Aquaman is Actually a Bad Guy

During a Justice League meeting, Batman points out all the flaws in Aquaman because he's sooooo cool.
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[@nxoxoxnxe1551]

"This motherfucker got a whopper" WHY IS THIS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@user-Jay178]

Yeah lol

[@nxoxoxnxe1551]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 okay! 👍

[@CanadianWolverine]

Yeah, who would even stoop so low as to eat from Burger King, that place hasn't produced anything edible in decades!

[@malikscott7062]

That’s what I’m saying

[@deadlypandaghost]

I know the implication is that he also stopped at Burger King, but really with this Batman I can't help but think he just bullied Aquaman out of the league so he could take his burger.

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

I mean, this is plausible. For all we know that mf got TWO Whoppers.

[@SpinyBadger]

Believable, even though Bruce could buy the whole of Burger King and create an entire division dedicated to instantly getting him a Whopper when he wants.

[@CyberDragon10K]

Because theft equals _flavour._ 😆

[@simeonellinger2064]

Nah, he also hit burger King. He was just being petty because Aquaman got a free pass for his burger stop.

[@juannaym8488]

Bruce is kind of a huge dick in many iterations. Him taking someone's whooper isn't out of the question for him

[@toystolife1678]

Aquaman: *Gets a warmer welcome than Batman* Batman: “Imma end this man’s whole career”

[@Sal13414]

be original

[@WhyisAlpharius69]

@@Sal13414It’s the internet, taking too much care on originality in youtube comment sections isn’t the same as criticizing media like artwork or literature.

[@Sal13414]

It's a good thing i'm not criticizing artwork or literature and just telling this kid toystolife1678 to be more original@@WhyisAlpharius69

[@ap7635]

Superman: Batman the reason we weren't angry at Aquaman for wasting our time is because he didn't. We were never going to wait for him in the first place. It doesn't matter when or if he gets here. Batman: Oh that makes sense...

[@Sal13414]

Was this suppose to be funny?@@ap7635

[@Jefftheturtle119]

“I always thought you were a strong and wise leader for your people but that was before I saw the whopper” - The Flash 2023

[@masterwolfgaming3436]

This is quite possibly my favorite Solid JJ quote so far.

[@The_Troid]

Flash wasn't mad at Aquaman because of his lack of care for his kingdom he was just too hungry

[@Smith-fg1qb]

Flash 2023 is my favorite batman movie

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

Also people when they saw Trump feed a football team

[@geekroom2365]

Meanwhile Flash eats 300 Whoppers a day guilt free bc he does it in super speed

[@DevonPalmer98]

I appreciate you did a whole Superman speech that nobody could hear

[@Grubleafeater]

He said things like 'muffled dialogue'.

[@Hugh33337]

@@Grubleafeater"Pretty sure he also said "background speech"​

[@Gametoon05]

@@Grubleafeater That line was the only one I could make out.

[@TheSequelWasBetter]

I heard "level of a fourth grader" during a pause in the fight.

[@whisptrz]

DIDNT ASK + I MAKE BETTER CONTENT

[@nerdgeekman]

Can we appreciate the fact that Aquaman speaks underwater even though he’s on land?

[@BR-jw7pm]

Well technically speaking he’s inhaling the water vapors in the air which is why he can breathe on land. Don’t question it! It makes sense!

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@BR-jw7pm Makes more sense than seeing She-Hulk twerk

[@shaunstudios163]

He’s CHOKING ON AIR

[@BR-jw7pm]

@@shaunstudios163 well, sure, if ya wanna be direct about it…

[@UnliVW]

I assume it's actually cause he breathes like a mudskipper. Fills up his mouth/gills with water and just holds it in. That way the atmospheric oxygen can dissolve into the water letting him breathe on land.

[@bruh_wut]

I love how jj can hire a female va for anyone but not wonder woman

[@geraldsanchez1934]

It's more of a running gag than anything else.

[@Deadshotya]

Yeah, especially since there's the episode where she talks for the first time and shocks them all with how awful she is.😂

[@JohnSkao]

Wonder woman in the jj verse has more personality due to the lack of voice actress than rey had in the entire sequep trilogy

[@nitsuganrdgsmfehlibl7799]

And Cheetah

[@Jann75]

​@@JohnSkao she has more personality than in some of the movies she's in

[@malcolmfletcher2659]

Aquaman talking as if he's gargling water is one of my favorite bits

[@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086]

I kinda hate it tbh

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086🥺

[@kadelin3318]

​@@verbugterherrderdunkelheit6086 Yeah I liked it for two videos and now it's kind of annoying

[@joshuacr]

​@@kadelin3318kind of like Aquaman😂

[@Jerler91]

The pay off is him sounding charismatic when he's underwater winning burger king franchises 😂

[@acgamingpresents9070]

I remember some Aquaman Comic (New 52, maybe?) where Aquaman goes to a Seafood Restaurant. Everyone is confused, saying, “You’re Aquaman. You can’t eat fish.” To which Aquaman basically says, “What do you think we eat in Atlantis?” Then there’s some customers giving a waitress a hard time for no reason, so Aquaman asks her why she puts up with it. The waitress says that she needs to put her kid through college, so Aquaman hands her a gold coin and say, “That’s a 17th century Spanish doubloon. Put your kid through college.”

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

That is, as the kids say, chad behavior. Hold your head high, king. 👑

[@morgantodd3748]

And everybody clapped. And that restaurant's name? Albert Einstein.

[@brenster21]

One of my favorite parts of the new 52 was OceanMaster deciding to help some woman and her child from getting raped. Turns out he liked them and decided to be the boy's father and a husband. It was one time in his life he was actually happy. Then the writers screwed him over.

[@Gabe600]

It was the Issue #1 of New 52 Aquaman, great run lots of cool moments one of my favorites is when he is fighting Hercules and losing so he tricks him into taking the fight to the water where Aquaman kicks his ass

[@travissmith2848]

That's one of my favorite disconnects about how ocean kings are written in many places. King Triton throws a fit about humans being fish eaters yet what pulls his chariot are both fish eaters and air breathers........ Most aquatic animals eat other than plants and there aren't many options there but fish.

[@texcorps9432]

"This motherfuckers got a whopper" is peak comedy

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

"A joke to surpass Pickle Rick"

[@linkholder]

​@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046"memes. The DNA of the soul"

[@big-g-1]

"This man got a whopper"

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Not really

[@gangsterskull3357]

@@big-g-1”get him”

[@realtrollface101]

"Paving the road for a better tommorrow" (Underwater Burger King) That had me laughing so hard

[@valmid5069]

Been more hilarious if it was a Krusty Krab with a Burger King’s logo taped on it

[@King_United]

I like how aquaman’s voice slowly turns into Donald Duck while he originally gargles water

[@I_Post_Roblox_Heat]

DIDN’T ASK + I MAKE ROBLOX HEAT

[@user-ic3cn7dn3t]

Well when you describe it that way... Holy moly he did sound like Donald duck.

[@phillusdillus353]

Oh, cool, could we get the link?

[@sandrosliske]

Oh great, now I will never not notice that.

[@joshuaolsoncook]

Aquaman actually has no problem with killing people. Think about that for a moment. Also, he regularly beats up Cthulhu and wins.

[@jotheunissen9274]

Wait wait wait... CTHULHU EXISTS IN DC?!

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@jotheunissen9274Isn't that surprising, tbf. It's DC. They pretty much have every mythology in their universe.

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Well it was new to me, but now that you say it...

[@iamsinistar8971]

Wait if Cthulhu exists in DC doesn't that mean Azathoth exists too?

[@Lagaffinity]

You're telling me Aquman is the sole man holding back Cthulhu and has time for a whopper? That's some amazing time management

[@drlecter2077]

I just love that the fastest man alive is also the guy on the biggest hurry and the most concerned about time schedule.

[@kickbrosmasher5155]

Which is funny since he's canonically always late

[@MusicoftheDamned]

To be fair, it also makes sense that Barry would be the most impatient when it comes to waiting (even if he's a bit of hypocrite there due to being late far more often than he should be).

[@oqo3310]

I mean, dude isn't a king/CEO/Warrior princess, he has an actual job.

[@Maniacman2030]

​@@oqo3310So is Clark. Him and Barry are 9-5 jobbers. He's the opposite though since he's supposed to be the proper and polite farm boy.

[@vitor_kelps1548]

​@@Maniacman2030Clark is a reporter, he can go to everyplace he wants any time and say: I'm working on a great news...

[@archivist_13]

Batman 100% saw Aquaman at the Burger King and decided to kill him at the meeting lol

[@jnlaw2644]

Oh I genuinely thought buddy stole the whopper from aqua man after destroying him

[@MauricioOsuna-et8et]

You'd think Aquaman would be more protective of his kingdom, but apparently this intrusion from ANOTHER KING will get a pass.

[@IC-23]

I'd argue having a Burger King is more like an embassy from the Kingdom of Burger than an intrusion.

[@username1660]

A wise ruler would know not to go to war with such an exemplar of ruthlessness as the Burger King, no state could match the forces he'd bring to bear

[@slyseal2091]

​@@username1660 you mean the forces he could bring to the table

[@juliamavroidi8601]

​@@IC-23It's not called Burger Ambassador, is it?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Well, don't forget Burger King's tagline: _You_ Rule.

[@IgorPCabral]

Aquaman always getting disrespected...

[@riccardocinetto8398]

Like Yamcha from Dragon Ball

[@morgantodd3748]

*getting the respect he deserves

[@byronrush9802]

​@@ArenVremyeah but nobody likes hawkman so f*** him He knows what he did

[@rollerskdude]

@@morgantodd3748 Precisely

[@mermidion7552]

@@riccardocinetto8398 yeah, but at least yamcha didnt deserve it. seeing as he is the third strongest pure-blooded human.

[@Sylvan404]

I like the fact that despite literally crying as he left, Aquaman took Batman's advice and found a new source of food for his people.

[@DrSeniorMilminaman]

I loved Batman's pettiness in trying to guilt trip Aquaman, and Superman having none of it is pretty great, too.😂

[@I_Post_Roblox_Heat]

DIDN’T ASK + I MAKE ROBLOX HEAT 😂

[@JacksonLane02]

How could he be a terrible person when he just gargles? Nice to see Aquaman get more development where his gargling is becoming more understandable. Shame on Batman for making Aquaman cry. Shame.

[@NIDOKING]

Are you implying he needs to stop gargling and start swallowing? Gross!

[@masterwolfgaming3436]

​@NIDOKING Atually, his gargling has always been understandable since the first Solid JJ upload he was in! It's just extremely hard to hear and takes some time to get used to.

[@massgunner4152]

Shame? He was right about Aquaman! He left his in people in the dark so he could buy a whopper!

[@TexMeta]

My ex just gargles but she’s a terrible person. Think I’m seeing a correlation here, actually.

[@Soletestament]

@@massgunner4152 He wasn't just buying a whopper! Didn't you hear? He was building a better tomorrow!

[@Specture-404]

“I’m going to be talking background dialogue here…” - Mark Trent, 2023

[@couldntthingofone269]

"Muffled Dialog"

[@RockySamson]

Nice callback.

[@-Jozef]

“This mf got a whopper” was funnier than it should of been😭

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@-Jozef]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981ok

[@welton9748]

I like how Flash had an immense respect for Aquaman but a whopper was enough to change his mind

[@L1ghtless]

I love how superman's background dialog is him literally saying "background dialog"

[@big_meech8653]

1:20 “This mf got a whopper”

[@DW9427]

I love how they pretty much learnt to understand what Aquaman has been saying.

[@I_Post_Roblox_Heat]

DIDN’T ASK + I MAKE ROBLOX HEAT

[@ortherner]

@@I_Post_Roblox_Heat🤓☝️

[@DW9427]

@@I_Post_Roblox_Heat 🤓☝

[@gladys2563]

​@@I_Post_Roblox_Heat🤓👆

[@neko7981]

Learnt to understand aquaman??? That strong rich chick in an over decorated swimsuit doesnt have a voice!!!!

[@sharkdentures3247]

When Batman sarcastically asked if Atlantis doesn't have a McDonalds, my first thought was, "Or DO they?" It's McDonalds after all, they are practically everywhere.

[@VerdeMorte]

All the employees are sleeping with the fishes

[@DarkAnd1000]

a mcdonalds I dont know, but they definitely have a subway. Subway is the fast food chain with the most franchises and locations in the world, and subs can go underwater.

[@potsdam28]

Long John silvers would have made more sense

[@spobsquare]

Aquaman: Fish eat other fish No no he’s got a point

[@zlch4021]

I like how Superman doesn’t care, he’s just trying to talk

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

Hearing Batman say "This motherfucker got a Whopper" and "Dude I'm chillin" made this terrible day so much better

[@thewildwastelander]

I love you

[@Soulful_Sorrow]

I love Batman taking the piss here, Flash actually making good points, Diana being the logical heart of the team, and Superman being the parent dealing with everything

[@ShadowBonnieVincent]

1:47 *WHERE'S NEMO?* 😂

[@ryanbhan2708]

WHERE'S NEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Shamaniac231]

Consdiering how Solid JJ's Justice League has treated Aquaman in the past, this is more of a revenge story.

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

I'm just thinking about how hilarious it would be watching Solid JJ speaking into a microphone while gargling water.

[@videogollumer]

Aquaman actually pointed out the whole "fish eat other fish" thing while he was explaining his ability to "talk to fish" to a bunch of people in a diner who wigged out when he, IN FULL COSTUME, came in and ordered fish and chips.

[@MasterJunior93]

2:32 i have to agree with Wonder Woman. She does bring up some good points.

[@Ian_Paneque]

Aquaman's VA is so into character I heard he's trying to stay underwater just to make his voice. Heard he has been in a pool for days now. Amazing guy.

[@aaritmitra625]

Dang, honestly I kind of felt sorry for all the crap the rest of the Justice League puts Aquaman through, but, after this, I think that they were being too nice to him.

[@TheForbiddenChode]

He gave his kingdom a Burger King!

[@I_Post_Roblox_Heat]

DIDN’T ASK + I MAKE ROBLOX HEAT..

[@TheForbiddenChode]

@@I_Post_Roblox_Heat ugh

[@TheREPPIX]

​@@I_Post_Roblox_Heat and hear we have the internet troll... a seemingly vile creature that plays a little kids game known as rol box or something and only gets satisfaction out of the rage of others. This one is an adolescent judging by its obvious and easy to evade attempts at causing trouble and many many attempts with the same line in this video comment section alone... a real amateur, let's point and laugh.

[@TheForbiddenChode]

@@ChaffyExpert Batman’s jealousy

[@lisboah]

And all of this started because the Justice League didn't give Batman a warm welcome.

[@MaverickChristian]

2:23 - It's Aquaman's evil twin!

[@sirgentlebread7302]

That's what he has Aqualad for. There's a reason we've never seen his sidekick here before

[@mariadosprazeresmaria7685]

Also his wife Mera Queen of Atlantis

[@ORDER66SHILOH]

We all know this is canon.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

Wonder Woman is also the monarch of a nation, but an island is much smaller than a city that was said to be the size of a continent, so less immediate problems

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

A canon event.

[@kadelin3318]

​ isn't her mother the queen still alive?@@researcherchameleon4602

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

​@@researcherchameleon4602Well that and her mother is currently ruling it right now.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 oh right, she is still just a princess, isn’t she

[@bubbakins18]

I love the idea of Aqua man building a Burger King for Atlantis so the fish don't have to eat each other, what a nice man

[@joshuazane3210]

The "lack of voice actress" gag never stops being funny to me. 😄👌

[@michaelhinton8530]

1:20 Aquaman: *Has Burger King* Batman: This mother fucker got a Whopper!

[@Tindahbox.]

Batman's determination would easily urge him to partake months' worth of training to *somehow* mimic his brainwaves to that of a salmon. Purely so Aquaman would on accidental purpose read a silent, just-for-you roast, to throw him off guard, game & focus... "Tomorrow I'll make an announcement to every scumbag with a grudge against me, that I worry for the ocean's well-being. Enjoy that party, Arthur."

[@user-Jay178]

Wow Aquan talking normal is not what I expected lol. Great skit

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

He's done it before in a past video while under water.

[@fedjakopacin7106]

"That was before I saw the whopper." is GOLD!

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Few things in the world just needed to happen. The wheel, sliced bread, and Aquaman talk-gargling for an extended period in a Solid JJ video.

[@MattwosRandomNonContent]

0:04 And of course Flash is the impatient one.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Ok, "this motherfucker's got a Whopper," is an inherently funny line. It has real... "what the actual fuck?" energy. Nice.

[@Cristopher.C]

the man known to be always late, the Flash, telling Batman to be on time.. the hypocrisy

[@CalCutieYT]

I love that both Aquaman and Batman can be both randomly treated good or bad.

[@BugsyFoga]

It’s funny cause Aquaman actually had a burger tie in when his film came out, so this is pretty fitting.

[@mood__x__4949]

For a long time, I thought rather than Aquaman chillin with the Justice League and helping them sometimes, it should be otherwise since the planet 70% water, but fish have a fish brain, so not so much going on and sea creature can eat sea creature and land creature can eat land creature so fish eat fish ok

[@Man_Aslume]

1:09 the fact he didnt deny it

[@CubeManProductions]

3:08 paving the road to a better tomorrow huh?

[@ryanbhan2708]

At a good cost

[@tesloche9349]

"I'm gonna be talking background dialogue" -Superman

[@wanderingstorytellerj7758]

1:56 The thing is, they can. Superman did it in Injustice and dropped them in the middle of a desert to get Arthur to stop a blockade.

[@ThisIsCSDX]

Note to self: Never slight SolidJJverse Batman.

[@PlayTendo4]

"This mf got a whopper" NAH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@covereye5731]

Refreshing to finally see am Aquaman joke that actually understands what he does.

[@alannatherson7721]

I'm surprised the joke didn't involve Batman trying to claim Atlantis isn't real and Aquaman made it up.

[@Mr.RubixMan]

Did anyone else notice that Batman first said he was late because of traffic then at the end he said something about a bank robbery

[@birdlord4210]

Who here remembers when this video was called “Aquaman is a terrible person”

[@d3oth3tris48]

Man seeing Batman so petty that he used his detective skills on Aquaman because he's mad for being reprimanded on being late is most batman thing I've ever seen.. 😂 and making Aquaman cry for making him notice he cannibalizes his people is just *chefs kiss* god I love this channel

[@zOOpygOOpert]

I think this is so funny because in Batman: The Brave and The Bold, Batman and Aquaman are best friends.

[@charliepremostudios8869]

"This motherf*cker got a whopper!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@okimeyhreabc4769]

For he's a jolly good fellow! Well...SO much for that...

[@joeker5208]

0:59 don’t know whether the subtitles being wrong here makes this video more hilarious or if it means Solid JJ has more editing

[@soultyger]

Lmao, Aquaman crying with the underwater voice is priceless 😆

[@metl6929]

Solid JJ makes my day brighter. Well, either that or the crack. One of the two.

[@cf-4233]

YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A GOD!

[@Darkprosper]

Surely it can be both.

[@maninthetrenchcoat5603]

I want a Wonder Woman episode where she has a whole intense character arc, but she still never says a word. And then nobody knows about it because she never says anything to them.

[@upsidedownbagofflour697]

Love the writing for this one Solid jj, excellent mix of gags and interrogating Aquaman's character, with both seamlessly tied to each other

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

“Disappointment with a side of lack of voice actress” is a new phrase I’ll be using thank you.

[@camoking3609]

I love how i cant tell whats the line between batman arguing for genuine concern of the atlantian people and arguing for the sake of being petty to aquaman

[@WillBinge]

Did superman actually say “background dialogue”?

[@thekingkaiser3335]

In the silence part 1:34 i though that they would joke anout a burger king in atlantis EDIT: HOLY SHIT

[@Lauren007E]

In his defense, atlantians never really seem to want to come back to the surface. Theyre pretty isolationist by default, any brush with the humanity is usually violent. But yeah, aquaman and Bruce really seem like theyre not using their time wisely for random meetings. Youd think guys as busy as them would at least want to spend time with their kids rather than listening to other heroes drone on (Also you can tell JJ was just hungry with this one, lol)

[@zacharyweaver276]

Love that ending. Aquaman ended fish cannibalism

[@DARKthenoble]

No aquaman brought table manners, and finely cooked fish cannibalism to them.

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@DARKthenoble did you not see the underwater burger king?

[@Metaljedd]

They're out of whoppers and chicken, the only menu item left is the BK Big Fish

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@Metaljedd How you gonna prove that? Can you breath underwater?

[@abbyalphonse499]

Fish eating fish isn't cannibalism though, for the same reason humans eating beef isn't cannibalism, despite both being mammals

[@ListersHatsune]

As a constitutional monarchist I think Aquaman is doing a swell job

[@HezekiahSchneider]

istg jj drowning himself to play aquaman is always the highlight of my day

[@exkobri558]

I love Superman’s speech in the background “back ground conversation… mumbled dialogue” great speech

[@JMagnumZero]

"This mother fucker got a whopper", such a simple phrase made my lose my shit

[@yoyohan9]

God, I love how petty this Batman is 😂

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

At least he is completely ineffectual as a villain as he was as a hero. -Batman: Heaven forbid people just accept me being late, it's not like I fund the entire Justice League or anything.-

[@reidparker-hicks349]

Let’s remember that if aquaman is away from water for too long he gets weaker, but he has absolutely no problem substituting water with blood

[@danganmachin8349]

"This mother fucket got a whopper" How can six words be so goddamn funny man

[@JJ_R]

I don’t blame Aqua Man for being late. Taking the time to get Burger King is very important. Now, if he had gotten Checkers…

[@vxicepickxv]

He probably would have been on time.

[@sonicmastersword8080]

No. Those take longer. That is short order, not fast food.

[@TheGreyKami]

If we are debating fast food, both BK and McDs are a sin unto Superman

[@AstraFulminous]

@2:42 -Raises Hand - Now hold on I thought we figured out how to AI her Voice. *Remembers the conspiracy theories* - lowers hand -

[@djpegao]

That _"This MF got a Whooper"_ line kept me laughing for 3 solid minutes because of how random it came

[@psi_mae]

Superman is just saying “I am talking in the background”

[@jamesbond3w]

I can almost make out what Superman is saying and its hilarious lol

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

At this point i imagine that Aquaman has been away for so long for these skits and he's such a bad king Atlantis is on fire. I don't know how Atlantis is on fire under Fuckin' water. That and there must be like 3 citzens left due to the uh.. *Cannibalism...*

[@aydenburgess905]

This might be one of the funniest ones so far, I was literally on the edge of my seat expecting that second burger king bag

[@maximushermanite]

*“This motherfucker gotta WHOPPER!”* is my new favorite Batman quote

[@Owlmeatsandbeaks]

God batman just Social Engineered the crap outta them

[@Dommbuscus]

Honestly, I think cannibalism is better than Burger King

[@Jordan-ii4ip]

I like Burger King, but I also liked your comment. I don't know what that says about me. Am I a cannibal?

[@Dommbuscus]

@@Jordan-ii4ip I appreciate your support, so tell you what, I won't tell no one if you eat a couple people

[@shady._.coconut]

I love how Superman was just repeating "background dialouge" the entire time with other incoherent ramblings😂😂

[@Dethneko]

2:22 -- I love how Superman is talking to an off-screen Aquaman while standing next to Aquaman.