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[@TheThejpmshow]

One line that personifies Partridge perfectly ‘If you’re going to be angry, do you mind being angry down the centre of the table?’

[@mrgiskard]

One of the smartest and funniest pieces of comedy I've seen. Definitely one of Coogan's top performances

[@marcusaj100]

This is one of the funniest skits in the world. Eeeeeeeeeee 1,2,3 land

[@Smallscousefox]

Literally cry laughing every time at that bit

[@avnub66]

*"Hullo, ho' do yo' doo, how nice to meet you."*

[@STEREOTYPICALGAMERlouis]

avnub nei porn en it

[@cartmanofsp]

Am originally from Newcastle like

[@threerizlas]

At Apache we waaayyyyyyyy

[@johnnycasswell7290]

"Just because I've got a shit table!!" 😂😂😂

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

Of all the Alan Partridge scenes, this is by far my absolute favourite. EEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@fortnitepros8025]

Funeral is better

[@TheThejpmshow]

This is the best episode by far. The actual presentation he does for Dante makes me cry laughing! ‘You Lynn… you couldn’t present.. a cat!’

[@McTrump]

I havent laughed as much in seven years

[@pillowcase2006]

Mine too!

[@andrewmurray5542]

It's an absolute classic

[@STEREOTYPICALGAMERlouis]

*NO ALAN YOU CANT*

[@william-uk]

The thing about this gag is that I only finally got it very recently (after many years and multiple viewings) when I read the script of the episode. I suspect quite a few of the audience didn't either. It's a testament to the quality of the writing/performance that it's *still* really funny even when you don't realise Alan has mistaken it for a swearword.

[@paulinemorgan2939]

@@william-uk OMG William - don't know how many times I've seen this clip - but I didn't get it 'til you just enlightened me! Now it's even funnier! Cheers.

[@VERMISIMILITUDE]

Well there’s no need for that!!!!👌😂🤣😂🤣👌

[@VERMISIMILITUDE]

4:08!!!! …… Just because I’ve got a shit table!!!!👌🤣😂🤣😂👌

[@joredmusic7461]

Oh wow 😮

[@paullombard00]

South African here. This is hilarious!

[@etari5758]

This clip is of my favourite things in my life. Pie row tek nicks.

[@16cliffedge]

full beeeeeem

[@billhawkins192]

You Can't!

[@garethdavies2145]

How many quotable lines are in here! 😂😂 Brilliant. Much prefer Series 2 over Series 1.

[@richardxs1]

Great scene, Steve Brody is hillarious in all his roles.

[@unhandmeprrriest4601]

I say TOMATO, you say..... T O M A A T O

[@wentoneisendon6502]

Tomartoh

[@hazzboytv6568]

Tomortoe

[@MrRobert7793]

Well there was no need for that!!!!! 😂😂

[@aestheticaltwat]

YOU GOTTA LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA!

[@cycling4life351]

But I’m not a six offender, Alan 😂

[@TheThejpmshow]

He should have gist

[@georgec2894]

5:28 if you don't mind being angry down the center of the table

[@rooroo9216]

That’s probably my favourite line, he says it as if it’s some official rule or something xD loved this whole part though!

[@georgec2894]

I actually rebadged this line when working as an archery instructor. When retrieving the arrows the kids should do so from the side of the archery board, to easily reach the tip of the arrow, and pull it free of the board. One particularly frustrated kid tried yanking the arrow out from in front of the board with some disgruntled murmurs …to which I replied: “If you don’t mind being disappointed from the side of the target board”. A fellow instructor soiled himself. To this day I do not know whether he got the reference or not.

[@evangelus3289]

“Ah that’s better! FOOL BEEM!” 😂

[@TheReubstar]

This is pure genius! Incredible writing!

[@PETAL19]

Love that he has to be angry down the centre of the table (am talking about the chap with the Brummie accent😅😅😅😅)

[@bobbywog]

You can't use the toilet, because it's blocked.

[@ED-209UHD]

I didn’t know you were a raver 😂

[@WinstonSmith685]

Ah that's better, "full beem"!

[@euan7166]

I'm from Glasgow and Michael's intro to the South African guy wasn't far from how I normally introduce myself to non-Scots.

[@bqrl445]

You gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa!

[@ThisIsRiky]

I still say Full Beam in that accent

[@jaytimpany2383]

I know a fantastic Owl Sanctuary

[@maartenvandam344]

There's no need for that!

[@2323fifi]

Jack a nack a nory 💪🏻😂

[@danielcroome9540]

Pyratikniks!

[@tutin4090]

You are meant to have a hat-hard on What am I saying? I mean, a hat-hard on

[@Charlotte-wd4bq]

Close your mouth, Lynn

[@andrew6978]

Lynne, you couldn't present... a cat.

[@thegoodstuff6130]

How doo yoo doo? 😂

[@wungabunga]

‘Pyrotikniks’ 😂

[@ianinkster2261]

I never really got why having the house under construction is a point of embarrassment.

[@pov_music]

Pyrotekkniks

[@zapkvr0101]

Holy crap this is 😂

[@mancredgaming3920]

Genius

[@tonyalderman7600]

Eric Biddle!

[@kiwi__1011]

jackanackanory

[@LeftWinger9]

Doesn't matter a what a rayce he is

[@macca696]

Always use pyrotechnics when doing a SA accent

[@LeftWinger9]

5:05 - 5:15 😂😂😂

[@cartmanofsp]

Ruddy sofa!

[@natureisallpowerful]

Bloody sofa

[@rtfury6503]

Close your mouth Lynne

[@hazzboytv6568]

Eppechy Comunikayshuns

[@LoisGriffin8]

Did you understand that? No Good

[@placidrenegade]

Bloody Sofa......!

[@edlangham5008]

close your mouth Lynn

[@NickMullet]

Should almost be enough attention to fill your cravings Ezra. Love how girly and feminine you are :). Slayyyy