Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader but it's a weird PS2 game

Nobody: Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Kevin: No.
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[@anthognome]

I'm two minutes in. There is no way that this isn't a horror game.

[@IamaPERSON]

Ha, you said it!

[@tombstonejones9581]

9:10

[@bruh-vr9cf]

Your not wrong

[@hugovinicius2068]

5 second in and I already can see that the audio production value went up. This is going to be a gem!

[@KitsuneFyora]

Exactly. That kid laugh immediately means some shit is behind you trying to eat your face off and steal your soul

[@roseofindigo7911]

I'm expecting Kevin to kill a bunch of children on the sims 4 to assert dominance.He may not be smarter than a 5th grader but he is stronger.

[@triphazardd]

Well, since he can't kill these ones

[@stygian8049]

The last line is perfection

[@antandy1199]

Don't give him ideas, he'll find a way to do it!

[@callmeluna8903]

😂😂

[@generalbanana1885]

Pufferfish works, he killed a kid in his restaurant a year or two back.

[@lewashby8662]

"Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?" *Kevin talking into his VR mic like an actual idiot*

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku speaking of actual idiots.

[@itsyaboibiggusdiggus420]

@@AxxLAfriku ah feck,here we go again

[@Beaver_Monday]

@@AxxLAfriku eat shit

[@graysoniguess520]

AxxL a, literally no body asked, b, don’t call yourself the unprettiest because you spelt it wrong and you haven’t even seen every youtuber in the world, and no one is literally going to sympathise for by subbing to you because you can call yourself ugly

[@cuff1626]

Mean

[@nicholasrobertson4200]

Kevin: komodo dragon? Aren't they a little lizard? Komodo dragon: *The largest lizard in the world*

[@AndreasIvans]

They also have their own island

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

Andreas Ivan and soon to come... an Empire...

[@squidpile]

Roman Woolner soon, they shall take the universe...

[@nathan4165]

Well... Deimos is also the smallest moon in the solar system, not the largest. It all balances out :)

[@Dark0neone]

@@nathan4165 ....what?

[@DogNamedWatson]

"I am NOT smarter than a fifth grader" The fifth grader who got the question wrong: 👁👄👁

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That was a super difficult question to be honest

[@Mystic189]

.👄.

[@whyamihere7846]

👁👄👁 🤲🏽

[@Mystic189]

@@whyamihere7846 .👄.

[@CivilCaine]

👄👁👄

[@niyaxm03]

Kevin: *chooses first grade math* Also Kevin: “why is this so easy”

[@SimpleProductions]

👽😂🤣

[@atmywhitson]

Lol 1️⃣➕1️⃣ =🤔

[@spiderz5145]

Free range chicken nuggets 2️⃣4️⃣❗️

[@gracekim1998]

niyaxm OH🤣

[@Alexiofy]

Ironically, Kevin did not know about the "Ring of Fire"

[@icollectstories5702]

But Johnny Cash did!

[@h2owl205]

Top notch comment

[@kieranspeegle9526]

*war flashbacks to comedy night*

[@danpryle313]

"come on kid lets all sit in a circle."

[@Alex_IHateHandles]

Kieran Speegle So I saw a film recently...

[@johannbeyl8966]

Komodi dragons are little lizards right. Meanwhile komodo dragons: literally the largest living lizard

[@MJonMBoviM]

Wait they are bigger than crocs and gators? Or are they just classified differently?

[@ryanfuller4401]

What about the lizard people?

[@aozorakei5288]

@@MJonMBoviM Believe it or not crocs and gators are more closely related to birds than you'd think

[@MartyKay]

@@aozorakei5288 I believe you, there is a croc sitting on a tree next to my window singing me a good morning every day.

[@gramlive1]

Well compared to dragons the komodo dragons are just little lizards right?

[@westallen2383]

Friend: "who's your favorite singer?" Kevin: "alikeya keys"

[@masterofreality6201]

"HOW MANY QUARTERS ARE IN TWO QUARTERS?" Kevin: I'm gonna use the cheat on that one.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

Nah its the music shit that threw him off

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That was a super difficult question to be honest

[@realhuman5688]

Trey Walker It would be for someone not into music, but for someone into music it would be easy.

[@salzkuuu]

Can’t you also figure that out through math and not even need to know music? Or did I come up with the right answer wrong? I thought that 1/4 is a quarter therefore 2/4 has two quarters

[@Bleagle]

@@salzkuuu Nope, that's the correct reasoning

[@rocky3128]

Answer: “the ring of fire, a very active volcano region” All long time subscribers: “Ring of Fire? I haven’t heard that name in years”

[@fableinside1]

And it burns, burns, burns...

[@ashleighrose2332]

Just hearing him say "Ring of fire" brings back sweet, sweet memories 😜😂😂

[@berpipo]

man it's been like... a few days at least.

[@tiptoes9847]

Love is a burning thing...

[@scarletbard6511]

And it makes, a fiery ring.

[@bohawkes1253]

Kevin: *Opens his video in a school classroom Me: *Has flashbacks to the last time he entered a school classroom in fallout

[@TommFoolery]

*Oh god. Not again*

[@HelpW4nted]

The boomers went boom

[@jeremygelwicks1177]

*Who lost a leg?*

[@KNEEsocksandsandals]

"Are you suRe yoUre noT a fiFTh grAdeR?" Wow man, you got the whole squad laughing.

[@ihateeverybodynotajoke2491]

i’d like but it’s at 420

[@remmus7742]

Tyler Branigin wow haha get it because it’s the funny weed number haha funny joke

[@maccabs]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUNEE

[@KuueenKumi]

CURSED

[@DisgruntledGoblin]

He sounds so drunk the whole time, it's amazing XD

[@Conceptcreator]

Kevin... It was the smallest moon... The kid selected largest moon

[@vocexseta]

I would've gotten it wrong because my 90's brain still thought of Pluto's moon as the smallest. Damn it.

[@snowy5789]

No deimos has a lot of water he actually got it right I looked it up on google and it is the smallest moon too

[@itzi6249]

@@snowy5789 yes google is reliable. It you debunk this, you can eliminate 2 answers by knowing that ganymede is the largest moon and there are alot of moons orbiting jupiter that orbit clockwise.

[@itzi6249]

They are called irregular moons iirc.

[@bean7837]

@@vocexseta Deimos is still smaller than Charon my dude

[@Spootnik]

The slowdown makes everyone terrifying except Jeff Foxworthy, it just makes him sound drunk

[@SieMiezekatze]

I love the name fox worthy, reminds me of a south American lastime that is was 'nada" (nothing)

[@killminewin4733]

Are youu surrre yourrre not a fITH Graideer?

[@Corkoth55]

​@@SieMiezekatzewhat

[@madgamercaddwd9455]

I'm slowly starting to fall in love with Kebin... His little woohos and the lagginess of his voice just makes my Heart beat at 3fps.

[@samspielmann7704]

You might want to get that checked by a doctor

[@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283]

Oh God, me too! It’s like I can’t help it. I love the stupid pixelated dope. With that blue shirt and weird clapping style YES DADDY

[@handsomest1]

Peachie u single?

[@joecisco7504]

@@handsomest1 Trying to date on KZbin? Eww how can you measure compatibility, values and get a sense of their personality and what they're like as a person

[@handsomest1]

Joe Cisco u gae?

[@uwillbeefound6439]

"Komodo dragons are small lizard" well at least the lizard bit is right...

[@SimpleProductions]

Truu

[@kylelopez7631]

Show him a video of it killing something. He wont ever forget.

[@oyeronkeolabode5813]

I have seen two komono lizards in my life and both were terrifying.

[@frauleinbird]

@@oyeronkeolabode5813 I actually think they're pretty adorable. Perhaps because the only ones I met had really cool names (like Hurricane) and were trained to recognize colors and shapes, and to walk on leashes during the first lockdown. A giant lizard using an elevator is quite a sight.

[@Itsachapel]

@@frauleinbird they are, I love them! You should see them in the wolf though, especially in rural areas from where they come from - they often kill people and you just hear them running at you from within the grass. D;

[@hamjaro2920]

When Kevin pronounces Alicia as "Ali-key-ah", Patreon supporter named Felicia: I'm in danger.

[@feline256]

I did not believe the Alicia I know could actually have her name mispronounced like that. 😂 Lol

[@douchemccracken449]

It’s the way of the Irish. Listen to him say _three_ ... They say _tree_

[@kaylynno_kae7919]

Douche McCracken My cousin who is from Chicago says Tree instead of Three. I think he might be Irish.

[@douchemccracken449]

Kaylynn Is Bad at Everything Yes

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Felikeya

[@phelovepokemon]

"It's... just you... and me...George" This is both hilarious and kinda murdery

[@gracehaven5459]

Crybaby Panda Of Mice and Men theme intensifies

[@squirrelcoom]

Law & Order sound effect

[@missmary1992]

"I don't think babies have kneecaps." Theres a sentence I never thought I would hear 🤣

[@PiaPiaPierrot]

Miss Mary babies actually don’t have kneecaps, kneecaps are formed as babies grow! They are cartilage that solidified as they ge

[@PiaPiaPierrot]

Age*

[@kin1562]

zeal mint chaos nothing to break then 😔

[@missmary1992]

@@PiaPiaPierrot dang I didn't know that. That's interesting

[@thephonelad7887]

@@missmary1992 you now you can just edit it right?

[@amystrader5139]

“...sometimes you have to ask stupid questions...” isn’t that like the basis of every video

[@qzeq]

Stupid questions are the norm. Sometimes there might be a good question.

[@jonathanwaswrong3917]

"I don't think babies have kneecaps." -Kebin

[@TheWhite0wl]

Jonathan Was Wrong I mean, he’s right 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jonathanwaswrong3917]

@@TheWhite0wl, checks out... not until they're 4... hahahahahahahaha I knew they had more bones than less... the truly amazing thing is that something that sounds so reee is actually true.... great. God bless! PS Why did Kevin know that babies specifically don't have kneecaps?

[@peterpepa3041]

@@jonathanwaswrong3917 *Kebin

[@90bubbel60]

they wont after im done with them :)

[@flaviusbelisarius7517]

@@jonathanwaswrong3917 he was going to make a hobby of stealing babies knee caps but found out the hard way

[@KKC97]

Kevin: I'm gonna do a little woohoo myself. Me an avid sims player: *is momentarily concerned* Kevin: woohoo! Me: oh. Whew!

[@Emily.Russell]

I thought the same thing 😂😂

[@Xehanort10]

The contestant looks as if his soul has been ripped from his body. As if he's thinking "I'm really on a game show trying to prove I'm smarter than schoolkids. What am I doing with my life?"

[@aliciaroux7577]

"Ali-key-ah" broke me 😂😂 I've heard many (mis)pronunciation of my name but this has to be the best 😂😂 Great hob Kebin

[@MyNipplesArePointy]

Isn't Alicia a fairly common name? I have two in my class and two more in other years that i know of and I've never heard anyone mispronounce it before

[@joshuaantoine4575]

@@MyNipplesArePointy i've never met anyone with that name but it seems easy to pronounce to me.

[@BurnerT68]

im from germany and i still dont know who to pronounce this name 😂

[@MyNipplesArePointy]

@@BurnerT68 at least in English it's pronounced Aleesha

[@AdrianGarcia-cj7ux]

@@MyNipplesArePointy i thought it was pronounced A-lee-c-ah

[@cierpie8874]

4:23 "I'm gonna do a little woohoo" The Sims players: *ohno*

[@ahzayah9026]

'Im gonna do a little woohoo with half od the city (that alive half) and then make them single mothers"

[@racheledmunds2681]

Ok Don Lothario! XD

[@NoteToLoser]

I wouldn't mind Kevin doing a little woohoo in front of me 😁

[@NotAquesart]

Host: "Name a yellow fruit" Kevin: "Yellow"

[@NotAquesart]

@Ginger Hitler Is this an inside joke?

[@UnknownGamer40464]

Orange

[@lemonade1858]

UnknownGamer40464 ok bommer 😎😎

[@UnknownGamer40464]

@@lemonade1858 shut up not obama

[@00Raven00]

Orange

[@jsmalls9575]

Game: Oh, Kebin’s playing. Let’s slow this thing down drastically for him.

[@dodoschipper6635]

Yeah slow it down, just a little bit.

[@minaxsocietas480]

He's playing on an emulator.

[@alexmarini9003]

"How many quarter note beats are in a measure in two-quarter time?" Kebin: "Ah, i am going to cheat!"

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That was a super difficult question to be honest

[@livispuzzled]

Trey Walker I cant tell if you’re serious, 2/4 time is the easiest aside from common or 3/4 time

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

@@livispuzzled It's not like music class actually teaches anything. They just tell you to go play an instrument until the bell rings.

[@ludvigsundby]

Trey Walker I mean you don’t really need to know music theory, the question is straight up «how many 1/4’s are in 2/4?»

[@livispuzzled]

ludvig sundby exactly thank you

[@MChief123]

4:56 "Ah...Aurora Borealis?! In this time of day and this time of year and this part of the country localized entirely in your kitchen?"

[@_NazzleDazzle]

I was hoping someone would say this! 😂😂😂

[@chrisvvector]

may i see it?

[@prest01]

@@chrisvvector no

[@DraconicDuelist]

I don't get the reference. Is it to another of Kevin's videos?

[@chrisvvector]

Draconic Duelist no, its a meme called steamed hams. look it up.

[@ornnyforeve]

"I'm terrified of Astronomy and Music" Well stay away from David Bowie my friend

[@BennyLlama39]

Or Astronomy from Metallica's album Garage Inc. 😀

[@BennyLlama39]

@@TexanEddie Yeah, I meant to mention that Metallica's version was a cover.

[@TheBurningEngram]

david bowie with a bowie knife

[@reinagrant8572]

ben trimble i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who things of that cover a lot!

[@ss-rc4tp]

Dont forget klaatu

[@jacelauren3683]

2 years ago- ring of fire: I’m about to make this whole man’s career today- ring of fire: I’m about to destroy this whole man’s career

[@wraithflowers]

*jeff makes a joke* *the audience:* not funny, didn't laugh

[@SimpleProductions]

Kevin's jokes only a lil better

[@renkun99]

guy from Hitman: not funny.

[@DeathnoteBB]

John Mulaney voice: Not funny!!!

[@blumpet6250]

@@DeathnoteBB I understand that reference!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Jeff Foxworthy is hilarious. It's just because it's a very old game.

[@andrewmorales3580]

“kEeP gOinG” Kevin: SHUT UP KID!

[@RRKS]

"I am not smarter than a fifth grader" - Still.. The fifth grader was wrong too. So what does that prove? xD

[@Scourge728]

the GAME was also wrong, what does that prove

[@ceice2248]

He was salty for going last

[@cmac1350]

The game got it wrong aswell

[@dannystirling5458]

I thought you were recording this intro in front of an actual 5th grade class and was *terrified* for their safety

[@husband-of-chinggis]

since when is kevin allowed within 30ft of a school

[@kazelias]

@@husband-of-chinggis nice lmao

[@rosieshaw2810]

@@husband-of-chinggis sounds a bit noncey but okay

[@kingcommon2984]

The fact that Kevin didn't say anything about it being called "The Ring of Fire" has left me empty inside

[@rx500android]

Same, same

[@Helixxs]

The good ol' days

[@callmecoco9199]

:'(

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

That's not very Johnny Cash of him.

[@panic8085]

How dare he disrespect our favorite Kpop singer Johnny Cash like that >:(

[@CianMcGuirk]

"If you don't mind Jeff I'm going to peek at that child now!" - Kevin 2020

[@whitneykaye]

I really hope someone out there has a record of Kevin quotes organized by year.

[@Ducky1033]

you mean kerbin

[@erin2778]

Anonymous21 Actually it’s Kebin

[@hana__banana]

Whenever I am depressed, Kevin and his humour always cheers me up. Thank you for existing, man.

[@harleypeterson2433]

You doing okay

[@1500Chevy]

Humor*

[@hana__banana]

@@harleypeterson2433 I am trying to :) ❤

[@hana__banana]

@@1500Chevy I just googled it as I don't trust myself since I am not a native speaker, and both of us are correct! Humour is British English, and humor is American English :) Just like colour and color.

[@harleypeterson2433]

@@hana__banana good. It's a strange time right now so if you need anything, just reach out to someone. Someone is always there to help :)

[@rov-0250]

4:27 That was creepy and extremely hilarious at the same time.

[@elsalene1044]

Day 1 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him

[@deathpryer]

Elsa Gordon I’m excited to see this saga develop

[@somatic47]

Kinda wordy, but it works 😂

[@JohnDoe-qy5eu]

Elsa Gordon this better go on for days

[@JohnDoe-qy5eu]

Elsa Gordon or decades😈

[@Starlightbooper]

It's a quote from that one kevin video maybe that I don't remember..?

[@blastgames2774]

Kevin, I just got out of a collage math class, listening to you talk about numerator and denominator gave me nam flash backs

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

It literally gave me Nam flashbacks. My teacher was Ms. Nam.😂

[@treefiddytwoo]

so like paper collages?

[@RexusprimeIX]

I didn't understand a word he said during that explanation. I remember finding it confusing in school how we were assigning names to numbers. I'm bad at names in general, and now we had to remember names in math. I'm so glad I'm not in school anymore, that was a nightmare.

[@Emily.Russell]

No matter how much my teachers talk about numerators and denominators I can never keep then straight

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

@@Emily.Russell It's super easy though. And people wonder why the American education system is so bad when you can't even figure that out.🤦🏻‍♂️

[@quil72]

Kevin: "What's above California?" Me, has lived in Oregon my entire life: "There's nothing here. I'm living in a computer simulation."

[@Captainwowzerz]

I've only seen or heard of Oregon in video games so as far as I know that is true.

[@psychomanatee3459]

Another Oregonian here. Can confirm, all that's up here is potheads and bigfoot

[@mirmmoobloom6877]

I guess we’re all binary code now. Beep boop craft beer beep bob trees.

[@nitya404]

Arcadia Bay is up there

[@chloeeechloeee9235]

I’m in Washington and same

[@jeremygelwicks1177]

13:34 We're losing him, the game literally said "Ring of Fire" Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, how long has Jim kept you in the basement.

[@wessmoore7894]

2:43 Kevin: Tries saying something in a stupid way. Also Kevin: Accidentally starts speaking German.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

“I know California is there” “I’m gonna go with hurricane because none of the others seem possible” Me, a Californian: *cries in drought*

[@johndunn6756]

I was thinking, "two answers are correct. Drought and volcanoes." I too live in California and am within 100 miles of two volcanoes

[@ashleighrose2332]

"Cries in drought" 😂 God, I laughed

[@viscountrainbows6452]

You might wanna save that moisture for later

[@sammybrown5997]

The question is pacific NORTHwest.

[@ryanhiggins8869]

There was a funnel cloud that formed above my house in Shasta County California last year... but that would have been a tornado if it touched down not a hurricane. I’m surprised that wildfires was not an option

[@alrazzahussein1691]

"Hey there, friends! How’s it going? My name is Ke🅱️in"

[@ratboy2791]

It's high key adorable when he laughs and goes off screen

[@melaninprincess.5237]

Rat Boy wbk

[@alastairmcgetrick2145]

@5:35 "aw shhhhhhugar. Cant swear for the children" @9:25 "you little shit" HAHAHAHA never change Kevin

[@vacadious]

Kevin: mentions the ring of fire Me: disappointed he didn’t break out into song

[@Levy1111]

9:16 - "Deimos is the largest moon" *Ganymede menacingly looms over*

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

That's what his classmate picked. The correct answer was highlighted in green.

[@samwilson7044]

considering his comment about the Komodo dragon perhaps he never learned the definition of smallest and largest

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@Felix E "Moon" is poorly-defined. The game likely went with the normal, non-scientific known moons. A 5th-grader isn't going to be learning that Rock SB-0068-X is the smallest moon because it's the smallest particle in Saturn's rings.

[@jordanread5829]

@Felix E This game show was to see if you are smarter than a 5th grader, not if you are the smartest person ever. So it goes off from the 5th grade syllabus. Which is why the questions in the first round range from grade 1 to grade 5.

[@theuncalledfor]

I think the definition of a moon _should_ be: An object large and heavy enough to be spherical due to its own gravity, orbiting around a significantly heavier non-star (in which stars include stellar remnants) object. With specific values for just how spherical counts as spherical, and just how much heavier counts as significantly heavier. By this definition, Phobos and Deimos would no longer count as moons. As they damn well shouldn't, they're fucking captured asteroids.

[@sirzinco4818]

Normal people when breaking mic: I guess I'll just get a new one Kevin:

[@BoredMurphy]

"Aren't they a little lizard" ...Not little but okay

[@melissalayton213]

Aha glad I wasn't the only one that picked up in that. 😂

[@MrJakePaddy]

The baby ones are little, he was obviously thinking of them.

[@SimpleProductions]

You dont know if kevin is a Collossos

[@SimpleProductions]

colossus

[@MrJakePaddy]

@@SimpleProductions dudes pretty tall

[@NotTemptation]

1:42 well there’s something you should know Mr Foxworthy I’m Chris Hansen and we’re filming an investigation for dateline NBC.

[@princessketamine0]

2:57 me when I get an answer on a multiple choice question correct but not for the reason I thought it was

[@joshsmith3954]

Game: Moves at 30 frames per second Kevin: still gets chirped for taking too long

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Opened the video and was instantly confused, 10/10 would reccomend

[@husband-of-chinggis]

is this the definition of so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him

[@avryantoinette]

I've never screamed "VOLCANOS" so loudly at a computer screen before.

[@saranemcova5448]

As a European I had no idea 😅

[@malcolm5965]

@@saranemcova5448 As an American I had no idea.

[@saranemcova5448]

@@malcolm5965 😂😂😂

[@bengal4047]

I wasn't looking at the screen at the time, so my initial thought was 'earthquakes'

[@thewinter_]

as someone who actually lives there, I can confirm that there are NO GODDAMN VOLCANOES

[@ever.4.n]

THE HOST SOUNDS DRUNK EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS I’M DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinkadlec6070]

9:23 nope, it was the smallest (also WAS it is probably not anymore)

[@CCCPRusRus]

Yeah, think Jupter has like 4 smaller moons now

[@generalbanana1885]

Wow last time I was this early First Name Pickens was still alive.

[@nosferat-ew]

General Banana RIP

[@XxBigDaddyDagothxX]

General Banana too soon

[@kewoshk]

He lived a short and tormented life lol

[@humlegard-gaming]

First name Pickens? More like first dead Pickens... Or lots of Pickens died through the years

[@nosferat-ew]

Kevser K yet it feels like he was with us for an eternity

[@spiderz5145]

“Hey there Kevin, it’s friends.” Kevin: I wish...

[@veil.of.alicia]

from now on I will pronounce my name as alikia, thanks kebin

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

You are adorable so you call yourself whatever you want 😁

[@Vortex_Dominion]

KZbin just asked me if i liked this video. I 5 starred it and said it was enjoyable and heartwarming. Kevins laugh always warms my cold dead heart

[@NoiseDay]

Alternate title to this game: Proving the American education system is useless.

[@juicecakes]

Yeah. It really is.

[@candiedskull9841]

At least we learn how to read?

[@blakedup6190]

except kevin isint in america.........you with your retarded comment however have just proved that statement to be correct..... congrats on the life fail!

[@vetreas366]

@@blakedup6190 Don't think he was talking about Kevin. Also... with that moon question... it is actually proving that the American education system is in dire need of some help... Lots and lots of help

[@MerkhVision]

Blaked Up They were talkin about the game, u moron. U know the one based on the American school system?? Obviously.

[@coryman125]

"It WAS largest moon and he got it wrong!" ...No Kevin. It was smallest, and he got confused by you saying it was the largest ;)

[@drunkenhobo8020]

And even that's still wrong. All of the answers are wrong!

[@WildArtichokes]

@@drunkenhobo8020 Ur wrong! He's wrong! Everyone's wrong!

[@Krajenda]

@@drunkenhobo8020 What's the smallest moon in our solar system then?

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I mean I'd have to look it up to be honest as the smallest ones quite often don't even have proper names and new ones get discovered fairly regularly. "S/2009 S 1" according to Wikipedia. Catchy name and with a with a 150 m radius it's considerably smaller than Deimos (a massive 6200 m radius there).

[@Levy1111]

@@Krajenda Either Aegaeon or S/2009 S 1 (both orbiting Saturn), depending who you ask and what do they still considered a moon.

[@shrek181]

“Why’s there some weird Irish man standing in the back?”

[@Tortle4444]

13:33 And it burns burns burns The Ring of Fire The Ring of Fire

[@bruhbruhbruhh3057]

Nobody: Me when my parents tell me that their divorce was my fault: 10:45

[@Engardian]

5:26 I was looking away and then got startled because Kevin called my name authoritatively. I thought I was in trouble…

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

Q: What distinction does one of Mars' moons, Deimos, hold in the Solar System? A: Largest Moon Ganymede: I don't even know who you are.

[@lenkagamine4145]

@Felix E I think they meant smallest moon of mars, maybe? It didnt sound like that really but, I cant think of any other way it could make sense.

[@NoiseDay]

Kevin contemplating water while I internally scream about how water is necessary for life, so it's a big deal when there's a little ice on Mars

[@RadioMist]

@Felix E yeah but "some unnamed moons of Saturn" doesn't have the same ring to it

[@RRW359]

@@RadioMist *Ba Dum Tss*

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That was a super difficult question to be honest. They don't teach you about moons. I didn't even know there was more than 1 until 7th grade

[@124Nightwing]

Kevin: “What’s above California?” Me, an Oregonian: :(

[@samspielmann7704]

Oregano

[@d.w.reiner9101]

Same. Gotta love those Oregon hurricanes.

[@peacheekeen1501]

Same here, so many people think California is all of the west coast. Sometimes when people find out I'm from Oregon, they ask where it is and when I tell them they say I'm wrong.

[@ceice2248]

Baja California, Oregon, Washington state, and British Columbia:*ahem*

[@goose8868]

But you already fulfilled your dream of being on a game show. You did it in “the Bible game” for the PS2.

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

"Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions.

[@traitorgiraffe]

I've lived in the pacific northwest for 30 years and droughts are more prevalent...also foxworthy sounds totally wasted on his lines

[@auntiem0thman]

It's like that video of Jonathan Frakes asking you things except it's slowed down and he just seems like a weird drunk homeless man asking random questions 😂

[@colmlooney5843]

Me: Sees Kevin in a school at the beginning with kids in the background. Also me: Well, this can't be good.

[@acidstrummer]

You upload at 7am each day where I live. It's a great start to my day, then I go back to sleep.

[@validark]

Ok mood

[@phelovepokemon]

😂brilliant

[@Mark-gs5gj]

13:33 Talking about the Ring of fire and not even using his golden sining voice???

[@kamstr1987]

This is one of the first obscure games I've actually played. Thanks for the nostalgia kevin.

[@thecrazyastrogirl]

The music in this episode threw me back a bit I’m sitting in my bedroom, sick asf and still managing to sing along to this old intro like I used to do when I watched this as a literal fifth grader

[@nixielad]

"Name a yellow fruit." "O R A N G E !"

[@Starlightbooper]

microsoft

[@CB_W0lf]

Tbh i think that would be something id do under pressure, unfortunately 😂😭

[@221Prohunter]

wow its almost like that was in the video or something

[@nixielad]

@@221Prohunter I know, it's crazy!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@221Prohunter it's also like deaf people exist too! Coincidence?

[@StarWyvernHPB]

CallmeKebin, the best person in the call me family

[@knight_core]

Kevin: “I flunked out... well that’s accurate!”

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Aurora Borealis!” “The Steamed Hams memes didn’t teach me this” I wasn’t having a great week but this made my day! Thank you Kevin XD

[@deaf-tomcat]

Never in my life have I ever heard my name pronounced this way 3:02 good job, mate 🤣

[@kharneththebloodgod9977]

9:38. next game: can you beat up a 5th grader.

[@WinryGames]

Please please play “Seaman” on the dreamcast because it is the weirdest game ever and you will love it

[@Undead_E]

Love is a burning thing 13:33

[@cierpie8874]

And it makes a fiery ring

[@catvmouserubix728]

Bound by a wild desire

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Watching Kevin get all these right makes me feel like a proud parent.

[@luigiboi5156]

7:16 I was in music for school last year and this caused me physical pain

[@sandstormblades9274]

It WaS ThE SMaLLeST MoON kEvIn

[@FriendlyHomie]

Seeing Kevin in that jacket makes me want to see him on a Harley.

[@SimpleProductions]

Knievel that shit$$$$$

[@hasanhuseyinpenekli]

I’m actually pretty impressed how he figured out the Narnia question. :D

[@aliciabeast]

"Al-lic-ia I think you spelled your name wrong too" Sir I've been spelling it that way my whole life and I'm 20 now so this is awfully embarrassing

[@andrewhickinbottom1051]

4:54 "The steamed hams memes didnt teach me this" Also, the host sounds drunk! The gameshow host, not Kevin.

[@Araga_Kiwi538]

I can just imagine Jim Pickens going on this show and he get a question wrong and says What! Angry face. Time to die! And just summons a ring of fire around the poor victim

[@wrightstate0011]

i forgot to laugh

[@Starlightbooper]

@@wrightstate0011 LAUGH!

[@Starlightbooper]

@@wrightstate0011 *slap sound

[@wrightstate0011]

Misty Boi I forgot how to though

[@Starlightbooper]

@@wrightstate0011 watch a 10h long informal video on it then..

[@RickDrift]

Person: What constitutes being smarter than a 5th grader? Person 2: Knowledge of The Chronicles of Narnia!

[@Stella.22g]

Day 28 of telling Kevin he makes our life brighter by making content he enjoys doing 💖💖💖

[@some-replies]

"I know so much about animals. I've seen most of them" I laughed so fucking hard the neighbors came and checked on me

[@annefoley6950]

Finally, a game that goes Kevin speed. Honestly, I'm proud of him for keeping his cool and thinking it through.