BATMAN FIRES AQUAMAN | BAT-CANNED

[@peteholmes]

So excited to announce our new series, BAT-CANNED, it’s like our Ex-Men and Badman videos had a baby! New episodes drop every Thursday at 3pm Eastern 12pm PT.

[@nodopamine6243]

Absolutely missed this. It will be a good time.

[@quentingray643]

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@greanskull7981]

Itsss BACK?! OH please fire superman. You should ask him if he based his costume off of Crutchy from the Newsies

[@jonnymiskatonic]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[@VsevolodiyBrotskiy]

Finally you are back!

[@christopherpadilla715]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much Matt nailed Jason Momoa’s mannerism lmao

[@CabezasDePescado]

Yeah really good imitation

[@genin69]

thats Jason MAM-oa

[@granthawkins5730]

haha I see what you did there.@@genin69

[@billperkins74]

I mean Jason Momoa isn't an actor as much as he's a personality

[@divout6688]

Bunch!

[@wealthedge]

“You smell like a third date went really well” KILLING ME

[@RighteousGemz]

That was brutal 😅🤣

[@davisjones7137]

Do people Fart on a third date?

[@Overlord81]

@@davisjones7137 Naah I think Mera smell pretty bad down "there"😜

[@ibrahimtastekin275]

​@@davisjones7137He's saying that Arthur smells like smelly unwashed vagina. Which smells like spoiled tuna.

[@mandreadfg]

This fucked me up

[@derekbos4404]

"4 out of 5 dentists agree .. your trident is innacurate." This quote alone may have been enough to save the Justice League movie 😂❤

[@iarmycombo5659]

Dude that was the best line lmao

[@kayteetunna]

​@@iarmycombo5659 why dentist thou? Explain pls

[@timmannchicken]

@@kayteetunna Tri-dent is a chewing gum, and part of their marketing was that 4 out of 5 dentists recommended Tri-Dent.

[@steve66oh]

"How many POKIES??"

[@Urubu_de_terno]

Can we trust them?

[@secla_SC]

“A trident’s supposed to be 3 dipshit.” Cracked me up real good 😂

[@OmniscientWarrior]

You know it's bad when badman is correct and serious at the same time.

[@piratescove4]

1, nother one, 2, also 2, the third one in the middle bro. "That's a fucking spork you idiot" That dentist joke is toooooo good.

[@limecatcher1482]

harvey trident, can we trust him?

[@TribalChiefOTC1]

​@@limecatcher1482did this fucking guy just say Harvey trident ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Littletank1309]

The part where he said how many pokies about made me pee I laughed stupid hard😂😂😂😂

[@Brian-sf6ew]

*"You smell like a third date went really well."* *This KILLED me.*

[@kez143]

At 4:00 if anyone is wondering

[@stingwrayanime8030]

I came straight to the comments to find it.. 😂😂😂😂

[@helderalmeida3417]

Copy and paste

[@LordVentality]

stolen

[@achillesglacia7700]

What does it mean?

[@chewmaniac86]

Once again, Pete proves HE'S the greatest Batman of all time!!!🤣🤣

[@flickmybiscuit]

I demand a sit-down with Pete and Michael Keaton. To really get to the bottom of it. Then, we'll talk...

[@bobbyologun1517]

really SEALS in the flavor!

[@uploadsnstuff8902]

Just the right amount of Trump, it's phenomenal !

[@mcmogg_incmogg2080]

How by not even looking at Wikipedia for info about AM?

[@Goliathkiller]

wallah thats the truth!! ❤😂😂

[@Promses2Keep]

I *love* how he simply _diminishes_ their powers into a single line! "Talks to fish."

[@rhinosauserous]

"Their"?.....its 1 person

[@sagargorasia2734]

'And the rest of the page is for office use only' 😂😂

[@amitabhsharma3916]

I miss your old skits so much, Pete. Thank you for bringing this back

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

I’m so happy that they brought this back. It’s “super necessary”…..

[@tammyforbes2101]

Yes dude is a riot!

[@ernestcervantes696]

Yes! More of these please!

[@NTJedi]

So glad these finally were brought back... not sure why it took him so long to return to his true calling.

[@liamn.7664]

fr bro like this shit is so funny 💀💀

[@AdamLenhart]

100 years later, and your Batman still cracks me up. It's so good. Thanks Pete.

[@seanA416]

Badman is back! Woo-hoo!!!!!!

[@shudson23]

Pete referring him as different water brands was epic😂😂😂

[@walmartpimp2]

We’ll said there, Dasani

[@Mebirduwine]

He kept throwing them out there nonchalantly 😂😂😂

[@TheGucc1]

lost my shit when he said Dasani 🤣

[@TheFps12]

"Sorry Aquafina" this just fuckin blindsided me, its so stupid its funny

[@parassrivastava1619]

And then "lay it on Dasani"😂😂.. its also a packaged water brand

[@slchance8839]

@@parassrivastava1619 I know: subtle but so funny

[@pj45670]

That's the genius of it !

[@omigawdd]

I tried not to laugh but I lost it around "that's not a trident, that's a spork". 😂

[@dru55the1egend]

I died earlier than you at "Awkwafina" 🤣🤣

[@omigawdd]

@@dru55the1egend lmfao 🤣

[@WetbackNoSetback]

You look like an underwater farmer growing hemp

[@sokrin]

​@@dru55the1egendAquafina, the water brand.

[@Jungleali]

Lol

[@c0wbait]

This isn't just the video we needed right now. It's the one we deserve

[@legendarystr5774]

Indeed. But Harvey Dent... can we trust him?

[@frfrmpukn]

The suit really SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!

[@aaronbonogofsky4463]

I am vengeance.

[@IsiahTomas]

This isn't just tha video we nerded rite now, stitch the wandry dessert

[@love55ickbeat5]

Nobody deserves anything these days lol Calling the mcu mid and hating the flash Like yall don't know how good yall got it

[@MurderMostFowl]

I had no idea that Pete was back doing his amazing Batman. This is a gift to humanity. Pete may not be the comedian deserved, but the one we needed!

[@dougking9706]

Pete WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT GREEN EGGS AND HAM? YOUR THE MAN!

[@RyanConnell5150]

This is the first one back...

[@chaotic3173]

...see I can add dots too@@RyanConnell5150

[@fannin313]

Fuck yes well said

[@shakooro]

“I think in Britain, they say redundant” - GOLD! 😂❤

[@thelettern]

4:22 “that sounds like something I would say to you to make fun of you, but you’re just offering it up?” LMAO

[@hanzosiku]

Lol

[@rjvalle8094]

I don't care if this was 8 years in the making or took you 8 minutes to make. You still got it, never lost it and are absolutely phenomenal! Thank you!

[@ryanmussell739]

I said the same thing.

[@explicitreverberation9826]

Facts

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

We need this. Much more of it

[@ArhyBES]

Good to see you guys back in action 🤘

[@TimeAndDateAndName]

THIS!

[@tanelviil9149]

See men semen

[@halolasomaster3900]

Love you guys! 🤘

[@mikem1765]

ArhyBES?! You chaps are still alive???

[@Danongorf]

YOOOOO

[@Popular_opinion]

"cause you live unda da sea..."😂😂

[@AtticusTsaiMcCarthy]

No way. This makes me so happy. Thank you, guys! McCarthy did a top notch impression!

[@mytemporallobeisshapedlike1796]

Right! His impression of a Pete Holmes type impersonating Batman was amazing, who ever played Water-Boy also did a good job.

[@Flazius]

"That's a fucking spork" got me so good

[@thericethatsmilesback5464]

“Alright Dasani” that line added more salt to the wound than the actual drink 😂

[@tusarindia]

Is that the American based brand of bottled water created by the Coca-Cola Company ?

[@ProffRio3G]

Yes ​@@tusarindia

[@danielhenderson3753]

"That's a spork, you idiot!" That one hurt.

[@Sarcastic_Sophist]

So glad to see Pete using this format again with the character that first made me a fan of his.

[@antulio95]

Pete is pure gold when it comes to sketches and improv. He is funny everywhere but here he excels. Keep at it Pete! You'll blow up

[@davisjones7137]

The Jason Momoa expression/ mannerisms are accurate

[@shaboodle]

If he keeps at it, he might even have a future in comedy

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Badman is his oldest character.

[@jamaljames1598]

We found Pete’s burner account.

[@lanceleader163]

“You’ll blow up?” This man Pete has been making videos for over 10 years. I think he’s doing fine.

[@kingkelevra4545]

Just when we needed him most, he returns!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

He may not be the hero we deserve. He may not be the hero we want. But he's the hero we got that manages.

[@justyz3648]

Glad SOMEONE finally called out the Trident. 😂

[@StrikeShulgin]

Standing ovation for bringing back your classic skits. Thank you from your fans!

[@parkame1]

wait all these are not newly shot?

[@halpreme009]

​@@parkame1they are new

[@yogeshkarel6745]

3:11 "How many Pokies?"😂😂😂😂

[@Vengeance39962]

"A trident supposed to be three dipsh!t"

[@menacemane_187_official]

​@@Vengeance39962 that's correct

[@Jake-iz2nf]

Pete Holmes deserves trending #1. He is comedy gold in its purest form.

[@roncinephile]

Farts are comedy gold in it's purest form, but Pete's cool too

[@jjs6568]

"and you only seem to be useful, if we're fighting general Zod, next to a lake." And I'm dead.😂

[@evgeniecho9129]

i cant take a breath :D

[@elderdarkness8557]

Top notch as usual. The only problem with your Batman videos, is that there weren't enough of them. Thanks for bringing him back!

[@Jebu911]

yeah i was hoping there would be at least few to binge watch. I guess better rewatch the xmen ones

[@fedezero55]

Always nice to see Pete and Matt working together

[@hatmangates883]

I can't even watch Bale's Batman anymore without hearing you. Love that you're back, Batman!

[@Spartan.GT_]

“That’s a f*ing spork!” I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

[@bpowick]

I absolutely love Pete's Batman! Him mimicking dolphin noises made me lose it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mzx380]

Im so glad that this channel is back with more stuff, especially this hybrid of Batman and "Ex-Men"

[@blackironkatana]

I can’t put it into words how happy seeing this two together makes me. 😊

[@alexgarmin8457]

@ 4:18 I died laughing so hard especially when he says let me talk to you in a way you'll understand......Priceless

[@tubethenoob627]

3:28 “that’s a spork you idiot.” 😂😂😂 We’ve missed you Pete.

[@masonwendland526]

Man I’ve always been a huge fan but you have no idea how happy this makes me. My twin brother and I used to watch the old Batman videos when we were in like 4th grade. Now I’m in my first year of college in a different city than him it’s been very hard. But seeing this and getting to bond with him over new Pete Holmes sketches is such a nostalgic feeling. Thank you truly

[@NavySharkz]

Damn dude, you made me think of my bro in another state!😢 Glad you, your brother, and the rest of fans can all bond together over these new sketches! 😊

[@scratch3406]

Twins are what you call triplets when one of them burns to death in a fire. Where is water boy when you need him?

[@MinishDude]

Man, I'd wondered if you would ever continue with Batman sketches, my late father and I would quote the CollegeHumor sketches all the time 😂

[@WhitefoxSpace]

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU Condolences for your old man ❤

[@MinishDude]

@@WhitefoxSpace I'LL ANALYZE IT... WITH SCIENCE! And thanks 🙏

[@RPG.RandomPeasantGaming]

I wanna say "he sounds awesome, the kinda guy who could pop a wheelie, a boner and a cherry all at the same time" but I feel it might be crossing a line... If so I apologise. Also also my condolences big time.

[@Day9294_]

​@@MinishDude"can we trust him?!"

[@danielm.2377]

@@Day9294_ "swear to me!"

[@clarencezer]

Oh my fcuking god, when he started doing sea creature screeching... I lost it.

[@rhaegartargaryen9315]

Finally Pete is back, this was honestly the peak of college humour content alongside jake and amir

[@Bodyknock]

So great to see Pete and Matt back together for skits! 😄

[@TheRealBobbyMC]

Pete’s Batman voice always sounds exactly like Bale’s first speaking moment as Batman when I saw it in theaters, and it was a level of growl they never went back to in the same movie, much less the sequels. Pete is at “SWEAR TO ME!!!” level 24/7.

[@PostDeleted]

“4/5 Dentists agree, you’re trident is inaccurate” 😂😂😂 bro

[@kroel]

Not the badman we deserve, but the one we need right now

[@Dizzyflip]

This makes me so happy. It's good to see Pete playing on his strength and skill in parodies. Batman, Prof. X, and even the office guy. All funny! Suddenly it's a Can't Miss Thursday! Oh yeah, and show the outtakes! Appreciate you, Pete!

[@pvshka]

Dale

[@matthewdaniels4744]

Literally finished watching the supercut of the original series last night! So god damn happy to see you & Matt back and cannot WAIT for the rest!

[@TheCrown1313]

I just watched it last week randomly 😂 I've seen it so many times and it never gets old 😂

[@growthisfreedomunitedearth7584]

looking like an underwater hemp farmer... so accurate the actor for aquaman felt that one deeply.

[@MikeMumbelz]

You have no clue how happy this makes me. So glad you're making skits again!

[@onebadlsc]

This is fucking awesome. Literally laugh out loud funny! “Okay, Dasani…” 😂😂😂😂

[@hkt9612]

What's dasani?

[@iamb0nk3rs]

Water bottle brand ​@@hkt9612

[@parassrivastava1619]

​@@hkt9612packaged water brand 😂

[@dp9324]

SOOOOO glad to see Pete back at it again, I've always loved his Batman skits!

[@ShaneHalen]

Finding these on KZbin made my day. What a wonderful surprise. I watch the X-Men bloopers and the street fighter budget sketches constantly at work when life sucks. Funny as ever Pete. NEVER STOP MAKING THESE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUNNY!

[@Shooter6578]

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile, it's so good to have you back doing these sketches. Gonna binge all the previous ones... again...

[@ChineduOpara]

I went back and binged the Ex-Men skits, especially the one with Rogue 😂😂😂💀

[@MGBthrice]

“Alright Dasani, Lay it on me.” Has officially been acquired as a new phrase. Thanks Pete!

[@therealsiberianexpress]

“Unda da sea” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@d.mat.zero6525]

waterboy here learned math in a McDonald's bathroom

[@Co-nm8nt]

😂😂😂 pete you and matt are killing it again even after a decade i wish you continue with badman sketches we all miss them

[@kwinzman]

Badman meets Ex-Men

[@TheDoc377]

Oh my gosh, the skits are back. Seeing Badman is like seeing an old friend. This is the best day of my life.

[@aSperls]

Pete! The Badman and Ex-Men videos mean so much to me. I'm thrilled you've brought your take on the Dark Knight back. Loved this new video and can't wait to see the rest as they release!

[@OG_Cool_Cat]

“You look like an underwater farmer.” 😂😂😂

[@KaiGuyy]

This is the best part of my day. I LOVE that these are back 😂😂

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

MINE TOO!

[@nickkrasny1562]

Been a fan of yours since Badman College Humor days- I’m so happy you’re doing more stuff like this man I just LOVE your comedy it always makes me laugh 😂

[@FunkyGOB]

So glad to see BadMan back doing his thing. We missed ya Pete!

[@furtalance_x]

"All right Dasani, lay it on me"

[@vampirefox7]

perfect. i just rewatched the old batman sketches and they still hold up. better than all of the recent seasons of snl

[@GingerNorseman]

I've missed these Batman skits, love that they're making a return.

[@FeistyPineapple]

I just realized the actor for Aquaman and holy crap he does an AMAZING impression

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

The 4 out of 5 dentists agree/"Trident" joke got me unexpectedly.

[@shorefyre5306]

You've used this formula quite a lot over the years, but it's nice to see you return as Batman. You've been nailing that parody for like over a decade X3 Props

[@zizou-zwane]

It's great to see Matt and Pete at it again, love those guys 😂 and a great video too 🎉

[@Bard1285]

Every fucking time he demands "HOW MANY POKIES?!" I fucking die laughing

[@ryanhaley5012]

"Alright Dasani" I'm crying lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cdgolem]

Finally! Pete is back with more skits. Should have never gone away!!!

[@Cosmic_Ideation]

So glad to see this come back, Pete! Always loved your Batman sketches, can't wait to see more!

[@hooginnigooh4802]

Always loved these skits from the Pete Holmes Show, my friends and I still quote Batman finding his voice on the regular. Can't wait for more. Always great to see Pete and Matt on screen.

[@ArtGuitarLTX]

"Four out of five dentists agree, your trident is inaccurate" 😂😂😂 man that killed me!

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

More then ANYTHING, video wise, I've been wanting a new series from you. Thanks man, this means a lot actually.

[@DudeMcAwesome]

I can't believe we've been blessed with more of Pete's Batman

[@Dan-yh8qp]

Looking forward to what this series will bring! Thanks in advance Pete and Team!

[@Loreweavver]

The dentist joke about trident was good. 😂

[@MrRosebeing]

Absolutely brilliant. I have missed your Batman sketches so much.

[@captaindrak]

I thought I was out of new Pete Batman content for the rest of time. This is glorious.

[@thENDweDIE]

3:59 "You smell like a third date... ...went really well..!!" xDDDDDDDDDD

[@joe5391]

"Alright Dasani, lay it on me." LMFAO

[@laserlotus5]

Hahahaha hilarious. Those were such sick burns, my favorite was aquafina and dasani lmfao but the fabreeze got me off guard and blew the whole thing up. 😂😂

[@BiotchProductions]

Oh my God, I miss these! So glad to have Badman back!

[@coppulor6500]

"you smell like a bait shop down by the bayou in August. you smell like a third date that went really well" busted out laughing on that one. this series is great

[@Wolvy_86]

I would watch an entire movie with this Batman 😂

[@Parnman]

Thank you Pete. I feared I would never see another of these great works.

[@davisjones7137]

Long awaited return as badman

[@CertainAffinity1337]

Harvey Dent…can we trust him?

[@JCardo2502]

Batman’s reaction to Aquaman’s trident was exactly how I reacted to his trident “That’s a pitchfork”

[@AjuntaPall316]

I will NEVER get enough of Badman.

[@TacticatGaming]

Pete is legendary! Thank you for releasing another skit, love your work!

[@michaelrevelle2229]

I will never not love a Pete Holmes Batman video!!!! 😂😂😂

[@adilaouribi7838]

Batman has great boats. Aquaman is a canoe.

[@lupedog]

OMG Pete is back as the Bat! Thanks Pete, so psyched you are going back to the Pete Holmes show roots. Now do Mortal Kombat REDTAPE!