Archer vs Brock Samson

[@amadorelizondo3848]

Death by Samson is an industry standard when you get a villian license

[@MISTALAMA]

I was gana put somthing similar

[@vanitasv2298]

I believe it was classified as a force of nature xD

[@Shawnsprince1]

You know even by season one The Guild did add that the every villians minions insurance, no doubt. I was shocked when 21 came back that one season and was able to be the only minion to be in the same level as Brock Samson 🤯

[@MISTALAMA]

@@Shawnsprince1 oh yeah that was epic and really got me going for the next few seasons

[@TemptationsEnd]

Dear god do not fuck with his firebird, there won’t even be enough left of you to sweep up into a dustpan. Only he can break his car. And he’s probably gonna murk your ass in the most humiliating way possible just cause he had to break his car. Though deadass, I didn’t even know about the golem. Though this is the guy that does everything that Archer does. Gets hit by explosions, stabbed, shot, hell he even let his own car driven by someone intending on flattening him down. Just so he could squish the guy under his titanium balls and get back in the driver seat of his car!

[@gordonfreeman1600]

Seriously though, Brock Sampson is another breed entirely.

[@thatonea-hole]

Brock is quite literally BUILT DIFFERENT!!

[@Atlas_1127]

Wasn’t his mom a fridge? And he’s a quarter Winnebago?

[@Ieatsofttacos]

@@Atlas_1127 That had me rolling 😂😂🤣

[@italiankidspaghetti2383]

Well he a grandson of ash Williams that why he so strong "I don't know if to Canon tho*

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

a more fair match would be someone like Batman, and even then, I've never seen Batman fall into a car with style

[@Sean-wv7wl]

Even with Archer having some of the most strongest plot armour in entertainment (he’s at least slightly drunk in every episode), best case scenario he’s being put in another coma by Samson.

[@kodi2329]

Indefinitely.

[@marchaelbeard5977]

Nah best case they both decide to go find some girls at place archer suggest and get some. If Brock gives hads he is not stopping with coma

[@active8335]

​@@durrangodsgrief6503 yes but Archer is never "drunk"

[@Ooffoop]

I still can’t get over they spent like 3 seasons with him just in a coma and a dream plot for each

[@vtled13tempest]

Sorry I can name two others with stronger plot armor. Jarjar and Ash Ketchum

[@JDWalker495]

“I don’t make these fights unfair, you guys do” -Sun Tzu

[@alexgreer6336]

Yeah seems like a quote from him

[@lillianwade6960]

Lol, glad someone said it 🤣

[@JDWalker495]

They really putting discount James Bond against Modern Day Kratos🤣

[@jon7941]

"We don't say that name!"

[@quandaledingle2928]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

[@jackcooper810]

I have to say that is probably the most accurate description I've ever heard someone give these two in particular👍

[@brodyratliff7441]

​@@quandaledingle2928damn I forgot this era NGL also make sure to delete this comment, like it never happened

[@pixelwizard9652]

Fun fact: Brock Samson’s voice actor played a character that was called Rip Ripply, hired to track him down and take him home after his wife died and the guy was just annoyed but unfazed about Archer smacking him in the face with a bottle and Archer was so intimidated he was knocked out and then dragged to a plane. (Thanks sherhead9688)

[@secretcipher1566]

You’d have to be deaf not to know this

[@shearhead9688]

Yeah he complied, after he got knocked out and dragged

[@buttonsfan]

Alternatively Archer's voice actor of Dr. Orpheus's master

[@pixelwizard9652]

@@shearhead9688 Yeah. Forgot about that part sorry.

[@andrerussell2383]

What's the show called that this Brock guy is in

[@ezachleewright2309]

Archer is like if James Bond and Eric Cartman did a Fusion dance

[@marchaelbeard5977]

Now my head Canon is that archer is just Eric fantasy about him being an agent. An all the people he beats up are his "friends" (mostly Butters)

[@PickyVickyVindictive]

Which James Bond?

[@jon7941]

"we don't mention that name."

[@kashv.k2797]

Not to mention both of their voice actors are absolutely legendary H.Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) And Patrick Warburton ( Brock Samson) just a chefs kiss

[@conit4125]

They're both the kind of VA that only does one voice but they do it so well that it doesn't matter

[@fracturedframe1462]

Patrick Warburton is a meme in any character he's in mans is legendary abd Jon Benjamin always gets outstanding rememberable role

[@CeeDoubleU]

Brock also briefly withstood the vacuum of space as he crawled on the outside of a spaceship in orbit

[@imanolpulido8499]

Glados was one of the only characters to scare Brock

[@pixelwizard9652]

But that was only when he was gambling.

[@Ukrainian-supporter]

Poker night 2

[@pixelwizard9652]

@@Ukrainian-supporter Correct.

[@conit4125]

Brock is also a distant descendant of Ash Williams

[@StrawberryNUKE]

​@@conit4125 I really wanted to see them go on that borderlands mission Claptrap suggested

[@reyis_here945]

I've been saying this for years Brock Samson vs. Black Dynamite

[@charlesmoody7403]

Now that's a fight

[@DDarkestKnight]

SAME

[@DDarkestKnight]

I've been sending this to Death Battle for years

[@sond.lollipop8919]

Yo I legit don’t know how this would go. both have wild game breaking feats that the other couldn’t do. Honestly they’d probly end up being drinking friends

[@zenos02]

Yeah... Brock has killed guys like Archer so many times that he's lost count of them all!!

[@infernalphantom7571]

It’s why 24 used this line. “Slayer of men. Slayer of henchmen”

[@ditto7047]

"Men write him love letters. Women name their vibrators after him."

[@anthonyross3418]

To quote a famous line. "I don't make these fights one sided, y'all do!"

[@OuterRaine]

Yo, that beating a golem in the nuts didn't actually happen, think that was a fabrication by the bros. But....he probably would do that.

[@justinroux1610]

Him killing a shark isnt brock is a tank on legs

[@vernitico]

The part of Hank and Dean fusing was fabricated, the part where Brock beat that golum with it's own arm probably did happen.

[@allforone3427]

"This is the most One Sided Fight y'all have sent to me ever" That is saying something!

[@dimeforcrime]

The "take it from me" scene is still the coldesy thing I've ever seen.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

With how Archer is, including him getting his coworkers killed those couple of times, God damn.

[@Foxofthecloud]

This is the first time I've yelled at the screen "who sent this match up?! Who thought this was balanced?!"

[@seanhutt4621]

Brock Samson is one of the greatest characters ever full stop The scene where he gets into the car by letting it hit him is 👌👌👌

[@Emonkey12345]

Brock Samson is the definition of built different

[@CollinMcLean]

Literally... He's 1/4 Winnebago...

[@oh_Penitent_one]

Archer has some of the strongest plot armour out there , isn't there one episode where he literally admits he doesn't think he can die

[@ALL-Lions]

A few I believe lol

[@starpokeheart664]

Then again, he's never encountered Brock freaking Samson

[@markjack9772]

A part of his characters that is extremely lucky

[@whiteeye3453]

He kinda did on difrent name

[@Nightout88]

Brock Samson is just built diffrent.

[@rafaelfeliciano4973]

Bruh... I was howling when I saw the matchup and was screaming.. "The Nuts!!!!! Talk about punching the Golem's Nuts!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheOuroborosLoop]

The "sToP iT!' at the end fucking sent me ☠️☠️☠️

[@jonarbuckle2894]

Brock Samson spoke six words that lets us know who would win. “Go ahead take it from me”

[@fanboygamer3e]

I just imagine Brook will throw one punch & Archer will just go into a GMod Ragdoll effect.

[@deanchristie7723]

Venture Brothers was such a great show

[@DragonCat846]

A one-sided butt whooping anybody

[@arjunmangalie1641]

Asking for huntik review

[@quaveriansmith8881]

Bruh that ending had me 💩ing my pants from laughter

[@von3131]

Funny thing about the golem, its implied that when the boys were telling the story everything did happen but the mecha-shiva thing

[@nickfritz6607]

I think archers backing down as soon as he sees samson, samsons straight built DIFFERENT

[@femboyjiren1744]

Archer is 100% chilling in this fight. This dudes plot armour is just that op. He's not winning but he's not dying.

[@ismailabdelazim2206]

Brock samson is the living embodiment of the words " but can i kill it though?" and i am here for it

[@blooddown9433]

4th Day: Hey Classic, assuming you’re an avid webtoons reader, which are your current top 3 favorites? For me it’s Legend of The Northern Blade, Viral Hit, and Jungle Juice.

[@kamikaze4172]

The only way Archer comes out on top is if instead of head to head, they had to work together. I have more faith in Archer killing him as an ally than as an enemy

[@traggyuujr7549]

When he said "Don't get me wrong"I knew it was up

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

Brock Samson is such a beast, he literally merc'd the initial 4th person in Poker Night at the Inventory 2 and took his spot. And nobody found the body.

[@James-kv3ll]

Archer is actually a pretty good spy when he really tries. But in a straight up fight with Brock he stands no chance.

[@mexicoselite937]

That one scene when he flies through a car windshield and takes control of it lmao

[@cleo3228]

Ah yes my favorite fight, 007 versus the fucking hulk

[@jon7941]

"How dare you!!"

[@dominiccampbell181]

If I ever needed a bodyguard, the first thing out of my mouth is, "I wanna talk to Samson."

[@theinternetstolemysoul9624]

This made me laugh XD immediately thought about the time Archer put dry ice in a bottle of swamp water and wasn't sure when it would explode and the time Brock threw down with a polar bear... killed it and skinned it in just minutes! They are definitely world's apart

[@President-Pocky]

I honestly think Brock Sampson is just an alternate version of homelander

[@JacobSmith-tm6ei]

I would pay a disturbing amount of money to see Brock punish Archer.

[@constantinedaurum9943]

Archer would have to go in 100% sober and serious if he hopes to survive

[@jacknanvisker7074]

At first I thought it was a good match up, but when you brought up the things about Brock, I cracked up out of realisation.

[@hooverredman5167]

Yeah Archer is definition of plot armor

[@ScorpioAkei]

Bro I needed you too go way harder about some of the shit Brock has done 😂

[@MFDoomguy21]

This is like putting El Barto against Batman or something. It’s like beating a child 😂😂😂

[@Chara_the_god]

Hey classic. Do you have any tips on how to start a channel like yours? You seem to be making good money.

[@infinityzer054]

The firing squad: WE MISSED!

[@joshuabessire9169]

Mr "Go ahead, take it from me!” vs a guy who got his ass whooped by Alton Brown.

[@AColonDashSix]

"And while you wasted your time castrating a priceless antique ...

[@justbronson7570]

the only time I'd feel bad for Archer would be in this Hulk vs Joker fist fight

[@RaphBlade7]

Against Brock Samson, it is no contest! I mean, in the Venture Brothers universe, among villains, DEATH BY SAMSON is an official cause of death for VILLAIN HENCHMEN!

[@Spvcx.E]

the Waffle House has found it’s new host.

[@Ice_Reaper05]

the waffle house has found it's new host

[@lexmasu246]

"Go ahead... take it from me!..."

[@TechnicalTactician]

I didn't even know Brock Simpson but just knowing that a name like Brock Samson is menacing is why I immediately thought that yeah Archer would be dead.

[@ConduitWolf]

"I'll dodge it." -Brock

[@RagingRaygun]

Brok "They hit me with a truck" Samson

[@siresorb1419]

Despite all those reasons, I'm still going Archer. Archer has plot armor and unfathomable luck on his side, he'll find a way somehow.

[@elijahaitaok8624]

The win. Brock Sampson: Go ahead... Take it from me *ominous metal music*

[@SuperBadspeller]

To be fair that last one was a story The venture was telling the people in court. But personally I believe

[@enchantedpotions8922]

I haven’t watched neither of these shows,but I knew damn well that whoever suggested this fight wanted Archer to die

[@magicalworld3696]

And sadly, Classicman D only mention 10% of all Brock's feats to Archer's 75%

[@iamsofuckingcooldamn]

I had to snicker before he went in on this especially with Brock’s background

[@ethansargent]

Some will argue "BuT aRcHeR iS aLwAyS hAlF aSsInG!" To which I say we all know Brockbis barely even trying if he even is that.

[@Human12208]

This video just made me a follower for life.

[@thomashamre7077]

It's so one sided that it's funny 😁 I actually lol

[@JimtheFish0451]

Have you ever covered/seen green lantern the animated series? For me it just emanates nostalgia and was a pretty damn good show!

[@MrMe-em8ht]

Ok I would like to ask how one sided is this match up: Ben 10 vs. Kirby. P.S. love your videos 👍🏾

[@Korihiji-icefire]

What's hilarious is that I know nothing of these guys, but saw enough clips to know who was winning

[@ccggenius]

Archer is incredible...for a man. Brock is a Swedish Murder Machine.

[@werecatheartless5797]

Archer vs Brock... gonna be a quick fight, and that's if Archer doesn't bail upon seeing Brock Sampson

[@qoustonop6096]

Mr Brock is the type of guy to make God say what have I created

[@ZObliteration]

Brock Samson vs Movie Wolverine (Without healing factor). Yes I specifically mean Hugh Jackman Wolverine movies.

[@themr.mysteriousshadow82]

It would actually be fun to see what Brock would look like in the Archer style but I think in all honesty yeah this is one-sided as hell if anything Archer probably would be the nicest to him. That would be his man crush to be more honest because that's what he wishes he wanted to be

[@lightexpelsdarkness5188]

"This is the most one sided fight you guys have sent me!" 2 shorts later "... never mind."

[@Meliodas-uv1tp]

We just wanted to see archer get fucking rocked lol

[@robertcarroll6885]

Can you do black lightning (cw) vs black panther (mcu)

[@dewaunwarren1]

There's a scene where everyone has to give up though to a security guard. And when he gets to Brock he just says "go ahead, take it from me 👹"

[@bologna640]

Never have I needed something so much and never knew until I received it

[@mr_soosa]

Bro you forgot the part where when brock was getting cavity searched he crushed the dudes arm then used his body as a weapon, this man is a menace

[@johnathanhill7497]

Archer is like a realistic spy with a athletic body, martial arts,dead eye and general good luck,brok is lokey a peak human that could give captain America a run for his money.

[@whiteeye3453]

To be fair archer greatest strength is his underpredylity

[@supersaiyan30-]

Also, Brock once broke a mans hand with his ass lmao most hilarious moment but badass.

[@wintermute7378]

Sampson is build like a fucking space marine.

[@sparky3574]

Brock could have made a career of being the world’s most dangerous assassin. But he stayed as the Venture’s bodyguard, I think it was to give villains some air of relief not being frightened about him coming after them.

[@rabbit0664]

I love Archer, the show, but saying he'd get a beat down is a huge understatement. Brock would probably knock him out in a heartbeat at most. I don't think he'd be killed but he'd be feeling it every day for the rest of his life.

[@shinobix4925]

Somebody hated Archer with a passion

[@thecatguy893]

Hey great vids man Question how would a fight inbetween kratos and wonderwoman would go?

[@omainomai]

The first time you see Brock, he wrestles an alligator with no hesitation. One of Archer's top 3 fears of all.

[@RogerRoger897]

Facts I mean we're talking about the guy that's decended from Ashly Williams himself

[@Gokuh.]

You should do Bowser vs Prime All Might

[@calcifur]

Depends which Brock, later Brock would take pity on Archer, and Archers best skill is insane ability to survive.

[@MrSimon3059]

I feel like Black Dynamite should be in the background during the Archer/Samson fight.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Coughing baby, vs, HYDROGEN BOMB!

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Archer nearly died from a snakebite. BROCK SURVIVED THE VACUUM OF FUCKIN SPACE WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A CHILL AND A NOSEBLEED.

[@whiteeye3453]

From poinsonus snake in world it taken time to kill him Wich says something about his endurance to poison plus vacuum of space and poison aren't same

[@michaeliv284]

Metal plate as to why he survived Think Tank and the statue thing was a fantasy sequence at Monarch's trial. The rest is accurate, Brock would fold Archer like an accordion