ANVIL ATTEMPT V2! - Skywars Solo #30

[@PsychonautTV]

16:03 "tryhard" *techno turns into bird*

[@sarcasticdoorknob8061]

Lmao

[@itsvanilla5130]

nah, he's just a pig that can fly.

[@helloZ]

@@itsvanilla5130 so many things were just able to happen because pigs flew

[@redhallo]

@@helloZ indeed pigs can fly

[@RoboKnight-mq4rs]

T e c h n o p l a n e

[@veetisaarinen9073]

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@MeSellOrphan]

Is this a Darkkmane reference

[@gtALIEN]

Ah yes, chemistry

[@pritigupta7079]

Dr mike

[@superarcherzane9923]

Never spent a lesson on current events...

[@veetisaarinen9073]

@@superarcherzane9923 whats that supposed to mean

[@zayum3270]

re-watching this now, years after makes me feel more related to Technoblade because he is stressing about a Calculus test and I am stressing over my finals that are in two weeks and my Pre-Calculus test in 2 days. I miss him so much.

[@Hwelhos]

same lol, how did ur finals go?

[@zayum3270]

@@Hwelhos Let’s just say I dropped that class 😂

[@Hwelhos]

@@zayum3270 lmao

[@Machi]

I thought calculus was math.

[@msprettyk6102]

It is

[@deepakpatnaik8003]

It is

[@bruhbruhbuh9721]

its skywars

[@shrekanatorpaul3284]

yoo imax7

[@buritsuu]

It is

[@Rocky-bs2kw]

I’m bad at aiming a Minecraft bow, and I’m bad at calculus, but I never thought there was a connection. Techno blade is an educational channel.

[@101bothunter]

Anvils should be insta kill in Insane skywars.

[@Nugcon]

this is actually a good idea

[@underscoredfrisk]

+1

[@robertsandlin366]

but then they care about getting killed by an anvil :(

[@minagarathnayaka508]

same

[@DJ_Gojira]

I so agree

[@moonblue8866]

The Jeffersonians (democratic republicans) differed from the federalists (whigs) in political and economic beliefs. Democratic republicans wanted the economy to be based on agriculture, and whigs wanted the economy to be based on manufacturing. Democratic republicans also wanted the state governments to have more power than the federal government, and the opposite for the federalists.

[@poisoned662]

Still the most underrated comment on KZbin.

[@moonblue8866]

@@poisoned662 thanks

[@poisoned662]

@@moonblue8866 DUDE THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO WHAT

[@moonblue8866]

@@poisoned662 I never forget

[@poisoned662]

@@moonblue8866 Oh my god I think I've seen enough today

[@paulezzdutchkid4024]

FACT: the person with the sexiest elbows (technoblade) lives in the US

[@thediamondsprtn407]

TECHNOBLADE EXPOSED

[@HELL_Media]

FALSE: he is a pig so he's german

[@paulezzdutchkid4024]

+FistBumpGuy NEIN NEIN NEIN

[@egglandsbest6240]

As exposed as a naked man in the middle of the mall

[@ssbb5551]

REALLY, WHERE?!

[@caldi1883]

if u r rly desperate on doing the anvil kill then do the following this worked for me: go with someone that has the guardian kit in teams, you choose armosmith, you trap a guy with the obsidian and there we go( or u could just put a bunch of loot in the ground and drop an anvil. :) love ur vids

[@thediamondsprtn407]

You stole the words right off of my keyboard

[@caldi1883]

:)

[@Machi]

+PCP55 lel pablo

[@caldi1883]

lel

[@caldi1883]

lel machi

[@ssbb5551]

3:33 High quality gameplay, subscribe now.

[@kux8675]

I am Panda

[@hash_slingingslasher8050]

lol

[@jester8838]

10/10 would recommand it

[@katechen645]

“Find the total volume of the function rotating around the x-axis” Yet, circles and squiggly lines still don’t exist in Minecraft

[@OrkOfOhio]

Did you know? Every 60 seconds in the 1700’s, a minute passed!

[@simeonabreha7050]

wow I didn't know that is so *helpful* thank you 👏👏👏

[@Hiiii-_-llh]

I really enjoy listening to techno, his voice has something that makes me calm down every time

[@geoffreytian3969]

10:56 "You can get really high on this map"

[@cannonsaki932]

everyone knows that idiot

[@shellyalfianda7236]

@@cannonsaki932 hope u know this is a 4 years old comment

[@cannonsaki932]

@shelly Alfianda no u

[@fall2nd269]

Top 10 maps

[@chillieuwu]

​@@shellyalfianda7236 Hope you know this is a 6 yr old comment

[@atharvamore9131]

Rest in peace techno will be missed forever by all of us millions:(

[@Mr_ButterKatze]

Yes, you will.

[@nocapguy7380]

rip techno ;-; btw my name is also Atharva 😂

[@atharvamore9131]

@@nocapguy7380 cool!

[@hey_how_are_ya]

But I never got to tell him that the derivative of sin is cos and the derivative of cos is -sin

[@clarkpeng1008]

Why has no one commented on the fact that his pun was integral to the video

[@TheKingElessar1]

I watched this like 3 years ago and didn't get it but watching it today I realize I have matured as a person because I understood it

[@anxiousbean33]

TheKingElessar same

[@acceptable1514]

@@TheKingElessar1 Its good you are able to d i f f e r e n t i a t e yourself from your past self

[@oofusmcdoofus]

@@acceptable1514 lmfao

[@handrollaluca5464]

He knew it all along. 3:05 Amazon rainforest fire

[@peeelan]

0:26 “I mean how am I supposed to pass a test without being able to win a game of spors?”

[@fishandchipsgaming1199]

What exciting commentary "I can probably improve the sound quality if I move this McDonald's out of the way" lol

[@Dannyxv8]

History. Damn, I did a lot of research for that, your welcome Techno.

[@EujuneLee]

you're

[@Lionplayervp56]

i would help but all i know is the war of 1812 and i cant remember what year it was, also i live in canada

[@furretwalk2447]

The War of 1812 took place in the year 1774.

[@sepehrrezaee5505]

@@hartsgd9172 r/woooosh

[@Avibah]

@@hartsgd9172 idk why you thought it wasnt a joke, im 99.9% sure he knew the year of that war

[@MovingFourWords]

@@hartsgd9172 you are the definition of stupid

[@justajukebox]

@@hartsgd9172 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@liamwilson4974]

Analytical chemist. Chemical engineer. Healthcare scientist, clinical biochemistry. Forensic scientist. Pharmacologist. Research scientist (physical sciences) Toxicologist. all need a degree in chmestry

[@xi_toast8082]

...

[@kenziebalhatchet3918]

Wow

[@tryxdc]

he asked for chemistry not chmestry

[@racheline_nya]

2:20 and that awesome pun was *derived* from the variety of uses of the word integral.

[@littlecarol1517]

High asf eating Pringles and drinking a frappe luv this video

[@xnossisx5950]

2:27 i get the joke, "integral" is the name of the process used to find the area or volume under a function

[@joel-tt8lr]

There are many different career options available for Chemistry graduates. Below is a sample of types of positions that Chemistry graduates have gone on to. Note: This is not an exhaustive list as there are many other careers available. Many positions require additional education or experience. Food Scientist* Brewmaster* Exploration Geophycisist Chemist* Laboratory Manager Hazardous Waste Management Technologist / Chemist Chemical Engineering Technologist* Pharmaceutical chemist Quality Controller* Geological and Geophysical Technologist Pulping and Bleaching Manager Technical Sales Representative* Textile chemist Biochemistry Technologist Environmental Policy Maker Paint Formulation Chemist Pharmacologist* Safety Officer Teacher / Professor* Health Care Administrator* Hydrometric Technologist Art Conservator* Pharmacist* Technical Writer / Editor* Medical Laboratory Technologist* Toxicologist* Astrochemist Chemical Analyst Magnetic Resonance Technologist Plant Manager Water Purification Chemist Refinery and Upgrader Process Operator Sustainability Specialist Medical Researcher Energy Asset Management Professional Nanotechnologist Regulatory / Government Affairs Specialist Chemical Physicist Patent Agent Industrial Hygienist Scientific Consultant / Consultant* Non-Destructive Testing Technician Specialty Chemicals Production Supervisor Public Relations Specialist* Purchasing Officer / Purchaser* Petroleum Engineering Technologist Food and Beverage Processing Grader Doctor* Systems Security Analyst Snubbing Services Operator and Supervisor Material Scientist Pathologist* Pollution Control Technologist Epidemiologist* Plastics Processing Manager Combined Laboratory and X-Ray Technologist Industrial Designer Geochemist Forensic Laboratory Analyst Nuclear Medicine Technologist Research and Development Manager

[@joel-tt8lr]

+Agentic (;

[@izadoks3672]

So you're saying techno can be a Toxicoligist?

[@FeanorFingonson]

+Agentic Is it weird that I read all of that?

[@thomas-wo5qg]

+Agentic Nerd

[@Linetic]

+Agentic how long did it take you to write that?

[@mellowtonin_]

0:25 "That's really *integral* to winning skywars" LOL AHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ANTIDERIVATIVES said no one ever

[@MercuryA2000]

Hey! I laughed!

[@LogansDarling]

Hey, calc jokes are funny.... ;-;

[@utube4070]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This make's a lot of sense, Microwave.

[@utube4070]

Techno answer me :D (totally not fanboy)

[@chimneyx1132]

Lol

[@raushanlanda2981]

Wow you couldn't Even come up with your own phoem. Microwave is overused

[@bad3962]

Bleach drank itself as I read that

[@dexan1833]

+ItzTr3ntPvP my gun shot it self and his family altogether when i read that too

[@quadrofile8076]

I get what you meant Techno and you will never be able to stop me from laughing about it mwahahahaaha

[@kodifunhuskies2577]

Technoblade: casually throws away his McDonald's food. Leaves monitor unattended. Won the game Me: leaves monitor for 5 sec. Dies instantly.

[@Linetic]

1570: Chemistry was invented - 2016: Technoblade invented the time machine...

[@kebeb1825]

Rest in peace Techno

[@aidand829]

[@Farishariq]

If Technoblade see us like this,he might say "cheer up nerds!"

[@kebeb1825]

@@Farishariq Nahhhh he'd insult us instead and tell us to move on

[@Farishariq]

@@kebeb1825 That is... what he would say.

[@oliviarosen8115]

Listen to the soundtrack of Hamilton for revolutionary knowledge, trust me you will ace this test, even if you are just rapping cabinet meetings in your head

[@lavodellagain7326]

Amerika history: In the 1800 a man named Technoblade was try harding to do a anvil kill but He failed and he did not make the test the next day.

[@falcongameing7348]

calculus actully paid off, i got techno's calculus pun! XD LOL

[@bignateminecraft]

I got a Perfect Score on AP US History Exam lel easy Facts: Louisiana Purchase: 1803 Revolutionary War from 1775-1783 (Lexington and Concord first battles; Yorktown last; Treaty of Paris ended the war) Civil War from 1861 - 1865 (Started with Fort Sumter)

[@yaoyan1350]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 278480818018 times, you must be a weatherman.

[@orrski9512]

1479: Vespasian dies from diarrhea. Last words: "I think I'm turning into a God". Doubt this helps, but it's funny

[@kieronrana5233]

"when are u gonna need to know advanced chemistry?" *says a biology equation*

[@JustinG1057]

Actually, it’s biochemistry, a distinct field.

[@logansmith2771]

Thomas Paine wrote common sense, Jackson violated the supreme courts decision in Geogri removing Cherokee

[@ADirtBlock]

Instead of studying for my AP Stats test I'm watching you play skywars and listening to you ramble about needing to study for AP Calc and APUSH. #Procrastinationnation

[@bradensworld9042]

xD

[@suleymanguliyev4340]

Lol I didn't have to do mine this year cause a stupid worker cut the wrong wire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@suleymanguliyev4340]

So no one can do it if there in asd

[@LogansDarling]

2:30 the pun is “integral”.

[@techjet3910]

I know nothing about history, but the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cells. That is all.

[@LoneSoldier1897]

The founding father without a father is Alexander Hamilton

[@NySiiS]

Pretty sure he already did the test bud

[@NullPxl]

those baaa outros are the highlight of these videos lol.

[@asston712]

Technoblade calculus text: 1. You're shooting a nerd in skywars from 7 blocks away, what angle do you shoot the arrow? 2. If a nerd bridged but fell after placing 2 blocks in the x axis, 3 blocks in the y axis, and 1 block in the z axis then what is the area of the curve when plot on a 3d graph? 3. You bridge over a nerd's bed but only can break one block and you need to drop your TnT from 10 blocks above but the TnT falls in the curve x^2/| |y|+3 |=0. From how many blocks away from the bed, when the bed is located at the origin?

[@kavyevij1593]

For Your Exam: Christopher Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue, in 1492

[@iamafan7919]

I thought it was 1972?

[@mireljoacabine109]

@@iamafan7919 You thought it was 1972 ,but no , it was me ,DIO!

[@jayvader9023]

@@iamafan7919 wait i thought it was 2002

[@cooki1076]

The arrow's trajectory wouldn't be linear; it would be closer logarithmic speed until it reaches the highest point before exponential speed as it descends.

[@dungeoncat502]

the kingdom of cats 1800's: declare war on dogs (for the ∞th time)

[@goward3666]

soooo goodwork techno is a legitimate pro and respect that

[@Crqbo]

Almost to 60,000 subscribers I'm proud of you.

[@moonlitgalaxy5940]

Crabsterr oh honey

[@MasonM326]

1787: The constitution from James Madison 1793: Yellow Fever

[@lockiegengar12]

techno anvils work by each block they fall after the first deals 1 heart (2hp) so dropping an anvil from 10 blocks = (9 * 2) 18 hp however, if the guy is wearing a helmet it does quarter the damage, so falling from 10 blocks would deal only 4.5 hp, not sure which way it rounds on the display but a small amount regardless so try to find a nerd with no helmet :P

[@lesbnlime]

this video is so special to me

[@trevor3905]

Shays' Rebellion was an armed uprising in Massachusetts during 1786 and 1787.

[@andrewbain2755]

Techno ima lay down some history that will help. Here it is: Andrew Washington, our 14th president lead the revolution about pennies being more popular than pancakes and then a year later, after admitting pancakes were more popular, he fought valently agenst the washing machines from the future who wanted to enslave all goats. Hope it helped

[@opoliawp8472]

0:30 “skwors”

[@cjr4908]

I understood the calculus pun, technoblade

[@blazeboar7368]

This is for your History Exam (Very important)- Hope you do good in your Exam :) and nice vid- So in 1761, there was a grand Pig named Reliux, he is also known as the Master of all Pigs!He was great in the art of PVP back in MC 0.0093. But, what element he was more skilled in than PVP, was his knowledge and Wisdom. He was the smartest Pig alive back then, and since he was back at that time, he lived in a farm and the humans treated him without much respect and integrity. Because of this, it created an internal hatred in him for humans. He had seeked revenge. He had escaped his Barren Farm where he lived with other animals. He shared traits with other animal, except for his intelligence which set him apart. After he had left, the HighGaurd of Pigs in the skies had sent a potion to Earth for Reliux. They had noticed his incredible knowledge and knew this was the chosen pig! Reliux had stumbled along this potion or some weird liquid along his journey to nowhere. The potion had given him superpig strength, he had real power. He had also grown into the size of a real Human. He then, knew he was destined to bring freedom to all enslaved pigs. He first had gotten used to his profound abilities and trained himself. He salvaged a bow and used that as his main weapon. He also had a waraxe that he didn't use much but still practiced with it. He had fire in his eyes and emerged an epic warrior. He went to the secret council of Saint Animals. He met other races of animals who too were chosen, none of them came as close to the wisdom of the pig. They organized an invasion of Human clans to free other animals. The assault, was grim.... FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE NEXT VIDEO OF TECHNO'S! How would you rank the start of the story :))?? Hope you liked it and yes I kinda rushed it.

[@totallynottwo]

There should be a achievement called TechnoAnvil where you get a anvil kill

[@WvL_]

the volume of a function rotated around the x-axis is easy; just use the formula ʃ π f(x)2 dx. The tough shit is when you gotta rotate it around the y-axis, primitivate it and rewrite the formula in terms of f(u). Learned this all in 'highschool' (system here is different from US but kinda comares to it). Test was hell. I wish you luck dear sir.

[@AnonyMous-gd5rx]

Techno blade speaking seventh grade math

[@jifux6048]

- Mr président we must categorically reduce unemployment ! -i don't care ... i love the anvil huhuhuhuhuhu

[@marijngeldof]

History US: Technoblade begane the first Pig president in 1758

[@akulsharma8299]

3:06 techno predicting the amazon fire

[@rebfnshchz]

When the last guy pops up when he goes to throw out his trash... :p

[@maxlagg9375]

the fact that he found a parabolic curve in Minecraft and then derived it all while killing someone amazes me

[@kai-rh2zb]

I love how he says "nerd" so much

[@quickblitzzclipz4026]

Thoms Jefferson wroth the Declaration of Independence on how all man should be treated equally while owning 100s of slaves

[@brodyb401]

Here is a history fact: they used flintlock rifles during the Civil War

[@werstyplays]

As someone who took APUSH last year, I can confirm that crash course us history (yt channel) has everything you need to pass the exam. As for the 1800s, most important things to know are the Jacksonian era, the civil war and abolition of slavery etc, the progressive movements of the era (in terms of abolition, women's rights, city life etc), the beginning of the industrial revolution (railroads and such) if you want I have all my teachers review slides downloaded from last year - those were my only study guide and I studied for 4 hours total and got a 4.

[@werstyplays]

Also for calc my teacher just gave me a cheat sheet of the entire year so if you want that lmk. I'm taking AB though so idk if that will help you.

[@FriedMelon]

Aye I see you with that dope thumbnail

[@totoro46k41]

Techno will never take a history exam again

[@stuff._.1935]

He gunna be on the history exams

[@CraftingCat_IX]

Probably not but let’s hope

[@Hwelhos]

​@@CraftingCat_IXi wish he could tho

[@deqdlockminecraft2083]

3:33 OMG MLG WATERBUCKET 420 BL4ZE NOSC0PE JOHN CENA OOOOHHHHHHH!!!

[@bakuganmutations5910]

INCOMING US HISTORY FACTS a Human was born

[@allenli4855]

Louisiana Purchase. Manifest Destiny. Battle of the Alamo. Mexican-American War. The Gold Rush.

[@FranTheMa]

important US history is that techno beat dream

[@jackchojnacki3818]

This will pass your US history test for sure. Just remember this: At the end of 1799, the year 1800 began

[@prisonerfunguy]

Listen to the Hamilton Musical and you got the war of Independence done

[@codytam3426]

In 1856 the technoblade race was almost wiped out by the school race

[@lucian3691]

In 1969/6/9 Abraham Lincoln was defeated in a hot dog eating contest by optimus prime, yoda was also there spectating

[@dwight992002]

Technoblade talks about calculus and the arrows with all the functions and stuff while me: still in 6th grade.

[@rahulsharma2708]

Hello techno remember me it's cookedhurdle164 :) we played a few games of skywars together. Thx so much for inviting me to your party. You are a great and nice youtuber and even though I am a noob you still played :)

[@Boomeyoo]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@raidgames1291]

Boston teaparty was when a bunch of colonists dressed up as indians and dumped over 1000 lbs of tea into Boston harbor. They did this as they were upset about parliament and unfair taxes for they had no representatives in parliament...

[@chetgto7075]

Up there was this thing called the revolutionary war that won us our independence

[@HamzahMC]

MITOCHANDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[@nuansd]

Techno plays around with explosives and then says Chemistry has no jobs available.

[@nicholaszenos6180]

Remember Techno The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@stafey7659]

Soviet Union collapses cappies celebrate with beer oil and tacos

[@soggcultist6674]

Holy shit I thought it was 4 hours ago, not 4 years, I got so scared for a second

[@TheMushroomMenaceYT]

Joseph Stalin enjoyed cowboy movies Addition is not the same as integration You can ace the tests with that information

[@highscores6360]

Abraham Lincoln's real goal was to preserve the Union, freeing the slaves in the south was his 2nd goal

[@benlarsen215]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of cells.

[@Necroneer]

16:03 LMAO

[@mewisbae2951]

Henry Clay was essentially the founder of the Whigs party, fam.

[@LittleDuckDuckGAME]

The Constitution was written in 1787

[@bluetango9534]

Lafayette was a French guy that got the Americans a bunch of ships and beat the British. Well that's the Revolutionary War covered.

[@futsalkeegan]

I guess you could say that calculus is an integral part of finding the derivative!

[@abbytrenary]

I still feel cool for knowing the calculus joke even though I'm literally a senior in college and have taken two years of calculus classes smh