WHERE'S MY CAKE!? | Portal 2 - Part 1

Let's do this again shall we? I really want that cake! I've only ever played Portal 2 once, so this will be really fun.
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[@jacksepticeye]

Shoot an orange portal on the like button and a blue button on your fist and SMASH IT

[@cyberiana_]

But how hard!?

[@marcushossack207]

You good? Your clearing your throught a hell of a lot

[@thecourser7072]

Please dye your hair green again

[@usmanashfaq6236]

What if i wanna shoot a blue portal with bob? Hmmmmmmm

[@harleyz_clipz1123]

Ok

[@HannahStarella]

Jack turning around back to the turret after they said, “I’m different” was honestly so pure

[@Pritski]

Timestamp 18:34

[@perilguardian4947]

with luck later you can save it :D

[@octochan]

I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again

[@sunshot02]

I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby

[@shazukiishtar2503]

question is will he know that he can save em

[@caseydonleavy9255]

Me: *Googles why I have a headache* Google: "you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage"

[@calebbowen667]

Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.

[@tcg1_qc]

@@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks

[@CatchBurning]

Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍

[@Maninawig]

I love your display pic

[@galak-two-ya]

FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash. Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.

[@Y2Knostalgia2000]

Valve devs when making glados had to be like: I want, sweet, anger, sour, and... A FUCK TON OF SARCASM

[@spottedwombat7103]

And a dash of murderous intent

[@braedonschultz1929]

Yup and they were like this is the game

[@notsPr1ngroblox]

True

[@tamachan-hd8uq]

@@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets

[@thewalkingbutter]

Gabe over seeing the writing team be like “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

My favorite quote in this entire franchise is "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." It never doesn't make me laugh.

[@RICK-APEX]

How do you get that next to your name

[@neverevenwaso]

They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments

[@compostedhumanwaste]

Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH

[@wiktorwojtczak6008]

What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.

[@evulture3622]

I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!

[@burritodawgg]

Jack: Is this a sexual thing? Wheatley: Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.

[@chaoticproductions3922]

stridrer perfect timing

[@luger1439]

Mrs Wheatley

[@goosemann2389]

18:00

[@hunduna9428]

Yes

[@marcuswestphal4955]

1000th like

[@tsarfox3462]

I love that the Aperture facility prioritizes the last of its emergency power to running tests instead of shutting down the reactor and preventing the entire facility from exploding.

[@revilno]

I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!

[@tsarfox3462]

@@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.

[@Jambo_Neo]

@@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered

[@DoggosGames]

Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor

[@tsarfox3462]

@@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.

[@BowieBrady]

"You may have a minor case of brain damage." Chell jumps in surprise

[@SonicGamerPrime]

This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐

[@user-fc9nu3qd1d]

​@@SonicGamerPrime wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe

[@SonicGamerPrime]

@@user-fc9nu3qd1d No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.

[@TheMrMister]

After all these years, GLaDOS's resurrection scene still gives me chills. Being thrown back into a room with her suddenly, her slowly putting herself back together, the very calm way she speaks with the anger just barely underneath it all, all while the music builds. There's nowhere to hide, you just have to wait for her to collect herself then decide what to do with you

[@calvindonnahoo2035]

GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen

[@saxinator143]

Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence

[@chromatic_fate7114]

Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.

[@ember-brandt]

@@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol

[@Nate2010]

The “I’m different” turret appears later on a thing leading to an incinerator. That’s when you can save it.

[@luckyduck4088]

The Ink demon yessss

[@riboflavin1806]

He must save it

[@cowking1158]

The turret is a better companion than Wheatley

[@ryanblack6919]

You can get a Achievement from that

[@PapaJuan]

Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

"I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe." So she plans on reviving Chell to always use her. She DOES love Chell!

[@terriljones3037]

Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.

[@SonicGamerPrime]

Even tho Chell never speaks.

[@midnight4685]

well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.

[@terriljones3037]

@@midnight4685 r/whooosh

[@midnight4685]

@@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

When you realize that this game is nearly 10 years old.

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

My god, really?

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

Yup, it came out in 2011, and it's now 2021. So it's been a while if you do the math.

[@wheezingbisexual9957]

@@PlexusCaeruleum D a m n

[@commandbaker3334]

Bruh its 10 years old now. I feel old now

[@eriskhaos7311]

It’s 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

[@-admiraljarl-2809]

Wheatley: CATCH ME Jack: *catches him* The Game: 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡.

[@evanschipull3102]

And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."

[@funniflow]

I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head

[@kanghihihi]

@ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43

[@soudelnoop]

@Philster Phildill bruh

[@fotinivasileiadou916]

@Philster Phildill bruh

[@m3lod552]

Glados: youre garbage i was talking about you Jack: “Honeyyy im Trash”

[@armintor2826]

Hes a total trash mammal

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

@Siarrah Day I understood that reference.

[@maxkretzschmar6139]

GLaDOS IM TRASH

[@Virgilz_]

Imagine threatening someone with “I will emancipate your ear tubes”

[@thatonegreyghost3276]

God the way Wheatly is animated, he's so expressive

[@SonicGamerPrime]

I am Real.

[@TheLoginatoR]

GLaDOS: You're navigating these test rooms faster than I can build them. Speedrunners: That's...why I'm here.

[@Rainbowboy561]

Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.

[@koni4971]

it’s dreem time

[@Rain0T]

@@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.

[@karlcorey3411]

Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds

[@SorenN2011]

@@Rain0T he did not cheat

[@AidentSnyder]

When the turret said “I’m different” I almost cried.

[@KaidatBoi]

same here

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.

[@bun-dc9iu]

@@snazzyjovialwyrm3314 probably just one of the defective ones

[@thegongoozler3374]

18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(

[@IdontKnow-nm8bz]

@@bun-dc9iu nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think

[@pandora0016]

38:03: can we just stop an appreciate how sean’s facecam flipped around when he went through the portal. props to the editor for that little detail.

[@deltajon4048]

One of my favorite quotes “well done. Here come your test results: you are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.” Never fails to make me laugh

Wheatley: "Just say apple. Aaaaple" Chel: *jumps* Wheatley: "Ok that's close enough"

[@memelord9659]

Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron

[@googles1000]

Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it

[@tehanimeitor7947]

@Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant

[@tehanimeitor7947]

@Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe

[@otheooo]

thats name dyslexia

[@ClaytonBTyler]

Robot voice in the beginning: "You have been in suspension for 50 days." Jack: "He said we've been in stasis for 50 years."

[@himi7568]

I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)

[@ClaytonBTyler]

​@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.

[@halle7300]

I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take

[@sugoha_2548]

wasn't it 15 days even?

[@danielrollins7426]

I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy

[@generalralph6291]

Back to watch this again years after the release. Didn’t even realize that you can see Cave Johnson everywhere in the environment. It plays smooth jazz to calm you down; just imagine a conversation where Cave solves the problem of test subjects panicking in the test chamber.

[@mostlyghostie]

The release? What release?

[@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366]

@@mostlyghostie The game's release

[@thatlowqualityblaziken7005]

So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?

[@generalralph6291]

@@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."

[@fockingreat1125]

Can't get enough of Stephen Merchant's performance, it's so gooood

[@officiallyrandom2614]

The portal games may not be horror games, but damn just watching glados rebuild herself while Wheatley struggles to find the password is a new type of horror

[@luke2max]

True dat

[@messyalien5164]

Password must have been Potatoes...

[@SorenN2011]

lol

[@SorenN2011]

@@messyalien5164 true lol

[@beansaresodelicious]

@@messyalien5164 its actually abcd

[@adamlantz7264]

Jack, when you get to chamber 16 there is a turret behind a grate, immediately after the entrance. Hit him with the laser-cube and he’ll explode, letting you enter the vent. Have fun with the Easter egg it reveals! Please like this so he sees it.

[@eclipse7157]

What does it reveal?

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

@@eclipse7157 An easter egg

[@shrekevin7608]

@@thefactspherefromportal2740 now now don't spoil

[@Ballhandler_]

A Guy With Applesauce i really want to spoil it tho im am SO TEMPTED

[@Indian0Lore]

@@Ballhandler_ its such a fun egg.

[@paxtonsievert5925]

Why is the way wheatly says "Like, a proper manic" so satisfying

[@tamachan-hd8uq]

?

[@misswy1u]

​@@tamachan-hd8uq?

[@alexslab7658]

The fact that in 2011 portal 2 has graphics this good is mind blowing.

[@jodie5808]

Jack: * goes inside the elevator * Jack: “alright take me up” * elevator goes down *

[@otheooo]

that's named bipolar elevator/lift.

[@user-yj8wz5je6f]

Thank you

[@Toastythetoast1]

Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-

[@pixelennio]

@@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES

[@Somonyo]

GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP *goes down*

[@chasehartman1815]

“You have been in stasis for 50 days” Jack: so he said we’ve been in stasis for 50 years

[@Lily-qb1xv]

Chase Hartman Was gonna comment this lmao

[@jilly0412]

Chase Hartman I thought he said 50 years to

[@randomwitheramazements3772]

He corrected himself later.

[@kubiborglar]

15*

[@andrix7777]

@@kubiborglar nope, it says "You have been in stasis for -FIFTY-days." in the subtitles.

[@DavidAllgaier_]

27:50 nice to see how you get so connected with your player character that you think you are feeling the pain they felt.

[@tangerine_ren]

Sean unintentionally killing that turret after saying "yes, buddy! I saved you!" made me cry laughing omg

[@combineunit6155]

B R U H Voice: "you've been asleep for 50 days" Jack: "I've been asleep for 50 years"

[@jvcscasio]

Me in quarantine

[@aaronnou2127]

Same dude

[@commandertaco1762]

You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage

[@stephenstokes3187]

Me coming out of quarantine

[@commandertaco1762]

@BrightyDude is any of this making sense to you? Any at all? Just say yes!

[@CyberChroma]

Fun Fact! The area you go through when you get the dual portal gun is actually the last test chamber from the first game! You start at the fire pit where you escaped in Portal 1 and work your way to the start! Right before the elevator, you can see the test chamber 19 screen! It's details like that that make this game what it is!

[@sandra1328]

Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >

[@varik2622]

This feels like a part of my childhood that never actually happened.

[@systemdoesmusic]

"It's hard in isolation, alright? I'm not allowed to go outside 'n exercise as much as i'd want to. I've been trapped here for a _while._ Feels like a million years." Happy 13 month aniversary to our two week lockdown!

[@bigrickp1ckl358]

Anyone still sane out there?

[@jebthegodemperor7301]

@@bigrickp1ckl358 we live in a clown world

[@the_king_of_introverts3540]

@@bigrickp1ckl358 no

[@thatonegreyghost3276]

@@bigrickp1ckl358 lmao no

[@vhall124]

@@bigrickp1ckl358 We have reached 2020 2

[@frightenedgamer5081]

“If the laws of physics don’t apply in the future, god help you”

[@mainstation1737]

frightenedgamer LMAO

[@abhiramcherukupalli]

Lmao

[@akid9675]

Thank you for quoting I don't know how I could've gotten the joke otherwise

[@huell8014]

@@akid9675 no

[@akid9675]

@@huell8014 ?

[@ameliadriscoll8634]

"Hello? Im different." Omg that actually hit me in the feels.

[@majin7585]

Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )

[@peesicle]

Shit, one hour late. I'm second

[@surimonizarro9791]

yall remember the song someone made for the turret?

[@straightkiller2424]

"this is a docking station" *CRASH* "ok not a docking station" - wheatly

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

MANUAL OVERRIDE on this wall

[@slendergavan3588]

Portal is just full of comedy gold with its passive aggressive and sarcastic quotes from glados.

[@TheSneedking]

Glados: Has a grudge from you killing her Also Glados: Tried to burn you alive and kill you

[@ark_knight]

Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.

[@TheSneedking]

Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂

[@digitsstuff6521]

@@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.

[@starrypines590]

@@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear

[@TheSneedking]

@@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ianshue2890]

Fun Fact: if you slow down Glados when she does that fast version talk in that one chamber, if you slow it down she says “and mythodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” This is a quote that is said in Moby Dick

[@Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk]

You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it

[@yeetbroboi6243]

I only heard Hats off

[@FNaFManiac]

moby what?

[@SilverDragon_365]

I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂

[@verified_tinker1818]

@@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this: _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._

[@NarinsCreativeCorner]

16:30 Can I just say that I’m surprised that Jack is okay with this kind of puzzle when he has a fear of heights??

[@C4R1N4]

of course he's ok, cause it's a vidyagame, I'm scared of heights above 2m and did they flying levels

[@CharlieMacland]

16:08 for some reason the way he said “bye blockie” makes me so happy

[@zombieslayer9304]

Glados: "yesterday I saw a deer" Me: yesterday you were dead

[@BNuts]

ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.

[@yusufrahman2294]

U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?

[@PumpkinChild1302]

I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs

[@frozengolemgt9261]

Approved

[@noone6991]

Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.

[@djxafty]

Turret: hello? Me: i want to hug him pls i want him to be with me Turret: im different! Me: *immediatly starts crying*

[@rthwip]

You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore

[@djxafty]

@@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me

[@dreamweaver4183]

Turret lives matter

[@OswaldM_14]

When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad

[@JustAGamerPerson]

I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.

[@fallenangel4856]

7:48 jack: alright, take me up! the elevator: *goes down*

[@unusandannuscasket]

41:30 this has to be my favorite part just saying stinky for no reason

[@aurawarrior1367]

I love how Glados says that she's above devoting her life for revenge for being forced to watch herself be killed over and over, but she's still super passive agressive about it, like how the first test she puts you in is "Seeing how test subjects react to being locked in a room with deadly lasers".

[@conboi124]

hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket

[@GGmanlife]

@@conboi124 This is why

[@GGmanlife]

@@Orangecatinahoodie I love KZbin

[@jessmess7170]

I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm

[@mikey_m114]

I’m so happy to see that Jack’s continuing this series! His playthrough of the first game made me so happy! :D

[@bigmacpickle6750]

Same

[@pizzatime7433]

Same here

[@safkathass3960]

malaka

[@officerdeath2195]

Dont Click My Icon Xd ok

[@ember-brandt]

The fact that he's introducing this glorious franchise to a new audience a decade later makes me so very HAPPY 🧡💙

[@smellysmell5501]

I bought Portal 2 yeasterday because I was bored, and I was legit sad when I saw the robot in the tube. I would leave Wheatley if it meant I could save the turret.

[@SubnauticGamer64]

39:20 Glados with them weight jokes

[@TENRAN432]

"You'e been in suspension for 50 days" thats got a whole new meaning now.

[@TroffeGaming]

I don't get it can you explain

[@arcamira7918]

@@TroffeGaming lockdown, quarantine

[@mysredeyes]

"In accordance with State and Federal guidelines..."

[@TroffeGaming]

@@arcamira7918 god I'm slow... Ty

[@FellError]

omg your pfp reminds me of something very bad

[@VampireJester]

18:46 The look on his face when he heard "I'm different." and the iconic line itself gave me chills.

[@thatonenerd6223]

I'm different I have mudered hundreds of fellow turrets and humans

[@thedingboat5827]

I was sad the moment I heard that.

[@fishbowlliz]

I just love that Valve was able to fit so much personality into a small metal ball. Wheatley is easily my favorite character from Portal.

[@menthols4625]

GlaDDos is easiy one of the best characters ever made in a video game. Portal 2 is carried entirely by just puzzles and couple of characters, yet its one of the best games ever made. Shows how important good gameplay and characters are to video games.

[@tonyadair0754]

Wheatley: Say 'Apple' Chell: Microsoft Wheatley: Close enough

[@portalfawn]

When he was being called garbage I thought of "honey, I'm trash"

[@comic12558]

Portal Fawn lol

[@ArtinVulpin]

its true...Im trash

[@arachnachaoz]

Im still a piece of GaRbAgE

[@pizzatime7433]

I'm still a trash bag that needs to be thrown out

[@Alluvian567]

Portal 1 and 2 have to be the best comedic writing in any video game ever made. So so so good. These games just feel like a gift.

[@thatweirdguy8810]

I played this game more times than I can remeber, and the whole time I was like "Yes! Yes Sean, you've got it! I'm proud of you!"

[@godalseif]

awww the turret that saying "im different" honestly made me want to cry. god i hope theres a way to save that poor thing.

[@crownclowncreations]

You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.

[@Chicagocanine]

There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.

[@dreamweaver4183]

# turret lives matter!

[@virgil2556]

there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him

[@xthegamingninjax2361]

Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.

[@Maya-bp9ls]

Fun fact, the "fast version" of Glados' explanation is actually a line from Moby Dick, "and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."

[@goatbonnie]

If you slow it down to 0.25 you can listen to it.

[@spicylizards4714]

*moby

[@Maya-bp9ls]

SPICYLIZARDS 34876 oops typo I changed it

[@numberz-9306]

Best explanation for getting out of class

[@spicylizards4714]

@@Maya-bp9ls thank

[@Heinz510-1]

36:25 what she actually says is "and mythodically knocking people's hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as i can." Which is a quote from Moby Dick

[@robzmbee]

NO THAT TURRENT BROKE MY HEART THE LITTLE "im different.." I AM ABOUT TO CRY

[@insyder2259]

Voice: "You have been in suspension for... 50... days" Jack 20 seconds later: "So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years"

[@JonathanDoe0]

15 days edit: sorry it actually is 50 days my mistake also I deleted all of my maybe offensive replies that were wrong

[@yelazyy]

@@JonathanDoe0 50 days stupid.

[@Justin-qb1yw]

stinky

[@nziom]

In acctuality ItS 50k years

[@SmolYui]

Justforme TowatchKZbin it’s 50 , believe me I have memorised most lines in this game

[@__koksloks__4449]

"you have been in suspension for 50 days" jack: So he said we have been in suspension for 50 years.

[@ember-brandt]

IKR lol

[@dallastexas1684]

its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years

[@conorales7211]

@@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles

[@conniebowles5716]

@@conorales7211 yeah

[@ecogreen123]

i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit

[@alexogle8579]

The little nod he does when he places the radio on the table in the beginning gets me everytime 🤣

[@alexluo2291]

Glados has gotten much better at roasting

[@Ruskah0307]

"You have been in suspension for *50* days" "So we've been in suspension for 50 years..."

[@josephgarcia7030]

yeah I noticed that too.

[@Dragongaming-ti6hm]

Yeah sure 50 years

[@DeliriousDanieI]

Stasis instead of suspension he said

[@mapleflavor4625]

Actually 15

[@darknessbobulus]

Literally me! Lmao

[@leoanimations4360]

Jack: *jumps up with jump pad* Wheatley: ...and then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen...

[@imacommenter1255]

Oh my goodness XD

[@ThatLadAndre]

*jump* .....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....

[@No-hj7lz]

into a potato*

[@TomEllis_]

OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment

[@TomEllis_]

whoever liked my comment thank you

[@medic_memer]

45:05 BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

[@pornhub-addict]

35:00 to 3502 legit sounds like the "Woo-heyeye!" sounds like the pig sound when they get flunged across the world in angry birds.

[@aney8495]

Jacksepticeye: "I've only played it once right when it came out" Yeah right Sean, we all remember your portal 2 co-op series

[@wiredmetalplant6125]

He means the single player mode

[@playertwo4558]

Yeah i wanted to coment the same thing 😀

[@GalSal]

I just finished watching that!

[@lukeyyw]

@@playertwo4558 me too

[@ThoughtSpirals]

They're basically separate games. Is like GTA Online vs story mode it's a correct statement

[@mightycactus7223]

Sean: is this a sexual thing? Wheatley: yeah, I can't do it if you're watching. *wheeze*

[@bopin1083]

*wheezeley*

[@citrinide]

*-Cries in Chapter 8 noises-*

[@sethheusted9021]

*OHHH MAN ALIVE*

[@jameswelcher2830]

@@bopin1083 Red hair? And a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

[@STM_tm]

@@jameswelcher2830 *Ronald Weasley*

[@tinafrost9661]

35:04 the companion cube actully talks

[@Aminashins]

The narrator: you have been in suspension for 15 days Him: he said we’ve been in suspension for 50 years

[@tylertmm3977]

Sean : “take me up” Elevator : no... I don’t think I will

[@uruigi]

The murals that you see in the beginning of the game when you pick up the blue portal gun represent the history of aperture and portal 1. The first mural has scientists basking in the "radiance" of GLaDOS for it is their creation, then they get flooded by neurotoxin and you see them dying (except of course the one who made the murals), then you see a mural of you confronting GLaDOS despite her trying to offer you pleasantries to keep you in check.

[@sugarcigarette7585]

Wheatly: says apple Chell: Microsoft Wheatley: eh close enough

[@SonicGamerPrime]

CHELL CAN'T EVEN BLOODY TALK!!

[@TheRealGears]

18:01 "Is this a sexual thing?" "Uh, yeah, I can't do it if you're watching..."

[@giannoandjarod2969]

Wheatley: Stop panicking Everyone: * PANICKS* Jack: I cant get this off my screen.

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

You spelled panicking correctly, but it's you spelled panics wrong.

[@giannoandjarod2969]

@@SuperBuildsInMC freak almost got away with it , good eye

[@SonicGamerPrime]

This is bloody funny.

[@oof_Hersheys]

Everyone gangsta until the “different” turret comes out of the tube

[@surelcrane3141]

I save the different turret every time I play this game, it just warms my hearth

[@littlenightmaresfan4205]

im different

[@adrawingprotogen2994]

What do you mean "different " turret

[@oof_Hersheys]

@@adrawingprotogen2994 the one piled up in the tube close to where they go off the testing track

[@burritouzumaki.]

@@carrotandpeas it was in the vid btw, the one in the tube at the BEGINNING of the vid, and if u didnt complete the vid go to the comments after, thank you.

[@CelestialSodapop]

The canonical reason Chell can survive a whole three seconds in front of a turret, is because they just cram the bullets in and fire them out with a spring, shell and all so that not just the part meant to be fired Is shooting

[@thatonecommentator7374]

34:05 this is basically the aperture science equivalent of telling someone to get in the car and then driving away when they reach for the handle

[@kkanan]

Jack: Alright Elevator Take me Up! Elevator: Goes Down

[@BALLBOY52]

why is your pfp BABFT?

[@yoink297]

exactly

[@beefinwiththatog9221]

Lmao was looking for this comment

[@meccquest13]

Jack: *praising how funny wheatley is* Also Jack: *Immeadietly progresses whenever Wheatley is around and missing all of his funny additional dialogue if you linger around*

[@legomeaker101potato]

him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever

[@schnoig_]

legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.

[@hanyougirl1991]

True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving

[@_.Dylan._]

I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things

[@meccquest13]

@@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.

[@iambornstellar117]

Best thing about this game is the level of venom that comes out of every insult GLaDoS says.

[@TheProAtPUBG]

GLaDOS goes from calling chell fat when she is in control, to defending her when Wheatley is in control. Interesting

[@TheFaith74]

Jack:I saved you! Turret:”explodes in his hands”

[@myrrhfortheroad]

“NOOOOOOO!!”

[@maxwellmoore1382]

Hello

[@Reaperlevii]

... NOOOOOO

[@Maninawig]

You could hear his heart cracking a bit

[@joanneperry124]

NOOOOOOOOO!!

[@dancingcarapace]

I love how obvious Ellen McClain's joy is at being able to voice GLaDOS and the turrets again.

[@mushroomfish300]

44:32 a cool little detail is that you can actually see the shed at the very end of the game in that little video

[@poppywoo842]

something thats a true testament to thsi game is the fact that half the time in the video its just him gensuinely laughing at the comedy in the game not like exaggerated or anythign and showing how much he laughs just goes to show how funny this agme is

[@millennialking8409]

"I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever." Sans undertale - I know that feel bro

[@the_godbodor7026]

Wheatley: “I’m going to override the wall. Could get a bit technical.” Proceeds to ram wall with your room repeatedly

[@S14M07]

He just riding the wall. “W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”

[@ark_knight]

@@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh

[@MAUSofGold]

@@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I love Wheatly.^^

[@abbie_joan]

@@S14M07 i love your sense of humor

[@DM00SE]

Best story in a game ever, I love the writing and the characters, merchant and Simmons were perfect for the roles, I so wish they had done a 3rd and a fourth, even do a movie please.

[@frankgreenwood4649]

38:05 Jack: Come on, Chumley! Me: *takes deep breath* CHILLING OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOLYARD-

[@thatguyintherain3168]

One of my favorite things Glados says is “You’re about to become the past president of the ‘being alive’ club”

[@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366]

*ha* *ha*

[@Reaperlevii]

@@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.

[@Pixxeell___]

@@Reaperlevii too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.

[@fnafworks6228]

@@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*

[@Pixxeell___]

@@fnafworks6228 no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.

[@SupaNova_365]

Jack: “take me up” Elevator: down it is

[@SupaNova_365]

Really I’m sorry I didn’t mean to copy you

[@patrickhallett6220]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Robin's seamless editing at 38:01?

[@SubnauticGamer64]

31:59 Jack being an absolute legendary Gamer with those portal skills