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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

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Call Me Kevin
I ruined the new Bitlife Stock Market update
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@salem-01
@salem-01 Жыл бұрын
Disappointed that Kevin didn’t take the opportunity to name his pirate ship “Crypto curren-sea”
@RiderLeangle2
@RiderLeangle2 Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed he didn't go for the obvious OpenSea joke
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ Жыл бұрын
nice didn't think of that
@LaurenTheorist
@LaurenTheorist Жыл бұрын
Current-Sea would include current!
@Infodumptruck
@Infodumptruck Жыл бұрын
@@LaurenTheorist came here to say that
@Sluggony
@Sluggony Жыл бұрын
Kevin pls post more bitlife its one of my fav you watcning bitlife thats how i saw your vids because of bitlife if he reads comments i hope tho
@roddy6629
@roddy6629 Жыл бұрын
It never fails: he buys a boat, making his character happy for the first time in their life, and then they die in a boating accident.
@abiestar261
@abiestar261 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@joeyreeve6017
@joeyreeve6017 Жыл бұрын
a tale as old as time
@alexandergilles8583
@alexandergilles8583 Жыл бұрын
It’s happened at least 3 times 😂
@matthewchristiansen9978
@matthewchristiansen9978 Жыл бұрын
I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened three times.
@Azhiru
@Azhiru 3 ай бұрын
Also, how many become porn historians/porn set janitors?
@bucketts6148
@bucketts6148 Жыл бұрын
I love that every time Kevin brings up a special talent he always chooses crime
@DSVlogs656
@DSVlogs656 Жыл бұрын
@Jack Wrath bot-_-
@DSVlogs656
@DSVlogs656 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@jasons1148
@jasons1148 Жыл бұрын
Chooses crime . But ends up as a porn janitor .
@AuthentiKaate
@AuthentiKaate Жыл бұрын
He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video
@louiswendlander9083
@louiswendlander9083 Жыл бұрын
He also really likes to be a pornography historian and I want to know why LMAO
@lawrenceblunden428
@lawrenceblunden428 Жыл бұрын
Good to know that the bitlife devs are self aware enough to identify as "money-grubbing dingbats."
@SamPlaysTen
@SamPlaysTen Жыл бұрын
Parents: Satoshi you're a multimillionaire and you're STILL living here! Satoshi: (Buys a pirate ship to live on) Parents: Not...what i had in mind
@mcshit4205
@mcshit4205 Жыл бұрын
good idea maybe i should do that
@TanatatKnight246
@TanatatKnight246 Жыл бұрын
He's going for an independent seasteading.
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
Satoshi: (Dies on the pirate ship) Parents: This is just an elaborate joke isn't it
@thecheesen
@thecheesen Жыл бұрын
I get periodically disappointed in candywriter Now they brought ads to the AD-FREE service we paid for, and if you don't pray your characters gets wrecked. Edit: Apparently in this particular instance you can click on the "X" button, but my point stands for a lot of other stuff in the app.
@alilolfox
@alilolfox Жыл бұрын
Wait fr? I deleted Bitlife about a year ago but have bitizen, if I redownload it does that mean I have to watch ads now *just to pray* ??
@sierrachavis-conner3179
@sierrachavis-conner3179 Жыл бұрын
you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂
@vanguardiris3232
@vanguardiris3232 Жыл бұрын
@@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game
@thecheesen
@thecheesen Жыл бұрын
@@sierrachavis-conner3179 Thanks, i suppose i was wrong.
@trenton8211
@trenton8211 Жыл бұрын
Some ads to support something shouldn't be that maddening at least we actually are getting the product we asked for rather than some pay to win shit
@benzelmer8111
@benzelmer8111 Жыл бұрын
Bloody hate how the devs sold BitLife to CandyWriter since if you bought bitizen OR Bossmode you were meant to get all future packs but they just keep coming up with new ways to bypass it.
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын
Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is. Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
@@EighmyLupin It’s not a contract though. It’s a lie, but companies lie all the damn time and sure don’t get in trouble for it.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it. Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.
@makuru.42
@makuru.42 Жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB well it's false advertising and breaking a contract even a verbal or implicit one, still illegal.
@CulturedPotato
@CulturedPotato Жыл бұрын
It's very annoying how greedy the devs/others behind bitlife are becoming so greedy. First, the Bitizen and God Mode cost £5 respectively, then a new job pack for way more, and now this is separate from everything else.
@saintsea-hat7891
@saintsea-hat7891 Жыл бұрын
Also you have to watch an ad to pray and they kill your character if you back out.
@segismundosaulalex3065
@segismundosaulalex3065 Жыл бұрын
On the bright side, it will become a Sims 4 kind of game and Kevin would be abble to make a cult and imprision people in the basent.
@connaeris8230
@connaeris8230 Жыл бұрын
I have Android and I didn't have to pay for it... I think
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys Жыл бұрын
@@connaeris8230 You watch ads than, kevin is also on android
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira Жыл бұрын
True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.
@endless_sands
@endless_sands Жыл бұрын
The bitlife dev's making your stats zero and your money zero for not watching an ad perfectly describes how little they care about your experience
@foxbox.9277
@foxbox.9277 29 күн бұрын
You know you can just press the X to leave right? Then you don’t get cursed
@willowbarrelmaker8269
@willowbarrelmaker8269 9 күн бұрын
Or it’s a joke
@countcount5114
@countcount5114 Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time a speed boat struck Kevins pirate ship I would have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice
@rdvanguard1014
@rdvanguard1014 Жыл бұрын
Three nickels actually, I'm pretty sure.
@casimir970
@casimir970 Жыл бұрын
@@rdvanguard1014 really?
@rdvanguard1014
@rdvanguard1014 Жыл бұрын
@@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star. Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.
@bmoxley16
@bmoxley16 Жыл бұрын
I'm just find it funny he keeps buying boats at this point and is surprised when he dies same with planes lol
@casimir970
@casimir970 Жыл бұрын
@@rdvanguard1014 oh lol
@AuthentiKaate
@AuthentiKaate Жыл бұрын
13:13 “I’m amazed this guy’s still alive despite being cursed by the Bitlife devs” They’re only keeping you alive out of spite to watch you suffer Kevin
@TheRealTonyStark
@TheRealTonyStark Жыл бұрын
What a great way to start a New Year by Kevin revisiting his old addictions, I think it’s time for The Desperate Housewives series to make a comeback.
@AuthentiKaate
@AuthentiKaate Жыл бұрын
Hope he’s been wearing wrist weights to strengthen up that slappin hand
@shittytiddy
@shittytiddy Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@suburbiaAZ
@suburbiaAZ Жыл бұрын
Absolutely desperate for more desperate housewives
@decoy1359
@decoy1359 Жыл бұрын
I would KILL to see more desperate housewives content
@Aymelia-colon3
@Aymelia-colon3 Жыл бұрын
I need to see what Man and Manson are up to while Jimantha hooks up with the mailman.
@kaI-hw5xj
@kaI-hw5xj Жыл бұрын
9 times out of 10, Kevin will somehow always manages to get into gambling.
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын
He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.
@_SF__
@_SF__ Жыл бұрын
and the hitman.
@Sirvanquish
@Sirvanquish Жыл бұрын
Or prison
@TheViewfromMars
@TheViewfromMars Жыл бұрын
Hey editors, you're amazing! I've been paying more attention to the editing lately and it's smooth and funny af. Thanks for your hard work! You're appreciated 😊
@DooDooWater9732-n5z
@DooDooWater9732-n5z Жыл бұрын
I love it when Kevin goes back to his addiction to ruin other people's lives.
@loop5312
@loop5312 Жыл бұрын
@Bandit the Bamboozle It's supposed to be funny
@nickmoney
@nickmoney Жыл бұрын
Bitlife devs really abused their power here
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it
@nickmoney
@nickmoney Жыл бұрын
@@EighmyLupin Need premium plus I guess
@CristanioPeweyyy
@CristanioPeweyyy Жыл бұрын
Bitlife apology video incoming.
@sarac9424
@sarac9424 Жыл бұрын
@@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...
@johnc194
@johnc194 Жыл бұрын
@@sarac9424 I’ve seen him on watch yt list
@Catnippy
@Catnippy Жыл бұрын
bitlife used to be pretty fun but the fact that it spams you with notifications and tries to force you to watch ads even if you payed is just icky. im not gonna play it again but do wanna see more vids on it
@moppycat2669
@moppycat2669 Жыл бұрын
Yeah especially with the expensive items in the game that cost 10 dollars that give minor buffs
@gaghhuh2943
@gaghhuh2943 10 ай бұрын
I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes
@jcrowley1985
@jcrowley1985 9 ай бұрын
Anyone who previously paid for bitizenship should be retroactively exempt from any ads at least. The whole point of bitzenship was no ads.
@neonred647
@neonred647 5 ай бұрын
@@gaghhuh2943they require you to have internet to play the game
@luciousp226
@luciousp226 5 ай бұрын
​@@gaghhuh2943speaking from experience they have baked in ads for when you turn off the wifi it's kinda nuts
@thegingerchannel5879
@thegingerchannel5879 Жыл бұрын
as soon as he bought the pirate ship, his fate was sealed. every time kevin, every time.
@asa9528
@asa9528 Жыл бұрын
@@dominicmarazita8103 Kevin is never wrong!
@iusedtowrite6667
@iusedtowrite6667 Жыл бұрын
Imajokey is such a traditional Irish surname. Kevin staying true to his roots
@xbuttonsx
@xbuttonsx Жыл бұрын
As an accountant, I now really want to start sending clients a sound clip as a summary of their yearly performance .....
@nakano15
@nakano15 Жыл бұрын
Yeah... BitLife devs were really cruel with that Pray feature. If I played that game and bumped into that, I'd not only be pissed off, but I'd also be leaving my thoughts on the review of the app at the Play Store.
@XescoPicas
@XescoPicas Жыл бұрын
Are you telling me that he died on a pirate ship... In Nassau... That's almost poetic. (For those who didn't know, Nassau was an actual pirate republic for a very short time in the early 18th century)
@tjsmoth7234
@tjsmoth7234 Жыл бұрын
edward kenway
@XescoPicas
@XescoPicas Жыл бұрын
@@tjsmoth7234 No joke, I was actually playing Black Flag when you posted this 🤣
@playaboutpatforms2709
@playaboutpatforms2709 Жыл бұрын
sorry ur pirate republic failed
@shadow81818
@shadow81818 Жыл бұрын
I am incredibly surprised that Kevin never turned to murder in this lifetime. That is usually his first response to things going south.
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen Жыл бұрын
Sadly, there was no option to murder the BitLife devs
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
​@@JasminMiettunen There was an option for the BitLife devs to singlehandedly plummet Satoshi's ass(ets)
@Realuser207
@Realuser207 2 ай бұрын
0:01 short person xd
@littlestan6625
@littlestan6625 Жыл бұрын
"I wasn't trafficking, I was just trying to make a quick buck" somehow this feels oddly familiar
@carstories4169
@carstories4169 Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t it in the movie border heist?
@littlestan6625
@littlestan6625 Жыл бұрын
@@carstories4169 I think that's the one, yeah 🤔
@Abbaschand
@Abbaschand Жыл бұрын
Andy T. be like
@Aus_Boss
@Aus_Boss Жыл бұрын
It sure reminds me of someone 🙂
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 5 ай бұрын
Imagine if someone say that in their defense in court when they get caught for selling drugs or stolen goods.
@GhostHelwig
@GhostHelwig Жыл бұрын
That was a wild ride. Lol. I love that this character managed to be both incredibly rich and completely poor at the same time. And even though you’d think it would be rare, he’s not even your first character to die in a boating accident. 😂 Side note, a bluebird would absolutely run twitter better, that part was hilarious.
@tristancampbell4941
@tristancampbell4941 Жыл бұрын
Kevin: Plays BitLife 1st thing he does: Pray *Maybe he **_has_** changed* 😂
@megadev3727
@megadev3727 Жыл бұрын
Kevin's mind: oOoOO shiny new button!
@874dan4
@874dan4 Жыл бұрын
@Jack Wrath for someone who says they hate comment spammers,you seem to be comment spamming
@tristancampbell4941
@tristancampbell4941 Жыл бұрын
@Jack Wrath Nah, L Channel. Mine betta than yours, lowkey
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen Жыл бұрын
Then he went on to try to cast a curse, he hasn’t changed after all
@manologamerss5801
@manologamerss5801 Жыл бұрын
I love how he's like "I'm gonna invest in a company related to Bitlife" and as he's saying that, he puts his cursor over Candywriter, the creator of Bitlife, and ignores it.
@MaxerV19
@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын
😮
@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher Жыл бұрын
Callmekevin going for the bankruptcy speedrun
@arcofspira
@arcofspira Жыл бұрын
Kevin is a stock and crypto bro genius. He makes Bankman Fried look competent.
@bucketts6148
@bucketts6148 Жыл бұрын
He is a business genius.
@shartboy666
@shartboy666 Жыл бұрын
@Jack Wrath i doubt that, considering all you do is self promote in kevin's comments lmao
@starkillersneed
@starkillersneed Жыл бұрын
Also a piracy genius I hope he names his next Sea Of Thieves ship the Crypto Pirate II
@JackPoppy
@JackPoppy Жыл бұрын
Ah, 'tis a good day when Kevin drops a new BitLife video.
@sunderzilla
@sunderzilla Жыл бұрын
oh you'd be surprised to find out that a lot of crypto millionaires actually got into boating "accidents"
@headlesszebra9857
@headlesszebra9857 Жыл бұрын
When he was born, Satoshi's mother was 41 and his father 26. Honestly, good for her.
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын
The youngest she should have been dating was 28
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын
@Christina Saladin Playing it safe
@Aureviorfrankyboy
@Aureviorfrankyboy Жыл бұрын
What...
@Julespersec
@Julespersec Жыл бұрын
I love how every time Kevin wants to make an evil character, he chooses pitch black hair and the classic 'villain' moustache 😂 i just think of all of them as the same dude who changes his names and is involved in wayy too many crimes
@IsabelinhaDra
@IsabelinhaDra Жыл бұрын
It always ends up with Kevin going to the casino and playing blackjack
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын
And it never goes well.
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
​@@pedrovallefin8406 he ends up making a million and then loses another million and then blows all his funds and loses everything
@mrsquid_
@mrsquid_ Жыл бұрын
bitlife devs: > make themselves gods in a life simulator > add the ability to pray to them for goods > lock it behind an unexpected ad > make the only other way without watching the ad to curse the devs > ruin the player's stats after they - intentional or not - curse you what a rollercoaster of emotions, this is both the funniest and worst shit they could've done
@parkermob7334
@parkermob7334 Жыл бұрын
Markets are crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and the Fed is imposing large interest-rate hikes, while treasury yields are rapidly rising-all of which means more losses for portfolios this quarter. How can I profit from the current volatile market? I'm still debating whether to liquidate my million dollars bond/stock portfolio.
@donaldbrain5996
@donaldbrain5996 Жыл бұрын
Even in the midst of this whirlwind, there are chances to be found, thus an increase in volatility is not always a bad thing. You can rebalance your portfolio thanks to volatility. Employing a financial counselor to help you with every stage of the process is the best course of action.
@stricklandpilman2123
@stricklandpilman2123 Жыл бұрын
That is why I enjoy having a portfolio-coach guide my day-to-day market decisions, because their entire skill set is built around going long and short at the same time, both employing risk for its asymmetrical upside and laying off risk as a hedge against the inevitable downward turns, and when combined with the exclusive information/analysis they have, it's nearly impossible not to outperform. I've been using a portfolio coach for over two years and have made over a million and fifty-seven thousand dollars.
@leemarty2765
@leemarty2765 Жыл бұрын
@@stricklandpilman2123 A coach sounds like a good idea, but how can I get a reliable one considering the nature of the market today?
@stricklandpilman2123
@stricklandpilman2123 Жыл бұрын
@@leemarty2765 There are good names out there, people that have shown consistency. Like Karen Marie Emma, she's currently my coach. Lookup the name , you can reach her through her home page.
@leemarty2765
@leemarty2765 Жыл бұрын
@@stricklandpilman2123 Karen? Ive read different comment sections where this name was mentioned but was skeptical, would love to work with her but do you give her your money or you copy it manually?
@autolose8497
@autolose8497 Жыл бұрын
so weird to me how bitlife will still put stuff behind ads to bitizens 😭
@granfury1238
@granfury1238 Жыл бұрын
I love that Kevin keeps forgetting that some of his earlier BitLifes also ended on ships 😂
@drotterton793
@drotterton793 Жыл бұрын
This is great. It's always a joy to be with Kevin for 29 minutes.
@bluest4210
@bluest4210 Жыл бұрын
Kevin makes his grand return to his BitLife addiction!
@newlenahs6251
@newlenahs6251 Жыл бұрын
Also Throwback to my history A levels where I understood everything perfectly but the economic crises because I didn't understand the stock market
@aussiejo5764
@aussiejo5764 Жыл бұрын
Nobody understands the stock market. If they say they do, they’re either lying or insider trading.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
@@aussiejo5764 The stock market is an imaginary market where people shop for speculation
@scarlet_x4764
@scarlet_x4764 Жыл бұрын
When Kevin refused to pray and all his stats went to 0%. It reminded me of the one time when I was playing bitlife, and a pop up appeared asking who I was going to give a hand shake to, one of the choices was CallmeKevin, so of course I chose that and all my status went to 0 %.😭
@lumae8216
@lumae8216 Жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin, thank you for making my days better. Know that we all appreciate you very much. Thank you for your hard work! I hope this year will bring you lots of joy and that you’ll be able to try new things and do what you like! I’m sending lots of love from Germany! :)
@seyvetch7863
@seyvetch7863 Жыл бұрын
Kevin! Love your videos! You literally probably saved my life with them :) I hope you are having a wonderful day!
@calibricalypso
@calibricalypso Жыл бұрын
I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you
@gunziro169
@gunziro169 Жыл бұрын
I swear in half of these bitlife videos he always become a p set janitor
@telekineticguineapig7419
@telekineticguineapig7419 Жыл бұрын
I love how... American... the wife's thought process is. Gambling at casino BAD. Gambling on stock market... good...?
@LeonZhaid
@LeonZhaid Жыл бұрын
You can curse the devs once a year starting at 18 if I remember correctly, it would be a fun video trying to get as far as you can while doing that! Although the instakills might be a problem...
@Hepheat75
@Hepheat75 Жыл бұрын
Kevin's back with more BitLife, this is gonna be good.
@BananaSmoothie7
@BananaSmoothie7 5 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking Kevin to do the secret agent update
@Engardian
@Engardian Жыл бұрын
This is like the fourth character of Kevin’s that died in a boating accident.
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
Wait, so the devs are forcing ads on players who own the "bitizen" ad free thing now?? WOW! "Haha, players think we are greedy, lmao." I mean, yeah, you 100% are when you go back on the terms of a "premium" deal you made with players to make more money. Don't worry though I'm sure they'll come out with an even more premium membership that'll shut off the new ads.. ya know until they add even more ads.
@thepokemonqueen
@thepokemonqueen Жыл бұрын
Day 352 of asking Kevin to play Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
@apolloinjustices
@apolloinjustices Жыл бұрын
oh my god YES
@immarissa
@immarissa Жыл бұрын
Should've known it was Kevin behind the market crash. It is always Kevin.
@werkothehoeslaya4590
@werkothehoeslaya4590 Жыл бұрын
Kevin I love your voice. I suffer from insomnia but your videos help me sm idk how😭 I love watching you late at night and you’re so funny u make me laugh and smile and then i get all comfortable and I just fall asleep lol I hope you’re doing good in life, you deserve it, your energy is unmatched
@milsurpminuteman
@milsurpminuteman Жыл бұрын
Now Kevin needs to try Turnip stocks in Animal Crossing
@addymant
@addymant Жыл бұрын
Kevin you were 100% guilty of insider trading. Your mom gave you information that only company insiders knew, and you made stock trades based on that. Multiple times
@professorpenguin6884
@professorpenguin6884 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Kevin went in HARD on the crypto bros. Like it almost makes it feel like he has a personal vendetta against them or something, lol. It seems like it got to them too, I'm guessing angry crypto supporters came after this video and that's why dislikes are disabled. I'm 100% with Kevin though.
@Mel0nMel
@Mel0nMel Жыл бұрын
The cursing bit life devs button is way funnier than it should be
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
Not really. Kevin paid for the ad free version and yet they still showed him ads and then wrecked his character when he called out how much of bs that was.
@CanonOverseer
@CanonOverseer Жыл бұрын
@@EighmyLupin just like how you pay "for all future content" and then they do the new jobs as seperate microtransactions
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
@@EighmyLupin Literally all you have to do is 1. Not choose to watch an ad or 2. Just… hit the X button to close the pop-up Of all things to complain about this is the most useless
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
@@CanonOverseer People keep saying this but last I played they were all free
@Erin1313
@Erin1313 Жыл бұрын
Bitlife is how I discovered and got into Kevins videos. Everytime a new one surfaces I just get excited
@L0xi3
@L0xi3 Жыл бұрын
Its been so long since we last had a Bitlife video! I hope you are doing well Kevin, i really enjoyed the skateboarding video :D cant wait to see what else you'll make
@UnclBerry
@UnclBerry Жыл бұрын
I got into CallMeKevin from Bitlife, I'm just always so happy when he uploads it.
@big_bad_raj
@big_bad_raj Жыл бұрын
Prediction, Kevin will mention his Bitizen Premium membership within the first 9 minutes of the video.
@Danimeows
@Danimeows Жыл бұрын
Minute 19 actually.
@JayTheOtt
@JayTheOtt Жыл бұрын
I was working yesterday and a nice old lady gave me a $50 tip. That has no relationship to the video, it just made me happy and wanted to share.
@FatPanda86
@FatPanda86 Жыл бұрын
I want to hire Kevin as my financial advisor now
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
He'd blow half the money on trying to become governor
@teresasikes6739
@teresasikes6739 Жыл бұрын
Do you think Kevin knows you can back out of the BitLife app when a tab comes up that you don’t like?
@korgie4678
@korgie4678 Жыл бұрын
if you wanna get happiness basically instantly in bitlife, get a boating license, buy a jet-ski and take that bad boy for a ride
@beavercontrol1743
@beavercontrol1743 Жыл бұрын
ive been binging kevin's bitlife videos recently so this is the perfect 30 minute video rn
@slashyslasher1248
@slashyslasher1248 Жыл бұрын
I am a fellow bitizen, that makes us brothers. Sons of bitlife.
@nobodyshekatonchires
@nobodyshekatonchires Жыл бұрын
Does Bitlife have a plan
@Insanebehaviordude
@Insanebehaviordude Жыл бұрын
Am I the only for whom the likes aren't showing??? Anyways we back on the Bitlife addiction, lessgo
@otishatesmichael4086
@otishatesmichael4086 Жыл бұрын
I think he accidentally disabled them
@humlegard-gaming
@humlegard-gaming Жыл бұрын
Kevin ruining games always makes entertaining content!
@nathanferrol
@nathanferrol Жыл бұрын
you know it's a good day when kevin posts a bitlife video
@LoveRemains
@LoveRemains Жыл бұрын
It’s such a simple game but I ALWAYS get SO excited when I see Kevin play this! 🥰
@tylerhicks3896
@tylerhicks3896 4 ай бұрын
I've watched just about all your bitlife vids and I dont' think that penis enlargement surgery has ever worked lol
@domyazbek2323
@domyazbek2323 Жыл бұрын
Kevin UPLOAD MORE BIT LIFE VIDEOS ITS MOST IF MY KZbin DAY
@VRVegeta
@VRVegeta Жыл бұрын
God it's an amazing part of new year when callmekevin releases a new video
@needfortweed8734
@needfortweed8734 Жыл бұрын
I have an ongoing BitLife-thing now. But I am mostly just sitting around and collecting gifts every day. Got a good few things such as Excalibur, the Rosetta Stone and some Baseball cards, so my Bitlife Character has got a bank balance of 1.328 billion and is a university student, aged 21.
@CatnipTrick
@CatnipTrick Жыл бұрын
im extremely sick atm and seeing that kevin posted a new bitlife video has made my day
@m0ddotrar
@m0ddotrar Жыл бұрын
Same here!
@Fedorabandit
@Fedorabandit Жыл бұрын
Yay! Instead of “new year new me” thing, Kevin is taking this a step further by just making a brand new life. New Year new Bit Life!
@SubacaiDarkwing
@SubacaiDarkwing Жыл бұрын
Loving the savagery about crypto on display in this video. 😆 Never stop being you, Kevin.
@aston69
@aston69 Жыл бұрын
omg kevin i love your content so much everytime i see your video get released i sccream in happiness omg and the effort and quality of the video and you are actully funny i laugh so much at your videos and you release a video every 2 days is amazing,if you replied to me i will be so happy i want you to reply so im goin to copy and pste this to every video i will try
@JustDeacon
@JustDeacon Жыл бұрын
Dislike button Disabled by Owner?
@SovietUnionCCCP
@SovietUnionCCCP Жыл бұрын
11:03 “IT WAS BOTCHED” 17:47 “IT’S BOTCHED AGAIN” 18:11 “IT’S BOTCHED”
@shelfrelated
@shelfrelated Жыл бұрын
Was just watching some of your older Bitlife content when you uploaded this. Life works in weird ways.
@joycesummer3818
@joycesummer3818 Жыл бұрын
Same! Its one of my favourites!
@dragonfly4441
@dragonfly4441 Жыл бұрын
Losing his pirate ship might be the saddest thing to happen to Kevin in Bitlife.
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Жыл бұрын
23:55 was literally a plot point in Gravity Falls and that was a joke for a cartoon at the time but that’s looking more wise each day lol
@JormungandrEtrSigSjalfr
@JormungandrEtrSigSjalfr Жыл бұрын
Last year I was looking for a pink and black spider I had had my eyes on for a bit. When i went to buy it, it wasn't there anymore. So instead, I bought a pink, fluffy octopus with a goofy facial expression. I named her Snarfeglerf. This has nothing to do with Kevin or the video, I just wanted to share it.
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this story ♥️
@evil_stevil
@evil_stevil 4 ай бұрын
bro you've ended 7 lives with drowning on a boat
@akiraanimations820
@akiraanimations820 Жыл бұрын
You know, you can just go to settings to turn off minigames like the "reading a book", "getting a vehicle license" and "escaping prison" ones. From my experience most of then are sucessfull.
@garyclarkiii730
@garyclarkiii730 Жыл бұрын
He needs to redo this run but name the character “Nancy Pelosi”, he’ll never get arrested for insider trading
@t.brannan6940
@t.brannan6940 Жыл бұрын
I got rid of Bitlife last year, mostly because of the greediness. However I enjoyed this video.
@awesomeashton
@awesomeashton Жыл бұрын
I love how he always picks Crime as the special talent.
@davidchannells8964
@davidchannells8964 8 ай бұрын
So I don't talk about investing but while watching this video KZbin showed me 2 ads for investing 😂😂
@ghrasta.
@ghrasta. Жыл бұрын
Day 351 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey Happy New Year Kev!
@Drizzledrake2
@Drizzledrake2 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully he will soon
@ArturoPladeado
@ArturoPladeado Жыл бұрын
Anyone else find it weird that he disabled likes and dislikes.
@zackzanoty6586
@zackzanoty6586 Жыл бұрын
"You have mumps" 1 year later goes to a doctor about it what how do I no longer have mumps?
@Boundwithflame23
@Boundwithflame23 Жыл бұрын
1:01 5 years old and his favorite Home Alone scene is the bit from Angels with Filthy Souls.
@downeyskys
@downeyskys Жыл бұрын
So glad your back to playing BitLife, your videos are always so funny! 🎉🎉
@Jack_is_A_fan
@Jack_is_A_fan Жыл бұрын
20:49 “my depression is gone! My anxiety is gone,…….. ANNND I just lost 4 million dollars” 😂🤑
@TykkoYT
@TykkoYT Жыл бұрын
I remember watching you for the first time, it was a bitlife video and I love that you keep messing with updates, great video as always!
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