Apple's New iOS Emojis Are Wildin' | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@allgemini05]

Desus head-on looks funny but when he turns to the side and exposes the Bluetooth....his costume jumps to a whole nother level of caucasity.

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

@Jack park you're a lame one, aren't you?

[@allgemini05]

@@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961 Ha thanks. I wasn't going to respond to him because he's most likely a sad little kid that just wants attention....I'm a 32yo adult. I just don't have time for stupid people.

[@kayceecee-]

This is my favorite Desus. I never want to see him without said wig and Bluetooth!!

[@allgemini05]

k. c. It fits him so well!

[@_richsaint]

They killed me with the blind guy emoji lmao

[@Akirasloss]

“What are you homeless, not in this neighborhood “🤣🤣

[@lineoarlow5120]

Their reaction to the bald emoji 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@owlie14]

Mero out here looking like Sho'Nuff's brother...

[@destroyer841]

Damn deep cut. Respect

[@the_gratefulgamer]

Sho'Nuff's bro NotENuff

[@terrencecarter1915]

Bruce Leroy!!!!!!!

[@brotherdandy]

Am I the meanest?

[@drphot6050]

NoNuff

[@AyeshaGo]

"This is the butt like yo I'm all natural" Mero is wild 😂😂

[@DarthFurie]

He's a mess lmao

[@likefatherlikeson7432]

Yo is it me or does that blonde hair and outfit fit him way to well

[@broderickbrown5336]

Almost seems like he forgot he was in costume after a while.

[@erizabeta]

you're not wrong. it's weird

[@trippylos3184]

Alternate universe desus

[@jayvang7490]

@@trippylos3184 Now it’s 12 months from now Desus

[@tchitewere]

Homie that said “yeah right.” ain’t shit haha

[@Nezziekay]

Probably gets passes to say the n word from his black friends, but ain't smart enough to know that we've had fourteen black astronauts in space already.

[@imanimartin6876]

Exactly. Desus should have said something because whoever said "yeah right" clearly is uneducated in black history.

[@destroyer841]

Mero's costume look like a homeless yoga teacher.

[@broderickbrown5336]

"...homeless yoga teacher." Impossible, _their body is their temple_ . *; ))*

[@shadorachambersclips]

I’m cryyyyy

[@elibreezy]

Danny obviously he’s a samurai

[@kriskenard]

"she got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry"

[@reneehoward8936]

It's GARLIC

[@kriskenard]

Renee Howard #ShutUpMyNiggaShutUp

[@seanwilson8168]

@@kriskenard ahh PODCAST DROP LOL

[@raquelathos]

“This is going on my blog” 😂

[@Christopher-td8wu]

4:03 Kinda disappointed because there have been many black astronauts. 14 to be exact with #15 scheduled for next year.

[@ting280]

the community needs to learn about them and rep them. the only space related black guy we know about is NDT

[@Christopher-td8wu]

@Mossimo Tiberi But it would not be a joke if the audience member knew how many black people have gone to space. For example, a joke about the NFL not having any black quarterbacks would be lame because around 25% of starting quarterbacks are black. JS

[@cbock1836]

Christopher we all know they exist just like how we know there’s many black quarterbacks in the NFL and many black people in almost every position imaginable it’s just a joke on the stereotype

[@friskydingooo7992]

Paper Towel Boy the thing is that people believe stereotypes

[@bloopbloopbloopbloopbloop]

@Mossimo Tiberi its not funny

[@angels5010]

The salt in their face when the bald one popped up 💀😂

[@marquislizz]

mero really said "what lace"

[@bmama125]

Mero's express when the bald emoji came up 3:25 😆

[@dragthebobqueen]

Mae jemisen would like a word about the black astronaut giggles🤦🏾‍♀️

[@djdenton6153]

Facts 😂

[@Nezziekay]

So would the other thirteen black astronauts

[@selalewis9189]

I love how ya Kid Mero can legit lay down in his own outfit.

[@BlitzFatty]

They paused for so long before deciding it was a baby

[@eboooo]

Triggering

[@Chigz10]

I'm pretty sure they cut out something wild Mero said before, then he was like oh it's a baby lol

[@jaybrown149]

@@Chigz10 it was a shot at mero, since he is bald

[@jerico80]

@@jaybrown149 Oh I thought it was a person with cancer and they thought it was wrong to make a joke about it.

[@QueenKunta]

Son of man! That’s exactly what I think happened.

[@kerrajohnson3203]

They hit us with the wild chemo emoji 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@drphot6050]

“I still hit tho!” - White Desus

[@michaelbell4930]

That Professor X emoji is wild tho 😂

[@Pooonjabi]

These the black kids that hang at Astor Place. lmaoo

[@officialroxxmusic]

You know homie from the crowd who killed Mero gon tell erryone about it forever lml

[@43best]

Desus with the Bluetooth earpiece!!! Lol

[@vampire_workday]

mero is really pulling off “ the comfiest samurai” look

[@joeshanahan2919]

Mero w the lace front. Unclockable!

[@kris5885]

4:03 problematic light 🚨 👋🏾

[@reneehoward8936]

"cause otters run wild in the Bronx"... 🤣🤣🤣 You stoopid fa that one.

[@marcosmunguia7273]

That black astronaut is future hendrixx

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

"the black kids that hang at astor place"🤣🤣

[@Tortilla.Reform]

I love that Desus said he only knows about animals native to the Bronx

[@brandonhibbert2246]

Desus is too quick! 😂

[@brandalecarter9354]

Thought it was a onion too.

[@theplourde]

3:26 is mad awkward. I feel for Mero

[@haha9121]

Not in this neighborhood 💀💀💀💀

[@ashleyd8412]

Target employee 😂

[@ItsLettiD]

I can't even lie I saw that bald emoji and the first thing that came to mind was DJ Envy 😓😂

[@oliverdyer9155]

2:13 They lowkey do, just not the animal kind

[@brycegokool8265]

Wait what?

[@codfish80]

A term some gay people call themselves I think

[@mistaTHIRTEEN]

I was fully expecting that comment from Messy Mero

[@Jehuty999]

And I, Oooo!

[@TuMalditaMadre]

1:25 "But..." "If you're bl--" we know where that was going 😂

[@samgarong]

desus needs to post those two pics he took at the end lmaoo

[@MrJvcksxn]

Who else thought it was an onion

[@vaniset]

That black astronaut part was deep

[@frikadellenwerfer3870]

"Yeah right"? - Google Ed Dwight.

[@ToroidalVortexLove]

Soundcloud rapper 😂😂😂

[@Alione]

- "Where is the lie?" or "I don't see it."

[@newmula5045]

Eh eh not in This neighborhood 😂😂😂😂

[@brandongamble905]

These Halloween costumes have me in the fuckin floor hahaha

[@LegendShark]

why is the garlic emoji so realistic

[@xavierlugo5296]

U know the person that was laughing hard as hell after mero layed down was the nikka who said yeah right lol

[@knowthecurl]

Shout out to all the black astronauts. Special shoutout to Ronald McNair who went to North Carolina A&T 💙💛💙💛 May He Rest In Peace. 👨🏾‍🚀👨🏾‍🚀👨🏾‍🚀

[@bandilen7598]

😹😹😹" soundcloud rapper"

[@michaelwordlaw2605]

3:21 Desus and Mero Ey.....you two...!!! Dont chu do it.....dont chu do it.... Betta lee that one alone......

[@wannabethiccbihhh1607]

THE BLUETOOOOOTH

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

When yo girl sends you the wild paragraph. I'm a blind man ain't seen shit lmao

[@bbcm2007]

From the eyebrows up Mero looks like the original Green Ranger.

[@That70sHeidi]

Mero's outfit earns him a wiiiild post on NextDoor. "Now these vagabonds are WEARING their SLEEPING BAGS! NIMBY! *shakes cane at sky*"

[@Jorgemikell]

I’ve never been to Astor Place (I’m from Chicago) but know exACTLY what kind of kids they’re referring to.

[@carlosgonzalez8275]

Lmaooooo kids from astor place emoji

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

Mero looks very comfortable

[@tonyb3533]

beavers run wild in the bronx?lol

[@ValentinoB]

I'm mad nobody made a "orbiting uranus" joke smh lmao

[@heidiguo977]

HAHAHA omg the loooooooks

[@thesuburbanegro]

mero saw that bald emoji & asked himself "is it worth my career to get this joke off" *L M F A O*

[@TheLion377]

Desus look like Daylyt's alter ego without the white face...

[@WTWAK]

That onion....that's a zip my guys. I thought you were sharp yerrr?

[@christophermichael5764]

Both, the sneaker budget and the frame of pop-culture references on this show, are endless.

[@jakestanley52]

Bald emoji = Charlie Villanueva

[@starforce1003]

Still no salute emoji 😒

[@Jimjam9000]

Mero was tight when the bald one came up

[@frodo691]

JT emoji had pistachio hair

[@OutWestC]

Apple gave Mero is own Emoji 🤣👻

[@mr.mittensiscalmlikeabomb4434]

yeah right. aww.

[@danny___928]

the blind guy emoji low key is the guy that comes on the subway but it’s mad packed so you tryna act like you got ya eyes closed so you don’t got to give up your seat. let’s be real half of us be doing this.

[@wikionthisfreestyle]

Dammit I was watching this live , but my girl wanted to be put to sleep 🤦🏽‍♂️🙄😩 I should’ve been like “babe the Boyz are on!!”😂

[@JW-wp3yh]

Sends black man in astronaut suit: Why you send me a picture of a black man in a stolen astronaut suit?

[@beatsbykana]

weird that caillou got his own emoji

[@kachionyekuru1914]

Yo desus sweater is $510 the brand is really frow at fashion shows rn

[@sharondalewis1620]

Mero is Bronx Jesus

[@tsals_antics9472]

Red headed black chick wears black Air Force ones. Fight me 😂🙋🏽‍♀️

[@sfrussell999]

Tiesha Saldana no thank you, black Air Force ones are nature’s way of saying ⚠️🚫⚠️

[@yomardc777]

To be fair I thought it was an onion too

[@jerico80]

Yo Whoever said the bald one is a chemogi is wrong for that!

[@candigirrl003]

Looking ready for slumber party, hash tag slumber party ready,

[@missesdimplez]

why they really made a justin Timberlake emoji lmaooo

[@wkshd5752]

Not to be that guy (but I'm gonna) How are Apple users just getting these emojis?

[@crashingxhearts]

WKSHD we be getting cheated fam

[@corbinfobbs6409]

Desus gotta stop bangin on kanye #jesuswalks #christisking#desusblessup

[@sickfoo5506]

Still hit tho

[@Suiram82]

Black Astronaut sounds like a band name

[@theniteowlshowpodcast1806]

Lol😂😂

[@KatbotZ]

What is Mero?

[@Kbanz198]

😂

[@michellemayela6086]

1:30

[@mshalls7614]

Garlic stands for smells like ass.

[@incrediblesrinkingman293]

That's not a target employee... that's post-woke culture Jale from state farm. U know, when Jake randomly.turned into a black guy one day lol

[@mrj5695]

Dominican sho muff

[@illuminatusquis5909]

Yerrrrrrr

[@mrj5695]

Mero was right desus a white man

[@victorcrespo787]

What are they supposed to be lol

[@cam62cam811]

I saw the bald head emoji & The Story Of Adidon started playin in my head . Am I a horrible person ?

[@the1ging123]

the gays are gonna use the otter emoji... just sayin...

[@Sharie.]

There are black astronauts! They are ignorant for laughing