No no, you're not decapitated, just standing behind the wall standing on a box.
@maxwheaton58654 жыл бұрын
"you get what you fuckin deserve"
@TheBickeringBunch4 жыл бұрын
These comments all of them yes!
@pyhimys834 жыл бұрын
Oooh, look at mister fancy pants with his fancy intro.
@didiwever8344 жыл бұрын
Yes yes thats good fancy shiny yes yes
@alphariusomegon44424 жыл бұрын
Nobody can say skaven aren't adorable, yes yes all the cuteness
@Fulgrim24 жыл бұрын
We must steal-take his fancy-fancy pants!
@zanitzeuken4 жыл бұрын
jelly, man-thing?
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
How much time and money did it cost.
@maxthepaladin21474 жыл бұрын
Now, Arch officially has a fursona
@thefreshestslice41054 жыл бұрын
Human Arch is actually the alter ego. The skaven is his true form.
@Th3Majst3r4 жыл бұрын
He's going to mod r/sigmarxism (aka TauCucks) if he gets any more of 'the gay'
@tobiashagstrom41684 жыл бұрын
@@thefreshestslice4105 Skaven with a human alter ego is even more degenerate than being furry
@HippoKing.MP34 жыл бұрын
You fool, Arch! It was said that you would destroy the furries, not join them! Bring balance to the warp, not leave it in chaos!
@AzulGatos414 жыл бұрын
Rats. rats. We're the Rats!
@clevermcgenericname8914 жыл бұрын
"Eating troll meat is almost always fatal..." "Almost always?" "Well..." *Distant laughter in goblin*
@imerror62244 жыл бұрын
*Happy elf killing noises*
@Marinealver4 жыл бұрын
Grom the paunch.
@zigzag16304 жыл бұрын
Grom the Paunch would be a great addition to Total War Warhammer, Skarsnik is great but he's much less funny.
@dean_l334 жыл бұрын
Waht happening? Why goblin?
@phreakazoith22374 жыл бұрын
i can imagine slaneesh worshippers eating troll meat at their coven's BBQ anyway, for pleasures sake
@gso6194 жыл бұрын
I love the mental image of the ogre "scientist" who theorized the second maw. Just two ogres sitting there, going "Oi. De earf is round, roight?" "Roight." "Like a ball." "Roight." "And wen ya poke a hole in a ball, it go out the utha side." "Roight." "And da great maw poked a hole in da earf." "Roight." "..." "..." "So?" "So, wu- [the camera zooms in on the ogre's face and you hear an old diesel engine struggling to start for a bit until it finally gets going] Oh. Ooooooooooooh. OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GROTH! YER A FOKEN GENIUS!"
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Someone make this.
@EzioDeCreeper4 жыл бұрын
One would assume on the other side of a great maw there would be a great asshole not another maw tho.....
@TheMjohann4 жыл бұрын
I am most amused by the notion that even ogres know a planet is round like a ball and not flat. XD
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@@EzioDeCreeper That assumes that the Great maw wouldn't see such as yet more food.
@greenrena85034 жыл бұрын
@@EzioDeCreeper The true ass-end of the world! XD
@Fulgrim24 жыл бұрын
The Arch-skaven has taken-stole my warpstone!
@calumdeighton4 жыл бұрын
Yes-yes! Take back! Steal-back!
@PLpatriot9994 жыл бұрын
What the actual fuck-fuck
@lusians34 жыл бұрын
Fulgrim go home you are drunk
@VioletDeathRei4 жыл бұрын
@@lusians3 Ah but this is Fulgrim "2" yes-yes. Pinkskins so easy to trick-steal heheeheh.
@phreakazoith22374 жыл бұрын
all your warpstone is belong to us
@extragirth644 жыл бұрын
Ogre Magic: _"you are what you eat"_ but literally.
@18947ful4 жыл бұрын
adorable ... just adorable, yes-yes. naturally I mean Arch's alter ego Skaven!
@AlessandroRodriguez4 жыл бұрын
is the other way around you silly-dumb human-snack
@imerror62244 жыл бұрын
No-no, the man-thing puppet is the alter ego of lord Arch.
@BlindandMad4 жыл бұрын
I still say we should extermenatus this mutan xeno.
@18947ful4 жыл бұрын
@@imerror6224 maybe we shouldn't tell the man-things so openly
@tobiashagstrom41684 жыл бұрын
Normal Arch is pretty adorable too, I wanna pinch his rosy cheeks
@archmagosdeciuskronen15014 жыл бұрын
I think I learned Gut Magic, I was losing lots of weight these past months and nearly gained it back in one night of pizza
@omnixius53404 жыл бұрын
If that's how you learn gut magic, then I am the High Butcher of my local order of gastromancers.
@dailytact13704 жыл бұрын
Pizza is high in fat and when you eat fat you bind a shitton of water as well so you gain an unproportional amount of weight, at least temporary.
@archmagosdeciuskronen15014 жыл бұрын
@@omnixius5340 I wish to join the order!
@archmagosdeciuskronen15014 жыл бұрын
@@dailytact1370 yee, I had it because I wanted some for sanity's sake after eating super lean for 4 or 5 weeks
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
@@omnixius5340 I am a Slaughtermaster when it comes to Gut Magic.
@cassidywest55394 жыл бұрын
The Great Maw - so basically a Sarlacc.
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
The Sarlacc that makes other Sarlaccs jealous.
@Abyss_Watcher4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this thing scares me much more than a Sarlacc. At least you know you can kill a Sarlacc...
@jabbadesilijictiure29373 жыл бұрын
Big boi sarlacc
@Khornecussion3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 Sarlaacs hate him. Find out this one gaping hole's trick.
@TheRandomMuffinMan4 жыл бұрын
Oh no..... Arch was really a Skaven all along! At least he’s part of the best race, yes yes!
@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer4 жыл бұрын
When you fart and burp at the same time, now that is what I call gut magic
@hellishhybrid18394 жыл бұрын
That is indeed a powerful feat.
@winfehler4 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop imagining an Ogre Butcher Warband‘s leader as the Warhammer combined equivalent of Gordon Ramsey and a cliche french chef. („I SAID TWO HUMAN MOLARS, NOT THREE !!! ONE, YOU ROCKHEADED EXCUSE FOR A GNOBLAR !!!“)
@captainpuffinpuffinson47694 жыл бұрын
The skaven have invaded once more to this channel yes yes
@TheDarkkilla124 жыл бұрын
Captain Puffin Puffinson I’m afraid to admit it doing a skaven run in Warhammer Total War. I blame Arch now.
@captainpuffinpuffinson47694 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkkilla12 the only reason I play total warhammer is arch
@BR4IN1N4J4R4 жыл бұрын
Love the new intro and 3d art thing with the Grey Seer. Just excellent dude
@absolutelyyousless76054 жыл бұрын
“The Gorger-Lord was never dead! You fools! You cretens, you insipid bastards, you peerless BABIES!.. and now the REAL fight begins!.. *Roll Initiative!”*
@leadingauctions84404 жыл бұрын
Wow. Felt like a nostalgia trip to the 90s educational 3D animations of our youths.
@jakefrost74044 жыл бұрын
_"Is the Great Maw a Cathayan Astral Curse, visited upon the Ogres by Emperor Xen Huong, in return for their killing and eating Cathayan subjects?"_ Age of Shit-mar: *_"Naw, Gork and Mork were just bored that day, is all..."_*
@internetzenmaster89524 жыл бұрын
_In fairness,_ looking at what Gork and Mork have done in 40k in the past (see the time they apparently turned Nurgle into a Squiggly beast and then ate him), the Maw being the result of Gork and Mork "doin' it for the lulz"... is shocking plausible. Not as fun because no Cathay references, but still plausible.
@arbiterofthehornedrat15704 жыл бұрын
age of Sigmar is great and you know it you are just to bind by anger to see it
@jakefrost74044 жыл бұрын
@@internetzenmaster8952 A fair point, a good one, even; I still would have preferred the original mystery as opposed to the lousy answer. ;)
@jakefrost74044 жыл бұрын
@@arbiterofthehornedrat1570 GW's half-butt restoration of the Old World states otherwise, I'm afraid. ;)
@arbiterofthehornedrat15704 жыл бұрын
Jake Frost well have you heard about warhammer the old world mr bind friend?
@mikhailbychkov50424 жыл бұрын
Arch and TTS in one day? *The Emperor has blessed this taco Friday!*
@Iijjccbb4 жыл бұрын
Mikhail Bychkov *TUESDAY!*
@cnlbenmc4 жыл бұрын
Wait, seriously!?
@CommanderX11254 жыл бұрын
@@cnlbenmc Every night is Taco Tuesday with enough faith. The Emperor protects.
@wert12345764 жыл бұрын
Well thanks now we have to have *another* crusade to fix this heresy
@jobreau17254 жыл бұрын
As soon as i saw your comment i watched the last TTS in the hope tho ear Arch. But at last, this is not the day. What role do you think Arch will play if this day comes?
@skullthrone88824 жыл бұрын
Love the new opening animation. Can't wait to see if something for 40k is in store YES YES
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
Muricans must be masters of this type of magic *FOOD FOR THE FOOD GOD*
@Lakefront_Khan4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Freedom Magic.
@tristanseaver90544 жыл бұрын
American here. Can confirm.
@Lakefront_Khan4 жыл бұрын
@@tristanseaver9054 I've always found our Chieftains have never had a big enough guts, our current one is doing better though.
@toemoe42794 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@galling20524 жыл бұрын
@@Lakefront_Khan Used to be, but after world war 2 it turned to opression magic.
@calumdeighton4 жыл бұрын
Love the new intro art Arch. Well done! Do one for 40k, and that would be epic.
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
Bring in the Arch-marine...
@bl00dix824 жыл бұрын
So do we get a Inquisitor in the 40k intro ?
@emem92784 жыл бұрын
A tau of course
@Brenzo7774 жыл бұрын
is that Kyle's head mounted on your wall?
@dragb92844 жыл бұрын
Brenzo Ironfist yes it is
@Shatterverse4 жыл бұрын
An old d&d troll story; a party once had a steel can with a screw lid crafted and after killing a troll put some inside. Then whenever they wanted good they'd open the lid, slice off a slab as it grew, then slap in into the fire for instant emergency troll steaks, before immediately screwing the lid back on.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
I like the ingenuity, but I don't like the Idea of eating troll. Not only does the meat taste like rotting poison, and should one fail to sear the steak through you'll have a very bad time, but the trolls are also sentient creatures in the D&D canon.
@CrysResan4 жыл бұрын
@@semi-useful5178 Yeah wouldn't a new troll just grow into a full troll in your stomach?
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@JoeRingo118 A Gnoll is a bipedal demonically influenced creature, with opposable thumbs.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@@CrysResan Yup, a medium rare troll steak will regrow in your stomach, if you want to eat troll the only safe way is to eat it as a charcoal briquette.
@semi-useful51784 жыл бұрын
@JoeRingo118 We do not speak of the cursed edition here.
@GetsugaTensho854 жыл бұрын
20 minute video of guy talking about "Gut Magic"! Me an intellectual: This Video is Relevant to my interests!
@erikbrown18274 жыл бұрын
They were going to be my next army after my Orcs and Gobbos. I liked their Nobblars... and I mean, come on,.. Ogres holding Cannons? Bloody AWSOME. Never knew of their Magic.. wicked stuff...
@YoutubeChangedmyusername4 жыл бұрын
Temple Guard: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order
@wert12345764 жыл бұрын
Give me 2 orks over easy with a side of goblin and a bucket of green stuff..to go
@asifadnan63624 жыл бұрын
Sir any attempts at removing meat from the premises is shall be punished by being thrown in the pit.
@thebluething85594 жыл бұрын
Holy F@#k is that Franklyn?? those red creepy eyes and the damn barrel i can hear the squeak from here.
@Dancan7994 жыл бұрын
Well I didn’t expect that intro but I love it 😂
@chrillzilla12684 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Skaven Inquisition!
@smorre40044 жыл бұрын
"He had lots of guts!" - James Bond
@gondotheslayer4 жыл бұрын
This ogre lore is a long time coming. Thanks arch
@Zakvadr19954 жыл бұрын
So, I’m thinking that it won’t be a magic scale with the Ogre Kingdoms in TWW3, it will be Food based and you determine how much you want to commit for the casting of spells. In addition to requiring food for purchasing units.
@catsareevil1014 жыл бұрын
Cool animation. I was curious about ogre lore too, so thanks for the video.
@DerAnanasKing4 жыл бұрын
hey arch. I have a humble request. can you give us a short demonstration of your voice acting skills, by trying to voice that skaven grey seer, like a skaven would talk-chitter? very please-begging. yes-yes?
@Zenn_Chan4 жыл бұрын
That intro was beautiful, yes-yes
@joesmith94864 жыл бұрын
The intro looks great
@krzysztofsamborski86414 жыл бұрын
1# Grey Seer on the mug at 0:06. Yes, you are Arch - nobody's disputing that.
@mudshrooze3 жыл бұрын
Not only am I so happy to find this channel today but holy cow dude this is so good your voice the way you present it its awesome
@MrAnihillator4 жыл бұрын
By the Horned Rat! Arch, this is awesome!
@smolpp5854 жыл бұрын
love me some Warhammer Fantasy lore (nice intro btw)
@Autechltd4 жыл бұрын
...Arch playing as a Skaven virtual youtuber when?
@westcoastwarriorsarchive79294 жыл бұрын
New intro has a very vermintide feel to it. I like it!
@theanimeking32954 жыл бұрын
Awesome intro it definitely fits your channel arch and also it reminds me of vermintide so that’s awesome
@darksigge94954 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE NEW INTRO ARCH
@SuperAmaton4 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this Intro, bless you! Also confirms Arch is a Beastmen, i mean, Skaven? Ratmen? They are just a legend, they do not exist nonononono...
@badgamemaster4 жыл бұрын
nice now intro... and I KNEW IT... ARCH IS A SKAVEN! Yes-yes.
@nobleinexile42964 жыл бұрын
I love the new intro, you are easily the warhammer youtuber who puts in the most work and quality. After vraks you can count me as a fan.
@royallyon-jones36354 жыл бұрын
I love the new intro and animation
@somnius25194 жыл бұрын
Absolutely adore the new intro and backdrop!
@fakename79014 жыл бұрын
Also, props to Arith's decorative head trophy
@happykharl4 жыл бұрын
Damn dude those animations are dope great vid cheers
@Sonovaclaus4 жыл бұрын
Love the new look, especially for your Fantasy vids.
@DerAnanasKing4 жыл бұрын
Oh, new intro. cool. dafuq, I was genuenly caught off guard, when that skaven was voiced by Arch.
@athomicritics4 жыл бұрын
wasnt the meteorite the great maw was on the same that the dragon king of Cathay summoned to btfo the Ogres ?
@darkhowling64254 жыл бұрын
5:00 as i sit here eating my dinner... "yeah i think i will get over it..."
@PreacherwithoutaPulpit4 жыл бұрын
I'm stuck watching the Upside Down Primaris Marines helm in the top left corner and waiting for what's obviously a growth of Shrooms to pop out at least a Gobo or two if not a full on baby Urk... This is a great set with so much to take in aside from the story that is yet again another outstanding Arch explains the Fluff episode...
@alphariusomegon44424 жыл бұрын
Loving the new intro arch
@j.bat.82354 жыл бұрын
Hell of a fancy intro you've got there, Arch. Nice-nice, yes-yes!
@ghola824 жыл бұрын
Thank you Andril Syvolp for the cool new arch animation intro and background! It's awesome!
@claytondavis68354 жыл бұрын
Oooh nice intro arc!
@NetMoverSitan4 жыл бұрын
So not as bad as Nurgle sorcery? | 8:50 - Ooh, Voodoo! | So this magic is that which the daemon known as Kar-bee delivers?
@LordSadicus4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes! This new intro is pleasing good for Horned Rat! Much Warpstone for Arch, plus a little warpstone that somehow is lost yes... so sad. Although I am a chaos fan boy, I cant wait to get all chef with the ogre on game 3 :D
@tornesaurio4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that intro, for a moment I belived that some raid crap got past adblock. Great stuff, Arch.
@eutoteu56804 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the animation !
@moxtordoki964 жыл бұрын
Arch, u might be the only skaven that i think i can like
@ninja2be4 жыл бұрын
I'm way happier than I should be over an intro. IDK why I'm so pumped to here The Skaven Come out to Play, but I'm gonna up it on the fact that I'm a skaven main.
@jethrot79844 жыл бұрын
Cool new intro Arch
@andreasmuller46664 жыл бұрын
Squeeky cool new intro you got there Arch.
@zanzalin4 жыл бұрын
Love the new intro and animations!
@johanneshjortshj86464 жыл бұрын
Loving the new intro Arch!
@elgeneralissimo63224 жыл бұрын
Love the new opening Arch!
@tacticalcannonfodder73694 жыл бұрын
ARCH i didnt start up a game beacuse of this new intro and i do love this new intro
@Demonica25394 жыл бұрын
Duuuuude love the new opening, greyseer Arch is amazing!
@Noxims473144 жыл бұрын
Sarlacc worshipping Ogres, with the maw itself sounding awfully Tyranid-esque. Warhammer does seem to have it all. sweet new visual menu Arch. nice touch.
@gnolly82224 жыл бұрын
Arch has a bad ass new intro?!? A BLESSING OF THE HORNED ONED!!!
@theDuke00014 жыл бұрын
wow, just wow great animations!!! keep this its great
@captainthorrek2624 жыл бұрын
Love the new style!
@Ap1hw3 жыл бұрын
Peak production quality
@gerennightstride83644 жыл бұрын
Loving the new intro mate
@louiswilkins96244 жыл бұрын
I love it. Excellent animation
@tomaszprzyby7844 жыл бұрын
This animation looks awesome!
@KeacePeeper4 жыл бұрын
Neat Intro! But I think I like the Picture with the Man-thing Arch better.
@shadowwarriorshockwave32814 жыл бұрын
Love Kibs head shown like a deer
@archmagosbiologusraucker21784 жыл бұрын
New intro? Yes yes.
@angry_zergling4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow neat intro Arch!
@baivesan4 жыл бұрын
Daymn! Dat intro!
@Onkoloinen4 жыл бұрын
New intro / animation is dope AF
@robfrank34234 жыл бұрын
Okay. I'm impressed with a new introduction Arch.
@mementomori7714 жыл бұрын
Ooooo I love the new intro
@Derilan014 жыл бұрын
interesting setup arch
@myles52764 жыл бұрын
New intro and arch lore what more could you ask for.
@goldensimp77294 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the intro is awesome!
@MrNeunauge3 жыл бұрын
Now I feel the need to go stuff myself at Burger Kind ....
@art4freak7954 жыл бұрын
Oooo, love the new intro animation
@Demolitiondude4 жыл бұрын
How about the the only God who cares not for your puny offerings, settles disputes on the gridiron, who's sacred number is 11, and who will always turn the tide to the opposing coach, depending on the turn. Yes him. Nuffle, god of sports, dice, and football.
@Dracologist4 жыл бұрын
i can imagine several ogres jumping on a carcass trying to stuff it in the "butchers" gob "CAST FASTA YA GIT!" 19:25 wait wouldn't be that a sphincter?