Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC

[@AlastairjCarruthers]

I have never yet met a woman who responds positively to "do you like owls", but I will never, ever stop trying

[@gitsurfer27]

One day man

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Have you tried squirrels?

[@AlastairjCarruthers]

@@TonyEnglandUK I'll give it a shot

[@pod1977pod]

Ever, ever, ever, ever!!!

[@JJONNYREPP]

Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 1104am 8.7.23 how about unsuccessful not very attractive needy bolke.. just jill would have still bitten? i cant say i've ever studied the guys on a conquest... or who have conquested... as for do you like owls. worth a punt...

[@lloydhowell4270]

'I prefer fingers' 'chocolate ones'? 'don't mind really' ' OOOOEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR' 😂

[@Mark-lj1dj]

She's just flirting in that crude way middle aged divorcees do

[@andrewlockwood4765]

@@Mark-lj1dj

[@AkyovNorthWest]

best chat up line ever "i know a cracking owl sanctuary"

[@SepulchreBrit]

I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

[@avikpram]

That must be the Stoneham one... :)

[@langers9988]

I've used it before...

[@aarongorton1984]

lol

[@cacambo589]

Has it worked for you? Or anyone?

[@DarkAutumn3D]

"Are you just flirting in a sort of crude way that middle aged divorcees do?" lol.

[@koneezy]

The most striking thing to me watching this clip back is how big a Lion bar was back in the late 90's.

[@davidjones0079]

😂

[@patagualianmostly7437]

Specsavers customer.....I'm guessing.

[@quadrant2012]

Coogan is in Turbo Partridge mode here, fckn great

[@paulmccluskey6862]

jamie morrison Pure unadulterated Partridge!

[@jonnybgood9162]

Haha well said

[@alexkrycek3359]

Lovely stuff

[@lukemclellan2141]

I think turbo partridge came in the second season ❄️

[@lukemclellan2141]

@@quadrant2012 I was referring to the rumours that Alan was partaking the powder ☺️

[@seandonoghue2347]

They've gone too Longstanton Spice Museum. One of the best lines of all time.

[@WillBrownPT]

I've lived in the village next door to Longstanton for most of my life. There is no museum 😢

[@seandonoghue2347]

@@WillBrownPT That's a crying shame. Perhaps there should be.

[@kioskcarl]

@@WillBrownPT Watch this space!

[@humann5682]

@@WillBrownPT Alan in to his dictaphone "Idea for program: We follow WillBrownPT around Longstanton as he quests to find the legendary Spice Museum. Co-presented with Jet from Gladiators. Working title is *Of Spice and Men* "

[@shaunpatrick8345]

@@WillBrownPT how do you explain this... www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/ajman-signs-deal-with-longstanton-spice-museum/

[@p4cks]

when it cuts to the owl at the end, gets me every time

[@benjoyce5853]

@3:22 literally has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "eurrrrrrrrrrrgh, Jill you are so dirty"

[@ZuluRomeo]

They say Lynn is still out there keeping the engine running.

[@rebmcr]

"I was just doing what you s-" "LYNN YOU'VE STARVED THE FUEL PUMP"

[@tutin4090]

They would've driven to the owl sanctuary so she was probably dismissed

[@visionist7]

@@tutin4090 "I'll drop you off at a cab rank Lynn. Jill, you can get in the front"

[@tz6414]

This is Matt Hancock , ooh Gina ,you're nicer than my wife.

[@Bhodisatvas]

"The mind plays tricks" gives such an insight into the way Alan's thoughts are so warped, brilliant!

[@pyramidschema8668]

He doesn't find them attractive... just... confusing.

[@humann5682]

It's beautiful in hindsight as we know he eventually has a breakdown. Little lines like this are genius; they give a glance of what's to come.

[@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261]

@@pyramidschema8668 Fascinating creatures

[@soundseeker63]

At the time it made him seem "warped". In 2022 it would be a legitimate question with any number of possible outcome! 😆

[@richarddavis7124]

Yes classical line, the mind plays tricks. Thai ladyboys later on with Michael 😅

[@anthonyoneill3542]

I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me

[@selinor5782]

you got a glimpse of the fire escape ladder outside the building as AP was saying those words. I thought you were going to see them all descending the ladder as he was telling them they couldn't use the fire escape.

[@aarongorton1984]

lol

[@JMG_86]

A very C. Montgomery Burns style line

[@gitsurfer27]

"I'm batman" never got the laugh it deserved XD

[@jpaulc441]

I can't watch the "Do you like our owl?" scene in Blade Runner without thinking of Alan Partridge.

[@hopebgood]

OH NO! Now I'll always think of that too! Cheers mate grr/lol

[@kevshearer3245]

is this test to prove if im a replicant or a lesbian mr deckard

[@visionist7]

It's too bad she won't live

[@Alex.1739]

Homicide of a mouse

[@Rodiraskal]

Felice Graziano But then again, who does?

[@mercian9425]

There was a receptionist at my school who was exactly like Jill, I swear the headmaster was smashing.

[@a.tanner8524]

Yeah mine too. Same mannerisms and everything.

[@simonmoore2380]

“Bash your arse!” 😄

[@damienx0x]

* Bat

[@itsMrNoble]

There’s no way that the Longstanton spice museum line can actually be as funny as it is.

[@tomstuart668]

'Could go shopping'...'SCREECH'

[@fezmancomments]

Tom Stuart similar to the cut from James Bond to America’s Strongest Man. Neat. kzbin.info/www/bejne/inSblYqNftKBsLc

[@davidhammond3738]

Shoot your chuff though the door... classic.... 😂😂😂

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"Jill you're so dirty" Probably my all time favourite AP line.

[@satireisnotdead5804]

"Uuuuuurrrrrrghurhurhur, Jill you are so duuuurty."

[@mrkeogh]

"I'm Batman!"

[@nightw4tchman]

"Sexwise"

[@LannyC]

I wonder if the owl at the end was emitting a pellet! 🤣

[@QuadMochaMatti]

Full of partridge.

[@R0I3I3IE]

"Shoot your chuff through that door"

[@johnmanning5568]

I like the smooth link with the owl right at the end. Jill says “we could go shopping” and cue the owl saying “nah” !

[@splattedsplatbang5399]

Actually, you would probably call it a big tool. That deserved a much bigger laugh!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Myplop]

Absolutely 👍👍👍

[@Cougarsamurai]

That Owl at the end rocked it. Owlen Partridge - back of the net!

[@visionist7]

Cashback!

[@abbaszaidi8371]

Thriker!

[@QuadMochaMatti]

But was that truly liquid football?

[@shaunpatrick8345]

This scene put Longstanton Spice Museum on the map.

[@Lones555]

Except it doesn't exist, so it kinda didn't

[@shaunpatrick8345]

@@Lones555 it was on google maps when I wrote the comment. Some humourless editor has removed it!

[@DaGleese]

@@Lones555 If it did exist though, you know they'd be struggling to be the first search result on google amidst all the references to Alan Partridge.

[@joethered1]

​@Papa Shango it does, it's in an old red phone box 😂

[@callumboscoe8685]

Best character ever. Don’t think he’s this good on this time but no one has ever brought me so many laughs.

[@VoiceOfThe]

1997 I’m Alan Partridge (1st series) - nothing touches this. Best thing he’s ever done.

[@filmneek]

@@VoiceOfTheseries 2 was also fantastic

[@VoiceOfThe]

@@filmneek It was! The first two were amazing. I put the 1st series only because it was my introduction to the character. Both equally superb.

[@craigmarksully]

Asking for sex through a just barely opened door. The epitome of smooth. It never fails with the wife.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

We know.

[@cazzag9526]

ALL my female friends and I are very envious of your wife 😂

[@sollyolly9547]

YEAH...they can't resist it. Ahem.

[@raalotephinscorcies5382]

I learn to play from the master. "ooo you are soo diiirty".

[@MrEAus]

A few years later, David Brent in The Office said "Women... are... dirty..." -maybe he was right..!

[@alexkrycek3359]

He’s being bawdy, enjoy it.

[@sollyolly9547]

What is wrong with me...20 odd years ago when I watched this, I laughed, thinking they're "saahaad". Now...I think..."Jill's sexy"!! Oh god.

[@pringlebatch]

She does have a certain charm. And her bringing him a chocolate bar was really sweet ❤

[@QuadMochaMatti]

But she's really not. And neither is he.

[@garibaldi54]

Yeah back then (look at those ugly old people) now, I wonder if they'd fancy me.

[@bartholomewlyons]

“Norwich is our oyster”)))) ahahaaa

[@decgar07]

I'M BATMAN!

[@Jin-Ro]

He should do another series of these. Very rare indeed that you can watch a comedy series over and over again.

[@themorphexshorts8985]

“Could go shopping?” “SKWARK”

[@harryburrows2112]

Jill is a brilliant actor

[@joedent3323]

Yeah - she has cornered the market in ugly rough haggard scrubbers that dress inappropriately. She good in "Spaced". "LiL'JpD."

[@sports872]

Would like to see a cameo return

[@WillScarlet1991]

*actress

[@doone8849]

Jill is a character, not an actor

[@WillScarlet1991]

@firmamentsyndicate So you don't believe in categories of Best Actor or Best Actress?

[@simonmoore2380]

"Bash yer arse!"

[@hammbro]

I've just seen Jill on Holby City. Doesn't look any different 😂

[@2323fifi]

The plague started from a mal attended surface 😂😂😂

[@Rodiraskal]

“Your mind plays tricks” 😂

[@aquaticpears3183]

The way he hides behind the crack in the door and uses it as a breakwater

[@mmmyeah7]

I always find that a fried breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac

[@kristianTV1974]

And it was his choice!

[@dazediss6629]

The last 5 seconds of this video is perhaps the greatest editing of all time.

[@SuperZedd]

One of my favourite episodes from series 1.

[@kollusion1]

3:02 "Your a tiger... Roarrrr!" - Gareth Cheeseman.

[@cheekyegg]

Goodbye Dad. I mean Mr Crown

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Honestly, how is shopping better than an owl sanctuary? Animals are amazing.

[@MoebiusUK]

I feel it depends on what you’re shopping for. If it’s for a brand new Ferrari, I’m going to say that beats the owl sanctuary.

[@M0jibake]

Moebius pipe of Pringles and some sparkling wine will suffice

[@MoebiusUK]

@@M0jibake LMAO

[@nataliejaynexxx]

Ooooooooh. She’s nicer than my wife

[@anthonyleighton4754]

Long Stanton spice museum ....a must see...

[@martinhowser4094]

Jill does have a nice pair

[@-M0LE]

Martin Howser agreed

[@fat80832]

i’d give her a right good seeing too!

[@renhoek3851]

Fat808 me too

[@tz6414]

Ooh Jill , you have a cracking pair

[@Cougarsamurai]

Sadly I've taken my wife to 'a cracking owl sanctuary'.

[@Cougarsamurai]

@shut beak oops sorry. Xxx

[@suburbia2050]

So it worked then?

[@DaGleese]

@@suburbia2050 How couldn't it?

[@henryblack5628]

I've locked you all in so you dont get me

[@TokyoJoe703]

The only time an owl has ever been funny

[@synthesizerpatel7405]

Owls are always funny.

[@drolle3]

"Norwich is our Oyster" Hahah yaay! :D

[@cazzag9526]

To keep you out you thief. What a legend

[@BossySwan]

Ah the lovely Jill

[@euanscotland]

Fact of the day.. Jill also stared in mid morning matters..she voiced a caller in 4 episodes.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

hahaha WAY TO GO JILL! SPICEWORLD! aha. 👍👍👍

[@sports872]

What were any of the callers? Was she the one “you’re the rudith, Judith”?

[@leecroft7311]

I don't blame him, Jill's 👌🏻🔥

[@duncanledsham3279]

Definitely

[@AD-kv9kj]

You mean, um...sexwise?

[@gildasgrime7808]

Dear Lord, 4 minutes of genius

[@a.tanner8524]

I’m eating a pipe of Pringles as I watch this.

[@RargoFC19]

I’m eating a crescent of crisps with a scotch egg.

[@frannyp46]

What wonderful collective nouns! More please!

[@peterparker6669]

Fancied Julia Deakin ever since I watched Space.

[@omp199]

You want to put in the "d". Because it's "Spaced". That's the name of the sitcom. What did you think I meant?

[@angleruk3190]

Your sacked for doing this all the time tut, *tuts* see you did it again !! 😂😂😂

[@aarongorton1984]

BEST SCENE EVER BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS BIT FOR AGES NOTHING BEATS THIS CLIP

[@mrshamster4077]

An owl sanctuary would be the bestest date ever!

[@alexmousley7213]

"They've gone to....Longstanton spice museum"- had me rolling with laughter!

[@bonkeydollocks1879]

Still could resite all the words and I haven't seen it for donkeys years

[@cjtheacidjunkie4616]

"Im batman!" lol!

[@iant234]

Your listening to up with the partridge.... ahh haaa 😂😂

[@Grondiron]

When chocolate bars were proper sized.

[@visionist7]

Oh god don't get me started

[@adamkelloway3325]

Amazing Actor he is

[@deformednutsack9886]

Death by firing squad then walks of leaving Jill dumbfounded 😂😂

[@edwardianed]

That's clearly a push-lever fire door, yet it opens inwards? Doesn't Alan fear the Health and Safety Executive coming down on him like a ton of bricks? (Albeit, slowly lowered onto him with a sound joist and gin system in place and competently supervised by a Category C1 licensed professional in accordance with the Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998.)

[@andyharpist2938]

Yes. I have opened up a case on the HSE Hotline. I fear the circular staircase is marginal also.

[@francofan100]

This was first shown in 1997 though.

[@davidbarry4227]

I followed a diversion from the M11 and ended up in Longstanton recently,couldn't find the Spice museum

[@jackmonaghan8477]

3:06 - When you consider that Coogan is starring in 'Joker: Foile a Deux', that joke gets funnier.

[@craigbranno8193]

Immmm BATMAN!

[@XdjdaleyX]

We could go shopping... KWAAH!

[@8bitgamerC64]

Pure Alpha!

[@renhoek3851]

I always fancied Jill when I watched this, and my opinion has not changed one iota

[@michaelmarron8441]

Me too

[@dorkbrandon4422]

Haha haha brilliant ! I remember a holiday to florida and in Disney world buying those hand spin l.e.d message toys and programmed into it ' BASH UR ARSE' it was nighttime with all the night parades and fireworks and everywhere I walked I was spinning this thing with big red letters saying bash ur arse because I watched so much partridge that year in 2002 , my mum and stepdad didn't notice for about 2 hours until he read it and started shouting at me hahahaha

[@visionist7]

Your stepdad secretly loved it

[@archduke8199]

That’s a relief 😂

[@frankspencer6935]

You've even got it on the valance.

[@CelticSaint]

The what?

[@zippy963]

Classic Partridge!

[@napalmenema1]

That Lion bar looks double the size of what you get today

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Alan's right of course. I'd rather see owls than go shopping. Unless of course, we go shopping FOR owls.

[@keepgoing1973]

She is Mary on the radio phone ins "Are you hairy Mary?"

[@garibaldi54]

"Could go shopping" - (Owls).

[@aarongorton1984]

IM BATMANNN AND START THE CAR LYNN rofl too funny

[@burningdaylights]

Jill, you know your onions!

[@shughy1]

A peak performance there, such a classic bit of British comedy

[@gazriley624]

Quote from clip

[@tentringer4065]

Recognition of quote from clip followed by mildly amusing quip.

[@Totalavulsion]

I just gave it a thumbs up whereby I acknowledged the direct quote from the clip

[@TimboTbagz]

Overly angry complaint that you couldn't even get the quote right

[@humann5682]

Keeps the thing going by doing an additional unrelated quote from the clip.

[@MrA71717]

Irrelevant comment regarding true meaning of the quote from clip

[@noname1st139]

"Oh Jill you are so dirty, 'snarl'"

[@placidrenegade]

That's a relief! My mind plays tricks! Loool

[@bigjaffa02]

2:53 i spy a camera poking in from the right

[@fegstachops6746]

Yes I saw it , lol

[@TonyEnglandUK]

It happened quite regularly on Alan's show, when he's talking to Michael and comments on Michael's accent, the camera appears on the left.

[@mrshamster4077]

Your mind plays tricks 😄

[@imamoronand9199]

got a pre-roll advert toblerone on this video. these pushers!!

[@jtpinnyc]

Jill gives me a semi every time I watch this

[@cacambo589]

In a leafy suburb?

[@aarongorton1984]

lies

[@nightw4tchman]

Jeez, she must be loaded.

[@humann5682]

Is she nicer than your wife?

[@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261]

jnyc you are so dirty

[@tomdavies6368]

"I'm being light hearted. Shoot your chuff through that door"

[@andymerrett]

Just realised a very young Bulent is/was one of Alan's staff. :)

[@user-ou6nl8np4x]

"See you did it again" 😂😂😂😂

[@Mark-nz9ek]

Yeh classic, we could go shopping, cuts to owl whoooo