Anticipatory, Unpredictable, & Unexpected ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

For those that requested a full length flute music video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnuko5Sur5h0idU

[@partyghost3124]

omg thank you so much😭😭😭😭

[@RowanMackenzie]

I love how you even didn't put names on the timestamps, but still put them in as numbers so that people can go back to stuff once they know where it is, but it will still be unexpected. Legendary

[@Sticky_The_StickmanV2]

Damn that's smart

[@KermieTheHomie]

Bro I know im not the only one who verbally breaks down tryna read this comment

[@redpanda3043]

@@KermieTheHomie skill issue

[@Mileza-ASMR]

​@@KermieTheHomie skill issue

[@tfcbioshock]

​@@KermieTheHomieskill issue

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Anticipatory, unpredictable and unexpected ASMR is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@theaveragecactus]

The return!

[@Grigoris_04]

Finally the king has returned

[@iString5]

Honestly when it comes down to it, for me, the McChicken is always the #1 choice.

[@bende384]

Thank god your're back!

[@shannon101787]

Missed your face McChicken!

[@testedhawk]

I must admit, the part where you leaked my IP address and showed my credit card on screen was very unpredictable Keep it up, Uncle E!

[@EphemeralRift]

Thanks for not calling the cops or feds on me. Much appreciated!

[@leomartin7409]

I will Go on try to stop me

[@leomartin7409]

@bl00d12 owie

[@leomartin7409]

@bl00d12 guess I gotta stop now

[@ProbioticPoet]

Okay, now I want an hour of you fluting away. Such tranquility

[@doodledothings7138]

ABSOLUTELY ❤

[@aahhhh101]

YES

[@Incoherencel]

He has some really old videos where he plays the flute, you can probably find them via the playlists

[@WOBBLEMASTER]

Please, Uncle E? With that same reverb. You are such a gift to the ASMR community, cheif.

[@bemoca]

​@Incoherence

[@GusserMan]

The ASMR we needed but, quite literally, didn't expect

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

The hero we need but we don't deserve

[@ultimateshipper8997]

@@dreamingdarkrai9010 You're ruining the chain

[@HardcoreHalo]

Your profile picture 🤣🤣

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

@@HardcoreHalo ikr lmao

[@charliee-]

truly the hero we needed and greatly anticipated

[@stonewolf356]

Ah yes, the "Never let 'em know your next move" ASMR experience.

[@andreasg_09]

"Talk less, smile more" move

[@OhsweetOhno]

@@andreasg_09 the intense urge to write “do whatever it takes to get my plans on the congress floor” and then never return was not something I need to know I could experience.

[@megalivid7297]

​@@OhsweetOhno Madison and Jefferson are merciless... Yeah I had the same immediate thought

[@andreasg_09]

@@OhsweetOhno JAJAJAJAJAJA YAAAASSS, HAMILTON RULES BITCH

[@pariah_carey]

Is this a Reference to Biggie? Or is it a Meme and I am simply out of the Loop?

[@tinpot976]

This feels more like a comedy skit than an ASMR video. It had me smiling so many times that it was hard to relax. I mean that as a compliment haha

[@bonguswungus8405]

He does that sometimes.

[@bagel_soup2]

I know I kept laughing LOLLLL

[@mzbeatsmix6673]

Totally...kept me thinking of the Man on the Moon movie🤣🤣🫶

[@Awksi]

Smiling and relaxing aren’t mutually exclusive

[@rainchopper898]

Watch The ASMR Cone of Silence

[@daintypaint3686]

I don't know if he's done this before, but I want a whole video just like the beginning where he is about to say something, but doesn't, just that for like 30 minutes.

[@KBZDASMR]

Lol yess

[@northynorth]

Part 3B was the most beautiful and relaxing things I've heard in a long while. I'd love to have a whole video out of it. Also, the added effects really put me into a relaxed and meditative state. Amazing as always

[@rat1524]

That would be absolutely amazing I totally agree

[@sos-pl8pf]

He's got some whole videos of it! They're older, but they are there.

[@RealCosmicDarkrai]

Uncle E is the definition of "grandpas off his meds again" and im loving every video of it. Truly peak.

[@John_Bendy_Demon]

Hearing him play the flute again is so beautiful. I haven’t heard that since the asmr lounge

[@darkzer0670]

This is why I always change up my routine day to day. Gotta keep the snipers guessing.

[@quinella6683]

The flute made me feel like I was on a chinese mountain drinking tea and looking down at some mist. So good, thank you🙏

[@bradyparisien3533]

Wish he did more of that

[@codeyds6769]

I'm waiting for your next video: "Very expected, predictable, usual asmr"

[@astina7574]

Wow! You playing the flute is very soothing.

[@daniellevander8570]

I was trying to sleep yesterday and it was super freaky when I heard that flute half asleep, super cool tho, dreamt I was on a viking ship with my ancestors sailing through fog on our way home

[@astina7574]

@@daniellevander8570 now that's a cool dream

[@LazyTophat]

​@@daniellevander8570 man you got some sick ass dreams

[@rin0108_]

​@@daniellevander8570 DUDE SAME I genuinely believed it was a dream until I saw the new full flute video 💀

[@dash5573]

Rift hasn’t been getting enough views lately, it infuriates me he’s by far my favorite

[@pingpong2309]

Peak asmr KZbinr

[@redaureolin1324]

After watching many others, i’ve found rift is the best- the only ones i can sleep/relax to, and i need that now more than ever. i’m back into asmr and catching up on rift’s vids (:

[@LeoBomber-ji5vu]

and no ads

[@FrenchFryCreations]

I'm a big fan of unpredictable asmr, but I gotta say, seeing this video on your channel was quite, well, unexpected

[@Our_Remedy]

How does he just put us into the void so casually at the beginning??

[@KristopherCharles]

No one knows. The rift is ephemeral.

[@Kagakazesakiyomi]

I feel like I'm in a mind game against a video... Never felt like that before it's incredible

[@BotchedBeta]

The flute playing was beyond stellar. I mean it is just hauntingly beautiful.

[@Stoopjunk]

13:10 made me happy cuz its such a genuine smile and laugh

[@Bepsilepsi]

The flute sounds are unreal. If you made a video mainly on the flute sound I would be IN LOVE 🫶🫶

[@Cannubal]

That music part was my fav, hope you liked doing it Uncle rift, so hopefully we can hear more music stuff like this sometime, it's was very beautiful

[@Cannubal]

I just didn't knew how much I like that flute

[@ohgooseberry]

the parts where you pause and inhale as if you're about to speak and then don't are sooo good. I've wanted a video exactly like this for so long and now I have one, thank you ER ❤

[@angelgonzalez1144]

Explain this atheists

[@zestyraccoon813]

Was that black sheet at the start the fabric of reality by any chance?

[@mmxix8090]

A source of unexpected relaxation and inspiration at the same time?! Best asmrtist ever. Also l am currently in a bathtub filled with gummy bears and gravy

[@davidk14]

wow i didnt expect him to have the launch codes of russias nukes, this was a very unpredictable asmr indeed

[@Jaksonranger]

Even though I wasn't around for the era, the flute gives some seriously nostalgic sounds that are almost indescribable. Glad you found it again, it's an incredible and atmospheric addition!

[@ethanhodge8955]

You've essentially created 4D triggers an absolute mad man

[@miyakitatsumoto8961]

i was waiting in anticipation for yet another video from rift but I didn't expect it to be this unpredictable

[@AjZombie08]

I didn’t really expect this to get uploaded

[@WongHoDaddy]

The anticipatory whispering really got me tingling

[@StrayHydraBlade]

jokes on you. i can predict this asmr to be unpredictable. lol

[@ReliefASMR]

Whenever you start a cult, I'm joining. Your smile is radiant.

[@mohamstaz3618]

Honestly? Same. I'm not doing shit else with my life. May as well join the Cult of Rift.

[@baphometsscrote4704]

I would LOVE a full video version of Part 1. With the moving and breathing UGH that would be the perfect video

[@Sorin96]

39:25 When they have games on their phone

[@Tommy-qz5xy]

The instrument sounded so nice, please play more in future videos 🥱

[@mangoman1096]

Should’ve been a Spanish Inquisitor instead.

[@mangoman1096]

LETSS GOOO, Uncle E Hearted me

[@steaminghotbelgianwaffles]

He should’ve posted it tomorrow (March the 6th) and then it would’ve been even more unexpected

[@jennashinx6939]

Nah man todays my birthday this was an epic bday present

[@HNblaz]

​@@jennashinx6939 happy birthday!

[@frannnie]

​@@jennashinx6939 happy birthday :)

[@notseba2455]

​@@jennashinx6939 happy b... Wait its 12am.... Well happy normal-day

[@SewingMink160]

​@@notseba2455 happy day

[@doublem5679]

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Liam Neeson and Keanu Reeves mixed together? You're like two legends in one legendary man. Love your stuff man always looking forward to more

[@Oxijinn_]

I wasn't expecting this video, but more than that I did not expect Uncle E to look as good as he does in a turtleneck, it really suits him imo.

[@dranenstormwright9254]

Part 3B is amazing. I would love a full video of that! I wish there was a whole game built around this sound, like a 2d western. 🤠 imagine a 2d side scrolling shooter, but it has dead eye from RDR, and barely any platforming. Just walking, chat boxes and silhouettes like a old time shadow show. You never even see your protagonist, but you decide how they react to things!

[@jackw8338]

Imagine a video where he looks like he will start the intro but after dozens of attempts he never does.

[@averagejoe8358]

Wondering why Jesus is playing a flute in such a whimsical and mystical way? Don’t worry, it’s just Ephemeral Rift.

[@forskinshredr]

Now that you have the newer audio equipment, can you make another entry into the "art of quiet" series?

[@whoisjg]

He made one not too long ago.

[@forskinshredr]

​@@whoisjg oh holy shit he did 11 months ago 💀

[@drakeprevost-z4d]

send him a dollar a day

[@rhonal4198]

Omg that little back and forth with the cup was so adorable! My mum used to (and still does) stuff like this with inanimate objects all the time and I just loved seeing someone else do this too!

[@EphemeralRift]

So your mum is just as crazy as me eh? ;)

[@esmereldalillian5107]

I remember I got to know your channel around the time I met my fiancee. You've brought me through so many up and downs, and now we're happily engaged and watching your videos together. Thank you, and much love from both of us, Uncle ER!

[@nostalgicneurotics]

More of the flute please! You're so talented with it! Such a peaceful sound.

[@Daniel2687XB]

More of that flute please!

[@11BlueKing11]

i was expecting uncle e to jump like from the top of the screen like. HAH didnt expect that did you

[@maximmm5462]

Part 3B got me like a pig in front of God. I'm astonished and sightless

[@Xeshema]

Your videos help me get back to sleep after I settle an upset baby and put them back to sleep. Thank you greatly

[@CoDLaws09]

Bi first thought: bro not the flute it's loud... then the reverb kicked in and my goosebumps going up into neighbors house. Amazing edit.

[@asthen2788]

What is this, the spanish inquisition?

[@RowanMackenzie]

"Whatever lies beyond...which scientists have yet to discover." I recent study by Notable University Professor #73 suggests that the next higher tier of existence may be 'Superrific'

[@northynorth]

My suspension of disbelief was such that I felt shocked at the realization that- *SPOILERS FOR PART 1* -Uncle E does not simply have a pitch black room in his house

[@slyarksky-xd9zo]

Omg the flute is incredible, please please do more. Could someone let me know what that instrument is exactly? Native American? Thank you!

[@dill-one5009]

Anticipatory tingles is easily one of my all time favorites

[@TheNoizyWizard]

But do you know what no one would expect? The spanish inquisition! :D

[@Valtorias]

Part 3B made me feel like I was watching an episode of the mandalorian. Love your videos

[@HasseLarsen-bb4os]

The whole thing around 32:20 is just perfect... Nothing less than perfect.

[@Rita-RT09]

Omg this video was so

[@sus_baka]

You see 46:39 You click (Sorry if I spoilered)

[@BalloonMerchant]

Part 3B is incredible, ER. Thank you for sharing this with us.

[@evanb.529]

First of all, incredibly creative as always. Second, I LOVE that you found the flute! It was always such a calming sound, especially in the one video in your garage when it was raining... so peaceful! Hope to see more of it soon!

[@bobveinne2439]

Good words to describe your usual content... But wait, if his content is usually unexpected and unpredictable, wouldn't that mean that a video that is unpredictable is to be...expected!? :o

[@Spahici]

Something so pleasing with the style of asmr and the plain and simplistic background in his videos

[@Willow76ny]

Assorted Sounds Meaningful Randomness. Thank you!

[@paulotruzzi3652]

Hey Rift! You planing on a conclusion to the "Grading your Unintelligible Questionnaires" video? I've waiting for that one for almost 5 years :D

[@bobatea_99]

This is gonna sound dumb but it’s so weird seeing you put up the black curtain I always just imagined you in the void

[@thisisaduckindisguise6206]

never let them know your next move

[@PlatonistAstronaut]

This is gonna be a frustrating but relaxing hour lmao.

[@TransQT8618]

I would listen to a full video of just the flute tbh, that was so soothing.

[@THATGUY443.]

This is the only anticipatory asmr that actually captures the anticipation except for the original heather feather videos. I love it.😴😪😪

[@richardhead1848]

Oh man I haven't watched a heather video in like 7 or 8 years, thanks for the reminder!

[@Sorin96]

Unexpectedly Very Relaxing 😌

[@LoribethRN]

This is basically what it’s like being around me.

[@MedliFurry]

i must say, the best part for me was the writing, hope to see it more in future videos! i just love that sound slowly going from side to side as he is writing on that board

[@distressedbagofbeans]

Imma be honest, I did not expect this video. Now, you might say that I don’t pay attention to the upload schedule, and you’d be correct, but I like to think that this was part of uncle E‘s plan

[@CptArg]

Legit mate one of my all time favourite ASMR videos is your garage in the rain one with the flute start. It was what got me into ASMR

[@Eehhhhhh]

Praise be to the Holy oil can for it has blessed us with its most deep sound

[@Lucerne9]

2 views yet 29 thumb ups If that doesn't tell you it's ER then idk what does

[@Nyurufu]

Uncle E, tbh I never know what to expect in ANY of your videos. 😆 But this is a treat. Thank you!

[@egg8806]

Today has been pretty garbage up until this point. Let’s hope this nap helps that

[@syphers-sd6qf]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the chip is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip . hail chip. hail chip . The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating chip. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of chip I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this chip has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the chip is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip. hail chip. hail chip. The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. chip spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip . hail chip . hail chip. The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a chip do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating chip. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of chip I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. well pleased like chip. Thank you.

[@siymiz]

I skimmed through this and have deduced that you have put more effort into this comment than necessary, you have my praise.

[@thelazybonedfreak6454]

sorry but, you worded that too vaguely, i don’t understand what you were trying to say at all.

[@seizetempus]

I’m not sure what time I can go eat dinner but I’ll let you know if you need me to pick up some food for dinner lol you guys want me too if I want you guys want me something else lol lol I just woke you lol I was going crazy but I’m tired lol I don’t think so I’m so sorry lol I was thinking of going out there lol I just woke you lol I just got off the highway so I’m tired lol lol I’ll see if I get it done lol I’ll let you know if you need it thanks bye lol I’ll let you know if you need it lol I’ll be home in about an hour’s lol lol I love it I just woke you lol I just got off the highway so I’m sorry but I’m tired of being tired

[@nayreel3529]

@@siymiz dude it's a copy pasta

[@mr-meek]

My favorite part was when he beat off

[@Shaddoes]

dude that flute brings back memories of listening to him playing the flute back when i was 12

[@whyiwakeup6460]

I like how there’s no rhyme or reason for the chapters

[@Matlopita]

Thank you for helping me sleep Jesus

[@defonthana]

wow okay 3B really... put us all in another state of mind. what a sound... unbelievable. Its like feeling tears of love. i mean you give rather windom earle vibes but it is still the most relaxing and moving thing ever heard. I vote for a single video of this trigger!!!

[@TheMobKea]

This made me so angrily relaxed and I love it, like he has perfected the art of forcing us to not expect anything he is going to do even when we do expect it

[@freshsans3399]

He really said "never let them know your next move"😂

[@enjoymentguy5154]

Ive never been blue balled more in my life 😭

[@timelineee]

Advanced level ASMR for sophisticated listeners

[@tigerclient6446]

I don’t really ever comment on asmr videos but I have to say that this is the best asmr I’ve ever seen. I’m very organized and unexpected things are annoying but this has an oddly good sensation. Thanks Uncle E.

[@KathrynDok]

Man I just love you as a human being in the whole of it. Been here since your first videos. And it seems like I gladly wont leave till the end of it. Thank you so much for your work 🙇‍♀

[@redaureolin1324]

Rift, have you seen the movie Akira? An anime movie, old one though, my favorite- there’s this one track where they do buddhist chanting, just reminded me of the sounds you make when whispering- could be cool to listen to, definitely recommend the movie though, it’s a wild ride

[@yGKeKe]

Day 37, subject appears to be evolving in unprecedented ways, it has learned to commune with the tupperware. Further study required, close observation advised.

[@theomnihero8221]

Oh? A interdimensional flute. Very few societies in the very multiverse are able to make such instruments, and even fewer are able to play them due to the complexity. Those who can are said to be able to tame great beasts, and even ones known to be ill tempered from the melody certain instruments provide. These instruments also have a tendency to get lost by clipping into another dimension.