Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joey Diaz Returns!

[@-fu2pr]

“I just wanna get high and find a victim” has to be the most Joey Diaz line ever 😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Like a doctah

[@mr.tellithowitisz]

Tremendous

[@hughjass7101]

his crimes are all exaggerations. he went to jail for 11months.

[@jill9165]

@@hughjass7101 you clearly dont know much

[@eatass5627]

@@hughjass7101I know people who have done crazier shit and never got caught People who think his stories could never happen just haven’t seen that side of life The underbelly of Massachusetts north shore is full of people just like Joey

[@ddiliello]

Watching Foley cross off literally nothing on his notebook is hilarious

[@prestonshehan8]

I came to the comments for this comment! I’m glad I ain’t the only one laughing at it everytime

[@jacobcraft2000]

literally read this comment as he did it

[@siscoismyhomey]

It hadn't occurred to me before, and it's killing me every time now

[@robertomacari501]

He does have stuff written down if you zoom in 😂

[@michaelm3505]

Redbar

[@zathandropus7557]

“You like quiche?” Is fucking brilliant hahahaha

[@JDeuce]

😂

[@alexchavez217]

Joey looked up like “ did this mf really just ask that?” Lol

[@IvyMay-qn2ys]

That explains the bud light in the fridge. 😢

[@panakoz13]

Let it fo bro. They made up for it.​@@IvyMay-qn2ys

[@michaelpotter3627]

😂😂😂I lost it, the pause and look, you knew it was about to get hectic

[@tomsevcik1792]

“It’s a beautiful day to be alive” -Uncle Joey. It truly is indeed!

[@jesseraymiller7381]

Vb

[@mr.tellithowitisz]

Man I miss those 2016-17 periscopes. Those were the days.

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Rip Uncle Joey. Check the news in 6 hours :((

[@addisonhollerich7326]

I miss tou

[@realsteezystevie]

‘I’ll kill you and rot in prison because you made fun of me and hurt my feelings with a joke’ -uncle Joey

[@Sparky_theburnout]

This hour will be better than the entire Super Bowl. Thanks boys

[@Last_Chance.]

Facts!!

[@tmacfan824]

better than the first half for sure

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

Getting high with Joey is my superbowl

[@ceeloz0029]

A truer statement has never been written 👌

[@sillencze3267]

Aaaaaand it was

[@BrandinZinck]

Finding these boys was like discovering a couple Percs in an old winter coat.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

Half a perc 30 and 3/4 of a zanny. It might be better than finding 100 bucks

[@danyewest9593]

Who forgets a perc in their jacket though? 😂

[@RussiaDaily]

@@danyewest9593a hobo

[@RussiaDaily]

@@danyewest9593he wrote that comment on the library computer

[@Steven_McCrae]

@@RussiaDaily🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏽

[@albreezy26]

Dropping it before the big game is a big brain move. I guess the guy with the biggest forehead in the group made the decision lol

[@johnfred3860]

Haha

[@growingheart8039]

😂

[@maxcharacterlimitreache-]

I'm out of my usual timezone but i was not mistaken, it s a pre game!

[@andrewtruex]

Smartest trash bags in the cupboard

[@nickb9379]

Lets gooooo

[@phildillon3630]

"I've got everyone on the edible programme" most Joey thing ever. Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Love it😂

[@HezzyEastside]

Tremendous

[@michaelm3505]

Redbar

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Foley was on such a great roll of questions designed to piss off Joey in the best way.

[@zacharycox1563]

How do I start my days? I rip a couple bongs and then I head to jiu-jitzu 😂 I love this dude. That's some spirit animal energy right there

[@Last_Chance.]

You ain't lying

[@jawnzen8366]

Honeydew Joey Diaz

[@newtonfootball78]

The dart is the wall is a great touch

[@Last_Chance.]

Glad I'm not the only one that caught that. Stay blk brother

[@Sully.M]

This pod is such a good change of pace - I get so tired of comedian podcasts where they just talking about what comedy clubs suck or who murdered at the Improv in ‘06

[@alnibodycare]

1000 AYG is real, raw, and special. They are inappropriate without objectifying women or degrading other people. They are mature enough to talk about women without being creepy like other guys and you can tell they are mature bc they know how to change the subject when someone brings something up that’s not their vibe. They are vulnerable and the opposite of phony and that’s refreshing. Also they are goddamn hilarious. 😊

[@aloaloings5596]

Joey Diaz saying “monkey” never fails to make me laugh hysterically regardless of context

[@IronBuddha80]

"Yeah her monkey's on fire" 😆

[@illuminahde]

16:22 You get along with the baseball coach? I don't even know why you bring it up. 😂⚰️💀😂

[@victoriaarmstong322]

😂😂 this 🤌🤌

[@MGrant-bj1dc]

Was bummed about this 12 hour shift on Super Bowl Sunday... Then I see this!

[@spencercollins5321]

Bro gonna watch this 12 times 😂

[@DownSouth954]

Oof hope this helps you get through the long haul shift

[@batmansgotham4763]

Kick the shit out of that shift for uncle Joey!

[@jamescoleman1574]

I just finished my 16 hrs shift 😂

[@William2Firearms]

​@@batmansgotham4763Steal something from corporate for uncle Joe!

[@NickPR87]

Bro, them losing it over quice absolutely destroyed me! 😂😂😂😂

[@cypresswoods5220]

50:32 😂😂😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Lol

[@allanguzman9828]

I was in tears 😂

[@Robert-bj6sv]

You mean Quiche Nick?

[@travissawatzky9924]

Yeah Nick

[@TicTacRS]

That quiche moment was legendary. All time AYG moment up there with Kippy's wink.

[@setyourhandle___]

“A heavy foot and a bad right eye” Uncle Joey is the best Shout out to the boys bringing a sweet one before Super Bowl gets going

[@nickm724]

50:30 🤣🤣 Probably the hardest ive seen Kippy laugh

[@nado121]

T-Bone had a hard time keeping up with uncle Joey on the bleeps in this one 😂😂

[@tangosierra1]

Can't understand why they would do it in the first place 😂

[@aaronromo6790]

@@tangosierra1why did they edit him???!

[@jackpack0060]

23:32 When Toby pulls up Critical Bill and Kippy gives him a look of total bewilderment yet appreciation. Like he was saying good job was great lol

[@brendanmcginn6389]

Uncle Joey in the house! Took the boat in.. like a gentlemannnnn

[@Ian-hd3od]

I read that in Kippy's voice 😂

[@alexderoche1861]

Like a doctah

[@sethfinnen5607]

“I take that boat in get some sun like a dactah”

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Joey is the very definition of Garbage and I love it. Even listening to him breathe while you wear headphones is a trashy experience.

[@Last_Chance.]

Naturally. Stay blk CS's

[@tempk490]

tremendous congestion

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

50:33 and the following min or two is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while even the boys were crying hahaha

[@alexchavez217]

Wack ass question lol this pod hella funny

[@LadyDemo]

Same 😂❤

[@danielmcclure4947]

🤣 at Joey's wife crying "When will it end?" after he drives into his garage door stoned

[@DavisD814]

I love that the boys had a better understanding of Joey from their first episode that they knew what questions would fire him up and make him go off and they sprinkled them all in perfectly!

[@LeumasMartin]

Out sick from work and Uncle Joey on the pod is exactly what I needed today. Tremendous!

[@Dixie_N0rmis]

Think I just sprained my index finger like some kind of Bozo. Good to see Uncle Joey in the house.

[@Last_Chance.]

Uncle joeys laugh always warms my heart and makes me smile

[@bandofmountains]

Everything Joey Diaz says is funny. Literally everything.

[@globetrotter7344]

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH! UNCLE JOEY! Never ever will I not watch Uncle Joey! The funniest man alive, period.

[@Last_Chance.]

Facts!!!

[@Burgerboss-rb7un]

please make uncle joey a staple on this show. He fits this show so well.

[@samanthab1923]

He will have the time. Wants to stop doing the pod & traveling for stand up. Just do a residency with Rogan once a month

[@MJ-qh2su]

Foley: "You eat quiche?" Joey: "Wtf?" 😀

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

Joey needs to have a line of bongs and pipes and papers and such😂😂

[@TonerLow]

Da stars of det

[@ManBroTheDude]

@@TonerLowit says translate to English on your comment lol

[@brianomoli4]

@@ManBroTheDudeand the translation is shit lol

[@NelsonMuntz1993]

He definitely needs to. He’s got a line of weed called Laughing Gas

[@bandofmountains]

@@NelsonMuntz1993laughing gas is Joeys? Lol had no idea

[@IncredibleHodor]

THAT LEFT TURN WAS TREMENDOUS!!!!! HELL YEAH UNCLE JOEY!

[@djcmb]

These friggin guys....never have i ever been let down...seriously my favorite people....i like my therapist but these gentlemen always make me feel ok

[@bmrepass]

Aint nobody trying to be funny here, but it had me laffin the hardest in months! Uncle Joey is a real one 😂

[@Last_Chance.]

The realest

[@zacharyrudnik4472]

Do you get along with the baseball coach? "No, I already went off on him" 😂😂😂

[@jodygtv]

Joey is my favorite and I'm loving these random questions you guys ask. At 50:30 when you ask if he likes quiche and the way you two looks at each other, I'm dying. Great Podcast guys!

[@aarongutierrez2353]

I’m on my patio dying outside they way he stared at him 🤣

[@michaelbeal1400]

Uncle Joey in the mix. I'm here for all of this, work be damned. I'm feeling sick today.

[@Last_Chance.]

Like a doctah

[@jonathanguevara807]

Joey teaching Toby about the “Small” hundred 😂😂😂

[@smuuthbrane7029]

Seriously, it's one of the funniest podcasts I've listened to. Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

[@jacklacanna9563]

Joey's disappointed looks after certain questions is the best

[@paulconaty2538]

“What the fuck are you going to do with a baseball bat?” God Uncle Joey is the best

[@realsteezystevie]

Hit a woman with it because she laughed at a joke about him… his words not mine

[@phildillon3630]

Joey and the boys. I've never clicked play so fast. The AYG boys and Joey Diaz on Sunday, doesn't get much better than that. Tremendous, I'd like this twice if I could!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@harmontown8928]

Absolute baller move putting it out early on Super Bowl Sunday! Now I can start boozing!

[@JacobG093]

Joey casually admitting to driving high af 😂 love ya Unc!

[@seangarnhart6648]

“Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be alright” shout out uncle Joey and on my favorite pod. Its a good day

[@thomholio]

Uncle Joey is a kind soul and a legend and a national treasure.

[@christianperez7846]

Joey is just magnificent. He’s as brilliant as the first time he stepped on stage. He hasn’t lost a beat in 30 years. One of the funniest people to ever speak 😅

[@gme420]

Smoke a super bowl with uncle Joey

[@Gernyy]

Whoaaaaaa an early episode. This is better than Christmas boys

[@mrbeans2425]

I fkn needed this today! Thank you boys

[@tstace215]

"Ya like quiche?" needs to be a t-shirt

[@cliveowen334]

Uncle Joey and the bozos, the only family I need

[@Last_Chance.]

My man..

[@ZenoSama_]

Fuckin love Uncle Joey. Feels like family every time he’s around.

[@AnalogX64]

49:08 Comedy gold, I've tears from laughing so hard.

[@Hogie251995]

Just watched the We Might Be Drunk Valentine's Ep, and the big man is looking fantastic!

[@farkengoose6]

The look on Joey's face when asked about quiche. I can't 🤣 I've replayed it so many times. Up there with Kippy doing karaoke at Christmas for top tier AYG lolz

[@Rabbit-m2j]

Needed a pick me up today and man this hit the spot!!

[@timbermun5012]

I love uncle joey, absolute class act imo got me through some really rough times was hard for me when the church closed up shop. But if he hadn’t of ended the pod I would have never of found the boys to take his place so everything happens for a reason. Glad you guys had uncle Joey on I’ll watch anything he’s in, it’s an instant click from me.

[@robertkane3172]

They couldn't get through the into fast enough. Lol. Great timing, so pumped for uncle Joey

[@evandercaldwell9993]

1:00:13 "I get flashbacks when I beat up that nun!!" Geez Joey, LMAOO!!! 😂😂

[@manic_maniac_man_marvin3271]

Nothing like starting off the day with some Black Sabbath!

[@davidperez5089]

Hand of doom on ur morning hawd on.😂

[@Last_Chance.]

Stay blk CS's

[@vldmaiden]

I died at the quiche part

[@lacefacethegreat]

Best Sunday surprise ever! Definitely a classy move before the game. Thanks fellas.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Got that right! I don't think I could have clicked any faster! I think I literally laughed all giddy and clapped my hands together I was so excited, I haven't seen anything with Joey on it for a while and I was laughing through this whole thing, his facial expressions, his delivery with the most ridiculous shit he says, I fuckin love Joey Diaz so much!

[@ach0048]

Any day with uncle Joey is a good day

[@JD_50]

Like a doctah !!

[@Alexis_-_]

"I'm not a Harry Potter guy" "You don't say" 😂 Hilarious episode

[@moose1875]

An 8ball on layaway is hilarious 😂

[@evanedwardsen7849]

"first thing in the morning what do you do? " I started laughing immediately. His demener with a conversation. I wake up. When? when i wake up.

[@FabiusandGertie]

Funniest guest of all time! Love Joey! 🤘

[@Xxballin17xX]

The edibles kicked in right around the karaoke question 😂😂☠️

[@Lethargiccharge]

HOLY SHIT YESSS

[@Danimal506]

“Unless he was a guitarist for those little Koreans that jump up and down” 😂 That reference should’ve gotten more!

[@andrewstacey4868]

If we can’t get Joey on the honeydew. We will take uncle Joey and the wawa twins

[@michaelbettisworth8938]

I honestly haven't laughed this hard out loud since the last time I heard uncle Joey. I'm stoked to be a new subscriber to this channel fellas

[@JHW773]

Like a DOCTA he returns 🔥

[@undrgrouknight]

I haven’t had such great of a lot of laughs in a LOOOONG time with my miserable self. I really hope Joey returns again and guys please have the questions ready. Wow! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@TheGsingh402]

This garage door guy wants to get smoked out while installing Mr. Diaz's door.

[@keepmewierd]

29:44 "...you're living with a bunch of Spanish Spidermen" lmao

[@dawson1373]

What a Christmas surprise!

[@mandero88NAFO]

"Yeah...her monkeys on fire" LMAOOOO fuggin tremendous dawg

[@FanYarnla]

Definitely the hardest I’ve seen Kippy laugh during an episode.

[@shizlittlebam]

Joey is so inspiring. 7:34 a.m. and im gonna hit my bong.

[@JBobinson]

Spent 10 hours yesterday listening to every Honeydew episode with Joey. Man's life has been a movie.

[@Mynameistyshawn]

Never miss a podcast when big Joeys on!!! Has he ever NOT been funny?!?! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@keyz_r_us_comics2478]

Lets goooo UNCLE JOEY!!!

[@rustincole_w1339]

Really annoys me that they had to censor out when Joey was saying Faygo got ... Nothing wrong with it

[@Yankeehorseman]

You can never go wrong with Uncle Joey. Best guest of any podcast hands down. You can see the love and respect Foley has for him.

[@ControllerOctane217]

Censoring Joey Diaz’s “F” words is criminal…

[@joshphoenix3754]

this was absolutely hilarious. I haven’t cracked up like that in a while the quiche.

[@RustyBlumpkins]

Is it garbage to sensor uncle Joey?

[@user-jd7bu8ce6o]

Is it garbage to complain and spell censor wrongly?

[@RustyBlumpkins]

@@user-jd7bu8ce6o 🤣😂I’m not edumacated

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

50:32 Had me in stitches 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@IronKnee963]

"I don't like popcorn" *proceeds to tell how he eats a tub every year*

[@rick063092]

Love Uncle Joey and watch everything he does. Great job by getting some different stuff out of him with the questions.. btw- Charles Atlas was the ad with the guy who got sand kicked in his face at the beach, it was on the back of every comic book for decades..

[@ozzymanuel]

Love you guys thanks for making my Sunday mornings 🤘🏼

[@HarryFraudulent]

I've had a terrible week but this had me crying laughin, uncle Joey is undefeated

[@adamdrakestudio]

This just made an already good Sunday FUCKING TREMENDOUS.