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[@p0tat0s0up]

so true bestie

[@AnEldritchBeing]

so true bestie

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

so true bestie

[@finneth]

so true bestie

[@thatartyarcher]

so true bestie

[@kneebandages]

"you're not a fan of cougars." "..... gillian anderson?" same bestie. same.

[@booklover-hu9tw]

she is so mommy😭😭

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

Funniest of jokes.

[@queenbee3249]

"you're pushing us towards homosexuality and I'm not trying to avoid it" HAHA lol

[@danone2414]

honestly. same

[@punky_funky4454]

Noah - "So ordering desserts does not make you not a man, it just makes you gay." Corry - "Which makes you not a man" why is this legit straight ppl logic I NO UNDERSTAND

[@danone2414]

cause they sre straight you know... they know how they think xD

[@evelyneb590]

"gay, not man, theyre lesbians!"

[@user-eg4yd5ox7z]

"if lesbians can control themselves when girls are wearing revelaing clothes but guys can't maybe the problem is not the clothes" cory: it's the lesbians.

[@danone2414]

wut??? xD no... it's the deepstate clearly

[@jonnestyronicha497]

@@danone2414 the deepslate

[@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether]

Yes, it is obviously us

[@justadudewholikestotalk]

Expect thats a myth, its actually pretty victim blamery to say this because it comes to “well if guys can’t control themselfs, then why do women wear that type of clothings” its a myth, rapes aren’t committed because of that.

[@matthewodonnell6906]

*Noah & Cory discussing height* Me, a cis man who’s 5’3.5”: “There go my pronoun privileges.”

[@Aspensauce64]

Conservatives: lefties are so sensitive, toughen up snowflake Also conservatives: MAN STAND BEHIND WOMAN??? I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED

[@_mrukya_]

I swear, they say we're 'snowflakes' ( i feel awkward just typing it knowing that some people say it non ironically) but when they see sth that they feel pressured by they're the most sensitive people in the world.

[@yakuzaman5074]

@@_mrukya_ I've seen so many conservative KZbinrs who make 2 hour long rants about the weirdest of sh*t. It's like if y'all are so "anti-sensitive"..why you crying over a trans Muppet or a book about consent , 🤔

[@anupamaMall]

SUPERMAN'S SON IS BISEXUAL?? IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE 😤

[@yakuzaman5074]

@King Brazy Matt Welsh lol made a 45 minute rant about a five-page book about consent...then he made a rant about them banning the scene from The Dr Seuss book when it made a racist caricature of a Chinese person, Lol

[@_..jolene.._]

@@anupamaMall I saw so many people get mad over that I’m so confused as to why they’re mad😭 like why are they so mad about who Superman’s son has feelings for

[@pungenttrout1391]

we’re just gonna ignore how noah knew jojo siwas height off by memory

[@makazoid._.3794]

Yes

[@ananyathosar7984]

I really love and appreciate Noah as a feminist.

[@stephanie5293]

I love and appreciate Corry as a feminist

[@ananyathosar7984]

@@stephanie5293 ikr istg their both so good conveying their concerns to the topic

[@stephanie5293]

@@ananyathosar7984 i aspire to be as feminist as them

[@Yommo-to9uf]

I appreciate them as allies but they are not feminist cause they are not women

[@ananyathosar7984]

@@Yommo-to9uf feminism by definition is the belief that all sexes should have equal rights and opportunities. There's a campaign called "He for She" which has a mission of galvanizing as many men and boys to be feminists as possible. In conclusion: u can be a feminist no matter ur sex or gender identity

[@_wynot]

“And I’m back with my straight boyfriend Corry” Noah + Corry= Two men So therefore, Corry= Straight Ladies, gents, and non binary Friends, I have passed math class

[@lees_act]

Omg 😂 I would just like to point out your beautiful profile picture, fellow directioner?

[@_wynot]

@@lees_act ofc I’m a directioner!

[@lees_act]

@@_wynot ayy!! Hi! 💕

[@_wynot]

@@lees_act hellooooo :)

[@liaa4710]

@@lees_act lol I'm late but I'm also a directioner :)

[@coralovesnature]

I literally laughed out loud multiple times during this. My fav was the one about sexologists being asexual. It was so specific I can’t help but feel the person who wrote had a very specific bad experience with a sexologist...maybe even an Indian sexologist??

[@iamgreeeen]

As a straight person I can say, with full confidence that we're definitely not okay

[@pogking4370]

DO YOU NEED HELP

[@katiecharliekettlewell4322]

erm u sure? ur pfp has a t-shirt tucked into cuffed jeans ….. (this is a joke btw)

[@pogking4370]

@@katiecharliekettlewell4322 hahaha spoken fax right there

[@gloomy_shroom]

Thank you for confirming this, I will take a screenshot and show it to every straight that is offended by my gay, genderless-ness

[@arandomperson5026]

@@katiecharliekettlewell4322 suspicious...

[@aether9525]

I love noah, because (I have ADHD and ASD) I can fully understand how he came to voicing each thought he utters, while being surprised every time, in regards to how he chooses to word said thoughts.

[@angelapollex3112]

same! i have ASD and ADHD as well!!

[@DevilBunny947]

"Don't even jokingly say yes." Corry looked like he was in so much pain saying "noooooo"

[@Therianboi]

He was like “n-noooo😭😖”

[@finnxrobbie]

I learned, that the best way to pass perfectly (as ftm) is wearing high heels, so you can look like a big man.

[@danone2414]

I don't think that A can make it with 10cm heels personally, rip my heels. B don't want to C my height is perfect for ball kicking with an elbow move

[@Sydney_With_A_Why]

I was a server at a family diner and had a multi generational family that would meet at my cafe weekly. They took the 8 and 12 year old grandsons to Hooters for the 12yos birthday. The server was sexualizing him and it made him feel extremely uncomfortable, he got seriously embarrassed and demanded they leave and come see me. The family thought it was adorable and were talking about how amused by the 8yos silent (probably stunned) amazement they were and couldn't figure out why the 12yo wasn't like him. 🤨

[@ftgihf467]

uggh that’s so shit and creepy poor kid

[@TokyoGhoul-bj6mt]

Good example on why some people shouldn't be parents or at least they should read a really long book and memorize it about "What is right and wrong parenting edition"

[@its_the_bird]

ugh, I'd have the same shit happen to me (except I'm trasmasc, so I looked like a young girl at the time and was treated like one) It's really terrible 😬 I despise parents that allow that shit and encourage it to happen.

[@pastelk]

I had my fifth birthday at hooters. thankfully from what I can remember the servers weren't creepy

[@Sydney_With_A_Why]

They really did try to make jokes about how he wanted to see me more than the "pretty server that was flirting with him" because he had a crush on me, and we looked at each other, made faces, and said, "eeEEEww" all exaggerated at the same time, everybody laughed. Great kid!

[@grandpafranndpa]

I have two daughters and if their father ever acted like the straight men that you guys discussed, I'm just gonna tell them they were adopted and call it a day. What father? It's just me, kids.

[@gracewright7885]

I love this lmao x

[@nellyllamas3369]

"YoU pEe LiKe A wOmAn?!" Just absolutely took me outb😂😂😂

[@victorp.garcia1254]

I'm still madly in love with you two, guys. Can't stop laughing. Please make this stop!

[@dichotomae]

"they want polyamor-me, not polyamor-you" - corry 2021

[@laptopaccount9931]

i was gona call corry a fukin girl for that pink striped shirt, then i saw the dinosaur, totally masculinised him, real men like dinosaurs

[@francoisviljoen7214]

The sarcastic banter is EVERYTHING I ever wanted tbh

[@coleengoodell7523]

Ack! I hope the men commenting on raising a daughter never actually have daughters. They sound like total pervs.

[@aldentetoes130]

I know! That was sooo grosss holy shit ew 🤢

[@calamityjean1525]

"They sound like total pervs." That's because they _ARE_ total pervs.

[@noahinfernaldevices]

"Screw asexuals!" Me an asexual: PLEASE DON'T

[@barrianic4]

SOME asexuals don't mind

[@Therianboi]

I LOVE UR PFP

[@finerlines]

"the gays are not okay with feet" - noah 2021

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

The real question: Are the GAYS okay?? Seriously, how you doing? Drinking enough water bb? ♡ ily remember to take care of yourself c:

[@detectivepinkerton3258]

Probably not but thanks for looking out ♥️

[@pogking4370]

aww no i'm not ok i've been up all night being dum

[@gloomy_shroom]

No I'm not but I will drink water and take care of myself. Thank you internet person and take care of your self aswell.

[@XanitaXd]

Real question: are people okay

[@lavender3609]

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@thomasbohlen1138]

y’all’s dynamic is what made me start watching Corry and now the sci guys are all i listen to at work so thank u for that lol

[@vg1384]

I'm so EXACTLY 5'7" that I freaked out my doctor when she measured me so I guess I am they/them now since above is he/him and below is she/her hahaha

[@vg1384]

Also, although I don't find there's anything wrong with the Harry pic, someone pointed out that it looks like a hairdresser showing his client her new hair in the mirror and that I agree with

[@coffinunderground]

title: *ARE THE STRAIGHTS OKAY??* Me whos watching this sleep deprived and at 3AM to my wall: "no no they are not"

[@zadigillispie1621]

"The gay not men, they are lesbians" XD

[@vidya5732]

9:12 as a sex repulsed asexual indian, i would never study s3x. it grosses me out. also since im queer and indian but also asexual, idc that im not s3xy

[@So-ou5pe]

I like Corry's humor a lot ! 😁🤣👌

[@So-ou5pe]

Thank you for the heart !! :D I really like your channel and your songs.

[@sarahparrington-smyth5055]

Favourite is dessert and yep I’m a big ol lesbian….worst the daughter groomer 🤢. I have a beautiful little girl (currently, if she decides she identifies differently when older-not a problem) and I’m excited for her to be her own person, which includes exciting relationships and meeting people but it also includes finding her passions in life, be them art, animals, music, exploring the world etc. I never have ever thought anything like that poster and don’t know many parents of any gender that think like this…it’s pretty unsettling!

[@jemsilver]

This is why I'm glad to be a 'disgusting asexual' ☺️

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

I am aromantic

[@polly-fe3pq]

@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 good for u. im lesbian

[@amtopia]

I’m a biromantic genderfluid ace🤠💅🏻

[@user-0ooO0oO001]

​@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 I'm both aromatic and asexual

[@emmattler6872]

This is the video I needed today 😌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@osozak1girl]

@𖤐charli not really bro, what are you trying to achieve here?

[@osozak1girl]

saiki pfp 😱

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

That one about not being able to real the benefits of raising a daughter well was..... wow. Joke or not, I sincerely hope whoever wrote that is infertile, never has a kid, and never married someone with a kid. In fact, they should probably stay like 100m away from kids at all times.

[@watermelonfrog1609]

I love Noah’s whole fit - that jumper looks so comfy and i love the jewelry 💗🌼🍓🌷🍒🌸

[@DaniWallaby]

I'm a bit traumatized by that post about the (hopefully non-existent?) daughter...

[@milkteamachine]

Candace Owens' life must be absolutely miserable, I imagine her husband accidentally standing behind her in a picture and them having a huge fight about it because he embarassed their family or some shit.

[@menodaweeb1975]

They are not okay this was established when I was in middle school

[@user-kh4ke7mx3n]

"YOU PEE LIKE A WOMAN?" I SPIT MY WATER OUT

[@sentienttapioca5409]

Didn't know women pee through their mouths. Efficient!

[@izzyoranges8005]

I’m a simple man: I see notcorry, I click

[@GoogleAccount-mq8rl]

my main role model is noah finnce and his personality because i adore his hair and his heart and also he is a very cute person

[@GoogleAccount-mq8rl]

from what you and your friend corry explained about the things that straight people do, i actually kind of feel ashamed for being a 2000 born 29th april female, dark skinned black haired, autistic, adhd, epileptic, crazy minded woman. please like my name! i’m called divine destiny isles…

[@lees_act]

This is exactly what I needed today, thank you Noah! 💕 I just need to tell someone- I just got a girlfriend and I am really happy cuz this is like the first time I haven't been rejected, we are gonna have to hide it but idk I'm just really happy and I wanted to tell someone. Anyway, thx for Ur vids Noah, they always make me happy 🥰

[@erin8432]

I’m happy for youuuu 😊

[@lees_act]

@@erin8432 ahh, thank you!! 🥰💕🦋

[@Deepseadread6]

That is so cute omg I’m happy for u

[@lees_act]

@@Deepseadread6 thank you so much! 🥰🥰💕

[@silvanas.w8502]

aww so sweeeeeet congratulations!! ❤

[@monstrdog7031]

"Why are straight men so obsessed with hating their wives?" Because they marry way too early and then don't believe in divorce, or marry cause theres a kid or something even though they don't want to be together and it's gonna be worse for them

[@Bee____.]

So excited for the tour really needed one of these videos rn to just have a laugh

[@nadiaturovskiy9869]

Thank god, I needed some Noah energy today 😮‍💨

[@lees_act]

Ahh yes 💅

[@fruityliciousk2704]

10:58 the sign is in german and says "no safety distance of 1.5m in here" to round off the energy of the photo

[@vvxiavv7824]

Watching you're videos are hilarious and has got me through transphobia towards me, taught me to be positive instead of focusing on their negativity. Thank you Noah!

[@pixiepurgatory4804]

I’m a 6ft girl and I rly appreciate you speaking about the issue that “all girls are short” ❤️

[@siriuslyseggsy]

Me running across Europe to the UK because Noah is on tour🏃‍♀️💼

[@xen894]

"they gotta pay for that"-corey 2021

[@kat_the_mouse]

you precious little beans make my life better, thanks for existing and being rad :)

[@28avocados]

I was really in need of some Noah energy today

[@ayl9261]

When Noah said Corry was straight for a second I was thinking “oh wait is he???” And then I remembered they are dating Sjhfhffh

[@elegantdisarray]

"My boyfriend, who is a straight" 😂

[@ayl9261]

@@elegantdisarray same energy as "I'm not gay, my boyfriend is" lol

[@idontexist6366]

great video, i screamed out of frustration several times while watching it! 10/10 would recommend

[@marshmallowQueen123]

These two have got to be my favourite couple ever, I LOVE YOU TWOOOOOOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@hmmmmmm549]

when it takes multiple videos to answer the very vast question "are the straights okay"

[@enderboi_cosplays]

I am so glad my friend told me about you. She loves your music and so do I

[@Ash-iy1wl]

Hii! I love your videos :] they brighten my day

[@averieevee]

As an asexual I am confused on how people can associate me with someone who studies sexology. WHAT?

[@lyssia5138]

To be fair, a lot of aces read a lot about sex

[@kloggmonkey]

@@lyssia5138 "read a lot about sex"???

[@bluebarr3812]

11:48 : Corry's reaction is exactly how I feel watching that

[@hayo9107]

Watching this while working on tech for a play. Really shouldnt have ny phone but I dont care. It's Noah, therefore it's worth it. Edit: My favorite one was the meme about birth and the pain of not seeing your homies. Too relatable

[@gabbylin]

As a trans woman who came out this year, my (just about) 5'7" self would love to be gendered by people based on this arbitrary cut-off... I'm girl! I'm a girl! Yay!

[@Rachel98246]

I _love_ your profile picture! 💗💗💗

[@gabbylin]

@@Rachel98246 Thank you!

[@zomb128]

Ah yes... Corry. The 100% straight man.

[@nadiaturovskiy9869]

I'm so early 😮 this literally made my day 20 times better 🥰😣

[@Unknown_3ntity]

‘ I have one right here ‘ omfgggg

[@stephanie5293]

When that one post said “indians” do you think they meant people from india or indigenous people in north america because they still wrongfully get called that still

[@riotroyale]

9:25 when corry made this face the only thing i could think of was when john mulaney was like "we cant possibly unpack ALL of that..."

[@kokoblaze420]

You two are the best 🖤

[@ArtDiariess]

This video was everything 😂

[@ilovecats21]

I love when y'all do a video togueter so much

[@cinder6775]

See now we know why xle's notcorry... Xle's cxrry

[@coralovesnature]

*Xle’s cxrry

[@cinder6775]

@@coralovesnature oh yeah sorry I had no idea how to spell those pronouns

[@9.27am_x]

I love you guys, you're amazing people and helped me a lot to understand lots of things about my sexuality too. Thank you so so much

[@finneth]

woah bestie rephrased the title 10/10 big create love u noen /j

[@kaipoland3174]

absolutely loved the ad segway

[@vans.e]

"my straight boyfriend" is my new fav line ever

[@shczzma3083]

gonna buy tickets for my first concert w me and my friends!!

[@shinsou2080]

Omg I gotta go to one of his showsssss! I live in Birmingham so I got no excuse!

[@seongjin.liuxing7737]

I love ya, guys, you're too funny😂

[@LilShaneProductions]

im so ready for an American tour

[@brandibateman8372]

"why would a man want a creme brulee?" zeke has entered the chat

[@thetamperer9784]

XD why did my brain look at that meme for 'when you're talking with a woman vs. when you start dating a woman' and go "well. I mean. CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME"

[@HorseGirlButGarfield]

*wheezing* CROTCH SNEEZE!!!

[@simbaundergrave]

i hope you'll once come to europe:)

[@saitamatrash2527]

I’ve missed the Corry collabs. XD.

[@0.Ghost_boy.0]

“Boys will be boys” My assistant principal said the same thing when I told her that a trans phobic guy (9th grade just in high school us) and yelled that they were only two genders and he yelled from a place of hatred we explained it to him and he still yelled 🥲 I don’t know but yea he no longer bothers us because he’d be suspended and she told us that “he’s just a boy and is entitled to his own opinion”( I under stand but still he needs to fucking group up its not middle school which he also yelled at us mostly my friends I got there late into the year and stayed for 4 months then high school)like when I say I was livid I just want to eat lunch and not be yelled at and belittled by a transphobe 🥱 anyway good night I have school tomorrow

[@cobalt.studios]

I appreciated that Futurama reference

[@noubnoub2145]

you 2 are my favorites

[@nw3958]

Love this

[@sophyoung920]

I spent this entire video trying to figure out what noah's necklace is

[@NOAHFINNCE]

queen smoking a spliff

[@trunksbriefs8800]

2:47 Nickelodeon is proud of y'all dudes for the feet joke

[@ellie-1678]

When they cut mine off it took like I think an hr but I was waiting longer because hospitals 🤷‍♀️ hope that helps Cory 😊

[@nabilk46]

im straight and i came here to laugh, love your vids noah you the shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@agust_dino897]

I gotta tell someone this so here goes My mum knows I "support" the lgbtq community and now she always tells me when she meets or hears about a trans person. Yesterday she told me how someone she knows has a grand child who recently came out as trans and so I apparently have to know about her now lmao. (She's btw accepted by her family and already getting hrt!) I'm just confused why I need to know that cause I have never met that kid before. Maybe my mum wanted my opinion or something idk. I just think it's funny

[@miratowns7905]

2 years of watching.. thought I was straight... Idk what I was thinking 🤣

[@ay_its_salami]

11:36 "they've gotta pay to do that"

[@darius2673]

can you go on tour in south australia idk how many people will come but i will

[@Sydney_With_A_Why]

Oh no, upsetti spaghetti! Or is the sauce too spicy for them?

[@dontjayjayme]

08:08 so sorry but I need to keep that for future reference, that was a 10/10 reaction.