【Apple】Forgetful husband claims to be in Europe on business even though he forgot his passport...

[@ladyv5655]

I think Chris' forgetfulness is strategic. He's able to get other people to do things for him that way.

[@lyndatuttle]

That is a good point. I also enjoyed him saying "Don't treat me like a child," when he is worse than a child.

[@devchekhov7512]

It's called weaponized incompetence

[@calamity0.o]

Like a guy who does a bad job at dishes or laundry so they stop being asked to do them.

[@lyndatuttle]

I have a friend like that. I had an used microwave she wanted, but did not want to come over to my house to get it and wanted me to deliver it, but only during certain times. I dropped it on her front porch yesterday, sent her a text, then she complained because I hadn't wiped it off. Everything according to her wants, her schedule. Blocked her once I got home.

[@lyndatuttle]

I have a long term friend of 30 years who does this. She does other things to use people as well and I have gone low contact with her. I have also set boundaries, which she doesn't like. Too bad, so sad.

[@NessieNice]

A popcorn emoji from the wife enjoying his downfall would be great

[@knight2976able]

Looks like he forgot to be faithful as well as his passport. Now he can forget he was married as well since he is divorced

[@ineverexisted7383]

Hahaha youre funny

[@carolroberts4614]

I always wondered how cheaters manage to keep up a double life, and remember everything! Well, here's one that didn't!

[@yesterdayitrained]

🤣🤣🤣

[@xmarianh]

@@ineverexisted7383 x

[@cgamejewels]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noxiouschocolate9644]

I’d say that the saying “the enemy of infidelity is unpredictability” fits here in an ironic way

[@AcerNitroFive]

"After That: Chris went back home, hurried inside and accidentally tripped on a banana peel (that he forgot to pick a few days ago) then landed face-first and went unconscious! A neighbour called an ambulance then. When he woke up, amnesia hit him hard. He forgot who he was and why was he there. Worse case.. nobody came to claim him, even the neighbour!" LOLOL!!!

[@kellyntaylor8184]

The LOLOL! Definitely makes this 100% accurate

[@AcerNitroFive]

@@kellyntaylor8184 :)

[@cgamejewels]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blueroses4373]

😆 🤣

[@lynngrant533]

I think you missed your calling! There may be a career as screen writer in your future! 😂😂😂

[@Luthelioness83]

How you gonna be so absent-minded that you come up with this elaborate plan to cheat on your wife and then forget the ONE thing that would back up your story?!?😂

[@christymackey5740]

She should've sued the girlfriend too, for emotional damage as well.

[@nannamoates2518]

Sadly it isn't an option everywhere.

[@laurab5750]

Seems like it is in this text world.

[@shawnycoffman]

He asked for sympathy from his wife on whom he had just cheated. The audacity stuns me.

[@RavenDanzig]

He ain't sorry for that. He's just sorry his ass got caught.

[@dymonddavis7847]

His own forgetfulness was the cause of his own down fall and the end of his marriage

[@itsjustme7487]

My ex hubby would go up to the gas station for cigarettes and not come back for hours.

[@cgamejewels]

Why even cheat if he's that forgetful? Did he forget he had a wife? LOL He doesn't have to worry about that anymore.

[@citadelofwinds1564]

Him being a scuzzy cheater was the real cause of his downfall. What a pathetic worm, trying to crawl back to the wife he had betrayed. Good on her for dumping his sorry ass.

[@HellstreamGames]

So between the time of him leaving for the airport, and her texting him that he forgot his passport cant be more than 2-3 hours right? And he said he just landed, what kind of magic plane did he take?! USA-Spain in 2 hours? He didnt think that one through xd

[@golden_leader9227]

Yeah, not even the Concorde could do that lol

[@gretchenjaenisch1826]

I was thinking the same thing. It must have been a magic flight. 😀😀

[@slipstreamxr3763]

I've been to Spain, and I think it took us about 15 hours to get there by plane, but it was 18 years ago.

[@Jerseybytes2]

He must have teleported there, which is how he was able to avoid customs and airports. And, if that's the case, he needs to give me his travel agent's name

[@Jerseybytes2]

even from JFK I believe it takes about 7 or more hours (depending on where you go in Spain). that's not counting going to the airport and checking your luggage in, and then walking those 100 miles to the airplane's gate :D (miles may be a slight exaggeration, tho it sometimes does feel like we're walking that much)

[@masterjoda999]

Everyone betray me and I'm sick of it! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

[@lyndatuttle]

Gaslighting is strong with this one.

[@freespirit3891]

He forgot the saying, "the best laid plans of men and mice, often go astray" he sure did go astray, and it cost him everything.

[@loudelk99]

Forgetful people shouldn't have affairs. LOL 2nd Washington St.

[@dizzysdoings]

The only thing my husband used to forget was his phone. I don't know how many times I had to take it to him. With his position, he wasn't in his office much. Instead, he was all over a refinery. And the phone would ring quite often. So, I'd have to drop everything and take it to him.

[@ivorynk752]

Ironically, me being forgetful caused me to memorize my family's phone numbers. I kept forgetting my phone so I had to borrow someone else's phone to call people and their phone numbers weren't saved in the phone I was using.

[@abx42]

Before the US had passport cards my second wife decided she was going to Mexico supposedly business trip and in the same fashion I found it still at home while she was gone. Fun times I tell ya.

[@pama9588]

She’s so smart! I like her and he was deflected. He’s so stupid!

[@annt7384]

I have adhd and I’m extremely forgetful - not careless - so I have a lot of systems in place to lessen the probability of losing things. That’s why it’s so ridiculous the ex thinks he could cheat when he couldn’t even remember the tracks he was trying to cover.

[@isabellahodge4162]

My husband once forgot his wallet AND his underpants, lol. So he had no money to buy underpants.....until a generous work colleague loaned him some cash. It was funny though. He's never forgotten his passport though, mostly because I used to pin it into his jacket pocket. There was always a chance that he could have forgotten the jacket however. Oh and he did forget his driving licence on another trip and I had to send it via courier before he could hire a car.

[@Gazing-09]

I have to admit, I see myself in Chris. Only about how forgetfull I tend to be. Knowing stuff like that, I stress myself a lot, usually for nothing.

[@jewelhenson3034]

So people think that an affair is justified if they love the ones they're having the affair with? The court won't care about this when awarding compensation and alimony. Cheating is cheating.

[@Nikkimommyof4]

Seems to me the first red flad should have been that he was making the flight arrangements on his own rather than an assistant doing it for him. Everything after that just further supported her reasons not to trust him.

[@LucyB34]

Lol got a real chuckle out of the @real trip is to a place called misery and you’re the only passenger”

[@quizmaster85]

"You were the only one taking the relationship seriously *than..* " (sic) Than what or who?

[@dracofirex]

I KNOW RIGHT?

[@gypsygem9395]

Think it was meant to be 'then'

[@ire1398]

Have him turn on his phone’s “find my…” and connect it to the home network. Then you at least know where his phone is.

[@AuroraPaintBrush4444]

Parts of this reminds me of the movie "The Room" like there are some whiplash moments plus "Alien writing human feel" to it. "Everyone betrays me!" "Oh hi Mark!"

[@dracofirex]

She's lying I never hit her I did not oh hi Mark

[@yvonnefobbs6232]

I'm so addicted to these stories!!

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Me too

[@dracofirex]

"Your trip wasn't to Spain, it was to a place called misery." Me, immediately: Missouri, right. "No, misery!" Me: I know what I said.

[@kimbrey65]

Air Texts, Your text bubbles are too transparent that it makes them hard to read. I'm less concerned about the background, than I am what's being shown in the text. I don't hear clearly and so I have to read the messages. Please fix the transparency, so that the messages are easier to see. Thank you.

[@laurab5750]

Not to mention those videos behind are quite distracting. Sometimes obnoxiously so.

[@cherylloliver3251]

It happens Every time. As soon as the man gets caught, he tries that "it must be nice to sit at home all day" crap.

[@DanielSelk]

"You're coming back to an empty house." "...why?" PSH!!! WHY?!?!?!?!? Lol! Are you not paying attention?

[@GordonHeaney]

For proof, a selfie would have been the obvious thing to ask, what with the meta data etc. That would have thrown him straight away

[@Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian]

And we have another Apple text channel, yay! It’s almost every day I feel like I’m finding a new one. I get so excited when I find a new one. I instantly subscribe and hit notify for all new videos because I love every Apple text channel you put out.

[@LucyB34]

Yeah there are a lot now. Apple Cafe. Apple Kitty, Airtexts, Apple Santa not sure I got them all

[@sandrahertel6282]

What a jerk, and then to think he could just go back to his wife after telling her he was serious about his side piece but he got dumped so he wants to go back to his marriage. Are there really that dumb and selfish people out there?

[@manxkin]

No way did he travel from the U.S. to Spain without his passport. Well Obviously. “Risky Business” trip! Expensive plan on Chris’ part since she bought a plane ticket to Spain for him. I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas! Ridiculous story but entertaining.

[@aliya6158]

I also don't understand why it has to be Spain, he can tell whatever city in the USA and everything would've been ok.

[@mayuravirus6134]

At least he didn't forgot where he put his head

[@chloeelizabeth2174]

Cheating isn’t a mistake 🤣

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Excellent story.

[@Cloudmaster1511]

go girl

[@adriennegormley9358]

Sounds like the clouds isn't where he has his head stuck up in. 😁

[@priscillaferret8755]

Nice to start the video with a Swiss train in the background

[@geenarae]

I don't understand why these people wouldn't just reply with "I don't care" when their cheating partner begins to whine. The writing for these just go on and on when a simple "I don't care" would solve everything.

[@vangelina09]

Most of these I believe are plot points new authors are trying out before working them into their novel or something…

[@raveniaelhoran2647]

Tell me you're cheating on me without telling me you're cheating on me.

[@Icyangel10]

I wondered if this was leading to cheating or a guy realizing he needs to take remembering more seriously. Wonder what happened to his side chick? Guessing her husband isn’t letting her live this down if what he said was true & not a bluff to see if she was serious.

[@brucehursman8874]

I forgot murder is against the law.

[@worriorprincess4481]

He shouldn't have been cheating anyway ... He wasn't careless .. he was a perpetual liar ..

[@lauramarika]

Fifth channel?!?!! We are so lucky! 😍

[@krasistefanovlol]

the guy is the embodiment of "i forgor💀"

[@brokenpieces5852]

Small correction: You *can* fly without a passport but only domestic. My passport expired a couple years ago and I didn’t learn until recently. Luckily I only needed a government ID. However if I were to cross the border, then I need to have a passport.

[@nicknack690]

The story people know that. That's why she knew that he wasn't going to Spain. He just went to Vegas. They are in the us, obviously

[@thecornettmultiverse]

Yeah, they clearly establish that he'd told her it was an international flight, so if that had been the truth the passport would have been checked before he was even able to board. That's how she knew something was off.

[@memawknowsbest4978]

You do realize that Spain isn't in the US don't you?

[@worriorprincess4481]

HE SAID HE WAS TRAVELINGTO SPAIN ... INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL NEEDS A PASSPORT ... just saying. ... However now you can put all your information on an enhanced driver's license or ID

[@LinwoodBlackmore]

“Text me a selfie with your new passport”

[@aidendaniels4063]

dont you need your passport to even fly in country as well?

[@JC-dg3xd]

Nope. Just out of country.

[@cgamejewels]

How did he even get married if he's this forgetful? How is he even keeping a job for that matter? It's not hard to go online and check bank accounts or credit card accounts. If the company paid for the tickets, room and board, He's embezzling funds if he's not using them for work. Why did the wife's last words to Chris sound like something from the Twilight Zone?

[@Mrstigger747]

Hello from Chilliwack BC Canada 🇨🇦

[@allinotte4263]

Classic gaslighter

[@helensnyder8126]

I mean, the first minute is relatable, cuz i have memory issues and ADD. The rest? That man is trash.

[@iamdragonkrys]

😂😂😂 lmao😂😂

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

Reason #43 not to cheat: side-piece may not seek you as more than a fling

[@sarasorensen2650]

I don't know anyone who throws away an old passport

[@Fcutdlady]

I have a passport card as well as a passport book. If I leave my passport book at home my card is in my wallet

[@kareneastman9695]

He's busted !🙂😀😀🙂He's gonna get it?!

[@devinbrynjulson4052]

Coulda saved a lot of time with a polygamous marriage. Guess he forgot that to.

[@Selena-gz9ts]

Didn't she buy his ticket?

[@rainbowkatsuki7510]

I think this dude has ADHD, he's forgetting everything

[@mirellalastar]

That female sing-talk voice can really get on one's nerves. There are other tones out there than this sarcastic voice.

[@black-wizard-zeref]

I’m happy ex lost everything but…. I hope hear what happened to the AP did she get forgiven ? Did sue loose everything n get fired aswell? Sorry but this is where it makes us think one got worse n other only slap on wrist. I hope If real she suffers aswell well husband of got betrayed aswell gets better like aswell as OP while the cheaters suffer

[@georgeowain]

I live in the UK. So just to understand, you don’t need a passport or something to travel between the States by plane? Because I was wondering how he could board one without his passport.

[@ruthdeckman9781]

I believe as long as you are traveling state to state, you don't need the passport. Also, and I could be wrong about this, there are some countries that can be traveled to without it, as long as you have some form of identification on you.

[@WoflieGirl]

From state to state you just need your driver's license. Though certain states require an enhanced license

[@paulredinger5830]

@@WoflieGirl since when? I’ve driven all over the United States since 1978 and I’ve never heard that anywhere.

[@paulredinger5830]

Only need a passport for international travel, and usually a visa from some countries. Interstate travel passports aren’t necessary. We used to not need a passport to enter Canada, but now you do.

[@gilded_lady]

@@paulredinger5830 I think they were talking about the new Real ID IDs. As of March 2023 you'll need that Real ID or a passport to fly within the US

[@rosenelson8023]

Seriously the wife is really annoying, I can see why he wants out ,she like a grand inquisitor , yikes.

[@bradseeley9613]

its always about the money for women never get married

[@PeachWookiee]

Chris is so dead…

[@paulredinger5830]

She really doesn’t have the authority or power to kick him out of his house. Doesn’t work like that.

[@Jesusluvme]

Sounds like he has ADHD. Classic signs of it, forgetting things and being unorganized.

[@Nitro89]

Oi i have adhd and I would never forget my passport

[@Jesusluvme]

@@Nitro89 my daughter has it as do I, but she would totally forget her passport. She'd forget her head if it wasn't attached lol. She has it pretty severely.

[@Nitro89]

@@Jesusluvme well i guess i have it a little easier then at the very least your daughter dosent have high functioning autism like I do

[@francishunt562]

Maybe he's just not very clever.

[@calamity0.o]

He might have bpd as well since some adhd also have it go undiagnosed when the people around them dismiss the symptoms for adhd. The lying, anger and manipulation scream it.

[@itsjustme7487]

Pin a note on cheating SOB.

[@PrinceJediMaster]

First Ohio

[@tammyminder833]

Damnnnnnnn I Love Her

[@tartlynerdy]

Narration: 3:00 "And although Chris didn't realize it just yet, he made a fatal error. Give this man a shovel. He's going to need more than six feet under for the grave he's digging himself into."🪦