"This side kills poor people, and this other side is for rich people!"
@Drejzer3 жыл бұрын
Actually, both are for people. Its just that some of them are less vulnerable to one than the other.
@zeusadolphus16383 жыл бұрын
@@Drejzer No, poor people and rich people is better
@akaniotevanos98613 жыл бұрын
Fekkin' legend XD
@eduardopipinel3 жыл бұрын
So, does it make this weapon a "Death distribution tool", which makes death more fairly accessible to people? 🤔
@cumunist21203 жыл бұрын
and the front is for when you want to kill poor peoples horses i imagine
@Blackferret663 жыл бұрын
"Do you want a spear, a hammer, or a horseman's pick?" "Yes."
@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen3 жыл бұрын
*slaps stick* "This bad boy can fit so many weapons on it"
@lightnaught66383 жыл бұрын
@@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen its Modular only downside is that you can only add more.
@Drag7on3 жыл бұрын
I want all that. 🤣
@roberthill55493 жыл бұрын
*"Let me show you it's features!!! Hahahaha!"*
@cronoz-sensei42593 жыл бұрын
More like "que".
@ItsDaKoolaidDude3 жыл бұрын
"everywhere is death!" Medieval blacksmith: "exactly how I designed it to be!"
@scratchy9963 жыл бұрын
Since Shad built himself a castle he suddenly has friends. I guess it pays off to ally yourself with the most powerful man in the land.
@jamestipton78723 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the dudes that eat at the denny's before evey LARP battle in role models.
@bayoubilly51763 жыл бұрын
@@jamestipton7872 A wonderfully beautiful woman who I would never have thought even enjoyed larping let alone fantasy novels dragged me to a couple , that every time I see that scene I get flashbacks...(I knew she was special when I told her she reminded me of an elf (long b4 lotr was a movie). She responded ... Kebler? With a death stare ... ."no , no more silvanesti" she responds to that" well better than kagonesti" asked her out right there in the middle of class... Teacher was not pleased... She said yes... I was... Than she dragged me to thoooose!
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
LOL, hilarious comment.
@odiumspariah14693 жыл бұрын
It is because he is Ta'veren.
@ShidenByakko3 жыл бұрын
If you build it, they will come! I was wondering if anyone would've thought of that!;):D
@zvonimirtomac78963 жыл бұрын
How this weapon came about Noble: Blacksmith, I need a spear, a warhammer, a scythe, and mace. *Some time later* Noble: I DIDN'T SAY AT THE SAME TIME!
@SeismicHammer3 жыл бұрын
After a few minutes: Noble: You know what? This actually might just work!
@seamonster70813 жыл бұрын
Blacksmith: yeah but isn’t this better
@BHuang923 жыл бұрын
Blacksmith: What do you want sir? A spear, a warhammer, a scythe or a mace? Noble: *Yes*
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
"You know what ? I kinda like it."
@zvonimirtomac78963 жыл бұрын
Come on guys, even if the noble saw the weapon's value he would be like Noble: Well... since I already paid for it, might as well keep it. But I still want my proper order.
@Javlin953 жыл бұрын
Shad just confirmed that Dracula's castle teleport from Castlevania is just him changing his VPN settings.
@The_Rising_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
It isn't?
@Gacho393 жыл бұрын
@@The_Rising_Dragon i think you missed the joke mate
@KrazyKyle-ij9vb3 жыл бұрын
"Time to watch The Office US" *teleports*
@MinhNguyen-yo7wi3 жыл бұрын
@@Gacho39 i think you missed the joke mate
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
"My armour can hold up against any blade !" *"Block this you filthy casual."*
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear shi
@cesarcamacho67423 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku YOU!!!!!!!
@seamonster70813 жыл бұрын
“I will continue to block your attack hahaha” BLOCK THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku "I'm the most famous man on KZbin" lmao you're saying this with 31.5k subs on the comment section of a channel with *1.15 million* subs
@photosyntheticzee99153 жыл бұрын
@@afinoxi he is the most famous
@jasonphillips89333 жыл бұрын
Armour: "No blade can penetrate me!" Bec De Corbin: "I am no blade!"
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
The announcer to the boxing match: woah! Woah! I’m sure that’s not what he meant,
@Dragon18133 жыл бұрын
Despair thy charm and let the angel whom thou still hast served tell thee, Bec De Corbin is a hammer and spike!
@codiserville5933 жыл бұрын
Good one
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe46813 жыл бұрын
Eowyn vs Witchking?
@jasonphillips89333 жыл бұрын
@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 That's the one. Tho there's a similar line in Macbeth iirc
@AposineYT3 жыл бұрын
"I wield the legendary katana, a mighty blade forged only by the most masterful of weaponsmiths using skills perfected over centuries." "Well I have a really long stick with a bunch of sharp shit on one end."
@splitsong73683 жыл бұрын
Stick with pointy shit wins.
@splitsong73683 жыл бұрын
@@jellomaster5629 I will do you one better. European sword staff.
@ethancollins45933 жыл бұрын
You must be new to Shadiversity
@regalblade81713 жыл бұрын
"Takes out saw with big holes"(IRL Swordbreaker, no it's not a FE Axe it's a dagger with a side meant to catch blades and break their poor quality metal like sticks)
@kielbasamage3 жыл бұрын
Both of these spark joy.
@sergeysmirnov10623 жыл бұрын
Historians trying to define the differences between a bec de corbin, warhammer, poleaxe, halberd, Lucerne hammer, etc.: Medieval soldiers: Haha, enemy skull go crack
@MrDmitriRavenoff3 жыл бұрын
Smashy smashy!
@Ishlacorrin3 жыл бұрын
Hulk: Smash!
@Ontarianmm3 жыл бұрын
The interesting part is all the ways we tried to improve smashing each other's skulls.
@wwyd4akb3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Lucerne hammer, I think Margarine Mallet.
@Atzy3 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can see a crows beak as a short lucerne hammer... and vise versa, so it's all semantics
@davepowers31943 жыл бұрын
Birth of the crow’s beak according to historians (no citations): Medieval knight: “Blacksmith, I would like you to transform the concept of “f*** you!” into a weapon.” Blacksmith; “I got you, fam.”
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@Kremit_the_Forg3 жыл бұрын
Customer: "Sooo.... I want to stab that guy..." Smith: "Alright, okey, we can do that. So a dagger? You know, get in the gaps and-" C: "Nonono noooo... I want to stab him through(!) his armour.." S: "Uhm.. okey.. but.." C: "You know those knights, with their shiny armour, feeling soooo invincible?" S: "Well yes, thats kinda the thing about ar-" C: "I want a big ass spike on top of a pole, a hammer on one side and another spike on the other side of the hammer! Oh and little spikes on the sides left and right! I want to swing at them with my big 'f**k-you-stick' and laugh, while they piss their armour!" S: "..." C: "Oh and... say... can you make one spike look like a middlefinger?"
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
@@Kremit_the_Forg glorious
@osprey47303 жыл бұрын
@@Kremit_the_Forg a PM seymour disciple, I presume?
@tylerdurden5122 Жыл бұрын
The Australian translation of bec-de-Corbin is roughly “get this up ya princess!!” Citation needed….
@IHateUniqueUsernames3 жыл бұрын
That moment when the French dude says "come at me with your bec de corbin" and Google auto-translates it as "come at me with your practical bear". Surely, Shad, that is a far, far more terrifying weapon.
@personman87343 жыл бұрын
Brothers we no longer poke the bear with the stick . The bear is the stick
@lordofshades98523 жыл бұрын
*the actual bear that loaded artillery with Polish soldiers in ww2*
@jamesmerkel19323 жыл бұрын
So we've upgraded our trebuchet to launch bears instead of cows? I approve!
@spxzzo3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmerkel1932 just wait until you find out about hedgehogs…
@ВикторФирсов-е9ф3 жыл бұрын
Oh, those russians...
@koalawithchaingun533 жыл бұрын
Honestly every polearm is criminally underappreciated. Imagine if in every modern war movie all the soldiers only carried handguns and smgs.
@metro26733 жыл бұрын
I don't think most people understand just how much more power something like a polearm will generate. Not something you want to get hit by even with advanced armor.
@Kowalski0893 жыл бұрын
That is a remarkably good way to put it.
@fan97753 жыл бұрын
So like WW2 movies?
@Santisima_Trinidad3 жыл бұрын
@@fan9775 in fairness, a lot of those do have people carrying standard rifle's. And you get the occasion sniper.
@Kowalski0893 жыл бұрын
@@Santisima_Trinidad What's really missing from WW2 movies is the high prevalence of grenades and mortars
@jacobbreakerofsky89743 жыл бұрын
The holy grail reference going into a VPN sponsor is amazing
@IHateUniqueUsernames3 жыл бұрын
This is how you do sponsor!
@randomguyontheinternet43683 жыл бұрын
"Virtual Private" Castle wow
@chsbob93 жыл бұрын
It is truly the pinnacle of advertising
@jankriz91993 жыл бұрын
Praise the sun bro, time for crab
@emeraldeyez59753 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking into Shad’s house, ready to rob him, only to see him standing in his living room armed with that in a set of armor. Terrifying sight.
@galadballcrusher81823 жыл бұрын
that isn't the funny part.The funny part is looking at his weapon rack behind him and see allthe swords maces, his BIG STICK and the bec de corbin resting on arms reach while he is armored and looks at you down his heavy crossbow's front end ;)
@misterfox72103 жыл бұрын
@@galadballcrusher8182 " and that's when he realised, that he f#$%ed up."
@Urbaninjaq3 жыл бұрын
"Your princess is in another castle. Too bad you wont be leaving this one."
@VimyGlide3 жыл бұрын
"Greetings, I'm Shad. And in this episode of Underappreciated Historical Weapons, we're going to demonstrate why you should never bring a knife to a crow's beak fight."
@Procrastian3 жыл бұрын
Nah he'd just be in the middle of his living room looking at all his weapons yelling "Hold on, I don't know what to kill you with!"
@salara27483 жыл бұрын
That is by far the greatest NordVPN AD I’ve ever seen!
@markallen64333 жыл бұрын
How is this not getting more attention? Fucking epic. Liked and subscribed as soon as I realized what was going on at the first "virtual private castle." What a fucking Shad.
@BobT363 жыл бұрын
You need to go watch Internet Historian's :D
@salara27483 жыл бұрын
@@BobT36 which video is it?
@BobT363 жыл бұрын
@@salara2748 Ah m8 I linked them to you but it either got eaten by KZbin, or the channel. Poss too many links. Either ways yeah both IH and Flashgits are using the new style of "ad" (basically a funny skit rather than reading from the script). Glad to see Shad doing it too. Although goofy they can be pretty funny, and much more interesting than the old wannabe standard promo method. It actually makes you want to watch them. And heh, I bet the Frenchman will be turning up more often.
@TelsMaviston3 жыл бұрын
You haven't heard of the Nordverse over on Critical Role then. They have an entire, ongoing storyline involving a bunch of hackers fighting over control of the Ultra Codex, including dramatic betrayals, romance, and sudden twists. Also a guest appearance by Matthew Lillard.
@Heylon13133 жыл бұрын
You know the transition to the sponsor read is expertly made when the viewer can clearly tell what is coming but doesn't want to miss a second of it.
@konstellashon13643 жыл бұрын
Tried my best to keep my serious, bored face, but broke when he finally said vpn.
@ledlebrgr53803 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I didn't see it coming and I'm ashamed of myself for it
@Amonimus3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know
@codiserville5933 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@robinsonkaspar33953 жыл бұрын
It seems like the bill would be great to pull a shield out of the way, and the spike would immediately make a fellow wish his shield was still there. Swing past the shield, pull the shield down, thrust into a stranger’s sternum, repeat, and the shield line is gradually broken by a line of pikemen with crow’s beaks. What an unholy meat grinder the battlefield has always been.
@LTPottenger7 ай бұрын
And pulling people off a horse with the hook. I would think it was like a billhook for rich people where it was mostly used like a hammer but could also set against a charge if you are on foot or pull down a horseman. Useful for basically everything.
@stormmchill13973 жыл бұрын
That virtual castle skit was HILARIOUS
@bass-dc91753 жыл бұрын
I was THIS sure that he would start to rant about how his mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.
@rosswalenciak37393 жыл бұрын
Yes, the smoothest sponsor transition I've ever seen.
@valhar20003 жыл бұрын
That was really good!
@Immopimmo3 жыл бұрын
I usually skip sponsor segments but the skit made me watch the whole thing. 👍
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
And that segway tho
@natehammar73533 жыл бұрын
The look on Shad’s face after hitting the printer and realizing his kids might run through the debris field barefoot... 😳🥺😖😣😔
@natehammar73533 жыл бұрын
“Crap!”
@earlofbroadst3 жыл бұрын
Boi's gonna be out vacuuming the backyard!
@s8theninjawarrior9163 жыл бұрын
"Ah... shit... my wife's gonna kill me..." is probably what was going on in his head 😂
@WhimsyCourier3 жыл бұрын
@@earlofbroadst LOL Yes!
@KairuHakubi3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna have a bigger cleanup on his hands after the big match against CGNU.
@j.jimenez75453 жыл бұрын
I like how shad unintentionally, shows how you can use a VPN to bully people without any consequences
@HiddenEvilStudios3 жыл бұрын
Based.
@arthas6402 жыл бұрын
I like VPN's but it pisses me off knowing that it's already become yet another tool for spammers and scammers to use on people and escape any repercussions.
@franciosdeaeruiu7555 Жыл бұрын
I mean if this isn't the primary reason you're getting a VPN, what exactly are you doing with your life?
@derrickstorm69765 ай бұрын
@@franciosdeaeruiu7555 not being completely pathetic lol
@shivam_k093 жыл бұрын
These Monty Python and the holy grail style skits in between are just wonderful mate
@uberXserial3 жыл бұрын
A very fine segue into the ad.
@Yukeake3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Saw the ad coming a mile away, but the skit beforehand was definitely fun.
@HrHaakon3 жыл бұрын
Isn't the first one from the three musketeers?
@Elementaro173 жыл бұрын
Agreed, could use a few more lapel mic's though or a good boom mic lol
@bryanthardin84813 жыл бұрын
@@uberXserial hau hau hau
@sternis13 жыл бұрын
Shads neighbours: "Honey, there's two of them now. And they're having a go at some old drawers"
@KnightofLondor3 жыл бұрын
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
@Ser-Lusacan3 жыл бұрын
@@KnightofLondor what do we do
@danny_decheeto83003 жыл бұрын
@@Ser-Lusacan call the cavalry
@Ser-Lusacan3 жыл бұрын
@@danny_decheeto8300 muster the rohirrim we ride for the shadlands
Kind of surprising this isn't more popular, too. A crow's beak is iconic, easily recognisable. You get a whole squad of knights named 'The Crow's Guard' and you have a strong image of them holding up that weapon like a flag. Also, the scene writes itself. "My liege, they're wearing plate armour. Our blades won't penetrate that." -"Lads! Let the crows watch the sky." And then they turn it to hammer instead, using the beaks as finishing blows... kinda like how crows or ravens eat corpses...
@bodyno31583 жыл бұрын
Simply because most artists know zero shit about nearly everything besides "looking good", and the arrogance they extracted from the ability of "looking good" can be cancerous, for them, mostly. When they scratch their head for "inspiration" for hours and days, the inspiration they need is actually laying everywhere, they just never ever bat an eye on it since it's not in the "looking good" segment of this world. The pursue on visual arts turned them blind.
@kamicaxd3216 Жыл бұрын
I WILL steal that for my next worldbuilding project, thank you cery much good sir and/or madame
@teathesilkwing7616 Жыл бұрын
Anything weapon allows a cool ass battle cry like “let the crows watch the sky” is automatically an amazing weapon
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
A character I really wish used a weapon like this is Corvus Corax from Warhammer 40,000. His name literally translates to Raven Raven. His legion, the Raven Guard, literally have helmets that look beaked. Too be fair in the setting he exists in. Corax is like 12 feet tall, wears armor that can shrug off tank rounds and uses a jet pack and lightning claws to fight so it’s not like he doesn’t have a badass loadout but still
@blackjacktrial Жыл бұрын
Or y'know, GRRMs Nights Watch are called crows for their black armor. Fighting wildlings, bladed weapons make sense. Fighting the walkers? Something that can crush bone and pierce deep into enemies to kill at a weak point? A Bec de Corbin is designed for that job.
@rambofan3343 жыл бұрын
You have officially made the most clever lead up to a sponsor I've ever seen.
@ablethreefourbravo3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't even mad!
@chyguy37763 жыл бұрын
Not trying to advertise or talk down Shad here, but Atun-shei films has a video titled “My opinion on the Confederate flag” and the ad lead up he had there was HYSTERICAL
@alexanderarmageddon14673 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I was impressed with that buildup.
@biblequotesdaily66183 жыл бұрын
every self respecting medieval history buff laughs at a good monty python bit
@josephradley31603 жыл бұрын
And even those with no self respect
@1mag1nat1vename3 жыл бұрын
That shill, tho... Perfection
@gwendolynerosehand543 жыл бұрын
@@1mag1nat1vename Agreed, haha-- That is how I want to see commercials: RELEVANCY TO OUR LIFESTYLE!
@TheVleckChannel3 жыл бұрын
Striding up to a duel with that: “I’ve come to ‘pick’ a fight.”
@Mazekial3 жыл бұрын
I think that enemy got “the point”.
@leonidasthunderlatte48003 жыл бұрын
Dad stop!
@rageauto12913 жыл бұрын
You don't make the best point. But if you hammer on it im sure you will get a break through
@Nen_niN3 жыл бұрын
@@Mazekial Gee, Archibald, do you think that enemy did or did not get the point?
@aristotlespupil1363 жыл бұрын
Shad's neighbour: there's a weird bee keeper... oh wait... he's armed and smashing furniture... while talking to himself
@deogthepoeg78723 жыл бұрын
Mud Crab you know they can film their parts separately and edit them together right?
@LadyBirdieBop3 жыл бұрын
“EVERYTHING IS DEATH!” needs to be a new Shad t-shirt
@styxspeedrun3 жыл бұрын
With a bec du corbin with 1 metric ton of arrows pointing to parts with text saying: death, heres death, also death, did i say this part is death too?, death here too, did i hear death?... And so on
@trixibankos81183 жыл бұрын
YES PLS I WANT THIS SHIRT
@Drag7on3 жыл бұрын
And somewhere with crows beak.
@DeusEversor3 жыл бұрын
@tsukinohime3 with a picture of Shads face when he speaks those words :D
@michagruzewski55923 жыл бұрын
Thats basicly Warhammer. Both weapon and universe.
@johnquiett10853 жыл бұрын
Ages ago, when I was in college I had a professor who said this was his favorite weapon. He posited that the hammer was the only intended striking end. The 'beak' and spike where just tools. Use the beak to take down horsemen. The spike for mercy when you had an opponent on the ground. Or tearing up doors and such with the beak and spike.
@stealthbrawler3 жыл бұрын
To be fair a soldier would see the killing potential this weapon has overall and its very likely a lot of people woulf get stabbed, hooked amd hammered whether they were horseman, soldier, door, or other. Armored individuals would probably get hammered or maybe spiked through a opening if it exists. Though shad discussed that already
@Merilirem3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Murder Stick. Definitely better than nun-chucks.
@carsonrush33523 жыл бұрын
I was drinking water when I saw your comment, and you almost shot that out of my nose. Well done.
@seanheath44923 жыл бұрын
Idunno. What if you're chucking the nun from Blues Brothers?
@vaughnjohnson87673 жыл бұрын
Yes. Absolutely murdering someone with that weapon from hell is definitely better than the ‘stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself’ weapon any day.
@russiancheems22752 жыл бұрын
Shad explains why bonk is good for 30 mins
@libertyprime2013 Жыл бұрын
How many nuns could a nun Chuck if it could Chuck would Chuck nuns?
@epicrotfl70173 жыл бұрын
I never knew the name of this weapon, but I always thought it was pretty cool. What’s even cooler is that the Frenchman plot line is still going, and the virtual private castle thing is the best promo I’ve ever seen.
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
Especially when you recognise the castle in the distant background.
@epicrotfl70173 жыл бұрын
@@haillobster7154 yeah, I saw it the first time he did it. The Shadiverity lore is really getting fleshed out.
@TheStarMachine20003 жыл бұрын
Shad: *Waves pointy whacking portion at own face* Also Shad: "Everything is Death!"
@minecraft28953 жыл бұрын
"Everywhere is death!" Will be the warcry of my Bec-De-Corbin wielding fighter in Pathfinder now, thanks Shad XD
@spook2333 жыл бұрын
My reenactment group trained with halberds, our main safety lesson was to NOT use the hook to pull behind the opponent's knee. It's super-effective for pulling a person down
@rainsmith44603 жыл бұрын
Seems also like hooking an opponents hands helmet or weapons would be very effective
@johanrunfeldt71743 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how Viking era Scandinavian children were taught to wrestle. They were told all the dirty tricks, and then the adult said: Never use these tricks, when you are wrestilng for sport. On the other hand, if you're grappling for life and death, you better use every one of them.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6393 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Virtual Private Castles absolutely, totally existed back then because Shad said so.
@trogdor87643 жыл бұрын
Shad: "This thing is so dangerous! Every side of it is death!" Also Shad: *Swings it around and gesticulates around the pointy ends constantly throughout the video*
@ClarkKulper3 жыл бұрын
Shad laughs at danger
@somerandomidiot90643 жыл бұрын
@@ClarkKulper nah, shad IS danger
@sfriedrice44453 жыл бұрын
These intros are just getting better and better. Im lovin then
@markbyrd77103 жыл бұрын
More like a dweeb...
@sanstheskeleton58063 жыл бұрын
Up top
@_Morph1ne_3 жыл бұрын
Historians: “Nooooo. I can’t decide if this weapon is a halberd, poleaxe, crow’s beak, 2 handed war pick, a long war hammer or a battle axe!!!!” Medieval soldiers: “killy stick”
@robertwildschwein72072 жыл бұрын
Sledgy🔨
@Mrhandismydad Жыл бұрын
Lucerne
@wombat4191 Жыл бұрын
Yeah probably. Swords were not really falchions, longswords, shortswords, messers, etc either. They were just swords. Some were big, some small, some one-handed, some two-handed, some straight, some curved, and so on, but they were swords. The classifications came later.
@BarsusDraco3 ай бұрын
Historians: "The head is too compex to be categorized!" Europeans back in the day: "Cool stick to kill rich bastard."
@grantpflum68443 жыл бұрын
"That's just not fair!" The reaction every spearman gets when he shows up to a swordfight!
@lennertvanherk79263 жыл бұрын
"You can call it whatever you want" Then I call it Jack, it will be my Jack hammer.
@jjkthebest3 жыл бұрын
Zis is not a Jack hammer. Zis is un Jaque hammeur
@Asertix3573 жыл бұрын
@@jjkthebest I don't know which one of you to boo harder right now.
@dinamosflams3 жыл бұрын
@@jjkthebest ohn-honhonhonhonhonhonhon…
@darkskyinwinter3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Medieval ages how could you miss this awesome name? The Crowberd! Noooo oh why isn't this historically accurate yet?!?
@jannemerilainen69883 жыл бұрын
@@darkskyinwinter i'm yoinking this. 😁 Thank you kindly, good man.
@andrewking61783 жыл бұрын
I could feel the moment when Shad smashed glass in his garden into a million pieces. Thought it makes me old but then I realised I´m watching guys messing about with swords in medival costumes and I feel 10 years younger again.
@connerhuntington60943 жыл бұрын
“I brought the katana” “Are you a weeb?” Brilliant
@Snowfireblues3 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand this culture of shitting on the katana, but waxing poetic about the other single-edged swords, such as the Sabre (be they straight or curved), the Scimitar, the Cleaver Falchion, the Messer and its variants (Lange Messer, Große Messer, etc...), the Chinese Dao, etc.... Many of these, as single-edged swords, either do effectively the same as the katana but look different (looking at the Messers), or sacrifice one or more aspects of the single-edged sword design to enhance other aspects (sacrificed length or cutting capacity to improve maneuverability, in the case of the curved sabres and scimitars. Sacrificed lightness/maneuverability, or thrusting capacity, to gain cutting capacity in the case of Cleaver Falchions and Dao). Yes, Katanas get insane praise, and in the same vein get insane hate. It's all a matter of trade-offs, but also availability of material and technology of the time when the weapon was designed. Why is the Katana still soo popular today despite there being supposedly objectively better options for a cutting sword? 1.It does it's job as a cutting sword well enough (yes there are better in raw cutting ability) 2. User Friendliness: It's design is conducive to the technique you're supposed to use, reason why you see soo many inexperienced users do surprisingly well with a katana as opposed other swords. 3.Ease of carry/living: its small handguard and relatively slim design makes it surprisingly easy to carry around when compared to similar swords. To give you an idea of just how much you were supposed to live with your sword, Iaido has a few katas that go over cases where you are drinking tea and have to draw your sword (which you don't have at hand) to defend yourself quickly. It is supposed to be a sword you take with you EVERYWHERE. 4.Ease of access: People are aware of them and their legend, as such it is easier to find sellers for them. 5. Looks: They look fantastic IMO. Is it the best? Depends on what you're looking for, but for raw battlefield viability, no. Modern viability? No. If anything the viability of any and all melee weapons as a whole in modern times is,rather moot. But if you were to ask me what would be the most viable single-bladed sword-like weapon in modern times is; I'd probably say that the common machete is up there (chainsaws don't count). Despite lacking a handguard and in most cases any and all thrusting capabilities; it more than makes up for it in toughness, ease of use, ease of repair, ease of purchase and cutting ability (thanks to it's weight distribution, reason why it is often used to chop wood when an axe is unavailable). The lack of handguard and otherwise defensive design choices are less relevant when most people don't carry swords nor know how to fight with them, therefore the ease of maintenance and cutting ability are more important, as you'll likely use it for chopping grass, branches, and wood, when not in the extremely rare case of fighting people to the death with it (and with it's cutting ability, any hit on an unarmored target is likely to result in a fatal wound if not a severed limb altogether). Is it the worst? It depends on what you're looking for, but again... no. It does everything well enough to be a serviceable weapon, but on that same vein it doesn't quite excel at anything in particular. End of the day, it comes down to preference, bc no one is dueling to the death with swords anymore.
@在下是50萬3 жыл бұрын
@Albert Fels katanas cut through machinegun barrels? People that make these claim watched too many anime
@RannonSi3 жыл бұрын
@@在下是50萬 Dunno, pretty sure I saw it happen on TMNT back in the days! ;)
@在下是50萬3 жыл бұрын
@@RannonSi TMNT is cartoon right, same as anime, fiction
@RannonSi3 жыл бұрын
@@在下是50萬 Not at all, it's American fiction, big difference! ;) Which I actually think might (depending on when it was done) be even more predisposed towards viewing Katanas as some kind of otherworldly weapon.
@Cru1283 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone: Has swords Shad: Has a Bec De Corbin Shad again: "Parry this you filthy casual!"
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
Me , pulling out my caestus : *Bring it*
@josephburchanowski46363 жыл бұрын
No need to parry when you can fly and breath fire. Behold the infamous question: *But what about Dragons?*
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Why parry when you can shield bash?
@danny_decheeto83003 жыл бұрын
@@TheKing-qz9wd a fellow conqueror main
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@@josephburchanowski4636 All dragons get a spear to the nape
@ModifyBankai3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Shad so happy to talk about a pickaxe.
@saurianwatcher44373 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the BEST VPN ad I have EVER seen, nicely done Shad.
@Ganliard3 жыл бұрын
One of the best I have seen indeed, almost as good as Jay Foreman's ads
@robertlewis69153 жыл бұрын
It's up there with Internet Historian, and equally on- brand.
@luzfire75233 жыл бұрын
The Billhook is just Baby's first Polearm, while the professionals order One of THESE
@maeton-gaming3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the My Little Squire starting pack
@luzfire75233 жыл бұрын
@@maeton-gaming The Premium edition includes a Billhook, a Shortsword and a pony, for your young Knights-to-be
@loma-ep7ne3 жыл бұрын
Men, I'm French, and that's fucking fun to hear you told "bec de Corbin" I love the way that you say it
@semperadiuvans3 жыл бұрын
That is the best ad integration I've ever seen Shad, you're not a sellout, you're an artist
@brainfat13 жыл бұрын
Linus Tech Tips has entered the chat
@tavasp3 жыл бұрын
Like his brother jazza
@LaggyKar3 жыл бұрын
And then there is Terrible Writing Advice
@jean-sebastienmatte23583 жыл бұрын
Shad seems to want to compete with Internet historian for that NordVPN cash.
@akaviral54763 жыл бұрын
The internet has given me a video about a medieval weapons called the Crow's Beak along with an international dispute between the Australians and the French. I love the Internet.
@mRibbons3 жыл бұрын
Corbin is my first name. The name itself means "a raven" and derives from the Latin word "corvus". I didn't know about it's usage in French or it being a badass weapon. Pretty cool. Thanks Shad!
@teathesilkwing7616 Жыл бұрын
I thought you said “goblin” and was really confused why your parents would hate you so much
@Zazu13373 жыл бұрын
I am German and I still shivered every time he said "Corbin". If there is a language called Antifrench I'm sure Shad is fluent in it.
@rizzaiilecheum96553 жыл бұрын
I'm french and it's super effective against me
@kmech3rd3 жыл бұрын
Bec de Corbyn is what I kept hearing... A left wing MP's weaponized nose.
@azchris19793 жыл бұрын
Care to enlighten us?
@thossi093 жыл бұрын
@@azchris1979 "corbin" in French sounds more like "corban". I think. What do I know, though, I'm not French and only had French for two years at school I graduated from in 1999, and haven't used since. Also, since I'm not a native English speaker/writer either, my attempt to write it phonetically could be even further off for any native English speakers/readers.
@TheRockyRacoon923 жыл бұрын
@@thossi09 It's old French ( in morden french we say "corbeau"), but if it's supposed to sound like it is written it should be corb-[ɛ̃] , no english words with that sound come to my mind, but in french, it's the same sound as in "un","pain","main","chien".
@kamikaze55283 жыл бұрын
"You can call it whatever you like!" Ok, I'll call it George.
@LordArchadeas3 жыл бұрын
The Bec De Corbin was a sort of precursor to the Lucerne hammer(Which I personally love). Yes, the spike was more widely used, but it was used against lighter armored targets(gambeson, mail, even some segmented armors) as well as mounted soldiers, to drag them down, similar to the bill hook, where the hammer section was used against plate, shields, and skulls. The top spike is obvious in its use as a thrusting weapon and sometimes for bracing against cavalry if the shaft was long enough, though spears and pikes were far better for this, primarily winged or partisan spears(bracing had a high chance of breaking the shaft). The main benefit of the Lucerne hammer over the Crows beak is that the lucerne's pronged hammer head was primarily for defeating helmets, catching and damaging plate armor, and to lighten the head to make a more agile pole weapon. I am no expert, but I appreciate the great historical pole hammers.
@pater60283 жыл бұрын
I love the whole “virtual private castle” story just for an sponsorship.
@hatalmas3 жыл бұрын
Best executed vpn sponsor spot i've seen so far :)
@pater60283 жыл бұрын
@@hatalmas tru
@grzegorzdomagala99293 жыл бұрын
i bet somebody will call his product that shortly - the phrase is too good to ignore...
@connerhuntington60943 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a “Medieval Myth Busters” where Shad just breaks things with various medieval weaponry
@captainmaim3 жыл бұрын
Historical European Furniture Busters?
@Robert_Rankin3 жыл бұрын
YEESSS!!!!
@WolfMimirMori3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a funny sponsor bit. So few actually bother to make a skit out of it and just read out what they need from said sponsor. Kudos!
@ryanbagley32933 жыл бұрын
This has the best VPN commercial skit I’ve ever seen holy crap
@edwhite70783 жыл бұрын
Oh check out the internet historian. Apparently those southern sea content creators really make great ad reads
@PennTankerGuy3 жыл бұрын
"I'd like a hammer!" "Well I want a giant spike!" "Por que no los dos?"
@evilbob8403 жыл бұрын
Of course the third line is said by an adorable little girl.
@s.sradon97823 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 what reference is this?
@evilbob8403 жыл бұрын
@@s.sradon9782 I think my reply got deleted, probably for including a KZbin link. It is from an old TV commercial for Old El Paso. Google "old el paso porque no los dos" to see it.
@s.sradon97823 жыл бұрын
@@evilbob840 oh
@concept56312 жыл бұрын
@@s.sradon9782 Michael Reeves?
@feekygucker26783 жыл бұрын
I’m a little amazed you haven’t covered this one until now. It’s a gruesomely effective tool of war.
@angryginger7913 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure we argue about these names and definitions much more today than they ever did back when these weapons were used.
@Riceball013 жыл бұрын
Which makes me wonder what they were called back in their day. We know that various kinds of swords were commonly just called a sword but what did they call these various pole arms since (I'm assuming) many of these were used at the same time.
@VoresD3 жыл бұрын
@@Riceball01 Considering now days most use "Gun" or if they are feeling particularly specific "Rifle" and "Pistol" I'm not holding my breath for anything fancy
@MrPepepe6663 жыл бұрын
@@VoresD Yea. exactly. Like "give me the gun, Tommy!" -"Oh, you mean the Revolver?" *Gunshot in the head
@seineemilenz26773 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine they orderd: "a long shaft, spike on top, hammer on one side, beak on the other." "Like the one Tommy has?" "Yeah... plus a rondellguard."
@cerabraladventures3 жыл бұрын
Shad Fact: Shad round house kicked the Evergreen ship to get it moving again. #facts
@spyrofrost91583 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have happened if they had machicolations on the ship
@cerabraladventures3 жыл бұрын
@@spyrofrost9158 very true... MACHICOLAAAAAAAATTTIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNSSAH
@derrulor7 ай бұрын
Algorithm works again, I've subscribed to this channel for a long time and now I've been suggested this 3 year old video. All the best and don't give up
@Solidfact423 жыл бұрын
"Everywhere is death!" My current favorite Shad quote.
@wolframschoninger39533 жыл бұрын
Shad: "EVERYWHERE IS DEATH!" Me: Hm sounds a lot like Australia...
@Zand3rParkour3 жыл бұрын
Also, while we're talking about under appreciated polearms, can we get a video on the Bardiche? Don't recall you ever covering it.
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
"Thats just unfair !" -English soldier before getting his head split open , Battle of Agincourt , colourised.
@josiahricafrente5853 жыл бұрын
Agincourt was an English win, though.
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
@@josiahricafrente585 I mean the weapon's name is French and the battle that my mind defaults to when someone says French vs English is Agincourt lol Though , then again , both sides lost soldiers. English didn't walk off without casualties.
@archlorddestin3 жыл бұрын
Considering how few English died at Agincourt, probably not.
@josiahricafrente5853 жыл бұрын
@@afinoxi that’s very true.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
A lot of people are sore losers when they are in a battle.
@EliteWarrior10263 жыл бұрын
Me, who's obsessed with fantasy Dwarves: "Write that Down! Write that Down!" Seriously though. Dwarves and war hammers are iconic, plus it's got a good bit of reach to make up for their shorter limbs! I feel Dwarves would appreciate a versatile weapon with so many options when it comes to killing their foes. Same for poleaxes.
@forlornfoe3 жыл бұрын
I would absolutely love to see dwarves depicted with hammers like this instead of the stupid stubby mallets and oversized sledgehammers. Being master smiths I'm sure they would make different tools for war.
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe46813 жыл бұрын
@@forlornfoe A lot of depictions are made into miniatures and there has to be a certain look to them a small but round dwarf would look comical with a realistic size weapon and one with bec de corbin would look like a man-at-arms rather than the viking style expected of them. I think you would feel conflicted or even disappointed especially with the nonmatching weapons and armor.
@forlornfoe3 жыл бұрын
@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 Disagreed on dwarves looking comical with proper polearms, of course the weapons should be made to fit their shorter height but pretty sure a dwarf pike wall or halberdiers would be scary as hell. Their short stature but heavy build might actually help with polearm handling, low point of balance and plenty of arm strength. Viking-style dwarves? Never thought of them that way, vikings used a lot of spears and bows, but no heavy armour or warhammers. I always considered dwarves late medieval - early renaissance since they have metal shields, advanced armour and crossbows (plus gunpowder). Sure they got the slayer/berserker trope of half-naked all offensive maniacs but those were rare even amongst vikings.
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe46813 жыл бұрын
@@forlornfoe Yes, thats why I referred to you thinking that way if you saw an actual model or picture. Your arguments are valid, just not hitting the nail here.
@forlornfoe3 жыл бұрын
@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 I suppose we have very different sense of aesthetics then, but would not be the first time I miss all the nails. I have actually drawn dwarves with polearms and played games like Dragon's Dogma & Dragon Age as a zweihander dwarf.
@TheWhiskyDelta3 жыл бұрын
Random commentary: Shorter hafts seem to be associated with more armour and vice versa. The biggest halberd users, the swiss, often lacked significant armour likely resulting in longer haft length, while poleaxes would be used more by fully armoured man-at-arms favouring the more controllable shorter handle. By and large most accounts I can find seem to suggest that hooks on weapons (even when simply straight spikes) tended be used as exactly that first as a way to either get enemies to ground or pull riders from horses etc. rather then to actually injure or kill. It's worth noting they seem to have become very popular on weapons only really after plate started to become common (despite not being a great choice to injure plate), likely because such knights were sufficiently durable that getting them to ground was needed before killing was really viable (or at least was a better choice). In a similar vein the end spikes seem to originate for the sake of driving into an opponent on the ground moreso then for use as a spear, before polearms were popular many infantry carried a small club with a spike on the end which would be used specifically for this purpose. As with a hook the poor effectivness vs plate makes direct spear-usage a sub-par choice.
@Khaim.m3 жыл бұрын
I mean it does seem that the less armor I have, the more I want to keep enemies away from me. So that checks out. Very good points about hooks and spikes. Honestly with how easily Shad's weapon got stuck in things, I have to wonder if it was ever used like that, or if it was just a flatter version of hook.
@octogaming38153 жыл бұрын
Shad lets out a villainous laugh while holding spiky weapon Me: what have we done?
@Lloyd_Montecillo3 жыл бұрын
Shad: "Muhohohohoo... No resistance at all..." We have two options: Swear loyalty to the King-to-be Shad or fuel the fires of rebellion. I for one welcome our new overlord.
@Krahazik3 жыл бұрын
@@Lloyd_Montecillo Now you just need to move to Shadlands and get to work on his new castles.
@トーキ-g8v3 жыл бұрын
“What if I ask a blacksmith to make the murder stroke into a weapon?”
@SpeargrassForge3 жыл бұрын
We would ask WHICH murder stroke weapon.?
@トーキ-g8v3 жыл бұрын
@@SpeargrassForge Knight: Yes.
@nerrickk90243 жыл бұрын
I thought a rondel was a dagger, so imagine my surprise when I realized it was called that because of its circular crossguard / pommel.
@NoPantsBaby3 жыл бұрын
I think it's very funny that Shad somehow got his own band of merrymen together.
@gingermcgingin17333 жыл бұрын
If someone offers me a kite shield, full suite of plate armour, a longsword & my choice of polearm for joining him, I'm very likely to take him up on his offer.
@SauroLab3 жыл бұрын
Ok, that was probably the best Segway into a sponsor I’ve ever seen
@JasonCummer3 жыл бұрын
Out of the newer videos this format is WAY better then the cut out still image ones. Thanks. I think I need to model that weapon for a game now
@MephiticMiasma3 жыл бұрын
"This is your body" "This is your body with a square hole in it" ok.... you convinced me.
@NamesForDogs3 жыл бұрын
Shad: I need to plug NordVPN, and I want to have a historical adversary for this skit I have planned. What nationality should I make him? NordVPN.... Nord.... Norman?.... French!
@maxmouse7132 жыл бұрын
I think I can say, without any reservation, that I have at last found what is definitely my favorite medieval battlefield weapon of all time. That thing is super awesome. Actual crows (& ravens) are adaptive, tool using birds; so the idea of adapting to enemies with the correct part of the weapon is quite fitting.
@Euthanasia-rc1pm3 жыл бұрын
This Bec de Corbin thing looks way more deadly than a Bill Hook, it definitely should be a more appreciated polearm.
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe46813 жыл бұрын
What? A weapon with a french name? Never!
@captainmaim3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're a mounted knight, and some Aussie pleb smacks that crowbill into your kite shield. Either you lose your shield, or he drags you from your mount. I'd have to redesign my shield for easier discarding if I had to worry about those.
@captainmaim3 жыл бұрын
@@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 Trebouchet? Fetchez la vache.
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe46813 жыл бұрын
@@captainmaim Aaargh! Nough! Quittitough!
@MinSredMash3 жыл бұрын
It's not underappreciated at all when you realize that a Bec de Corbin is nothing more than a pollaxe that modern people attached a different label to. Pollaxes are very popular.
@dontcallme55513 жыл бұрын
This channel is so underrated, how the hell do you not have past 5M subs. The content is interesting, creative, informative and fun. You can see that there is effort put in every single video. And this channel has made me interested in medieval culture, especially in sword fighting.
@azarty41793 жыл бұрын
Doing a research essay on the khopesh, would be curious to hear your take on the weapon and it's effectiveness.
@concept56312 жыл бұрын
How'd the essay go?
@corazzinatanner4983 жыл бұрын
French = Bec De Corbin English = Crows Beak American = Spikey Hammer on a stick
@rockbottom28223 жыл бұрын
Oh no. Americans would call it the "Fubar".
@blackjacktrial3 жыл бұрын
Australian = snake poking stick
@shadfacts64653 жыл бұрын
Shad Fact: Shad recently broke a world record by catching 30 arrows and two bullets fired at him.
@fearofworlds25273 жыл бұрын
What a guy
@afinoxi3 жыл бұрын
Shad the chad
@asz33373 жыл бұрын
The record was shortly after put to irrelevance after the same amount of projectiles were fired on Jörg Sprave where they just bounced off! 🤣
@Guderian23 жыл бұрын
In under a minute?
@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY3 жыл бұрын
@@asz3337 the arrows were fired by jörg in the first place
@DrakkarCalethiel3 жыл бұрын
Did someone say Ravens beak? SIGN ME UP! One of the most brutal and still beautiful weapons. No matter one or two handed hammers, they are devastating!
@jellysquiddles31943 жыл бұрын
Until today I have never seen one (closest is the war pick). My first reaction was:"This thing is awesome! Oh it has a guard as well! And spikes on the side! ..." My only critique is that the "spear spike" seems too small - then Shad showed the Lucian Hammer... xD In my oppinion this seems a lot more versatile and deadly than the classic pole axe!
@DrakkarCalethiel3 жыл бұрын
@Jelly Squiddles Can only speak from the one handed one I have. It goes through butted mail like butter and breaks riveted chainmail. Curious if it would be able to penetrate armor, the two handed versions should be able to do it. Mine doesn't have a guard or a long spike at the front like a spear. It is more like a conventional hammer. Would love to see some testing on that one from Shad or Skalagrim.
@slimee88413 жыл бұрын
Random medieval warrior: hahahaha nothing can damage me through this armour! Crow's beak: *bonjour*
@kelvaxmiller89633 жыл бұрын
Finally, some respect for the bec. This is my absolute favorite weapon of all time, thank you for this.
@eatthewitch28583 жыл бұрын
The sheer ferocity of the virtual French taunting took Shad completely by surprise! Unable to approach the spectral snail-eater’s castle, [galloping noises] Shad decided to continue his quest- [gets throat cut open by a passing knight]
@ShovelMonkey3 жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooobody expects the Virtual Castle!
@mal2ksc3 жыл бұрын
@@ShovelMonkey I'm more concerned about the farting in my general direction.
@carlothecoffeeguy37783 жыл бұрын
"It's only a Bec de Corbin if it's forged in the Legendary Grail castle of Corbenic in France, otherwise its just a sparkling warhammer"
@KLanio-lr8yv3 жыл бұрын
So like champaign
@lc90723 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Riot0763 жыл бұрын
You mean "...in the Legendary French castle of Corbenic in the middle of England"
@chonconnor6144 Жыл бұрын
Your theory of armor attack relating to layout of weapons on the head is very intriguing. Putting the narrow spike on top is the best placement as its equally good against all softer armours with a narrow profile to pierce and yet not get stuck in plate.
@Nerobyrne3 жыл бұрын
this was the best ad NordVPN ever paid for. In fact, I doubt it's possible to make a better one 👀
@0815Ares3 жыл бұрын
So after inventing increasingly more spiky and dangerous weapons in medieval times, they had to improve the armour to full plate and get rid of as many weakspots as they could to protect the user of the weapon from injuring himself with it. Now it all makes sense.
@greganderson63713 жыл бұрын
It’s been a though for some time, but considering Shad’s opening skits are progressively getting more and more insane, I think it’s time that we had a full-on Shadiversity-Demolition Ranch collaboration.
@jarkkopolicarpio29653 жыл бұрын
Having something like a Virtual Private Castle just sounds like a cool concept for fantasy magic haha
@nroke16843 жыл бұрын
Mordenkainen’s magnificent mansion.
@anthonyprice57083 жыл бұрын
2:13 "You can call it whatever you like, ok?" Me: "Jean Pierre"
@sunnydustwood2522 жыл бұрын
The Bec De Corbin is truly my favorite weapon right next to the Rapier. Beautifully made and definitely on my list to obtain in the future
@FrancoRoya3 жыл бұрын
That has to be the most work put into a VPN ad on all of youtube. Nord VPN themselves couldn't top this.
@qtar19843 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian may disagree.
@metagreen19313 жыл бұрын
I love how concerned for Oz's safety Shad is. As if the shadlings weren't enough, he now has 3 squires to look after
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
I've liked this weapon for a long time, and similar weapons, but never knew it's name until watching this; thank you Shad for being informative on such a consistent basis!
@Benjamin-mr3wy3 жыл бұрын
Polehammer: *cronch* Me: “Thy defense has more holes than thy mother’s Swiss cheese!”
@awendigowithinternetaccess44003 жыл бұрын
Now THAT, my good Sir, is a magnificent taunt. Bravo.
@zentrend3 жыл бұрын
Greetings, fellow polehammer enjoyer
@hatforacat39773 жыл бұрын
We all know that the maul is actually superior
@fcavie38763 жыл бұрын
"You are terrible! Look men, look how terrible he is!"
@zentrend3 жыл бұрын
@@hatforacat3977 "Arth thou blind ser?"
@seosamhrooney48193 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Shad: "It's either an axehead and a spike, or an axehead and a hammer; But not an axehead and a spike" Never change 😂