Anthony Cumia Recounts His Wedding Day

[@jnate3451]

Anthony is one of the best story tellers of all time.

[@BOOSETO]

A classic, natural orator if their ever was one. And still is. Check him out 1 month ago on artie Lange's halfway house podcast.

[@hardpack187]

@@BOOSETO I wish he could have hosted a show with Patrice. Goddamn Patrice, why did you have to go?

[@Mydemonsayshello]

Way better then the WOOOOHHAAWOOOHAWOOOHA

[@jnate3451]

@@Mydemonsayshello Ah hoo hoo Robin, he's rippin' me off. God Bless Anthony

[@slyjokerg]

@@hardpack187 1. Patrice was terrible. Very rarely funny, and that totally unwarranted arrogance... and the childish misogyny. Just unbearable. 2. If it was up to Anthony, Patrice would have never been on O&A. He was/is a raging racist. I am sure he hated/resented Patrice. Ant was different when Patrice was on.

[@pandavelli8176]

Opie was fantastic here playing the straight man for Ant’s story. He really enhanced the whole story with the soundboard and little interruptions to contribute. Real W for the Opester. Shows him at his best.

[@BigBlack81]

All time performance. Had he done this all the time, they'd probably still be doing it.

[@xxczerxx]

Is this high-level sarcasm? The sound effects are atrocious

[@BigBlack81]

​@@xxczerxx Totally disagree. Opie hadn't devolved into bit killer Opie yet. I admit his button pushing later on was indeed bad, but this was him actually doing it well in my view.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Fawk yeah

[@PlayNiceFolks]

​@@BigBlack81 I agree with this. 🎉

[@jetydosa1]

Anthony is swimming upstream this entire clip. Opie is doing everything in his power to suck the funny out of this. It’s really quite remarkable

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

Thanks for uploading these Cumia talks....hilarious.

[@misstrKevin]

Keep pressing buttons opie while everyone including the callers carries you.

[@Serote_Kaiba]

My exact thoughts. Callers only like him because he picks up the phone.

[@Serote_Kaiba]

@dimebag Darrell its because "I been doing it since I was 18".

[@LaChartre]

good one!

[@GhastlyCretin]

People who forget why they want to bludgeon Opie to an unrecognisable pulp need to listen to this again.

[@TL2354]

Why?

[@ammagnolia]

​@@TL2354because he's annoying af. Why else??

[@ericstaib8035]

Leave it alone.

[@ganggreen1991]

He’s just terrible & this clip makes it more evident

[@chaosisfun7789]

I can't stand how Opie keeps interrupting Anthony's hilarious story to make us sit through his awful "contributions" to the show.

[@justinroark88]

Leave it alone

[@ARKITECHDNB]

It's cause he knew his wife well

[@sb4787]

You have to do 20 years of radio to criticize the opster lol

[@FeechLaMannas]

BOOOOOO!! This sucks! BE MORE FUNNY! This is goin greeeat. Sooowwww isn’t this grrrreat?! Goddamn rich CUNT! Oh dear lord! Maaaaaa plueeeze I’m tryin to do this noowww! Good evening…no! My health doesn’t allow it. FOOOD alright?

[@VeritasSineTimore]

Opie.....oh yeah he STINKS!

[@bricecate]

who besides anthony could make this miserable story so damn funny. brilliant guy

[@tommytwomommy]

Opie is that try hard class clown that everyone knew in high school

[@LaChartre]

is he

[@BBonez24]

I think this actually might be Opie at his most autistic

[@antwankumiaa7329]

That’s every show they ever did.

[@HannibalSpliff]

Fn a opies first day with the soundboard fuck!!!

[@BigRockyD]

Evolutionary photos of Anthony at different times in his life is like the dude morphs into different forms. Lol

[@Lordofthegeeks108]

Club soda Kenny's unsettlingly wide head looming in the background like a recently divorced Easter Island statue is mesmerising.

[@lyzzlyzzy1023]

Didn’t see him til I read this, now it’s all I see

[@davidperez5089]

Everywhere he goes, he looms. Remember Lerch?!

[@FeechLaMannas]

Ole Doberman Pincher head.

[@Contemplativeman101]

You know what would be genuinely funny Opie? Putting your feet up and reading a book in silence. Saying and doing nothing. Then A: someone will be funny when they notice you or B: no one notices and the show is better for it anyway

[@TL2354]

Basing that on your experience running a radio show?

[@matthewbarry1746]

​@@TL2354Are you really dumb enough to think you have to be a chef to know if a steak is overcooked? Opie was terrible at his job.

[@diegoyotta]

This is literally an inspirational story: working class man makes it out of poverty and a living hell to become rich and successful

[@waddlechoc8289]

*working class man becomes irrelevant rich racist pedophile

[@xxczerxx]

He's like Artie in that regard. True working class hero

[@dorpth]

Trashy east coast wedding? Reception at a bar? Obsession with guns? Anthony's pre-radio life was The Deer Hunter, minus Vietnam. edit: his marriage really did run the gambit of De Niro movies. It started off like The Deer Hunter, progressed like Raging Bull, and finally ended like Casino.

[@gordo965]

And now it's like Taxi Driver! Hoo hoo

[@zwipf30]

I need this edited to remove Opie. He owes his career to Anthony.

[@tolstoy143]

Man I wish Opie actually had fled the studio. He is so unfuckingbearable and the sound bites make no sense given Ant's story.

[@DKCG0113]

God damn. That train track analogy is dead on.

[@wkeon]

too much sound effects opie

[@DHodges187]

Ant also had a 360. DOPE!

[@thomasdougherty8696]

I disagree. I think it was the perfect amount of interruptions.

[@ajww1329]

One of the south park ones was funny but 99% of them were horrid

[@rapman5791]

Ant is absolutely correct, the reason there is no filming the birthing process is due to possible recrimination from malpractice issues. Doctors and nurses have messed up and it was all caught on tape and the hospital’s legal team didn’t have a leg to stand on in court.

[@bdof1]

These old soundboard clips they used were fucking awful and their use of them was really bad. Great story though

[@mikefingers8909]

yeah they really don't hold up.

[@DHodges187]

they in enhance the story.

[@carloseskimo]

Most likely when the soundboard clips are awful, opie played them. Absolutely zero comedic timing

[@tylerparker1333]

@@DHodges187 this you, Opie?

[@rapman5791]

Opie trying his best at a Fred Norris impression.

[@jonvia]

How bout a Fresca? ... never miss a Caddyshack reference!

[@castizodonkeykong282]

Ant should have let Ope leave holy fuck

[@TairyHesticles]

My soon-to-be ex-wife got tanked 5 minutes into our reception, passed out on a chair, and I had to carry her up a marble staircase with a friend into the bridal suite, where she immediately threw up wine all over her dress and spent the night passed out. When we got to the hotel, I remember staring at the ceiling like Ant, wondering what I had gotten myself into.

[@bstewnyc]

Opie: it's illegal now Anthony: why? Opie: legal reasons

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

and the torpid sloth strikes again

[@boostgoober7262]

Anthony's face always looks like it's imploding

[@AZ-kr6ff]

Anthony looks like Chuck in this picture.

[@danielleiapalucci1693]

Opie’s sound clips throughout the story are infuriating.

[@jonvia]

Ant got married and regretted it instantly so we dont have to.

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Strange that many of the clips with Ant muthafukin’ his ex mother-in-law start out with Disturbed playing. It’s like Ant’s Pelican Brief activator to start the Judy stories

[@duffman2112]

Fuck the Private Parts movie, i want the movie about Anthony's life starting with the puppet and spaghetti.

[@user-zx7si8nb7c]

There's a parallel universe out there, somewhere, that has the Opie & Anthony Show, just without Opie. That's a universe I want to be a part of. He really messed up this segment.

[@markadame-d5t]

29:30 When op played that rocking road McDonald’s song i couldn’t control myself 😂….. what a rusty handbrake, ants telling a great story, everybody is all ears and here comes opie, hold on hold on let me press a button. How many times did this guy just stop the momentum on this one, holy shit.

[@fattonyTV_]

Enough about the sound effects!

[@maxbarnes3967]

Opie is unlistenable

[@dpm2515]

I hate how Opie always talks about being uncomfortable with Aunt talks about his marriage and stuff. He's a great storyteller what makes him so uncomfortable when he vents. It's probably the relatability / empathy contrasting with Opie's sociopathic tendencies

[@scubasteve7439]

What year is this from? Is this WNEW or xm?

[@jscordoba3]

I believe it's tail end of WNEW

[@pandavelli8176]

This episode is from July 28, 1990, on the Bob & Tom Show.

[@mattkinsman272]

HOLY SHIT. Opies sound clips literally ruin this show for me. So cringe and annoying.

[@rapman5791]

Opie trying hard to do his best Fred Norris impression.

[@Shawn-n1r]

Did opie just steam roll the beginning kiddie porn joke at the beginning? How and why did all the other guys let him be there

[@Whiterhabber]

E n o u g h w i t h t h e D i s t u r b e d

[@HamsterWheelGaming]

This desperately needs a Nopie. Opie constantly derailing and interrupting ant's stories was infuriating

[@sdot5389]

Never forget….Ant’s wife was first his brother’s side piece. He literally scooped up his cast off.

[@bloodlinefilms]

that definitely explains part of the story.

[@ouncy]

Ant looked older 15 years ago.

[@doomstadt2371]

Haha he still looks old as shit, except now hes also bloated with awful hair.

[@dennisarchibeque1435]

Opie is "fucking horrible" in this bit! Lol. Smarmy,uppitty,lame white guy contributions always sucked going back to game show hosts,Craig kilbourn and Dennis Miller

[@BOOSETO]

Face-lift my guy.

[@rapman5791]

It’s amazing what stress does to a man. He is so much more at peace now and it shows .

[@mistersonnen848]

Opies sound board was the funniest thing about O&A. It's thr only reason the show was popular. Plus pushing on callers randomly

[@BRAND0N...]

The fucking movie audio is so damn annoying and jocktober worthy

[@njcolvin92]

Dude opie is horrible on this. Staying silent would be his biggest possible contribution

[@JeffreySmith84]

God damn nothing worse than Brother Man Opster continuously interrupting Ant's stories for no reason

[@richvos8000]

how could you find this not funny honestly

[@Underpantsniper]

If you were involved in any way

[@Ebolacrash]

Opie ruined it like usual

[@mattkinsman272]

Rich Vos let’s start and finish with the cringe annoying sound clips.

[@pandavelli8176]

Rich Vos is the man.

[@mattmac1271]

Cumia is one of the last real men in America

[@patrickcaulfield638]

Hilarious story. You could trade probably anybody else in the world for opie in that room and it'd be funnier though.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Opie scored ONE soundboard drop about Anthony’s first dance “It’s bringing me right back, guys. Thanks.”

[@aveng7fld]

Opie is great in this 😂

[@Coldwallbar]

i hate opie man

[@ammagnolia]

5:30 Opie goes super cringe nova

[@happydog6537]

Poor Opie is literally humorless it’s like a disease he just doesn’t know funny.

[@ChefBurns1]

God opie is so bad. His stupid ass cartman audio and just ruining the show. God he’s lucky he had Ant.

[@GorbyP]

I bet you are one of those guys who say, "we really need Patrice right now." What a dork

[@ChefBurns1]

@@GorbyP just spouting random shit? Didn’t know opie was so important to you.

[@GorbyP]

@ChefBurns1 random shit?? You know I am 100 percent correct, you have for sure said that, don't lie, you are one of many.

[@ChefBurns1]

@@GorbyP😂 you’re weird bro. Idk why you think I said that, and so convinced I HAVE said that. Shits hilarious

[@michaelmccartney8506]

Opie isn’t very funny

[@johnmiller5679]

Glad none of his friends told him because we need this great radio. Oh sure he lost a shitload of money but small price to pay for this comic gold. Listening to this makes me feel that I got off very easy compared to this train wreck,

[@tbagwell]

Opie is beyond annoying