A FILM BY PETER PARKER EXTENDED | Spider-man : Homecoming

[@cherophilia]

If Peter Parker was a vlogger.

[@alaaalshaba9456]

he kind of is tho xD

[@sillysullies1612]

Yasssss

[@magicguystudios7940]

@@alaaalshaba9456 only to himself, he can’t show this to anyone

[@itsliterallyryangosling]

Then everyone would know he's Spider-man which is not so good unless he's an adult like in the civil war comics

[@zay-ft5ts]

4:46. "I should probably go to bed, but I really don't want to." This is me. I hate waking up in the morning. Im tired all day, but when it's time to actually go to sleep, I suddenly have a burst of energy and don't wanna sleep.

[@avapaige309]

That’s what I call my last burst of energy

[@sillysullies1612]

You do NOT get how much I relate to this/you!

[@KoiYakultGreenTea]

High school superhero - brings homework

[@sillysullies1612]

XD

[@sagerelaxations]

peter: NO ned, spider-man is NOT a party trick!!! also peter:

[@mishkacervantes4776]

The little moment his british accent jumped out aw

[@rebeccaxu1017]

SketchPadsAndPuppieS ! When? Oml time stamp please?

[@emmalee4452]

@@rebeccaxu1017 The orange chair part!! It's at 2:51

[@chloerose5999]

i didn't hear it

[@ashleynfranks]

Emma Lee and when we was naming the different candies

[@sillysullies1612]

🤣

[@fernansanchez6331]

"I've a TV in my bathroom? YES!" -Peter Parker (2016)

[@lauren8576]

Sticky boy reminded me from Spider-Man far from home where he says “I can help I’m strong and... sticky”

[@z4zs3r]

I want to see a full 2 hour film of peter just vloging

[@Nayely2010]

I’d loved to see this. But i would love to see him become a daily blogger even more.

[@lesly7222]

watching this after nwh got me in tears

[@Sophie-gd8om]

same bestie. I've never seen this before or even heard of it, idk how! but it hits hard after nwh 😭

[@addiesuggs1692]

0:51 as someone who lives in queens, I freaked out the first time I saw this because I literally take that road to work every day. I literally recognized it immediately lol

[@wyattgoralski818]

That's awesome. Cool story, man.

[@madelineef]

god he used to be so happy..

[@avapaige309]

This made me smile for all the six minutes of this video. I love Spider-Man/Peter Parker and Tom Holland. This was the best thing I’ve seen all year. (Besides the Far From home tralier).

[@sillysullies1612]

Yes, the EXACT same for me... except the trailer bit: For me the No Way Home trailer

[@webzhh]

Look at the far from home to do list vid

[@spnhearts]

He’s such a dork😂💓 he brought his homework😂

[@chadsshadows]

When??

[@millyboop2047]

now watching nwh, its amazing that for the whole time throughout this trilogy nobody stole his phone, went through his camera roll and accidentally found out that he's spiderman

[@Jzizzles]

Pro vlogger right here

[@danielapallarescastellanos5577]

DID HE GO TO A PARTY?! MY BABE BOY😂😭

[@f4ridas]

At this point peter should make a KZbin channel for these masterpiece vlogs.

[@foxtatertot]

I love the moments when it sounds like actual camcorder audio, it makes it seem so much more authentic and like an actual video diary that Peter Parker made.

[@lesliedaone7768]

Those 6 minutes went by hella fast😂😂 I needa buy this on Blu-ray

[@ShadnicThe]

Love the fact that right after fighting Captain America, Ant-Man, Falcon, and Winter Soldier, Peter just goes out and parties with random Germans on a rooftop party and swings around with hot women.

[@hansenbrothers]

I love the theme during the opening title sequence, wish it was used again.

[@riqlmezz]

watching this after nwh was pain bruh

[@kristineelguea3643]

Sticky boy 😂

[@matt13r1]

Can I Keep This? Happy 😠

[@Marvelthingss]

Wait why am I just now hearing about this masterpiece?!

[@102-d7i]

Bro how do u think I feel

[@iarland9693]

Me too

[@PoweRCyBEr93]

« There you gon seat » really got me 😂😂

[@theincrediblespiderdude5454]

Tony after seeing these : I need the suit back

[@idkkola7256]

Watching this after no way home :,)

[@222SLICKK]

4:20 when I get a whip from my dad 😂😂

[@lesliedaone7768]

3:04 nerd😂😂😂😂 that’s my little dork😍😍❤️❤️❤️

[@iamrhapsodyli]

In Civil War, when Ant-Man went big, Peter said, "Holy shit!" out of shock. That wasn't shown here. Instead he just said, "He's big now. Gotta go now." A minor inconsistency I just noticed when I re-binged all MCU movies.

[@ninabella981]

what an angel

[@nicoleofficial8216]

“Look at the candies!😮”

[@wyattgoralski818]

"I should probably go to bed, but I really don't want to." *proceeds to sneak out and have fun* This is totally me when I'm staying at a nice hotel room.

[@Neutronic01]

Love that parkour bit!

[@Dr_Heinz_Doofenshmirtz-q7g]

He is so gen z, i like to think that after the snap, tony watches the footage back to remember him

[@yessyvascielo1131]

I swear if Peter had a channel, he would be the most subscribed channel ever 😂😂❤❤❤

[@nicoleofficial8216]

He said orange so British

[@KoiYakultGreenTea]

Somewhere along the way he ran into a woman naked while filming and he didn’t know what to do 😂

[@alejandrapineda7075]

No one ...why though 😂😂

[@sitsia3808]

Wait what?

[@KoiYakultGreenTea]

@@sitsia3808 Tom mentioned while wandering Berlin doing the handheld camera scenes he came across a naked woman

[@088jr]

you'd the best you maked it look real

[@bargz832]

If this full one was in the movie it would be the best one

[@sillysullies1612]

Peter Parker listens to music while swinging around the place: Bang! (by AJR)

[@avetrotter1356]

this is just tom messing around

[@zc6036]

Aw the home works

[@088jr]

it is awesome good work

[@ColdFuse96]

So the eyes were detachable??? 😂😂😂😂

[@DannyTran-em3qt]

6:02 Happy is pissed

[@alexandrelobo8524]

this video passes the impression that tom is in fact a f#ckboy, playboy

[@sillysullies1612]

I put me in with Peter Parker and tell me if you like the story. It goes only four minutes in, though. Like if you love! (I'm not joking, this probably took around 30 minutes to write): Peter started the video, first filming out the window, looking at the Unisphere. “New York,” He said in a gravely tone, “Queens; it’s a rough burrow but hey: it’s home.” “Who you talkin’ to?” Happy [Hogan] said from the driver’s seat. Peter whipped the blackberry around to film the back of his head: “No one,” Parker said in his normal voice; “Just makin’ a little video of the trip.” I giggled. He looked at me and smiled, but continued to film Happy. “You know, you can’t show it to anyone.” He said, “Anyone but me!” I pointed out. Happy made an annoyed grumbling sound. “Mhm.” Peter said. “Well, yeah, I know.” He ignored me, “Then why’re you narrating that voice?” Happy said considering his ‘manly’ voice he’d been using. “Uhhhh… ‘Cause it’s fun.” He continued filming, the cars zooming ahead of them, through the windshield. “Fine.” Happy said finally, putting on his shades as the sun appeared from behind a cloud, “So, uhhh, why they call you ‘Happy’?” Hogan pressed a button at the roof of the car and a window popped up to separate the driver's seats from the passenger’s. “Because he never is,” I whispered to Peter, “Why else?” In the next scene of the filming we were hopping out of the car and Happy was grabbing a suitcase. “C’mon. I’m not carrying your bag.” He grumbled, pulling our suitcases out, too. “Thanks.” Peter breathed. “Mhm.” I agreed and grabbed my bag from him. We headed toward a private jet that had words on the side which read: ‘Stark Industry’. Happy clicked a button and the door of it started to open. “Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?” Pete asked. I nodded to agree; “There’s a bathroom on it.” He replied. Parker turned the camera around to film himself (You could see me, however, if you looked over his right shoulder). He made a ‘THIS IS AWESOME!’ face for the camera. We got on the plane and I immediately sat down; Peter filmed the captains’ wheel-where no one was sitting. “WHOAAAAAAW!” He said, “Who’s flyin’ it?” He turned the blackberry to film the seats/aisle. He gasped, “Look at this thing!” The seats are fancy, I thought to myself settling comfortably into them. The ‘buckle up, passengers!’ light reminded me to strap myself in (And thank goodness because otherwise I would have for sure forgotten). I waved at the camera as he filmed me for a second before he sat down in front of Happy. Happy gave him a ‘Really, bro? Really?’ look, “This is cool,” Pete said; “That where ya gonna sit?” Parker’s escort asked. “Yeah.” Happy made an expression that said-sternly, clearly, and finally-‘No.’. “Is this your first time on a private plane?” He said instead, “Yeah!” I called from the seat behind Peter’s. “First time on any plane.” I gave him an astonished look that he missed entirely. “Ya know? why don’tchya stay here,” Hogan suggested, as he got up to go to another seat: “Stretch out”-Peter filmed himself again-“you gotta big day comin’ up, might wanna sleep.” In the next film, Pete was filming himself beside the window. “We’regonnatakeoff. We’retakin’offwe’retakin’off!” He said as if all that was one word. He made a frightened face as the plane got liftoff and engine started whirring, “Is it s’posed to make that noise?” (I had fallen asleep-taking Happy Hogan’s advice I suppose-so I didn’t hear him) “Happy! Happy!” He said filming the-supposedly-lifeless looking. Body of Happy. (He had fallen into a very deep sleep) Peter exited the bathroom, “Oh, it’s a push.” He mumbled as it finally gave way. He turned the camera to look at him and he put his finger to his lips. He snuck up on asleep-Happy and started slowly putting the blackberry closer and closer to, now, snoring-Happy. Happy slapped it away, “S-sorry,” Peter said. Next film: Peter and I were following Happy out of the airport we had just landed in: He pointed the camera at me, and I took it as my ‘cue’. “No one has actually told us…. why we're in Berlin; or what we’re doing. Something about… Captain America went crazy?” He filmed some buildings; a lake; a tunnel (that we drove through); another lake; a biker; a monument? Us standing in front of that monument; a nice townsman; some ladies who seemed like they liked Peter; massive pretzels; us at our hotel. “‘Ey kids,” Happy said to me and Pete knocking on a door, “This is you.” “Are we- oh we’re neighbors?” Peter asked, “We’re not roommates,” He said unlocking the door to his room which was adjacent to ours, “Something tells me he’s perfectly, absolutely jolly with that,” I whispered to my roommate. Parker nodded. “Suit up.” Happy said as he entered his room while I unlocked the door to ours. “WHAT?” I heard Peter shrieked as he went in; I followed close behind. It was big. A desk-scratch that: two desks; at least three or four chairs; and master bed (uncomfortably one. Which we later found could split into two twin beds). Peter Parker filmed himself with me awkwardly in the background. “WOAH. Oh my gosh, this is insane…” He paused, “Not loving the orange chair.” He said filming it behind him. (Unfortunately, all the chairs were orange.) I opened the curtains and he filmed out the window. “What?” I yelped, taking in the view. “Look at the candies!” Apparently, Peter had found a basket full of candies (oh dear). He went to film the bathroom and I followed. “WE HAVE A TV IN OUR BATHROOM?!” “No!” I said coming to take a look: there was, in fact, a TV in there. “Yeeeesssss!” He said. “So like,” I piped up, “You're just doin’ your business, and then you’re like, ‘Hm. I’m bored and this may take a while. I have an idea! I’ll just watch some good ol’ movies in the meantime!’?” “‘Parently,” Peter said. “Wait, I might actually do that…” I said giving him (and the camera) a sheepish grin. Peter set the blackberry on the bed and started unpacking, (it was still filming). “I brought my homework, just in case, ya know? Just… I dunno how long Imma be here.” “Darn. I should’ve done that!” I said, “Yeah, you really should’ve, Pine. Now you’re gonna have, like, a mountain left to do.” I groaned. “C’mon!” We heard Happy shout, “Ummm,” Peter said, to the phone and me; “ I guess it’s time to go fight… the bad guys.” In the next scene, Peter was filming himself in the mirror with his homemade Spider-Man outfit on (I had mine on, too). “Okay Peter you got this, you got this.” “Heck ya you do!” I yelled from the background, “What the ***l ya'll wearin’?” Happy asked. “It’s our suits,” I said uncomfortably. “Where're the cases?” Hogan said exasperatedly. “What cases?” Pete asked as we followed him over to a door which he pushed open, “That’s not my room! I-I thought that was a closet.” “Over here! Go!” “This is still our room…” I said following them through a short hallway, “Our room is way bigger than I thought!” Peter said, “I found the cases, I found the cases!” He said as we entered a room with a really nice-looking table and two cases on top of it. There was a note on each that read: ‘A minor upgrade -TS’. We popped them open at the same time: “WOAH! Oh my gosh!” Peter said as a-far, far-nicer suit appeared and a bunch of status stuff. “Put ‘em on.” Happy said, gesturing to the suits. “What the- the- this is the coolest thing I’ve every se-” I said, “LET’S GO.” Happy said. Peter stumbled over words. “I- I- I don’t understand. Is it for us?” Happy was leaving the room, so we both assumed they were for us. “Happy! Happy wait!” He called after him in a feeble attempt to get him back. Peter took off his mask. “This is- insane! INSANE! Look at this thing! Look! Look at the eyes; it’s like- it’s like a skin-tight IronMan suit.”-I giggled-“It’s, I- Thisisthegreatestdayofmylife, thisisthegreatestdayofmylife, thisisthegreatestda-” Happy appeared behind him and grabbed his shoulders. “Let’s go, c’mon.” “Ok, ok!” We both put on our suits in pure joy.

[@aliquistapes]

Woah that’s awesome good job ❤️

[@krtlkid]

Spiderman: Project X

[@sillysullies1612]

WHY are there no subtitles?!?!

[@iisylilia3424]

I found it yay

[@ashertomato4th505]

1:42

[@ashertomato4th505]

1:38

[@c-mc]

lmfao

[@incostirva]

So funny 😆😆😆

[@rishibhatta6754]

Asom

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

UUUUUUNNDDDEERRRROOOOOOS

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