【Apple】At the CEO's Wedding: "Get Out, trash!" I Say, "Call Him..." He finds out who I am... LOL

[@Anonymous98766-e]

Why doesn’t the CEO just straight up fire Maury right in front of everyone at the wedding? He wouldn’t be able to live that down for the rest of his career.

[@richardlee653]

Yes, and then call the police. In most countries, it is frowned upon for a man to hit a woman without provocation.

[@crystalhamilton3973]

Fired and having him dealt with.

[@crystalhamilton3973]

Fired and humiliated.

[@daidersanto1867]

Maybe there are laws that prevent things like that?

[@susanlayton2143]

This male VA is over the top and sounds ridiculous. He sounds like he belongs voicing a cartoon villain.

[@Mehp2]

He’s ALWAYS like this

[@TarmaHartley]

Snidely Whiplash vibes 😂😂😂

[@Kryten428]

I always think he sounds like a game show host from the 70's.

[@manxkin]

Yet another CEO wedding. Why wasn’t Maury fired immediately?

[@Gerilyn2003]

Gee...CALL THE POL:ICE!!

[@marymulrooney1334]

MAURY: "You are NOT the father."

[@deborahwright8031]

Since when is it ok to punch a defenseless woman . He should be in jail . This idiot isn't managerial material either .

[@ellenosceola5707]

The screaming Snidely Whiplash 😂

[@leecarlson9713]

Yes! That’s who he reminded me of.

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

Extended Aftermath: Eventually as soon he paid off the settlements he was owed, he eventuality quit his job. His pride couldn't take being outdone by others any longer, so he became a recluse

[@annanderson7]

I like the female VA!

[@Anonymous98766-e]

Maury got off easy. He still has a job and no criminal charges for assault. What kind of company looks the other way when an employee assaults another employee?

[@darkmage9252]

Not in Japan. Being demoted with no path of promotion is to make the subject quit on there own. A mark of shame if you will. So it's either be fired or be transferred to a branch with no hopes of being promoted. That's how they deal with problem employees

[@Anonymous98766-e]

@@darkmage9252 Passive aggressive, the Japanese way of dealing with conflict.

[@mleighqs]

Listen Maury, you are not the manager... (crowd goes wild) lol. Merry Christmas everyone.

[@helema23]

lol

[@Tsmoke1414]

This could have been less than half the time it is

[@matthewharrison7127]

Docked pay? No bonus? Demoted? He would have been terminated immediately for assaulting a fellow employee. Oh, and if I'm another company working with this one, I would have serious doubts about the competency of the CEO for not firing this clown. Not firing him would show more negatively on the CEO than a single incident between two employees.

[@leecarlson9713]

Yeah, this would have made me think seriously about doing business with any company who would hire someone like him.

[@donnadoucette3904]

Maury sounds like he’s trying to sound like Boris Karloff in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[@meanmsval]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎼 you’re a mean one Mr. Grinch!

[@thomasdevine867]

He sounds more like he's impersonating Howard Keel. Or maybe "Honest John" from Disney's Pinocchio.

[@karlaswider1083]

Merry Christmas everyone from Rhode Island 🎅🤶🎅🤶🎅🤶

[@lorannamoody7011]

Have a great Christmas from my island! 🦎🏝🎄

[@PaulaDautremont]

The same to you from So CA.

[@rhondafarmer1163]

Merry Christmas from Meridian, Ms☃️🎄

[@edkrach8891]

I would've fired his a--.

[@obiecat3341]

Maury sounds like a cartoon villain lol

[@PaulaDautremont]

Yikes. Did the VA for Maury overdo it in method acting classes? He reminds me of the old time radio show actors.

[@trevarissummerour9142]

Maury? He's not worthy of that name

[@ruthdubb3274]

Stop trying to make branchy happen, Maury!

[@meredithhughes9400]

So, she gets to just contact him to taunt him after his punishment?

[@cseale61]

There isn't a company on this planet that wouldn't immediately fire an employee for assaulting another employee (or anyone for that matter). In the real world he would have been simultaneously fired and arrested.

[@marymulrooney1334]

$1,500? Do they mean $15,000?

[@suefraser3611]

This male voice actor sounds pompous using his normal voice. When he tries to alter his voice to be another character it is ten times worse. I wish this group found a normal sounding male voice actor.

[@nancykent5784]

He sound like someone on the Broadway stage

[@wendyo2561]

Anyone that sounds like that would never make Broadway.

[@lindahill7315]

Sorry but most time I enjoy these stories, but this one is plain stupid.

[@gregwilson7818]

Why does the male voice talk like a game show host?

[@lesa6399]

Snidely aka Maury is back.🤢🤮

[@xenon53827]

Seems like this story crawled out of the trash ?

[@seasons365]

CEO is kinda dumb. Assault is a crime. He'd have gone to jail and lost his job immediately in real life. This story woulda been a lot shorter. lol

[@bettybarron1773]

Maury. Please talk normal your tone and drama is irritating

[@WinterRose4444]

This is the stupidest story I ever heard. 😂 I couldn't even get a minute into it before turning it off. So this woman gets punched in the face and instead of calling the cops she goes looking for her assaulter's number and starts texting him?! Because that's realistic. 😂🙄

[@minirth.maggie]

What the f accent is Maury supposed to have?