How many people does Brock Samson Kill ?

210...
or maybe 240ish
I made this video in 2 days I watched so much Venture Bros I might be insane now
Also the final Screen should have an alligator But i wasn't re-rendering the video for a 3rd time

[@bushidotestu1997]

I can see why the guild has “death by Samson” listed as cause of death instead of something like KIA

[@nikorobinson6336]

They should also have death by Brocks ass as one of those as well

[@schwarzerritter5724]

It is listed right between "Equipment malfunction" and "Failed me for the last time".

[@samboyd1828]

it's a mark of pride

[@clarkkent871]

Respect.

[@Betomestizo]

@Kasen Maurice another spam comment

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

You know? If it were ANYONE else, I would say a lot of these aren't deaths but since its him, yeah.

[@muffindragons]

Exactly my logic

[@bandit4less43]

Agreed there’s no way he hold back on 99% of his victims

[@gabe9346]

@@muffindragons you counted Henchman 1/Zero twice! .. yeah I'll get out here

[@twistaj32]

its never the same with PSSD post samson stress disorder. might as well be dead.

[@michaelmarks5012]

Brock Samson & Abraham Lincoln swam to Japan to defeat the Egyptians...the ninja mummies were no match for the bionic stovepipe hat & exquisite bowie knife acrobatics.

[@fireemblemistrash75]

“The minute god crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them” Cain:...

[@feritperliare2890]

Not accurate on the number but damn close

[@fireemblemistrash75]

@@feritperliare2890 yeah but it’s like the only thing I can think of lol. That or what’s his face who was sold by his brothers

[@Southern_Crusader]

Is that who Samson really is!? The first murderer!? If I remember correctly Cain is still cursed to wander the Earth, probably more manageable now that there is the internet to keep him entertained.

[@krusk3544]

@@feritperliare2890 Well eve was a cave woman, so when you think about it

[@feritperliare2890]

@@krusk3544 I just meant it wasn't the 3rd human but more like the 4th that's all

[@dragonking1097]

That’s why it’s called “Death by Samson”.

[@landonletterman831]

"Slayer of henchmen!"

[@TheSoulknight19]

This is gonna sound weird, but I kind of enjoyed how Brock had developed this almost co-worker friendly relationship with all the goons and minions in the last season. Just how casually he stops his blood rage in the midst of everything happening and just asks, "hey does anyone want to stop for a piss real quick?" Like he is still pretty brutal about it, but he is now chill enough to treat it as if it's another tuesday at homedepot.

[@envisioner007]

hay its just another Tuesday for Brock.

[@warlockgod66]

Yeah I like how Brock paint up with henchmen 42 throughout the season sometime

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Like a gradual humanization like with the Germans in World war ii

[@portugal5698]

@@warlockgod66 henchman 21 not 42 lol

[@jodygarcia9892]

Its after he looks into him self and sees that beautiful dolphin

[@furioussherman7265]

I love how you can see how much better the animation and voice acting got as the show progressed.

[@alfredmorency8296]

Yes, if you rewatch the series the first season is almost painful, after getting used to much higher quality in the later seasons.

[@cjonesjr]

​@@alfredmorency8296I saw clips before but I just started s1 earlier today and got it H U R T S with the animation quality dear lord

[@alfredmorency8296]

@@cjonesjr I binge-watched the series before watching Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, the improvement between seasons 1-2 and the movie is enormous.

[@tomsmithok]

@@alfredmorency8296even just the improvement between seasons 2 and 3 is immense

[@brucehalden6148]

I like how you counted suicide by cyanide tooth as a death by Samson, because he was totally right about that being cheating.

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

the guy wouldn't be dead if it weren't for brock

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

I don’t know if I’d count the animals as kills animals are not the same as the soldiers we see him fighr

[@brucehalden6148]

@@REDOYSTERCULT302 A kill is a kill, there were no specifications on species. Also, why are you replying to me with this, this is a completely separate debate

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

@@brucehalden6148 “how many people does Brock Samson kill”

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

@@brucehalden6148 people

[@JimmyTurner]

A lot of these are like batman deaths. Most of them don't die right away, they die later on, or are permanently crippled and wish they were.

[@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298]

Maybe this is why hank is so attached to Brock, that and him being a cool uncle

[@georgeray1906]

Oh I full heartedly agree that for the most part Brock kills his opponents' spirit.

[@zedc6072]

He was so close to getting his wings, poor Speedy.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

(Latin accent) mm relax rapido he toned it down in higher seasons seems wit think tank he was either playing or toying wit him . Him n his "I can dodge it"

[@Jacquelinsane]

You gotta respect Brock’s readiness to help a guy he’s killing feel comfortable

[@sonicbralaunik9671]

Time?

[@dracibatic2433]

@@sonicbralaunik9671 13:37

[@potatoboy6094]

i havent seen the end of the clip with the windpipe fracture but he was pretty nice there all things considered, i think that while he certainly likes to kill and is good at it, brock is a man of honor, if he wants to kill you, hes gonna kill you as soon as he can, if he wants to do a badass bit where he chooses not to kill you for info/free street cred, hes certainly going to try his best to keep the promise at least, but i dont think he's losing any sleep over it

[@pcport2698]

@@potatoboy6094 Pretty sure it's a courtesy he only extends to certain Guild people. He did mention they're the only organization he still respects.

[@DinsRune]

"Times Brock Samson killed someone, or at least kicked their asses in a really cool way"

[@jaydenshepard7928]

Because its him, these are probably all kills

[@crackedhammer4612]

The fact that this is almost a 30 minute says a lot

[@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298]

And these are all kills shown, who knew how many he killed off screen.

[@andymcneilly]

@@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298 Welp, this proves Brock Samson is the decent of Guts, The Hundred Man slayer.

[@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298]

@@andymcneilly well there is word of him being related to ash Williams from poker night in the inventory 2 so I can see that.

[@teyia6190]

@@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298 army of darkness

[@froztgamergamesreactionsan6298]

@@teyia6190 right that series but I meant where the confirm bloodline was told in, but thanks for correcting me

[@ZorgothTDK]

He didn’t kill 24, you find out later it was the moppets who killed him, and they get linched by the other monarch henchmen

[@kellynolen498]

Well it was a timed bomb so it was really the monarch but it wasn't on purpose

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Whoa didn't know that. putting him in the ward maybe but not ☠

[@jorgeflores3348]

Hench has killed Hench

[@andymcneilly]

@@jorgeflores3348 Hench has killed hench!

[@jimmyjumpcutdown1158]

HENCH KILLED HENCH!

[@rataudiobooks]

A lot of these technically aren't kills, but who can complain about a complete compilation of nearly ever instance of Brock kicking ass?

[@haydenanderson3476]

Personally I don’t think he leaves survivors

[@86soup]

Speedy is definitely very dead

[@noideawhatnametouse7302]

Well most of the people are either dead or crippled at this point

[@nicoskalampokis7568]

If it was literally anyone else, like John wick or something, I wouldn't count those as kills, but it's literally Brock goddamn samson

[@KillerOrca]

Way I see it? If these dont count as kills, there's probably something, somewhere, we never saw, that did.

[@tackyoptic]

Man, I forgot how intense brock's season one murder face was until now lmao

[@Tupadre97]

The one where he keeps choking the dude to death while being tranquilized will always be legendary

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

Brock is the stuff that extreme metal is written about

[@xtzyshuadog]

7:12 *the pure... STRENGTH required to do this made this scene amazing.* The dialogue from those guys about a cigarette leading up to it was also great

[@mr_0n10n5]

Did he use his...🤣🤣😭

[@docb8712]

@@mr_0n10n5 he did..... he most absolutely did

[@hyablusa517]

The guard that says "hey" after witnessing Brock use his friend's esophagus to pole-valult over the fence, gives off such Monty Python energy.

[@joshuaalmonte4532]

so this is off he did not kill some of those pirate cause you see them as waiter later in skull island

[@muffindragons]

Oh god Yeah, I mean So many of these are not confirmed kills. But I was thinking How many people are Gonna survive being hit by Brock Realistically

[@joshuaalmonte4532]

@@muffindragons that fine but i wish was not miss leading takedown sounds better then kill in this video

[@kanalithviper4744]

Don’t forget those two thugs in the first episode, they later appear in the scared straight with Hank and Dean and 24 was hit by the car as well

[@zoidlloyd7736]

I'm almost convinced prison rules played apart 😐😐 eh almost

[@xtzyshuadog]

@@muffindragons *TWENTY-FOUR... NOOOO!*

[@Figueroa8635]

13:02-14:18 Personally this part has to be the best of Brock, killing Black Ops villains only with his hunting knife butt naked wearing the blood of his kill.

[@angelbabydragon]

He really has something against polar bears.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Brock please those things r soon extinct

[@mberka12]

Oh its not just polar bears he has a thing against alligators and Egyptian mummies

[@angelbabydragon]

@@mberka12 they are the second most killed thing after human beings

[@Jaxvidstar]

​@@zoidlloyd7736I saw a news story about Polar bears over populating a town. They even shown surveillance footage of a polar bear which somehow made inside a building.

[@starsiegeplayer]

11:18 The OSI sacrifices two agents just for training Brock.

[@elbinopaper4629]

They got lucky

[@Jaxvidstar]

Or criminals that the O.S.I made suicide squad deal with?

[@tonyransom3848]

As a person who has over 8 years in customer service I can honestly say. Brock Samson is my spirit animal. I don't work in customer service anymore.

[@portugal5698]

I love Samson as much as the next guy, but I can’t help but feel bad for half the defenseless henchmen/lower level villains he murders insanely. Like in the last episode ever when he masacred all those guild guys over something that really wasn’t that big a deal compared to other times Rusty was in serious danger.

[@shaym.9737]

if i'm not mistaken, Death by Sampson is considered "even" compared to what the henchman bring to the table. Sampson, by rules, is never allowed to use anything other than a knife, and can only up his lethality equal to the force use against him. Hence... they henchman used a truck to knock him out once, so he uses his car to run them all over in turn.

[@BitrateBilly]

@@shaym.9737 I honestly love that because it shows how truly skilled in combat Sampson is, every weapon he has killed people with aside from a knife has been the weapon they were using, he is essentially playing in a roguelike in every single episode.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

This is the byproduct of Joe Swanson dealing with all of Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland’s shit for 21 years

[@gatodestructo4933]

15:33 This whole scene is just so cool to me. Like The Monarch had this whole raid planned out with his henchmen charging forth from a cloud of Monarch Butterflies. Only to get cut down horror movie style by none other than Brock "Slayer of Henchmen" Samson.

[@Cam-jm9lk]

21:26 I really wish we could’ve seen this fight

[@landonletterman831]

4:41 Gotta take away one of those car kills from the first episode. This has to be the moment where 24 was like, "He hit me in the kidney with his car," but it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't!

[@ThatSlowTypingGuy]

Yep. I think it was 4:52 And from the number of henchmen at the wedding that had been wounded by him I'm guessing some of the others survived as well.

[@TrunksStrife]

15:51 so the butterfly death doesn’t count... ok..

[@sonicboi9187]

25:50 Huh, so that's 2 clowns Mark Hamill has played

[@eyeseer1]

He also portrayed Trickster.

[@wesspect]

he also played the fake new luke skywalker which definitely counts

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

That smile of murderous intent on brock’s face always gets me

[@junebug4004]

Those that didn't died physically, died spirituality and mentally from the fear of meeting violent incarnate. It suck that it canceled i would love one final season. . You counted the same dude three time.

[@nickolaivuicich4105]

24:28 i can dodge it

[@zoidlloyd7736]

If only that count but it was sheer luck wait it don't count he survived👌🏽 hmm battle axe eh 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷‍♀️

[@Kentrc11]

18:57: "Oh god the lord the strength of my salvation thou hast covered my head in the day of battle" I feel cheated by the video not showing Brock recite scripture after eliminating Go-Fish, and I'm an atheist. It was awesome & I feel compelled to post it

[@tjjohnson1675]

15:18 will always be my favorite

[@EL-Steve]

And to think.... these are just the deaths we've seen ON screen Brock is a legend

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hey some of those were an k.o notta murder c.s.i

[@leyrua]

Brock is the type of guy who you can hand a non-lethal dartgun... and he will STILL shoot to kill.

[@larristheblackswan3584]

Just realized the guy training brock in the beginning is a parody of the guy in fear and loathing in Las Vegas in the hotel room scene where the latino guy was tripping on acid.

[@pkwva]

He's based off of the real life journalist Hunter S. Thomson

[@I_am_ENSanity]

The difference in animation is astounding!

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

Brock Samson needs to come to an episode of Death Battle! It would be absolutely epic!

[@Draughtsatsuma6]

“You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back. You know that.” 😂

[@brydon-halohunter]

15:26 Ironically the most replayed scene here, and I don't think this was even a kill. I'm 99% sure Dean meets her again later on.

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

"Every Brock Samson kill" Oh, this will be a fun 10 minute video. Looks at run time.

[@dannyrank123]

Henchman #1 survived. The only person who knew of his "death" was samson, 21, 24, himself and the monarch. There's no way it's a body double. Zero has the same voice and acts the same. The simpler explanation is usually the correct one

[@Jaxvidstar]

Zero had a active immortal superpower and must had thought he didn't die with his first fight with Brock. Only because his body is in outer space currently is the reason why hasn't shown up again.

[@g.vanimations700]

Brock is basically Death’s physical form

[@someguycalledCh0wdah]

The fact that this video is slightly under a half hour long really says something

[@tjjohnson1675]

13:40 when I hear Patrick voice all I hear is joe Swanson 😂😂😂😂

[@DaFro3713]

16:07 best logic

[@kellynolen498]

24:15 "I could dodge it"

[@zoidlloyd7736]

That guys good

[@898792]

They need to finish this show

[@TheDarkFable]

I get why, but its still amusing that you counted Henchman 1's death twice

[@carlbrown1000]

Speedy might be the safest death brook gave. They even mention him calling other people the next speedy or telling henchman number 1 the story of speedy.

[@KillerOrca]

A full description of the evolution of the show and its artistic style, as shown by Brock kicking ass for almost half an hour.

[@FlareFluff]

You're now stuck reading the comments in brocs voice

[@aaronhowser1]

The bell is making me deaf, it just had to be the highest pitch one in existence

[@ilikemusic5440]

Ya know, Hunter having an office that just has a hangar door on it has got to be an absolute nightmare keeping any of his top secret paperwork and files together. Just top level security files flying out the door. Guess his desk and chair were bolted down.

[@02protoman]

The fact that there’s an episode worth of kills, and even more we don’t know about is staggering

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

aw man in the early seasons he was so aggressive now a days he is at lest smart on his actions

[@pforgottonsoul]

love how like a fourth of the kills were in the first episode alone.

[@AL-kz5ic]

14:24 best death so far

[@Jaxvidstar]

In the following scene after Sampson slams Tiger shark into the glass table. He is seen living with tissue in is nose during the meeting.

[@OmegaSenshen]

How many people saw this video and the first thing you thought of was " Huh i thought it would have been a longer video. "

[@rimshot2952]

You have to say, Samson is very Thorough at Ass Kickings.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

(Ambulance siren blaring ) very. he's no Popeye he's barnacle bill

[@castbet9183]

Man if I fought Brock and survived I’m gonna brag about it because well I doubt many actually survive him

[@evanjohnson1299]

I'm going to venture a guess it's somewhere between a lot and a shit ton.

[@ruben3305]

The most honorable death of a henchman/villain is by Brock Samson

[@Eldelturnodelatarde]

Brock would be a perfect angry marine from wh40k, he has all the requirements. 1-Angry as F*UCK. 2-Extremely brutal while fighting. 3-Wants to get on melee range as soon as possible.

[@TheBizza85]

Edgar Allen Poe venture bro’s

[@drebear2638]

I don't think he killed...ALL those guys

[@DaveDexterMusic]

Thanks for keeping the context of the clips.

[@brianjordan3841]

Ok the fact that there still guys trying to kill Brock Sampson after he’s done as much as inhumanly possible defies logical comprehension

[@rockyadams2825]

Barley 10 minutes in and he’s already in the hundreds

[@taco2215]

HALF SWEDISH QUARTER POLISH QUARTER WINNEBAGO He got the good genetics

[@Tothro]

It's so cool the polar bears were on distinct occassions.

[@quashaunnhoward8240]

It's not a surprise death by samson is in a guilds list of deaths brock is a killing machine

[@revenant849]

Brock isn't a alpha. He's a chat alpha sigma

[@ryanfink4206]

I'm surprised there's only 26 minutes of kills. But then again, he works fast.

[@TheTolnoc]

I gotta admit, the shark on the line was the first one that *really* got me for over the top. I was just expecting the line to garrote the poor bastard or something.

[@jameseglavin4]

Omg that song that frames Brock’s rush on the hangar at the compound is so good, the whole episode fits perfectly into the pastiche created by the song and absolutely delivers… love it

[@goliath1179]

It’s a shame we never got any sort of information about Brock’s brother

[@walterengler5709]

Nothing will ever beat "They hit me with a truck....".

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

2:14 bad move that is self cursing, you want to burn the corpse then scatter then on the Nile, 2:37 back of the head, its after and you forgot to skin it

[@jamesgreen1166]

Tiger shark lived. We later see him sitting with a bandaged head.

[@littlesamu5920]

I love how you even counted the ants on dean's pants

[@matthewsustaita1254]

Brock Samson the slayer of henchman

[@mrmeek5421]

I saw Brock first in poker night and the scene where he screamed was wild. now after seeing this I’m surprised everyone else walked out the tournament lmao

[@Jaxvidstar]

1) Brock must like Poker and is a bit more calmer in order to play others. Or his opponents knows this and are smart enough to not F*ck around with him.

[@LordTyph]

the shark guy didn't die, he just got a bloody nose.

[@AngelSaintCloud]

I wouldn't count the bar tender he shows up in later episodes

[@mattragusa210]

LET HIM TAKE AS MANY PAWNS AS HE NEEDS!!!

[@Anglomachian]

Dr. Venture: How many of your guys does Samson kill? Watch: Well, after a careful tally of losses over time, and with cross references with historical data, we've concluded that the answer is- Ward: Yes.

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Trinston was here .

[@WublicIndecency]

My complaint is 184 that whole scene was a staged attack to lure in blue morpho. 100% red death didn't die. Also he's a damn sweetheart!

[@dfailsthemost]

The way the U.N. guy said "No way!" Is probably what fully hooked me on this show.

[@alexcorbell8809]

Over 200 cases of death by Samson

[@wesspect]

Yeah I learned to count when i was 3, you gotta piss or what?

[@vinegar3617]

Some stand-out moments: - The trust-fall into the car - Him kissing his Icarus tattoo for luck (great continuity)

[@luelee6168]

"Slayer of men - slayer of henchmen." - Henchmen 21

[@3dark7]

Okay they were making fun of Drill Man from Megaman!😌

[@TheRealHusk]

It really sucks how the show ended and we still haven’t gotten that movie, sad.