Aperture Desk Job (Full Game)

Cave Johnson is back in Aperture Desk Job. Basically Portal 3, not really but I would love it to be
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[@oligb1469]

Portal 1 ending: I live b*tch Portal 2 ending: leave please just leave aperture desk job ending: 🗿🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

[@gabriellaburke6915]

OMG I didn't think this was going to be this funny XD

[@stephencheek8863]

OMG I didn't think this was going to be this funny XD

[@jd_kreeper2799]

OMG I didn't think this was going to be this funny XD

[@oligb1469]

@Your Local Rat Some cheese for you king🧀

[@PureWar58073]

OMG I didn't think this was going to be this funny XD

[@rhythm9588]

That blinking light found on Cave’s portrait is actually morse code for, “You’re fired.”

[@galaxycat9966]

Oh my god, what a legend.

[@madisonmitchell2850]

I think it’s also the light that we see it in the end that he says he’s been calling for help

[@Stina85]

Lmao. I came to the comments to see if anyone noticed. 😂👏👏👏👏

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

Heh

[@R0s3.R3d]

Thank you! I was wondering!

[@mistamemewide]

Fun Fact: J.K Simmons is a trained Baritone, so that ending song (titled “Requiem Ad Immortali”) was entirely sung by him. What can that man not do.

[@crynosinso8324]

Unfortunately not live forever. He isn't dead as of this comment, but if legends like Stan Lee can be taken out of this mortal realm, unfortunately so can J.K.

[@Ringohulk777]

Conduct jazz

[@Blue_N0va]

He also plays a giant pig baby in Infinity Train Book 4

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

@@crynosinso8324 that was sweet and very saddening out of no where

[@chelmirthehero9075]

Well, he can't get pictures of Spider-Man

[@mundanehatred]

"I thought you were just two lunatics who dragged a toilet up here" fucking killed me

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Killed him too. For a while, at least.

[@michaeltalpas]

I love the mantis civilization. It's a nod to Portal 2, where Cave Johnson mentions that the volunteers are going to be injected with mantis DNA, and then immediately after says they will be armed to help put down a mantis man uprising. Looks like after that experiment failed, they decided to try injecting human DNA into mantises. I love it.

[@drakesword5214]

sounds like something they'll do

[@NIceGAl-sr5fj]

I like how a company called MANTIS CO is shown.meaning there is a RED&BLU team in the mantis civilization

[@tome_1701]

Yeah I figured that out the second time the mantis civilisation, i remembered what Cave said

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

No jinx or anything but I’m happy to see a genuine comment with real replies

[@michaeltalpas]

@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 glad I could help make your day a little better.

[@isitlauren]

*"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news."* -Cave Johnson during Portal 2 I think the praying mantis were actually test subjects. Love the easter eggs. Kinda cool how they built there own society :D.

[@klassyraccoonyt]

@@enjel1147 get a life

[@dragonfell5078]

@@enjel1147 maidenless

[@b1urss]

jacksepticeye sucks my content is way better

[@magmapixel8627]

@@enjel1147 no bitches?

[@imdrum6881]

AYO great callback

[@dragolectron9351]

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - cave johnson

[@derpyderp8559]

Hell yeah baby

[@Nocreabo215]

He says what we're all thinking!

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

Burn life’s house down!

[@X1Vampi1X]

One of my favorite quotes from portal 2

[@mybagisfull]

"yeah! YEAH!! B-...BURN THEIR HOUSE WITH LEMONS oo I like this guy" -GLaDOs

[@TwiliPaladin]

29:31 it takes place in an entirely different timeline. When Portal 2’s Perpetual Testing Initiative launched, we got a bunch of new voice lines from Cave Johnson introducing us to the multiverse. One of the different universes/timelines revealed was one where Cave had lived long enough to be put into a computer.

[@rockycuro7737]

I don't think it's the same thing here. Nothing implies this is a different universe

[@sigma2653]

@@rockycuro7737 I think it is, because remember one of Cave's lines was and I'm totally paraphrasing here "If I don't live long enough to be put in a computer I want Caroline to take my place" And GlaDos is Caroline, technically

[@duhrealeyethree]

I disagree, in the petl that cave mentions a "stadium sized computer", but in the game it's a relativity big head that can fit in a room

[@nathanbrinkerhoff5886]

@@rockycuro7737 Just because nothing is implied, doesn't mean it's not.

[@nathanbrinkerhoff5886]

@@duhrealeyethree Remember computers back in the day filled whole rooms and were only just as powerful as your phone.

[@NWolfsson]

Seán: I dunno why [Cave Johnson] would like a toilet that shoots. Me: The man created spatial portal technology by failing to make a *shower curtain,* I'd say he's partial to this idea.

[@MilTheBee]

Wat

[@silverstone9836]

@@MilTheBee i think he was making a theory on if Cave is the one making the Turrets sing, when Chell leaves

[@deadlifeseries4161]

@@silverstone9836 dounbt it, he's already very dead by the time the first game happens

[@smokedcaramel3818]

@@deadlifeseries4161 Valve doesn't know if it's cannon or not cannon so... eh?

[@deadlifeseries4161]

@@smokedcaramel3818 Well he says in his recording in portal 2 to pour his mind into a computer, and to do it with Caroline if he dies before they manage to do it. We know that GLaDOS contains or at least contained the mind and memories of Caroline, so it's pretty safe to say that Cave is dead, at least in the universe where portal 2 takes place.

[@callmelunaVEVO]

Just gonna echo what many have said before: It says a lot when Valve puts more heart into a 30-minute tech demo than most AAA games have these days.

[@parizer9394]

Its not in the heart its because they work from fucking home

[@kickmasterbengarton7577]

F🤬CK OFF BOTS!!!

[@Nick_E_ling]

I do agree with you there but if you look at the state of tf2 then they dont give a rat's ass about it, and they've stopped communicating with the community which sucks but yeah. When valve feels like it they put an immense amount of effort in

[@thephony1651]

Jack, the bots are here if you want to ban them

[@jackolantern5183]

@@thephony1651 did you just try to notify jack in a reply section

[@alexs6746]

I love how the mantis society wasn’t just comic relief but actually ended up becoming part of the story as their power source powers cave

[@thenoisytown]

grady’s voice is so satisfying to listen to, his voice actor is incredible

[@WillboeBagins]

He has podcast called nateland, its amazing :D

[@avaius]

yeah I found the podcast because of this game. Been loving it so far, I'm now a fan!

[@RottenHaligtree]

nate bargatze is an incredible comedian

[@soaphope3398]

I’m attracted to his voice

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@jrstepos]

something dark that some people don’t realize is that the beeping shown at the beginning (and technically the end when you’re sent to the menu) is literally cave johnson trying to alert people outside of the office, but the waiting room had been abandoned and lost by then. spooky and definitely foreshadowing. LOVE TO SEE IT!!

[@wayne3568]

Went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that

[@MinotaurNinja]

It looks like it's doing morse code for S-O-S too. Edit: A couple people have pointed out that it doesn't really look like morse code for S-O-S. After a closer watch, I am inclined to agree with them. What it would actually be, I'm not sure. Heck, it might not be morse code at all!

[@chocolatewithnutzz]

@@enjel1147 - Touch grass.

[@FinalThunder228]

@@enjel1147 you literally said in another vid about the bots, are here you are.

[@inkchild4115]

@@enjel1147 ah yes insulting another person's dead father will definitely make people wanna watch your content, pathetic

[@rithrius5384]

I love how Grady has this "18 year old fast-food restaurant manager" voice.

[@Josbird]

He's adorable

[@RagnarEgg]

It’s comedian Nate Bargatze

[@RagnarEgg]

Oh I guess it says in the video lol

[@undercover_idiot]

I love the voice

[@grimmpotat6911]

@Miles Doyle ligma balls

[@aspookyladmusic4954]

2:19 the robots doing the "which of these has a stoplight" test in the machine learning room is so damn funny.

[@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118]

Fitting because of how ridiculous the captcha test is these days.

[@abbaszaffarkhan1872]

I love how they tied the main plot and the mantis civilisation gag together by making Cave land next to their infinite energy source after wanting to die, so clever and dark

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

J. K. Simmons is just an absolute legend, from J. Jonah Jameson , Omni Man to Cave Johnson

[@frequencyy]

@@enjel1147 Scientists are trying hard to find out who asked Edit: and they are failing miserably

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

Nice fact (ugh to the fucking bots). I need to keep it in mind

[@2005sam]

Actually, its Jameson THEN Cave Johnson THEN Omni-Man. Portal 2 came before Invincible.

[@claudvria]

I knew he sounded like j jonah jameson

[@prehistorichero2755]

Agree.

[@X-SPONGED]

Caroline and Her Turrets: *_*sings a beautiful italian opera song about a mother's love for her child as you're leaving Aperture Science forever*_* Cave Johnson and His Turrets: 28:10 _"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa~"_

[@XanderBit]

My life be AaAAAaaaAAAA

[@noahdavis7406]

Cave's turrets are clearly primitive and would likely be the basis for Caroline's

[@timhughes4634]

Didn't Caroline get deleted at the end of portal 2 tho? That was all glados I think

[@Thrumblefan34562]

@@timhughes4634She faked deleting Caroline

[@maxwilson7001]

I’ve never heard this before. How do you know?

[@DeadlyKitten19]

The comedy in portal games never fails to make me laugh i so desperately want a 3rd one but if this is all we’ll get i think i’ll be ok with that

[@DestielShipper132]

There is portal stories Mel

[@BrainFreeze4]

@@DestielShipper132 it’s not made by valve tho, it’s fan-made

[@AuroraIceFlame]

I could see them making portal 3 for chell or maybe the co op robots figuring out Cave Johnson was “alive” the whole time and either try to put him back in charge or end his misery

[@Bugplanet8840]

@@BrainFreeze4a very well made fan game. Anyway it’s the thought that counts

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@apparition_83]

This game feels like a 3D ride that you would go on at like Universal or Disney.

[@Heavym_Etal]

omg the amount of money I would pay for a portal themed ride like this

[@Bunyandfriends]

PORTAL THEME PARK

[@OmniPieTV]

Wait you're right... I actually sit in my desk more than most desk jobs

[@xx_destroyer_xx7618]

Bruh the amount of bots is just sad

[@kickmasterbengarton7577]

F🤬CK OFF BOTS!!!

[@globe7640]

When's youtube actually gonna do something about these bots?

[@notsteve]

@@globe7640 never because KZbin doesn’t care

[@DeletedExpiration]

lmao

[@GregJonson]

"The important thing is to have fun... on your own time, before you come in." I've known this character for less than a minute but what a legend. D:

[@Sami597-_-]

@@Instabruh.User.. Y'all bots Foul😭😭

[@rowdeemunkee]

Even if you dont play portal 2, gotta look up his lines

[@MyNameIsRow01]

@@rowdeemunkee he's not talking about Cave Johnson, he's talking about Grady

[@tumdslaka1662]

@@Instabruh.User.. what the fuck?

[@X-SPONGED]

"What if it was a skeleton hand? Like what is he trying to say? Is he human inside? Is there a skeleton trapped in him???" 16:45 **Matpat's Companion Cube Theory Intensifies**

[@malteasermidnight7200]

oh my god i didn't even think of that haha! clever

[@trixiebewitched]

Giving me made in abyss vibes with humans in boxes shit.

[@uno_revers]

I was literally about to comment that

[@SolidSapphire1018]

OMG I know the guy who voices Grady!! He's a standup comedian, and I LOVE his humor and delivery. So glad he got to be part of something like this!

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@TuckerFuckerr]

"I can't talk over the sound of you shooting me." Cave always has the best lines

[@coldnslick]

@@Instabruh.User.. no it’s not.

[@icyblue1409]

@@coldnslick its a bot. When you see them, don't reply, just report them

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

True. Cave Johnson is our inner voice. I always channel him

[@frozarburst6350]

This game to me embodies Valve. They're always testing, trying to innovate but they hardly ever release whatever they're finishing, even if what they're completing is awesome like a toilet turret

[@mb2001]

Also they keep telling each other to "bring your desk".

[@mistamemewide]

Honestly its kinda both the Tragedy and Beauty of Valve.

[@joshstraub6972]

true

[@millo7295]

The hand physics I think are worth the effort in the demos Portal3 In space With Gordon Freeman And Wheatley (again)

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

E.

[@lexifeldmann5353]

J.K Simmons has such a distinctive voice that even as simply a voice actor role, you know its him from one sentence!

[@WorldWeave]

I want a spin-off game purely about the mantises

[@Olivia-mh8wq]

I know, right? I was way more invested in the mantis society than anything else.

[@thatonerotom8999]

They’re gonna have a bigger role if portal 3 comes out

[@chilichief]

it wont valve cant count to 3@@thatonerotom8999

[@cooper7792]

Jack - “Picture your young” Me - “okay, so around 15 got it” Jack - “and your tired of working a 9 to 5” Me - “oh I’m 20”

[@cooper7792]

@@enjel1147 what

[@theprocat719]

@@cooper7792 its a bot ignore it or report it

[@kellisuzuki8889]

tbh tired of 9 to 5 sounds like late 20s to me lol, a few years after college

[@jameswent48]

Thanks captain obvious

[@Glacier_6.7]

@@kellisuzuki8889 I work a 2:30pm-11pm lol at 18 😂

[@Wraith2160]

I love how the machine learning section at 2:18 is about solving 'I am not robot' captcha

[@EnclaveRemnantFanboy-118]

That's a good one, especially considering how the captcha is kinda stupid anyway since some machines can actually solve it. But I guess that's why they did that as a joke.

[@silverhand861]

I love how fast Sean starts vibing with Grady. Such a sociable fella

[@stetson_newsie2600]

I unironically love this core. I'm okay with getting into trouble, I just want to build turrets with this dude.

[@alial3437]

Whatever you like, *Charlie*

[@stetson_newsie2600]

​@@alial3437😂

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@stetson_newsie2600]

@@mashhoudsheikh4208 I had no idea! Thank you!

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

"Why would Cave Johnson need a toilet that shoots?" This IS Aperture Science, boss. I'm pretty sure a toilet with a mounted division isn't anywhere near their most bizarre creations they have.

[@moltenamber85]

Science isn’t about “Why” it’s about “Why not”!

[@God-uv4nq]

@@Instabruh.User.. ratio'd by god

[@guilhermeknak9687]

Aperture Science, we do what we must, because we can

[@wyvron6146]

@@guilhermeknak9687 that’s exactly what I was thinking in my head while reading this lol

[@isitlauren]

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news." -Cave during Portal 2

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

Does that mean in the extended portal universe cave Johnson is still alive? Man I wish Valve made more games in their universe. The writing is always generally really tight

[@forcesinbalance5685]

I dream of a crossover between Portal and Half-Life, with a sequence where you play as Dog...with a Cave Johnson sphere mounted on his back, operating a turret. :D

[@haise.0]

I honestly wonder if that was foreshadowing to Animal King..

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@forcesinbalance5685 That would be awesome.

[@shirufox]

yup, he's just existing in an extremely advanced computer, now somewhere deep in the facility. Since that was basically the main point of desk jobs I'm assuming it'll come into play in Portal 3 (assuming it ever releases lol)

[@emeraldwitch4817]

I actually think that at the end of the song with the turrets, the Cave head powered down, so I think he's actually dead.

[@OmDahake]

The voice acting, theme, graphics and the gameplay are just something new and interesting Valve really focuses on everything they make and put their heart and soul into it

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@GeorgeCowsert]

It's tiny stuff like this that gives me hope of Valve coming back into the game development industry in full. They clearly still have the talent and passion, but it feels like they're reclusive and secretive/

[@foor]

Hey, Jack, just a heads up In portal 2 there was mention of people being turned into mantises as a result of experiments. Those, I am assuming are the mantises shown in between the segments.

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6825]

That's funny that value did that

[@bighsigh3586]

Wasnt it something ablut mixing human and mantis DNA? i was thinking these might be some mantises that escaped that experiment!

[@foor]

@@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6825 yeah, I love Valve for the attention to detail, and the fact that everything connects so perfectly between the games

[@foor]

@@bighsigh3586 Hmm, I think after that Cave said that a new test was to fight mutant mantises or smth like that, but you could be right lol. Been a while since I last played Portal 2

[@bighsigh3586]

@@foor Im doing alk this from memory too so im not saying im right but from what i remember there was an experiemnt mentioned first about mixing human and mantis DNA. Then a while later we hear people get paid for killing human mantis crosbreeds. So i assumed that was like, meant to mean that the first experiment didnt pan out well lol

[@SuzdalPanic]

God, that moment at 27:12 is so good? Valve managed to make a one-eyed robot recognizably WINK. That's a feat.

[@Vonias]

It really is, glad someone else noticed that 'cause that's insane.

[@jockeyfield1954]

bruh, valve can do like anything

[@DirectorTaffy]

I was about to comment that, it’s great 🤌

[@maks_____]

I'm so glad someone else noticed

[@ali32bit42]

its the rotation motion. your brain puts the two togheter when somebody turns their head slightly then closes an eye. it does not matter if the face has only one eye

[@calebs4755]

Aperture desk job is proof enough that valve knows how to write characters still, half life alyx was very fun and clearly showed off that valve knows how to make games still. Hopefully they get back to making new games again soon because I really miss these

[@user-xh8df9oz4y]

Same, especially after that huge cliffhanger in Half Life Alyx. I sincerely hope Valve goes back to their roots soon.

[@plexyglass429]

A cute little detail, the microphones, vents headphone jack and volume buttons on the desk also line up with the steamdeck perfectly, something i never noticed till I held it

[@gordonmiiman3759]

Grady is in a 30 minute game but has so much character and iconic moments that the duo cores with GLaDOS and Wheatley has in my opinion become a trilogy with Grady being in a rightful place

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look at peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 I want everyone to spread peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) 💕💕

[@hazmatape9959]

The voice is done by Nate Bargatze. Great comedian!

[@nixipixi8945]

@@hazmatape9959 yes!! I had to look it up to make sure. It was the first thing I noticed. Dude, I love Nate Bargatze. He's fkn hilarious!

[@fnkyboi6912]

@@Instabruh.User.. yeah you better get some bitches

[@Wolffman109]

That's Valve for you. They make you love EVERYTHING.

[@SnaksiXD]

This game fits in with the multiverse system that was established when the Portal Level Creator for Portal 2 was released. As a way to cut costs, during the time before his illness stuck, Cave Johnson (Cave Prime, the one that died and was replaced with GladOS) had his scientists open rifts to the multiverse, each with their own Caves and Aperture Sciences in order to steal test chambers they designed but got built in alternate universes with alternate universe resources. It's not a farfetched theory that Cave Prime sent the faulty toilet to Desk Job Aperture or had one sabotaged so that one thing could lead to another and that they could eventually steal the turret we know and love today.

[@iCore7Gaming]

@Don't read my profile photo k

[@nicreven]

neat!

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look at peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 I want everyone to spread peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) 💕💕

[@BassBanj0]

I guess but this game takes place in the same one as Portal and Portal 2 The cave Johnson being in a head is a previously scrapped idea from the cancelled game F-Stop where cave was supposed to be found at the bottom of aparature in a cube

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

So it's basically Rick and Morty

[@midnacine]

Ugh I love the Portal games so much. I agree with Sean, I really hope we get another one in the future but I know that's unlikely. But even just this little demo game is making me want to go back and play the games for the, what... eighth or ninth time? They both just have so much replay value and it's been nearly 11 years since Portal 2 was released.

[@krimznkomet4890]

It’s interesting to see that even though this isn’t a portal game, it still drags out the lore like how it seems that cave johnson has been alive the whole time, as a metal thing and the turrets came the idea of a toilet with a tank of bullets. The silly ness makes it make sense too.

[@AngelTheProxy13]

"Why would Cave Johnson need a toilet that shoots?" Well, he's the man who made exploding lemons...

[@monotromatic2951]

Correction wanted to make them

[@somerandompenguin192]

@@Instabruh.User.. this is why god demoted you to a twitter or Instagram user , and he refused to open the doors for you only because you have one video and think one video is very good you might retire in 1 day then, start working the next day

[@God-uv4nq]

@@somerandompenguin192 Exactly!

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

And somehow made a sarcastic AI with suspected depression

[@Gh0stWolf]

I absolutely love that J.K. Simmons came back to reprise his role as Cave Johnson. Also, toilet turret is kind of genius. Think of it, when are you at your most vulnerable aside from when you're asleep? When you're on the shitter.

[@airalainhedgehog5146]

And that is also the reason why dogs look at us when we take them out. They’re vulnerable (just like us when we are pinching a loaf)

[@gabe-we8hz]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@masterpig5s]

The micro or mini stories that surround this one facility and like 3 time periods. Brilliant. Lore is nice and not too vast. Just tightly weaved.

[@reneelatendre5541]

20:00 “ AAAAAA I’m being shot by washing machines and toasters” jacksepticeye 2022

[@frozarburst6350]

I know they say it ain't a Portal 3, but I like that they went the extra mile and gave us another look at Cave Johnson and add more lore to the Half Life Universe. There's no telling how long Cave's been in a computer stuck in a giant head but it's honestly pretty chilling, hilarious, and sweet in a way since we finally get to finish his story and he's hyped to move on. He's definitely NOT a genius, but you can appreciate his enthusiasm

[@shirufox]

actually there is telling - he said he got put in there 4 years ago himself

[@oblongdude5312]

@@shirufox yeah but I think they mean in the pit as a giant head

[@Dr.Meme-Man]

@@oblongdude5312 yeah, he’s pretty much stuck there till either his computer goes caput, or GlaDos finds him. Heck, if she does find him, maybe she can give him a robot body.

[@oblongdude5312]

@@Dr.Meme-Man I swear if in portal 3 cave I'm going to lose it if he becomes a giant robot that you have to fight

[@evelynnart37]

@@Dr.Meme-Man personal headcanon: cave Johnson = animal king turret......

[@hypnotunez]

Really enjoyed jacks other portal playthroughs so it’s nice to see him play this one!

[@rebishroom5262]

What are these replies lol

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[@MilTheBee]

22:07 they could’ve trolled us so badly by making it look like GLaDOS when the lights were off

[@crispywaffl3s]

As soon as I heard Nate Bargatze one of my favorite comedians voices I knew this was gonna be a good game. Though it’s a Valve game so it’s always gonna be good.

[@casuallegostepper1489]

Jack: "You can't get shot by what's not alive" All the appliances: "Observe"

[@millo7295]

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[@elix1133]

That little robot guy has such a good voice. The little southern twang that comes in is so awesome. Turns out he's from Nashville so my ears are pretty good at telling regional accents in the south.

[@truaxtravis]

His name is Nate Bargatze he is a hilarious comedian

[@elix1133]

@@truaxtravis yeah I'm going to go watch some of his work now :)

[@britishrailclass4767]

Grady?

[@SuperBootsthedog]

29:41 it’s a different universe

[@papercutsrock2403]

The mantis joke is easily my favorite bit in the whole portal series

[@scarabdust]

One thing I appreciate about this game is that it gave Cave Johnson a proper ending. Unlike in Portal 2 where it's ambiguously implied that maybe he died or something, it's nice to see what actually happened to him. A big-headed guy who got turned into a big head, lol.

[@juno1752]

I love how different this is from the Aperture we see in the mainline Portal games. Instead of Cave dying, Caroline becoming GLaDOS and Chell destroying the place not once but twice after being taunted with cake, we have Cave surviving (becoming the Computer Executive Officer instead of GLaDOS), the company never rebranding from its 80’s aesthetic, the company still being in business (seeing as both “Charlie” and the Warden appear to be there of their free will), Grady (who speaks with a Southern accent like the one Wheatley was “beyond [GLaDOS’] range of hearing”) being the creator of the Turrets, and we’re taunted with a pudding. The folks at Valve have some serious attention to detail.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

or... get this... the game takes place in the 80s!! :O I know it's very hard to believe, but if you stretch your imagination hard enough, you just might be able to realise that games made in the present can take place in the past

[@juno1752]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan I say that only because Cave says it’s been years since anybody’s come upstairs and Grady claims it’s been years since anyone’s seen Cave. Cool your jets champ.

[@selinnazsur2328]

@@juno1752 fr lmao I really do think this is an alternate universe, it may be based on a scrapped idea for the main games but it contradicts the main game's story/timeline. Btw isn't the orange logo the one from the 70s? I think this Aperture may have invented Personality Cores earlier than the main universe Aperture, and Charlie and Grady actually live in the past. Personally if Portal 3 ever comes out I'd want some closure for my boy Wheatley but if they decide to make it take place in a universe that is different from the first two games that'd also be fun.

[@radicallybean]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan there’s literal proof that these games do not take place in the 80s lmfao maybe you’re the one that needs to “stretch your imagination” a bit.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@radicallybean I was talking about this game. I know Portal and Portal 2 take place after Half-Life, I'm not that much of an idiot

[@HollyBenedict]

its so fitting that portal has always been used as a testing ground for valve.

[@tweeleaf]

i love how much this looks like a high effort indie game. Valve really nailed it.

[@Stick_and_stone]

13:14 it killed me when you could hear the recording back, 10/10 funniest shit since turning yourself into a pickle.

[@LynnMakesArt]

The toilets singing at the end reminds me of the end of Portal 2 when all the turrets sing their song, and it makes me wonder: Was that Cave Johnson singing to Chell? Was that him controlling those turrets as she leaves?

[@MillyKKitty]

I think at the time that was Glados/Caroline, since they did drop the whole "Cave Johnson in a cube" scene concept entirely back then

[@allen46373]

Desk job isnt canon

[@bluelfsuma]

@@allen46373 Really? :(

[@Chicagocanine]

It was GLaDOS singing with the turrets at the end of Portal 2.

[@KokosHraje]

@@bluelfsuma It is kinda canon. You see, this was one of the universes from the multiverse in portal 2. I think that its fully canon in other universe but not in our portal 1/2 universe.

[@theawsomecheese9714]

13:19 Jack is now known as *”SQUANCH.”*

[@chriscarter4563]

That guy has the perfect southern accent. So subtle, it’s almost unrecognizable unless you’re from the south. I absolutely love it

[@CCNYSTLNWCEO]

Apparently Aperture Desk Job is an alternate timeline where Cave Johnson lived long enough to have his conscience put into a computer, unlike the Portal games where he died and Caroline took his place.

[@alveloss7880]

Where did you see this?

[@alveloss7880]

Oh wait nvm there he is

[@kaylawoodbury2308]

@JackieJolie Did you not watch his video on bots? Just report them and move on

[@jackiejolie2748]

@@kaylawoodbury2308 I didn't

[@BassBanj0]

It's not an alternative timeline though, it's cannon The idea is from the cancelled portal game called F-Stop where cave was supposed to have been found at the bottom of Aperture with his consciousness in a cube I wouldn't be surprised if this is hinting somewhat to a new portal, I mean you can see at the end how there is still a light on caves head, he is clearly still alive and being powered by that power source made by the Mantises

[@Zorgot.]

I love how in the description of the game on the Steam page, it says in bold " *NOT PORTAL 3!* " They know that we really want Portal 3 damn it (also Half-Life 3 but I'm not really a Half-Life guy.. sorry for betraying y'all like this, I just really love Portal lmao)

[@birdlythebirdkid5208]

Na, I'm with you there. Never really got into Half-Life.

[@yazanyaseen10]

Me neither

[@frostery1483]

They are playing with our feelings

[@avalonaura4076]

As per usual, Aperture's sound design is top-notch. You could create a playlist of nothing but their sfx files and I would listen to it over and over again and try to match it up with the source.

[@BlueRoseJelly]

the voice acting was so good in this!!! actually felt like they were talking to me rather than reading lines :)

[@mashhoudsheikh4208]

Nate Bargatze, please watch his standup he is currently underrated af. He deserves so much more credit. Awesome stand up comedian as well. Look him up.

[@sungalaxia]

I like how in the initial elevator sequence downward you see a kid's playground area, and immediately underneath it, weapon's storage. Nice touch, Valve.

[@BassBanj0]

Weapon storage that looks identical to the ones found in HL2 So it seems Aperture were the ones that supplied them originally

[@ConfusionCrew]

also of note but a lot more subtle is the repulsion gel pipe directly above the exit of a slide in the daycare, with the fencing on that part of the wall being bent out of shape, implying a kid slid down, bounced on the gel, and flew into it or over it lol

[@somegenericprotogen1095]

This is surprising, valve CAN count to three reliably. After an absurd amount of time of course

[@sploops9302]

@SoundyFoodistMan 👑 What. The. Heck.

[@TrueHey]

This isn't actually portal 3, it's basically a prequel except it doesn't have portal-like gameplay Another funny thing is that I believe it has a disclaimer in the description saying something along the lines of "this is not portal 3" I could be a little off

[@somegenericprotogen1095]

@@TrueHey fair point

[@lnhp5592]

these bots are getting worse by the minute. Protogens are good though!

[@FireBladesGameing]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MightyEFX]

to be fair valve did manage to make a well written good graphics and good vr game run beautiful and good games on a portable device, that is not limited to its companies products

[@terrasque559]

16:55 this is probably a reference to in the og portal glados kind of looked like a upside down body hanging from the celing.

[@nicholasgallega7485]

"How did they find out about our turret?" hmmm, wow, it's not like you stole a bunch of their appliances and then shot them with the turret

[@DavidRay39]

So glad J.K. Simmons came back as Cave Johnson. No one but him could do that awesome character!

[@TheParadoxG]

I like the Morse code in the background of the title screen. Just a constant SOS. I wonder if the implication is that Cave has just been sending the signal for four years and no one bothered to check after he killed a bunch of people.

[@RipVanWinkleWinkle]

27:24 witness protection for what? nobody was convicted of anything!

[@potassium_]

You seem like someone who knows something about something and can tie their shoes.

[@maks_____]

Man, this reminded me just how much I miss portal. Portal 3 is my dream game, that reveal would genuinely give me a heart attack at this point.

[@graydavid5188]

And then you don't get to play it. Lol

[@bedrockanarchyrealm2762]

I'd check out portal reloaded if I were you, on steam. It adds another mechanic to the game and gives you more chambers to complete.

[@maks_____]

@@graydavid5188 I'll make sure to survive lmao

[@maks_____]

@@bedrockanarchyrealm2762 I have!! It's fucking awesome

[@ahmetkarakaya6103]

I never played Portal or Half Life but this video made me feel like maybe I should.

[@hiddendesire3076]

29:33 I am quite positive the ending is after Glados was put in charge, but before the events of Portal 1. Also yes, this means even during the events of Half Life 2 Ep 1 & 2 and even up to Half Life Alyx’s ending so far, Cave Johnson is “alive”.

[@alveloss7880]

Actually, this is most likely an alternate timeline or universe, since in the original Glados lacks emotion, while in this Cave Johnson just has his normal one. She would have to go in first if his technology is more advanced.

[@hiddendesire3076]

@@alveloss7880 Not necessarily. He had her go first and they couldn’t fit all of her personality into one piece, resulting in the cores attached to her. He demanded one computer and got it. But what I mean is I also believe her whole “going mad and flooding the enrichment center” occurs later on in the timeline. That the toilet turret gets it drastically needed redesign, things start looking up for Aperture, and then she snaps.

[@BassBanj0]

@@alveloss7880 it's not though It's in the canon timeline It's taken from the cancelled portal f-stop where Cave was going to be found in a cube at the bottom of Aperture He's most likely still down there in portal 2

[@laughattack308]

@@BassBanj0 According to Erik Wolpaw, he sees these types of games and tech demos as non-canon projects

[@whitejester]

@@alveloss7880 I think the scientists learned *not* to make GLaDOS fully aware of herself and emotionally numb her so Caroline *wouldnt* start killing people. Until they realised they needed more cores, pretty sure the Rattman comic has him put his hand into one of those cores themselves. So it still can check out.

[@rainbowgirl_k]

16:09 - Gyroscopic Controls Greeks be like: Is this edible? I'm down for a gyro rn. 😌

[@fan354]

11:05 reminds me of that gif of the employee or customer or whoever knocking the shelves down by accident and it was a domino effect.

[@jackdog06]

I love that the steam page literally has to specify “this is not portal 3”

[@mb2001]

Which I appreciate.

[@InsidiousClouds]

I really liked this, it adds a TON to portal lore, but it being such a short experience, it does wonders to show what the steam deck can do. It's a fantastic tutorial game, and is just as charming as the other games.

[@jerrbear5958]

Sadly this doesn't take place in the Portal/Half-Life universe

[@InsidiousClouds]

@jerrbear unfortunate. It still is a great tech demo though

[@rkvkydqf]

Now we know that Aperture had some actual products mass-produced, Cave might have been digitized in secret long before GLaDOS, and turrets could have been inspired by a broken toilet.

[@HarperChisari]

I love the fire with the blade runner at 18:08 music lol

[@TheAdvertisement]

Between Bowser's Fury and Aperture Desk Job, these tech demos are crazy. I'm so excited to see the direction Valve goes with this, hopefully more Portal stuff!

[@yeetsus5449]

That whole monologue Sean had at the beginning was really close to home even though it was supposed to be a joke cause I legit had a small breakdown on WTF I'm doing with my work life and how I don't wanna waste away in a job I hate.

[@halo_ohnoVODS]

Games with goofy commentary like this one (with Grady talking about the tattoo and stuff) will always be the best in my eyes

[@TheThird1977]

J.K. Simmons has such a distinctive voice, you knew it was him as Cave Johnson straight away.

[@LuciditySleeping]

I thought this was actually portal 3 and we finally made it to the perfect timeline and I almost cried when I found out it wasnt

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

On one hand, I think that Cave still being alive cheapens the overall impact of his death, but on the other, it opens up the possibility of GLaDOS finding out about and meeting him.

[@supergamemaster2279]

That's hardly being "Alive". Plus he was begging for death by the time the player meets him, so it's an even more pathetic end than dying from moon dust.

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

@@supergamemaster2279 I disagree, because the main tragedy of Cave's death is that it ends with Caroline being forced into GLaDOS against her will. I do, however, recognise that Desk Job takes place in an alternate Aperture.

[@SnekOil]

It takes place in a parallel universe

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@Jackson-ub1uv Apparently it takes place in a separate universe.

[@BeeTheBee]

@@TheAdvertisement they said that in the last sentence...

[@madster01]

Valve gives new games but doesn’t call them “Third”! They sure stick to the memes and give us new breathtaking games at the same time 🔥

[@lizord0]

Jack has to play black mesa

[@pickedceasar1216]

Hey at least we know they'll probably make a Gmod 2

[@pickedceasar1216]

Also mostly convinced that this game and HL Alyx are tests for sequels to their main series. But more than likely just tech demos themed around their most beloved franchises, and like I said before we'll more than likely get another Gmod based on the engine that they used

[@Africanboahh]

Valve or rockstar??????

[@coolguy-jk7rf]

@@Africanboahh Valve, rockstar dosen't care about art, they only care about money

[@MotoCat91]

If you want more JK Simmons I can highly recommend the TV show Counterpart - he absolutely nails it in that show

[@darkdankz]

Nate is one of my favorite comedians but somehow I couldn’t tell that was his voice.

[@gavin0703]

Wait hang on, that literally means that every time that red light turns on, that’s Cave trying to get someone’s attention. That’s great attention to detail. Imagine there’s a portal 2 update that makes that light buzz every so often now…

[@cobalt_ink6114]

It’s Morse code for “you’re fired”

[@shartbearer]

@@cobalt_ink6114 it's Morse code for OHM or OHTT actually. Not "you're fired"

[@cobalt_ink6114]

@@shartbearer it was a joke lol

[@wyattargot6587]

Anyone else notice what seems like Morse code on Cave Johnsons portrait at 30:33? I think its o-h-t-t after looking up a more code guide but I could be wrong (also got no clue what ohtt is)

[@feritye767]

imagine how cool it would've been if this was an actual portal game, and the stuff in this was spread out across the game

[@resetti2040]

The Portal games are one of those games you'd wish you could experience all over again. It's sad that one day, people won't talk about it anymore.

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look at peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 I want everyone to spread peace (● ´ω ｀ ●) 💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) 💕💕

[@mcordery1857]

When cave said "you're both fired" I felt that

[@kickmasterbengarton7577]

F🤬CK OFF BOTS!!!

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

Fun fact, J.K. Simmons actually sung the baritone parts of the end credits song, which is just really cool. Even cooler, he sight read them. Guy's nuts lmao.

[@d3str0i3r]

the lesson valve needs to learn is "don't let perfect be the enemy of getting it done"

[@bearded_snorlax]

JK Simmons delivery of the "So shoot the metal" line is so fucking funny to me. I love that man so much.