Conan and Jordan's Train Ride To Naples (Italy 2018) | FULL VIDEO | Jordan broke character

[@JesterChess]

Jordan is an intelligent and hyper logical being but you can see he immediately regrets the words "human soil" and now realizes he must defend that term to the death

[@drunkensailor112]

Lol. Exactly that!

[@candycorn4912]

@LeNick6 🧢

[@drunkensailor112]

@LeNick6 no he isn't. He's not an actor.

[@Jesusaross]

@LeNick6 He's not really playing a character. He is sometimes leaning into the character that is himself for entertainment, embellishing it, sure. But in that regard that would also mean Conan is playing a character, which in a sense, he is. But it's not as black and white as you seem to be insinuating. There is at times definitely genuine interaction between Conan and Jordan.

[@DubioserAltschauerberger1510]

Jordan is full of shit. I'm European since day 1 and can't relate to anything of his bs

[@noahmarcus8]

Not even Tarantino could have written dialogue like this

[@stevesoprano8113]

Reservoir dogs should have started with them talking about human soil instead of madona

[@norberthaftekmusic]

Oh, I think Dabid Lynch would do ❤️

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

@@norberthaftekmusic 😆

[@docchicken245]

No one could

[@willmartin1837]

Strangest BROMANCE EVER 😳😳😳

[@souravchaudhuri8883]

jordan : serious and sophisticated and suave 99% of the times also jordan : cracks at toilet humour

[@AshishAroraa]

THAT'S his weakness! Hahah

[@iverkjellkken6569]

That is his Achilles' heel

[@Futson3]

toilet humour , thats it .

[@nomnom112]

He's a fake wanna be, that's why

[@souravchaudhuri8883]

@@nomnom112 don’t take tv that seriously brother

[@RomanTimm]

I think Jordan is the king of improv. He just rolls with anything Conan gives him hahaha

[@ashvinvaidyanathan7239]

I think it's more like Jordan is a bit socially awkward and Conan makes the best of it without insulting him

[@TheShamansQuestion]

@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 "without insulting"?! Conan gets pretty darned close (and actually does) lol

[@aszx02]

His star wars monologue was improvised and was fantastic

[@Faz15-qu2jn]

@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 both are excellent in their banter.

[@jeanlundi2141]

@@TheShamansQuestion Yeah I enjoy everything Conan does, but some of his bits with Jordan are clearly him mocking him and crossing a line. That's not cool.

[@portercarr7197]

Conan: How is this romantic? Jordan: We are two men.

[@keithpatrick156]

I'm surprised Jordan didn't answer "Because we are in the region of Rome."

[@AllanElMelon1043]

@@keithpatrick156 precisely. He simply cant divert his conversation nor admit he is at a fault. Example when he says "human soil", he could have simply said "i misspoke" and continued the conversation.

[@buffnipz]

@@AllanElMelon1043 I don't see where he was at fault here. I understood what he meant by human soil. Have you ever soiled yourself?

[@AllanElMelon1043]

@@buffnipz true

[@starwind3651]

♥

[@ContAgiousD1408]

"i'm enjoying my time with you" what a nice thing to say

[@bafflezbiz]

Lol too bad that Conan is equating comedy with emotional abuse and cruelty. But hey, whatever makes you laugh. I suppose it worked for Laurel and Hardy, so why not O'Brien and Schlansky?

[@lucasbriggs6053]

@@bafflezbiz YOU, are what’s wrong with the world. Comments like that make you the worst kind of person, have fun at your safe space parties.

[@jaychill372]

@@lucasbriggs6053 HUH?

[@55187706344]

@@lucasbriggs6053 yeah, a guy writing a comment on KZbin is what's wrong with the world, lmao, the worst of it is that you think you're clever

[@transfo47]

@@lucasbriggs6053 Someone's triggered.

[@Cachicochip]

Jordan malfunctions everytime he's on Italian soil.

[@davidhughes3189]

You're shitting me!

[@Onward_and_Rword]

what would jordan be doing on a load of italian feces??

[@tedbed1389]

*italian human soil

[@captainiglo5179]

He’s making eye contact all of a sudden

[@jimmydishkawnt]

The italian air corroded his circuitry.

[@dakota7555]

It was so cute at the end when Jordan said “I’m enjoying my time with you” 😊 Despite the antics, you can tell he really considers Conan a friend.

[@nikolail3099]

Ah the great Jordan Schlansky defeated by a poop joke

[@vasudevdehariya1269]

he's been defeated before by fart jokes too

[@davidc7332]

Vasudev Dehariya boys will be boys.

[@CrysisFear]

No he owned Conan when he started mocking him how he uses terms. He pointed out the same argument do you use the term when you say i need to make feces. Then Conan started to shift the topic pointing him how he cracks up and that his eyebrows get big. Jordan Schlansky is way smarter than Conan.

[@frecklenuckle4450]

@@CrysisFear wtf is this projection

[@jermainekngdom3154]

@@CrysisFear no he laughs at any word connected to poop and fart. It's in all his videos

[@sueallen1945]

I don’t know how Conan didn’t just lose it over Jordan laughing. I have tears streaming down my face.

[@Ganiscol]

Because he knew, this is the time to milk him breaking over his own poop joke - this is no time for laughter!

[@MaMastoast]

@@Ganiscol He wasnt even making a joke though, I think he was cracking up at having to explain to someone why wiping with paper towels typically isnt enough for people to feel clean after being covered in shit.

[@rellenoz]

see him laugh is a joy in my life

[@piteroism]

Honestly, Conan’s show should be basically his interactions with his staff

[@saraups]

It should be a second show called bts of Conan

[@matthewzigrang]

It’s like the office but... weirder

[@Mitreme]

Germ honestly it would probably be better than the office

[@spidermonkey7605]

Sharon Hardy and his assistant Sona are hilarious in the previous video I've seen.

[@tumblecheck]

That and him interacting with random strangers and visiting places. Those are the best bits.

[@TheTurquoiseAlien]

This is the funniest piece of Conan media of all time. Baffled as to why it wasn’t included in the final Italy show. It’s brilliant.

[@RAJOHN-ke7mc]

I am literally crying laughing

[@rodrigopacheco12]

i guess they kept it off cause Jordan completely breaks character and that would kinda ruin the mystique around him

[@bigjerm1631]

You can keep your tissue

[@OleanderSmoothie]

i love how at 3:53 jordan knows how ridiculous and over the top he's being, sniffing a train ticket like it's a fine glass of wine, and can't help starting to laugh

[@danielj5650]

the funniest thing is that he tries to hide his laughter with the ticket

[@spdadventurer1754]

@Luís Quartin yes😂😂

[@spdadventurer1754]

he sees through his bs🤣🤣 then cracks down and its good to know when he does😆😆

[@catsarebest9168]

I think it’s that he genuinely thought it smelled of something...and then he slowly realizes he can’t smell anything either.

[@LisaMitchellGD]

I love Jordan &Conan

[@DAMusic-qu2ec]

I love how as Jordan gets more animated Conan becomes more stoic. Calling him insane for laughing is just peak comedy.😂😂

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Jordan is right about bidets.

[@mightymouse5930]

Jordan is right about nearly everything when arguing with Conan.

[@ahmedalnajar1155]

Stands true especially in this time and age

[@ScottsOnTheRottenCotton]

How is getting your ass all wet and soppy better than wiping till the paper ain’t dirty????? Human soil

[@kibotizer]

@@ScottsOnTheRottenCotton Toilet paper won't kill bacteria.

[@stevenhaas9622]

@@kibotizer neither does water.

[@franciswheatgerm2082]

This is epic. The logic Jordan was trying to pass on is also one of the wisest statements a human being has ever released: if people get human soil in their arm or hand they will run and clean it off with water and soap. How come, then, when it comes down to having human soil on their human soil dispenser, do most people just content with rubbing it off with a piece of paper? Jordan, i understand.

[@Linck192]

woah he was loosing it so much that I didn't get his point, but it actually makes a moderate amount of sense

[@rexsceleratorum1632]

In countries where doing so wouldn't literally freeze their asses off, people have traditionally cleaned up with water

[@wetlandsofcrack]

​@@rexsceleratorum1632 lol so are we to assume people in cold countries don't take showers?

[@rexsceleratorum1632]

@@wetlandsofcrack Is that a serious question? Constant access to heated water is a modern luxury. Did you notice the word "traditionally"? Traditionally people in cold countries didn't take showers at all on account of them not being invented, but they did take hot water baths... sometimes. And they didn't have 24/7 access to warm water any time they wanted to go to the toilet. And if they failed to clean up perfectly dry wiping it didn't smell much in the cold either.

[@wetlandsofcrack]

@@rexsceleratorum1632 It wasn’t a serious question but I find this a hilarious excuse to neglect a basic chore in the bathroom. There’s loads of countries where people have historically had access to “ideal temperature” water and still chose not to clean up with water. It’s just a strange habit that seems to have caught on with people especially in the West. I live in one of the coldest countries in the world and can attest to the fact that people who are concerned with hygiene would gladly “freeze their asses off” for a moment than deal with having human soil stuck to their ass crack.

[@Am-gm4uy]

Jordan cracked at his own poop joke🤣

[@Jougi_Baba]

Human soil musings*

[@jamesdelacruz9698]

Contagious hahahaha

[@TP-zj2qr]

😂😂😂😂

[@Crokto]

also when he sniffed the ticket

[@hmorton490]

666th like, sorry 💀💀

[@cantoxii6016]

this trip made jordan so happy it literally fried his circuitry

[@nickcosta1093]

Nobody can brighten my day like Conan and yes jordan too

[@arnekim1922]

especially jordy

[@anonykip]

3:52 the moment he realized he got way in too deep on his own bullshit 😂

[@Bergen98]

I mean, it is part character for him.

[@ja-qk4vd]

er think u.mean human soil

[@norbertwachhausen2712]

@@ja-qk4vd bovine soil

[@ddub6135]

Your right. That's when it all started. .

[@youngma5296]

no point intended...😅

[@everwhat013]

jordan seems like a different person when he laughs. edit: jordan seems like a person when he laughs

[@aDubStepdrop]

U didn't edit your comment though

[@jermainekngdom3154]

It a theory that Jordan cracks up at the mention of feces aka poop.

[@dude4173]

Derek JT shut up

[@ja-qk4vd]

so you missed the tone?

[@Chlo-ee]

- “We are two men” - Sniffing tickets - “Human soil” and bidets ... Yep, that sounds about a typical conversation between Conan and Jordan

[@shogan8460]

Theory: Jordan's edible he took before getting on the train just kicked in.

[@vaahtobileet]

WEED LMAO

[@healix8526]

Entirely plausible.

[@Brecken22]

🤣😂

[@b0BSh4nk3r]

he got high off the italian train ticket

[@hhunstad2011]

When I have a bad day I watch this and everything's ok

[@fejic]

Jordan breaking character is the cutest thing ever

[@超虎生活]

I think this is the first time there's been a glitch with the Schlansky, Jordan model actually showing human emotions, namely smiling and laughter.

[@RealCoolGuy]

I think he's simply a contrarian. He makes a ridiculous statement and then tries to back it up but in this case he couldn't think of a legitimate justification.

[@blueg8731]

Only in Italy.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

no, he glitches in another video recently posted where he ends up talking about going to the bathroom again.

[@telectronix1368]

The schlansky bot also encounters human emotion when they go to couples therapy.

[@jermainekngdom3154]

He does it all the time

[@AxelNotHuman]

Even when he cracks up still doesn't seem like he's breaking character.

[@1wals1]

His struggle is real🤣🤣

[@al23438]

It’s not a character, why do people keep saying that ffs

[@tundraportal]

3:53, Jordan is trying so hard not to break character.

[@mxamiss5]

3:15

[@thesinaclwon]

“There is a plastic coating on it for durability”

[@flunkism]

This video is a hidden treasure

[@NYCBostero]

If I'm having a bad day, this is my go-to video to get a good laugh out of me. Seeing Jordan break charachter and crack up at a poop joke always makes me laugh with him.

[@hellyan35867]

Just saw this for the first time. Actual tears in my eyes from laughing. I also love the Japanese Etiquette lesson.

[@borisivanovmusic]

Right there with ya. My favorite thing about these bits is how they’re exactly between a blooper reel and a scripted bit. It really hits the happy bone just right for me.

[@NYCBostero]

@@borisivanovmusic I couldn't have explained it better.

[@Anthony-df4bs]

When I was overseas with the military, I use to watch Jordan videos at night to make myself laugh. It never failed. Dude is hilarious without even trying to be.

[@travelchic908]

Conan telling Jordan that he is cracking up/losing his mind etc whenever he breaks character always gets me 😂

[@colinhays4044]

I love watching people have those laughing fits where they can’t stop and can’t explain why they’re laughing. It’s such an awkward experience for the person not doing it, but it’s amazing for the person laughing

[@shmickit]

Conan and Jordan are the best at not breaking character and seeing them struggle makes Jordan crack so hard it’s just hilarious looking at both of them

[@Czigot]

When this happens, you need to hold the button on the back of Jordan's head for 10 seconds.

[@bustinmaballs]

Hahahahahaha! That was really fuckin funny dude...

[@flipjunior8707]

I like when Jordan breaks character, bc it just shows he does have a sense of humor and does his best to play this character

[@ThoughtWellness]

“No one says the romance of the Amtrak train, maybe Joe Biden, but that’s it”

[@Bullfrog777]

Caleb Ventura I think Joe Biden would prefer those super packed Japanese molesting trains

[@cyruscheng499]

1:57

[@jXmikeX]

Trump would prefer Epstein's private jet

[@transfo47]

@@Bullfrog777 And not Trump, with the multiple assault accusations, grabbing them by the genitals?

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

*-2020 - pervert jokes 2021 - pervert zombie jokes Both accurate

[@carpediem5343]

His laugh and smile is so uncomfortably weird. Love their bromance.. “Freak on a train” 😂 meltdown

[@andreabruson5558]

I hope the people sitting behind them were aware of what they were witnessing in that moment.

[@CupcakeStudioVoiceover]

Andrea Bruson i don’t think they could hear them

[@andreabruson5558]

@rizzo69ca Well I meant both, behind and besides them.

[@andreabruson5558]

@@CupcakeStudioVoiceover they actually could, they were not that far.

[@TheGamersGrotto]

They would have been told ahead of time what was happening.. You can't simply film people without prior acceptance from them.. It is grounds for a potential future lawsuit from said individuals.. Therefore, one must assume that yes they were made aware of the fact that Conan and Jordan were filming a segment on the train and that they would likely be shown in said segment..

[@austinfullerton6934]

The pizza in Naples really is on another level.

[@Longshot_NYC]

Conan is funny and makes it look effortless. He is self-aware and confident.

[@steve5693]

Leo energy 🦁🦁

[@FunBoysGaming]

@@dancingbanana627 I don't think so.

[@nducati]

@@dancingbanana627 exactly - who does he think he is, don rickles?

[@mooboo6603]

If you had an IQ of 10 million it would be easy for you too. When you're smarter than everyone else you can say things quicker and funnier Conan is insanely intelligent

[@Uro_Boros]

Jordan's smile is soooo good when he finally laughs :D

[@dowddash]

Jordan nearly breaking character and having to use the ticket to hide his laugh cracks me up. :D

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

He’s not “breaking character”. It’s not a live show. He’s not supposed to be a character.

[@dowddash]

@@TheGodYouWishYouKnew It's a skit, you don't need to be in a live show. He pretends to be a humorless stuck up on the show and in these skits, so when they take it to preposterous areas and he can't help smirking, he broke the character he was trying to portray.

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

@@dowddash He’s doing that because he doesn’t want to laugh at the childish jokes. He wants to be seen as sophisticated. It’s not a character. Otherwise they could just yell “cut” a do it again.

[@dowddash]

@@TheGodYouWishYouKnew It's obviously a character because he's trying to play an insufferable snob and breaks at his own ridiculousness. They keep it in because Conan is trying to make him laugh, there are compilations of him cracking several times and he becomes more loose and his true personality shows.

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

@@dowddash Or he just laughs occasionally because he’s human.

[@friscomelt4life]

I was laughing throughout this entire video. I would have loved to sit across from them on the train while they were filming this... what a hilarious bromance. To me, laughing like this is one of the major reasons why the universe created itself to experience itself.

[@airmartin171]

Not gonna lie to you chief but “the universe created itself to experience itself” is a badass saying

[@MeMe-le5yt]

I wouldn't call it a bromance, Jordan basically drives Conan up a wall with his pretentiousness

[@Dr_Jim57]

very well said, I'm saving that quote

[@eliharman]

Using "soils" to mean "feces" is archaic, but correct. That is a historical usage, most commonly in the phrase "night soils" meaning the contents of your chamber pot that you empty in the morning when you get up.

[@davidhughes3189]

That's why we call sh*tting your pants 'soiling' yourself.............

[@osmano675]

Thanks, Jordan.

[@agnesdeus9613]

Earthworms' discharge are in form of soil which serves as natural fertilizer

[@christianbrown7959]

How do you get your own "human soil" all the way up to your forearm?

[@user-mk5vj5bf3j]

Ok thx Jordan2

[@thefoolishhiker3103]

I can never get enough of Conan and Jordan banter.

[@kashpen]

Jordan open my eyes to the beauties of life...he should have a channel on KZbin were he teaches people how to live life correctly! Bravo Bravissimo Jordan...I look up to you!!!

[@RealCoolGuy]

I think he has a podcast or something...where people send him questions and he tells them how he's better than them..

[@kashpen]

@@RealCoolGuy Ohhh, really?!? Do you know what his podcast is, please?

[@whyilee]

When he said "the romance of european train travel" I laughed out loud. As a european and as someone who has rode european trains a lot.

[@phil-ys3cf]

yeah, he always seems to romanticise europe, lol, i'm german and maybe italy is that nice, but germany's not really that special. you can't really compare northern europe with south western europe in my opinion xD

[@mwrench4185]

I mean technically romance comes from Latin Romanicus, meaning roman. They're on a train near Rome. Can't get more romantic than that when you think about it.

[@notsans9995]

Too be fair, for Americans traveling by train could be a unique experience. Unless your fortunate enough to live one of a handful of expensive city centers, public transport is almost non existant in most of the country. Americans are more likely to have ridden on an airplane than a train or bus.

[@jeremyc9593]

@@notsans9995 Exactly that. 45 years in this country and I only know of maybe two people who have ever rode a train here. Unfortunately, it's a bit looked down upon here, almost peasant-like.

[@Talisman09]

Conan is a genius for playing this impeccably straight

[@CSHummer]

I think Jordan is like 50% of what this character is...and him breaking character is awesome.

[@margaritaiov330]

jordan.exe started crashing at 3:53.

[@ylette]

Even Jordan can see the ridiculousness of repeatedly sniffing a train ticket in order to find something romantic about it.

[@shmickit]

This is the best character break of all time Jordan is a legend

[@pommie5093]

this is one of my favorite moments between the two of them, cracks me up every time I watch it

[@gilpinsteven]

3:54 when Conan says "what are you DOING?!" I chuckle heartily

[@S2sparkleS2]

Every time Conan pauses after Jordan speaks I feel like conan’s trying super hard not to laugh before he starts talking again 🤣🤣

[@ChavezCindy26]

Probably my favorite Jordan video! I am still cracking up years later

[@stevevill303]

Omg these two have to go on another trip soon they're so hilarious together

[@therockbottom5256]

That Joe Biden joke aged like Jordan’s favorite wine

[@ThePriceisRight4094D]

Joe Biden a traitor

[@drdj2626]

Mr presidente Joe Biden.

[@fredpickels6925]

It really did

[@Laverti12345]

Hindsight bias

[@theonedog6272]

@@ThePriceisRight4094D Joe Biden is your president

[@walterkama3930]

This is the first time I seen Jordan actually smile big !!

[@AbhishekChoudhary1508]

I like seeing Jordan smiling, And enjoying time with conan

[@rosshristan1396]

Jordan actually had a point about a romantic trip because they were in a foreign country. If Italians were traveling by amtrak, it would be a romantic trip for them as well since its something new for them

[@CheLudo037]

Sorry to break it to you, but no one, Italian or not would find Cleveland to Detroit a romantic trip.

[@Vincent_Quak]

@@CheLudo037 I would actually love to travel from Cleveland to Detroit by train!

[@CheLudo037]

Vincent Quak April fools was almost a month ago

[@donquixotedoflamingo5510]

@@Vincent_Quak no you don't

[@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans]

I'm story but i strongly disagree. The word amtrak is simply a mood killer & not to mention the 100% same suburban look of every american city. In italy or in fact europe, south america, africa, middle east, asia, australia you know what every other country except usa & canada have their cities unique look & not like a block wise look so its really intresting to see everything & feel the mood

[@GalgoGB]

The human soil hit the fan!

[@christophed8429]

The logic is undeniable. Bidets are a much more sanitary way of cleaning up.

[@ickes2255]

I know someone who is almost exactly like this person. Oddly even looks like him and has a similar laugh. I find it 100% believable that this is exactly natural Jordan and that the character is just him being him.

[@musicandhorsefreak]

I can’t be the only one who thought Conan was happily holding a knife in the thumbnail ...

[@mutantoyster6425]

He’s so happy he’s in Italy he can’t help himself but to be in a joyful mood ☺️

[@auri227]

Conan’s calm demeanor makes me laugh even harder. 😂❤

[@juliusdaviesd]

The irony is Conan is the Harvard graduate here. But Jordan from the Enkledale school of Various Tasks and Biscotti Studies is supposed to be the deep thinker! I love it! 😂

[@bamfordsteele555]

When Jordan started cracking up it made me laugh hysterically. I could hardly breathe. 😂

[@romeobasu33]

🤣🤣😆

[@anthonyoliva9713]

Jordans favorite song from Rush is SEVEN CITIES OF GOLD !

[@viliamvacula8111]

I get Jordan. He sees details others normally don’t have time to consider.

[@makeadifference4all]

Part of what I find hilarious about their conversations is I can see part of myself in each of them, and both are equally ridiculous.

[@Gr8Success]

i've seen this before but man i laughed so hard when Jordan was loosing it ... whipping my tears ...

[@rosebelle3148]

Gr8Success human soil. me too. Tears streaming.

[@liivemovement]

I LOVE we finally get Jordan breaking character. He only does it a couple of times in all of the remotes they made

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

see people say he's breaking character when he laughs, but I think he's acting just as weird as usual lol

[@Goodpatron]

This whole episode is just about Conan trying to gaslight Jordan while Jordan tries to maintain his sanity the whole time. Lol. 🤦

[@TheASSedoTV]

Jordan cracking up is such a beautiful site to see. That’s really adorable😃

[@israelforreal]

7:10 Uncontrollably enjoying his life.

[@killer6007]

It’s so rare that he laughs that when he does it’s just contagious

[@eliharman]

I did take an Amtrak from Cleveland to Pittsburgh, and it was *almost* as romantic as Conan and Jordan's, but not quite. And the train wasn't as nice either.

[@DevilsDiscretionAdvised]

Cleveland sucks

[@finnibat]

And about five times slower

[@psicopataxo]

Jordan: starts laughing Conan: "You're frightening me..." 🤣🤣👏👏

[@OKNOKAY]

One of the funniest Jordan and Conan vids, very funny.

[@MK-tk8tb]

Jordan is a master piece.

[@FREEDMFTR]

Jordan is the biggest late night Troll on Earth. He’s in character all the time with the odd crack here and there. Brilliant!

[@chrisfisher777]

Jordan is so good at keeping in character that when he cant help but laugh is so hilarious 😆

[@user-gq9gm2en4g]

jordan: **finally crashes his codes** conan: "i have never been more terrified in my life before"

[@tacticalsalamander3942]

Jordan holds his composure well. He almost laughs a few time. He’s the best.

[@ldpg9649]

Conan didnt let Jordan look bad in this dialogue when brought back the bidé guide when Jordan meltdown a little 07:32 . Conan respect him. was nice to see.

[@kenpachizaraki4303]

Conan to Jordan in most occasions: Why are you not laughing? you're so weird! Also Conan when Jordan is finally laughing: I'm scared of you, freak! 😂😂

[@armando_alves]

Jordan lost it when Conan busted out the fart sounds during the road trip, he lost it here when he started talking about 'human soil'. Basically speaking, shit is Jordan's kryptonite.

[@steel1583]

Guys it is not about being an anti American snob. It's totally normal to experience romance in a train between Rome and Naples, because you two are not from Rome or Naples. A Roman person would not feel Romance traveling on a train to Naples but he would feel romance traveling on a train in the USA or whatever new country for him. In the same way, a person from the USA would not feel romance if he travels on a train in places that he knows very well.

[@seanmaxwell3319]

Thanks Jordan

[@mwrench4185]

I mean, the word romance in English comes (through French) from Latin Romanicus meaning roman. They're on a train to Rome. It's literally romance.

[@justushyronimusausdemnetz1024]

Good comment, thanks :)

[@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans]

I'm story but i strongly disagree. The word amtrak is simply a mood killer & not to mention the 100% same suburban look of every american city. In italy or in fact europe, south america, africa, middle east, asia, australia you know what every other country except usa & canada have their cities unique look & not like a block wise look so its really intresting to see everything & feel the mood

[@kp1flush]

As a plumber, we do use the term "soil" in that context. In fact, a "soil stack " is a vertical pipe that carries toilet waste.

[@Pseudoplasmagore]

You mean shit, right?

[@farukhtanveer7571]

If I've ever watched anything in huge quantity, repeatedly, its jordan and conan ... ❤....nothing else. Its a comedic genious ....miles ahead from anything ever made...

[@mati.romero81]

5:27 I love how he says "human soil" as the girl walks by and listens to the conversation

[@Kravis63]

“Human soil” is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😅

[@vishnuguptsane4157]

" There's plenty of romance in this train ticket"- Jordan backing himself into a corner again...

[@UncleFishbits]

Jordan breaking is the most fantastic thing that I didn't know I needed.

[@wyansas]

The times Jordan smiles and almost breaks, I wonder if he's the most brilliant comedic actor on the planet who nobody but Conan wants to hire for some reason.

[@shockgtheshawnyboy]

Whoever figured out to put Conan and Jordan together is a fucking genius and deserves to be King of the USA.....I have never enjoyed banter between two people as much as I love these two humans....and I've watched all of their skits together and to watch they way they grow together is "chef's kiss" brilliant.... If @conanobrien or @jordanschlansky ever read this comment, just please take away this....thank you....you both make me laugh so much and make my life better. You are geniuses of your craft!