AC2015 Kage's Story Hour

Uncle Kage's Story hour from Anthrocon 2015

[@weezy6585]

"Who the fuck set my hotel on fire!!??" -Kage 2015.

[@Jawneyisoepic]

Best quote of 2015

[@emmathegreat2006]

yes best quote ever!!!

[@grandadduane]

guy on the 9 floor was not attending anthrocon but vapecon where there is millions of DANK clouds, I cant see but i'm loving it wanna know whats in my vape MOLTEN NICKEL I FEEL MY LUNGS BURNING GO GREEN *cough *cough \//\ if i stop vaping i fuckin' die nug nug FAT RIPS ALL DAY keep on rocking dude far out dude FAT CLOUDS i will vape to that

[@SPlenkYT]

Weezy yeet

[@n00ji]

The piano really gives Kage the old timey cartoon character vibe, I love it

[@nickolifox8178]

Kage: "If anyone asks say your name is Sam Conway, your the chairman of Anthrocon, and your a furry. Don't ask questions!" Soldier: ':/

[@killamonjaromon]

+Nickoli Fox I died at that part

[@superfancubedcast]

lol his kindness made funny

[@SPlenkYT]

Nickoli Fox ‘:|

[@icel8828]

🪖 👁👄👁

[@burnthisguitar]

I could listen to him forever 😋

[@Handconsumer]

Ikr

[@lyleskinner1914]

Bree~

[@SPlenkYT]

burnthisguitar right

[@BoringAndrey]

that feeling when you watch cons in reverse order and notice Uncle Kage getting younger while drinking wine. It's very touching.

[@goldenwolf8081]

Little by little not only do you notice kage getting younger again but you also will notice more hair will appear on his head while drinking wine another nice touch😊

[@jnickence]

Uncle Kage tells stories better than pro comedians, honestly!

[@MulinaTheAngelWolf]

I'm just gonna drop this down here. That this was my first AC and I was hell bent on seeing his story hour. My mother suggested we all go to the church a wee walk away..... so.... we got stuck in a church thing. And yes I ran back.

[@Carrack090]

+GaijinMint so that was you busting in the door 2 minutes after....

[@SPlenkYT]

Minty Mischief in a hank hill voice(jeez what a bitch)

[@emberthefleemuroo9531]

It was my first AC too! Did you get to make it to his story hour?

[@CookieCrumbAJ]

You madlad. You deserve a medal

[@nicoleharris4192]

Note to self: Never mess with Kage's elevators. Side effects may include having Pancreas removed through pores molecule by molecule over the course of 10 weeks.

[@AGMoyer]

I love this so damn much. Kage "Who the fuck set my hotel on fire?!" Piano plays "We didn't start the fire" XD

[@pjfett44]

the we didnt start the fire part was fricken hilarious

[@sillygarrett19]

Someone like Kage who would pay for a total stranger's plane ticket just doesn't exist. In my opinion he's a total first. A lot of people could learn from Kage. 🙂

[@oferzilberman5049]

"Hurry up I'm running out of scales" is probably one of the most legendary sentences I've ever heard

[@FluffyWarLizard]

when i feel down i listen to Kage because he can make anyone laugh

[@k1productions87]

+TheOfficialRetnuh56 have you heard Kage and 2 together?

[@bubblemum]

If I can't go to AC this year because of the covid, at least I can rewatch Uncle Kage's story hour!

[@pamhall9996]

I am now a fan of Uncle Kage.....hey, you will see me at the convention in August in Denver. My name is Missy. MY GROUP WILL NOT DICK WITH THE ELEVATORS! I HEAR A LOUD PARTY!

[@lyleskinner1914]

Thus shall not dick with the elevators!

[@urbootyful5705]

I started to sing "You Can't Stop The Homestuck" when he played "We Didn't Start The Fire."

[@fgtunibra7982]

Basements in Philadelphia... They certainly can have anything...

[@KeshicatGaming]

Great Quality, AC is coming along well in it's ability to share and promote parts of AC to others who can't afford to make it! I will get there some year! Please 2 don't yell at me, i know you demanded that I go this year after meeting you at Furlaxation >w< I'm sorry!

[@p3t3r_waffles]

this was the best story hour ive ever seen XD

[@Sadiewolf1395]

Good on you Kage I'm very fond of your support for the military

[@animemaven3571]

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

[@azurenwolf4305]

This is probably the 10th time I’ve watched this and I still laugh so hard.

[@goldenwolf8081]

Same kage is a legendary story teller in the furry fandom!!

[@Drekhan2468]

Kage You are a great man and you keep up the great work! *Major thumbs up*

[@rk324s]

This made my bad morning morning so much better! Thank you so much uncle Kage!!!!

[@FrehleyFan3988]

Uncle Kage is the best!

[@PeppermintTheFurry]

this was the highlight of my first furry convention. i loved this so much

[@ManuelPinner]

I love Uncle Kage's Story Hour, Always a Laugh Fest,and Thank You Anthrocon for Supporting the Troops,

[@NixonColignothePsychicisafurry]

Thanks for uploading this, AnthroCon. I had to miss Kage's Story Hour, because I was hosting an event at the same time. I'll try not to miss it next year! 🐾

[@Stallydoe]

I adore this man!

[@skythewoof7516]

Best story hour ever :3

[@Ecothewusky98]

this is one of the best stories i've herd yet

[@Stallydoe]

I absolutely adore this man!!!

[@SkyeTheGunFox]

Kage- doing more for our troops than the president

[@lyleskinner1914]

"WELL PAINT THE F***ER" I died!!

[@Zakumei]

That story about the soldier in the airport always makes me feel some kinda way.

[@realXfocus]

well...the fun begins at 8:03 :D

[@adam207321]

I wanthis guy as aneighbor i will hear hes storys every day 24 hours FOR EVER

[@xysaya6639]

I could listen too his storys all the time! He does it so fucking well!

[@natotwin1739]

Kage's face when fox started playing we didn't start the fire. That's a mood.

[@ZealTroublemaker]

I absolutely must meet this man some day. He's my favorite.

[@CrispySkinwalker]

Can't wait to hear Kage this year

[@LunaNyaVT]

This was a great story time omg!

[@jadestep9624]

This was very entertaining! Uncle Kage, I really hope to meet you one day! ( a lest 3 years and I'll be off at AnthroCon! )

[@The_Sock_]

HE GOT AN ASL INTERPRETER!!! OMG see this is why Kage will always be awesome. :)

[@1bfnmusic1]

2 years ago and the United Airlines points are still perfectly relevant.

[@rokuwhitefox]

What a great story! It's nice to hear about doing the right thing.

[@pipo3648]

Hey for any one wondering where the dance comp. went....it said that the video "contained" stuff from the SME that has blocked it in some countries.... dammit.....

[@greyson696]

Amen to this man.

[@libbieweber7672]

Love Uncle Kage!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@themysteriousmrhiggs2164]

What is the song played for the joke at 7:58?

[@serroyland9916]

The Mysterious Mr Higgs, We Didn't Start the Fire- Billy Joel

[@ffishfinger]

Poor elvis! Great story teller :)

[@flowerroo6389]

Is so nice to know he will go so far just to help to someone ! He's so nice and funny !😄😂👍👍💜🐺:-D :-)

[@topmobile2603]

I ain't a furry but jeez, this guy is funny as hell.

[@gro_skunk]

welcome to what furry conventions are about. these panels are awesome.

[@topmobile2603]

+Skunkdog Gro One question: Who exactly is this Kage person? Is he a comedian in the fandom? Or is it a furry t with a sence of humor? Or something else? I was just curious.

[@heyitsenso]

+Top Mobile hes the chairman of anthrocon, he's only up on stage drunkenly talking about convention wipeouts because he started several years ago and no one told him to stop

[@Toongeek45]

The thing that drives me nuts about this story is the airport management that decided that a soldier trying to return to duty should be the top priority to keep bumping from flight to flight.

[@windglideangeldragon6486]

he is so funny :D I could listen to uncle kages storytime all the time

[@k1productions87]

+Windglide Angeldragon I have had many times where I turned on Kage or 2, or instances where both of them were together, as I lay in bed to sleep. Not saying they are boring, only that it is very comforting to listen to them

[@doggyspeak]

Kage’s airplane stories are better than Mulaney’s Delta bit.

[@AnPham-un8le]

i'm Vietnamese :3 Happy that uncle Kage knew about my country

[@Abs0lut3Cyner]

Is it sad I got all those song references yet I'm 17? XD most people my age don't even know what rock and roll is.

[@CookieCrumbAJ]

I’m 13 and I got all the references. Sad how people forget 😔

[@dragonscale109]

I still cannot believe I got sick during this time at AnthroCon DX I made it through the first 20 minutes of the story though >:D

[@riotautorepair9662]

words of extreme wisdom

[@mariomason95]

This is why I wanna go to anthrocon

[@mariomason95]

21:50 that twiddling fingers sound got me haha!!

[@luisangelgamboaguerrero2081]

Good super Very Good

[@CasylumArts]

Those were some gr8 stories x)

[@doubledthedragondog4001]

LOVE YOU KAGE!! *bows*

[@flamesnipr1213]

before kage said "like 2" I said just like 2 great minds think alike

[@Brekkenrick]

I think that the song that would describe uncle kages life would be Motörhead we are the road crew :)

[@peterson7082]

Imperial March, bloody brilliant.

[@LoboalphaMASTER]

43:00 - 44:23 My favorite part haha . . . Never mind, the cat part was by far the BEST

[@ashtonwoll5827]

"Hail Satin"

[@NicholasKonradsen]

"BREE"

[@wowguy9393]

All hail lord girafe. Bree.

[@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod]

I used to be able to play the "Godfather" theme on piano, and I can tell you all that he messed up the notes at one part when he played it...

[@kiwi_wolf2805]

44:15 xD Id love to see his face ^^

[@Yori0]

Would anyone happen to know what Foxamore began playing at 8:03?

[@Yori0]

Also at 50:10

[@Yori0]

And 52:26

[@Yori0]

And not to forget 56:50

[@GrayWolfTech]

mrkinght208 We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel

[@Yori0]

GrayWolfTech Thank you very much ^^

[@peepweeper5071]

I likey story with good funny wuzzy and sweet at the end

[@johnreese757]

I'm not sure if it is better or worse with the piano music in some parts

[@johnreese757]

+John Reese it's better XD

[@p3t3r_waffles]

what was the song fox amoore played when kage said "and all the furries in the lobby said to me"?

[@renardsoro3829]

+P3t3r waffles Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"

[@p3t3r_waffles]

MY Gaming (Renard Soro) ooohh that makes much more sense ow! thank you!

[@gro_skunk]

I think it's funny how many Furries don't know what that song was.

[@k1productions87]

+Skunkdog Gro Or most anyone under the age of 20

[@gro_skunk]

+K1productions well I'm 20 and that song came out way before I was born

[@wolfdragon1583]

He should be head of winecon not anthrocon!

[@superfancubedcast]

HA!

[@BigBluHuski]

+Uncle Kage 5 Dislikes??? Who the the fuck disliked this?!?!

[@julianemery718]

Let's chalk it down to bots. that way there's no need to blame anyone so everyfurry wins. ^_^

[@yeeny.]

+Julian Emery the 5 (now 9) dislikes are from the same guy because he's a drunk dick weasel.

[@erinhoffer9920]

Its 2017 now. And only 11 dislikes.

[@MossyGirly]

What is the song fox amoore plays at 8:04 ? It's on the tip of my tongue I know the song I just can't think of the name! Help!!

[@WolfireGaming]

Vassala "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. I nearly died laughing when Fox Amoore started playing it. It was such perfect timing.

[@hannahrose5969]

WolfireGaming So did I it was his blank expression when he did it xD

[@scaleyvore]

As great as the story hour was....if you think on it..that poor orange cat Elvis...whatever became of him...

[@killamonjaromon]

Giving $570 to a complete stranger. Wow. I mean $592

[@lovelyoppomist-imstillhere7630]

I ended up up loling when I heard the God Father Theme started playing. He's pretty interesting despite not never hearing of this man Foxamore is also amazing on that Yamaha MOTIF XF8 standing piano. -Yeah I'm not a furry just some borderline neko commenting-

[@gro_skunk]

Fox Amoore**

[@CunnyRape]

Skunkdog Gro *Pepper Coyote

[@TommoWommo]

BREE!

[@musicdog7237]

his story's are so funny

[@RawrImaLilDanosaur]

Music_ dog72 stories*

[@musicdog7237]

+mister squickles yes im half stupid

[@alejandrobianchi2199]

How do i subtitle this? I want to make the Spanish version of the subtitles (since i am from Argentina and i know English and Spanish).

[@ghostgh0st]

No option for that on this very video.

[@alejandrobianchi2199]

:(

[@julianemery718]

The only way I can think of you can subtitle a video (besides downloading it) try and ask the person who uploaded it if they can enable Closed Captions (CC)

[@alejandrobianchi2199]

I know, i already tried, he didn't answer.

[@abelgaska7745]

Portuguese*?

[@awheckitsgoldie]

Breeeeee!!!

[@Abs0lut3Cyner]

Did the cat survive tho?.....

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

8:05 Suddenly He looks like Brock Lesnar

[@EhlistarsWrath]

34:41 hello it’s me _DOOOCTER_ Conway! I have an SMD card!

[@matt2244]

So I show up with a glass of wine I get told to leave and not drink in a public place.. He get's 2 bottles and all is fine. Rules are rules no drinking in a public place.

[@Adderkleet]

matt2244 I don't think ballrooms booked for presentations are considered "public places" in the hotel.

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

44:20 I didn't realize DADT applied to being a furry.

[@Abs0lut3Cyner]

Is that just an American thing? To pronounce status as "stay-tus" instead of "stah-tus" same with "day-ta" instead of "dah-ta"????

[@remixskullbeast5951]

breee!

[@rozenmaiden9743]

+Samantha Jacobsen Breee

[@ramraider4159]

Any one want to hear fox sing and play come fly with me

[@NekoYasha156]

when is ur next winestream

[@NekoYasha156]

+christina wheeler i keep missing them

[@skyler943]

United? Overbooking?

[@CunnyRape]

7:47

[@ivorreal]

bbrreeeee

[@nunkiwolf6016]

whats the song at 8:04

[@ReiDusGelo]

A bit late but its we didnt start the fire