Best of Anthony Cumia as Andrew Dice Clay

[@Sixstringman]

Cumia and Dice should go on the road as Dice vs Dice. Twice the Dice for half the price!

[@thisislargemouth5566]

@Iceman 23 Nobody wants to work with Cumia anymore though sadly because he's too much to handle. Which is a crying shame because he's one of the greatest talents ever on radio.

[@nimo517]

@@thisislargemouth5566 you have a big mouth, Largemouth, and I’m so glad to see this opinion shared! It’s so hard to convey loving someone, but also being mad at what they’ve become. Means I’ll still listen to his old shows forever but his hateful racism and lack of a desire to even be covert/joking about it. Instead, he will still just say it’s not his fault bc he grew up in a diff time…

[@coryw3823]

Call it roll the Dice or Pair-a-Dice

[@nimo517]

@@coryw3823 yeah and what’s Texas holding?Is like Texas grabbin’ ‘em Poka playas?. Better jokes

[@Edward_G_Popey]

Oh..! You just made a New nursery rhime!

[@ecamormex]

“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, fuck it.” 😂

[@drummerdoingstuff5020]

Fuckin brilliant

[@Sixstringman]

Agyuoooosh!

[@kenwen3792]

And I love dat fuckin bidge, Ooooo

[@Brothernumber3]

Ya hear me?

[@McLovinMcFlurry]

Dice has a broken heart 0:00:00-0:15:52 Dice the pirate 0:15:53-0:27:52 Dice and Anthony go to dinner 0:27:52-0:36:02 Andrew dice regan 0:36:02-0:41:29 Walking with the lord 0:41:29-0:47:32 Wine drinking dice 0:47:32-0:50:41 Derby Hat 0:50:41-0:59:39 Prank call 0:59:39-1:09:56

[@coronapapi]

Jfc I can't tell the difference between Anthony and Dice

[@Brad772006]

Yes! Thank you!

[@svendiamond]

Dude thanks so much

[@svendiamond]

@Dude on the internet lmao that would be amazing

[@andrewdicegay7290]

AGOOOSH!!!

[@rhelferstay]

I'm over here now!

[@s0lid_sno0ks]

like sweet strudel icing. drizzled on dice.

[@auyamacowlyou6856]

Dice "alright jay you do a good walken, but you can't agooosh like me" dice to jay Mohr when he did the dice impression on conan

[@xxplosive7945]

Its the Dice Man......Lova

[@elroi8542]

Ah ah ah.............. Ah Gooooosh

[@drewcolcher]

Brokenhearted Dice 0:00:00 (incl. Andrew Dice Bobo 0:10:42) Dice the pirate 0:15:53 (incl. Adopt-a-Dice 0:24:30) Dinner with Dice 0:27:52 Andrew Dice Reagan 0:36:02 Dice finds Jesus 0:41:29 Dice the wine connoisseur 0:47:32 Dice the serial killer 0:50:41 Dice and Nikki Benz 0:51:03 Dice the porn director 0:52:00 Dice hates Guatemalan women 0:53:45 (incl. Dice hates Time Warner Cable 0:57:40) Pranking Dice 0:59:39 Dice's secret tape vault 1:09:53 Dice joins The Who 1:20:28 Jerry Dice Seinfeld (incl. Chris Dice Rock, Rodney Dice Dangerfield) 1:26:33 Boppin’ With Dice 1:33:54 Dice on Ice 1:37:14 Charlie Dice Sheen 1:46:08 Dice the interior decorator 1:49:20 Dice the Fox News earthquake correspondent 1:58:32 Andrew Dice Gay 2:01:00 Andrew Dice Clay vs. Anthony Dice Cumia 2:08:06 Popeye Dice Clay (both ways) 2:26:31 Andrew Dice Clay vs. Anthony Dice Cumia pt. II 2:27:45 Andrew Dice Clay: I’m Over Here Now (2000) 2:32:16 The Diceman and The Chippah 2:57:08 Angelou Dice Gay 2:59:50 Dice: Undisputed (2007 - incl. Marty Dice McClay) 3:06:07 Andrew Dice Gay pt. II 3:25:58 Swedish Dice Clay 3:35:15 Dice visits Ground Zero 3:35:51

[@DCI_LeoDan_]

Bless you, sir.

[@AlexM-mr8of]

Awesome!

[@AlexM-mr8of]

Thanks dude

[@weege001]

Thank you for your service

[@martybass7376]

Thanks

[@dyates6380]

I remember years ago, and I'm talking probably 2005 or six, coming home after work and listening to O&A when they were replayed in the afternoon here in Cleveland. They started talking about Dice one day and Anthony started with his impression. To this day, this DAY, I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life!!!!!!!!!! I'm very happily retired now, but that brings up such golden memories for me coming home from a long day at work and unwinding while laughing my ass off. This show was SOOOOOOO good with the three of them.

[@mobucks555]

Only two times in my life I had to pull over on a highway and stop my car because I was laughing so hard. The first was Ant vs Patrice about hairplugs, the other was Artie Lange doing impressions on the Howard Stern show.

[@justinroark88]

Anthony Cumia is the most underrated funnyman alive. Very underrated considering his associations with very famous comedians on his radio programs over the years

[@fytc910]

I'll second that. Anthony is fucking awesome. Guy lives a dream life and he worked his ass off for it. I hope he keeps doing what he does for a long time. Id love to meet him one day and hang out. It would be an honor and a dream come true.

[@bose1962]

I think his conservative views scared the Burrs ect. He was funnier than all of them

[@ThaSlymes]

@bose1962 Exactly! The amount of times the room was packed with the greatest comedians around and it was Ant that was slaying the room over and over. Shame Bill turned into such a soft liberal as time went on, used to love the guy.

[@mauropedrosa7317]

Facts

[@mitchellwilliam95]

I think Will Sasso is pretty underrated too

[@phillipstahl3957]

"I ain't gonna sit here and argue with myself" -Andrew Dice Clay

[@mohr365]

The only thing better than Anthony’s Dice impersonation is Colin Quinn laughing hysterically and asking for Ant to do Dice. Lol

[@Charlie-yg1nm]

When does this happen?

[@forevergreyJV]

@@Charlie-yg1nm 52:47

[@forevergreyJV]

27:54

[@doctorstainy]

Cumia is the best actor, this character transcended an impression, it deserves an Oscar.

[@chrishagerty5467]

Listening to these old videos it's so clear that Anthony has all the talent. Opie is a wet blanket.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Opie is OK... in small doses

[@joshuaboyell779]

Have you listened to Anthony's shows without opie? Hours of unfunny political drivel. Opie built the show.

[@drbibhis7345]

​@@joshuaboyell779yep those new op shows rock

[@mikeyo3377]

@@joshuaboyell779 I agree completely. Anthony NEEDS boundaries to be at his best. Opie was like the conductor in an orchestra. He didn't play an instrument but he kept things going really well. And he knew when something wasn't working. Doesn't get enough credit for it.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

More like a wet napkin; soft & tears apart with the slightest pull.

[@ryan6689]

I havent laughed that hard in a long f**king time. This dice impression made me care about life again.

[@ManDuderGuy]

Me too.

[@bigblue162]

Same here. Had me crying.

[@scottfarquhar6985]

There’s nothing as consistently funny as Andrew dice Gay.

[@Sixstringman]

What about 9/11? Wait nevermind I was thinking of Opie's podcast.

[@DiscoBoogieNJ]

Dude, I can listen to Andrew Dice Gay every day. It never gets old.

[@nicestguyinhouse6112]

@@Sixstringman It was a national tragedy

[@nicestguyinhouse6112]

@@Sixstringman I spent months looking for my brother after 9/11

[@Sixstringman]

​@Nicest Guy In House where was he?

[@SalMiniYo]

This is one of the funniest videos on KZbin! Anthony’s impression is flawless. I’m amazed how he is able to come up with hilarious lines extemporaneously.

[@719Flowers]

Tbh even tho ppl call him racist I don’t see it. He went with stats even if it’s skewed at times. He’s a funny fuck especially back then. He was bestfriends with Patrice and stood his ground with Patrice who is notorious for his own strong views. Regardless, glad someone is finding this funny like me lol

[@719Flowers]

Uncle Turtle well thats a sad notion. Ppl would rather feel comfortable and safe than discuss the real problems of America and deeper issues since it makes them comfortable. Truly is sad what’s this country the pinochle of so many others is falling apart in its own sense.

[@markrobertson2052]

@@719Flowers I think it's also that a lot of people want something to self-righteously hate without guilt, and what better way to do so than to mindlessly vilify anyone willing to hold minorities to the same standard as whites. Of course these people are the actual racists they claim to oppose. The bigotry of low expectations.

[@kennyc9662]

😳Extemporaneously🤔😒 Don't come here with your $113 words😒

[@j-r-m7775]

@@719Flowers Every generation people say the country is falling apart or it’s going to hell. As much as you say people bitch about racism and they do, you have people bitching about how bad the country is and how it was better in some romanticized past. The people that bitch about political correctness now are almost as bad as the political correctness itself.

[@forestc6014]

Anthony sounds like he secretly wants to do the entirety of every show as Andrew Dice Gay.

[@scerva]

I would not complain at all

[@mrskinszszs]

@Campbell Koschei incorrect.

[@mrskinszszs]

@Campbell Koschei Calm down, Opie

[@ShinKamaitachi]

It was for the best.

[@thelolmaster1997]

@Campbell Koschei so mad 😂😂😂

[@stupidmaster93]

Anthony is a better Dice than Dice is 😂😂

[@PontifexFrankimus]

I fully agree

[@shawnnewcomer4879]

Can we take a second to appreciate how Dice himself went in on Charlie Sheen. Wearing an eye patch😂😂😂😂

[@otameal]

Andrew Dice Reagan may be the funniest 3 minutes of radio I've ever heard

[@AlexM-mr8of]

This 4 hour tape of Anthony Dice Clay would be great for a drive from Jersey to Boston. Thank you Jimmy.

[@johnloland439]

Respectfully

[@ayiii1776]

I completely agree... however i am in Texas. Makes the drive so much fun and shorter.

[@JohnWeatherman-bc5zk]

Thank you Jim for posting this. Whenever im having a shitty day I put this on and it never fails to turn things around. I'll never get sick of this.

[@wildazcat25]

I'm ova here now!!!!

[@Hodongji]

I'm Still trying to figure out the I'm ova here now bit.. It's funny, I just don't know why yet..

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE OVA THERE??????????????

[@russellmcafee9412]

wit the man-ass!

[@peterholland82]

@@Hodongji dice is a jew lol

[@Platerpus7]

Hodongji it’s from his standup in the 80s

[@Michael-x8m4c]

Miss it .

[@trooperjoe73]

At some point, you'll forget it's Anthony and think, "Dice is an idiot".

[@Snake-eyes1980]

Maaaaaaan I'm fucking dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@matthewbishop8395]

@J while dice can be funny and use that term loosely he sounds like a fucking idiot .

[@92GreyBlue]

I honestly didn't know AC was this hilarious.

[@afroshined]

The line about him being a dice-ciple was genuis

[@zacharygonzales5495]

I fucking love this compilation. Andrew dice gay has me howling.

[@DenverPicker]

I listen to this when im at the gym. This is WAY under rated!!

[@jackbauer4186]

Artie Lange, Nick Dipoalo, Jim Norton and many others have all said Anthony Cumia could be one of the best stand up comedians alive if he ever did it. He said he just never wanted to do stand up.

[@paulmallon9292]

He has tried and has been awful. No shame in that. None of those people you mentioned are decent stand up comics so the assumption that Ant would be is crazy. Hilarious jock though.

[@lemoniceluxe]

Those are some rough examples

[@philregular1465]

@@paulmallon9292 post a vid of your great material , knob-gobbla

[@paulmallon9292]

@@philregular1465 I wouldn't have any. Might be some footage of me knob gobbling though. Who knows.

[@sheldonferguson7422]

@Paul Mallon none of them are decent? Why, because they don't believe in the PC bs? Go listen to Amy change my view every other day Schumer

[@YouAwakeYet]

This is GOLD!!!! I'm about to start part 2. Can't wait

[@walnutz8743]

Andrew Dice Gay had patrice on the floor.. classic when patrice really laughs, its pure gold

[@atbmob]

Once a year must listen

[@thehoff1982]

Anthony's impressions of dice and popeye etc have me fucking creased every time. Ridiculously talented guy.

[@gcgc6381]

He's going crazy, hes spinning around and around over deh. Or sumthin, tss tss.

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

Ant's Dice impression is my favorite of all time. The only one that's even close is Crowder's Trump impression.

[@jockoadams3377]

"Bugga-alugga-loo, bugga-alugga-loo.. I'm over here now."

[@Scrub_Jake]

This one character is funnier than Burr’s entire catalog 😂

[@ForWhoWouldLose]

Unfortunately burr threw away funny as soon as he got to play dress up, many such cases.

[@ayiii1776]

I think so too. But I'm not a Burr fan at all.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

I agree but at least burr isn't a racist pedo.....

[@yammbagg4866]

50,000 of these views are from me! I just did a road trip from Seattle to Denver and I was able to listen to this all the way through!!! Great work

[@JoeMACofNAC]

This will stay forever in my favorites.

[@Topg0333]

The fact that there 4 hours of this😂😂😂😂

[@wingchundragon]

Im only an hour past, and this shit has me laughing with tears, riding the train. One of the funniest videos on you tube

[@Valkonnen]

"Stucco's coming back" had me on the floor.

[@jcee6886]

When you got top tier comedians saying, "now do Dice as ...... now as.... now do Dice talking about central Americans ", that's when you realise who the funniest guy ever on that radio show was. 😂

[@paulelroy6650]

"I made that up on the spot" yeah well done opie first time for everything.

[@b.scottfarthingsworth]

this vid, 4 hours of pure gold

[@anthoniemadsen7673]

Heard this full clip so many times. Still cracks me up

[@Gorbag01]

same

[@finster6266]

One of the funniest compilations ever

[@kristenkinnan4943]

Not even 5 minutes in and I’m crying while laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@Amp1771]

thanks for the upload! This is the best thing ever!

[@EliAlexanderClark]

Slipped through da surly bonds of earth, and touched da face of God! Ya-hea?

[@stewpuddy4161]

"Look what I made for you, a picture frame, some macaroni, glue, and glitter!" Ant's Dice impression is so amazing. I never get tired of it.

[@sinister9099]

Thanks for the video i think we can all learn a lot from Dice walking with the lord

[@townsjim]

I wish I could share this with my friends in England, but hardly anyone here knows who the fuck Dice is, ohhh!

[@Optimusprimerib36]

Rick Steve I havent even listend to this again, but Im waiting for "Medium or well done? Medium. Yeaaaahhhh!"

[@Tehownilator]

I didn’t think I’d enjoy hearing Ant and Opie getting along, but it’s nice.

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

2:24:05 A-GAHBEHBEHGEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Moodymongul]

Ant really does become the Dice-Man :)

[@WJINTL]

O&A messing with Dice on the phone is another classic for the bag 😂

[@jasperbustamante8784]

I’M A PIRATE WOOF WOOF! That line gets me every time

[@AlexM-mr8of]

It’s time to get Anthony and Dice on the Chip show

[@iank.leblanc-chatt8537]

🐜 s dice impression is spot fucking on !!!!! Holy shit if someone just played this for me without seeing the title I wouldn't really know for a few mins

[@MattttG3]

Massa Don lmao I love when Jimmy and Anthony riff back and forth and they both are laughing their asses off

[@thehoff1982]

Yeah, then opie gets jealous and goes to the phones or says they have to move on...

[@phillipstahl3957]

Reagan Dice Clay had me crying hahahahahaha

[@shreddykruger3169]

Dice the interior decorator I was crying

[@edtherockhound9944]

Haha 1:09 is the best when Dice thinks he’s talking to the receptionist haha oh to funny . I miss this show even though they would get shut down in 2020 with all this sensitive jerks crying

[@liljimmysjunk]

Amazing, I heard this when it happened. cant believe then O & A were at odds. off air. still able to go on with the show long after

[@Pontusky]

think his Dice getting better on compound, he has polished it up over the years. He is now more Dice than Dice.

[@handsomestik]

Anthony's Dice is actually funnier than Dice. It is unbelievable

[@franzisaryk5965]

Why am I actually taking tissues it’s fucking radio omg holy shit I shot my drink out of my nose I thought I was going to die laughing

[@royceosceola7894]

I quote something from this video every other week lol

[@countdankula2746]

This is my favorite thing of all time

[@countdankula2746]

I must be a boomer

[@dennisarchibeque1435]

This is the most intense ive ever laughed at anything! I was a cunt hair away from a heart attack.Thanks Ant!!!! Lol

[@borrisg4972]

1:09:52 Dice Undisputed: Dice with Mice Slice 'n Dice Dice with Rice Dice Vice Once Bitten Dice Shy Dice on Ice Roll the Dice One Dice Three Times A Lady Fuzzy Dice The Price is Dice The Wheel of Dice Are you smarter than Dice Dice or no Dice Miami Dice Dice with Lice The Passion of the Dice Dice Dice Baby Spice Dice Dice Castles The Dice of Life Dice Advise

[@LeesChannel]

They didn't mention it on the show, but what about that video from the time he was part of a girl band from England? They released a movie in 1997.

[@LeesChannel]

@Justin Collins Yeah, he was part of the Dice Girls in the movie Dice World

[@GIJew]

Don't forget about when the Titanic hit a Diceberg...

[@Sixstringman]

@@BenGilmore93The Miracle on Dice!

[@Sixstringman]

@@BenGilmore93 But I thought yous was ova there?

[@alanr4263]

Anthony impression is so good.Too funny. Where was she B-4 lol

[@bobbybigfellow8516]

I'm over here now......I was over there.......but now I'm over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@miket851]

I'm kinda new to Opie and Anthony about a year now and its amazing but what the fuck does Opie do? Take Anthony out of it and it would be pure shit.

[@XoXo475]

Summed it up right there. MOPIE did diddly

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

The new crew doesn’t know shit about OnA

[@TheRoadhammer379]

@@XoXo475 Not true, Dopey ruined bits and took calls from shitty fans. The guy knew how to ruin a bit.

[@intercoursehandguns851]

He played the straight man this entire comp, setting Ant up for bits and playing along. Anthony Dice Clay wouldn't have had anybody to riff off of if Ope weren't there. His ego took over and he began to feel like a 3rd wheel but at one point he did contribute in some way.

[@Therealgeoffchilds]

Dice was hilarious I don't care what anybody says and I love them impersonations too

[@marshboii]

31:00 is hilarious

[@kevinmeaney7965]

‘Na it’s not,don’t worry,it’s not no trojan horse or nothin’ is the best line in history

[@densel.crocker1782]

What about that thing the Firemen use for car crashes? The Jaws of Dice, ohhh!

[@mobucks555]

ADC was so awesome in that movie with the singers.

[@DKCG0113]

Opie should be paying Anthony a monthly royalty for the rest of his life

[@thanktheuniverse9438]

Not sure how or why, but I've only discovered O&A in the past month, and this compilation is making me piss myself... On par with Extrava-Danza...

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Gilbert: "Hey Elton! Are you with those guys?"

[@DirtyMike124x]

Anthony is a refined weapons grade version of Dice.

[@damian3127]

Anthony is so good.

[@copacetic9018]

Thanks for reuploading it. Mine went down for some reason.

[@brianhacker9194]

2 comedians who are so fast on their feet and funny af all the time are always gonna separate themselves from the 3rd guy who couldn't make anybody laugh to save his life.

[@ericsiggins254]

Plz look up all the O&A with Patrice Oniel U will grow as a human

[@Serote_Kaiba]

Already done brotha. Listened to every minute i can find.

[@mahtinown-eel]

Dice Bobo is hysterical

[@wildazcat25]

Diceaphenia and dice on ice in the Olympics are my favorites bc ants impression is flawless plus the shit he pulls out of his ass are incredible!! And what's best is I actually picture dice playing bass with the who and dice ice skating it kills me!!! Anthony's dice is better than the actual dice!!

[@billcarrig9434]

"Hey, Club Soda Kenny, collect my roses."

[@Sixstringman]

Dice on Ice is classic. They had the music and everything.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

​@@Sixstringman anthony knew it too well

[@hoganlongfellow]

This is SO GOOD

[@KrugnDomP]

3:26:20 more andrew dice gay

[@leedobson]

I had no clue who Dice was until I heard Ant do him, hilarious shit

[@Stonestare]

The funniest 4 hours on KZbin

[@godzilla12325]

Is there a part 2 with the remaining 4m 26s somewhere? Your comment clearly states this is "the funniest 4 hours on youtube" but this video is only 3h 55m 34s so i would appreciate a link if you have it?

[@Stonestare]

@@godzilla12325 I was rounding off the time.

[@jr_fishing9287]

IM A SWASH BUCKLA!!!!!! HAHA i died

[@Gibson_Praise]

'What's with the effen bell...' Great bit ...

[@Adam-ys9eb]

that derby segment is absolute gold

[@DieCensor]

If I put up a nest like that, I would never let a blue jay use it 😂

[@ryannafe9252]

“Once, Dice, three times the lady!” 🤣

[@jimmyjameson8705]

amazing...easily the best impression of anyone at anytime anywhere here or in any universe parallel or not...simply brilliant.

[@roachzero2952]

Absolutely LEGENDARY impression !!!!