Anything but that!!!

[@dvldog_]

And he left video evidence. There's no denying it. This is one of the nastiest things I've ever seen, and I was Marine Infantry!

[@mattbrown5511]

Army infantry, career. And that disgusted me.

[@Captain_Razor_88]

Air Force Infantry (SecFor), I concur, that disgusted me.

[@saleendriver]

Disgusting. Someone fix this guy.

[@bryanwiley7345]

I have a cure

[@mgntstr]

Not only is he doing it... he is doing it so often someone captured it on camera. Decided it was a good idea to put it online. So many errors.

[@AenesidemusOZ]

​@@mgntstrfrom what I can see, HE captured it on his own phone's camera and thought it would be funny to post. He's broken, and seems determined to break his child.

[@krayzeejojo]

@@saleendriver Too late, he already reproduced. Hopefully that’s the only offspring.

[@sleeperyjeemtoybox]

Brought back the horror of the way my mum would lick her hand and then wipe it over my face as a seventies kid to "clean me".

[@leward7788]

your mom must have known my mom

[@petuniasevan]

They HAD little bulb syringes to clean out children's snotty noses back in the 1970s. My mother used one on my little sister (she didn't like it but it worked). Someone fedex one to this father PDQ!

[@iyaayas]

I couldn't get those to work very well. I got a manual bugger sucker (bulb in nose, filter inside, hose to mouth) and an electronic one when I lost the piecesto the manual. I recommend those. Will send those to him.

[@OFFRoadWheels]

What the hell. That's just wrong on so many levels.

[@robertsigby4516]

what did I just witness, think I might need to seek my therapist after watching🤮

[@Rodger_Phillips]

as a Dad, I have had the honour of changing my kids diapers/Nappies and not once did I think to consume the expulsion of the kids. the ONLY odd thing I ever thought of doing was going to an Army Disposal store and buying a decommissioned Gas Mask and filters, but I knew that would psychologically scare the beegeebers out of the kids and maybe scar them for life, so I did not. THIS however unhinged is not enough to describe the mind that came up with this.

[@user-gl3rh5xx7m]

& remember the different snot colors as a kid.. nasty

[@mgntstr]

@@user-gl3rh5xx7m NO! GOD NO. WHY!

[@michaelball760]

I cant even eat or drink after my kids. I almost threw up seeing that🤢

[@reignofbastet]

Okay *THIS* should have come with a trigger warning 🤮😁

[@bigal3055]

Said no GenX, ever.

[@reignofbastet]

@@bigal3055 but yet you’re triggered by a comment. Definitely not very GenX of you 🙄

[@direwolftamer1225]

I can never unsee that

[@nichol1591]

Here I was just happy to think he was feeding her from his mouth and being gross THAT way... now.. yes.. my lunch may be gone..

[@delisamarchetti5926]

Hi Dadbod, oh my gosh that is not good in every way. Not cute, not funny and not safe! How can he not know how unsanitary that is? If that child has an illness of any kind, that father is going to get very sick. Parents are not immune to their children's germs. I remember hearing a story from a friend of mine back when I worked in the hospital. A little girl was in ICU with pneumonia. And she was crying a lot. I guess it was custom in their family or culture to comfort a child by taking a tear drop from the child on the tip of their finger and then putting it in their own mouth. I don't know why, maybe it was seen as a way to "take away sorrow". Anyway, the mother who was doing this got deathly ill and was in the hospital in a couple of days herself and was worse off than her daughter had been because her immune system had been weakened by all the stress of having her daughter ill. The doctor told my friend that the virus had most likely been passed through the child's tears. How much more so in this case.

[@Rodger_Phillips]

You are 100% correct and I am not saying this to confirm with you because I can see you know you are correct already, this for anyone else reading who is not aware, and well, should be. as a Dad myself, I am very aware of how kids share their seasonal illnesses and so on. and that is without any such foolery as this guy shows. and to think he not only does this he proudly posts it on social media...

[@user-gl3rh5xx7m]

Snot Rockets bring back some memories. 🤣

[@c.youngberg9511]

I really wish I only watched this once. First time I thought he was just smoochin the kid on the lips... I was thinking, "Well, not entirely out of the realm of normal but that's not far from shore... What's the problem with this..." Up until when you quite plainly put to words what's going on here... And I was ACTUALLY HAVING LUNCH!!!

[@mattbrown5511]

My sympathies on your untimely epiphany.

[@AenesidemusOZ]

Thatnwas what happened in my case as well. 🤢

[@michie666]

And we thought participation trophies were bad .......

[@JPVapes]

Right?

[@jeffreyallen2778]

Damn, just damn. No other words.

[@traceymorris4702]

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

[@JPVapes]

It took all I had to hold it down

[@twitchunlimited7450]

OMG this is the second time I've heard of this and the first time I've seen it. Excuse me while I go floss my brain.

[@WatcherNine]

Yeah...I was eating a hot dog at the time I saw this video. I managed to keep it where it belongs, in my stomach, but I can't guarantee it would stay that way if I saw this again.

[@iamclarasentience250]

Hahahahaha.....yum!

[@juliaanderson447]

WTF?! Ewwww! 🤢 Thats Wrong On Every level

[@cee8mee]

Nasty. I've seen moms do this to babies, but no. Just. No. This guy eats his own boogers. There's no other explanation. The people that do this are the same group that picks and eats. Every other rational person is disgusted. Only the booger-lunchers think it's not thoroughly disgusting.

[@richardlamond7767]

I guess that's one way to eat your greens...

[@heideleskun1163]

OMG, I can handle seeing a LOT of things others can't but I'm struggling holding down the chips I just was eating. Had to close them up and get them out of sight. 🤢🤮

[@hellhound1389]

What ever happened to good old fashioned mining for gold.... PICK ME A WINNER

[@Rodger_Phillips]

Nope, Nope, Nope, I got nothing for this other than NOPE.

[@54MLG]

😮 Grossness

[@krayzeejojo]

Sweet home Alabama…

[@philtarbox8256]

W...T...H...!!! You just know this guy is a pick-his-nose-and-eat-it when he was in school... and maybe even now, come to think of it

[@AenesidemusOZ]

He ran into teouble because he was running around the school with a drinking straw ... 🤢

[@yattaguru]

Every time I see one of these, I wonder when common sense disappeared?

[@melrupinski88]

About the same time mining for views/likes on social media became a thing.

[@billbammerlin4666]

How can I unsee that?

[@tiffanygrever8092]

Yes that is pretty disgusting but I once saw a documentary were some Eskimos were eating seal crap so I have seen worse.

[@AenesidemusOZ]

Oh bog! I thought he was just kissing the child in an inappropriate manner, a problem worthy of discussion for its own sake. But then your monologue clarified what I was seeing and ... urgh! He's a bloody idiot and needs to be ... counselled ... before his child suffers the consequences of his actions.

[@dawnbrady684]

If there is a challenge attached to THAT some people need to be in jail for felony stupid.

[@Roosters_Restos]

One thing leads to another😢😮

[@ThePocahontas]

I couldn’t even hear what happened without feeling nauseous 🤢

[@NullaNulla]

WTF dude .... give us a warning ... I just about lost my breakfast .. it wasn't a dry reach either....

[@RyanRCross]

I literally just finished eating my lunch and it almost came back up seeing this. Trigger Warning next time plz.

[@MortenHansen-w7g]

No one.should,ever do that😂 but as a gen z i always say what is different from moms thumb

[@markinator8826]

Thats has to be some kind of molestation!!!

[@loves_equally]

Blood? No bother. Vomit? Not the greatest, but sure. Snot? Absolutely going to throw up in a minute!

[@BrianEllinger-hh4rm]

Didn't know either of them

[@bpsparklez]

Dude! We love you, but I think I can speak for most of us who have had the misfortune of seeing that, with our previously innocent eyes, you can be expecting therapy bills for the next 1-6mths while we try to work past what you just exposed us to! And with no, "the following may cause violent, projectile, vomiting" or even a courtesy emoji... 🤮 or 🤢 I think most of us would've even accepted ☠️ but a vote has been taken and you have received your first 🙈

[@lizard6444]

I almost just lost my dinner😵

[@grampaj3416]

Huh…that’s not normal

[@jdsr7423]

😳😳😳

[@crct2004]

I did not need to see that.

[@lindasnyder2774]

Shame on you for making me see what I cannot unsee!☹️

[@anniefry5499]

Crap no! I nearly puked,

[@nixjoe]

How did you clear your children’s noses before they made those bulbs to suck it out? This is completely normal for me. You don’t swallow it; you spit it into a tissue and dispose of it.

[@cee8mee]

Booger eater

[@AenesidemusOZ]

It was called "wiping" and it worked really, really well. Hell, they even created shirts with sleeves so that kids could do it themselves.

[@JPVapes]

That's just nasty

[@user-xh3zo4ts6h]

Gives a whole new meaning to, Snuffelupagus 🤢 🤮

[@zx6angel978]

I very nearly vomited! That is disgusting!

[@BrideOfChuckyOG]

That is absolutely disgusting! 🤢🤮🤢🤮

[@MyArgylesock]

It’s been a while since my stomach jumped into my throat that fast!! 🤢

[@Ubotit_Unaymit]

Ahhh!🤮

[@StayingAlive2018]

No

[@timothy4664]

What the fuck did I just see? I'm not even remotely apologetic about the f bomb.

[@carrow2250]

I seriously gagged a few times and had to purge that outta my mind. Bro, please don’t post ever again. That was too gross

[@dshepherd107]

WTAF? Repulsive

[@AutumnBreezers]

🤬WTF???🤢🤢 I need some warning if you're going to make me puke🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 - NO!

[@SidewalkCitizenLA]

Anybody know what happened to the brain bleach? 🤢

[@stevelambert6404]

I'm going to be ill 🤢🤢

[@suzannebadger8135]

🤮🤮🤮

[@KATHYSLUITER]

Gross! I did lose my lunch

[@CRR8980]

🤢🤢🤢

[@yadyra1000]

Omg i think i almost threw up in my mouth! GROSS!!!

[@clsanchez77]

A lot of people assuming this is wrong or a therapist is needed. Really they just need to move to Alabama. Roll Tide!

[@AppalachianPatriot]

No. Just no.

[@billiep4338]

🤮

[@stevekargman5777]

Gross

[@jlovelace486]

Gross 🤢

[@joshuavogann9369]

...gross....

[@WolfingtonStanley]

Nearly hurled 🤮🤢

[@r.a.h.6629]

Eww

[@marcusdire8057]

🤢

[@kuttfam0191]

My second thought was: Does she expect everyone to do that? Her poor teacher!

[@bigbob7820]

🤢

[@corathekat1898]

🤢🤢🤢