Anthony Cumia & Patrice O'Neal - embarassing girlfriend talk

[@turdsmcgillicuddy5118]

Imagine if you will..... Opie is fired, Patrice lived and joined ant and jim on Sirius.

[@charleserickson3499]

Turds McGillicuddy *tears of joy start streaming down my face*

[@carpetbomb8986]

Patrice wouldn't be able to speak or move. He'd be essentially be a living corpse

[@frozenlicks]

@@carpetbomb8986 since the first comment is hypothetical, I think he's talking about Patrice never went through coma, dont ruin the fun

[@ShiroRX]

He would never get up everyday at 5:30

[@loonanite]

Pipe dream, fanboy

[@JohnDoe-ef3nv]

"She looked like something from Lord of The Rings and not one of the humans." Fuck, Anthony always has the best descriptions of things, lmao.

[@great567]

Anthony looks for girls who run away from home

[@johnnyrebel1115]

David Bow Wow and with peckahs it now seems

[@StereoMonolith1]

Yrn 97 fawk yeah

[@Pollutical]

I can't think of anything more generous than banging a runaway and letting her free the next morning

[@john.john.johnny]

Yes and? Those are the best lovers because you're not really using her you're giving her what she needs and she's giving you what you need but if you think that's bad then you're probably in a horrid sexless marriage or in your mom's sexless basement.

[@uncleTedK]

That looks like an authentic Wehrmacht helmet.

[@gorgeousgeorge187]

2:30 lord Patrice is funny. ‘Put a sir on the end to make em feel better’ 😂

[@frankpfeifer_]

@3:46 that Water World paper trade reference "PayPer" lmao

[@loonanite]

Ant should have this picture framed inside his house

[@mikecappadocia5959]

What a great picture

[@HappyMaskSalesMan7]

Never realized how small of a man Anthony is before seeing this pic

[@matthewzablocki5310]

He's bigger now. He started lifting i guess cause his arms are decent

[@turbogav8674]

He's a big man when he has his gun …

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

More like Patrice was one big nigga!! Lol

[@TChalla616]

Patrice was 6'5", so most people look small next to him.

[@mulehop17]

Patrice is just a giant lol

[@JohnDoe-eo4wm]

Let’s be honest - the age difference wasn’t two years. Either the girl was 15 and Anthony was 19, or the girl was 16 and Anthony was 20. No wonder the father despised him.

[@tolstoy143]

Who is the other comic, the one that sounds like David Duchovny?

[@hellenkellerandfriends2729]

Joe derosa mos def

[@nickcamileri]

yeah Joe derosa... bill BURR often talks about him when he's out on the road

[@ListenToBigFace]

It’s the teen idol sensation

[@turdsmcgillicuddy5118]

An Egyptian simp weak shouldered closet transgender named Joe, what would his black friends think?

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

The great Joe DeRosa! Master of Simps!

[@deebhoymcw2120]

17:26 😂😂

[@tommyapples8490]

These.2 look like the hamburger and hot dog Guys

[@GenericInternetter]

I don't get Anthony's point about hating the girlfriend's mother.

[@timseale786]

For the record Joe Derosa is awful !!!! And tried to make up for it with stupid fake laugh

[@larose9876]

High High High

[@Cosmo87-]

Ant is a groomer lol

[@danielwilkes8216]

Holy Fuck do I love that picture of Ant and Patrice