Apology Video Template

[@thanatoast]

The real life Netflix adaptation of Terrible Writing Advice is looking good.

[@gilgeaschwithkerk2344]

but he is not an black, asian woman wich sit in an wheelchair? I is clearly not from Netflix XD I need an apolgy video or not?XD

[@Gloomdrake]

No, clearly that was the anime adaptation

[@mollof7893]

@Shronk Donk stroke? Sounds perfect for a netflix character

[@SennaHawx]

@@mollof7893 Or the new main big bad from a Star Wars saga. Oh, wait...

[@79bigcat]

Wait till you see what inner critic looks like.

[@StarSpawnMusic]

Don't forget the essential, "I was in a dark place."

[@marcar9marcar972]

Actor Man I think that’s covered in depression. He’s got you bro

[@richardtickler8555]

@@marcar9marcar972 dark place leaves the door open for a bs excuse when you get called out for your self diagnosed "depression" (eg it was too dark to read)

[@seandailey3260]

"I forgot to turn the lights on."

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

"I was in a dark place" - Redeemed Anime Supervillain

[@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733]

Depressed dark place tomtato tomtomota

[@smajet5640]

This is unrealistic. A real apology video wouldn't stop so close to 10 minutes.

[@spencersivertson9321]

He mentions he needs to stretch it out for more ads but stopped 6 seconds short of 10 minutes

[@catman8770]

@@spencersivertson9321 That was the entire point of his joke where he asks if he should've spaced that out a bit more towards the end

[@o__o.6212]

I was confused by that too... wouldn’t making the video exactly 10 minutes long emphasize his point? I guess he went for the ironic approach.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

I don’t buy this. You’re a sentient cartoon and this is a magic trick.

[@padfrog193]

This is the power of acting classes

[@Cavirex]

Anime: TWA Netflix adaptation: This

[@jonsnor4313]

Jp has inmpoved a lot when he covincingly animate a human that talks like him. Just good technology, better than cinema.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Legend says *he* killed Teddy Valiant

[@estelar0067]

He’s using the power of the love triangle

[@bibastrashcan9028]

Also don't forget to say: "I really didn't want to make this video"

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Biba's Trash can Don’t forget “i was in a dark place” !

[@rainy1003]

And the "Reaching towards the camera to turn it on" move to make it more "authentic".

[@dile3725]

I said I wasn’t going to cry in this video

[@ProxyDoug]

Also "I'm a better person now".

[@pisaks6782]

Don't forget to bring in the pet

[@meatylenguini1585]

This apology is missing a love triangle

[@varkrow]

Look REALLY close at the laptop.

[@vienamine]

Varkrow N. Stop right there.

[@starkillersneed]

If you cheat on your significant other, then make a video apologizing for it, it technically includes a love triangle

[@HuntressCody]

I see *someone* has been taking notes from Projared.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

This apology was probably caused by a love triangle 🤔

[@kindoflame]

"We deeply apologize for the harm we have caused" should be replaced with "We are deeply sorry for the harm others have suffered". Using the passive voice to avoid assigning responsibility is corporate-law 101.

[@asher8754]

Bingo never admit liability

[@redsunrises8571]

Passive voice would be "we deeply apologize for the harm caused by us" or "we are deeply sorry for the harm suffered by others"

[@rondameravella2885]

RedSunRises While you're technically correct, that's not quite what they meant.

[@C.C.353]

@@redsunrises8571 the second statement is still in passive voice, it just doesn't include the "because of us" part.

[@redsunrises8571]

@@C.C.353 both of my statements were intended to be passive versions of what kindoflame said, because both of his were active voice. I screwed up the second one, but I fixed it now

[@gouldenbean7193]

These live-action Disney remakes are getting out of hand

[@amypattie7004]

Goulden Bean this comment is underrated

[@TimmyStreams]

OMG I'm screenshooting this

[@scarletgiry3958]

Lol

[@skyblade7438]

Now there are two of them?

[@YowLife]

I call plagiarism. This sounds way too familiar.

[@DiminutiveJerry]

Oh No! Now he must apologize

[@kertsicrusader140]

Who?

[@flauseverified3689]

It's not plagrism it's taking inspiration

[@filelost9194]

All my homies believe in stealing, not plagiarism.

[@purplehaze2358]

What exactly is he supposedly plagiarizing?

[@grahamstewart2968]

You forgot "holding a cute pet while apologizing" because someone with a cute dog can't be a bad person and they deserve your sympathy.

[@thexalon]

Ernst Blofeld certainly agrees with this idea.

[@mareksicinski3726]

doemt a;;; [[;?

[@erwannlejeune3773]

*Adolf Hitler and Blondi have entered the chat*

[@D_YellowMadness]

Like Esam.

[@marocat4749]

Or that famous austro german, not waltz, the one causing quite a conflict, he loved dogs, he coulnt have been bad, right?!

[@kolonarulez5222]

The vfx budget went way up on this show. He almost looks like a real human

[@joeylafrond2472]

And what is even funnier is that he looks just cartoonish enough to make this even funnier.

[@PsychicHyrax]

Almost

[@coldandghostly]

Yeah but this cgi kinda lands in the uncanny valley.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Nah, he's too handsome for the voice. They should have gotten someone who actually looks like an outdated meme

[@glanni]

@@joeylafrond2472 yeah so true 🤣

[@gungaloscrungalo8925]

First thought before clicking the video: If this doesn't begin with a deep, forced sigh, it's worthless. Wasn't disappointed.

[@Grgrqr]

Oh, megalul

[@angelavery3840]

LOL

[@DeetotheDubs]

Apology accepted, but I'll expect another one for forgetting to include a love triangle.

[@benjaminmetz1707]

Check out his desktop and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

[@stephonmanny7555]

It's in the background

[@DeetotheDubs]

@@benjaminmetz1707 I can't believe I missed that. Good thing I watched though, so I can now prepare my own apology.

[@benjaminmetz1707]

@@DeetotheDubs You gotta do what you've gotta do. Just make sure to blame me.

[@gidofter_lukge]

I mean, there are a surprising amount of irl apology vids that feature irl love triangles. (Mumkey)

[@dpv007]

Don't forget the classic: "I'm sorry you misinterpreted my actions" and "I'm sorry you felt that way."

[@TealWolf26]

"We disagree with the evidence." So glad that confirmed fact and findings are subjective. XD

[@TealWolf26]

@@silent04_ XD

[@calebgalway3931]

"I didn't want to make this video"

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

*_The goal of my content is always to entertain_*

[@TheMyrmo]

"I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology."

[@alexanderleonardi3625]

yes, i ate my own children, but you have to understand. i lost my children recently

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

Now I'm imagining Cronus making an apology video for eating his kids.

[@AwesomeYena]

@@Rainbowthewindsage interesting concept, LOL

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Apology videos aside, I’ve heard that cannibalism is technically legal at the Federal level, here in the USA. We also have kids that haven’t been eaten by Tik-Tok just yet.

[@alexanderleonardi3625]

@@ConnanTheCivilized cannibalism is, but it's because banning it would be redundant. anything that would make it morally wrong is *already* banned

[@plantainsame2049]

​@@ConnanTheCivilizedMurder is Illegal though so you have to eat someone who's already dead It's probably a loophole For people who commit cannibalism when they're trapped in the mountains or the woods And one of their friends gets oofed

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

I don’t think he was genuine. He didn’t show off his dog

[@XescoPicas]

He also didn’t mention his sick little sister...

[@littlearies3862]

He didn't fake cry and pretend to turn on and off the camera.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Arianna Counts nor did he donate to some random charity no one has heard of until now

[@panlis6243]

Also he didn't sigh even once

[@condorboss3339]

@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Yeah. Should have made a shout out to the Love Triangle Recovery Center.

[@MillRunner]

Can we force KZbin to have this video autoplay before every apology video a KZbinr releases?

[@RWAsur]

lmaooo please!

[@DJET723]

Exactly

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

How do we make this happen? Also, person who had the idea, I am one step closer to voting for you.

[@padfrog193]

@@Ag3nt0fCha0s KZbin team's Twitter.

[@MRHaha-nd8zd]

He could set this as an Ad and target "Apology" videos via the keywords lol

[@futurestoryteller]

*"Yes* I emotionally abuse my employees, but... they shouldn't have been so _weak!"_ Are you James Cameron?

[@SuperBartman2000]

Probably Nolan

[@ahmedamine24]

Kubrick?

[@futurestoryteller]

When has Nolan been known to be abusive towards anyone

[@sylveoncovers4603]

Danplan? Not emotionally but financially

[@connora3085]

Ellen? (Now not when your comment was made)

[@davelife3324]

I love how this video is just under 10 minutes, parodying the apology videos which have just a few seconds over 10 minutes to get at revenue.

[@337dux]

Heh youre right. Thats pretty clever of him.

[@lordofdarkness4204]

And even then it’s not exactly ten minutes long so...

[@idktbh4385]

We’re reaching levels of English teacher that shouldn’t be possible

[@propoppop9866]

Smart but I don't think most are monotized

[@psychomanatee3459]

Your face perfectly fits your voice but doesn't at the same time if that makes sense. Maybe I've just associated your voice with that cartoon face too much that I can't see it as anything else anymore

[@claudiolluberes111]

He looks like Tom Kenny, voice actor face.

[@instanttregret]

@@claudiolluberes111 voice aint too far off too

[@CatfactsPW]

Lol I get you.

[@iamcleaver6854]

Very very true

[@AegixDrakan]

I agree. I'm so weirded out by hearing the voice coming from a not-awesome-smiley-man XD

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

"the first thing in an apology video is to not apologize." *_GENIUS_*

[@mostsanemorrowindenjoyer]

I've so intensely associated his voice with his dead meme character that I expected his voice to sound a lot different in this video. It's the exact same. I love his voice so much though

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Even the guys want him? Can't blame you. He's pretty damn good. And good looking, at that.

[@littleregg3164]

His voice and face make me think of a RDR2 video

[@Shovelchicken]

“What are they gonna do, they’re depressed!” You win this round...

[@HxH2011DRA]

Oh nooooooo XD

[@JakeLovesSteak]

As someone with severe clinical depression, I laughed the hardest at that part.

[@sophistanonym1703]

Got a depression medication ad at the end of the video, so I guess I'll do that.

[@alphavasson5387]

Wutsizface lol same 😂

[@randompromises1038]

i'd be angry but i'm too depressed *shakes fist*

[@averagefalloutNVfan]

Stalin killed 20 million people, I only killed 20! Also, Stalin wanted to get rid of all money. I just wanted to get rid of my employees' money!

[@whimsy5623]

Ah so you're a million times better than Stalin!

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

@@whimsy5623 That's not saying much

[@Felixr2]

@@whimsy5623 No he's just worse at killing people

[@romansrevengethethirdstrik8086]

Whimsy wow, I never thought of that!

[@jimsidewinder8622]

>:(

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

You forgot the manipulative, royalty-free music! That's the most important part of an apology video.

[@scottmantooth8785]

and the video with sad puppy eyes

[@zionj104]

400th like

[@deviousxen]

It has to feel inspirational, but also also very very serious and feigning responsible vibes lmao

[@jman9978]

And make your apology video into a poem.

[@darthutah6649]

No, it's the dog at the beginning

[@zippy2058]

You know an apology video is serious when there’s no love triangle.

[@stephonmanny7555]

It's on his computer

[@VainerCactus0]

There was one.

[@cking4869]

Boy, do I have a surprise for you

[@julesdriscoll02]

And if none of the advice works in this video works, there's two options: a) Do an interpretive dance video about how being young is an excuse for whatever you did b) Pull out a ukulele and sing a song about how the controversy surrounding you is just lies (while not providing any evidence to prove that it's just lies) and all part of a "toxic gossip train"

[@jamesmeow3039]

We did it Bois

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Oh wait someone already did b

[@nanni-buyerofcopper]

Someone please remove my ears after that god awful "song"

[@indradracolich]

​@@nanni-buyerofcopperIt goes hard what are you talking about

[@BlueRoses345]

"How could a young man of 50 have known better" is one of the best lines ever XD

[@g1rhines]

conversly, "How can I follow the new morals of the young people?" *dab*

[@acehealer4212]

“There is no excuse for what I did... but I’m going to offer those excuses anyway.” Sounds about right. Also, someone should probably help those ghostwriters.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

Fuck the ghost writers. They let it happen, so they must have wanted it. Just like those kidnapped kids trafficked into the sex trade. Now hold my beer while I make an apology video for that statement.

[@Jfreek5050]

Wouldn't that just make it an attempt at an explanation? Like, "There is no excuse for me forcing myself on that girl, but I was drunk and technically not control of my actions. That's not me trying to excuse it, its me trying to explain why it probably happened."

[@tumamaencosplay]

@@Jfreek5050 This there being a reason why it happened, doesn't make it a good reason or something that excuses it, just provides a proper background for others to make their own (fuller) judgements

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Jfreek5050 well the drunk argument is stupid on both sides, if you get drunk on purpose and call rape thats stupid as well

[@cediviannareeda4305]

And make JP write his own terrible writing advice videos like some animal!?

[@soup8315]

"I'm not worried about real people who suffer from depression calling me out. what are they gonna do? they're depressed!" man this guy is fun

[@soup8315]

Just got diagnosed with depression. It's even funnier now.

[@Akanalusa]

"I'm not worried about real people who suffer from depression calling me out. What are they gunna do? They're depressed!" That bit made me chortle

[@generalrubbish9513]

TL;DR: "I'm not sorry for what I did, I'm sorry I got in trouble for it."

[@ChaosRayZero]

Or at least I'm going to act that way so I can make mega profit off a potentially viral video.

[@ScorbunGame]

You forgot to blame someone else as the source of your problems, I can't POSSIBLY tell your sincere unless you throw someone else under the bus.

[@tahunuva4254]

I think that falls under deflecting

[@The_Murder_Party]

Tahu Nuva that’s a more general spray of blame, this is a carefully targeted, exquisitely aimed and exceptionally powerful blast of blame, covers your bases better.

[@0Raik]

Deflecting...shifting the blame. Apologizing 101

[@p0ffl3y]

He looks like the epic face. It all makes sense now.

[@mikkelarvai]

Great profile picture

[@p0ffl3y]

Mikkel Arvai thanks! 😄

[@amakel4365]

Tips for female youtubers: -Wear a hoodie -Tie your hair up in a messy bun -Wear glasses (even if you don't need them to see)

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

Why tho??

[@ammagon4519]

@@elongatedmanforever1252 it helps in making an apology video, cause people want relatable and down to earth look when making a apology video.

[@drowsified2782]

Don't forget no makeup!

[@rainmanslim4611]

And fake cry. Remember to take cry.

[@thatKole]

@@rainmanslim4611 also wear a little mascara so they can see your tears.

[@matthewdarocha8243]

For a second I thought this was actually an apology for a controversy I didn't realise you were involved in.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

So I wasn't the only one.

[@kindoflame]

I was in the same boat too.

[@alexer52]

*Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half*

[@bacon6352]

Me as well

[@Alex64912]

I was just about to type that before I saw your comment xD

[@ponypublications]

OBLIGATORY TWELVE YEAR OLD SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS THAT THE TRUE FANS FORGIVE YOU TERRIBLE WRITING ADVICE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A HATER LOVE YOU XOXO

[@RequiemPoete]

OBLIGATORY TWELVE YEAR OLD SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A DISGUSTING ENABLER AND SAYING SOME HORRIFIC THING REGARDING YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILDREN.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

OBLIGATORY TWENTY-YEAR OLD BITCHING AND TAKING SIDES, ALL WHILE MSKONG A SPELLING ERROR THAT WILL NOT BE NOTICED UNTIL MONTHS LATER

[@asalways1504]

OBLIGATORY FLAME WAR THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RESULT WITH THE CONTENT CREATOR TURNING OFF THE COMMENTS!

[@ChaosRayZero]

@@nomobobby Obligatory one-word reply of: *you're

[@qoyote]

@@ChaosRayZero Obligatory r/whoosh even though you obviously got the joke

[@lynadas4671]

if all doesn't work, play an instrument.

[@Slysheen]

To save anyone curious a google search: Eosinophilic esophagitis is a chronic allergic inflammatory disease of the esophagus that causes difficulty swallowing, chronic chest or abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, among other unpleasant GI symptoms. Great topic though, it's silly how cookie cutter these video types are once you take a look at them.

[@dragletsofmakara1120]

Slysheen Thank you so much! I was trying to Google it and it didn’t seem to like my masterful spelling. Google’s fault. Of course I can spell complicated science-y names. Seriously, this is fascinating.

[@JustCozItsMe]

Yea, like he brings up about most of these types of vids, most are probably scripted by a Public Relations firm or consultant, maybe even acting lessons. This vid is all golden.

[@zarg0n44]

I have eoe and for those who are curious it is often linked to eczema and is generally triggered by eating a sort of food. In extreme cases eating the food you are allergic to will close up your esophagus with swelling. This means you cannot swallow. It is extremely painful.

[@jasonbelstone3427]

Which is why he has that, well, recognizable voice?

[@ChaosRayZero]

@@dragletsofmakara1120 When I looked it up before I saw this comment, _I just copied it off the _*_closed captions..._*

[@cloudinthehead8054]

I refuse to believe you dubbed your animated character. We all know it's the other way around. You don't need to dub an hyper realistic 3d model, we love you for the stickman that you are

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Yes

[@battlesheep2552]

Hearing the voice of a cartoon stickman coming out of a real person is giving me some uncanny valley vibes.

[@katnerddd6223]

@@battlesheep2552 It feels so unreal, like woah....

[@katnerddd6223]

Like, you KNOW it's real, and you always knew that voice CAME FROM a human being in the first place, but the connections. It's always strange to see the face of someone you've only seen an animated version of for a long time.

[@PyromaniacDelta]

I'm afraid I don't understand. Do you think that this hired flesh puppet stand-in is the real TWA? INCONCEIVABLE!

[@MandyGBX]

"I'm SOOOO sorry! Now that I've publically apologized, there should be no need to bring any real consequences to bear for my actions."

[@amayaoke9036]

You forgot the part where they pretend to turn on and/or off the camera

[@HxH2011DRA]

Everytime

[@rasheedqe]

​@@HxH2011DRA Hey your that guy who donates to kato's channel and they have to say your name at the end of the video. I die laughing every time they say it.

[@HxH2011DRA]

@@rasheedqe I'm glad 😁

[@quantummelody2959]

Yes, kicking an orphan in the face was all because of my restless leg syndrome! I just had to move my legs! At least I didn't kill anyone!

[@rawovunlapin8201]

He clearly saw the leg coming, yet he didn't step out of the way! Clearly he has no one to blame but himself

[@noomeron]

*At least I didn't kill anyone who will be missed! (That anyone knows about)

[@eceetv4280]

Yeah, maybe his parents should've raised him better!

[@keithklassen5320]

This. I live in the city of Winnipeg, and this is relevant to me. Because our former mayor, Sam Katz, was hamming for the cameras by playing soccer with some immigrant kids, and he accidentally kicked one of the kids in the head. Really hard. He was looking at the ball and not the kid. I can kinda see that happening, not the worst tho he should have done better while playing with kids. But. Then he just kept playing, ran straight after the ball, ignoring the kid, lol. Not sure what he was thinking.

[@MrNicLove1]

@@keithklassen5320 You're from Winnipeg ! Me 2 ! somewhat.

[@EvilExcalibur]

My favorite is the mental health excuse. "I have been sexually harassing people for years and have exploitative and sociopathic tendencies but you must understand, I have ADHD. That's why I slightly act up sometimes and do things that may potentially kinda sorta seem inappropriate to certain people such as groping, demeaning and bullying peers and fans alike in public."

[@Creeperjr5]

Can we just admire the background symbolism of his wallpaper being just a glass bowl of boiling water?

[@johanejp]

I don't get it. Is it like an expression that I haven't heard of?

[@Creeperjr5]

Boiling water symbolizes the "boiling rage" that the audience would have about the reason you're making the apology video

[@mslightbulb]

I thought that was popcorn.

[@zfollowell]

To add onto the whole "boiling rage" thing, glass also breaks if it gets too hard or too cold, violently exploding. So its a metaphor for boiling rage ready to violently explode at literally any time.

[@sinistrecigogne]

@Succuba same, I just thought it was a joke like "aNd tHaT's tHe tEa sIs"

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

No skillshare shilling? I need my perpetual increasingly contrived plot!

[@DolFan316]

He needs to apologize for that.

[@DrVein]

Says the blackhole

[@nightazday7988]

this video aged poorly, there isn't a dislike bar anymore

[@lazydelibird]

but at the same time ages like fine wine because people took the advice seriously.

[@wyatt8315]

Nothing quite drives home the fact that you're genuinely sorry other than the fact that there are advertisements playing before the video

[@squkyshoes]

A lot of it is the scumbag Paul Logan.

[@nomblob5592]

W Those ads are automated by KZbin. The video isnt monetized

[@TheLukeFalcon]

The live action adaptation of 'Terrible Writing Advice' is looking good.

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

Hahaha! Dang disney

[@PyromaniacDelta]

Not sure if I should go with, "Animation is a better medium for the story it tells, though," or the next level rage of, "Have you even read the book!?"

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

@@PyromaniacDelta Good choices, but have you considered the "The CGI sucks"-comment?

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

I love how he also mocks outrage culture/cancel culture in this.

[@MattFrost224]

Same

[@cakesdontlie5187]

I turned off my adblocker and I still didn't see any ads on this video. I demand an apology for this misleading and bad video!

[@claudiolluberes111]

Yeah I watched it on my phone, what the hell YT?!?

[@sirbillius]

It’s 9:54 long. He was so close to achieving the perfect apology video template.

[@spheal608]

CakesDontLie I had to watch 2 ads before I saw this? Smh

[@ChaosRayZero]

Right? And one of them should've totally popped up at 3:52, _exactly_ after he says the words "more ads"! (See 3:47 for context.)

[@ChaosRayZero]

Btw, your screename is awesome, *CakesDontLie!* ^_^

[@samuelsupernova894]

His cartoon art style: Makes him look like a cartoon His real face: Looks like a cartoon His voice: Is like a cartoon *Just like the simulations* *Edit:* I see i have found my kindred spirits among likes and comments

[@evanthompson4241]

JustAnotherPerson Watch those wrist rockets

[@thesovereignofdawn9300]

When you find prequelmemers everywhere: "This is where the fun begins."

[@ZaKaTaKofSteel]

...All according to plannnnnnnn!

[@pendarazaripoor4296]

@@thesovereignofdawn9300 i would have preferred "a surprise to, be sure, but a welcome one"

[@samuelwithers2221]

Ah, prequel memers! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@LunarOverdrive]

Is this a face reveal disguised as a terrible writing advice episode?

[@HexPerplex]

Yep

[@applepopapplerancher3211]

It is an ingenious video. *And my favorite 'apology' video lmao.*

[@rockyman2685]

I love the fact that this video is *just* under 10 minutes. 100 Extra respect points, but minus 2 points for realism.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

And by 6 seconds!

[@TheUltimatetofu]

The only icon on his desktop is the fricking love triangle. I'm filled with joy

[@benjaminmetz1707]

Brilliant

[@cking4869]

Holy crap I didn’t even notice that Holy crap

[@theaddictofgaming9174]

Isn't that a Triforce?

[@cking4869]

The Addict Of Gaming Well, if the Triforce is pink then maybe. Besides, the love triangle is the Triforce of Terrible Writing Advice, so same difference.

[@theaddictofgaming9174]

@@cking4869 oh crap, I apologise... I'm colorblind, y'know... And depressed!

[@MolecularMachine]

"What're they going to do? They're depressed!" Am depressed. Made me laugh.

[@elizabethsullivan1894]

Been there done that. I hope you're hanging in there during this crazy time. :)

[@passonthestar3689]

@@elizabethsullivan1894 is hanging in there truly the best choice of words here

[@PotatoPrem]

So they're going to laugh?

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

Yes

[@KTRDOIMO]

you're so lucky

[@dabreadmaker7109]

This mad lad really made a template on apologies. Props to you on this one.

[@principleshipcoleoid8095]

I wanted to ask for this video. For my friend of course.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I hope people start linking to this every time a new apology video comes out.

[@olandir]

So... the Terrible Writing Advice Expanded Universe has jumped mediums? I'm down for that.

[@jacobbenns6090]

Not EU, Cinematic Universe....

[@idktbh4385]

TWACU- Terrible writing advice cinematic universe Waiting for him to remake all of his videos in live action format

[@richardbourton4523]

My blood is made Of dead memes his inner critic will be the overarching villain for Phase One I reckon

[@Whatismusic123]

Dceu is trash

[@dwaneanderson8039]

Pro tip: If you want to look reeeeeally sorry, spend a few minutes dicing up raw onions first.

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

The only thing you have to apologize for is not doing a major cross-over with Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions.

[@Acularius]

I would be totally down with that cross-over

[@thedabblingwarlock]

Same!

[@hatsunememekuoisaneet]

Schneeflocke Monsoon God like collab!

[@darwinxavier3516]

Fuck yeah

[@MadCartoonist]

Hell yes!!!! And this needs to be rectified ASAP.

[@Bzuhl]

Wow. The tone that we know and love is eerie when delivered in the flesh.

[@PyromaniacDelta]

I kinda love the eerie-ness, in an uncanny valley kind of way.

[@NathanTAK]

I swear to god his voice *must* be under some affect (sic).

[@michaelcollins8781]

@@NathanTAK I presume that might be the disease he says he actually has.

[@gojiratar1132]

He looks and sounds like a villain.

[@misfortunehula]

@@michaelcollins8781 have you considered turning on subtitles, and, i don't know, looking it up.

[@rbvfeehfbudenrj]

_Im-I....m Sorry. I didn’t-t mean.. to pour the m-m-milk first in the bowl. (Crying)_

[@PotatoPrem]

Monstar!

[@forbiddenchannel4901]

Yes, and you should be.

[@wimpyapple8093]

I forgive you. After all, you began your video with a sigh so your apology must be totally legit.

[@Cartoonjellywolf]

He sounds like a 40 year old 20 year old with a cartoon voice. *AND I LOVE IT*

[@maxgray2807]

Faris look up an interview with frank welker his voice is a 20 year old coming out of a 70 year old

[@canaisyoung3601]

Billy West? (The huy who voices Stimpy, Doug, Fry, and a bunch of other people. Oh, and Zoidberg).

[@garretbuschkamp6022]

Yo why tf does he look like his 2D character in real life?

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

lol

[@Manglet762]

.....because he based the character's look on himself? I don't know if this is a joke or not.

[@qoyote]

@@Manglet762 Yeah but most people who do that still don't look this similar

[@Graknorke]

"What are they gonna do, they're depressed!" Excuse me sir I resemble that remark.

[@rubadubmedia]

This is so true... many can get away with using it for sympathy because anyone that really has it won’t say anything. Which is NOT to say Everyone who says they’re depressed is not

[@big_guy_of_leiden5688]

I certainly hope you’re doing better now

[@DustDoll]

It took me until 5 minutes in to realize that the image on his computer screen was not some aerated gelatin, but a glass bowl full of water over a stove, aka hot water. I’m ashamed of myself for loving puns and not realizing the joke sooner.

[@MagnustheMage]

It took me seeing this comment to realize it was on a computer screen and not just a bowl sitting next to him

[@malaineeward5249]

@@MagnustheMage clicked this to type that word for word

[@DustDoll]

FluffySeaNut Draws Or is it that his hot water is in computer? But in seriousness, it’s that it’s an “apology” video, which one would usually only make if they are involved in a bad situation, colloquially known as “being in hot water”.

[@DustDoll]

JENNA THOMAS one might even say, the bowl is a lie.

[@martingouws3876]

I thought it was water beads

[@chdest4550]

We need an update for this video where he pulls out a ukulele and sings all the advice.

[@MrLordFireDragon]

"Should I space those out a little more?" *video is **9:54** long* That is such beautifully subtle comedy.

[@2lazyt378]

Please explain i would like to know

[@MrLordFireDragon]

@@2lazyt378 10 minute long videos get additional ads.

[@geowaffle6669]

It’s okay man, we forgive you. That homeless man should’ve seen you coming at 90mph in such a big truck. Totally understandable.

[@Megamanlanprime]

On the positive side I believe he was Isekai’d… the problem is he’s the OP of JP’s Isekai novel trying to cash in on that market

[@heiddrew]

Everyone in the comments is complaining he’s not animated but clearly this is setup for when he does a 3D animated episode and starts a love triangle between his three versions

[@tomilayjr]

Perfect

[@EclipseTheBirb]

That sounds amazing

[@xfakelucid6504]

Well that's cursed. And which version would be the top of the triangle

[@Wampao]

@@xfakelucid6504 Well, it's not the 2D version. That one's a cardboard cut-out. (Literally.)

[@utlic1496]

No it's even better *a love circle*

[@ThePurpleFoot]

I never realized how thick his Southern accent was

[@joshuakaufman6787]

ThePurpleFoot True. My grandparents live way down South, and their neighbors don’t even have as thick an accent as them.

[@Alex64912]

@Khalse Fan It's true, it is!

[@leocarrascomoreschi6147]

T H I C C accent

[@henotic.essence]

Me neither, i thought it was kind of a speech quirk or character thing, but seeing his face, I realized he was SOUTHERN. and... HANDSOME. Lmao

[@sohopedeco]

How can Americans know this??? He just sounds like any other American/Canadian to me!

[@PsycoAxeFairy]

I can't believe that's his real voice. I thought he always pitched it up in post.

[@kazsura9812]

I believe it's just a way he can talk.

[@belurso5179]

@@kazsura9812 Like a.. voice?

[@BATCHARRO]

Genuine Mode.

[@johnathanmonsen6567]

"What are THEY going to do? They're depressed!" Well, I was not expecting to be so wounded today.

[@internetbystander]

Dude you're doing it in one take! The best apology video is to always cut the video every 3-5 second so that your audience can't see through your emotionless apology!

[@empirecrumbles615]

Hatred right when I read this it jump cut ;)

[@ChaosMyth1012]

“Hide behind a wall of cash.” If I had that kind of money, I would do that even if I didn’t have anything to apologize for

[@InvisiblerApple]

To be fair, if you had that kind of money, you may well have something to apologize for via your attaining of said money.

[@psoras]

If you had that kind of money, half of the Internet would be convinced that you've got A LOT to apologize for. Being richer than them, for example

[@Dramoklos]

I love this channel it's so self-aware of its sarcastic jokes and insults the real douchebags at the same time

[@KaletheQuick]

This apology is brought to you by skillshare.

[@MPHJackson7]

This apology is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

[@benlapoint7697]

It's always a trip to see the person behind the voice when you're accustomed to animations. Love your work!

[@vidblogger12]

Mr. Ben See also: 3Blue1Brown

[@benlapoint7697]

@@vidblogger12 Thanks! Just subbed

[@c.julietofcampjupiter8557]

Unqiue Keys see also also iiluminatii (Blaire) Reddit vids

[@henotic.essence]

Ikr?!

[@qoyote]

To be fair, he doesn't look that different IRL...

[@belliepuff]

The dislikes are all the KZbinrs who made apology videos exactly like this and they can’t accept the fact that they are a joke

[@ciphergacha9100]

What dislikes, I don’t see any dislikes

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

"Make this the first apology video you've hit the like button on!" Word up!

[@usagi9303]

Wow! Your animation budget must have gone up a ton! This video looked hyper-realistic!

[@ifreann7522]

I hate how accurate this is to what actual apology videos are.

[@elpretender1357]

Eh.... My little sister was using my account?

[@paulenan9636]

Right. She was also making those human trafficing deals with the russian mafia, using my bank account, i swear

[@Crystalgate]

The best one I've heard is a man blaming his cat for child pornography downloads.

[@theblancmange1265]

@@Crystalgate The take a seat show? Can you give link?

[@Crystalgate]

@@theblancmange1265 There's a ton of articles about it. For example; www.eddupdate.com/2009/08/man-blames-his-cat-on-downloading-porn.html

[@MPHJackson7]

Yeah that's believable

[@JustinY.]

For a true KZbinr apology video, the video should have been 10 minutes long with 5 mid roll advertisements.

[@hudsondunn8385]

Justin Y. Back at it again

[@JinjeoEil]

Justin Y. Back at it again

[@bleepbloop5251]

Back at it again

[@Potato-pc4tj]

Back at it again

[@hydrangealynx]

Back at it again

[@o__o.6212]

WAIT, JP'S FACE ISN'T ACTUALLY A SILLY MEME FACE!?

[@ciphergacha9100]

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, WHAT IS THE MEME HES REFERENCING

[@DieHard602]

@@ciphergacha9100 awesome face

[@charlesroberson1387]

Great additions: “I just... I don’t know how to move forward.” *choke mid sentence, pauses and wipes single tear from eye* “I’m sorry I just...”

[@HxH2011DRA]

LOLOLOL

[@cykakyasu8828]

Also make sure to record somewhere weird like a hotel room, a white background or a kitchen floor

[@guy3480]

Ya know those moments of "wow you dont look like how you sound at all!!" This is not one of those moments. Its a perfect match

[@SnailPreacher]

This aged like fine wine

[@Zoba3301]

Except for the dislike button's removal. He should -reuse this video- issue an apology for not predicting this would happen.

[@MrStingBlade]

It took a minute for me to realize you weren't actually apologizing for anything

[@Rudofaux]

TWA is apologizing for an apology.

[@DrVein]

You forgot to mention all the sleep you've missed.

[@DanielEarl]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how accurate to life his animated self is?

[@unwarranteddesign806]

I had to laugh at the Eosinophilic esophagitis joke. As an aside, it really does suck. I have it too. Nothing like having food get caught halfway down your esophagus.

[@nerothewateruser8030]

That sounds like torture but with less steps

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

Oh god I feel sorry for you.

[@dekucake4395]

Wait.... _there's a name for that!?!?!_

[@mo0nflowersart]

It's happened to me, it's terrible.

[@PandaMan-xy1he]

I think I might have it as well, haven’t gotten it checked though.

[@Overlord72]

Wait, what happened to you? Did you learn 3d animation through Skillshare?

[@evansheehan9258]

Overlord 72 Oh, I see what you did there...

[@VcarGekko]

I wonder what software he's using.......

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

Thank god he has the sponsor now and not the dark lord. Do you know how bad that would be?!

[@VcarGekko]

@@MrMoron-qn5rx That depends, is he a star wars villain?

[@jascrandom9855]

@@VcarGekko Obviously he's using Blender

[@casualcraftman1599]

The Completionist took your advice to heart.

[@playerunknown0877]

You know this wasn't made out of necesity because it isnt even 10 minutes

[@thatfighterguy5846]

You know, you actually look exactly how I expected you to. That doesn't happen often...

[@Simtar123]

Actually i think so too. Very strange 🧐

[@sirbillius]

Really? I find it happens a lot with apology videos.

[@idktbh4385]

Not the hair though

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

I never knew his cartoony voice could perfectly match his face.

[@JesusX666]

I thought he was boiling ball bearings on the stove behind him for about 8 minutes of this video before I realized it was his desktop.

[@Somebodyelse141]

I didn't realize he wasn't until this comment

[@AnkhAnanku]

I thought it was a kick-ass lamp

[@hyperstormx3194]

Now the question is, why is his desktop a boiling bowl of ball bearings?

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Looks like bubbles to me. It is probably a parody of videos having lava lamps in them.

[@kindoflame]

I think it is boiling water, which makes it a great use of set design to reinforce a theme.

[@cimi1272]

With the amount of drama on YT this year, I feel this was very appropriate. Every apology vid I watch from now on I will use this for reference

[@AegixDrakan]

I feel like this was taking potshots at about a dozen people, and I love it.

[@cimi1272]

Hernando Malinche this is not meant to be mean spirited but I don't know how else to put it: I can tell if you're being sarcastic. Though ill assume you're not and say there's been A LOT of drama this year, especially in the beauty community. if you're interested I would recommend the drama channels: Tea Spill Sebastian Williams Spill. (my personal favourite as she goes into detail into law, psychology, and more! ) But I would understand why you wouldn't, most of its silly but whats big drama is VERY interesting. an example would be the Lipstick drama with Jaclyn Hill, I won't say anymore about it but if it peaks your interest then check out Spill's series on it.

[@cimi1272]

@Hernando Malinche do you watch oversimplified then? I like his stuff

[@cimi1272]

@Hernando MalincheI might check them out later, thanks for the recommendation!