Are medieval SWORD FROGS historical? | MEDIEVAL MISCONCEPTIONS

[@tcdahn7]

I read Shad's book Shadow of The Conqueror and it is amazing and Shad gets a million respect points. However, I am now a fan boy and demand more books. Stop shooting and start typing!!!

[@malbogia8003]

That good? Been looking for a new book.. Reckon supporting a favorite youtuber at the same time would make sense

[@karatethemadscientist4116]

I agree with him, Shad hop to it will you.

[@Itoyokofan]

Has his book been translated into different languages? I'd love to see it published where I am, since I can't read this much in English. Or maybe there's an Audiobook already?

[@the_westonyoung]

Wendy James there is an audiobook on audible! Not sure about translations

[@Itoyokofan]

@@the_westonyoung oh ok, thanks a lot!

[@theguy3851]

No medieval frogs were harmed in the making of this analysis.

[@hylianro]

Froge

[@George_Bland]

ribbit

[@lardilordi666]

@@hylianro No?

[@tahunuva4254]

Modern day frogs, however... :l

[@markfergerson2145]

Well, maybe their feelings were hurt a little bit...

[@Dfarrey]

What actually happened: One of Shad's viewers is a time traveler. Once they saw him say that this thing didn't exist in history, they went back and "invented" it, and started selling them to people in the Renaissance period. A very clever scheme indeed.

[@-avalon-9440]

*WHAT?!* How did you know?!

[@ravenhunter1355]

Shad, a true gentleman more than willing to admit when he's wrong and he promptly corrects the mistake. Also sitting 100.

[@fran3ro]

Sitting 100 allows the purchase of Mighty Sitter perk. You can sit on any surface without problem, including nails, eggs and your own balls.

[@5daboz]

101

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

It’s more he’s morally intact enough to admit his mistakes, and he even pre-empts it by stating when he isn’t sure about something, and asks us, his audience, to correct him if he makes an incorrect statement, as well as to find out the answer where he doesn’t have any information about it, while stating his opinion xD

[@tcdahn7]

He needs to be typing up another book and not liking comments.

[@Pumciusz]

Are there any exploits I can use to grind through sitting skill tree?

[@danielz4602]

Shad put all his hatred of halloween into that chair kick

[@Fulcrumshift]

Halloween is still on life support from Shad's onslaught.

[@Fulcrumshift]

@Dragon50275 It's from EFAP 100 Pt. 1 at approximately the 49 minute mark. MauLer asks Shad Christmas or Halloween in reference to which one was better and Shad let loose the nuke that obliterated Halloween and settled the debate for all time.

[@AsperTheGhost]

@Dragon50275 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpbYoISLhZaJl9E If the timestamp doesn't work, go to 50:15. You're welcome.

[@mb1b173]

@@AsperTheGhost Thank you. You are a good man for enlightening us all on the absolute zapping (I looked up obliteration synonyms to sound fancier but this one was too good) of Halloween Shad performed there

[@geranarthy2309]

@@AsperTheGhost I followed the link, good grief that was savage!

[@archskullz2169]

Of course sword frogs are not historical. I doubt anyone could successfully defend against an army of amphibians bearing medieval tools of destruction.

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Do you mean that morlocks in Warcraft are not historically accurate?

[@ServantofBaal]

It took our greatest knights to deal with the giant snails; what hope would we stand against frogs bearing sharpened steel?

[@Dfarrey]

Sword lizards, on the other hand, are totally beatable.

[@SpikedKirby]

Shad now has to make an analysis for the best weapons for amphibians

[@Riceball01]

Especially if they're the size of the ones in Konosuba,

[@sagevoyage]

The "my ancestors are smiling at me" bit was exquisite.

[@theoff8411]

"Can you say the same imperial"

[@warb0argaming976]

Skyrim is for the Nords

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@warb0argaming976 Skyrim is for the skevers

[@salmanmahyuddin8384]

Fighter: I sit on the chair DM: *make a dexterity check*

[@NecroAsphyxia]

Fighter: *instant dump stat regret*

[@asianpersuasian3758]

I rolled a natural 1 0-0

[@josephburchanowski4636]

@@asianpersuasian3758 So do you miss the chair, do you fall out of the chair, or do you break the chair? Something worse?

[@yajurka]

@@josephburchanowski4636 You fall, hit your head, 4 damage.

[@asianpersuasian3758]

Joseph Burchanowski as I plop down on the chair, one of the legs break causing my to fall backwards hitting on the table behind us, spilling the drinks on said table. I take 4 bludgeoning damage and now covered in ale

[@Corwin256]

Back when I was a bit more suspicious of KZbin historians in general, I actually avoided this channel a bit, but a few years ago, I saw that you did a whole video on being wrong. That dedication to accuracy and refusal to feed your own pride is why I subscribed and have learned so very much about history. Rest assured, my friends know all about machicolations. You also remind me of the many Christians I know who emphasize humility. All that to say, thank you a thousand times for not only accuracy but a willingness to do entire videos correcting yourself. In my case, it helped someone gain a ton of accurate historical information by learning to trust you.

[@mrbabyturtle7379]

I second that

[@piratenflipper]

this is so wholesome :)

[@thefisherman0074]

One thing i like about Shad is he is always open minded.

[@dezthedapper1181]

I could swear I saw a frog dueling someone on the margins of a medieval book once, and thought this video was about that. You lied to me Shad, you lied. Where is the dueling frog?

[@jerryeverest7098]

I want Shad to duel a frog now

[@dezthedapper1181]

@Dragon50275 "fried human legs anyone?"

[@chadfalardeau3259]

In Crono Trigger one of the PCs is a human sized frog. I think he was cursed, its been a while since I played it

[@TheExecutorr]

@@chadfalardeau3259 for all I know about Chrono Trigger, that sounds about right.

[@armorfrogentertainment]

That was my dad

[@codemonster8443]

Let's see : 1. Pepe the frog ✔️ 2. Skyrim references✔️ 3. Big dude wearing armor and frog and talking about sword✔️ 4. During a pandemic✔️ 5. In the upside down part of earth ✔️ *Yeah, we live in a weird period*

[@chemputer]

Australia doesn't exist.

[@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655]

Oh yea, i forgot he uploads all of his videos upside down.

[@avetus]

pandemic*

[@yunushamzaoglu903]

Forget the witcher sword( he called it war sword) :)

[@KnightLincoln]

@@yunushamzaoglu903 Shad calls all big longswords warswords. I like that term, it's pretty accurate.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Neighbor: MOIRA! He's at it again! Neighbor's wife: What is he doing? Neighbor: Something about Pepe the Frog I think

[@a-sheepof-christ9027]

@Vladimir Novitski this comment. "The ones with the cartoon frog" 🤣😂. Legendary Gary Larson material right there!

[@motocross_cooper]

Also neighbor: And Oh My Goodness MOIRA.....He's gone TOO FAR this time! He's sitting on a Chair!

[@Menaceblue3]

@@motocross_cooper "HE'S SITTING ON A CHAIR! *M E N A C I N G L Y ! ! !*

[@wakkaseta8351]

"AND HE'S *PUNTING* THE CHAIR ACROSS THE FIELD MOIRA!!"

[@raiorai2]

"MOIRA CALL THE POLICE, GODDAMNIT! THAT LEVEL OF SKILL IS GONNA KILL US ALL!"

[@chillaxdude5275]

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial CAN YOU SAY THE SAME *_YEEEEEEET_* I honestly died at this moment

[@lukelandis3090]

Yeah. Was that from 40K?

[@chillaxdude5275]

@@lukelandis3090 skyrim 🤦‍♂️

[@lukelandis3090]

@@chillaxdude5275 Ah. That makes much more sense. Thanks.

[@rekaadang]

Shad is a man of culture you know.

[@Sp33LzZz]

The chair execution was brutal, and I loved every second of it

[@DracoNeo1]

In spain we call that "tahalí", if come from the shoulder to the hip, and "talabarte", if is a belt around the hips. Well known and used by historical enthusiast. (Also, i must say, good job with the novel. Shadow of a Conqueror was a great journey)

[@marchantofcabbage3517]

Your book was great shad but am kind of disappointed everyone is not walking around with studded leather armor 0/10

[@lazulenoc6863]

He's wearing brigandine.

[@chemputer]

WHERE IS MY STUDDED LEATHER?! (Wife: The bedroom, honey) Oh.

[@demonking86420]

Brigandine

[@chemputer]

@@demonking86420 I'm fairly sure that was the joke.

[@Ashpkfmdmdmdmd]

@@lazulenoc6863 is brigande actually name as studded armor in video game?

[@afinoxi]

Such a wise way of sitting. I'm enlightened. Thank you , Lord Shad.

[@shadfacts6465]

Shad Fact: Shad will not eat Herring fish out of respect for his fellow named Shad.

[@temukaxd2037]

We need more facts

[@theprophetofshad1960]

Shad Facts Herring are the most holiest of fish.

[@brodyspafford4979]

hi shad i noticed you didnt mention your book much this vid thx cuz if you mention it to much it gets annoying the book was great tho

[@benthomason3307]

I don't get it. is there a fish called a shad that I've never heard of until now?

[@SvendleBerries]

"His fellow named Shad"? Is that a euphemism for his penis?

[@postaled]

'This is a chair.' One of the many things this channel has taught me.

[@pablovalencia829]

I'm now going to demonstrate how to sit. For science, glory and thy entertainment!

[@5daboz]

That would be an OP episode. He is not even wearing a dress.

[@BruceArtwick]

THY entertainment. Excuse me :)

[@pablovalencia829]

@@BruceArtwick Yes, thank you. I don't speak english very well and was hoping to be corrected :B

[@KairuHakubi]

and because it *feels good man*

[@respecthalo2963]

Love how you are always willing to correct yourself even when your only kinda wrong mad respect to people who admit they are wrong rather than doubling down

[@gildedhunter5119]

3:29 the most epic sitting explanation ever

[@robertshell4176]

Sir Chad of the Brooks, (second best archer in the family), single handedly puts down the Chair Rebellion. Cir. 2020

[@Adam-hs9ft]

I saw this and was like sword frog? And deadass pictured a frog with a crusader helmet and a longsword

[@ferdinandvonschill4512]

In German we call it "Gehänge", which is also a word for male privat parts.

[@NickZan_Ziram]

"Even works for really BIG swords!" Is the greatest Shad quote ever.

[@thecodster1106]

This is also when the pauldron started coming loose

[@razor-wing-1582]

I love how humble this dude can be especially when/if hes wrong about things

[@phoenixkingtheo]

Your skill in sitting, and especially sitting with a sword are legendary!! I was taking notes throughout the entire scene! Now I will be able to sit, and sit with a sword!!!

[@repositoryforresponses4131]

Me: sees a new upload by Shad Shad: Today we'll be talking about ***sword frogs*** Me, an uneducated peasant: *wot*

[@armorfrogentertainment]

Me. I'm a sword frog.

[@Smo1k]

Reading Bernard Cornwell, there's spear-danes and axe-danes, so OF COURSE there must be sword frogs. QED.

[@IPostSwords]

On the topic of historic scabbard suspension, I have recently become familiar with "bollock pouches", which are used both for storage and to suspend bollock daggers. There are some excellent paintings of them being worn.

[@IPostSwords]

bookandsword.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/Les_Tr%C3%A8s_Riches_Heures_du_duc_de_Berry_Janvier_knife_carriage.jpg

[@TheOrkneyFaction]

Bollock pouch? Sounds like another word for cod piece.

[@connorpickens7523]

So you're telling me Vamp's overtly sexual dick knife is historically accurate? Genius Kojimbo.

[@LuckySketches]

You know, after seeing the ballock dagger I'm not really even surprised anymore.

[@dogmaticpyrrhonist543]

Yep, now all we need is flouro bollock dagger handles, two colour of course

[@MandaloreTheReclaimer]

Thanks for teaching how to sit properly shad, I was really struggling before.

[@alexhooi7268]

"bend thy knees....." *Daenerys has entered the chat*

[@Greideren]

4:15 "Here in Shadiversity we do not condone chair abuse. We do however find it hilarious"

[@Mister_Tac0]

3:34 Sitting 100

[@hussainqureshi9933]

Shad , that beard adds to your look and the brigandine armor looks so great on you. I seriously think someone should make screensavers of you sitting down and looking down because it could probably be edited to look like some amazing medieval cover like Kingdom Come Deliverance.

[@Caercutta30]

How could i not click on a video with Sword Frog in the title.

[@tdugong]

...and so, Shad slept amongst his beloved machiolations this day for the sin of blaming his lady love Press F for the poor sod.

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Loved the Skyrim quote I actually have heard that very line several times for the past 2 weeks 😸. Also I think I hear my sword croaking 😸

[@puckingfickles]

Watching Shad grow over the past few years has been amazing. From just being more lively, building the castle background, to getting a novel published, to purchasing land to make his dreams come true. It's amazing, and quite heartwarming to he honest

[@glenparker20]

holy shit that beard got fierce

[@asagaetis]

So if it is really called a Sword Carriage, and Shad is the entity that is moving the carriage, does that make Shad a Sword Horse?

[@stopsign1626]

A Sword Donkey? A Sword Mule?.. *A Sword Ass?*

[@richardlionerheart1945]

They're cheaper then other sword suspensions so i'm calling it historical if anyone asks

[@motocross_cooper]

*SHAD* *OF* *HOUSE* *BROOKS* is He....The One Prophesied about, The Great and Honorable One whom shall removeth thy *LARP* *SWORD* which Hath been Stuck in thy Sword Carriage....... So when all masses were done all the lords (KZbin viewers) went to behold the *SWORD* *CARRIAGE* and the *LARP* *SWORD* Stuck within thy carriage. And when they saw the scripture (KZbin video) some assayed (trolled the comments bellow), such as would have been king. But none might stir the *LARP* *SWORD* nor move it. He is not here, said the Archbishop (KZbin Trolls), that shall achieve the *LARP* *SWORD* but doubt not God will make him.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

His name was Glenn. He went from being an outcast squire to slaying Magus, avenging his knight Cyrus, restoring honor, and PRETTY sure he pulled a Lancelot on Queen Leene.

[@procow2274]

🧐 man of culture I see

[@maxxcreese9911]

Hells yeah!

[@DeathBringer769]

First thing I thought of when I saw the title was the sword-wielding Frog (Glenn) character from Chrono Trigger as well, lol ;)

[@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij]

He only “pulled a Lancelot” on Leene in one ending where Marle freaks out that she and her family are all part frog because of Glenn doing some stuff with the queen.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

@@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij I don't think that's the only time he rang Leene's Bell.

[@jass9571]

Why do I enjoy these random overly detailed videos so much...because your passion is infectious !

[@AJZulu]

That Skyrim bit was hilarious.

[@ShadowGaming-ft4fh]

Shad haven’t seen your videos for a while, and it’s good to say you’re looking a lot better nowadays

[@dupayasha8531]

idk why but the way you said "big swords" 6:13 made me laugh and think about your prior video with your brothers and all the "shaft" jokes

[@BoarLord]

Shad's videos are slowly adapting to meme culture and it's absolutely splendid

[@theprophetofshad1960]

Scientists theorise that if Shad would leave his chest bare his skin would reflect so much sunlight global cooling would set in.

[@theprophetofshad1960]

Thank you my lord I’ll keep spreading your legend.

[@alexiberthe2574]

No chairs were mistreated is this vide... Shad : YEET

[@felipeguidolin1055]

I ca't believe Asher's brother started a KZbin channel! Can't wait to see some archery videos staring the 2nd best archer in the family!

[@stopitali8811]

you’ve really enhanced my love for medieval weaponry and armor, especially your brigandine

[@infinitylord4187]

You should make a Dark Souls 3 armor and weapons video

[@Ioannisjulestz]

You're have taste for games,Young Ashen one

[@Jun1perDreams]

Londor is pleased with your suggestion, our honorable Lord. 🖤

[@JT044-iz1cv]

And a video on Bloodborne trick weapons

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

@@JT044-iz1cv I love bloodborne, just recently finished it 100% + DLC :D

[@theguy3851]

We've been asking for YEARS. (Haven't we?)

[@Kagrynac]

I see you Shad, rockin that professional entrance with the slight zoom.

[@codemonster8443]

8:37 transition between these two scene is where Shad's pouldron goes loose.

[@HapaxLegomenon12]

7:46 is where you see the arm movement that initially loosens it.

[@connorpickens7523]

The chair came back at him. Easily enough dispatched given his lack of limbs, but he got a good swing in there.

[@cxx23]

Shad, it's been awhile and I've been catching up. You look GREAT, man! I'm so glad things are going well for you. Much love and respect to you.

[@witchBoi_Connor]

4:07 I legitimately laughed out loud at this, and then immediately after shared it with friends

[@gideonbrown9777]

The camera following the stormcloak chair absolutely sent me, in fact, it sent me further than the chair!

[@MrTigershark11]

4:11 jokes aside, I was not expecting that throw, how much force concentred in a foot what the hell

[@arminiuschieftainofthecher2780]

Shad revealing 0.00001% of his true power.

[@bobbyjankins3796]

Thanks for going step by step for the sitting demonstration shad most people tend to rush through that

[@tomasavendanozacarias5205]

chair: "my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?" shads ancestors that were proffesional chair kickers: :)

[@lauriallantorni3761]

This kind of honesty is something really good about you.

[@gabriel.cercal]

Shad: *Yeets the chair* Me: *spit out my coffee*

[@Zand3rParkour]

Also was totally not expecting the cameo on Kyle Hill's video today

[@not-a-theist8251]

I have never seen someone sitting so beautifully

[@wolfiemac32]

Not to sound too silly, but can I just say how nice and reassuring it is to see you walking around so freely now? Not only does your book seem to be doing well, but you yourself seem to be as well. Keep up the content 🖤

[@lasiace]

Title: Are medieval SWORD FROGS historical? Me, who played chrono trigger: Well of course they were. That's his time period.

[@maverickwilliams1937]

Could you talk about what an anti-dragon castle would look like? It would help me out a lot and I personally think it would make an awesome video. Thanks, love your videos! Keep up the good work

[@joejoelesh1197]

The PROPER technique for sitting a chair when wearing a sword is known as "the Riker technique".

[@KairuHakubi]

maneuver*

[@naphackDT]

Oh yeah, the Riker maneuver always works... For chairs up to a certain size.

[@Headhunter89LF]

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[@Wet_Deer]

I just looked it up and it looks like Riker mounts the chair rather than sitting on it

[@xtremetuberVII]

This channel and its participants are an exact summation of the proper usage of the sum of almost all Human knowledge being at one's fingertips. I mean that as seriously as I can sound! Educational, wholesome, and, most of all, humble.

[@amirhosseinmaghsoodi388]

That was a good ending really makes me think how great Shadow of the Conqueror will be

[@heideknight9122]

Can't get over how awesome the new armor is. And the castle. And the beard. Thanks for the info!

[@jonathanwarchild]

Dammit now I want to replay Skyrim. Love the memes Chad!

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

Drem Yol Lok, Dovahkiin...

[@scottcody91]

Found this channel form a kingdom come video. Now I can't stop watching. Enjoying the content keep it up man

[@b3n2112]

This was a really great episode of Sitiversity

[@DaShikuXI]

The more i see your armor the more i think it actually looks amazing.

[@reddog7888]

Glenn of Chrono Trigger fame: Am I a joke to you?

[@graywolfdracon]

Glenn is an absolute legend.

[@armorfrogentertainment]

@@graywolfdracon uncle Glenn is G.O.A.T.

[@jjbb84x]

This is the comment I was looking for!

[@hitandruncommentor]

Thank you Shad. Thank you for being a good, honest person and correcting yourself when you are wrong. Much respect.

[@frozenbrain2033]

4:12 I didn’t see that one coming, I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@kce6960]

i appreciate that when shad is wrong or even miss speaks he goes back and admits and explains to those who didnt know it was incorrect... thank you sir

[@eidolonphoenix3503]

Therapist: "Shad with overgrown side-burns and fur-trapper beard can't hurt you." Shad with overgrown side-burns and fur-trapper beard:

[@James-fh7kb]

Always happy to see Shad videos, and good to see you are doing better.

[@shawnwolf5961]

"IT'S ALL HER FAULT!!!" 2 seconds later "could you come and retie it for me!" Reminds me of when I do that with my wife--blame her, then ask her for something :'D

[@darthrevan2723]

That Skyrim reference really got me. Good job.

[@dallascraft3877]

I would love to see you analyze modern hunting bows. And if they can be made in medieval times

[@dallascraft3877]

Analyzing modern crossbows would be cool to

[@Bonzaininja]

Saw your cross over with Kyle Hill, as soon as the video started I thought "Would love to see Shad weigh in on this" Then you appeared! Love how to of my favorite KZbinrs worked together

[@the7saviors276]

I find the lack of Chrono Trigger references in the comments disturbing. I mean come on, if we're talking about medieval sword frogs there's only one thing that comes to mind, at least in my mind.

[@ShibsKensei]

Right?! No mention of the mighty, Glenn!

[@superbear4227]

I thought the same thing! :D

[@reddog7888]

lol np

[@JackOBlades0801]

Frog has the best theme as well.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

His theme blared in my head the second I read the notification.

[@themadscientest]

You have a very understanding wife, and her understanding of armor and how to get you into and out of all the various types I've seen in your videos must be immense.

[@Zand3rParkour]

Can we start bringing Gambeson+Brigandine with sword wear back into normal fashion? Damn that looks good.

[@masonwadd3096]

When I get out of the house, my wardrobe will be shirts, pants, and cloaks. I'm also trying to make a everyday armor set, combat ready armor set, and Oh baby come hither armor set.

[@kenichiotaku3693]

1:00 I respect people who can easily make that admission when and where it's due. One would be surprised at how that's not as common a thing as it should be. As Aron Ra says "I'd rather suffer the momentary embarrassment of being proven wrong, than to remain wrong and never know it."

[@draketungsten74]

Every time I hear Shad say scabbard, I think, "but Shabbards are much cooler." Also he has to demonstrate how to sit because swords, that's why!

[@lf8288]

Loved the Skyrim reference.It's so cool you're doing these videos with so much humor and jokes while keeping it accurate 👍love it ❤️

[@Someone-sq8im]

Shad, please stop clickbaiting me. I was expecting a video on frogs, not frogs.

[@terrorbilly3367]

good to know i just got back from my longsword training today and shad made a new video

[@kerbonaut2059]

Yeah right, the seat made _entirely of swords_ can't be sat on with a sword.

[@michaelyoung7261]

Around 8:40 is the transition from where the pauldron is not loose, to loose and starting to flop around and it just gets worse from there. However, I didn’t notice it until Shad the Mighty pointed it out. Mrs. Shad, thank you for taking such great care of our friend!

[@maxb3248]

Gotta love the Skyrim reference

[@Rikimaru0523]

You are definitely more active and animated in your videos since the surgery. Good to see.