Anthony Fantano Reading Questionable (Bad) Lyrics For 11 Minutes This Time

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[@twentylush]

"there are so many poo poo and pee pee bars on this album" is more informative than any out-of-10 score could ever be

[@ee4396]

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[@breazy832]

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[@finnanut3921]

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[@MaxxwellPalone]

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[@twentylush]

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[@_Gabyo_]

Imagine your teacher reading your essay in front of the whole classroom with the same tone

[@wespicedmemes]

I felt that

[@Janfon1]

6:15

[@brokengirlsrus]

One of my professors did in college. I went home and cried after

[@KorAnos1]

I genuinely feel like Anthony gives off high school teacher vibes.

[@robertoferri9092]

@@brokengirlsrus F

[@josh18link31]

alternate title: melon bullies eminem and drake for 11 minutes

[@kainestacy]

with special guests: logic & rick ross

[@breezybreezy4871]

@@kainestacy ...and kanye

[@outmywritemind1739]

Bullies implies it wasn't deserved

[@chilihotdog7257]

@@kainestacy with a a small doze of cole and ksi

[@epictubegamer]

@@outmywritemind1739 most of them were. Especially the corny lyrics.

[@Matheuzers]

Logic: wants us to stop killing each other Anthony Fantano: never set his stance on killing (possibly pro-murder)

[@morjam4265]

Wait they aren't the same person?

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Omg XPOZD

[@spike5499]

@@EinFelsbrocken 😐

[@EinFelsbrocken]

@@spike5499 im sorry..

[@spike5499]

@@EinFelsbrocken it's all good, we all have those days

[@benjaminglazer7217]

It’s so egotistical, it makes kanye west seem well adjusted -Anthony Fantano

[@noahb5573]

I thought the bar was funny asf lmao

[@Seijikom]

It’s not even egotistical it’s just a lame bar like who is he fooling?

[@testing_something]

@@Seijikom it is very egotistical BUT OKAY

[@ELISHACAEZ]

@@testing_something Wouldn’t he have to like actually believe that to be egotistical? that line just sounds stupid

[@jamesupton6325]

@@Seijikom Idk I think its actually a cool line lol

[@westide3050]

A thumbnail of anthony fantano with hair is the truest form of clickbait

[@SkKedDy]

1.1k likes with no comments?

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

1.2k likes with one comment?

[@heromaxpower]

Jojolion PFP. If I got that right, then why haven’t I watched or read a single chapter of jojo’s yet? There’s your 3rd comment

[@pan6377]

Currently reading stone ocean. 4th comment

[@takashimizutani1808]

Is part 8 as good as stone ocean I've heard mix stuff about it from people I know so I'll just listen to whatever someone on Internet I don't know says because I don't like being indecisive

[@ajaxk7677]

The guys The guys were in paris

[@kostastavricprvovencani223]

Nigguys in Paris

[@RiceMan]

@@kostastavricprvovencani223 nick is in paris

[@HEATHENYT]

Easy boys lol

[@zedc6072]

"You got buns, I got aspergers" is still insane

[@austingee238]

He probably does indeed have Asperger’s, to be fair.

[@darealznoopdogg9300]

Every time I remember Rick Ross was a correctional officer I laugh my ass off.

[@NeoGraena]

I thought he was the man who hustles everyday

[@thrownstair]

Rap game Kamala Harris

[@R-H-B]

NOOOO WAY 😂😂😂

[@woogangamadeusmozart3642]

Wasn't it 50 who exposed all that

[@OpreRoma]

Officer Ricky

[@mastermarkus5307]

God, there's something I love about how horribly dad-jokey Eminem is.

[@theblackbaron4119]

He has always been. That's the great part :')

[@the_rose_titty]

I love it bc he used to be the most dangerous thing in music.

[@lukaluukaa]

well he IS a father so i guess it makes a lot of sense

[@everia_games]

We need to study the downfall of eminem's writing

[@schematicb5393]

"The idea of Rick Ross' ass getting eaten gives me nightmares" DEAD

[@CoalBee01]

Didn't even say Deathony Notano just straight up said "Hi DEATH NOTE HERE"

[@SteFaN_O7]

I dunno Justin Y being a weeaboo isnt enough to you?

[@CoalBee01]

@@SteFaN_O7 and what does Justin Y being a weeb have to do with my comment?

[@jaden_bricker]

@@SteFaN_O7 what

[@bobnormal5988]

@@SteFaN_O7 what

[@axep3785]

@@SteFaN_O7 what

[@SirClerihew]

Eminem is just dropping lame dad jokes for a living now

[@prasadbangale770]

🤡

[@prasadbangale770]

Listen to darkness

[@jakepierce1153]

Are you 12

[@ziggle5000]

@@jakepierce1153 I feel like people who ask this are just outing themselves as being like 15 or something themselves

[@jakepierce1153]

@@ziggle5000 It’s a very juvenile statement. Why would you feel that way, are you outing yourself?

[@gh05tnoh24]

The opening lyrics to Father Stretch my Hands is so Kanye that it’s classic.

[@lizardmandx]

Exactly

[@therealplnts8533]

We should get a "fantano calls things trash" compilation!

[@bonniefoam]

That video is too long to put on KZbin

[@dominicg2456]

yeah there's a channel dedicated to this, it's called the needle drop.

[@alfiejordan4081]

@@dominicg2456 literally I've never seen him say he likes a song 😂

[@fbi4189]

@@alfiejordan4081 he definitely likes songs, it’s just that he doesn’t make it real clear...

[@asylumskp4391]

Why do you want him to review Eminem's discography?

[@leafdog2714]

0:17 DABABY FANTANO

[@omarmickelson1204]

LESSGOOO

[@Spoonkid222]

👉🏾😁👈🏾

[@emmanuelle2977]

LESSGOOOO

[@ChickenFanYT]

Melon on Melon

[@joeisnothome]

DaFantano

[@seethewaitofficial5137]

Wasn't ready for that Chewbacca impression tho😂

[@knell-zh7do]

Cal Chubaccsta

[@altervisi7748]

YES just what I needed rn these are so funny

[@ryanscaggs1674]

Eminem has simply run out of lyrics so he's just trying to come up with all the puns he can

[@touyube8146]

But it doesn’t always have to be puns, he could rap about his life now, some egotistical shit about the money he’s got the cars he bought and girls that throw themselves at him but no he wants to rap about testicles

[@Anxiety_Asylum]

@@touyube8146 that's why he's great lmao

[@ryanscaggs1674]

@@touyube8146 you clearly don't know Eminem if you think he's gonna rap about a bunch of stupid materialistic shit like modern rappers

[@whyareyouusinglightmode2098]

@@ryanscaggs1674 i refuse to believe he runs out of lyrics when there probably many english words

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

@@ryanscaggs1674 He rapped about putting a gerbil in his ass

[@ollyzacd491]

‘The balls in my bag getting teste’ was my favourite line from mtbmb ngl

[@vileink4733]

That was NOT the line🤣

[@Saikocide]

@@vileink4733 teste my balls in the bag

[@claws811]

@@vileink4733 and i was thinking that you might want to get a new one for you

[@claws811]

why this getting likes

[@freddiesimmons1394]

@@claws811 because it's actually kinda clever

[@malteedman278]

Therapist: "Anthony Hairtano does note exist, he can't hurt you." Anthony Hairtano: 3:25

[@eduardotomas2676]

6:16

[@PastyHC]

Scared the shit out of me

[@socialistbatman1211]

I feel like Eminem’s new music is much more just him writing delinquent bars rather than him just letting out anger as the Slim Shady character.

[@fbi4189]

Yeah, he doesn’t really come off as angry anymore... Now he’s the type of guy to murder you with words _calmly..._

[@James6923.]

That’s because when he did the “slim shady” versions, all he got was attacked for saying things.. now a days, u cant say crap. 🤷‍♂️

[@ZombieDasher]

@@James6923. shut up, you literally can say anything you want.

[@wienerstein2817]

@@ZombieDasher Oh my God someone with a fuckin brain on this damn website. Thank you. Seriously I have nothing more to say but thank you.

[@garold8222]

@@ZombieDasher so you mean if eminem spoke on untouchable groups for example the LGBT community for being hypocritical he wouldn't get slammed?

[@murtaza-6]

this is comedy on a divine level

[@lamb9770]

found another ariana stan that watches fantano 😌😌

[@notmwg360]

10:58 “The idea of Rick Ross’s ass getting licked gives me nightmares” - Anthony Fantano

[@vileink4733]

Starting to think he doesn't like Em and Drake🤔

[@evet7278]

he hates white rappers mayn

[@hamzamir03]

@@evet7278 drake isn't white? lmao

[@T2G-DJT]

@@hamzamir03 yes he is

[@pooberyt8093]

@@hamzamir03 ya hes as white as whip cream in a snowstorm

[@hamzamir03]

@@pooberyt8093 Drake's dad is literally african american

[@SILZZURP]

2:40 aged horribly LMFAO

[@mattdetarr]

4:42 I love how this cuts off early. Adds a lot to the joke and I wish it was like this in the OG review

[@Ghast101]

Eminem is basically edgy-fying dad jokes and puns

[@gabrielmalta1962]

True. And I'd argue further: they wouldn't be all that terrible if they hadn't been Eminem'ed

[@zachmcnamara4376]

y-yeah haha what s-stupid bars! *furiously starts erasing all ball and teste lines I wrote*

[@carlostorres7745]

6:17 caught me so off guard

[@thebrideofghostface]

"Which is so egotistical, it makes Kanye seem well adjusted" is so funny

[@motnurky7055]

*Melon reads common cold line* *Immediately has a headache*

[@robbyg1239]

The Rick Ross line omfg😭

[@simplez4ck]

Which one

[@imbored8590]

Which one

[@Awchshonear]

Which one

[@valx5]

which one

[@MrManProduction]

Which one

[@ianposh4852]

Just started but hoping its just eminem bars for the whole runtime

[@chilihotdog7257]

drake is also there

[@az636]

Got some logic and Kanye for diversity as well

[@dylanmurphy6894]

@@az636 2 great black men

[@cabecinha4987]

@@dylanmurphy6894 I thought Kanye was birracial🧐🧐🧐

[@rileyreno3884]

*OH LOOK AT ME! I’M GONNA BRING YOU THIS PEPPERONI PIE, LIKE I’M A PIZZA DELIVERY GUUUUUUUUUY, YEEEEEAAAAAAYEEEEAH.”* Absolute fiiiiire. 🔥🔥🔥

[@IncandescentCrowvus]

A realistic look into who Eminem is now in life: A white middle aged dad. Therefore, he is making dad joke music

[@Capsone206]

That Chewbacca line killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Siavh]

Ksi on something

[@lagspike7763]

I disagree with so much of this but the delivery is so good on Anthony’s part that I can’t hate it

[@aprr5393]

Are you a drake fan?

[@touyube8146]

@@aprr5393 It doesn’t matter if he is cause he’s got a point, sometimes an artist will Throw in a few jokes in the song and Anthony goes mental takes it all seriously and over analyses it

[@TYR1139]

I mean some of them aren't that bad, depends on the context you want to take it in so he's still right in his own interpretation. Most are still too corny anyway

[@featherycoffee1401]

I mean, maybe he just puns and dad jokes, can't blame him but it's funny I but not how I think em intended it.

[@NeroSparda99]

@@touyube8146 just jokes copium

[@colinszustakowski1061]

1:17 Day of The Lord's - Joy Division

[@karazimsabour7899]

I legit thought the same fucking thing when he said it lmao

[@goldlion9066]

Im a huge stan and fantano sounds like your teacher reading the note you were passing and ur just like o_o

[@groundzero1077]

Great timing, I just watched the others earlier today!

[@groundzero1077]

@@staigenerator2949 Based af

[@TheManinBlack9054]

Me too. This guy always have nice timing

[@nicholassieber6993]

"which is so hilariously egotistical it makes Kanye west look well adjusted" lmao

[@nickdijcj1]

that dream flashback bit too fucking funny

[@rayleeharris]

5:08 NOT PUSHA T APPARENTLY

[@WACKA_WACKA]

every album behind him is an album he'd rather be listening to.

[@tedavidson]

That parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (eye drop) line is lowkey 🅿️

[@itzadam_yt6529]

The sequel we needed

[@ackee39]

“Im about that capital like a proper noun” changed my life

[@abdulrahmansaad829]

I think am going crazy,, I ve been repeating the 6:14 passage over and over and just laughing myself to tears! Omg its so funny!!

[@coughy6100]

anthony fantano with hair is cursed

[@pyrokineticfantasies8964]

I been waiting for another one of these to drop for so long ahh thank you

[@x-rayvision3802]

That visine and everytime I drop (eye drop) is pretty dope though lol

[@garnerday7149]

No its not, its like pun buts painfully unfunny

[@dylanmurphy6894]

It’s a proper dad joke

[@Sacha-xi9qn]

these keep me alive

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

Do you guys realize that this is a compilation of him talking about lyrics he doesn't like? He isnt negative about every album he reviews.

[@breazy832]

Shut Up

[@colonialp9]

Praise to the Pumpkin King!

[@cartmansnipples]

Lego Yoda be like: 0:16

[@evanbsings]

Man him saying Drake is insecure is just proven correct given the recent drama

[@lucas_crider8746]

Maybe Drake doesnt have a ghost writer...

[@grinkobaba9226]

That eye drops line was so good

[@sbob6776]

Exactly what I was thinking. He’s just hating on em

[@s1mplem4gic58]

Yeah ikr?! That was actually skillful! Yeah a lot of those Em lines were corny but like come on 😭

[@aaronuthayakumar1967]

@@s1mplem4gic58 nah it was corny as hell tbh

[@MrVintageLaser]

"DEATH NOTE here." got me so bad lmao

[@boverdesenutz8444]

Lmao idk man, that Eminem bar about parental ad-visine when eye-drop was kinda hard 🤣

[@ryvaleska]

Exactly, depending on delivery you can make any line sound bad. Anthony just hates most wordplay.

[@marcelarostigui8425]

It’s a reach

[@marcelarostigui8425]

Made plenty of lines like that as a 13 year old

[@boverdesenutz8444]

@@marcelarostigui8425 literally nobody cares. Like at all whatsoever.

[@kingcrimson4133]

@@boverdesenutz8444 he's not trying to make himself sound impressive, he's trying to make eminem's lyricism sound unimpressive (and rightfully so lmao)

[@spookydascary1216]

RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY TRIPLET FLOWS ~

[@olseaweedbeardye8622]

I love these vids, thank you man!

[@jaygroomes1357]

"I'll suffocate for respect before I breathe to collect the f-in check" - Eminem when he was good

[@nava6474]

He has 250 million dollars, he doesn't need money. Also he is lyrically insane, maybe not your cup of tea, maybe your cup full of syrup and lean

[@Python-xs2iv]

​@@nava6474 The meat riding is insane

[@nava6474]

@@Python-xs2iv calling the fact of defending an artist "meat riding" isn't a valid argument, at least if you have more than 14 years old

[@Python-xs2iv]

@@nava6474 Big talk from such a cornball.

[@ItzSonic69]

Eminem is still good

[@rjhstuffs]

5:11 holy shit he actually sits down for these what the fuck

[@qtoelke6208]

I love how it’s just drake and Eminem

[@jacke_RS]

WTF HE HAD HAIR

[@XxMarkTheSharkxX]

The pepperoni pie/pizza delivery guy comparison was just genius.

[@demmybane]

That closing line was great ngl

[@TylerTheTreeART]

I'm not defending J. Cole but in that song where he says "I'll keep this one for myself" I feel like he is talking in that messed up state of mind because the next line is "Love today's gone digital, and it's messing with my health." Am I wrong?

[@Bea-jl9lt]

That Chewbacca line is too funny lmfao

[@Tayl0r_]

I need like an hour long version of compiled bad lyrics read out by Anthony.

[@pabloni1117]

Can't wait for the Van Weezer review so we can hear him say "Pump it up into me please daddy"

[@davidabest7195]

Weezer is awful

[@pabloni1117]

@@davidabest7195 only make believe

[@clue3854]

Imagine spending that much time reading the dictionary just to write bars like this

[@Scott-rq7nu]

Okay he’s put out some laughable stuff now, but in the context of his whole career he’s said some of the most amazing shit ever

[@Danielbassist13]

Ngl the bleached asshole line was fucking hilarious 🤣

[@anttoz4989]

As much as I cringe at Eminem's lyrics sometimes, they can have a shiner every once in a while lol

[@harrisonj356]

Delusional idio t kek

[@_Noctifer]

6:16 Jesus ive never heard him that loud

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Never stop making these

[@blckerim2256]

The best thing about Doing It Stealthy by Oloff is that you can listen to it over and over again, whatever your mood.

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

The cuts in this are top tier

[@soapyguy6483]

This is going to be good

[@omagicc5194]

they eyedrop line from em WAS A BAR BRUH

[@abagz3919]

I clicked to see Anthony Fantano with hair and I’m not disappointed

[@vampcell]

i want to have lunch and debate ferrari prices

[@theuncannydag]

Just rewatched the previous 2 comps, speak of the devil

[@AnthonyLugar]

SUCH A BAD BOY

[@Azzabruh]

Woah woah woah now Alfred’s theme by em is just 5 minutes of wordplay that’s insanely clever on a Halloween beat personally I fw it. If he released it as a single on Halloween it’s be like an anthem

[@ScottAndersonYT]

Ooh that One Foot in the Grave vinyl caught my eye 👀

[@Seijikom]

Rappers do this all the time it’s just an easy way to flow over a beat in a “wholesome” way

[@MachHommyFan18]

These lowkey the best videos about mr melon

[@cake2531]

eminem has always been obsessive over similes, but wow he has gotten bad

[@Degiz47]

These aren’t even mad

[@princeanthony442]

@@Degiz47how tf are they not bad

[@user-lz1jp1ch8t]

​@@princeanthony442because old people dick ride him to heaven and back and they can't accept that he fall off

[@newsourcetechno5777]

His reaction to the Walt Disney line was like classic movie-style comedy

[@manganej]

came here for the hair tbh

[@fnrakie]

10:41

[@im_skrunkly]

that father stretch my hands bar carries the album

[@tvmovie5397]

There are times in life where you just want everything to end. There are other times when you just want to listen to Doing It Stealthy at max volume and call your boss the R-word

[@EpiclyYeeted]

Rigga?

[@itscarl0zyall1]

What up what a legendary cut off. "He used to be a CO" lmao

[@caseyhayes7510]

7:43 hit like a train lmao

[@pesterian41]

Good rule of thumb when writing lyrics is imagining someone reading them like fantano is right now and see if it'll sound silly

[@bipbipletucha]

The kangaroos they do be jumping