Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Ari Shaffir is Back!

[@MP-oi7dz]

Yall were one of the best Kill Tony guests. Funny, engaged, and charismatic. Sky's the limit for you guys for real 📈

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man! Love Tony and love that show!

[@10use]

Yea was really cool seeing them on Kill Tony. Pleasant surprise.

[@raymondrybecki6187]

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[@raymondrybecki6187]

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[@drew4054]

💯

[@erikallen9141]

"Suns out, Guns out" is, without a doubt, in the top 5 trashiest sayings out there

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha for sure

[@actuallynevermind8120]

cant wait to hear what the rest of the top five are ... maybe saying things are in the top 5 might be on there

[@erikallen9141]

@@actuallynevermind8120 how about "I bet you're a blast at parties"

[@CamboSands]

It's up there with "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."

[@EddieHalifax]

Up there with "YOLO" and "That's ratchet"

[@MrKilleromo]

ari is fun to watch and I bet u he is twice as funny when there's no cameras real uncensored

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha the guy is bonkos

[@OregonChronic]

YES! This pod gets better and better. Can’t wait to see you two on JRE together 🙏🙏

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@actuallynevermind8120]

yes Joe should definitely be on ayg we need to know is it trashy or classy on top

[@tmacfan824]

@@AreYouGarbage You guys HAVE to be on Rogan, how you haven't been yet is crazy. Them numbers are cooking! I have a screen name from 2003, you KNOW I am garbage.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

You guys will be on when Luis is on again hahaha

[@debbieskrletts725]

Cant stand rogan but you guys make anything better.

[@RobBanks76]

“Word on the street; it’s a tough hang!” Goddamn, that Kippy is sharper than Damascus steel!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@MeticulousTechTV]

One of the best Ari podcast of all time. You guys really bring out an amazing side of your guests. This thing gonna be BIG

[@MyPronounsISwhom]

I'm going to be honest, I have known about Ari for a while and just never was a big fan. And I've given him a lot of chances and never fully dove in, so I can't say that I was extremely familiar with his work but more than the average Joe I'd say. He always read me the wrong way, didn't really have my style of comedy as far as what I like but I must say my opinion of him has drastically changed. He was such a delight on this episode and I'm currently on a completely different episode with him on it as the guest because of this initial video. Mr shaffir, if you're reading this and if you don't mind me saying I am truly looking forward to hearing more of your work even though I may have already heard it and talk shit about it in the past.

[@bigtuna45]

The whole back and forth with Foley and Ari on insects was gold. The Big Man v. Bug Man

[@Kmkats]

The looks on Foleys face throughout this episode as Ari explains parts of his life are wild haha

[@tbrwy]

“That’s why when you killed that spider in Chicago I was very upset” this is the line that will bring me back to this podcast

[@mellyp5302]

AYG= both the funniest and most fan interactive/appreciative pod around!! Highly suggest their patreon for an exponential increase in your weekly laughter. Plus, becoming a homie now literally gives you the past 2 years of eppys free. Best deal around 🗑❤️🗑

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love ya Mel!! 🙏🗑🙏

[@alexmccracken2163]

I second this person

[@joshuadewez1732]

You know it’s Sunday Funday when you get a double dose of the homies

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🙏🗑🗑🗑

[@CowneloAlvaroid]

Am I missing an episode here? Where's the double dose at bozo?

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@CowneloAlvaroid it's because we are bozos we don't have access to it. Drop 10 clams am month for their patreon and you will be a homie not a bozo like we are currently.

[@CowneloAlvaroid]

@@LuckyLuch1 🤣😄 facts

[@MrNicvdb]

Gald I got in early on AYG... So much fun watching this pod go through tha roof!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man! Appreciate the support!

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

“Stole a nice salmon the other day”😂😂😂

[@bigChrisWithAtinyPeice]

This is becoming my favorite Podcast very fast

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha!

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Foley's look at the camera when explaining his toilet cleaning, OMG so good.

[@sk8legendz]

your Kill Tony appearance was great. y'all had some funny input some of the best guest in weeks on the show

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!!

[@Jonathan-2000]

The look of disgust Foley uses when Ari is talking about eating bugs could be put in the national archives as one of the greatest faces ever made

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@wakkawakkawakka2401]

Love seeing you guys getting love and praises around the comedy scene. Both of you nailed it and killed it on Kill Tony! They better consider bringing you guys back! Keep up the good work, hustle and grind! 👊🏽 Much respects for your content.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man!!

[@DATDesign]

Agreed! One of the best Kill Tony's in a while. Wayyy better than drunk Rogan lol.

[@chrisfair11]

A rule my mother engrained in me. Mail doesn't come in the house unless it matters. Literally I grab mail from the box and throw it in the trash before it comes in the house. Unless it is a bill or something important. Then the next rule - anything that comes in is important enough to be taken care of right away. Bills don't sit around, they get paid right away. Important docs go where you need them, everything else is trash.

[@FunkyBreakfast]

You critters can't seem to miss. Thanks again, for another banger.

[@kristi4842]

My favorite guest on here.

[@Ant-the-plant-man710]

Just finished watching this while ripping my bong the whole time this show gets better and better every episode 🔥🔥🔥

[@frankdevine1457]

I've been a $10 home for almost a year now. How am I just discovering the epic openening sequence to the show?!?! Well done boys!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks man!

[@taylorg8509]

Just got hooked on ayg !! Binging all of em !! Thx gang !

[@AreYouGarbage]

My man, thank you! Glad you like the show

[@bracksampson1]

I'm jealous

[@drew4054]

One of the best pods out right now... I need to see you guys live in nyc this summer

[@AreYouGarbage]

Will have some shows coming up!

[@drew4054]

@@AreYouGarbage where is your next show in nyc? I want to see the pod live and watch you guys do stand up. I'll bring all the boys too.

[@xXDarkseiderXx]

"you drop the 'er' and throw it on the banana?" LooooooooooooooooooooooL

[@adambrocious8107]

Are you garbage? Is literally the best question ever I’m dying

[@UnlimitedChill655]

It only makes sense that trash pick-up is on a Monday after the garbage arrives Sunday night.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🗑🙌

[@cafferacer]

This is seriously a top tier podcast for reaching drunk drivers. Gets some gvmt ads in here dudes... Also don't don't get a DUI not getting one is my biggest life accomplishment heh

[@justinroth2938]

You got REAL "banned-for-life" face...HAHAHAHA

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@lastname5863]

Lmao- Foley was about to cry when Ari said he ate dog🤣🤣🤣 Omg! 100pct soy! NO ants! 🤣

[@botmon.]

Walking out of a sporting good store in a full wet suit with a surfboard 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@BACNandEGGS]

The shoplifting youtube they’re talking about is called “Gas Station Encounters”… he’s a comedic genius

[@AreYouGarbage]

Its great!!!

[@actuallynevermind8120]

thank you they never said the name you just saved me alot of geussin

[@puddintaine4556]

aaaaand he's checking out the snackie cakes...

[@olmosbananas]

she gone!

[@BACNandEGGS]

@@actuallynevermind8120 hope you binged the entire channel like I did when I discovered them

[@r.l.5812]

This was amazing guys. Ari is an infuriatingly interesting guy. Great pod, you were tru da roof.

[@ryanbrown3177]

3:14 Why does Foley always look like he’s about to spit his tongue out when he laughs? Looks like he’s in the middle of a dry heave 😂 Awesome shows by the way!

[@danshirreffs947]

I know it’s chicken sandwiches but shout out big man. That patreon ep made my Sunday

[@fungusrumpus]

"you get what im saying" 🤣🤣🤣

[@atymelany1967]

You guys are so funny I love your podcast, I think you should call Jordan on your show the host of unmentionable pod. you guys would be so funny together :D

[@tributaryranch8861]

Oh yess, Jordan is a really funny guy, i like his podcast

[@DanEllingson23]

Found you guys through Ari.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love that Ari!

[@toddkonrad2407]

If there’s not a Suns Out Guns Out Modeling Competition on the Paytch in the near future…you boys are Leaving Money On The Fold Up Table! Shout out to Foley’s hair and chain today too. Real Rocky III Stallone energy there.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha dont hate it!

[@bracksampson1]

Foleys rocky 3 montage would just be him going hard in the paint at an IHOP

[@EdoKwin]

44:34 - I'm convinced Ari does stuff like this more for the bit than anything else.

[@DATDesign]

You guys and Ari jive awesome together. Found out about you guys thanks to Skeptic Tank. AYG keeps getting better and better!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man! Gotta love that ari!

[@ibevorpe3035]

My grandmother always called any fridge "the Frigidaire "...

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Trif0x]

it just keeps getting better and better

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!

[@foxyroxy2264]

Yes I'm having the worst vaca, this helps ALOT!!! thanks guy!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Haha happy to help’

[@nonedifferences56]

lmaooooo Foley was so uncomfortable after the Dog and ant eating 🤣🤣🤣 Run! Daisey

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

This was a great ep. I thought it was old bc Aries been battling cancer but he looks decent here. Hopefully a good sign for him

[@austinjohnson2501]

What are you talking about?

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@austinjohnson2501 read comment above

[@here7036]

I swear Ari's acid kicked in 2/3 the way in, I saw you boys trying to figure out the energy shift lol

[@lookbeforeitstoolate]

ari's mama celeste is top 10 pizzas, you ever had a big mama celeste? those were dumb good but the tostinos weird crust/dough is also a good drunk pizza

[@weaveracresfarm6584]

Love Sunday - $20 homie gets 2 eps today 💪💪

[@AreYouGarbage]

Appreciate it!!

[@gingerarab7693]

My buddy got a weed dui in Washington and they still made him get the blow-n-go, so we would go smoke somewhere and then blow the smoke into the breathalyzer and crack the fuck up when it still started

[@bracksampson1]

Is your friends name josey?

[@davidjamesglass]

42:00 Ari considers stealing the Wawa cup 😆😆

[@PokeeIs]

Instant. Certified. Classic. Great ep gentletrashmen

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@davids1110]

Hey hey fellas Love Ari !

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brothan

[@aandydaviss]

Foley we see that headless Jango figure in the back, you ain't slick

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@ednakrabapoly]

"I ain't leavin' I like breathin' " yet another sneaky kippy wigger line. I see you playboy.

[@bracksampson1]

I see you everywhere. You have good taste

[@collin3573]

Bert eats his boogers, Ari eats bugs, and Foley wipes the toilet seat with water from the bowl. Yikes 😂

[@zachc334]

Foley's good logic is so fucking wild lmao

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@rambo6796]

Thank you Ari. The Bozos love ya!! 1st ever shout out on Rogan. Long live the chosen people.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🙏

[@rambo6796]

@@AreYouGarbage thx boys

[@rambo6796]

@@AreYouGarbage just thought of this one while watching. I am Ram Bo on Patreon. But Is it garbage to light your cig with a Zippo trick? Hahah there are soo many tricks. I hope this question makes a broadcast.

[@puddintaine4556]

THE Ghost of Kiev?!?

[@Speedster_2451]

“” The boys are back in town!!””

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@PhaedruS007]

Reader’s Digest on the can was the best “me time” in the early 90s. Just the joke pages.

[@rileyhughes5613]

Holy shit I forgot about Reader's Digest

[@KTF0]

The toilet water thing is top 3 disgusting things Foley does. And that says a lot.

[@imnez12]

LOS President Ari Shaffir is always a great guests

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hes the best!

[@askfcorru38fuoe]

so hyped for this episode

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🗑🙌

[@iamfarik1929]

Back to back to back to back bangers

[@ryanparadissis9115]

The only way to get out of shoplifting is to scatter run or just slam somebody and run.

[@ethanpowell6206]

"You might as well ate cigarettes" --- I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE!!!!!!!! haha

[@Krebbaroni]

Dark Days is that homeless subway documentary, absolutely amazing

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yes!! Killer doc

[@jessop-]

I watched this at 2am UK time, fell asleep & dreamt Foley was driving my 1st car & calling me out like some kind of bozo.

[@lukewojdylo9241]

As the beard gets bigger and the guy gets smaller, Foley looks more and more like DeNiro. Youse guys should do a "Casino" remake...Ari as Sharon Stone.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@puddintaine4556]

Chain is getting bigger, too. Big man lookin' good.

[@mistermlg8759]

how we feel about having sauce packets in the fridge

[@AreYouGarbage]

Tough look

[@puddintaine4556]

Doesn't really help preserve an air tight package, just makes it cold/congealed.

[@sandyhoy8936]

one time in australia got stranded on an island and had to eat bugs

[@AreYouGarbage]

Tough look!

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Im like a 1/4 in and this ep has me rolling lol

[@smitty1281]

Foleys little seinfeld bit hard me crackin up! The boys are quick with it!!

[@matthewrowley813]

Holy shit...that is the number for the LA unemployment office

[@tech1238]

Thanks fellas

[@lofttm969]

The Hamburg / Bananer bit had me laughing for 10 mins

[@hughjass7101]

Ari is one of the coolest guys I ever met, I gave him shrooms at jfl mtl one year and he lemme come to every single show. he was also a cool hang afterwards. fkn Legend

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hes the man!

[@here7036]

Uncle Hank giving it to us down the barrel at 10:03 lmao

[@jerrykhoff9023]

This might have been the funniest episode I have seen

[@father3dollarbill]

I like the echoes on trash trash trash...

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hhaha i’ll keep doing them!

[@campbellgreim3582]

Ari is such a great guest for this show lol

[@antonstyles6881]

self-flaggelation à la ball bag 😂😂😂

[@asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopp]

Saw this and 2 bears one cave on my home screen and instantly clicked this 🤝

[@lukesposato9392]

Love my garbage sundays bozos. Viva la garbaggio 🗑🗑🗑!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🗑🙌🙌

[@Boxcarboxingboxer]

Lol i was so sure ari was going to steal the wawa mug

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@braxtonmarshall3638]

Burnies Beers and The fuckin boys let’s go!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hell of a night!!

[@avilla6788]

And Ari… that phone number was correct

[@mizzle1788]

The rat King is Theo Von 😂

[@malikshabazz2065]

you guys rule and Ari is the best. great job boys!

[@joshuaclark1930]

you put it under the banana. far and away, the best line of the show.

[@terrygarvey7178]

Great episode, Ari is great. UH was on fire!!!

[@davidcasiano4570]

Haha @ 42:00 Ari looking around for something to steal 🤣🤣

[@nickleon58]

Listening to this while chainsmoking some marbie reds just the way God intended it!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha love it! Smoke em if you got em!

[@ERlrg]

I’ve spent countless hours watching the gas station videos on Facebook 😂

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

It's gonna be another doozy. Quick question does the Patreon have extra AYG eps or just hard feeling eps and Patreon goal vids? love youse guys

[@mellyp5302]

Being a $10 homie gets you 2 extra eppys a week. One Hard Feelings and one bonus AYG!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Weekly bonus eps of AYG! Usually just me and the big man

[@justingagnier1394]

You need to become a $10 homie it’s worth it!!! It’s all about VALUE baby! Two extra eps a week that’s freakin 8 a month!! Totally worth it and they’re the best. Love youse guys and congrats to the big man for losing the weight. Keep it up!!!

[@foxyroxy2264]

I'm fuckin sold

[@pattywiththefatty]

@@justingagnier1394 CHICKEN SAMMICHES.

[@jdcriswell2499]

Another great episode. Always enjoy

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

AYG will go down in Podcast history as one of the best of all time.

[@OutlierConcepts]

I love that Foley ALWAYS goes for double or nothing ( even though its usually "nothing") ..... that's why we play.....

[@caivsivlivs]

putting pizza back on the cardboard thing for sure still 😂💯