Archer Vomit Comet

[@Passions5555]

0:18 I love how Archer is only one who managed not to get sprayed by Lana's throwing up session.

[@banditbro25]

Archer learns, despite his stupidity, dude can still learn. Especially how to dodge disgusting things and double that if torturing a colleague is on the table.

[@eternallegacy89]

Love how Archer was able to avoid all of the vomit xD.

[@havemercy4345]

True dat.

[@BarrettS321]

All in the training

[@antayac]

Rofl at riding Cyril into the puke.

[@attackofpandas5354]

antayac I

[@apoorvashukla8301]

The funniest thing ever.

[@alyssarichardson2544]

"I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is: CYRIL FIGGIS" haha

[@cheowesley860]

"SUCH MIND-SHATTERING AWESOMENESS!!!"

[@reeceschrock396]

WHOOWHOOOOOOOOO CAREESSSS

[@traintrack3761]

WHOOOO!!!! WEIGHTLESSNESS!!!! 😄😄😄😄

[@Princess_Cheese]

That's why you have to do it on an empty stomach

[@PetersaberHD]

Your stomach is never really empty. Even if there's no food in it, there is still the liquidy thingmajig that dissolves everything. If you can't throw up food, you'll start throwing up yellow bile, and when you run out of that, you'll start throwing up stomach acid.

[@NotYourAverageNothing]

APG19912009 Dry heaves are worse.

[@winterweasel425]

@@APG19912009 yes ''tortue'' a french turtle truly dreadfull

[@edgymoji8260]

PetersaberHD wait you can throw up stomach acid?

[@HerrHoppenstedt]

@@edgymoji8260 That's why anorexic people have bad teeth. Constantly vomiting.

[@agonycity1754]

"No, Archer, noOOOOO!!!"

[@NPC1921]

YESS!!!!!

[@fizzpeak123]

what that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of the AHH

[@Aramanth]

When *Archer rode Cyril through Lana's vomit plume* I nearly blacked out from laughter.. it doesn't stop being funny OMG!!!

[@delario80]

Wooooooooo WEIGHTLESSNESS!!!!

[@princelevi3733]

When archer ride on cyril, my stomach hurt so much from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@valeuphoricaa546]

“NOOOOO ARCHER NOOOOO DONT DO THIS-“

[@GreatfulGert]

shoutout to Bryan Cranston

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

*MARS*

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

For reference if they do that 20 times in total for 30 seconds each, that's roughly 10 full minutes of vomit comet.

[@connormclernon26]

No counting the time to climb back up to altitude

[@stevencramsie9172]

Thanks Copernicus.

[@brainwasher9876]

"Until there was literally no more fluid left in my body" "I can fix that" ;)

[@johnjuhasz9125]

Nathaniel Dance PHRASING

[@mr.l8723]

Nice

[@sunsetman22]

lmao they missed a trick there!

[@legitbeans9078]

Noyce

[@markallman418]

Adam Reed's delivery kills me every time: "Ahh it's all in my HAIR!!"

[@LeviBoldock]

Archer screaming "weightlessness" reminded me of Nicolas Cage for some reason.

[@MikeRiderOOO]

THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU LANA?!!!

[@ryanm.191]

0:32 Whoohohohoooooo cares

[@PetersaberHD]

To be frank, most of us would probably throw up multiple times

[@cheowesley860]

PetersaberHD Oh there is no doubt.

[@Hangman11]

PetersaberHD speak for yourself

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

YES

[@nercksrule]

The heavy G-load wouldn't make me sick, but the transition to weighlessness would probably do it.

[@aridontou7544]

i gotta binge watch this damn show

[@trillgates2452]

THAT'S BRIAN CRANSTON'S VOICE

[@traintrack3761]

0:34 I so wanna do that!

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

Lana Kane: Badass secret agent, can't hold her stomach in space training.

[@i.klewis3252]

why did cyril just let that happen to him

[@fizzpeak123]

Because he's Cyril

[@Passions5555]

Whose worst off Cyril or Jerry?

[@evansageser6943]

@@Passions5555 Tough to say. In many ways they are both in similar situations, terribly mediocre compared to the hyper-competent irresponsible asshole they find themselves competing against. That being said, both of them have surprisingly similar strengths of being able to succeed in mundanity, Cyril's a very competent accountant, and the only one among them actually qualified to receive a PI license, while Jerry is able to thrive in the crushing bureaucracy of the galactic federation. That being said, I think as of Season 3, Jerry is the current victor between them. Despite Cyril's more stable tendencies, Archer still beats him when it comes to relationships. (Neither of them are really "with" Lana, but Archer's a heck of lot closer to it than Cyril.) by contrast, despite every odd stacked against him, Jerry has effectively beaten Rick and won his family's love. (Obviously we don't know if it will last, but currently, I'd definitely say that Jerry is the happiest between the two of them.)

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

@@evansageser6943 ooh, better be quiet everyone because apparently this is a library now.

[@eternallegacy89]

@@Passions5555 really? Jerry is if you mean Rick and Morty Jerry lol.... Cyril is actually competent if he actually was allowed to work his mind and his group actually listened lol.

[@mojojojoslyfoxharris]

Jeez Lana, how much weight could she have lost throwing up 20 times in that short of a span!?

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

How much did she eat?

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@elbaiad9407 who got her pregnant?

[@Auragun2000]

@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 Archer

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@Auragun2000 figured

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

Jake Shattuck Lana was revealed to be pregnant in April 2013, over a year before this episode aired which was in March 2012. So no. She wasn’t eating for two.

[@wizzardog3335]

If this show was gender swapped, Archer would have said "Phrasing" after the last line of this clip

[@likelike344]

KC-135 is an air tanker.

[@nameeman1562]

And NASA's zero-G simulators for like 40 years were 2 modified KC-135s

[@c0r3theta]

I WANT TO SEE THIS WHOLE EPISODE

[@nathanbush6781]

It’s on Hulu, :-)

[@astrangeone]

Poor Lana!

[@SugarHoneyIceTea90]

astrangeone is right! Vomiting is torture

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

She's just pregnant that's all

[@OtherBarry4908]

1:02 play this at 0.25x speed

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

I almost vomited on the Wipeout at the fair this year.

[@mariodang6646]

So this is what quarantine has brought me too

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

0:12 Ray: GAH! Ahh, it's all in my hair!

[@AdventuresWithYHWH]

Woooooo weightlessness!!!!

[@RiveryJerald]

Dont eat before going up in a plane

[@quillmaurer6563]

Okay, so Lana puked before they even did the first parabola? Just from flying along like a normal airplane? She must have an absurdly weak stomach. Also, everyone commenting on Archer riding Cyril into the puke, but I thought his hitting the wall was even more characteristic Cyril.

[@andrewames247]

At the time, she was pregnant, and suffering from morning sickness.

[@alyssarichardson2544]

@@andrewames247 pretty sure this is season 3, she was pregnant in season 5 and gave the baby at the end of it...

[@kenstorm707]

It was going up and down at pretty high speeds by airplane standards.

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@kenstorm707 It looked like she puked just on the first pitch-up, before even going zero-G.

[@kenstorm707]

@@quillmaurer6563 Which was still notably faster than passenger planes normally go.

[@theannouncer5538]

I kinda wanna be an astronaut now

[@walteriansims]

Dont watch this while brushing your teeth

[@matthewskudzienski4847]

That vomit throw up is gross and disgusting

[@josephharris4974]

Can't imagine how much weight Lana must have then lost from all that throwing up then right!?

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

...... Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... I should be an astronaut

[@yellowriverbyipdaily]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Both awesome yet nauseousiating

[@peterw3544]

Archer really surprises sometimes

[@noelanderson969]

ISIS has a space program?!

[@connormclernon26]

Says thirty seconds of weightlessness, more like forty five

[@MrGohan8000]

What episode is this

[@samueletzler7967]

Mr.Gohan Space Race Part 1

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:02 🎶I'll make all dem bitcheswallow🎶

[@starfishhugger6232]

Cyril why the hell didn't you at least put your hands in front of your face? Nothing was blocking them.

[@jensskarp1375]

"wahahawhoocaaares?!"

[@تحياالقدس-م2ث]

رووووعة

[@traintrack3761]

0:54 Krieger reference

[@traintrack3761]

somethingsomethingDarkSide he says yep yep yep yep a lot

[@mistronitomicmosslle5469]

What ep is this

[@KenGutierrez01]

Wasn’t this round the time she was feeling pregnant?

[@thesadprepper3722]

Archer predicted Trumps space force.

[@robertsimon2885]

1911 VsGlocks Get that political garbage out of here!

[@nexusnsgaming3364]

@@robertsimon2885 See here's a man with common sense as well, we must stop everything from turning into a political battleground. We come to watch Archer, not stupid politics trash.

[@robertsimon2885]

NexusNS Gaming Yeah. I'm sick of people turning everything political. I can't listen to "Do You Hear the People Sing?" or even "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" without some dolt mentioning some political garbage. Why people do this is beyond me.

[@alyssarichardson2544]

there's always that one guy... (shave ur neck btw)

[@MatthewBrown-xu3jn]

was lana pregnant during this part?

[@neonlights8012]

MOAT gaming yep

[@mattsucksatmusic4817]

Neo Tokyo no she definitely was not

[@pallydan893]

Lana doesn't decide to get pregnant until Season four episode nine, this episode is of course near the end of season 3.

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Not yet

[@russelljohnson8276]

the vomit comet hmm something tells me a certain canadian based cartoon wit the designs similar too 6teen was'nt the first too come up wit this

[@Veladus]

Well, no. The vomit comet is a real thing. They actually do train astronauts for zero gravity by flying a plane in a parabolic arc like this. And it got the nickname for the obvious nausea it causes.

[@michaelhuynh4953]

I'm surprised it was LANA who yakked over and over again...

[@some_metalhead]

Jake Shattuck That was next season, Sea Tunt Part II

[@alyssarichardson2544]

are you Australian? just asking coz I am too and I've only heard other Aussies say "yak" when referring to vomit.

[@michaelhuynh4953]

@@alyssarichardson2544 no I just said it because of how excessive it was.

[@AlekWheeler]

So wait...Walter White is alive and does voice work now?! EPIC!!!!

[@Veladus]

Conservatives and the Breaking Bad fandom, bonding over only having one joke

[@daconqueror7777]

Whoo hoo hoohoo who cares!!!XD LMAO

[@tulipbloomgames5030]

You have to wonder. Was Lana pregnant at this point? Or is she just ridiculously sensitive to these things? Cause she was nauseous in the submarine too, and she was pregnant then.

[@nickpurnell2769]

Phrasing

[@richardhughes231]

Im hsrrd now

[@simoncollett4524]

Oh Lana, if it's more fluid in your body you need then I'm your guy.

[@tylervielie5767]

1:00-1:07 Didn't need to see all that.

[@richardhughes231]

Yummy

[@emillovgren1490]

lol

[@AnthonyMcqueen1987]

The hell is wrong with you Lana ????

[@Juller99]

Woooooooooooo...who cares?!!

[@Alienxlicker]

Wasn’t this like a sign she was pregnant

[@Alex_Off-Beat]

Probably not, this was the season 3 finale, she became pregnant just before the end of season 4.