Are Chickens Dinosaurs?

[@97Multiphantom]

Oh god he’s shitposting

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

It HAS BEGUN. xD

[@aetherial87]

eeeeeeeeeexcellent

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

The prophecy will be fulfilled

[@rokuraku00]

HAHAHAHAHAH HDJSBJSJJSLSJ

[@lujixcjml]

And i love it

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

-Loud -Clucks all over the place -Pecks and pokes at anything -A general _scaredy-cat_ Confirmed. *_Jurard is a chicken._* Actual male Holobirb over here. 😂😂🤣

[@theoverlordbear]

And he's gonna lead a pigeon (Uyu), a goose (Bettel), a crow (Hakka), and an eagle (Goldbullet).

[@stroodlepup]

Male holobirbbros

[@darcmoon9096]

Kiara in shambles

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Regis would be debatable.

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Hakka gotta bro

[@ellacia2801]

love how he credited everything in the description LMAO

[@Stolas002]

Professionalism

[@Reydriel]

Love the "vine boom" credit lmao

[@zanGalant]

Basic research etiquette hahahah

[@yuurai]

Probably has PTSD with his professors.

[@senny-]

"Vine boom sound effect"

[@CatNyan30]

The fact that he went out of his way to get the video from that study where they stuck toilet plungers onto chicken butts to simulate the gait of a t-rex... Man knows his stuff for the shitpost, i gotta respect that

[@zephyniah]

im more impressed the fact you did an APA Citation for the video

[@theTrueLinkC]

People got angry in tweeter predbut MF double down with a scientific paper with credits in APA format You sir are a Nerd and a madlad and i love it

[@TythenK]

I'm completely gobsmacked and amazed that you actually went and referenced the video as a citation for a research paper/thesis. I would not have seen that APA style so soon!

[@akatsukiwolf2735]

Jurard, the BIGGEST Chicken in HoloVerse. 🐔🐔🐔

[@RadicalEdward2]

As a dino nerd, I will explain how Jurard is related to chickens. A few years ago, there was an experiment to see what would happen if you artificially gave a chicken a tail to see if it would replicate the locomotives of a t.rex and shockingly they did. Giving a chicken a tail, makes them instinctively revert back to the posture and movement patterns of their t.rex ancestors. Aka how t.rexes moved in Jurassic Park. It’s actually pretty wild 🤓

[@123890antonioj]

You don't even need to look at those experiments(they do lean heavily into conjecture), tyrannosaurus skeletons are almost identical to chicken skeletons, in contrast to things like brachiosaurus or stegosaurus bones. Makes too much sense

[@blazcraz6992]

Yep, Giant Chicken confirmed. Kiara's got some competition it seems.

[@rvmin_]

If we're talking about family trees, Jurard would be all bird talents' great ×10 half-brother or something idk i'm no genealogist

[@yamiRic]

But wawa is not kitchen. Jurard is the ancestor of all KFP

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Jurard would be grandpa

[@nashee168]

Well, if you disturb the chicks and their mom is there. You will know the terror of being chased by T-Rex

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

That would explain why Kiara is mama bird

[@thejuiceking2219]

okay, but i'm pretty sure if i punched Juned Jurard would just join in

[@KunoichiTin]

He is putting up videos like this to compensate for all the VODs he's not gonna have.

[@panpeters8828]

there's nothing that can stop this man except meteorites

[@lusan602]

I hate that I watched this like 8x in a row and laughed every single time

[@triszsz]

The APA format reference. 😂

[@R3_dacted0]

Next question: Which is more closely related to a chicken? A. T-Rex B. Phoenix

[@greensky___70]

so... does that mean you're able to lay eggs?

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

stop cooking

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

please

[@smokeyc21]

Only one way to find out

[@greensky___70]

@@ssprdyllc_lurkn i mean... it's a food glitch

[@Subject35th]

i hope this cmt go to the top, this is serious

[@lilpeko4328]

What a nice meme I wonder which clipper made thi- Wait a minute....

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

ur a nousagi just like him

[@rikkashimp]

We never doubted that you're actually a chicken 😔✊️

[@hareyareyokai721]

Now this is the content I signed for

[@reshkeaa]

ICANT with the APA style reference in the description 😂

[@chewom]

It's so funny. Jurard who comes to find things like that is amazing LOL

[@ssprdyllc_lurkn]

Thanks for crediting the chicken in the video o7

[@-Raylight]

KFP are swarming into Jurard's stream xD

[@NurAmirahSyedZafirna]

Mom, why does my chicken looks weird

[@dudeguy1894]

Kiara: "Could this man be one of my people?"

[@rokuraku00]

The way he credited it like in a research XD jfkdjsksndksksjdjjdjd

[@igloo_igloo]

The source in the description lmao. Very nice video!

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

Jurard T. Chickenford 😂

[@andreajm932]

technically speaking all birds are dinosaurs since they are part of Theropoda group

[@amanawolf9166]

I just watched a vid of a grown man laugh maniacally at a chicken with a plunger stuck to its butt... what kind of hellish rabbit whole have I fallen into now?

[@BugattiONE666]

Between Jurard and Hakka, we might one day have a Holostartori xD

[@TythenK]

It is possible. For a 5 man group. Jurard the Dino Hakka the Crow Bettel the Goose Uyu the Pigeon And GB the Eagle! Toristars!

[@slowPoli]

BRUH I HAD NO EARPHONES HAHAHAHA loved this so much thanks Banchou Hime ur da best 🤣❤️🦖

[@catminttcgu207]

THE CITATIONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kjrv7779]

ToriStars are growing.

[@PochieCarms]

next evolution: FRIED CHICKEN-

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

kfp: *maliciously revs up fryers*

[@jjmcuurc6670]

My, I miss thes short vids😭 MORE! PLEASE GIVE ME MOOAARR!!

[@TheTreehugger456]

There are definitely enough birds for a toristars at this point

[@masakishi]

“And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self.” -regarding Dino nuggets.

[@itsjustshushilay]

So, you’re telling me that this guy is related to chickens? Not suprised, no wonder he screams so much

[@KRNNT-]

All the dots are connecting now!🎉

[@mikachu1010]

NOT THE APA CITATION IN THE DESCRIPTION SHDHDHD

[@titan133760]

All birds are dinosaurs

[@izzadk86]

I do remember a certain streamer says that your chicken senpai laugh sounds like a raptor

[@faenethlorhalien]

That's one loud chimkin. Must have escaped from The Usual Room.

[@JonDAzn]

Because of this video....I subscribed.

[@Vortama]

Mom: We have dinosaurs at home.

[@kkpasta7464]

He woke up and chose violence. Letss gooooooo. I'd subscribe a 2nd time if I could.

[@miulolii]

LMAO the laugh 😂

[@GravityForces]

My oshi is a shitposter.... Never thought I'd see the day 🥺🥲

[@Tulog]

The APA citation in the description LMAO

[@zanard33]

These short meme videos are perfect for T-Rex Manaloto.

[@eufiemarie0943]

Chicken lay eggs, does that mean you gave birth to little Timmy? 😂

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

I hereby dub you, chicken legs.

[@TheDarkizer]

no wonder you're scarredy cat.... JUST JOKING BOSS..

[@yeziyeah]

the APA citation LMAOOO

[@unmeiiiii]

why is he so

[@themaphiaboss]

NAUR NOT THE APA STYLE OF REFERENCE

[@piquami]

the proper citing on a shitpost video is sending me

[@vinnieg007]

He's really a chicken, especially in horror games.

[@mikifune_vtuber]

That description is sending me 😂

[@EgglessStargazer]

dahell did I just witness

[@AmagiriAyasa]

The Alternative Lore of Jurard

[@TrinityBlackRoseV]

It begins...

[@severussnape2917]

Silly chicken dinosaur

[@AbadonXXX]

Me who has an aunt with plenty of chickens: kinda like jurassic world

[@carrotjun]

my man........

[@none_tw]

Easy like for the description. No brainer.

[@Alpacake226]

This is going to be my new morning alarm.🐔

[@inikiranaa]

My only reaction was, "huh?"

[@idreltde]

so... Jurard can digivolve into a chicken 👁👄👁

[@faylein1357]

The song and the head sideways caught me off-guard lmao Good one

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Yea. Time for a drug test. _You're banned from drinking Bear Brand™ or Alaska™ until the test is done._ kappa 😂

[@ArcheTelos]

Fun fact: If you knock out a chicken embryo's beak-building genes, it will grow a dinosaur snout instead

[@paperluigi6132]

That means Kiwawa is also a dinosaur

[@wilhou]

no wonder why he's chicken in horror games

[@shimaaaaaaahh]

THE FCKING APA CREDIT LMAO

[@lucifersama]

What did I just see

[@VFS05]

Yer a chickenjoy jurard

[@rayeluvshee]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 😭

[@Mong12705]

The chicken 😭😭

[@ShioriPon]

So technically we can eat Jurard because fried chicken is delicious.

[@warlockwarlord169]

The only thing missing is ultra instinct Goku dramatic sound

[@erenmeii]

The beginning of shitpost 😂

[@owitch]

I will be here watching with a can of popcorn. 🍿

[@guilherme5094]

Hum, yes.

[@zephshoir]

LET HIM SHITPOST

[@cokig4610]

Sir are you okay

[@yozha92]

Description lmao, x formerly Twitter

[@azelard]

He rubbing salt on their wounds MUHAHAHAHAHA! 😂

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

why not?

[@ChloieJoyceBibandor]

what.

[@angularrr_angel]

Oh no he's a shitposter

[@黒牛ばっふぁろー]

ムッハハハハハ ムッハハハハハ

[@tenajanet]

HoloChicken confirmed

[@the_pineapple245]

I love this guy😂

[@bradybunch4707]

Damn this is based.

[@kerrvnee]

What😭😭😭😭

[@Lightfang02]

This man's shitposting is next level