Best of Archer Season 3

The best moments of Archer Season 3. Enjoy!

[@tense99]

RIP Jessica Walter, you will be missed.

[@callianthomas7585]

NO!!!! She will be missed.

[@Alpha_blossom]

Damn I didn’t realize this. True legend.

[@kazma7972]

NOOOOOOOO MOTHERRRRRR!

[@jamielye2246]

@callian. What's the difference in you, or she ?? We all know what was ment. Its knobs like you that have to say something if you see a simple mistake. Get a life for real.

[@Explizzitt]

@@jamielye2246 I'm like 99% sure that's not what they were doing

[@poojanepal8391]

"where is ur pride?" .... " in my work...?" God i love this show.

[@jgrillo638]

"Oh shut up"

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Uh huh not u grillo u rude 😡

[@RogueAce93]

Pg Blues You took the words right out of my mouth. PHRASING!

[@jv-lk7bc]

funniest thing you've ever said.

[@thornmallow1]

zoid Lloyd 773 No no! That’s the next line!

[@PedloProductions]

“Do I have cancer again?” “You drank too much!” “That’s a thing?”

[@mosesmokua931]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@blake..-]

Yup that’s the quote

[@divinegokublack1362]

@@blake..- you must be fun at parties

[@stevenclark2733]

I learned my lesson over a year ago, I was at work and could barely do anything

[@uncletido99]

"I looked away for literally, LITERALLY 1 SECOND...unless it....wait..." "You're looking for predator aren't you" ".....yes..."

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

Couple of things. A, he's invisible

[@skylx0812]

...well, that predator jungle sound effect did play at just that moment.

[@blake..-]

Yup that’s the quote

[@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977]

No shame, only fear.

[@theoneandonlygrod]

@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 "Not completely. He has a telltale shimmer..."

[@artysanmobile]

The voicemail gag never gets old. I used a couple versions many years before this. It’s not taken too well in reality.

[@warrcoww6717]

The voice mailbox of “hahaha” is full, please leave your message after the tone. “Idiot”. My favorite was when he just let it ring, that was fucken hilarious.

[@seasonsstarsstudios]

Damn, that sounds like fun.

[@thornmallow1]

Right!!!

[@raxter82]

It’s not even taken well in the show lol

[@LucianDevine]

What do you think the cell phone budget is for their department? We see a LOT of phones get smashed and thrown, lol. Bet that part of the budget is worth more than Pam!

[@silverscorpio24]

"Is Krieger hard at work?" "He literally might be."

[@karilari8057]

You can tell this is the season when they got a better animation budget

[@daneboggs8147]

"I'm gonna find me a ten year old" LMFAO

[@coolerrocket]

Pro gamer move

[@sahraguya7639]

Dane Boggs congratulations on your 200th Like.

[@cybardsands1362]

A black astronaut ceril, that's like killing a unicorn. That made me laugh

[@justcode431]

It kind of is.

[@chronomaster8161]

I don’t get it...

[@cybardsands1362]

It means that it is so rare the chances of a black man getting selected for being an astronaut one what used to be one of the most bigoted selection processes ever. That it would be like finding a unicorn only to kill it.

[@austntexan]

I don't get it. Aren't those people always really good at academics? Seems like they'd make up the majority of the program. and also musicians singing about their WAP and Glock.

[@cybardsands1362]

I guess you really wouldn't get it New Gen your idea of racism is someone saying the letter N and having a room freeze in disapproval. It makes me feel old and tired. Nowadays it would be normal to have a black astronaut based on merit. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bp-wnnZpjtuFbK8 Rather than give you something boring to watch here's an explanation of why a Dysney movie could've been secretly referencing crack cocaine and why.

[@danielbadger2641]

Woodhouse saying “oh dear god, yes,” to Burt Reynolds’ “drop dead sexy” regarding Mallory is probably the best part of the season imo

[@redstonecasey4713]

"Oh, Krieger-san! I would never judge-a you!" "BUT YOUR MOTHER SURE AS HELL DOES!" That raises SO many questions.

[@joemurgatroyd357]

It will be so funny if he made her a mother than has the free will to judge him as her creator

[@engineeringdrawingmadeeasy7442]

😂😂😂

[@Spoomis]

Technically, in a way, Krieger *is* her mother, so that was a self burn.

[@CoffeeManiac20]

Press that red button Wait, is it gonna kill everybody? ....Press that blue button

[@6137ILY]

Woodhouse’s “oh god yes” gets me everytime

[@Literally-God]

RIP Jessica Walter. The show won't be the same without you.

[@CLuvTravels]

"Are you talking about the ocelot?" "Are you not?"

[@datchucktaylor]

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death ... which I hope is soon. Amen"

[@alter_aim]

“You got a potato?” “No what is this Christmas”

[@saranpatel1114]

You gonna die son😂😂😂

[@aridontou7544]

"Leave me for a 20 year old? Ha! I'll show him, I'll find me a 10 year old!"

[@megstephens9351]

watchlist alert.

[@blake..-]

Yup that’s the quote

[@jeong-ilkajokaya3849]

EDP 445: Yes ma'am, I will use cupcakes.

[@iCherub]

@@jeong-ilkajokaya3849 lmfaooo

[@LucianDevine]

Heh, you know that revenge statement definitely sounded better in her head!

[@HumbledAnimeEnthusiast]

Krieger- “Press that red button” Archer- “is it gonna kill everyone?” Krieger- *PRESS THAT BLUE BUTTON*

[@kingmir5]

That was the one 😂😂

[@blake..-]

Yup that’s the quote

[@LucianDevine]

Archer asking the big questions!

[@robertaldaron4870]

Also.... "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?" And...... "Smoke Bomb!" And also...... "Also yes."

[@bossshun9]

Only Krieger can bring us such dangerous humor when least expected.

[@tommynguyen8456]

One of Malory's best burns in Season 3 Malory: And because this meeting is for field agents only *glares at Ray in a wheelchair* Ray: You're taking me off the field? Malory: well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart Malory is a fucking savage 😂😂😂

[@carltonwalton9819]

Lol. Yeah, “especially since this one went and got himself paralyzed!” 6:34

[@Literally-God]

@@carltonwalton9819 "yeah that's me Mr. Selfish" "More like Miss"

[@carltonwalton9819]

@@Literally-God “One day I’m gonna write a book about this place!…”

[@nightraid998]

@@carltonwalton9819 “gonna be a real smackarooney”

[@carltonwalton9819]

@@nightraid998 🤣🤣🤣. Typical!

[@spookydog9163]

Pam is the most legit friend you could ever have

[@whoozyyy]

I mean, she did rape Cyril when he was passed out, but so did Ray lol

[@annapierce8666]

I Love *Pam* ❤

[@waltred912]

"A black astronaut Cyril! That's like killing a unicorn"

[@dylanundead8379]

Man, I miss Woodhouse.

[@ak-xp4hp]

The facial animation in this show doesn't get enough credit. The Ray-Krieger exchange about 5:55 with Krieger's eyes and Ray's eyes slight showing above his glasses just made it so much funnier.

[@danielescovolo4719]

Am I the only one loves the way archer interacts with babu? It's just so funny 😂

[@irvinmorales1409]

18:04 "You were pushing rope!" Damn, Pam just wrecked Archer to no end there.

[@darlenebuck7825]

XD she made fun of his ejaculation.

[@typacsk]

@@darlenebuck7825 No, it means his dick was only halfway hard.

[@harleyb7880]

​@@darlenebuck7825 Not that... His d**k was limp.

[@bigweiner4217]

10:22 Krieger just stands there with his arms crossed like a badass

[@josephlafrance334]

I love the white zip up suit and Afro walking around doing shot shot shot lol

[@seta2710]

He knew Brett was there so he was safe

[@thegeneralissimo470]

"oh dear god yes" Poor woodhouse.

[@noahsherwood2445]

*ohdeargodyes

[@darkwingnighteller5858]

“Happy Ceril? YOU just destroyed Alderaan” 😂 20:00

[@wonderbread575]

“Sterling get your things! Hes gay.” Respect, lady knew her limits 🤣

[@davna4420]

Archer's reaction to every discovery of Mallory 's love escapades is priceless

[@agustintellez136]

and as built as Archer is, he should have been able to make it over that Army wall very easily lol

[@obedulloa6219]

he was probably wasted so that's why he couldn't do it

[@tabibble8412]

He could have. He didn't want to

[@fastman69001]

God, I love the convo with the ocelot.

[@carltonwalton9819]

Ya fox eared ass_ole!

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

*ahem* his name is Babou!

[@bemasaberwyn55]

He's a fox eared asshole though

[@tonydavid9743]

"Yeah that's me,mr selfish" "More like miss"😂😂😂😂

[@cavinnkosi]

"do I have cancer again" as a response to being drunk is so hilarious

[@bigeagleshater]

I love Jon Benjamin’s voice

[@MasterPodi]

I have no idea what inspired you to make this in 2020 but good looks mate

[@bilaloguz1098]

he didnt make it, its archer VX also this show started in 2012

[@foxshadow3627]

@@bilaloguz1098 wrong it started in 2011

[@Popski887]

Bilal oguz The OP probably meant the compilation.

[@foxshadow3627]

@@Popski887 well at least get the facts straight then

[@Popski887]

foxshadow 3 If you are going to correct someone, do it right. Archer started in 2009.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"A BLACK ASTRONAUT, ceryl! that's like killing a unicorn!"

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

17:06 The seamus tattoo is still there. Nice attention to detail.

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

"Don't get me wrong, I'd still do it." "Oh please, you'd do... name a noun." Lol

[@thomascrawford8923]

We needed this humor for this bs year 😭❤️

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

I like how that thrown grenade still had the spoon in it.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

"Well your mother sure does!.." I will always love krieger

[@jimbyrdiii1503]

I swear to GOD!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 These Archer compilations are therapeutic! 🙏 THANK YOU

[@beardedgreek9069]

8:06 notice he stopped it from spilling even while being caught in a trap.

[@jculver1674]

Priorities, man.

[@chillydawgg4354]

The Japanese guy has great hearing to hear pam talking in another car during a car chase

[@maestroh2986]

"Rock beats spoon.......you should know this, you're an Archeologist"

[@michaelodhiambo2791]

Carol/ Sheryl is underrated.

[@timmy6781]

Krieger/hitlerclone is underrated in my opinion

[@Zai131]

@@timmy6781 fax

[@samuelreid603]

R.I.P Mallory Archer 😢😢

[@eboooo]

The fact that his mother stole his bike was so hilarious but also triggering.

[@thedavidj1996]

“Oh please you’re so hot for him I could reheat this chili in your cooche” 💀💀

[@theannouncer5538]

16:55 that line got me fired a few times

[@mr.incredivenom]

I love how archer has huge respect for animals

[@zulharrisanual6555]

the voicemails 😂😂😂

[@devilred18]

10:32 at this stage I'm surprised more people dont ask krieger this when he gives them a gadget.

[@Ynotpizza69]

Killing a black astronaut, that's like killing a unicorn 😂😂😂

[@heyvincee]

I just realized that what happened at 0:22 is exactly what happened to archer in the Danger Island Coma Season Same plane name and everything

[@yuritzenpresents3113]

That potato scene is so offensive to Irish people everywhere. Seriously, I was laughing at the joke and writing this comment. I love this show.

[@darlenebuck9912]

and Germans

[@yuritzenpresents3113]

@@darlenebuck9912 How? I thought calling Germans a kraut was an insult.

[@darlenebuck9912]

@@yuritzenpresents3113 Germans are called a number of things back during the war and back then they were called nazis and krauts.

[@midnightlupin1]

I love how monotone Mallory sounds when she tells Cheryl "that was the funniest thing you may have ever said" like seeing knowledged it as well as found it humorous, just not enough to laugh

[@Aramanth]

*Quiet, Gay!* LOL Ray's line kills me everytime. Brilliant writing! 🖋 Thanks for posting!!

[@MajesticSkywhale]

He says quiet gang actually

[@intonera9222]

Actually he said quiet game!

[@justinnewton7366]

RIP... Jessica... sorry to hear about your passing away

[@alexanderroubos4308]

i swear to god when archer puts the wheels down lmfao

[@ibrahimmuriithi7546]

Kriger: Press that red button! Archer: Wait is it gonna kill everybody? Kriger: Press that blue button! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterpanda4296]

9:30 i love his conversation with babo, thats so totally me talking to my cats lol

[@hlgb2014]

I just realized the yakuza boss archer holds hostage in archer vice is the same guy from pams underground racing episode. revenge payoff from 4 seasons back...

[@huhhhhhhhxd]

you drink too much archer:is that a thing😂😂😂

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Almost forgot about my favorite comedic female lead Jessica Walter and bad ass Burt Reynolds were a couple in Archer

[@paulmc4414]

Sorta reminds me of the guy from "burn notice" and his friend bruce cambell.

[@etonbachs4226]

Sorta reminds me of the guy Bob from Bob's Burgers. And Carl, the convenience store employee on Family Guy. Also the ''For Sandwiches'' guy in the Arby's commercials. But he definitely doesn't remind me of Mr. Campbell at all. Not even similar to me.

[@miguelrice4250]

Eton Bachs I’m like 99.99% certain Carl and bob are also voiced by archers voice actor

[@nateb5962]

miguel rice H. John Benjamin

[@miguelrice4250]

Nate B nailed it

[@camdencrear2654]

The burt Reynolds episode is my absolute favorite

[@HouseMusicNinja]

11:34 The Yakuza lit his ass up! Lol!

[@peterjaremsek8621]

The train episode with the TPB guest stars makes me want an episode with the Always Sunny cast

[@ravenmoon9546]

0:58 only Pam can make this scene perfect.

[@candigirrl003]

Sterling archer voice mail is crazy funny,

[@LordSStorm]

Worlds greatest secret agent, gets destroyed by Yakuza.

[@iambicpentakill971]

I'll give you agent, but Archer might be the least secret person ever :).

[@trey7911]

@Brian J. Medina lmao, go to Japan and keep saying that out loud and put your theory into action.

[@zcop7895]

He wasnt world's greatest secret agent he was the world's most dangerous spy they never said he was the best fighter he was beaten up multiple times

[@justokem993]

Though I think krigger did a number on him,I'd have laughed to hear Krieger's comment on that😂😂

[@whoozyyy]

He’s not the greatest secret agent, he’s just the luckiest secret agent. Shit Pam can knock him out and he gets caught alllll the time. He just is amazing at things just working out for him.

[@tgani357]

These compilations make my day! Thank you!

[@G-Unit1111]

"And knock off that damn beatboxing!" "Last week it was freestyling!"

[@anton2re]

Thank god they made three seasons with writing this awesome

[@paperchasindude6578]

So true

[@comradesam3382]

Id say 5/5.5

[@comradesam3382]

Id say like first 5/6 I hope they got back on the 11th, because coma seasons... werent the best

[@whoozyyy]

I’d say up to season 5

[@darlenebuck9912]

"A little thing called timing Krieger and the erection really not appropriate""*sobbing*I'm still happy"

[@tjanderson5892]

The Pirate King Trilogy I call it was Archer at its absolute peak imo. Believe they released those 3 episodes separately from the season.

[@edwardalexander8924]

Great show they need more like them for adults

[@carltonwalton9819]

11:07 I don’t know why this scene makes me laugh so much. Especially the cry at the end! 🤣🤣🤣 Love Archer

[@whoozyyy]

Lmao yessss

[@huntercheadle2679]

"OHHHH NOOOO!!!!" "That's what I thought 😠"

[@gungnir3926]

"you dont wanna know, but you do want to wash your lips now."

[@philippaul6039]

"Sterling get your things! He's gay" XD!

[@whoozyyy]

Cheryl’s reaction to duck when Mallory threw the know was hilarious lmao

[@robertaldaron4870]

Can not say this enough. I love this show.

[@aravshah208]

You're faced with the old Irishman's debate hahahaha

[@SM-rt7pr]

"You're probably going to want to wash your lips".

[@Dr_Kenneth_Noisewater]

God S3 was the best.

[@Boratlovesanimeandasmr]

I’ve realized that as teens everyone wanted to be archer but instead we turned into krieger and his waifu

[@PChamileon97]

what about Archer when he was with Lana? ......just me?

[@Kurogane_666]

Oh God damn love how he's with the ocelot in the cop car that just makes the whole series for me

[@maromalul9134]

Archer Looking for Predator will always make me laugh

[@jammin2575]

The telltale shimmer…

[@alexandersmith2422]

Can we appreciate the fact that woodhouse spring archer in the eyes with presumably leather cleaner and threw it before he could get it LMAO why didn't he ever stand up to him sooner?!

[@whoozyyy]

He knocks him out 3 to 4 times a year lol

[@plhebel1]

I have never really watched many Archers episodes when it was based on TV, Making up for it now tho,, Too funny!!

[@cyrusmuller6502]

When George states his name it kills me malory says really

[@meredithdurfy2337]

Babou sounds like he said I know in response to being called exotic.

[@mynamesjeff.f]

3:47 lmaooo

[@nateb5962]

mynamesjefff I didn’t catch that the first time cuz she’s off screen. But that line by carol /Cheryl is f*ckin brilliant

[@davidtharp1591]

Sterling, get your things

[@glebstepkin2430]

Machines... can hurt people.

[@edwinporusingazi]

Wohhooo thanks for the birthday present !!

[@MrRonald327]

Using a spoon to dig out of jail? This isn't a movie.