Anyone Retrieve the Woman - Tik Tok - Come Get Her

[@legendarysimp3667]

Somebody come get her, she messin with his zipper

[@aliq11]

wh... LMFAO

[@booberfraggle]

STICKY FINGERS

[@am4r169]

LMFAO I'M-

[@xchi_]

@@booberfraggle WHA- 💀

[@wassuphoomanimyourlocalali3784]

OH?!

[@zakhamblett7269]

Somebody come get her she peed in my cats litter

[@roooray]

THIS IS THE ONE

[@cayleehill9102]

The ONE

[@kakkiejakkie7415]

THIS HAD ME DYING 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@Mattmurdockswife216]

Oh god

[@DanielaDiaz-iv6mm]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@victorbrati]

Somebody come get her,she's not the one from tinder.

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

somebody come get her i hope she is better

[@Iknowyoubabygirl]

Nah bitch mine is almost 60 -_-

[@chrisjoe4730]

@@Iknowyoubabygirl somebody come get her, this really got COVID

[@vega8149]

999th like

[@theQueen.]

I'm the 1000th like :0

[@rayaraptor3611]

Somebody come get her she's at my house for dinner

[@successibnazeez1962]

*Only thank herr.y493 on 1G .he recovered my lost account successfully*

[@mariamspams.3162]

With this hacker GEKO_HACKS_ ON INSTAGR.AM I don't think you will still have issues with account recovery

[@yeah2694]

Kidz bop version

[@foreverconfusedandkindacute]

Feed her

[@zenoxxii]

Somebody Come Get Her, She Kidnapped Bob The Builder...

[@itskogaleeray398]

This had me rolling XDDD

[@Urmom-zz7hb]

Lol

[@gacha_oreoemily6974]

Your pfp is cursed. Poor Todoroki. 💀💀💀

[@booberfraggle]

This one’s my favorite

[@Wol7fie]

Who?

[@woodybarras2493]

Me, in an Asian household: Somebody come get her, she beats me with her slipper.

[@Iknowyoubabygirl]

Same but my mom uses a belt or a tray😭🤓✋

[@anikadiba1471]

@@Iknowyoubabygirl ouch ...at least I got beaten by bamboo stick 🎍

[@Iknowyoubabygirl]

@@anikadiba1471 ohh Lucy

[@Iknowyoubabygirl]

@@anikadiba1471 *lucky

[@notahamsterdoingpeacesign9414]

Facts

[@judge1claralouisehaflichke569]

Somebody come get her she likes to say”HI SISTER”

[@cloudystarryskies6606]

I SCREAMED

[@judge1claralouisehaflichke569]

cloudy starry skies why did you scream?

[@blahblah-iz7ko]

@@judge1claralouisehaflichke569 indeed

[@onixdii.]

Lol :)

[@dreamerdoes_is_love8986]

OMG...☠💀☄🔥🦅

[@drewalbert6385]

somebody come get her she left me on deliver

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

somebody come get her she is actully my sister

[@tatinaun5329]

Somebody come get her I matched my mom on tinder😳😳😳

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Tati Naun somebody come get her this yogurts kinda bitter

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 i love this

[@thefirstloser8121]

Somebody come get her, I left her with a splinter.( in her heart)

[@ferbentkaceli4997]

Somebody get her she used a snapchat filter.

[@disneychanel7793]

*he

[@lacsaradpon]

Honestly having this on loop while singing out everyone's comments has brought me to tears and laughs 😂😂

[@KittiesboiStudio]

I’m doin the same exact thing

[@drpookles]

Now I'm doing it, best idea!!

[@irene6791]

I'm doing it too and I'm laughing like crazy for some comments. They went wild on this one 😭🤣

[@dras7759]

YESSSS

[@tokyofooi7197]

Me too lol

[@mossmartin1189]

Somebody come get her she's running with the scissors

[@thomasjohannesen1003]

😂😂 underrated comment

[@undermansion8509]

Somebody come get her she left me for my father

[@barftolomeo8937]

Cursed

[@BeepBoop173]

Billie Eilish

[@butterqueen767]

@@barftolomeo8937 your user almost gave me a heart attack

[@Iknowyoubabygirl]

I-

[@stephaniesarahi8956]

That’s just sad bruh ....

[@Zkivy]

Somebody come get her, she stole my fucking liver

[@joeyzinx]

Valid

[@Linktheboii]

AAAHAHAJAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@victorbrati]

Somebody come get her. She's dancing with my teacher.

[@theyellowone69]

Somebody come get her, she looked better on Tinder

[@michiganstate1945]

That’s good

[@har-vwf7729]

F

[@smartie2261]

LMAO

[@ilikechez5775]

Somebody come get her shes really jack the ripper

[@hammyboye]

JACK THE RIPPER CAME OUT OF THE HORSE

[@jacob_v1916]

She tried to bite me now I’m running not strippin

[@Frosty_W_VA]

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

[@itskogaleeray398]

PLOT TWIST: JACK THE RIPPER WAS A WOMAN! 👀

[@lp1spiritguidance577]

This is the winner 100%%

[@manithepotato8177]

Somebody come get her, she called Batman an Avenger :)

[@anna5999]

Omg this is the best one I’ve seen yet 😂

[@manithepotato8177]

@@anna5999 THANKYOU :)

[@johanboersma6195]

Nice, send her straight to jail if you ask me...

[@sallylu2248]

@@johanboersma6195 fr

[@kevinboadomonteslier32]

Almost

[@ivy_hhh]

Somebody come get her, she's actually my mother

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

aua

[@ivy_hhh]

@@nemo_kurenai1422 Somebody come get her, i slept with my stepsister

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

@@ivy_hhh it is oke ....

[@ivy_hhh]

@@nemo_kurenai1422 oha

[@mrimlpa3631]

@@nemo_kurenai1422 it's like not oo

[@Starscimitar]

Somebody come get her, she’s showing off her ankles

[@aryachaturvedi5844]

the school:

[@Mental_health_first]

It really goes good with the last one you can go Ank-els

[@silentlyawake8471]

bardcore version

[@ex0ticp3nny]

This one wins

[@angrypakistanigirl]

When your a muslim and showing your ankles is haram 💀

[@victorbrati]

Me reading the comments on the beat and laughing hard af: My mom:What the hell is going on?!😂😂

[@stephaniesarahi8956]

Bruuuhhh I thought I was the only one 🤣✌🏼

[@tahiralaila2379]

I really thought I was the only one

[@tahiralaila2379]

I was singing this and it didn't match my rhythm

[@tahiralaila2379]

U RUINED MY RHYTHM

[@mridularavindran2090]

this LITRALLY just happened to me. WHILE READING THIS COMMMET

[@porkk_chopp_]

Somebody come get her she said that hers was bigger

[@Mualskii]

urs is my fave

[@kexek7975]

Ayooo?

[@Alex-ew7oo]

that was transphobic

[@kexek7975]

@@Alex-ew7oo blue hair 😴

[@Alex-ew7oo]

@@kexek7975 frist of all I'm blond, and second that really was transphobic if a person identify herself with the opposite gender you've got to respect that. If a "man" identify as a woman, it's a woman and it doesn't matter if SHE has made a surgery or not, with "male part" or without them it's still a woman

[@sofiapiamai9923]

Somebody come get her she’s dancing like my sister

[@tahiralaila2379]

lmao

[@tahiralaila2379]

I mean literally

[@rse4340]

Somebody come get her she drowned me in the river Somebody come get her shes addicted to Twitter

[@micih21]

Somebody come get her she said she's bob the builder

[@simply_saturn]

Somebody come get her she said it tastes like water

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

eat more sushi maybe it tast then like sushi

[@mellibanelli2468]

Im eating right now

[@ilovestamon]

Corona???

[@BrooklynFerguson-bp5hg]

@@nemo_kurenai1422I recommend pineapple

[@nattoisgoodforyou6230]

somebody come get her, she’s only wearing glitter somebody come get her, she’s running with the scissors somebody come get her, she’s not the babysitter somebody come get her, the judge did not acquit her

[@Aiden-et5po]

wait fire

[@LamNguyen-sp8bq]

I'll be dancing to this at my wedding PERIOD.

[@sapphireparcival5428]

Huh, I could replace her comes the bride with this... nice

[@guiltybtchh]

Bruh, i just might. What a brilliant idea 💋👌

[@decidueyefan3844]

But the question is will you be dancing like a stripper and therefore require someone to come get you

[@amayavasquez7690]

I literally do this at my wedding if I want to I don’t give a fuck

[@Nicole069]

Same.

[@karlknueppel2640]

Just scroll through the comments and mentally sing them in time. It’s beautiful.

[@vartrose8948]

NOT physically...MeNtAlLy

[@The_Rizzler_uwu]

I love it so much

[@Skinhill]

HOW DID YOU KNOW???

[@Rose_Castle]

...mentally?

[@gamerluna537]

Somebody come get her, she that vegan teacher

[@BAITNSW1TCH]

somebody come get her, shes feeding her dog veggies

[@TheMariaMEEP]

Somebody come get her, her heart is really bitter.

[@udontknowmelol6322]

Somebody come get her she is addicted to tinder

[@deadperson5237]

The fact that they have Mozart like this is actually a classical piece

[@jumbo_mumbo1441]

His style doesn’t even match lol. Still a 🔥

[@pianothrone7965]

Well Mozart did write “Lick me in the ass”

[@arianemilewski6674]

Somebody cometh receiveth h'r she’s actually mine own sist'r

[@赤ちゃんかわいいです]

damn you even used the right spelling-

[@L4RRS0N]

r/ihadastroke

[@iwillstrangleyou]

r/ihadastroke 😔✨

[@BAITNSW1TCH]

r/oldlanguage (is that an actual subreddit)

[@31yza]

Shakespear

[@dnnkbr3598]

Somebody come get her she says shes a nutcracker

[@CHROMEBARS]

this slaps so hard i need a 1 hour version of this 🤩

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

put this song in a playlist and then loop it

[@cirrus3223]

@@nemo_kurenai1422 thank you

[@nikolinaantoniou3317]

right click and click 'Loop'

[@thibaudlepez4142]

Somebody come get her, she looks nothing like her Tinder

[@shadowslime3640]

Somebody come get her she looks like Jormungandr

[@andrevaughn6980]

This deserves more credit

[@autumnanderson2695]

Marry me?

[@matthewsmith8]

This a smite reference?

[@dqcs7455]

For Honor reference

[@franzgreif4458]

@@dqcs7455 you know who Jörmungandr is right?

[@chellerivera9154]

somebody come get her she broke my heart forever

[@nadiaferreira5178]

Somebody come get her, she's dancing like my mother.😅

[@rayaraptor3611]

Somebody come get her she looks like she's fitter

[@taliajung1553]

I assumed this was a reference to the song "Don't Lose Your Head" from "Six: The Musical", so I continued the lyrics: Somebody come get her, oh, why it hasn't hit her! Somebody come get her, he doesn't want to bang her

[@crystaldreemurre5471]

@@taliajung1553 somebody come hang her , he didn't wana bang her (this sound soo horrible out of context..actually this sounds horrible wither way)

[@0Mcdoggy0]

If only

[@rayaraptor3611]

@@taliajung1553 actually nope but ok thats pretty good

[@emy_sphere]

My mom who loves Vivaldi and all the classical music just said « omg that’s so nice » i-

[@GoofyChild33]

PFFFFFFT

[@hazbinhelluvafan21]

HAHA-☠☠☠☠

[@skylarthegothpotatoqueen945]

No one: Absolutely no one: Me a theater kid: Somebody come get her she just killed Heather Chandler

[@polaris_system5619]

Yas

[@cam.dotcom]

XD YESS

[@ilikeducks4567]

Heather, Heather, Heather, and PEGGY ( yes I got this from someone else so please don’t fight about it in the comments)

[@mizar8195]

and that's ending her hangover

[@bread7610]

I may not live to see our glory

[@prohealth8020]

someone come get her she left me like no other-

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

I hope that didn't happen broo

[@nataliakowalska8553]

Off

[@platypusauresrx2842]

Somebody come get her she pulled it out its bigger

[@d1amxnt]

someone come get her, she's running into that pillar

[@shubhodeepchakraborty2574]

Somebody come get her she's chugging all the liquor

[@annastoken2]

somebody come get her, she’s actually a mister

[@norbyjakab9735]

Somebody come get her, she's actually absorber

[@Dookles87]

Lol

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

i dont like fortnite

[@Dookles87]

Nemo_kurenai i like it less everyday but still play it

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

@@Dookles87 fortnite had his time

[@rayrayiscraycray8620]

I 100% got that!!!!

[@birdmanblizzard3618]

Somebody come get her God told me she's a sinner

[@iliketoponder10109]

Somebody come get her she left me for her brother

[@lovelydaytoday3998]

Hold up

[@8.joella]

boi what the hell boi

[@pavanibajaj1188]

Ayo what-💀 ✨ Stepbrother ✨

[@iliketoponder10109]

@@pavanibajaj1188 did I stutter 😳

[@pavanibajaj1188]

@@iliketoponder10109 i dont know did ya¿?😃✌️

[@smolcatpyromaniac461]

Somebody come get her she stole my chicken tender

[@i.like.chicken.nuggets.17]

best one ive seen 😂😂😂

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

somebody come get her i slapt my little sister

[@hello-jq4jr]

@KHOR YAN YI Moe Biden tehe 🤭

[@b.quinchana]

I loved how you used Mozart's picture for this! In reality, Mozart was a vulgar man and a party animal and I could totally see him writing something like this with the same lyrics. He even has a song called "Lick Me In The Ass". (Please correct me if I got anything about Mozart wrong!) Edit: GUYS WTF IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS. And yes. Hello to all my fellow TwoSetters

[@nemo_kurenai1422]

Haha thx

[@cassandraps]

I like the fact that you have 69 likes. So I won't. Just to keep it this way.

[@b.quinchana]

@@cassandraps Haha!

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

Somebody come get him...

[@jumpeduppantryboy23]

Minor corrections that will annoy everyone: PiEcE, nOt sOnG But otherwise ur info is amAAAAzing No I’m not being sarcastic I’m just a huge ling ling wannabe

[@youraveragehumanbeing806]

Memes aside, this song is actually pretty good

[@royalwar13]

argee

[@juno9058]

A continuation to the; " *Somebody come get her, She just killed Heather Chandler* " " *Somebody come get her, her name's Veronica Sawyer* "

[@adrianaalves6655]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

[@Mattmurdockswife216]

Heathers

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

yessssss

[@prohealth8020]

somebody come get her she blocked em' on tinder

[@nathanpark]

Somebody come get her, she's eating all the stickers

[@anayahilator]

Somebody come get her, she catfished me on tinder

[@smolcatpyromaniac461]

Somebody come get her she say that she’s a tenor

[@l.m8837]

Somebody come get her she said that I was dinner

[@hotman718]

I want this as my ringtone

[@Mari-yz4ru]

You can set it

[@custerranch]

@@Mari-yz4ru how do you do it on Android?

[@ginjiu4ye]

Somebody come get her, she's showing off her shoulders

[@weirdguy7451]

When she doth expose her ankles.

[@yourtube3337]

Somebody come get her, she's starting to call me her Mr.

[@endariathender]

Somebody come get her she changed the wi-fi password

[@erihgioqe3798]

I, ErihgioqE, have written a "Somebody come fetcheth" parody of the entire song. Enjoy. Somebody come to the floor, it feels like we've met before Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, the chardonnay she endurreth Intoxicated and screwed up I'm a snowbird, fair enough At thy predecessor's, thou intoxicated much Take it leisurely, darling, no rush Riesling or Merlot, that choice is burdensome For the wealth on my pinky, cool points shall earn some And the dope increased makes them deceased, yeah Thou isn't scared, thou isn't scared, thou isn't scared, yeah Believe me, I'm present, thou witness me, in action I've discerned much, much about thou Seizing around blunts much like a hot tuber, ow Thus, thou pirouette upon a table, akin to a volcano Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, the chardonnay she endurreth Ladies present? I'm searching Doth be wenches, I leap over benches I doth be sipping on Malbec and Grenaches I'm seeking to have good ventures I was relaxing, icebox with much liquor Siezed her, told her not to be unfamiliar I was imbibing with my fellows I was searching for ladies mellow Dowager, if thou altercate we shall succeed Dost thou smoke with me, we apply weed I interact not with local wenches, I have told How art thou moving', thou deserveth gold Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, the chardonnay she endurreth Wealth on thy visage, damsel Do come repeat thy previous motion They were occupants here, intoxcated I say, what did they expect as our motion? Doth seem like we're dominant here Again, what did they expect as our motion? Thou doth displease me with thy questions Thou knows I seek to start fluctuation I no longer seek altercation, thou cloddish Out of cue, thy activity is modish Wealth means naught to thou, cloddish Similarly in us Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, she doth caper like a wench Someone come fetcheth, the chardonnay she endurreth

[@cxgarettesgxcha664]

Yoooo nice

[@yasminribeiro1324]

waiting for hildegard von binglin to cover this song

[@nobodyuknowipromise7800]

This needs more attention

[@erihgioqe3798]

@@nobodyuknowipromise7800 it took me like half an hour

[@labudovojezero]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS THIS SONG BUT I WAS TOO ASHAMED TO ACTUALLY SEARCH IT LIKE COME GET HER ORCHESTRA BUT OMFGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@Xd-uz4nt]

LMAO I WAS LIKE THIS SONG HAS THE SAME BEAT WITH SOMEBODY COME GET HER AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A CLASSIC

[@borisvarga834]

BUKVALNOO

[@britishdoge4324]

Somebody come get her she’s strict just like my teacher

[@TheWildChildJr]

Somebody come get her, That wasn't the doctors finger.

[@SKZ0325]

When you realize that "Somebody come get her" was just simplified from "Anyone retrieve the Woman".

[@aranzamoreno7715]

Somebody go get her, she matched her mom on tinder

[@bytesizedkidgamer]

Somebody come get her, she said that her's was bigger

[@BloodyWolf-gu5be]

Yooo we have the same profile pic😂😂

[@loreenavanlonden5056]

this comment deserves more VALIDATION

[@astamasnow]

Somebody come get him, He won't leave the White House

[@lomeincuh]

Somebody come get her she she left me on repeat

[@balltaster7925]

That makes no rhyme =\

[@lomeincuh]

That was the point being the idiot with no rhyme

[@ssupbot-6869]

Nobody come get her, she’s playing some skylanders

[@jacobdarling1524]

I love that picture of Mozart. I feel like if he were around today to hear somebody come get her then he would definitely make a cover of it

[@jessicaneal4701]

Somebody come get him, he's acting like a victim

[@lexlovesblondsz]

💀

[@ктото-ш3э6м]

Wow

[@0_0gacha22]

I think this describes my aesthetic and my music taste pretty well

[@balltaster7925]

Somebody come get her, she missed her zoom with her teacher

[@Melatonin.t]

Somebody come get her, she's actually a killer

[@cirrus3223]

This is what they did back then Somebody get her she's eating a cheeseburger

[@bibpobme30]

Sombody come get her I found a girl on twitter Sombody come get her She is my fathers killer Sombody come get her Its actually my sister... Can be she is dat girl from tinder but is kinda inoriginal

[@bottleogames]

Nice

[@tanzilasaidova6176]

Plot twist😂

[@anthonynuttall9691]

Actually a brilliant experience reading comments while listening to music. Quite a few rhymed...

[@rayrayisrandom5397]

Boi the whole comments are the lyrics 😂🌟💞💕💫

[@Legotown_2]

“Someone come get her she’s actually my sister”

[@Imtoobusyslayingrn111]

Guards Sieze doth lady! I'm afraid the lady is dancing indecently with her ankles showing.

[@cxgarettesgxcha664]

I’ve made a song out of comments. Lyrics: Somebody come get her, my mom just killed my sister.. (me) Somebody come get her, she kidnapped Bob the builder.. Somebody come get her, she’s white and she said n..... Somebody come get her she followed trump on Twitter.. Somebody come get her, she said that hers was bigger.. Somebody come get her, she likes to say “HI SISTER” reply to this if you would like me to finish (I only take credit for the first sentence of the song, I got the rest from other comments)

[@Jasmine-pt7cp]

Somebody come get her turns out she is a mister.

[@prisssss]

@@Jasmine-pt7cp as he should

[@Longitudelineloser]

Somebody come get her, she said no to the teacher.

[@rayrayiscraycray8620]

This is underrated

[@melody2163]

My dad's a musicologist and I like pop this is our agreement to listen to this song in the car 😂🤌

[@AnemoneCosmo]

Somebody come get her, shes harrasing my co-workers

[@Little_Lotta]

Somebody come get her, she fell in the wood chipper.

[@Edwardtherunawayenginev2]

LOL

[@nathanpark]

Somebody come get her she's being a rage quitter

[@isha2605]

Somebody come get her she is actually our sister

[@christina9873]

This hits different 🤪

[@ChrizWiz935]

Somebody come get her, her friends a better kisser Aye Somebody come get her, her friend is actually my sister Somebody come get her, she calls all blacks n... Somebody come get her cause her's is so much bigger 😭

[@stormbreaker3095]

That ending with the drums tho...........

[@BloodyWolf-gu5be]

Somebody come get her she said she off the pill

[@abdullamohamed7077]

Somebody come get her, she said her dad is Hitler...

[@eray7232]

*Somebody cometh receiveth h'r, the lady dancing liketh an 'rotic danc'r*