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[@TheThejpmshow]

One line that personifies Partridge perfectly ‘If you’re going to be angry, do you mind being angry down the centre of the table?’

[@mrgiskard]

One of the smartest and funniest pieces of comedy I've seen. Definitely one of Coogan's top performances

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

Of all the Alan Partridge scenes, this is by far my absolute favourite. EEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@fortnitepros8025]

Funeral is better

[@TheThejpmshow]

This is the best episode by far. The actual presentation he does for Dante makes me cry laughing! ‘You Lynn… you couldn’t present.. a cat!’

[@McTrump]

I havent laughed as much in seven years

[@pillowcase2006]

Mine too!

[@andrewmurray5542]

It's an absolute classic

[@paullombard00]

South African here. This is hilarious!

[@threerizlas]

At Apache we waaayyyyyyyy

[@marcusaj100]

This is one of the funniest skits in the world. Eeeeeeeeeee 1,2,3 land

[@Smallscousefox]

Literally cry laughing every time at that bit

[@johnnycasswell7290]

"Just because I've got a shit table!!" 😂😂😂

[@STEREOTYPICALGAMERlouis]

*NO ALAN YOU CANT*

[@william-uk]

The thing about this gag is that I only finally got it very recently (after many years and multiple viewings) when I read the script of the episode. I suspect quite a few of the audience didn't either. It's a testament to the quality of the writing/performance that it's *still* really funny even when you don't realise Alan has mistaken it for a swearword.

[@paulinemorgan2939]

@@william-uk OMG William - don't know how many times I've seen this clip - but I didn't get it 'til you just enlightened me! Now it's even funnier! Cheers.

[@VERMISIMILITUDE]

Well there’s no need for that!!!!👌😂🤣😂🤣👌

[@VERMISIMILITUDE]

4:08!!!! …… Just because I’ve got a shit table!!!!👌🤣😂🤣😂👌

[@joredmusic7461]

Oh wow 😮

[@bqrl445]

You gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa!

[@avnub66]

*"Hullo, ho' do yo' doo, how nice to meet you."*

[@STEREOTYPICALGAMERlouis]

avnub nei porn en it

[@cartmanofsp]

Am originally from Newcastle like

[@georgec2894]

5:28 if you don't mind being angry down the center of the table

[@rooroo9216]

That’s probably my favourite line, he says it as if it’s some official rule or something xD loved this whole part though!

[@georgec2894]

I actually rebadged this line when working as an archery instructor. When retrieving the arrows the kids should do so from the side of the archery board, to easily reach the tip of the arrow, and pull it free of the board. One particularly frustrated kid tried yanking the arrow out from in front of the board with some disgruntled murmurs …to which I replied: “If you don’t mind being disappointed from the side of the target board”. A fellow instructor soiled himself. To this day I do not know whether he got the reference or not.

[@richardxs1]

Great scene, Steve Brody is hillarious in all his roles.

[@etari5758]

This clip is of my favourite things in my life. Pie row tek nicks.

[@16cliffedge]

full beeeeeem

[@billhawkins192]

You Can't!

[@TheReubstar]

This is pure genius! Incredible writing!

[@garethdavies2145]

How many quotable lines are in here! 😂😂 Brilliant. Much prefer Series 2 over Series 1.

[@unhandmeprrriest4601]

I say TOMATO, you say..... T O M A A T O

[@wentoneisendon6502]

Tomartoh

[@hazzboytv6568]

Tomortoe

[@evangelus3289]

“Ah that’s better! FOOL BEEM!” 😂

[@MrRobert7793]

Well there was no need for that!!!!! 😂😂

[@thegoat5141]

*You can't!*

[@DAISY-00UK]

Love that he has to be angry down the centre of the table (am talking about the chap with the Brummie accent😅😅😅😅)

[@aestheticaltwat]

YOU GOTTA LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA!

[@danielcroome9540]

Pyratikniks!

[@cycling4life351]

But I’m not a six offender, Alan 😂

[@TheThejpmshow]

He should have gist

[@WinstonSmith685]

Ah that's better, "full beem"!

[@euan7166]

I'm from Glasgow and Michael's intro to the South African guy wasn't far from how I normally introduce myself to non-Scots.

[@bobbywog]

You can't use the toilet, because it's blocked.

[@ED-209UHD]

I didn’t know you were a raver 😂

[@2323fifi]

Jack a nack a nory 💪🏻😂

[@ThisIsRiky]

I still say Full Beam in that accent

[@keithwilson1301]

I've just realised those torches are for the fire conference as the free gifts for the people attending 😂😂😂.

[@jaytimpany2383]

I know a fantastic Owl Sanctuary

[@maartenvandam344]

There's no need for that!

[@andrew6978]

Lynne, you couldn't present... a cat.

[@tutin4090]

You are meant to have a hat-hard on What am I saying? I mean, a hat-hard on

[@Charlotte-wd4bq]

Close your mouth, Lynn

[@thegoodstuff6130]

How doo yoo doo? 😂

[@pov_music]

Pyrotekkniks

[@kiwi__1011]

jackanackanory

[@LeftWinger9]

Doesn't matter a what a rayce he is

[@mancredgaming3920]

Genius

[@zapkvr0101]

Holy crap this is 😂

[@ianinkster2261]

I never really got why having the house under construction is a point of embarrassment.

[@tonyalderman7600]

Eric Biddle!

[@mackfin8869]

What ever happened to Lin .Alan

[@LeftWinger9]

5:05 - 5:15 😂😂😂

[@macca696]

Always use pyrotechnics when doing a SA accent

[@MegGriffin.0]

713 Likes had a sh!t table

[@natureisallpowerful]

Bloody sofa

[@cartmanofsp]

Ruddy sofa!

[@placidrenegade]

Bloody Sofa......!

[@rtfury6503]

Close your mouth Lynne

[@LoisGriffin8]

Did you understand that? No Good

[@edlangham5008]

close your mouth Lynn

[@hazzboytv6568]

Eppechy Comunikayshuns

[@NickMullet]

Should almost be enough attention to fill your cravings Ezra. Love how girly and feminine you are :). Slayyyy