I'M NOT GAY BUT... (FRAGILE HETEROSEXUALITY) | NOAHFINNCE & notcorry

[@joshm977]

you can’t show chad from high school musical to represent heterosexuality, that’s like the one chad who is obviously not straight

[@EmIdc]

Literally

[@NOAHFINNCE]

RIP TRUE

[@sadboy-sx2ku]

facts

[@mai_cool_beanzz5109]

The lie? Doesn’t exist

[@coach4037]

Truth? Is there.

[@rowangrimes9925]

“it’s gay to enjoy someone’s son” KAJKSKDHDSJDHJDHD

[@duskobartok794]

It really is

[@roomfullofpigeons]

It's not gay if he's an orphan /j

[@rowangrimes9925]

@@roomfullofpigeons I AM SCREAMING

[@rooooooooooob5523]

It not gay if you have your socks on

[@frostythewolf8290]

Laughing

[@sirenlee5611]

I feel like half of these are just fancy ways of saying “I’m not gay, but I’m definitely gay”.

[@sirenlee5611]

@LifeAsAPopTartWithCripplingDepression I get what you’re trying to say, but in this case I was just saying gay as a sort of blanket term for liking the same gender, no matter their specific sexuality. I’m bisexual, but I sometimes just say gay when I’m referring to my liking girls.

[@simplycharming123]

No. The stars are not gay. They’re lesbian. Astrology is our thing.

[@rainydays3.5]

but, but they're gay, dude don’t take astrology away from us ;-;

[@kogasfurryjorts5963]

The stars are pansexual, they’ve even got two ladles in them.

[@hannahloiacano4107]

The stars are just LGBTQ

[@veronicacuevas9904]

space is ace, stars are gay and the moon is a lesbian... agree??

[@simplycharming123]

@@veronicacuevas9904 fair enough

[@eva-dd5ut]

Alternative title: two bisexuals out a bunch of gays with internalized homophobia

[@aliuros8552]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@b1llie]

except the sky one, thats the straightest thing i've ever heard

[@kaelyn7628]

Haha

[@seto749]

Or: two bisexuals mask anti-gay attitudes with straight-smacking.

[@ukbtsarmy4725]

This is so correct tho lol 😂

[@trinwheeler4639]

I'm not straight but sometimes I crave not being hated

[@carolynbennett5102]

I am straight and I still crave not being hated

[@jamielee7404]

@@carolynbennett5102 yeah because when you kiss your boyfriend in public you hear slurs and see disgusted faces and risk being killed. Because people refuse to hire you or tell you it's sinful to be straight or say that straight people should not be able to get married or adopt. Oh yes you poor straight person just craving not being hated 😂😂😂

[@BlueLemonTM]

Pretty sure no one enjoys being hated in any form. Including youtube comments.

[@arianmathlin7387]

Gay people are the ones hating on straight people honestly straight people are getting hate

[@jortslesbian]

@@carolynbennett5102 straight ppl wanna be oppressed so bad I can’t pfft

[@user-es7ui5mc1m]

The roommate story reminded me of that reddit post a few years back where the guy was afraid he might be homophobic because he didn't like seeing his roommate with other guys but turns out he was gay and jealous of the roommate's dates and it ended with "turns out i don't have a problem with him kissing guys if it's me he's kissing" anyone remember that?

[@SarahElisabethJoyal]

That's one of my favorite stories! It won't let me paste the link in, but if you google "turns out i don't have a problem with him kissing guys if it's me he's kissing" (no quotes) it's the first result 😁

[@nobutheyonyou7990]

Yes i loved that story, i read it several times

[@trashcanstories6219]

The dude actually posted an update, wasn't a fairy tale ending, but it worked out. They discussed everything, and some of his last feelings. Tho he saw the video and was upset to be made fun of for asking for help.

[@nobutheyonyou7990]

@@trashcanstories6219 that’s cute that it worked out for them

[@volenlace2565]

Oh yeah!! There was a short Webtoon comic inspired by that story as well.

[@avekatumba4794]

Not homophobes getting boyfriends before me. I'll be passing away, bye. 😭

[@poogamoo6786]

At least you’ll be passing

[@casswithmywholeheart5524]

@@poogamoo6786 If this was meant to be a trans comment it's top tier comment

[@samisbiggaytm8763]

@@poogamoo6786 MEEEEE I WILL BE CEASING TO LIVE NOW

[@twentyeight602]

@@poogamoo6786 i-

[@emdooley9095]

"I'm straight but Ryan Gosling gives me butterflies" - My Global Politics teacher, trying to explain why everyone is secretly gay in some way

[@kellerm67000]

HAHDHAHAHAAHAH I LOVE THAT

[@inkshmo0]

looking at the stars: not gay stargazing: GAY

[@kittoul]

Stargayzing

[@pxonedx8178]

@@kittoul i was looking for this comment

[@bquncy550]

The second “I’m not gay but” story felt like it belonged on SapphoAndHerFriend, jesus

[@nightgarla]

or, well, AchillesAndHisPal

[@Anon-pq6jd]

@@nightgarla ah yes , Achilles and his BRO

[@neurodivergentlyblog8882]

His roommate

[@shayny99]

This reminds me of the guy who thought he was homophobic, but he actually just had a crush on his roommate

[@mujiescomedy279]

Wasn’t that guy in the video?

[@fairydustmatcha5864]

No I think it was on sapphosndherfriend it was in one of OTs vids

[@sam-sz5yv]

search up “turns out i don't have a problem with him kissing guys if it's me he's kissing” on google. it's the first result

[@shayny99]

@@sam-sz5yv Thank you! I couldn't think of the article's title

[@sam-sz5yv]

@@shayny99 you're welcome! :)

[@xelj3294]

Fights are highkey homoerotic.

[@samylemzaoui2298]

"the real reason men fight is to release their pent-up gay - Britta from Community

[@nelli7160]

no literally😭😭 like its two guys all over eachother just insulting the other one like that sounds like a pain kink AND a degrading kink ??

[@yourlocalalphamale8056]

NO BUT THEY ARE

[@coreybrainstew]

wrestling:

[@gracelandsfool]

I'm not straight, but I think not being oppressed for my gender and sexuality would be fun

[@rainydays3.5]

hmm it would actually be quite fun!

[@AverageTreeEnthusiast]

Nice idea 🤔

[@H8t-Diiva]

I'm guessing you're pansexual too, the pic gave it away✌️

[@rainydays3.5]

@@H8t-Diiva they coild be panromantic, but yaah :) i’m panromantic hello fellow pan!

[@H8t-Diiva]

@@rainydays3.5 hello, hope you have a nice day!😊

[@jamiehatesyou9175]

"Would you rather be hate crimed and just be hate crimed or be hate crimed and given a slice of cake?" - NoahFinnce 2021

[@NOAHFINNCE]

IT’S A VALID QUESTION HEHE

[@maddiesmith9846]

Is having cake without the hate crime an option? Or is that a bit too much to ask for?

[@maddiesmith9846]

@-Femboy Hooters- Damn, i really wanted that cake :(

[@maddiesmith9846]

@-Femboy Hooters- I don't think it's worth it :( Maybe i can get the cake next time.

[@maddiesmith9846]

@-Femboy Hooters- Good point, but that's so much hard work

[@alexx01802]

i really love the part that corry says "i'm not gay but....NoahFinnce" and noah looks so blushed it makes me scream, i love this couple

[@NOAHFINNCE]

oh i wasn’t blushing i just didn’t get the joke and then didn’t know where in my sentence i was but FDHDBS

[@alexx01802]

@@NOAHFINNCE oh JAHDSJ but you look so cute in that parte ily❤️

[@jesusofsuburbia5065]

@@NOAHFINNCE excuses excuses tut tut we all know you blushed!!

[@yishuuii1330]

Why do I feel bad for Noah in the replies xD

[@nikolm.1592]

@@NOAHFINNCE shhhh don't ruin it jshdjshdh

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

I’m not gay but I’m definitely not straight. I’m bisexual. Edit: not to be that person but I’ve never gotten so many likes before. Anyway, I’m still bi as hell

[@user-xn5zu5ky4b]

Same thooooo💖💜💙

[@AW-lc7yh]

sameeee how long have u known

[@coach4037]

My friend say bisexuals are half gay and half straight...

[@user-xn5zu5ky4b]

@@coach4037 they arnt tell them they are wrong

[@coach4037]

@@user-xn5zu5ky4b affirmative i shall destroy their bigotted ass out if this world

[@wilmonfluff]

"In not gay.... But noahfinnce." 😂😂😂

[@Astro-ck4ij]

I am gay sooooo.... Noahfince

[@mujiescomedy279]

I’m waiting for someone to accidentally switch them and say “I’m not noahfinnce... But gay”

[@RichyDaRaccoon64]

Bruh i just realized noahfinnce is no offense

[@alexf225]

@@RichyDaRaccoon64 Bruh I always pronounce in like that

[@topcat104]

We all know the ultimate phrase "I'M NOT GAY, I'M A TOP!"

[@okestperson6016]

Roman soldiers be like

[@bareabopopera3091]

Achilles be like

[@BintanginTaya]

@@bareabopopera3091 plato said Achilles is a bottom

[@daman7805]

Literally me

[@Ramon314]

I also used to be a homophobe, like my whole family. Even when I discovered I'm gay. In the last couple years that has been changed. I accept myself and all gays now.

[@humanpretzel1386]

proud of you 💜

[@Goldlucky13]

we love character development!!!

[@BeauMeztli]

Good job!

[@finneth]

wOah how the turnt tables im proud of u man

[@Felixjunojackson]

Congrats

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

Hello I am a baby trans I came out to my best friend and she didn’t understand but I explained and she supports me and yay because she’ll call me a boy yay

[@azul4904]

yayyy congrats

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

Ooh yay replies thank you

[@Killjoy_LP]

We support you bro

[@harperandrea4462]

Congratulations bestieee!!!!!🥰❤️😌

[@autumn0378]

that’s amazing!

[@SleepyCrumpet]

"space feels pretty gay" I have nothing more to add to this statement

[@oliversxolive3141]

When i agree with you *great minds think alike*

[@NOAHFINNCE]

it’s true

[@rainydays3.5]

@@NOAHFINNCE but then again the earth... i mean we're the only planet that has rainbows in the sky

[@SevCaswell]

@@NOAHFINNCE I think space feels gay because space is like science which is intelligence and being an intelligent male is gay...

[@okestperson6016]

✨astrology✨

[@p0tat0s0up]

whenever Noah films with someone else the videos always end up somehow more chaotic than when it’s just him and i’m here for it lmao

[@notgoodwithnames78]

I love how half of these are mlm versions of r/sapphoandherfriend and the rest are just “bro is it gay to [insert activity that doesn’t relate to aggression]”

[@moth.03]

Noah going "do you not find that HOT" has me laughing more than it should

[@violet-gaze]

is no one going to talk about "babies are so lesbian" bc I think it's the best thing I've ever heard in my life

[@gabbywills98]

"If you kiss a rat, does it turn into a frog?" risjgjsvidjgd

[@chestersnap]

"Is it more gay to like Christian Grey or James Charles with tiddy implants" Truly the greatest philosophers of our time here. I had to pause to laugh after this was said 😂😂😂

[@oliversxolive3141]

Noah: you know when you shake your head you can feel you brain rolling around Me: spends 15 minutes shaking my head My mom: *just disappointed* Edit:thanks for the likes

[@rainydays3.5]

lmao why did i shake my head at this comment

[@oliversxolive3141]

@@rainydays3.5 lol

[@NOAHFINNCE]

FINISH THE SENTENCE: “I’M NOT GAY BUT _____”

[@dagem4054]

feminism!

[@radicalpasta7040]

I’m not gay but I am bisexual

[@scarletb4069]

girls 😳 (i’m pretty gay) 😭

[@TheBirdGuy923]

✨Zendaya✨

[@wooopsloop2381]

Them ankles though (I don't know where I'm going with this)

[@localrat405]

tHe aiR iS fuLL oF hAtE

[@fern5445]

“I’m bi and a bit gay”

[@ivymoore4418]

Same

[@ilikenirvana2000]

nobody: noahfinnce: i think space feels a bit gay me: 🤯

[@avadillhyon6995]

Gay doesn't even sound like a word now because of how many times it's been said in this video

[@lakeishameriez2061]

This entire discussion is making my brain hurt 💀💀💀💀

[@jesusofsuburbia5065]

I love the part where corry says "I'm not gay but... Noahfinnce" and Noah blushed SOO CUTEEE... You can't tell me you didn't blush we all saw it!!

[@rowangrimes9925]

i’m just waiting for all the pressed straight dudes to comment

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Lmao

[@koemiseina4495]

"Is it gay to enjoy the sun? It's gay to enjoy someone's son" I can't begin to express how dead I am, I think I bursted a lung XDXDXDXD

[@Brooke-iv7ji]

I used to be one of of those 'I'd go lesbian for..' oops. Jokes on me...

[@okestperson6016]

manifesting lesbianism 💞

[@yarahowell5646]

Same

[@wanderlust3723]

i always say im gay for people but im just gay in general

[@jayn1nja]

I'm not gay but... I'm kinda into this video

[@SinaJulia]

Love how Noah‘s channel name is in all caps and Corry‘s is all lowercase. Why does that reflect their personalities so much 😂

[@cam6963]

“No! Do you not understand magic?” Of course he understands the very real laws of the magical universe!!

[@WinterC773]

"Space feels pretty gay" Me out loud to myself: Space is a lesbian *cackles at my own joke*

[@Jessica-kb8jf]

I did a double take lol

[@lostotter1956]

Space girlll

[@GR4V3YRD]

Lol the steven pfp

[@Ella-dv8ef]

"I'm not gay, but.... Tom Holland" - one of my old classmates. He was sadly stereotypical straight guy so this was the best thing i've heard of him.

[@rachelhogan7726]

I love watching the two of you doing videos together. You have a great dynamic. Also great haircut Corey!

[@NOAHFINNCE]

he cut it himself!!

[@trenchkidd1487]

it’s like saying *no offence but...* the next thing you say is still offensive and it’s clear that was your intention because you made it known that what you were saying would be offensive. however, if you say something that may be slightly offensive and say, *OH! no offence, sorry* it’s less offensive because it’s sincere. it’s the same with *im not gay*

[@aceatlasska4343]

Exactly I hate it when people say "no offence", it basically means "by the way I'm about to say something offensive to you, but it can't possibly be offensive...because I acknowledged that it is In fact Offensive (otherwise I wouldn't have said "no offence" in the first place)" ...

[@addyb6153]

Or just the "Not to be racist" stuff like - ? Really? Fr?

[@aceatlasska4343]

@@addyb6153 yeah, like if something you say could be interpreted as racist to the point you have to say that, it's definitely racist, and you saying "not to be racist" won't change that. People say so much dumb stuff. Like "I'm not racist, I have *insert ethnic minority group* friends" 🤦🏻‍♀️ "I'll have you know a woman gave birth to me so I'm not a misogynist, and I spoke to a girl once, _how dare you_ ". Makes sense right?

[@addyb6153]

@@aceatlasska4343 Exactly. Just don't say it. JUST DONT SAY IT IF YOU THINK... OR KNOW ITS GONNA COME OUT AS RACIST and it's so stupid when they pull out the "I have a _____ friend and they're okay with me saying _____ so...." or doing something like that -

[@abeot8131]

I think it’s different when one is like “I’m not gay... but nice shoes bro” like he said society made it gay for guys to compliment each other

[@kensingtonvanhouten5565]

Sooo Noah, you're realization of being a little bi inspired me to look into myself. I have realized that I too am bi, but only a little bit. Thanks for helping me figure out my sexuality! It's nice to join the LGBT community. I am hooome😊

[@ezzylacey844]

i feel like the shoulders one is something that one British teacher found and shared to all other British teachers and is now the reason we are not allowed to show our shoulders on non-school uniform days

[@neurodivergentlyblog8882]

And the Americans

[@CaptainCowboy859]

Friend: “Hey dude, can I borrow a cigarette?” Me: “Sure man” *Calls over boyfriend*

[@ms.rottenstrawberry1018]

OH I GET IT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@charqre]

Noah: painting nails is gay- Cory: Hugging your dad is gay and having a small dog is too- me in the corner: 🐸

[@izzygrooves2514]

i'm not a lesbian, but i love my wife so much.

[@Lee-tl9iw]

turns out the op is on the aromantic spectrum.

[@samrtherat]

Yes sir

[@JimJamJom]

First I was early to Miles’s video now I’m early here.. how could the day get any better?

[@trinwheeler4639]

Trans people are getting their rights back (slowly) in America

[@rainydays3.5]

@@trinwheeler4639 yayyyyy :)

[@natm2443]

Noah: Hey, Alex. I like your outfit! Corry: Are you coming on to him? Noah: how’s that coming on to him? Me: *sweats in sapphic flirting*

[@sylvainjacobus2678]

Is it just me who finds Noah's sentence "Would you rather be hatecrimed and just being hatecrimed or would you rather be hatecrimed and then given a nice slice of cake?" absolutely hilarious? I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I'd prefer the cake without the hatecrime, Noah, thank you ;). But also, somehow weirdly you have a point there.

[@rencher013]

the sunset pic was taken outside my high school lol

[@NOAHFINNCE]

iconic

[@randomhumanbeing9303]

Noah and Corry together is 1000000% chaos and it’s incredibly entertaining

[@harperandrea4462]

NOAH IS A GALLAVICH SHIPPER RISE RISE RISE I LOVE THIS!

[@saneyakhattab262]

after watching this video gay doesn’t sound like an actual word anymore..... does that make any sense??

[@edensaraga7215]

“YOU MADE IT GAY” my parents to god

[@Mossking_art]

OKAY BUT CORRY'S HAIRCUT THO: PERFECTION

[@cerysgardner370]

Honestly obsessed with your jumpers noah

[@gulpgulpgulpgulp5417]

I'm not a vegan but nature🥵🔥

[@gulpgulpgulpgulp5417]

A LIKE FROM NOAH ASSHFVDAVFFH

[@et_edits]

star gayzing

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

Ooh, stargayzing, I thought you meant stargazing

[@lasofi5510]

elementary school kids when they hear gossip: 1:42

[@Lou-pm7uf]

this video was such a roller-coaster, i had to pause it every few seconds

[@simplycharming123]

I haven’t gotten but 30 seconds in and I already know this is going to be a wild ride...

[@caitlynwilliams2852]

“i think space feels a bit gay”- my favourite thing to say now

[@nikkibella1607]

Me looking at my obsession with the galaxy: Everything is coming together now

[@Elena-ry1dx]

0:40 the way he started blushing awhhhh

[@shay5555]

Great video. Very funny banter

[@rainStormBaby]

I need infinitely more of these

[@Rain-np7tk]

Headline: THE GAYS MADE SPACE GAY

[@peptodismal5431]

thank you for including captions!

[@Eva-ng3zb]

"It's gay to enjoy SOMEONE'S son" I'M DYING 💀😭☠️☠️

[@sophiacardinale8186]

Whenever Noah films with Cory it’s way more chaotic than his videos by himself and I’m here for it

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

If for some reason that guy in love with his roommate sees this then I hope you have come to terms with your sexuality and have combatted your internalized and externalized homophobia. And I hope things worked out with your roommate 💞

[@whytho62]

the guy who may or may not have feelings for his roommate (he's still not sure), actually DID see this video and was hurt by it.

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

@@whytho62 oh shit that sucks. I honestly love Noah’s content but I feel like he should be more sensitive especially when it has to do with other people’s stories and especially when they’re struggling with their gender and/or sexuality. The guy didn’t say anything homophobic just that he was raised to be homophobic and he clearly had some internalized homophobia if he was actually lgbtq+. I don’t think Noah would ever wish harm on him, I just think he might’ve misread the situation. He was looking for the more homophobic “I’m not gay but” posts so he could make fun of them but instead found this.

[@estherwegenaar3113]

Thinking someone of the same sex looks good isn't exactly gay tho. It just means you looked at your surroundings with a little more interest than you would be able to muster when looking at a brick wall. CONGRATUFRICKINLATIONS

[@misterbabadook8842]

you're wearing the spoon rings:))

[@enbywithcats]

when noah releases a video during a 200 person kahoot game

[@Lenaa____aaa]

I love the brazilian meme of the thinking lady...

[@yarahowell5646]

I'm here having war flashbacks to when I was very closeted saying "I'm not gay but" before everything. Those were cringey years

[@Michelle-yf1sf]

"Im not gay but 💫Noah Finnce💫" "Am I doing it right?"

[@Sophie-ru9ir]

6:23 "... I did stop listening, I'm sorry" Mood

[@giggles4895]

Seems like straight men link emotions with just being gay in general 😭 like no just cuz u find something other than a girl cute doesn’t mean you’re gay 💀

[@andreahidalgolujan7029]

I get the Mickey and Ian thing...

[@maydaylane9154]

i think this has to be one of my favorite videos of yours simply because there are so many good and random one liners that make me laugh so hard

[@fuzzy564]

I'm not gay but ✨anime girls✨

[@insectbah]

the person who wanted to live with their friend forever gave me such aro vibes

[@PsychoticMovieDatabase]

Every time I hear "I'm not gay but" I hear Andy Samberg singing. (Please someone know what I am referring to)

[@boop-9167]

I do now that I searched it XD

[@tessa1316]

I understood that reference

[@potato._.1]

sometimes I think it's internalised homophobia rather than fragile heterosexuality

[@YeaaAh940]

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone❣️Hope everyone has an amazing day filled with love and joy 🙂Virtual hugs to everyone 🤗

[@zayscoastin]

My policy is: if you aren’t an asshole to anybody, then do whatever you want.

[@hannahloiacano4107]

I'd rather someone slap me and give me a monster to make up for it than someone just slapping me.

[@imjustagirlintheworld18]

im not gay but... oh wait yes i am im very very gay

[@Malvm666]

I feel like that the "ooo look at the stars" is more a stoner dude thing lol

[@thisisal8782]

space is gay we've established this

[@Nympthethereal]

I just wanted to share that a billboard by my house says, “LUST is the road to hell, JESUS is the crosswalk”😭😬

[@sophyoung903]

Its not gay if there's no eye contact *stares intensely"

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

9:00 literally the plot of brokeback mountain