Meanwhile in Total War Warhammer: Dragon Ogre: We used to be kings! Rulers of this world! Chaos Lord: *YOU! ARE! A! BATTERING RAM!* Now get to work!
@harbl993 жыл бұрын
"Towers and rams. Towers and rams."
@jacobburch75553 жыл бұрын
@@harbl99 i remember this from somewhere lol
@Sothpawman3 жыл бұрын
Why would you use any Chaos Lord but Kholek Suneater?
@Zakvadr19953 жыл бұрын
@@Sothpawman the need for more armies
@thinkwithurdipstick3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobburch7555 a very popular review of TWW2
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch: I will bring CHANGE Also Tzeentch: Except for the Dragon-Ogres
@jamescollier91962 жыл бұрын
Guess he figured he'd change his MO.
@lowtierwaifu3 жыл бұрын
And this is Arch once again being the nicest and most generous DM in all of Scandinavia.
@Deamon93IT3 жыл бұрын
Reminder of this video: never bargain with Tzeench, because he can add font 0.5 notes between the lines
@mercerholt82993 жыл бұрын
He'll he doesn't even need to do that I'm personally convinced that most insurance and used car salesmen are followers of tzeentch.
@fumarc45013 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t everyone carry a contract magnifying glass with them at all times?
@s2korpionic3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the Immaterium typefont, which most mortals cant see or comprehend.
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
All subject to change without notice
@60sSam3 жыл бұрын
It only uses 0.5 size font on the things it wants you to find.
@annoymous883 жыл бұрын
Arch's way of saying "5 minutes before disaster"
@matthieuniclas97843 жыл бұрын
I wonder why I cannot help but think this is ment for the audience and for 4 little skavens who might be a bit optimistic
@alexerny55523 жыл бұрын
Arch: "The best way to defeat Dragon Ogres? … Pikes and cannons." Me: (Laughs in Nuln)
@tomasmisek55989 ай бұрын
Well, granted, dragon ogres are specifically stated to be able to shrug off cannonballs to the chest
@Kevc003 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else miss the old music from arch's first Warhammer fantasy videos, that music plays in my mind every time I think of chaos warriors
@magustrigger91953 жыл бұрын
"Why are you thinking about Chaos do much son....." ask while sharpening spear head.....
@theblancmange12653 жыл бұрын
Anomalie from Kevin Macleod, if anyone asks.
@Kevc003 жыл бұрын
@@theblancmange1265 I have been wondering this for years thank you
@theblancmange12653 жыл бұрын
@@Kevc00 He had the music in the description for most if not all of those videos. Unlike today.
@Scarlet_Fate3 жыл бұрын
Arch should call the series "Wonderful beasts and where to find them" Just because.
@phreakazoith22373 жыл бұрын
In Warhammer beasts find you and it is not going to be wonderful if they do so
@Scarlet_Fate3 жыл бұрын
@@phreakazoith2237 I'm sure there's plenty of Slaanesh worshippers who'd beg to differ.
@Obliviontiger53 жыл бұрын
Horrible beasts and how to avoid them
@UGNAvalon3 жыл бұрын
Terrifying beasts and how they find you.
@erykrejner25283 жыл бұрын
Campaign idea: A dragon ogre sleeps underneth a town in some caves. A bunch of culists tries to wake him up. The players find a mystical tome with the lightning spell. In the climax the dragon ogre wakes up and promises to let the players live if they feed him lightning.
@robrib2682 Жыл бұрын
the only thing I'd say is make the storming of the hideout be a hush hush thing that the guards don't know about but the lord does. Because otherwise the solders can and will roll cannons down the streets to deal with this thing if they are able to run away Edit: nevermind, thought you said city, not town. any Empire town would have some things to deal with heavy hitters, but thats a ballista mounted on a wall, not cannons which can be moved
@tomasmisek55989 ай бұрын
@@robrib2682 dragon ogres can and have shrugged off direct cannonball hits before
@darkinnovator24793 жыл бұрын
Ah, Dragon Ogres! The best Ogres, the Kings of Ogres and Dragons, before there were Ogres and Dragons! Those big monster things that Kibs would have fought if he hadn't wanted to fight the glorified Chaos Dwarf Manticore rip-off, that can fly. I don't know whether its a better or worst option, lol. Oh, speaking of walls, Arch. Kholek Suneater was larger than Praag's great walls, and his hammer smashed through them allowing Archaon's predecessor to just... walk on in. So some of the big boys can do more than climb!
@jacobhederstrom81983 жыл бұрын
and in twwh he is only as big as them, perhaps even only as big as the gates.
@darkinnovator24793 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhederstrom8198 True, its a shame. According to the lore, his head is quite a bit higher than the wall itself.
@jameswilliams20753 жыл бұрын
Dosent make sense to my why ssench haven't made his most loyal fertile for a little to get a few more the completely infertile make little sense to me
@akakios73863 жыл бұрын
@@jameswilliams2075 Are you really expecting logic from Tzeentch?
@jameswilliams20753 жыл бұрын
@@akakios7386 he's intelligence and magic so at least some
@phreakazoith22373 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ogres: Do we want to cut a deal with Tzeentch who offers us immortality or with Slaneesh who offers us immorality?
@volrosku.60758 ай бұрын
we don't need dragon ogres with the proclivities of the fimir
@cojones85183 жыл бұрын
When a Mommy dragon and an Orc daddy love each other verry much....
@trajanfidelis3 жыл бұрын
It's not dragonorc its dragonOGRE
@shawnm19023 жыл бұрын
Why ogre no eat dragon to increase gut size?
@_OliverGrey3 жыл бұрын
When you see an orc humping a mountain
@VioletDeathRei3 жыл бұрын
@@_OliverGrey When you see an Ork humping anything since they reproduce by fighting. #BlameSlaneesh
@_OliverGrey3 жыл бұрын
@@VioletDeathRei hump-fu, the art of impregnation combat
@internetzenmaster89523 жыл бұрын
"Simple right?" When dealing with Tzeentch, that's a big fat NOPE!
@thegeneralmitch3 жыл бұрын
Grimgore would probably love the chance to get one of those choppas. >:D
@MrLolguy933 жыл бұрын
Hope you'll do more of these videos in the future. Imagine a video on the Jabberslythe
@brettboudreau85633 жыл бұрын
Ohh man I can only hope.
@cryptosporidium13753 жыл бұрын
Inclement weather is bad news in the real world. Inclement weather in Warhammer fantasy is really bad news.
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
☄⚧🧞♀️🌋🌩⚡❄🔥🌊🌌🌀
@alithanar83 жыл бұрын
Man I remember back in End Times, my 21 Asur Spearelves held off 5 of these suckers and took only 3 casualties (Loec was with my rolls) and stabbed down 3 of their number... right before Valten caved in Archaeons skull.
@_OliverGrey3 жыл бұрын
Man i remember in the End Times when my dwarfs warriors destroyed a unit of elven spearmen. I miss those days :(
@alithanar83 жыл бұрын
@@_OliverGrey Well that just goes to show dwarves are more oathbreaker than elves. Unless they are Druchii then you can go nuts
@thanquolrattenherz96653 жыл бұрын
@@alithanar8 still cant beliefe the noble skaven allied with chaos and not with the empire during the endtimes, i mean when they go nuts then the proper way.
@andreykuzmin43553 жыл бұрын
Alith Anar canon ending, convince me otherwise
@_OliverGrey3 жыл бұрын
@@alithanar8 Dark elves, high elves or wood elves. All elves are arrogant evil pricks that need a good hammering in their face. And we noble and proud dwarfs will deliver them justice for shaving the beards of the dwarven diplomats.
@EddieTheLightbringer3 жыл бұрын
It's been forever since we got a proper Warhammer Fantasy Lore video! And what a beautiful beast to start on. :D
@Zakvadr19953 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch, you mentioned a Particular Dwarf and his Human Companion. Might we be getting a video on them sometime in the future? I’ve started listening to the Audiobooks and absolutely laugh my ass off at their adventures!
@benpendrey3040 Жыл бұрын
dew it
@skeith15433 жыл бұрын
Hm? I'm pretty sure the Dragon Ogres struck their deal cause they were dying out. The Dragons ruled the old World, and were mortal enemies of the Dragon Ogres. THe dragons are equal in age to the Dragon Ogres, and likely there are emperor dragons who match the age of the the oldest Dragon Ogres. It was said the Dragons ruled entire *Empires* and held court and battle among themselves not unlike the Kings of the Old World. Hence why the Dragon Ogres needed the Dark Gods to give them immortality. Heck the dragons even have the same Dreamscape, It's implied in some of the High Elf books that all the dragons are connected in the dreamworld and that they relish going there, so much so that mountains grow over them.
@lieutenantdan14133 жыл бұрын
Everyone is gangster til the dragon ogre rolls 3 degrees of success and your skaven party dissapears...
@thrall66473 жыл бұрын
Greetings! Preiss algorithm gods! Finaly good dragon ogres video on youtube! One of strongest and coolest units it warhammer! And Krakanrok the Black friking slept when end times chapend.... best idea ever !
@ACrustyCount3 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine a little illicit substances was involved in the creation of the dragon ogers. All while listening to heavy metal.
@MrSaltycrackers3 жыл бұрын
It's been awhile but always love some fantasy lore
@williamjeffery96533 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ogres eat lighting? Do they crap thunder?
@mullerpotgieter3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Archaons sword sounds like the screaming sun in Rick and Morty?
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
I do now.
@mullerpotgieter3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 Another falls to the dark gods
@zielisawzielony93663 жыл бұрын
Reddit go home.
@magustrigger91953 жыл бұрын
Rick and morty is horrible, if that is not in the first episode or two your trash for knowing what it is....
@mullerpotgieter3 жыл бұрын
@@magustrigger9195 You're. And you've literally never watched it, have you?
@zedhiro61313 жыл бұрын
Why did I have the vision of a certain group of skaven trying to take down a dragon ogre with warp lighting?
@kishinasura19896 ай бұрын
I can hear the sucker laughing 😅
@bombvoyage56863 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting if they never rot, since they are in fact permanent, so why would their body’s decay and be removed?
@DzinkyDzink3 жыл бұрын
They are used as everlasting materials for weapons and whatnot, therefore little remains are preserved.
@tomasmisek55989 ай бұрын
Their remains seem to not rot, a chunk of dragon ogre claw has been sitting out in the elements for millenia in a village in the empire and it hasn't deteriorated one bit and in AOS, they forge their weapons out of their own scales
@Solid_Snake4273 жыл бұрын
More fantasy lore! Praise the emperor!!
@VioletDeathRei3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor Protects.
@blindlobster3 жыл бұрын
Praise Karl Franz!
@thil28943 жыл бұрын
0:21 straping gentleman? watch out for the rule34 of this.
@robertmurfet58343 жыл бұрын
Report back brother xD
@alexcc2933 жыл бұрын
Really great work Arch I don't know as much as I'd like to about the old world, and these single topic videos are a really fun and engaging way to learn about it Thanks
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37233 жыл бұрын
Fighting a Dragon Ogre in CQC is suicide!? I KNOW JUST THE GUY!!!!!
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
Stormcast Eternals, because everything Games Workshop made needed Space Marines. Can't wait for the Astarties Blood Bowl team.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37233 жыл бұрын
@@Marinealver I was referring to the Doom Slayer fighting one of these things WWE style like he once did to Angron,
@timothybennett24073 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing these guys in my buddies old chaos army book. I was a fan then. I still am now.
@kellerblair29523 жыл бұрын
I mean it would be funny to see a actual nice Dragon ogre just taking leisurely strolls through the country side
@bleddynwolf84632 жыл бұрын
Aka a zoet
@karolcebulski44723 жыл бұрын
More Warhammer Fantasy lore. YES!!! I love it! Thanks Arch.
@eichler7213 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ogers are some of the coolest monsters in Warhammer. Glad you included on in your RPG.
@goldtoothslair30523 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine two Imperial soldiers just sitting there trying to figure out some way to make a bigger Pike and then here comes to savage Orcs with their giant spear. Yeah that should work just fine. I still just find that too funny that the only advancement of technology for Savage orc was to just make a bigger spear🤣
@masterspookums65063 жыл бұрын
I thought Dragon Ogres and Dragons were the two first race on the the old world. And they war’ed each other.
@robertnelson95999 ай бұрын
The Dragon Ogres waged war with the Ogres in the Mountains of Mourn, but not the dragons.
@ruizenho7 ай бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 they fought both
@alpinewolf77513 жыл бұрын
Eating lightning and crapping thunder wh-style
@hakerai3 жыл бұрын
Why i feel that certain skaven group should watch this video.
@AshEndDust3 жыл бұрын
Hope the RP is paying attention to this one.
@LazzarrusLong2 жыл бұрын
0:38 Because “breathe fire” isn’t quite as pedal-to-thy-metal and balls-to-thy-wall as “eat lightning” now is it? ⚡️⚡️⚡️
@bonefetcherbrimley77403 жыл бұрын
Man, I almost feel bad for the Dragon Ogres. For they are doomed.
@fuzzybeard35253 жыл бұрын
Ah good old Warhammer fantasy.
@MajorSquiggles3 жыл бұрын
I'm already confused. So the Gods did lie to them. They were promised they would never die, which they did. They were promised they would never stop growing and yet the current day Dragon Ogres are supposed to be much smaller than the first of their kind. That's also a really weird gift from Tzeentch. Of all the gods he'd be the one to grant them complete stagnation and decay.
@JTAKIZZA3 жыл бұрын
I'm really happy to see you doing more fantasy again, Hope you can get around to doing some more Chaos Dwarf content.
@Maradiaga233 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see a lore video for Arch and I come
@finn876323 жыл бұрын
Nice to see some more fantasy lore
@007848653 жыл бұрын
I missed these. Thanks man.
@WiseOldBill3 жыл бұрын
Love me some oldhammer, hope to see more in future
@quazar50173 жыл бұрын
What do my tired, old eyes see? A lore video?
@lordvarrax50603 жыл бұрын
If Arch keeps mispronouncing “Archaon” I’m going to start a Black Crusade. Seriously, it’s “Are-kay-on”.
@Self-replicating_whatnot3 жыл бұрын
It's a made-up name every single audiobook pronounces differently.
@Lucky13Ravens Жыл бұрын
It's a made up word based on Latin. So no in no way. Arch=ark like it does both in real life and any other time it appears in 40k see archon, architect, etc...
@NetMoverSitan3 жыл бұрын
2:15 - The one with the feathered a##? | 5:10 - Ah yes, you mentioned him when you did the lore video on the Warhammer Fantasy version of Anakin Skywalker. | 13:10 - Well, Khorne cares not from wence the blood flows, only that it flows. | The Dragon Ogre would probably ask themselves "How do I know this?!"
@Nocturne44813 жыл бұрын
You want to kill a dragon oger ? Just use dwarf.
@PhilosophicallyAmerican3 жыл бұрын
Dwarf what? Cannons? Organ guns? Slayer King, perhaps?
@Marinealver3 жыл бұрын
Would that be an "Ogre-Slayer" or a "Dragon-Slayer"?
@shaggyrumplenutz16103 жыл бұрын
Dwarves:the cheese army
@leonemaledetto1500 Жыл бұрын
The dragon ogres need a good lawyer, they might get out of fighting FOR the chaos gods. In staid, they could come (when calles) and fight their wars. Doesn't say what side however? If shalia or Myrmidia or another god feels like taking them under their wing I think some of them genuinely could get out of the dominion of Chaos. Or at least not be slaves to darkness, but go down swinging against the gods that cursed them
@zanothium153 жыл бұрын
Will we get a Lamassu as well?
@insanehippiehippieinsane38283 жыл бұрын
I think he already did one a few years ago.
@zanothium153 жыл бұрын
@@insanehippiehippieinsane3828 I don't suppose you know the title? If not, the search begins.
@insanehippiehippieinsane38283 жыл бұрын
@@zanothium15 I was looking through to tell you and I cannot find it. Arch has had to private a lot of older stuff due to KZbin BS.
@ilunnas3 жыл бұрын
Its in the chaos dwarves Bull centaurs vid
@stephencostello87923 жыл бұрын
Half an hour of Arch! What could be better? Two hours of Arch
@MythosTheSophist3 жыл бұрын
You only made this video to scare the RP team, didn't you?
@archades1153 жыл бұрын
I was always curious about these creatures. Thank you!
@yetipotato85676 ай бұрын
Chaos gods: "we do a little trolling" Dragon ogres: "worst trade deal ever"
@charly030903093 жыл бұрын
How can Dragon Ogres be around longer than Dragons... and Ogres?
@onairwithjarvis3 жыл бұрын
New models of them would be something spectacular to see! Expansive too 😅
@SoApost3 жыл бұрын
Climbing dragon ogres will now haunt my nightmares. Thank you, Arch.
@yankeehussar36143 жыл бұрын
I just finished putting together an Ork army for 40k. Time to break out the Big Stabba!
@EmanGameplay3 жыл бұрын
My favorite creatures in the setting. Great stuff.
@murderouskitten25773 жыл бұрын
12:55 how about Armored fist ? Or , my personal favorite - Panzer Battalion
@DeviousAndElated3 жыл бұрын
The moment that Arch says Thiccc Boi he sounds like he wants to get a moulder associate to procure him a new grey seer pet
@allgoodnamestaken1233 жыл бұрын
Glad to see some Warhammer Fantasy lore again, your videos on Total War Warhammer brought me to the hobby Arch :) in case you would consider some AoS lore, I will not complain.
@roastbeef49183 жыл бұрын
I am here for your knowledge man thing, yes-yes!
@ChristianNiegemann3 жыл бұрын
00:50 Yea, those front legs won't support that weight.
@drarsen333 жыл бұрын
"If he was to march south it is clear Chaos victory, he is the size of the mountain" Continent moving Aztec magic frogs would like to file an objection.
@andrewlowe32733 жыл бұрын
So, why wouldn't chaos want these things to create more of themselves? Seems like Chaos got the short end of the stick by ensuring they can't get more of them for their wars.
@Warrior-Of-Virtue3 жыл бұрын
I suddenly want to see a Dragon Ogre fight a Lynel.
@emixam69473 жыл бұрын
Is it me or did he not mention Kholek once in that entire video?
@harbl993 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ogres are a Zoat reskin. Change muh brain.
@andrewa7003 жыл бұрын
Hopfully you do the Lammasu next ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@lordInquisitor3 жыл бұрын
I've missed the warhammer fantasy content !
@blindlobster3 жыл бұрын
Arch has deleted a lot of his previous material so it shouldn't be too difficult for him to rerelease/remake his old uncontroversial videos (such as the gods of humans).
@boneman-calciumenjoyer82903 жыл бұрын
I miss the warhammer fantasy setting.
@lordInquisitor3 жыл бұрын
@@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 same
@thomasfitzpatrick80773 жыл бұрын
This video feels like it was made specifically for the skaven campaign
@Cpt0bviouss3 жыл бұрын
Oh, thank the God Emperor, a clear cut video with obvious bad guys! after the whole badab thing i really missed that.
@Fen_Wolf3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy your fantasy Warhammer videos great work as always arch
@Alej0xXx3 жыл бұрын
Inmortality as described here would include either never dying or reincarnating if they did for some reason died, possibly also regeneration, seems that the end result mentioned here Arch was making them "Eternal" not "Inmortal" as unable to die. Also are they reincarnated into the Chaos Wastes or Chaos Realm if they are killed? or could they actually be wiped out.
@Robo71003 жыл бұрын
Thanks for still doing WFB lore.
@jasonsantos30373 жыл бұрын
I ever wonder about The dragon ogres ever questioned about the deal they made with the chaos gods
@trajanfidelis3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want to meet one. Ogres and dragons are bad by themselves, never mind mixing them.
@micheal59733 жыл бұрын
Wernt the dragons themselves also around before the old ones showed up?
@MantismanTM3 жыл бұрын
13:00 - Monstrous Infantry
@yetipotato85676 ай бұрын
I bet it was Slaneesh who added "will come when called to the deal"
@Ng-zg4dq3 жыл бұрын
"The men can fight anything" - Luthor Huss.
@adamklaphake98933 жыл бұрын
Question for Arch what would warp lightning do? Would it be like some super powerup or not? Also has it ever been done before.
@mutegrab6663 жыл бұрын
If magical lightning powers them up like normal lightning, why would warp lightning be any different?
@TheArchaos3 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ogre Chaos Knights. Change my mind.
@ovk-ih1zp3 жыл бұрын
On the wall of every Guild Hall, Hiring Hall, Keep, Tavern, Dive Bar & Brothel is an illustration of the Dragon Ogre with a caption underneath that says "NOT to be F@%&ed With Under ANY Circumstances. Do Not Walk or Run Away. FLEE as if the very hounds of the Blood God are pursuing You. Ignore At Your Own Risk." And of course the warning is utterly ignored. But the Authorities sleep well at night in the knowledge that the terminally stupid will quickly remove themselves from the breeding pool at the first opportunity.
@Hippo_Hegemony3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think it’s weird that they were made infertile? Like you have this awesome beast but now you’ll only ever lose more and more of them.
@Askethanoras3 жыл бұрын
Ah, good ol' arch videos.
@jamestown8398Ай бұрын
It seems short-sighted for the Chaos Gods to make their strongest and smartest warriors sterile. “These are insanely useful to our cause, so let’s make sure we can never make more of them.”
@Khetsisal33 Жыл бұрын
Lesson of the day: Never bring a Celestial Wizard to s Dragon Ogre fight
@curtisthornsberry4236 Жыл бұрын
Rattling guns yes yes, those will pew-slay dragon-things!