Simon Wens is a Candy-Ass Bitch

This was a funny idea I came up with that has to do with a serial child killer who escaped from prison in the game Papers, Please. The killer is known as Simon Wens. He escaped from a United Federation prison according to a The Truth of Arstotzka on day 29, where he would come home to Arstotzka. There's also a vengeful father who wants the inspector's help to track Wens down, and Wens comes the next day as the father follows him. With that said, this crazy idea was something random, and I hope you all like it. The video is so big, that the credits are in the video.

[@Aquarius199]

Damn, this video has been blowing up lately! 😲 Apparently it's because KZbin has been recommending this video to many people starting some time ago in 2019.

[@Royaldirtman]

it's because of the amazing title

[@jzstars]

oof I thought it was becuase I was watching a bunch of Papers Please videos

[@TheSubzRogue]

Gj dude, it was hilarious lol. Got what he deserved too

[@kevincarver1578]

Aquarius199 aaaa

[@oIdgraves]

Maybe because jacksepticeye started replaying it

[@ShadowNov-oi4rg]

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@emperorrudolph4211]

Mr Phsyco Detroit become human

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

15 stabs + chainsaw

[@meristuart1838]

*32, Julius Ceaser

[@xylonyanzeeXYYZ]

Guess you didn't give him a chance huh?

[@wylixe]

omfg this just had me shook for a moment A DBH refence on a PP vid, whilst me being in both the fandoms rn!!! (also it was the top comment so like wtf i cant breathe?)

[@qcumberSodazz]

"Simon Wens found dead!" [Everybody liked that!]

[@Skysupercharged]

*_I see this as an absolute win!_*

[@leatherfaze9973]

(Happiness noises)

[@somepersonontheinternet6879]

We won Mr Inspector

[@baked_beans5674]

Well boys we did it, child cruelty is no more

[@tracyl8939]

_qcumbers!_ idk if the vengeful father is a wanted criminal but he avenged juila and lots of dead children

[@funybirbman3813]

I imagine the inspector simply put down the newspaper and smiled the next day

[@holius1]

Oof. This is perfectly normal.

[@jonahskuthalla2460]

And then the movie ends.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Raises his cup of coffee in a proud little toast and takes a long, luxuriant sip of sweet, sweet justice.

[@krieger8825]

@@thegrimcritic5494 If I am not mistaken, even caffeine is expensive in these time for communist states because how ineffecticent the economy is, so he was probably shoving 70$ up his bum-hole

[@krystiankowalski7335]

@@holius1 How is it normal?

[@PurpleBandanaStudios]

THAT'S *ALOT* OF DAMAGE

[@karimshoukry780]

how about a little more?

[@TedezaKanal1]

He also "CUT HIM IN HALF"

[@smugnikolai5612]

I SAW THIS PERSON IN HALF!!

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

@@smugnikolai5612 Don't forget to add "TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF DUCT TAPE" at the beginning.

[@mushroomhead3619]

"Wow, I actually feel sorry for the poor dude..." Me too, must be hard having a daughter who looks like the Fallout Vault boy mascot....

[@ifeelcoke4347]

K

[@s-metrics6431]

Im not the only one who tought she looked like the vault boy

[@raflamar4146]

Same

[@kristinaallen2793]

Welcome to vault 76

[@irs2486]

@@kristinaallen2793 no, vault 101!

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

Thank you KZbin for this recommendation of a masterpiece.

[@macadelic8923]

Pp

[@rafaelkesic]

Get out of here stalker!

[@project22-ab88]

Clear Sky forever

[@hakanbalcioglu8686]

hello stalker, fancy joining duty on this fine day?

[@kingly456]

"A serial child killer" *Matpat wants to know your location*

[@MarioBomb74]

Kingly456 lmao

[@3hoodies]

*MatPat wants to know a lot of people's locations*

[@boomdini9744]

Especially the childs

[@somepersonontheinternet6879]

Wut

[@themiller3940]

Edgy, I like it

[@Monolith308]

He made him watch season 8 of game of thrones and endgame spoilers

[@xoudus6997]

NO

[@ironichoodies]

And listen to Despacito and PPAP played simultaneously on repeat, backwards

[@kerbal1851]

And The Emoji Movie

[@Monolith308]

I think I just turned the reapplies into a torture inventor convention

[@kerbal1851]

@@Monolith308 Yep

[@theman2347]

wish that scene actually in the real game

[@LookAtEachOther]

Eric 345 me too

[@tatianadashkova2143]

Eric 345 no

[@aboredfellow1448]

Same

[@nebulamachine]

yes pls

[@Nothing2000]

Yes it was so high quality

[@bee2k01]

Considering that the penalty for killing an innocent is death, it's likely that Arstotzka may have a special 'procedure' in addition of a death penalty for dirty children killers. All in all, Arstotzka's punishment wouldn't be more soft than the father.

[@eggdog778]

bee2001 artstozka doesnt care for civvies tho

[@iamded945]

Like dropping him in a pit and have like 200 machine guns pointing through the walls of it and just... CNH F B F. NGH DZFBDXN GCVFXGN DV F D$SVM (Machine Gun noises) Lol

[@DanksterPaws]

Cleetis The Crab thats better than the dad’s punishmen tho.... Instant death... no pain Dad’s punishment is torture, then showing him his daughter’s pic as he dies.... terrifying....

[@TyrDrum]

Glory to greatest Arstotzka!

[@RaidsEpicly]

I doubt it, they probably just kill them as well. While obviously it works out "well" in the game, I could see an argument for detaining him being the better choice. What if Simon had managed to kill the vigilante and continue his child killing spree?

[@toxichush310]

really scared me that fan made scene

[@tripledotdash]

At 6:42 thought my ADT alarm was going off....

[@sherbet3310]

SAME

[@hussainkhamis8872]

If you wanna now from where is this music well you may have nightmares from the real scene It’s actually from a game called undertale it’s a role playing rpg made by only one person It has 3 routes Genocide, Pacifist and neutral This soundtrack is in the genocide route I will Link the actual scene in which this music is playing

[@hussainkhamis8872]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2m6ZqZ7hM96epo Here

[@sherbet3310]

Hussain Khamis boi I think everyone knows. ChilL TF OUT MAN

[@DylanKing-xe4yl]

What kind of animal stamps the reason before the denial

[@leoshork]

Whoops, I always used to do that lol

[@IAmKokiri]

DylanKing1999 jacksepticeye

[@yarraidalg]

@@Xenow_ I'm dying of laughter thanks

[@galaxy-wg1lf]

@@leoshork You are condemmed to hell

[@leoshork]

@@galaxy-wg1lf lol, I didn't even remember I used to do that. I played Papers Please recently, and I never stamped the reason before the denial, always the other way around.

[@Merudiana-the-local-demoness]

I do like how the developers added Wens freaking out and running if you show him the picture of Julia

[@LadyDeadness]

I'm afraid that's just pure editing right there, but it was very well done

[@eziobubskiii9941]

No, it definitely works, no edits here

[@savagecabbage1184]

Having played it, yes it is editing

[@ceykanharman5218]

I played it and did the same

[@MrConfused.]

What all of you are saying are conflicting each other

[@SabnockAlive]

Video: Published in 2016. KZbin: Lmao, gotta recommend in 2019.

[@2youngWay2stupid]

Lmaooo

[@Marcellooowo]

yes

[@thatlazguy]

Well, your name is what I'm thinking currently.

[@darksoulsismycity]

Video gets recommended 3 years later *10+ year old meme incoming*

[@EcstaticElderberry]

Me, in 2021:

[@vincentvichenzoiii2339]

Someone send this to Jacksepticeye😂😂

[@Lucas-qi9nk]

So Right

[@Logurt216]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

@@Logurt216 MAKE MOTHER PROUD!

[@aurorashelton4679]

YES

[@slayerofpuh5679]

Fr 😂

[@Loltroll8]

TBH he kinda looks like Michael Myers’ mask

[@slayerofpuh5679]

GrimDeath 8 exactly what I thought when i saw that candy ass bitch

[@themiller3940]

That's what I'm sayin

[@hazzmati]

That inspector is the scariest dude in the game. You never know if you're fucked or not when he's giving you a visit

[@ScuttleBugReal]

or really, if you’re giving HIM a visit

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@ScuttleBugRealhe means the guy from the MOI who wears black and appears every so often

[@pocarski]

"found dead in confusing mess" how confusing and what mess, i want to know in how many parts he ended up

[@supernintendo182]

Simon likely ended up as a bloody pile of human tissue and that's what they're referring to.

[@daiquylam3401]

Basically the police can't figure it out which part is his head and which part is his butt

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

It's likely the father did not just beat up Wens normally...

[@beebo-cat]

i doubt they had much trouble finding him what's more troubling is that they couldn't stop finding him

[@roxqnne]

He: you will regret it Inspector: *pulls out uno reverse card*

[@internetdoggo4839]

lmao

[@burning.at.topolla]

Simon Wens: *scaredly runs away from inspector shrieking like a baby*

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

Inspector: **lets simon in** Humans: *vilified* Inspector: **lets another guy in without bothering to check anything** Humans: *mixed* Simon: **gets tortured to death** Humans: *idolized*

[@zackawesomeness2506]

Sick fucks get what they deserve

[@CartiersRavioli]

I saw the title and knew I was going to enjoy some good content.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

That was amazing, makes me reconsider if I should play this game

[@deranged_miyeon_stan]

You should! It delves into the morality of a person in unexpected ways.

[@xcrysiz1240]

sheesh its you

[@italianspaghetti9056]

Do it my G

[@ithan0404]

YES

[@jacryan2626]

*_D O I T_*

[@Aquarius199]

I just found out the genocide ending theme from Undertale is called "The Fallen Child". Thanks to *RED, not BLU, Festivgineer* for the information.

[@GoblinSatyr]

Aquarius199 Wow, that was a good video! Will you ever make more Papers, Please content?!

[@randomprofilethegnomefromr4053]

You know what would make sense? Wouldn't the MOA be smart enough to know that the inspector helped by admitting the killer and killers killer?

[@AshCreeper]

Aquarius199 well that was dark

[@BillNyeTheRussianSpy]

@@randomprofilethegnomefromr4053 Probably. I'd guess this is why you don't get a citation for admitting the father as long as you take the passport back - whoever at the M.O.A. is watching you figures it out and approves.

[@owen9057]

should have showed him the wanted bulletin

[@gibustheinfamous]

the genocide ending of undertale theme is called "the fallen child", because it plays when you encounter chara.

[@Aquarius199]

I see. Thanks for the info there.

[@RuminatingKiwi927]

Yes

[@Cheese_Doggy12]

@@Aquarius199 music 4:49 ?

[@ruslans2006]

@@Cheese_Doggy12 That’s the movie Psycho theme when a murder in the shower happens.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"Simon Wens found dead in confusing mess" Man, I bet somebody got thrown in the gulag over that one.

[@alpitu21]

2016 :wtf is this video 2017 : let thiss slide trough 2018: this video is invisible now. 2019 : RECOMENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[@13diego12]

2021: recomended again

[@SamRouns]

Not even funny bruh

[@alpitu21]

@@SamRouns tf this from 2018

[@alpitu21]

or 2019 ig

[@Thereviewer-lg6yr]

Why does Simon Wens look like the Dollar Tree version of Rick Astley?

[@whgamer12345]

I like how you made a semi-animation of the father encountering Simon which is a nice touch I wish the official game did that tbh

[@PavlikoSan]

It's 2 am and I watched this with my speakers on full volume ...

[@darksoulsismycity]

*n i c e*

[@Lil_DejectedX_]

I wonder how your family would act if they heard that girl scream in the speakers

[@Pwner-ng3rl]

7:05 dat face tho

[@DuffkaBigNerd]

0:20 I'm not sure why but that had me giggling

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

No one wants to hear M. Vonel’s speech on that day.

[@thatpenguinn]

Simon Wens: Let me through or you'll regret it Inspector: *no u*

[@geek1421]

Nobody: KZbin recommendations: Me: Not bad this time.

[@gooddeed26]

This is one of the very few times in this game that I don’t mind getting citations.

[@artificialidiot1654]

No one: Guy: *gives Simon the girl he killed* Simon: *AHHHHHHHHH*

[@demonetization6596]

The screams, it was a women, not a man, HAHAHAHA XD

[@kyleaubreydelmundo7021]

CO2taminuim That was my point bro, sorry hehe.

[@Ball4184]

He went for the balls first

[@awsomer76]

Cause he’s a candy ass bitch

[@gameguy5977]

It is the same from slendytubbies as well XD

[@feiyuin4178]

[feminists would like to know your location]

[@Plasmaboiiscool]

Simon: Kills the daughter Father: right back at you, buckaroo

[@KamenRiderAliks]

This is the kind of Papers Please content I was looking for!

[@lordhood117]

I haven't laughed this hard about a Papers Please video in SO long. Well done, Aqua. Well done. (*thunderous applause*)

[@ritac3339]

This was so compelling, amazing edits. MASTERFUL! I was hooked on every second .... but those screams .......

[@hornbuckle0wns]

This was actually really well-made. Your videos are good, but they're usually a bit lacking in editing quality, but this one was really good!

[@Lil_DejectedX_]

Yeeeeeeee

[@chillogamerhat4208]

0:19 ... inspector *_SOME TIME LATER_* lol

[@chillogamerhat4208]

Replaced due to the n word

[@Riceyhot]

The title alone made me lose my shit oml

[@uncharted3958]

Riceyhot OML?

[@Riceyhot]

"Oh my lord"

[@uncharted3958]

Riceyhot Thanks.

[@josuegtr1034]

This is honestly one of the best videos I've ever seen, and now this is what I imagine if you let Simon through

[@julieryckaert7311]

Thanks for traumatising me

[@NorthSideSyndicateArchives]

Only your imagination would traumatize you. 😆

[@karaheckert7847]

Whenever I look at the back of the photo of the girl and see the “I love you daddy” I genuinely get depressed, despite it being fictional

[@RaidsEpicly]

While it obviously works out well in the game, I kind of wish there was a chance for this to backfire. You're in a position to detain a serial killer, but the game rewards you every time for letting in a single vigilante to track him down. Maybe there's a 1 in 3 chance that Simon manages to kill the vengeful father and continues his murder spree?

[@Starmadien2019]

That would be instresting.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Imagine he kills the player's son.

[@NightFoxProductions]

Oh, my Gods. This was hilarious and entertaining at the same time. Great job with that fanmade scene.

[@mementomori2839]

6:40 "Hyasus. Hyasus.....HYASUS....H Y A S U S." I'd be scared too. 😂

[@withering_flowers8388]

I love the humor in this.

[@greenzie7099]

This does put a smile on my face

[@yaboy6455]

The voice for the interrogation scene is amazing Heyun

[@rwnmrr]

wow he had such a feminine scream

[@Sun-md8bw]

Inspector. *S O M E T I M E L A T E R*

[@werevin649]

the screaming made me turn my headphone volume down so my parents didnt think i was watching anything weird lol

[@NorthSideSyndicateArchives]

Or being on the dark web watching sick shit.

[@tobiko6499]

wish this game has its own side story like this after you played through all the stages. its like a collection story~

[@gold_5600]

That ending legit killed me XD

[@glassphoenix9095]

if thats the case simon wens must have found it absolutely fucking hilarious

[@grim_56]

Ya Gurl Venus THA Wolfe Killed Simon too

[@dasheiten]

An Aquarius199 video just got recommended to me. This is amazing. Haven't even watched your videos in years, but I might start again for this occasion!

[@narayani1505]

This video is so well made...

[@pyroblade452]

Would've been even better if it showed the picture that your son draws for you if you get him the crayon set *cheering* "Arstotska Hero"

[@nicolasloayza9452]

I like to return to this video every now and then, so good. Love your Doom videos too, just realize it was you.

[@digital045]

This is pretty good one I love it, you're a master

[@crypticshyguy9170]

You have made Arstotzka proud today.

[@12stem7a-santosjaysoncolli6]

Loved every single second of it

[@elvebean4766]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire thing lmaoooo

[@DeltaBingus]

4:49 best part LMAO

[@SlewedBoot25934]

What if you Wanted to go to h- *Some time later...*

[@FluxKitten]

Thank you for this one.

[@toonaishere]

This video is among the best, I love it. You should really think about doing more of the other special events and dialogue in PP

[@cactusblock6358]

KZbin kept recommending this to me, I must say I am not disappointed.

[@TuanAnhNguyen-en9bx]

That ending got me so badly I almost died from laughter

[@ziepex7009]

this is so entertaining to watch

[@mauriooo8767]

well that scream is haunting my nightmares

[@yannickyim7865]

Vengeful Father: Read the news tomorrow. (Vengeful Father kills Simon Wens in the night) _The Next Day..._ Inspector: Let’s see what’s on the ne- (glass break sound effect, eyes wide open) Newspaper: _SIMON WENS FOUND DEAD!_ Parents in Arstotzka: _Yayy!!_

[@noivern8869]

Underrated

[@Tabijaky]

150/10 Would see again, Funny AF

[@sodaPOP_1986]

I’m so glad I decided to watch this

[@100jecs]

Dude just got [REDACTED]

[@Starmadien2019]

I love that you let a criminal in and the guards on the Arstoka side just let him go. Even thought you get a waring explaining what you did wrong.

[@victorplaysgames7507]

4:44 LOL EDIT: at the end undertale music

[@MncMarcos]

This is a pretty creative take on something that i already played before.

[@Brylight]

So happy this was in my recommend

[@naruji15]

Dude the editing of this video is amazing 😳😳👌👌👌👌

[@Noobtato_Channel]

I love how you edited the scream and the chainsaw sound.

[@TheG_Boy]

Im glad i found this

[@maddymontano3465]

THE TITLE IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS VIDEO

[@vlrginizer927]

True justice. That scenario you made is gold lmao

[@screwmyorange1621]

thank you youtube for this masterpiece

[@TaterzChan]

I wanted you to start opening inspection mode and closing it really fast while shaking the mouse like "WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A CHILD MURDERER HERE OH GOD OH MAN OH HECK"

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

4:48 oh my god this is great.

[@mk-ki4ls]

It is, isn't it? A good laugh.

[@delayeddeloy7761]

That end was legendary!

[@noplesnono9656]

This was very well made Well done good sir

[@wmmt]

Yeah, I had to check that this was produced before 2018 🙃

[@mayab8053]

This.... was WAY too entertaining.

[@goofedpredator4478]

The title got me good holy jeez

[@yusufozgur262]

Holy Fucking Shit glad I'm watching this in the morning

[@thatmomentwhen597]

I knew I recognized that creepy song from Undertale...