LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyrics of All Time

Such gems include "I keep it 300 like the Romans," "England is my city," and "I am the table."
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[@noticethez]

"I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

[@eugeneaxe]

Oof, that one's a doozy.

[@moaz6395]

Loool is that fr?

[@darklightprojector2688]

Eugene Ax a dookie 💩

[@lapisthehuman]

Legend

[@nolanvaughn25]

69th like

[@joshuaserrano8483]

"And I'm Kanye West" -Kevin Hart

[@namtrof01]

Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart

[@moozdoomz7573]

Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked

[@Max-bh3fp]

ded🥵😂😂

[@Ben-ff6hc]

That line was the best part of earth

[@andrewoid4711]

@@ryanflanagan9624 omg shut up

[@goldgotcensored2583]

"I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

[@devinixm8235]

Theres no way that line wasn't ironic

[@maskgas9810]

“Playing fortnite with your grandma”

[@Uub27]

@@devinixm8235 the whole song was ironic lmao

[@Harrylarry600]

people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.

[@MacenW]

@@Harrylarry600 kill shot is Eminem going off

[@aurum7472]

"said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

[@yoshidaaimi34]

god tier women equality drake, thanks

[@heinztomatoketchup1534]

Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭

[@JSGRanks]

As a queer person, it honestly annoys me to hell when straight men say that

[@ziwuri]

@@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.

[@JSGRanks]

@@ziwuri You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆

[@labda6391]

I like this one: *Woman getting brutally stabbed* [Intro: Eminem] Yeah

[@satoshimenon4306]

Comedy heaven

[@infernus2438]

This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol

[@jaycee598]

What song was that? Same Song and Dance?

[@infernus2438]

@@jaycee598 The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB

[@jaycee598]

Infernus oh ok

[@sblort123]

"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" -the Beatles

[@vlmpapc]

''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles

[@annaes1631]

Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three -The Beatles

[@troliskimosko]

@@bruce1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"

[@realstiffy]

I AM THE WALRUS

[@troliskimosko]

realstiffy goo goo gjoob

[@qazwsx6340]

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

[@tannerwilson8459]

he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol

[@peoplelegend8476]

At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!

[@arsenic-catnip]

I don't care what your into but dude.

[@Ducaso]

I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.

[@madeleinep.828]

What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD

[@lancedang2047]

" How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay " Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

[@Mich-jk2ze]

I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that

[@rosinros]

tyler the creator did it first, “How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”

[@samylemzaoui2298]

it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?

[@josephrichards7624]

This is a bar wym

[@TheMcgillacuddy]

This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂

[@pau1ma]

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

"Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross

[@LESTR97]

“Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”

[@cyborgcuttlefish6326]

That was literally my first thought when I saw the title

[@maximillianreichel1748]

this is 100% the worst

[@tjcogger1974]

Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.

[@watermelon1184]

"Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

[@Advent3546]

oh my god, so d e e p

[@almightyfalcon]

God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now

[@Prolificx]

@Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.

[@princesr]

Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified

[@jeromeb715]

I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that

[@heavenwaits]

i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

[@SahloFolina2161]

Just tell on themselves, man.

[@lisalegato0109]

Ikr? Check out Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmg Urine is a sicko.

[@mammamiaculpa]

rap snitches

[@thatoneguy3332]

​@@mammamiaculpatelling all their business

[@kill0cam0teabagger]

​@@thatoneguy3332 sit in the an be their own star witness

[@bannedcheese]

pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

[@TrackHustlersENT]

Yeah, pitbull is super smart.

[@FreeTimeFeats]

Waluigi to Luigi

[@kk8490]

“We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

[@Liex59]

To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it

[@Lulu_Lime]

That whole song was uh.... something?

[@kmcorrea5805]

Do you fuck with the war?

[@coolj3428]

KM Correa Huh?

[@kk8490]

@KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.

[@Albert-xw3nk]

“Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius

[@novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059]

KAJSHHSHAKSHDUAADSHSK

[@simplygoks]

HAHAHAH So stupid

[@dxshawn532]

😭

[@ljm_6161]

"hey can I get a coke please" "yeah sure here you go" "what the fuck you don't care about my health at all do you"

[@Nik-wo7hk]

ngl that’s some pretty good lyrics I fuck with that

[@badbtchxo]

“Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce” - Nicki Minaj

[@_UglyBarnacle]

oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.

[@TR13400]

"Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"

[@hellboy3652]

@@TR13400 🤮

[@bruh......2005]

That's soo random wtf lol

[@Cooz.]

@@_UglyBarnacle no she’s not a rapper or even good at that, she’s only used for sex sales

[@kristaylor776]

"She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

[@lateralus2001]

😂😂

[@rossh7186]

Classic

[@dj_matanzaa]

Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

[@EuroFootballNew]

😂💀

[@nicolaslanfranco8750]

Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour

[@alanuzcategui2591]

The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl

[@80degrees33]

Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.

[@hashly8521]

were you there?

[@jacksonminton6513]

“I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty” -Kodak Black

[@spacey4216]

no way that’s real

[@matthansigowa3988]

@@spacey4216 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie

[@jamesmontgomery8347]

This song goes hard tho...

[@jacksonminton6513]

@@jamesmontgomery8347 not kodak’s part lmao

[@sonnylegreat]

I fucking love that line 😂

[@MacenW]

“Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ” Kanye west I actually love this line

[@big_sea]

yes

[@aclstudios]

Ok that one actually is clever though

[@Polyfusia]

It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.

[@poetic1700]

“If the cops pull up I put the crack in my crack.” - Young Thug

[@Robertoni7]

“You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly

[@CyckOne]

This needs more likes... ..cuz, Jesus tap dancing Christ, that line...

[@emmanuelg5755]

Goddamn...not might be the best but that was hella creative..I can't💀

[@jommish_clips]

Lol

[@eightenten2010]

LMAO *laughs in russian*

[@5T3PH3N100]

Pimp juice WoooooooHOOOOOOOOooooooo

[@juliet6400]

Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

[@lucasmartin4127]

I...agree!

[@hadolfitler3316]

*Shirthony* *Thieftano*

[@BangerisNewGod]

Yeah definitely agree

[@sant2511]

*i agree*

[@tannerlokey9518]

Juliet This shirt, it’s uh... it’s NOT GOOD

[@squilliumfancyson5228]

Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

[@lolusuck386]

Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.

[@Ducaso]

Damn that is so true.

[@isaacramsay7889]

Your pfp is based

[@MrDemonWorm]

What does that make Kid Rock?

[@CharlesVDoktaur]

@@MrDemonWorm Just a crackhead

[@LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS]

“In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

[@Joeyology]

“I go so hard they call me go so hard” - Lil Wayne

[@osmark86]

That is a pretty funny line though. I'm sure he made it like that on purpose.

[@jacobbrock6631]

Wait that’s kinda good

[@BlueMHart]

Thank you for bringing this one up, I was honestly expecting it to be mentioned in the video haha

[@shady8045]

Hmm yes, I got such a big dick they call me big dick

[@IamTheLocalHam]

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY - 2 Chainz

[@DM.123]

"She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

[@themariokid2310]

The sky is blue, blue is the sky

[@r.a.k4390]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@Samuraiuni]

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@AJ-og4ru]

😭this whole thread😂😂

[@JV-xk1nk]

The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing

[@d1n0alg75]

People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300 The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected. To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

[@user-lv6mu8er9z]

The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have

[@TheFinalFarewell]

People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too

[@Polyfusia]

Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.

[@dacypher22]

So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

[@featherycoffee1401]

Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

[@isaaccain853]

who said that ahaha

[@grln930]

@@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by "I never have sex with a condom on Cause I wanna repopulate my city My city My hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood" have fun

[@zambience6]

What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"

[@mjz5254]

Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@elnickel815]

Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".

[@alphahombre9501]

I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

[@alphahombre9501]

A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake

[@inb8455]

Another legendary kodak line: “I get stupid on a nigga, like I’m autistic”

[@aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852]

Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak

[@soup3420]

That's a great line. You must be confused

[@trevorellis-guice5794]

I’m fucking young ma long as she gotta coochie

[@moneymike1762]

I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

[@mort4825]

my condolences man :(

[@jakedanielsen4512]

That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that

[@bencarlson4300]

Exploded?

[@lint1234]

i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

[@NickyDiamond44]

The boggle rhyme is dope

[@dizzydaisy909]

That last one's riffing on Run-DMC right?

[@amazingamer360]

“If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.” - Bobby Shmurda

[@kanske_gunnar2073]

The goat

[@ftyropek]

Shmurda is a thoughtful man

[@kavyakrishnakumar2738]

This line is making me doubt reality

[@caesarspeaks]

That’s just good pet advice

[@farleyhaskard5270]

Honestly I like it

[@alexsanchez5193]

“If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

[@chrisg1621]

I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

Basic education really helps

[@Tobiemoss]

hahaha, only in america

[@oyedeleisiaka5726]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zqq4k42Br8-ogq8

[@SuperSilvi1990]

@Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.

[@pjmammola4986]

I’m the shit I’m farting~Kodak black

[@Thatonedudeyouknowtheone]

never forget the line after is "i don't know how to potty"

[@rowan-priince1860]

The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.

[@Audacityy-]

"im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic

[@RomanZolanski123]

Don’t listen to logic can’t tell if real or fake

[@gigatronusprime]

@@RomanZolanski123 it is, I'm pretty sure.

[@rrafeeee]

@@RomanZolanski123 It's real...

[@rp1455]

GigatronusPrime link?

[@pp3917]

LMFAOOO

[@QuiltyExperience]

I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

[@haidynwendlandt2479]

3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

[@schneedlemusic]

I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing. Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"

[@ahmaddanial3890]

"I feel good, sometimes I don't" - Drake

[@Designed1]

"I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

[@dxshawn532]

@@Designed1 Satirical? No?

[@rudypattea4772]

drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me

[@shaqeatskobe]

"I don't take naps"

[@Hamppariranskis]

Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

[@timstolper9664]

“Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese” - U Was at the Club

[@TMmodify]

I find this song almost touching because the guy seems so honest,and yeah it's bad but you're not going to tell a child that his drawing is shit

[@danielburgess7101]

I love that song

[@grandhustle8711]

It actually makes sense tho. He‘s talking about his own eyes looking chinese because he‘s so high and I guess his lady is from china.

[@agayrius]

there's an original song in the tv show glee called "loser like me" and the bridge ends with the lyrics "l-o-s-e-r / i can only be who i are". what makes me the most furious is how the line is sung by the whole cast so they could 100% have made it "we can only be who we are" and it would've made sense. a similar line in ed sheeran's "shape of you" as well, with "i'm in love with the shape of you / push and pull like a magnet do". makes me laugh every time.

[@flumpdaddy2322]

I thought it was “like it’s magnitude”

[@cometisadragon7772]

there’s literally a song called “way i are”

[@my-spinning-wheel]

I always hear it as “Magnedoo” which in my head is the name of a pokemon

[@leonjakobsen272]

I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac" But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it. TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

[@ashleighholmes8422]

“That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

[@aguydragon6999]

When there is a hot coffee pot

[@JSzFifipirka]

that's an awfully real gun

[@breeban3388]

I forgot!

[@bobandtay7139]

Should i drop it on Donald Trumps head? Probably not.

[@paulelroy6650]

I'm sure em stans find a way to praise this as genius

[@CraigS-gs7ku]

“My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet” - Chief Keef

[@jad9049]

i think my choppa gay*

[@laboiamma]

Honestly. BARS.

[@DatBoi1906]

😂😂😂😂

[@thabanitrevor1390]

😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

[@Gonnnzo-]

Fucking poetry

[@devingraves8044]

"I hate my life" by Theory of a Deadman has got to have some of the most pathetic lyrics I have ever heard in a song. With gems like: "So sick of the hobos Always beggin' for change I don't like how I gotta work And they just sit around and get paid" "How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse" And "I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face"

[@shahtayyib]

I mean credit where it's due that guy definitely hates his life. He deserves to though

[@thexdude]

"According to Tyler Connolly, the band's lead singer, this song enables people to feel that no matter how bad their own life is going, that there is always someone out there who feels just as bad." - Wikipedia

[@MajorOctofuss]

@@thexdude idomt think he got his point across with that lyrics though. Imagine the backlash if someone had written this song today

[@thexdude]

@@MajorOctofuss Absolutely

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

@@thexdude honestly I thought it was just meant to be mostly a joke. I mean they've done other things like that, so it wouldn't surprise me. I used to listen to a lot of Theory of a Deadman but I never did like Hate My Life.

[@petroleumjelly417]

“Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine

[@tommytimmy8441]

i don’t really mind that one bc it’s supposed to be ironic. although i understand your viewpoint.

[@thephoenixgamer1213]

Huh!?

[@justinmontalvo2819]

@@tommytimmy8441 exactly

[@declannichols5163]

The only appropriate response to that lyric is “yes”

[@mikeholcomb9013]

That lyric has been engraved into my brain

[@correctopinion4708]

"I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno" Macklemore

[@indianajones8958]

Imagine being a male feminist lol

[@hamishbarrett7695]

@@indianajones8958 yeah imagine not being lmao shut up dipshit

[@michaelegan3522]

calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is

[@indianajones8958]

Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣

[@yearnpill]

Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp

[@n8gr8films]

“Yeah I’m in my own department. Now I’m workin at the supermarket” it was something like that. -Logic

[@knightwing5169]

8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid. That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

[@JumpSonic]

"Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

[@rodrigoperes3336]

He ain't say that ironically?

[@OfficialDJLaxative]

Rodrigo Peres lol

[@gregorycomey]

It's just super awkward

[@falo4043]

@@rodrigoperes3336 Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe

[@diosrightcalfmuscle4090]

I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

[@grungyasscinema]

“I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)

[@niccy266]

I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt

[@asdfmovie265]

at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line

[@koenmetekohy1296]

Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh

[@achair650]

@@koenmetekohy1296 I don't think he even know words, man.....

[@radirad2218]

Not sure if this is more of a bar or just hilarious garbage but “She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” -Kanye

[@mainsmain]

"rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot twist ... twist " - KoRn

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

There's also the part in Freak On a Leash that I'm not gonna bother trying to write out. I love Jonathan Davis, but some of their lyrics are strange to say the least.

[@CFBeats]

“I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic

[@aelphind4954]

thats not even that bad compared to the rest on here

[@psyche7668]

Aelphin nah it’s horrible

[@aelphind4954]

@@psyche7668 its really not

[@psyche7668]

Aelphin yes it is, it’s trash coming from logic who was showing true potential then just destroyed it

[@aelphind4954]

PSYCHE what are you on about

[@joshuawilliams3727]

"Second verse, second verse, aye, second verse, second verse insane" -post malone

[@BiasedSportsFan]

I can confirm that second verse IS insane 😂

[@henrysmith8603]

been working on lyrics of my own and this video actually gave me some greatly needed perspective, i may not be a visionary or great lyricist or poet or anything but if the bar is set this low for lyrics then i think what im writing is pretty proficient lmfao

[@fatcat22able]

So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

[@josephpullium5026]

Read your comment as soon as I saw it

[@joshuarobinson25]

Why am I just now noticing that?

[@danieljones3846]

That sly melon

[@dracop4130]

And then it grows back 😳😳

[@hivolt_inc]

gotta keep his head clean

[@josephmathabela]

"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake

[@harlslee8747]

do they

[@josephmathabela]

@@harlslee8747 "they do, they do!"

[@bluefacebaby4663]

Peppermint Tea Please I just wanna finish what you think you started

[@neo1675]

@@bluefacebaby4663 man you boys just got to Hollywood you boys just STAAAARTED

[@bluefacebaby4663]

Neo with the accent you don’t know what you just started

[@bumba5897]

"we forgive you germany" from the Earth song has got to be one of the worst lines ever

[@nohandstand8]

"Daughter sexy and my son got the broads" - Young Thug

[@budddwyer7829]

"bruh" -the beatles

[@AvanRoyOfficial]

I can't remember 😂 or are you trollin 😂

[@budddwyer7829]

@@AvanRoyOfficial search the lyrics for "obladi oblada" 😂 you'll fine it in the chorus part

[@rubywest5166]

Brah*

[@SKYE_83]

Bruh (-the Beatles)

[@newdykung6775]

Life goes on *Bruhhhh* Yeah I felt that Paul lol

[@matthewdavies3621]

This dude looks like logic in 10 years

[@cuhhoodclips305]

Matthew Davies man he looks like his older cousin, knowledge

[@36gamers]

Anthony can say n?

[@rodsings7431]

I thought this was gonna be logic dragging his own album Lol

[@2styx]

Logic - Suicide

[@Chrisg11593]

10/10 original comment

[@bartsimpsonfan129]

Fantano never fails to make me stroke it! 😂

[@levacity3001]

ight

[@mrpurple9581]

i cant believe that the same guy who gave MBTDF a light six just defended Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica for like a solid three minutes

[@liamburgess2215]

‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic

[@brandonayong752]

" the best part about talking shit on my back is that it gets back to me ". Big Sean

[@redoni9175]

how uncanny cus he made keanuu reeves waaaayy b4 when fortnite was popular

[@tgbhybbcarr2452]

This was when fortnite was good tho

[@lewey5456]

@@redoni9175 it was definitely after and a but during the hype that he said that

[@coolintuitivename4910]

Bu-Bu-but fortnite is pretty good. You only think it bad because a few cringe children play it

[@feariing]

“I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy

[@Noah-iv6rb]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@soylentcompany5235]

He actually said I watched my grandpa save pennies but i prefer the other version

[@feariing]

Random Shitposter maybe thats the joke of it

[@crackedsexhaver6963]

Random Shitposter WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS BASING MY COLLEGE THESIS OFF THAT SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA REWRITE THIS 143 PAGE ESSAY FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKKK

[@biggyd336]

@@soylentcompany5235 gee really!?!. How ever could i have known

[@ScarlettR61]

Xiu Xiu has like this magic touch where reading the text of some of their lyrics without context sounds incredibly silly or bizarre (intentionally so) but the context and Jamie’s delivery turns it into a unironic masterpiece

[@logspace5294]

“This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull I can’t tell if this is the best or worst

[@dog1955]

The best, obviously

[@v.ugurkoksal2810]

😂😂😂

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

Dale

[@MaxBennie]

Giggity.

[@maxxvii2037]

MR WORLDWIDE

[@JayDayKay]

“You got buns, I got Asperger’s” Eminem

[@seankelley5670]

“You need some toilet paper so you don’t shit on yourself” - too $hort, on “burn rubber”

[@uglytrash8914]

"This biggity boy's a diggity dawg" - Mr Worldwide, Pitbull

[@nicholasvonschantz-ricci5622]

“I’m slicker than an oil spill”

[@WyWid]

Pitbull...now that’s I name I haven’t heard since 2010

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

@@nicholasvonschantz-ricci5622 "she said she wont but i bet she will" oh boy

[@riccardofontanesi8082]

I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin I be flossin

[@ergaberga8356]

Thought you could be ironic and post tpab lyrics

[@formaadu4641]

Riccardo Fontanesi I wish I could like your comment a thousand times😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔 so true

[@xBINARYGODx]

OMG I was in tears over that step-sister-incest lyric. Saved the best for last.

[@sagarroy8679]

“Better yet, go to the Kodak store, mention me, and get 15% off on your Kodak” - Mr. Worldwide

[@jasonace007able]

"Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black

[@WiloPolis03]

She was like 15 when she wrote that tho, whatever Edit- *13

[@Cosmic_Catstronaut]

I always thought it was 'after words', which is so much worse.

[@pratimangautam6541]

@@WiloPolis03 she didn't write that song

[@WiloPolis03]

@@pratimangautam6541 She didn't write Friday? Unless this is a fake quote Fantano comment and in which case don't censor my name in the woooosh post

[@zackzallie8735]

@@WiloPolis03 lol meanwhile Biggie Smalls freestylin' at the age of 17 wtf does that had to with age?

[@jonw7111]

“Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro

[@zackauz]

"Rubber band banks, boi-oi-oing Tokyo diamonds, choi-oi-oing" - Young Dro

[@michaelavanessian8558]

Honestly "Japanese diet" is a cool pun (Japan's legislature's called the diet). Shame young dro dropped the ball on it.

[@egg_musubi]

young dro supports the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

[@brandonayong752]

So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line " But she never lost her head even when she was giving head" If a rapper said that it would be a meme

[@spodefollower]

@@michaelavanessian8558 he could have just replaced "kimchi" with "sushi", same syllables and rhyme and actually makes sense lol

[@tiefyux]

Everybody - Vultures 2 "Everybody want to me to say the wrong thing, ok you the king, burger king" -Kanye West

[@not_aro]

"(She looks like fun) Cheeseburger" - Alex Turner, Arctic Monkeys

[@Alec.V.]

How could no one mention this classic? “Who can relate? [woo]” -Logic, on the topic of suicide

[@tjfaulkner4117]

"1-800 then I kill the pussy who can relate" is just ass bad 😂

[@leftalone9881]

I actually hate this song. I think it’s just awful.

[@HyenaFox]

Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"

[@clickhere2d1e]

ALL MY SUICIDAL BROTHAS IN THE CLUB PUT YO HANDS IN THE AAAAAIR!

[@jakdee1295]

Exact reason I've always thought it was a stupid song. One reason anyway.

[@josephhanicak7922]

I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

[@Lemonssssss]

It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent

[@ZLaw21]

@@Lemonssssss dope bar breakdown

[@noahdiluca9857]

it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g

[@toastedt140]

@@ZLaw21 lmao found the Genius writer

[@winterwarden]

Word

[@jameslyons5242]

“Hotlanta, smoking green, Cauliflower” does it for me

[@numberthr333]

"what rhymes with pariah? um... Lego?" - Eminem, also known as "Godzilla"

[@oddballskull1941]

Brotha lynch once said "picture it like a nikon, I spit venom like a python"

[@bartvanpaassen5598]

I cant believe nobody mentioned, "Look at this photograph" - Nickelback

[@theepicwaffle5212]

“I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains” - Shakira, 2009

[@alanboshoff20]

This says alot about society

[@theepicwaffle5212]

@@alanboshoff20 haha

[@fammithommproductions]

Yet we live in one.

[@blazicgd]

2001*

[@elscourou6654]

That one is so funny I genuinely can’t hate it

[@ededdneddy4ever34]

“She’s got buns, I’ve got aspurgers” Eminem from revival

[@mikee143]

Yo that works on levels 🤯

[@arpitdas4263]

Yo that's deep af bro

[@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan]

Proof of "just because it works doesn't mean it should be said"

[@jaimayy]

OMG Thesechocodiles he did

[@ededdneddy4ever34]

OMG Thesechocodiles straigh up one of his “bars” I use the term very loosely

[@grillbuster1519]

Limp Bizkit. Rhyming Nookie with Cookie for almost no reason, and telling nobody in particular to stick it up your “yeah?”

[@scootaymildo1070]

That was the lyric that instantly came to my mind!

[@yseson_]

Keep it 300 is something an older generation of black folk used to say. CCC is the Roman numeral for 300 CCC was code for Cool Calm and Collected. It was no mistake Ye just so happened whoooosh a whole generation

[@vascocarvalho2451]

"You got the yum, yum, yum, yum You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa Whoa-ooh Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy" Justin Bieber, "Yummy"

[@bogdanrankovic543]

Basically whole song is terrible

[@BossInvader1]

No joke, that song has credits for the writing of the lyrics alone of SIX PEOPLE. Yeah... it took SIX PEOPLE to write that literal dooky. /NotSarcasm

[@solartea_]

@@BossInvader1 jesus christ what?

[@BossInvader1]

@@solartea_ Hey, that kind of depth takes a team to acquire.

[@bonitamk2901]

@@BossInvader1 😂😂😂😂lmao

[@jordan.d.]

“Many college student have gone to college” -Frank Ocean

[@jackcampbell97]

COUCHES, COUCHES, COUCHES WHICH ONE SHOULD I PICK? - Kanye

[@franciscogalante3913]

Never let me slip, cause if i slip then im slippin - Dr. Dre

[@ethanielclyne5810]

It looks so stupid but it sounds amazing with his delivery and voice

[@MaxSnowDude]

Well technically idk if he writes any of his lyrics

[@noahdiluca9857]

slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense

[@franciscogalante3913]

@@noahdiluca9857 yeah you're right but it still looks stupid, there's meaning to it but he could have said it in another way

[@L1am21]

He means in a gang sense as in getting caught out by an enemy gang.

[@kalenam6524]

"I just ate a sushi from Japan , now I'm gonna kick it Jackie Chan" 😑😑

[@SW-fn7cl]

Yeah that might actually be the worst

[@H41030v3rki110ny0u]

love the insight of Chinese generally hating the Japanese, too

[@jordanalex6880]

song was a vybe though

[@WoahLookAtThatFreak]

@@jordanalex6880 That line was mind numbingly stupid though

[@jordanalex6880]

@@WoahLookAtThatFreak yeah definitely. first time i heard it i was like "huh?" but then im like "eh, whatever. issa bop"

[@timgehrsitz3267]

Melon gave into the peer pressure and halfway through the video, head is clean tony fantano

[@OH_MY_DOGGG]

"She indecisive, she can't decide" Sean Kingston.

[@beefyoreo7590]

"its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling

[@memoriesmuseum2824]

Who said this

[@thedukejr5126]

The man himself. Fred Durst.

[@lolusuck386]

Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.

[@Bat-Georgi]

Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0

[@ercoleborgiano]

@@lolusuck386 fr

[@Raphie009]

"What's next, what's next, what's *N-X-E-T* " - Warren G

[@faqih9685]

vsauce

[@nai3371]

He also spells his own name wrong in the same song. He spells his name Warrer G.

[@mrwassef]

Someone needs to Regulate his lyrics

[@flaminninja3368]

@@mrwassef 💀

[@LDVenus-kz2lc]

@@mrwassef bruhh

[@DuncanMcCarthy]

As much as I love the song, there’s this one lyric on NexXthursday’s song Sway, where Lil Yatchy says “Beep! Beep!Beep! When I’m comin’ thru” and it sends me to the asylum.

[@jakedanielsen4512]

I have a song called Beep Beep Coming Through and it's real good

[@DustinHarrisWHBC]

I think the point about Imagine is that those who wrote it COULD HAVE done things to get closer to what they are describing but did not.