ORK! FREEBOOTERZ! Piratical Orks Wrecking The Space Trade Lanes Of 40k! Lore

[@ArchYouTube]

In other news! kzbin.info/www/bejne/enKtl6ygbcqWpK8 Warhammer + has had 2 free months in addition to tons of promotional content and has only managed a paltry 2 million views over the course of 3 months! Even GW in their investor report now turn tail and pledge "increased support for the fan creator community" in their best interpretation of Grima Wormtongue

[@gammaspector]

So what’s your guess that GW will do something drastic to try and save or boost warhammer + to seem better?

[@privacyfirst2790]

As muchas i enjoy laughing at GWs' shenanigins... Why are you doing thier lore? I enjoy it but thought the plan was to just let them die on the vine, then revisit it if/when GW is taken over or a more amenable owner takes over the IP?

[@Matihood1]

@@privacyfirst2790 Because you can still enjoy and talk about the lore without giving money to the company.

[@raptorimperium5757]

Oh arch you spoil me Update on warhammer + doing badly and a lore video on the dear old orks All on my birthday! Thanks The coincidences in life i get

[@gammaspector]

@@raptorimperium5757 happy birthday friend

[@tefras14]

Imagine if someone made a video game about these fine gents. You start with a rusted bucket of a ship and upgrade through sheer cunin, krumpin and lootin

[@lordmaur180]

Upgrades: Big engine, bugguer engine, Ridiculous bigguer engine, Da BigRed Engine... Or More shotas, hell even more shootas, THE DAKADAKA SHOOTA

[@BenLWolf]

I always wanted a game where you're some poor mechanicus drone stuck in one of the many battle zone debris fields in space, pulling tech together and rebuilding ships then becoming a "scrap lord" selling tons of salvaged materials back to the imperium. I suppose it would work JUST as well with orks.

[@tefras14]

@@lordmaur180 Orks don't have engines. Those are big guns that face the other way

[@BenLWolf]

@@lordmaur180 ... More shotas you say? I was not aware orks were into that.

[@AAhmou]

A space sim game, except there are little trades and no diplomacy options... Only krumping.

[@Fireontire]

I can imagine Huron Blackheart and his Red Corsairs sailing through the void and suddenly being rammed by a large Ork barge flying a jolly roger full of singing and saber rattling.

[@MizantropMan]

Chaos fights chaos and orks just as often as the imperials, if not in fact more.

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

@@MizantropMan Ork freebooters is the worst enemy for Huron. If you win you get jack and shit. And if you lose you get laught out of the cool chaos kids club.

[@robertnelson9599]

@@Self-replicating_whatnot True.

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

Freebooterz Jippoz Pikeyz

[@tanall5959]

Fifteen Orks on a dead man's hulk, Starin' down the barrel of a gun. Gruntin' to each uvva through big sharp teef, Sayin' this one'll give us some fun. Fourteen orks on a humie ship, Killing everything that ain't green. Grunting to each uvva through big sharp teef, Saying times are getting lean Thirteen Orks on the captain's chest, Looking to quench their greedy thirst. Grunting to each uvva through big sharp teef, Saying "I was da wun dat found it first!" One Ork left to steal the loot, Wishing it hadn't turned out so. Grunting to itself through big sharp teef, Saying "I shoulda let the pilot go"

[@megaman1808]

Really appreciate your work putting this up here! 😁😂😀

[@SpencerLemay]

@@megaman1808 He didn't write that.

[@martontoth2063]

'ERE WE GO!!!

[@tanall5959]

@@SpencerLemay Correct. But if we're going to have a video about freebooters, then we must have their preferred space shanty. Anything else risks Gork and/or Mork introducing their boot to the back of your skull.

[@lordfrostwind3151]

I can only imagine a very confused Imperial sensor operator reenacting the scene from "Hunt for Red October" wondering what happened to the Orks and why he can hear singing in space.

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

I'm suddenly picturing a particularly successful Ork Freebooter becoming a full-fledged pirate admiral and leading his own Waaagh.

[@shawnm1902]

Then gives his own version of the admiral spire speech?

[@BenLWolf]

that was pretty much the Retribution Ork campaign, just with less ships.

[@Reddotzebra]

"What's dis den? Lookit me! I's da captain now!"

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

@Brat Hahn WAAARRGH

[@SuperBastodon]

That's Kaptin Baddruk for you !

[@alithanar8]

I remember bringing one of these fine gents to a DnD campaign, Kaptain Brikkfist of da Breakfasta. He completely broke the GMs in many cases, my favorite when he decided to stealth through an enemy camp with -1 to stealth roles and disadvantage on the role, rolled an 18 and 19 and it was later discovered that he had a purple flower on his head. Good times

[@kevinbarber2795]

Please, might you share more? :D

[@alithanar8]

@@kevinbarber2795 Well in said story he lit the entire enemy camp on fire in a giant effigy to Gork (or Mork) using gunpowder he Morkilly lifted from the enemy’s camp and his own dung to lead from one bundle of explosives to others. He also got a new ship which he had painted red and named “Breakfasta da uvva wun”, I had house ruled it but with the GM that all the ship checks were charisma checks instead of intelligence (14 cha to 6 int) and I could intimidate the ship into going even fasta. I got a few more stories but those are my favorite

[@Elenrai]

@@alithanar8 in a black crusade game me n my fellow players decided to conscript orks for our bloodbowl team so as to Challenge Abbadon to a match for leadership of the black crusade....our GM broke when he realized that we were not joking 😆

[@NornQueenKya]

People have a lot of opinions about GW, but their biggest crime is not re-releasing the freeboota grots

[@christianvalentinocalicchi2517]

Video fantastico 🤣👍🏻

[@michaelm3691]

Step 1: Print billions of fake ork teeths Step 2: Launch at ork locations Step 3: Study inflation effects of ork economy

[@conan2096]

print billions of fake teef fire at goff world let the bad moons and freebooterz know.

[@Mglue3]

Violence. The answer is violence. I dont know what you were expecting. /s

[@eviljoshy3402]

As far as orks bringing their loot back up to their ship. In The Infinite and the Divine I think I remember the orks stopping by an Imperium planet to refill their water supply. The orks literally had a massive straw attached to their ship and they just dipped it in the ocean. Their tech always makes me laugh.

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

Simplicity

[@notinspectorgadget]

*BIG SIP*

[@ivanvoronov3871]

If they belive it works

[@omegawilliam95s36]

This reminds me of the Johnny Test episode with that alien race that wanted earth’s oceans, and then both drained and refilled them several times over.

[@profsrlojohn635]

See, what's scary about Bludflagg id that not only could he stratagize, he was able to *logically deduce* where the Eldar where. An Ork. Using Logic. He might just be the startest ork out there.

[@operkoi8954]

He’s also got the best one liners in the game.

[@oditeomnes]

@@operkoi8954 He also got a fancy hat in the end.

[@karolkwiecjasz9356]

I prefer the brutality of Gorgutz who is kindda better at getting to the critical mass of the ork horde.

[@BigPapaKaiser]

Also he now has a space hulk.

[@ThomasSpettel]

"poncy eldar turned ta paste!"

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

Imagine an Ork Captain with the intelligence and tactical skill of Admiral Thrawn. That would be both unexpected and hilariously terrifying.

[@bradymenting5120]

Cunin' yet Brutal

[@lostShadowLord]

Sadly, the average Ork would screw him over. Likely thinking that he could replace Thrawn.

[@grantharriman284]

My interpretation of the "How long to get into a system?" problem is that there is a great deal of guess work in transitioning in and out of the warp, and large gravitational field disruptions, like stars and planets, could complicate that even more. It is entirely POSSIBLE to drop a fleet out of the warp directly into low orbit, but it is seldom ADVISABLE. Much like teleportation, it is fast and the shock value is real, but the risks are high. Where you come out of the warp would be down to the skill of the navigator, how violent the current warp currents are, and a LOT of luck. I would even go so far as to hazard the guess that not every fleet that appears in low orbit INTENDED to do so.

[@notinspectorgadget]

The crew on the command deck looks nervously at the captain, the captain looks at the navigator, the navigator scratches their head in confusion. The captain then shrugs, pops a bottle of champagne and orders the crew to commence with the orbital bombardment of the planet.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

How is there any doubt when it comes to orks? I bet most unsuccessful freebootah raids end because they warp jumped into something solid.

[@Ishlacorrin]

@@jacobfreeman5444 Or into the wrong system..... hard to raid an uninhabited planet.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

@@Ishlacorrin raid, yes. Pillage, no.

[@admiraltiberius1989]

I love pirates I love space I love orks Put all three together and its a party. Fantastic video as always Arch.

[@willbleed550]

Orc recruit: Oi Captain, Mi Captain

[@conan2096]

luv me orks luv me space pirates ate stunties simple as.

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

"Greetings, Lads ! You are now in the employ of Kaptain Bludflag ! If you have any complaint or reclamation, please address the HR manager, presently incarnated by my shootah !" -DoW II Retribution, Ork campaign

[@kdolo1887]

Im currently writing a 40K novel where a group of Sisters have to free a world from Freebooterz raids. It's called "Smash the Piratetriarchy" GW is sure to purchase it.

[@BenLWolf]

Remember, you have the make the warboss have a huge orange hair squig and call him Da Donna Krump

[@notinspectorgadget]

or they'll take you to court for attempting to make a profit from their intellectual property.

[@sambob8019]

Well they could take him to court but they would lose if he was only trying to write it to sell it to them so yeah there's only so much money you can do for you if your court case would be absolute s*** they can spend all the money in the world on lawyers still wouldn't help them in that case

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Lol a leftist would legit write this and think they are clever.

[@shitlord9961]

@@BenLWolf BAHAH.. Ahahaa holy shit, these comments.

[@dawall3732]

One thing ork free boater captain's actually do that's amusing to me is If they are successful they will multiply inside their own ships until they are just bursting at the seems. Then they will attack a space station or planet and send the bulk of the crew off to gather loot and as they bring the loot back to the ships they will send them out further and further away. Then they'll just leave a note saying so and so is in charge and take off with the minimum amount of crew possible and all the loot. This was done in the book (Brutal kunnin). At the end of that book the ork pirate captain slapped a teleporter Beacon onto a piece of equipment and teleported out leaving the bulk of his crew there who promptly switched sides because well the boss was gone new boss is here.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

"The most ancient and effective negotiation tactic in human history: blunt force trauma." And it's lines like this that keep bringing me back to this channel. Never change Arch. Never change.

[@hanyichoong6496]

Just think about it this way: in no other sci-fi property (that I know of) do space pirates fly around continent-sized ships created from the amalgamation of thousands of years of derelict vessels. Not because the other factions don't have the knowhow to do so, but because the space pirates are the only ones simultaneously insane yet mechanically-inclined enough to pull this off.

[@johnpo2]

"These boys got a mech for a boss!? That's just sad dat is" -kaptan bludflag

[@PosranaRegistrace]

There is real comedy gold in that campaign ;)

[@NewGuy2534]

You can only tell how good a freebooter is not by the content of his character, but how nice his hat is.

[@willbleed550]

Orc recruit: Oi Captain, Mi Captain

[@colinscutt5104]

the same measure works on humans too

[@vampirecount3880]

11:29 Not only 40k. To be fair, most fantasy settings also have high inconsistencies in that regard. Take Star Wars for example. In episode V a fleet after coming to system in hyperspace take hours, maybe days to reach its destination and thats considered a "foolish surprise attack", a rush to the target as fast as possible. While in the new trilogy a ship can enter and exist hyperspace inside a planet's atmosphere even a few meters from the ground no problem. What a ship can and cant do usually boils down to how logically sound is the writing. A more mature writer is more likely to establish rules such as a ship cant just teleport anywhere, while a more "casual" one might as well just dont botter and say a ship can be anywhere anytime for plot convenience.

[@daywither927]

Eh, Disney is just too incompetent to do anything correctly. It was established since like the early 90s that gravity shadows of planets and other objects (there's even a class of ships, interdictors, that artificially do that) will yank you from hyperspace and if you try to push through, you'll fry your ship or more likely completely destroy it. Which fits with the OT. Of course there's other problems about that, like that the stars should have much more of an impact than a planet, but that's more of a theoretical discussion than the basic rules of what to do. 40k has more of an issue in this regard than most settings.

[@Andri474]

You got me for a second there, I thought you were gonna complain about the prequels. Then you mentioned Disney Star Wars. That garbage heap is best left forgotten.

[@Mglue3]

(Waves hand) there is no sequel trilogy.

[@anerd2886]

Orks flying (well crashing through space) on shantytown rocks and ships and singing sea shanties is great fun.

[@Olimar92]

"Will take anything that isn't bolted down, and only pause to get the bolt cutters to steal that as well" OrKs are best thieves, as they don't take no for an answer,

[@Zarazaztymiuserami]

18:50 - I think I've heard joke like this once... So for 40k standards it would go like this: "There once was a greatest Freeboota Kaptin that ever lived. He was fearless, toughest Freeboota, that ever Freebooted. True champion of Gork or Mork, or both. Among his exploits was raiding and looting whole Astartes Battle Barge, which later joined his ever growing fleet. He was undefeated - neither mighty Imperium, nor Eldar nor Necron Wessels were able to stop him and his crew. The Kaptin had a secret. A small wooden box. Before each and every engagement he opened it, looked inside and immediately was ready to lead his green brethren and win despite the odds. No ork, alive or dead had a privilege to gaze upon the contents of the box. One day Kaptin was betrayed. Shot and Krumped by his first mate. First mate grabbed box, now red with Kaptin’s blood, and looked inside hoping to learn the guarded secrets of Void Combat. In the box was just one, old and nonfunctional data slate with scratched letters on it: "Left - Port, Right - Starboard"." If someone was so kind to translate it to orkish I’d be very happy.

[@Aserbic]

Why is the first thing that went into my head when I hear Ork Freebooters was that they didn't want to pay taxes?

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

To be fair, I don't think they pay taxes

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Taxboyz are krumped on sight by all the other orks.

[@bradymenting5120]

Ork Crew: "Reveal to us yer secrets Cap'n" Ork Cap'n: "don't just attack ev'rthin', only da stuff ya can krump!" Ork Crew: "Dis iz beyond science!"

[@Morec0]

4:40 Sounds like a job for Kap'an Jork Squiggo

[@unfortunateson1938]

Personally I think that the Freebootas find a good spot to make a good holding pattern, looping around two lifeless planets using the gravity to slingshot their Given these are Orks they would probably find space travel to be BORING. So they’d probably shoot at each planet as they do a close passing. Perfect target practice. They would wait in ambush for any imperial target to come their way. Once the grot with the binoculars spots an imperial ship they move in to intercept, using all of the ludicrous thrusters on the ork ship.

[@herbertgearing1702]

I work for a press gang. What do you do? We encourage drunk men to sign up for naval service. What happens when they sober up? Well they are at sea, now aren't they.

[@tornesaurio]

In space, no one can hear you WAAAGH.

[@shawnm1902]

If they believe hard enough, they can feel it though

[@wert1234576]

Den yer not us'n enough WAAAGH!

[@saeyabor]

0:31 the bolt cutters are, in turn, stolen.

[@daywither927]

What shall we do wit' da krump'n painboy what shall we do wit' da krump'n painboy what shall we do wit' da krump'n painboy early in da mornin'

[@thegametroll6264]

It'd be fun if the klans had their own variants on warbosses. I'd love to see a free boota with an oversized cutlass and a power klaw in the shape of a pirate hook.

[@barrybend7189]

I thought they were called Free Bootahz Arch. I think Freebooterz much like painbois and meckboiz are a weird degraded version of Krork scouts as to have ship command abilities and spacial navigation capabilities is their specialty.

[@novabox7745]

My assumption is that while freebooterz do as much space battle as possible, they probably do sky to land raids and just live on their ships

[@you1027]

Eyy, good job Arch trying to put some space-based velocities into perspective. To add to that, what does 17.5kmph actually translate to, visually? The Space Shuttle has 20ft thick panels of bulletproof glass. One time as it was doing a routine run, it came back down to earth with a colossal crack in one of these panels 12ft deep. What did they find, at the core of that crack? A paint chip, the size of a thumbnail. That's what 17.5k mph looks like

[@muninrob]

Inches, not feet. " vs ' . It's also not bulletproof glass, it's pure silicon dioxide - none of our "bulletproof" glasses would survive re-entry without melting. (if it had hit an aluminum plate large enough to stop it, it would have made a two foot hemispherical crater, based on velocity & mass)

[@mangolad7731]

Now for the real questions: most effective aquisition masters, Blood Ravens/Bloody Magpies vs Ork Freeboterz

[@NetMoverSitan]

He hasn't got around to covering them yet.

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

Answer : Imperial Guard Penal Legion

[@NetMoverSitan]

@@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 He's covered them.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

The real question is of course if ork space pirates paint their ships red so they will go faster?

[@NetMoverSitan]

What kind of stupid question is that?...Of course they would! The problem is getting enough to paint their kill kroozas.

[@marcusreading3783]

Heheh, I love these Ork lore videos. They are so utterly and completely batshit crazy that its hard to believe that they exist in the same universe as the rest of 40K.

[@viridisxiv766]

if an important ork loses a limb he can just cut the bits he needs from another ork and staple it into place. itll work just fine. there is no need for prosthetics unless its an "upgrade".

[@arthurcarmo7546]

One screams WAAAGH and the other WAARGH. Got it!

[@MizantropMan]

Imagining a bunch of freebooters doing funny dances to early-2000s european techno music in the rusting bowels of a ship is what made me start an ork army all those years ago, and customize the warp out of it. I no longer play 40k, cuz fuck GW, but good memories are what matters.

[@TKUltra971]

Captain BloodFlag: MR NAILBRAIN! STATUS REPORTA!!!!

[@Marinealver]

The Status Reporta all blown up, I'd went down wid Da ship!

[@LasseROM]

The amount of handwaving in regards to astrological, logistical and narrative issues to make the rule of cool work for 40k space combat could probably power a planets worth of windmills. But we are talking about orks. Which is what is powering the entire setting anyways.

[@Marinealver]

Same for Star Wars

[@LasseROM]

@@Marinealver I have gotten the impression from games, movies, several KZbiners and the two Starwars book I have read (baring the latest movies). The Starwars naval combat was a lot more consistent then 40k. Some 40k sources say you have to exit the warp at the systems edge (a Mandeville point I think). While others say upper atmosphere. Starwars (to my knowledge) just says outside an atmosphere and gravity well. Not saying Starwars space combat doesn't have these or other issues. Just that 40k seams to me to use the handwaving metod much more often.

[@blatvis5710]

The Ork with 2 power claws has got to use a Gretchen to wipe.

[@Marinealver]

The Kaptin's Stool

[@Reddotzebra]

What is that quote again... "To rendezvous with an object in low Earth orbit, imagine parking two missiles next to each other while they are both moving at Mach 3."? That's just orbital velocities, if you want to go interplanetary or, Emperor help you, interstellar, that scales up...

[@murgoot3336]

'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!! FREEBOOTAZ! WAAAAAAAAAAGH! God I loved the original minis when they came out in the 80-90's

[@raver377]

arch would you ever consider a inquisition mini series? similiar to the officio: the first video would be on the history of the inquisition aswell as their hierarchy, some noteable inquisitors and inquisitorial campaigns, how you become an inquisitor, that sort of stuff the next three videos would be on the major ordos, xenos, hereticus and maleus followed by another video on some of the minor ordos

[@NetMoverSitan]

Why not? He's dealt with each of the chamber militants: Deathwatch (Xenos) Grey Knights (Malleus) Sisters of Battle (Hereticus)

[@dylanthomas385]

I’m glad your getting back to uploading on a reagul basis I no things have been rough sent the algorithm screwed you

[@Furzkampfbomber]

Woah! I am a fan and subscriber for years, I have watched every single of your Wh40k videos, a lot of them like your Vraks series way more than once and this stark shift from _'grimdark, wartorn hell that is our future in space'_ to _'happy earthly pirate music'_ at the end gets me every. bloody. time. And now, for _once,_ it is actually _fitting!_ Miracles, I am telling you, they _do_ happen! *sniff*

[@MrTigerdragon180]

Man I used to watch these religiously, then it just fell out of my suggestions for a bit. Glad I found it in my subs again

[@ThortheGodly]

>WAAAGH energy >Dont gotta explain shit Orks are literally the one species that can simplify this down to "I want to do it, so I just can." and it makes sense.

[@taurianurbie453]

Ah Bluddflagg, one of the main reasons I love the Orks. Favorite quote; "Dem Inquisishun humies can't be trusted any further dan day can be thrown, which in dat one's case might be a bad example." Followed by; "A mek as a boss? Now datz just sad."

[@hallo-mt5tx]

the freebooterz and kapn bluddflagg were my favorite part of dow2

[@willbleed550]

How do you tell your Ork recruit is truly loyal? Wait for him to say: OI Captain, Mi Captain.

[@yurioorlov177]

Arch teaching Orbitial Mechanics, thats something i did not expect, but yes Space Pirarcy would be difficult to do. It would be slow target down enough to properly engange without destroying so much thats its not worth anything but the hull plates. thats not easy at all, then its about slowing said target down enough and towing it somehwere for proper looting again not a walk through the park.

[@warden821]

I wonder if there is a warhammer 40k Space Tortuga. Where drukarii, red corsairs and freebooterz are welcome as one to bury/spend their booty after a good raid

[@doubt_]

Commoragh seems to be a lot like what you describe.

[@warden821]

@@doubt_ Yeah well thats exclusively a Drukarii place, which kind of leaves out the possibility of Bluddflagg getting into a brawl with Lugft Huron after a drinking contest with some sqauts

[@doubt_]

@@warden821 I think rogues of other races also resided there. Not humans, though, not sure about orks.

[@LasseROM]

In the TTRPG Rogue Traders by Fantasy Flight Games. There is an adventure book that takes the players to "The Nexus of Shadows" which is a mini Commoragh where Chaos cultist, Xeno pirates, corrupt merchants, smugglers and other such scum gather. It is still run by Dark Eldar (Drukhari if you must) but the others are welcome as long as they pay the entry cost in slaves.

[@Elenrai]

There kinda is, in the Eisenhorn books, but orks and dark eldar are not mentioned, there is a mention of other xenos and a lot of rogue traders tho!

[@17ryuzaki]

>organization No, no This is Ork-anization

[@Marinealver]

Clan (All Major Clans emphasize a particular Ork Kult) Tribe (As varied as the race themselves. The only thing in common is a tribe declares loyalty to a certain Clan. Warband (the most basic Ork Unit with a Boss or sometimes a specialist that outgrown the previous boss) Mob (akin to a Squad but a group or Orks generally lead by a Nob that follows a Warband.) Outkast (any Ork that left or was expelled from their Mob, Warband, or Tribe. Now they may retain their Clan or may adopt a new one entirely and they tend to form groups that can even get larger than Warbands.)

[@NetMoverSitan]

0:55 - Don't you mean gretchins / grots? | 3:35 - Those too much for their Klans are usually among their numbers, some expelled, some do so by choice. | 8:20 - What do you expect? They're psychotic green fungus monsters that move around looking for a fight. | 15:23 - As in the series involving the Blood Ravens?

[@henryviiifake8244]

"Monsters"? How can the only happy sentient species in the galaxy be 'monsters'? 🤔

[@NetMoverSitan]

@@henryviiifake8244 They are to humans as they have to deal with them.

[@isaacofthales4303]

Orks singing Pirates of the Caribean theme while looting an imperial starship

[@colmcorbec7031]

Yarrr! One of my favorite parts of 40k

[@AShockToTheSystem]

How would an entire ork fleet approach a planet undetected? Easy. Just paint everything purple.

[@Morec0]

"Thank you Inquisitor fer gettin' me reddy to make way! I'd have had a 'ard time of it mesefl!" ~Captain Jork Squiggo taunting Inquisitor Norrington

[@danyael777]

Wanna intercept a Merchantman? You gotta switch to interceptor mode, every Orkcapt'n should know that. And i bet that's what they do, kick aside all stuff about orbital mechanics and escape velocities and just install "Intercept speed mode".

[@TheSeanoops]

The idea of an orc wearing a pirate hat, and a squigg with feathers stapled onto its leathery skin sitting on his shoulder makes me chuckle.

[@iulian943]

Its da hats , its always da zoging hats

[@4realm8rusirius]

*Pirates WAAAGHribbbean intensifies*

[@comradeweismann6947]

That's got to be the best pirate I have ever seen

[@thegeneralissimo470]

YES! My favorite faction in all of 40k. Thx for this Arch.

[@willbleed550]

Orc recruit: Oi Captain, Mi Captain

[@balrogdemorgoth4741]

Orks are my favorite part of 40K, too bad the focus is almost entirely on the Imperium and Chaos.

[@LethargicGM]

Think of it this way. GW can't mess up Ork lore if they don't write Ork lore.

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

I disagree.

[@BaoHadir]

Arch, you're talking weight and fuel. But you're ignoring a very important modification to the situation: these are Orkz.

[@jamesgorman5241]

Somali pirates of the 40th millennium.

[@paom2785]

Likely be better off with a wrench or maybe an angle grinder, bolt cutters would probably just mangle it, despite the name

[@jeffjeffson5967]

22:11 it’s the rural town. Farmers have scary equipment.

[@ash_durant6071]

Putting the AHRrrrrrr in Ork, nice!

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Imperium should just hire freebootaz to patrol the rift lol

[@thefluffles6384]

I can only imagine freebootas trolling some eldar trade lane. hahaha

[@notinspectorgadget]

"Part 'a da Ship, part 'a da Krew." - Kabin Grot motto

[@talesofgore9424]

based and dakka pilled

[@ewosd]

It should be easy for Ork pirates to match the speed of their targets. They have a button just for that. Granted, it's just painted on the dashboard, but they believe that it works. So obviously.. It does!

[@qwefg3]

To be fair They are orks...duck tape brings back the dead, A box with screws can work just like a bolt pistol, and you "really" do not need an engine to make a car move faster... Or to even move at all. If you get enough pros to believe something then ships will drop out of the warp and appear before them simply because they think a rubber balloon with the word "Not a Trap Umies" would somehow stop entire shipping lanes to avoid hitting the small Umi balloon animal.

[@moonfale]

Techpriest in the background: I still have no idea who this guy is talking to.

[@paulmeredith2037]

The boss is in the airlock The boss has been fine out the airlock The gun Tourette’s are shooting at him The boss is in lost of bits Let’s have A big fight to decide Who the new boss is

[@shmee123ful]

yes more ork love, i wander if arch will cover the beast snagers at some point because those guys are wild

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Eight munths out, nutin ta show, Da bois' morale a' an all toim low, When we pulled up to da big port for repairs. Da boss 'e went aboard fer newz, Whilez grots fixed gubbinz for the krewz, An' we tried to hide our sad state uv affairs. Da boss 'e came on chargin' back, Said "Boiz dere's no time to unpack, We'z gunna join a 'uge Freeboota fleet!" Dis newz should a' been met wif cheers, But da bois wuz cleanin' out theyz ears, So our boss bellowed without missin' a beat: "GET YER CHOPPAS AND SHOOTAS, YA LAZY GITTISH LOOTAS, WE'Z JOININ CAP'N BADRUKK T'NOIGHT! FER DA LOOTIN' AN' KRUMPIN' AND DA GLORY ER SUMFIN', WE'Z JOININ' KAP'N BADRUKK, YA GITS!"

[@acutler4745]

You know, I'm so glad the freebooterz bonus is just good enough for me to not feel bad playing them, lol. I love the freebooterz culture.

[@nathanpatrick2418]

I’m a simple man I see an arch video about orcs I watch and like.

[@damdumah2552]

You make Orks so damn funny 🤣 love your videos pls keep them coming

[@pawebroszko4737]

I love how you describe averange lifespan of normal thinking ork

[@nathangifford897]

When it comes to the interstellar trade concept, warp lanes are well established and human ships have a general habit of exiting the warp at further distances. Considering the possibility that some warp routes *may* require multiple jumps, these facts provide ample opportunity for piracy. Orcs lurking on the edge of a system may prey on those ships that are a little too generous in their calculations. And so on.

[@akumaking1]

If I were to play Greenskins, I would play Freebootaz. (I also play Vampire Coast in Total Warhammer)

[@MrGabilonia]

You know, what i love about this whole Ork thing is how darwinistic the whole thing is

[@davidvangerner7241]

Imagine captain jack sparrow as a ork freebooter captain

[@maddlarkin]

The difference between a Freebooter and a 'normal' Ork, mainly it's the Tricorn hat ;-)

[@skadrithesalty9874]

Fresh Ork video? That bring a big toothy grin to me gob.

[@knarftahw]

This truly makes me happy, thank you.

[@Karagianis]

I wouldn't be surprised if smaller orc pirate bands might raid imperial waste worlds. Given how ork tech works, even a load of broken old junk crudely spot welded together could be made into something big and loud to crump things with!

[@013wolfwarrior]

Yaharr, the greatest poirate of the grimfark future Kaptn Bloodflag. The most fun campaing option of DoW retribution.

[@darkinnovator2479]

Orks on a pirate ship. What is there to hate?

[@TheOmegaCloud]

GW.

[@mercerholt8299]

@@TheOmegaCloud Fair enough

[@darkinnovator2479]

@@TheOmegaCloud .....Touche.

[@notinspectorgadget]

The smell?

[@Gherichto]

15 Orks on da dead man's hulk, looking down da barrel uvva gun!