Jordan Schlansky Lectures Conan About Coffee In Naples | CONAN on TBS

[@ciri151]

He went from genius comedian to borderline insane in that coffee shop lol

[@elixir662]

Too much coffee...Too much coffee.

[@ArtofLunatik]

He reminded me of Beavis after the cofee

[@KittyKraftStudio]

He definitely went full insane person

[@bestpsymusicbest2607]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 in Sweden we have a Word that goes. Now you have taking a dump in a blue klaset. Its means that you have fucked it up with words🤣🤣🤣

[@petercollin5670]

He went full Cornholio.

[@devoinc1]

Jordan is so devastatingly embarrassed, like a teenager when their dad is making dad jokes. It's terrific.

[@missinglogos]

Nathan Blaisdell He is mortified haha

[@michelleprieur1]

That's it!!! I couldn't think of who and what relationship they remind me of and that's it!! 😆😆

[@7531monkey]

Its an act bro, wise up.

[@valentin0000]

I, as a viewer, am embarassed :D

[@Peter_1986]

@@7531monkey The character Jordan Schlansky is strongly based on the real-life Jordan Schlansky. Also, these scenes are obviously fairly improvised, so there are definitely situations when Jordan does feel somewhat embarrassed around Conan, because highly introverted people like Jordan aren't really that fond of a lot of hyperactive behaviour in public, even though Jordan of course is prepared for those things and most likely finds them hilarious most of the time.

[@BediiTan]

Having a social phobia and being friends with conan is like a death sentence.

[@rohil3023]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i felt that

[@kenllacer]

I felt so embarrassed when he started singing on the balcony.

[@zoujonathan6172]

@@kenllacer But he's surprisingly good

[@Al-fm8kh]

*phobia

[@hawihawi9260]

I feel anxious jst for him. Cnt imagine being actually present with conan when he acts so weird in public

[@somanytakennames]

Props to that dude in the cafe for fully committing to the bit.

[@idontdovarioustasks]

It's like a dance

[@tausifchowdhury8180]

@@idontdovarioustasks between man and machine

[@idontdovarioustasks]

@@tausifchowdhury8180and of various tasks

[@Mtl-zf9om]

That was cool.

[@ocben2184]

Dude knows how to have a good silly time 😂❤

[@TomSmith-gw6fn]

I know people always quote the classics like “various responsibilities” and “prepare my body,” but my favorite Schlanskyism will always be him calling this barista’s work “a dance between man and machine.”

[@marianaree9967]

Hahahaa that's my favorite too

[@ljm531]

Human soil.

[@ryadh456]

Yes so will I

[@mamouilletten1562]

If you pay attention, it is true. It's a beautiful choregraphy.

[@avruvimtu2204]

@@mamouilletten1562 Nope he was actually just flicking the excess coffee from the espresso teaspoon. 😂

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Conan has whatever the opposite of social anxiety is

[@AJP0987654321]

Hahaha

[@regginsouth9565]

While jordan is the social anxiety personified lol.

[@charlene007power]

overconfident

[@mitcheys4423]

Basically he’s just a normal human being. Humans are naturally social animals to begin with

[@Jtanims]

@@regginsouth9565 What? Jordan literally walked naked through Italy. Jordan is very confident, he just doesn't talk much because he chooses to.

[@luukashansen9163]

Imagine being on a holiday in Naples and seeing conan o brien yelling on a balcon

[@SonEddy]

That’s would be amazing

[@JoeKing69]

Best Holiday ever

[@wanjhongher8943]

what song melody was he singing

[@clayrose6797]

You ever figure it out?

[@cryptodev2615]

The local Italian dude at the cafe was an absolute joy. What a down individual. He's just looking to enjoy all the moments.

[@drunkensailor112]

Exactly. That is real happiness

[@Dmdm_dm]

I love him

[@giovannisantostasi9615]

People in Naples are like that, very solar culture.

[@ChuckleHoneybear]

He works there

[@brainrich1358]

Most people outside of major 1st world countries are very neighborly, even to strangers.

[@entertain7us148]

the "IGNORANTE" red text had me wheezing for several minutes

[@bjkdeseo]

then you must be high like me

[@happydawg2663]

Jordan is right BTW

[@bjkdeseo]

@marcs "ignorante!"

[@MauroNigro]

and was even for no reason!!!

[@aaliyah2073]

Sameee😂😂😂😂

[@MrDerebail]

Conan finally found a guy who can speak his bird language

[@russBwright]

“It’s a dance between a man and machine” 😂 I’m done

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Russ Wright He’s such a tool.

[@matt-dina]

That was the best part 😂 NO IT’S NOT

[@nurajadeslebanon8421]

He is just making a coffee 🤣

[@optimusprime4263]

was he serious when he said that? i though it was a joke

[@markoiugdefsuiegh]

But it's actually very true, it was a nice observation by Jordan

[@tradito]

"Look at this man's elegance, Watch his movements It's a ballet at the machine No movement is wasted Everything is perfect Look at him go, it's a dance It's a dance between man and machine." Jordan Schlansky

[@bcooksup]

Actually it is a great observation, but Conan's response is equally true lol.

[@guillecarandini8208]

A guy doing coffee 😂

[@ultravioletron]

Meanwhile he's just doing his job making coffee worrying about bills

[@jinx3487]

making it seem so complicated lmaoo

[@sspsp6545]

Shut up! - Conan

[@rougemoons6150]

Jordan: “I know when to stop” Conan “And I...do not” 😂

[@mrbroccholi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💓💓

[@aliciacastaneda7711]

😂😂😂

[@briannaross8056]

Conan is me when I over eat.

[@gamegear5917]

You look like Shawn Mendes’s brother

[@sigmagaming1234]

Me with Conan videos

[@fatiswealth7865]

The dance with Conan and the Italian man proves that everybody can get along and have fun without having to speak the same language 🤣

[@christiansky942]

"You just had a real experience, you should enjoy that"

[@Fragrantbeard]

@@christiansky942 the best thing I ever heard Jordan say.

[@bernlin2000]

@@christiansky942 "Shut up...shut up...shut up!"

[@cond.oriano4945]

Or just learn the language and make your life easier when travelling

[@305backup]

​@@cond.oriano4945ah yes im going to germany for 1 week allow me to learn the entire language before my flight

[@baldwinivofjerusalem47]

"Maybe they are shy, they don't need to be on Television to self Validate" Ohhhj the burn 😂😂😂

[@JithinJacob333]

The 100th like

[@hashidraws]

The 773rd like

[@muhammadhafiz5809]

the 918th like

[@VinOnline]

984th like 8:49 PM --- May 5th, 2020

[@shapes9495]

Unvirginator jordan really got one in on conan right there

[@codyleslie478]

Conan inviting himself into a random Italians house is just about the best thing I've ever seen!

[@DonDon-fs2tl]

I know like I can’t imagine just walking down the street and asking if I can come into someone’s house

[@Annabellethedoll666]

@@DonDon-fs2tl I remember James cordon did that and brought different celebrities with him

[@psy0rz]

That serenade from the balcony was actually amazing!

[@TheLunkan22]

coming from a non-american: conan is like 10000 times better than all the other tv hosts combined

[@SavageThrifter]

So true

[@michaelcoco]

I agree he's the best and the only i watch.. Kimmel Fallon. Garbage.

[@jkmorley1]

EXACTLY!

[@musicwithin7179]

Erik Lundqvist what is it you like about Conan?

[@eriknelson6429]

Bra sagt

[@stevewhite5045]

Compared to a lot of other countries he's visited, the Italians seem very at home and comfortable with Conan's wackiness.

[@tmanepic]

Italians are very open and physically expressive, so it's somewhat natural :)

[@SlappaMasta]

We just don`t give a F***... just like him. We love to play and get along.

[@thesecretlibrary890]

Honestly the difference radiates at the initial presentation, Conan is deemed excessively cringy and a lunatic while Italians are just a little crazy.

[@Soulzzzzz]

Italians are awesome with everyone, just don't go to Rome

[@jimmybrad1]

Soulzzzzz why not

[@veridian4433]

"They don't need to be on television to self validate" Rip Conan 😂

[@Anasyub]

THAT WAS AMAZING HONESTLY

[@dangdang5593]

Veridian

[@TeighMart]

Does that ever actually work dude?

[@supermansuperman2948]

THE 2ND TRIAL OF BILL COSBY ,AND THE SECOND ATTEMPT TO LYNCH THIS BLACK AMERICAN.WENDY WILLIAMS WAS HELPED SO MUCH BY BILL COSBY BUT SHE RETURNS THE FAVORS BY LIEING AND MAKING A FOOL OUT OF HERSELF. I'M SURE THAT SHE WISHES THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO LYNCH BLACK MEN THAT EVEN LOOKED AT A WHITE WOMEN; LIKE THE SOUTHERN USA DECADES AGO. A FEW MONTHS AGO BILL COSBY WAS BEING CRUCIFIED AT KZbin'S "TRENDING" SITE DAILY ; EVERYDAY; AT LEAST THREE, BIAS, LIEING VIDEOS APPEARED AT "YOU TUBE TRENDING" SAYING UNTRUTHS ABOUT COSBY ;BUT SINCE NEAR LAST MID-SEPT. 2017, YOU TUBE STARTED TO MAKE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE TRENDING VIDS ,SIMPLY STUPID , FEEL GOOD MATERIAL. THEY DID THIS BECAUSE MANY GOOD PEOPLE STARTED TO REALLY CHALLEGE THE IGNORANT KZbin LIARS IN THE COMMENTS SECTIONS . THE MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD, PLAN TO CONTINUE TO SMEAR COSBY, EVEN AFTER THIS 2ND TRIAL FINDS HIM NOT GUILTY. STAND -UP AND HELP SPREAD THE WORD THAT THIS MAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET HIS LIFE BACK, WITH ALL HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND ALL THE HONORS THAT HAVE BEEN BESTOWED ON HIM.. HE'S GIVEN ALL OF US SO MUCH JOY THROUGH HIS ACTING AND GENEROSITY TO CHARITY.

[@Fibrosis50Creations]

One of Jordan's Savage moments

[@perception9326]

As an italian, I can say that Conan just upgraded the quality of Un Posto al Sole with his appearance and maybe now that soap opera is worth watching just for his presence.

[@adamfernandez3846]

You know who's the girl in 6:05? She looks so cute.

[@tausifchowdhury8180]

@@adamfernandez3846 internationally down bad

[@Jedanaste]

che poi in tutti i paesi l'hanno fatto recitare e gli hanno dato una parte, che può anche essere inutile e stupida e tutto quello che vuoi, ma quando ti ricapita di avere un Conan O'Brien in un tuo episodio? in italia no, l'hanno sbattuto in un angolo ripresto di sbieco per 5 secondi, quasi per sbaglio e fine della storia. avevano paura di dovergli pagare i contributi all'inps? regista e sceneggiatori inutili, più di tutto un posto al sole messo insieme.

[@MrDanik011]

Wait, was it a real soap opera ? I thought it’s just a joke

[@nafvol5053]

@@adamfernandez3846 don't know who she is but woamn at 6:55 is nina soldano, was gorgeous when younger . google "nina soldano indietro tutta" and see

[@veggiesarefruits]

If more people had the 0% shame level of Conan, everyone would be so much happier.

[@alexsyiem5763]

Exactly😄😄

[@morrishellgrn]

Well yeah but there needs to be a great balance like all things should be. And yes that is a thanos reference

[@sk8punk318]

veggiesaremurder just take some drugs and all fears, problems and negative things will magically work themselves out. All you need to do is become addicted to hardcore drugs.

[@michaelcoco]

That explains why I'm so happy

[@stevethea5250]

@@morrishellgrn Cornucopia Description In classical antiquity, the cornucopia, also called the horn of plenty, was a symbol of abundance and nourishment, commonly a large horn-shaped container overflowing with produce, flowers or nuts.

[@darpa.9018]

Hahahahh "Mee Stuffing my pants??! Noo! Meee?!?" That guy is hilarious...

[@dbw1114]

I couldnt stop laughing when he did that.

[@EbolaSquirrel]

nautiiluz. I read this as it happened lol

[@ashishrao7799]

Where do Fallon and Kimmel even stand near the greatness that is Conan

[@jacquelineess1141]

Under his shoes.

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

Under his pp

[@thl205]

all late night hosts accept Conan as role model. It may not seem like it but Conan's older than them and has been doing late night since 1993!

[@thl205]

@burteriksson right, my main point wasn't really the age, but more in terms of experience, otherwise all deference goes to Letterman. Ferguson was in late night 2005-2014. Conan has been in the Late Night game from 1993 and still going strong. So when all the current late night hosts congregate, Conan is the most seasoned host.

[@Rattenhoofd]

Please don't lump in my boy Kimmel with Jimmy "HAHAHA" Fallon.

[@diegoborja4005]

The guy who danced and gave gifts to Conan is amazing.

[@222ableVelo]

"They don't need to be on television to self-validate" Jordan Schlansky mic drop. You got served Conan.

[@mediocreman2]

Not really, because self validation is internal not external. If he had said "Not everyone needs validation . . .", that would have made sense.

[@rainfall2880]

@@mediocreman2 you just made no sense, Jordans roast made sense

[@tasnimbari4012]

best comeback joke in television

[@srinath6247]

😂😂😂Conan got a taste of his own medicine.

[@ashleythomas5645]

I wish I could socialize as comfortably as Conan...

[@GrinBx]

see him in his very first episode as a show host, it always fascinated me how he progressed as conan throughout the years and went from awkward new guy to one of the funniest comedians of all time, although I doubt he always feel fully comfortable when doing these remotes but rather altering situations to his advantage and just playing along ..simply doing his job

[@ashleythomas5645]

@@GrinBx i totally see what you mean. I'm always amazed at his ability to keep putting himself out there

[@GrinBx]

@@ashleythomas5645 yeah it's not always about the laughs, Conan persona became the main motivation I always consider when I'm questioning my social abilities

[@AFishNamedBob]

You can. It's mind over matter. Stage fright, basically. Once you break that seal it gets easier.

[@butteredbread100]

The more you practice the better you get at it, like anything else

[@flameracer93]

Conan is like that drunk, embarrassing uncle you'd rather not be seen in public with

[@RaixsOreh]

what do you mean? I'd love to be seen in public with conan XD

[@emaadkhan3031]

@@RaixsOreh yeah cuz he's Conan. He's known worldwide. Imagine if he was just some random guy.

[@bingevintage8124]

I’ll take a uncle with a fun personality anytime over a boring one

[@emaadkhan3031]

Somali Kid well there is a camera crew around him

[@jaydavids6485]

Actually, I'd rather hang w him rather than uptight bullshit people

[@DrTimWhatleyDDS]

God bless those men who played along with Conan’s craziness. They are the spirit of the Italian people. 👍🏼

[@matt-lang]

That dude in the cafe was amazing for playing along with Conan so much!

[@RoccoFirenze]

Matt Lang I Napolitani some of the best people in italy. Seriously great people.

[@valeriab-6126]

Napoletans are like comedians, they are really funny

[@Despond]

"Gimmie the watch" LOL no other host can improvise like this on the fly. Simple but perfect.

[@chrisredfield6274]

Seriously Conan makes guys like Fallon and Kimmel look like trash lol

[@Dmdm_dm]

I loved that short guy with glasses. Conan is amazing

[@patrickbateman6682]

@@chrisredfield6274 they are trash, Conan is a real comedian

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

The core of Conan and Jordan's dynamic is that they're both extremely intelligent while also being the most different people in the world

[@jedrzejrakoczy6059]

Shoutout to the gentlemen in jackets in that cafeteria for going along with Conan's craziness. They seemed to have great time as well.

[@henryhorker]

I just discovered Conan's whole abusive relationship with Jordan Schlansky and I can't stop watching these videos

[@frankstein9982]

@Grey Man obviously it goes way back to Laurel and Hardy

[@siyukiito3312]

You're in for a real treat. 🤣

[@letsgoreds3363]

That are awesome! 😂

[@jorgecampuzano360]

The saddest part of the whole thing is that in 5 minutes Conan connected better with Italians than Jordan did in his entire life

[@ikejugend]

It’s not sad, it’s hilarious 😆

[@hardik2663]

Hahaha

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

@@user-ht9oc7gw1f are you Jordan?

[@justayoutubecommentator3059]

@@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming hahaha my thoughts

[@КоваленкоСаша-д7р]

@@user-ht9oc7gw1f Jordan?

[@rylandhunstad2341]

I didn’t think this level of Conan was possible. I was proven wrong. We’ve reached meta-Conan

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

Ryland Hunstad yup, nicely put!

[@henohopar7]

Conan from Titan

[@rushiljohar4206]

True that.

[@far2kthoughts158]

The amount of confidense Conan possesses is unbelievable. Props to Jordan for riding along.

[@SarahC-lb9ux]

Sometimes I feel bad for Jordan like with Conan just saying “shut up shut up shut up” but then I remember they’ve worked together for 20 years and Jordan knew what he was getting himself into

[@alonsovillalobos511]

It's scripted even the way Jordan is he is actually pretty cool, there's a video of them with the bloopers and Jordan would sometimes break character and laugh with Conan

[@geoornelasbiz]

How’s Norway this time of year?

[@fredpickels6925]

Jordan was in his ear the whole time spitting useless facts. U gotta remember this is heavily edited

[@xooperz]

@@alonsovillalobos511 they're not bloopers though. the times he breaks are on the videos they post.

[@xooperz]

Well he did get a paid vacation in his favorite country

[@borami22]

The fact that he always manages to slip into a soap opera.... lol.....

[@MM-dq2pi]

I think they specifically plan this lol

[@rustame2655]

Username369 скес

[@brainmind4070]

He didn’t get much screen time this time.

[@donnytucker]

Conan is a soap opera mega star.

[@ln7929]

Somebody list how many he has been in

[@ruoyuli1241]

So...​Mega-soap?

[@theredeft5319]

This needs to be his thing like Hitchcock and Stan Lee.

[@starlitshadows]

I believe you are referring to Latin superstar, Conando.

[@adityaakbar2575]

korea, mexico, armenia, now italy

[@frankjohnson123]

The bird sound man is severely underrated

[@highstreet2535]

Who rates them?

[@joebaumgart1146]

@@highstreet2535 I do. I write for Bird Noises Monthly. The only magazine dedicated to the art of making random bird noises. This man was #5 on our top 100 list of 2019. Sinbad was #1 that year.

[@keerthanasankaran2728]

He looks like Larry David

[@roycepavich2441]

@@joebaumgart1146great comment

[@madyjules]

@@joebaumgart1146 grazie mille, è stato divertente!! 😂

[@zNEXz]

I was hoping for more Schlansky bits and Conan travelling. But both together!? Blow up the internet why don't ya.

[@Link122]

Ajit Pai already did that. The difference is that he's disgusting and this is great

[@firas9102]

Please tell me that you've got like at least 50 more videos of Jordan and Conan in Italy?

[@eric5906]

tell me about it. I'm laughing at this so freaking much.

[@rtwilho]

There’s a ton of extras on teamcoco.com/Italy. I suggest the one of them on a train.

[@WangMotions]

Firas Ziada jn

[@gem1996-eth]

Fcking hilarious hahaha i wish they'd release more

[@christyb5575]

Robert Wilhoit thanks I’m about to head on over there to watch

[@Idtelos]

Conan on Coffee = Robin Williams on a normal day. lol

[@dualsenseentertainment]

Idtelos RIP Robin Williams.

[@jesseandfriends1]

dead?

[@Synochra]

too soon

[@Gyrbae]

Idtelos Except Conan's day didn't end with a noose

[@darkandchinesejonhui]

@@Gyrbae be respectful of Robin Williams please. His highlights should be of his movies. Classics

[@BruceWayneFromGotham]

And the best actor award goes to Jordan. The patience, the composure. Bravo.

[@stefan1924]

Yes, his soap opera performance is just stunning.

[@rustyshackleford4076]

I love how Conan just uses vague Italian buzzwords to communicate 😂

[@etheangel2220]

Pesto!

[@THEVIEW-tx5yd]

Rigatoni!

[@nataliazavalac]

Ragú in a can!

[@TeaGamingPanda]

etheangel2220 PESTO!!!

[@tarunmood]

Rastafarian!

[@chrysalis33]

That was THE best version of 'O Sole Mio' I've ever heard!

[@michaelscoots]

Tears literally shot out of my eyes when he started dancing with that guy.

[@IDrag123]

This is why Conan is my fav out of all the late night hosts. He’s genuinely a freaking comedic genius; he’s effortlessly funny

[@moritzschroder]

you gotta admit, jordan is a really good sport about all this weird stuff conan comes up with! 😁

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

He paying the bills with that, nobody needs to bite the hand that feeds them. Especially if its this happy go lucky man.

[@gracieambrosio4967]

" It's a dance" "No, it's not, he's making coffee"

[@micheledauria9805]

Being napoletan I have to say that Conan is 100% suitable to my crazy city , perfect, a little bit more of theatricality would be appreciated btw, great duo

[@Heidegaff]

"A little bit more of theatricality would be appreciated" Yeah they should've given him a gun and a scooter and sent him to rob an old lady outside a Poste Italiane office.

[@arcticchod5370]

@99 Funny that you mention Napoleon on an Italian video lol

[@Dmdm_dm]

Can you please tell me what the expression is that the Italian lady and the short guy with glasses kept saying to Conan? Comme ? cocce?

[@roccoxxxx1]

​​@@Dmdm_dm Comm cazz coce, means "it's f** burning" in Napoletan Italian dialect. It refers to the hot cup of coffee burning your mouth

[@Dmdm_dm]

@@roccoxxxx1 grazie

[@keithhulburt3346]

IMO Conan is by far the most under rated comedian in show business. He makes me laugh like no other.

[@sl3010]

to me, conan o'brien and michael mcintyre are the greatest comedian,conan travel all over the world,he show us the world in a fun way, he break the rules that we can't do in our normal life ,he gave us energy michael talk jokes that we can related to our life, he don't need to swear or talk dirty stuff to be funny I watch their videos over and over again ,they never disappoint me

[@tomascinnsealeach9979]

I like to imagine that all these Soap operas are in one big shared universe and Conan is playing the same guy in each one

[@Kira-vr8dx]

“IGNORANTE”

[@meanstreak110]

Is that Spanish or Italian?

[@Mitchazeh]

It is the same word in both languages.

[@cloud-dv1wb]

@Human Cancerbag I thought korean

[@okidoki1352]

I thought it was Muslim

[@gbrivate]

@@meanstreak110 also same in Portuguese =D

[@sangitadongre5396]

Jordon was right about expresso btw Wikipedia(Etymology):- Although some Anglo-American dictionaries simply refer to "pressed-out",[20] "espresso", much like the English word "express", conveys the senses of "just for you" and "quickly", which can be related to the method of espresso preparation.

[@couragedy89]

Sangita Dongre Stamps on Conan’s narrator IGNORANTE

[@kuyajmo5669]

Its just for conan fun hihi i love ir

[@harryspooner]

Nice try Jordan

[@vidarnilsen8377]

@@harryspooner 😂

[@Ajesen]

@@harryspooner hahaha i see creating a fake profile

[@TimothyW8]

I love how they give absolutely no explanation for dressing Jordan like that

[@b1zika]

Conan surely knows how to entertain old people.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

Coffee is like cocaine to Conan

[@OfficialKraze]

Let's be Honest Official except he'll still do the cocaines

[@violetsnotviolence]

It makes me think of Beavis all hyped up on caffeine.

[@andreafranco5551]

He was crazy, you can't drink 2 espresso in a row. You can a least drink 3 in a day. And after that he asked a cappuccino too 😱 The blood pressure go high a lot and for a 50 years old man is not so healty 😂

[@chrisbuttino4098]

Andrea Franco Conans 50!?!

[@DJ-xx6fb]

Let's be Honest Official and Conan is like cocaine to me.

[@nicholasalvarado1508]

Next on Conan in Italy: Conan rebuilds the the Roman Empire

[@santinothebambino1528]

Nicholas alvarado what about Conan joins the mafia

[@icemanjr.5819]

Santino The Bambino Then bring the mafia to New York

[@dariocammarata7354]

i'm Italian and the craziness of Conan it's amazingly beautiful as the Napolitean one

[@rossmahon2]

I prepared my body in various ways. I cleaned it. Shaved it...

[@EmosIuts]

Ross Mahon real fans know

[@MaiKaioXer0]

Legendary quote

[@TheJCJexe]

I experiment with oats and protein.

[@tylercole8427]

TheJCJexe *Oats and Whey

[@jojopemb2218]

😂😂😂

[@theflash0009]

Jordan :I know when to stop Conan: and I do not Me: yea that's me

[@gonufc]

Did this scene just break the fourth wall? Impressive for a youtube comment scenario!

[@lakernatic88]

theflash 000 Me too.... Only with beers and cocaine, though..

[@thesprawl2361]

Thing is, Jordan doesn't know when to stop, or we wouldn't have to listen to ninety second long monologues about the history of cowboy boots or the difference between American and Italian coffee.

[@kylemartinich9983]

"You just had a real experience you should enjoy it" XD

[@Commenting800]

hahaha Jordan is a lowkey dictator

[@kpl455]

I think there is no comedian in the world who could have improvised in those situations as funny as Conan did. This guy is Americas gift to the world and I thank you for it, from Germany.

[@minecraftslayer360]

He turns into ace ventura when he has coffee

[@devina8203]

Benninga Accurate 🤣

[@meanstreak110]

Aaaaaaalllrighty then!!

[@Andrea-us2fl]

As an Italian, I was waiting for this since a long time. Grazie. :')

[@noneofyourbusiness1709]

Andrea Excuse me, but do you know the name of the girl in 6:06? It would really help if you know

[@UnfitRuler]

Angela poggi

[@paulschmit4869]

Would you be so kind as to write down the sentence in Italian that means "f***ing hot coffee"? Thanks

[@paulschmit4869]

@@champaqui07 hi, at 0:48

[@redel37]

@@paulschmit4869 comm cazz coc(e) (it is hard to write since it is not italian, it's a dialect).

[@ullasv]

But Jordan is right here. Historically "Espresso" was meant to be instantaneous coffee means getting coffee immediately in Italy. Later it became popular in English speaking countries.

[@shawkim4838]

ullasv hey Jordan?

[@Despond]

GIVE ME YOUR WATCH!

[@azaelarenas9467]

It means rapido, fast, ready, but not instantaneous. ;)

[@abinsha8763]

IGNORANTE!!

[@biblehistoryscience3530]

Yeah, Schlansky was actually correct that the word has to do with quickness, and by brewing the coffee rapidly, it gets you in and out quickly.

[@i.m.3186]

The only person that can make me smile always. At all times. You are one of a kind conan.

[@Alex_1729]

"I'm frieeendsssss with A Martin Scorseseee..." -- epic line

[@flaviusaetius5701]

What’s that background music then

[@FCBayernKiller95]

@@flaviusaetius5701 o sole mio, pavarotti

[@DonDon-fs2tl]

“it’s a dance. It’s a dance between man and machine”

[@Karl_Drogo55]

😂😂

[@facundoonti9449]

No, it's not! He's making cofee 🤣

[@peyxx]

thats rally...

[@Nick_4545]

When they dressed up Jordan he looks like the leader singer from the chili peppers 😂

[@MikaTarkela]

Agent Pena

[@danman6669]

Anthony Kiedis

[@keithriley6597]

How so? Are you drunk? Anthony Kiedis? With the long flowing hair and tattoos? Maybe the face... No. I don't see it.

[@emorris6884]

Nic

[@SirPerfectful]

He shoots the nude women.

[@furyss1tv184]

I missed so many of his skits.. I had tears. Pure genius.

[@grahamcrackerstudio]

I love how the Italian people absolutely adore Conan

[@leviunderwood5308]

Jordan was right about the etymology of the word "espresso". Although some Anglo-American dictionaries simply refer to "pressed-out", "espresso," much like the English word "express", conveys the senses of "just for you" and "quickly," which can be related to the method of espresso preparation. The words express, expres and espresso each have several meanings in English, French and Italian. The first meaning is to do with the idea of "expressing" or squeezing the flavour from the coffee using the pressure of the steam. The second meaning is to do with speed, as in a train. Finally there is the notion of doing something "expressly" for a person ... The first Bezzera and Pavoni espresso machines in 1906 took 45 seconds to make a cup of coffee, one at a time, expressly for you

[@joevas9528]

jordan's never wrong

[@Laura-rm2cq]

Levi Underwood Jordan is this you?

[@Penguinssss]

laura I came to comment the same exact thing 😂 kudos

[@Talisman09]

interesting

[@HeyPumpkin]

I too can copy and paste from Wikipedia.

[@Kamamura2]

5:31 is absolute gold, I viewed it so many times. What an improvisation, and the people loved it too. 7:16 Schlansky looks like a Mexican Cartel hitman who has a contract on Conan.

[@wanjhongher8943]

hey u know what song he was singing?

[@Jonny-o3l]

I'm in Italy right now. A guy said that to me the other day at a cafe. He said, "sorry my english...is not so good" He then went on to have multiple conversations in English, with anyone who walked by for a couple of hours. Love Italy.

[@bingyentsai3316]

4:29 "ME, stuFfing my pAnts, nO!" did not notice that the first time I went by the square lmao

[@danny-mb3pe]

Is that how he died ?

[@raziqhamimi825]

@@danny-mb3pe no, he got shot

[@pauldoyle8681]

this statue, this pose and this crotch, makes Conans impersonation so genius. it is so good I came here to write about it and scrolled down first to see if someone mentioned it already and I was surprised that I had to scroll down this far but also was kinda relieved that someone did. and even timestamped. updoot for u bro ❤️

[@shrekthing5981]

2:26 this guy went to harvard...

[@digitramch]

and served as president of the harvard lampoon!

[@igorjee]

Moral of the video: Kids, don't go to Harvard.

[@jakebradford4272]

@@igorjee coz you will end up like Conan a successful comedian 😂

[@shrekthing5981]

@Eda Ceviker r/wooooooosh

[@shrekthing5981]

@Eda Ceviker k

[@Aku-pm8cp]

Next week on CNN: Italy the second country to seriously reconsider letting Americans in

[@thetank971]

Who is the first? 😂

[@brooklyngirl4203]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Theproclaimed]

thetank971 probably America right after trump went out of the country?

[@icemanjr.5819]

Next, the rest of Europe lol

[@monicabiscuit]

I haven't cried laughing in so long and this is exactly what I needed 😂❤️ all these videos remind me so much of the office, and Michael's relationship with his staff 😂😂😂😂

[@kc7159]

“I have a burro” aka “I have a butter” 😂

[@joshlayes3130]

Garrett McGinnis AHAHA I was thinking of it in Spanish too.

[@Figuinot]

"Burro" means dumb or donkey in portuguese.

[@NoFlamerHere]

@@Figuinot in portuguese it means dumb or donkey

[@fantoonstic]

what is his obsession with appearing on foreign soap operas?

[@deusdeteneris2232]

Other countries have more soap opera culture and less talk show's… Brazil is one example…

[@CalebMcFarland]

He’s kind of perfect for them. They’re often really overboard in a fun way, like him.

[@timothyj1706]

Why not ? :)

[@kean6577]

Actually soap operas are not a thing here in brasil, maybe for rich people or the big citys but in general... meh

[@MollymaukT]

@@kean6577 soap opera=novela

[@bergenallison478]

I get a genuine laugh from watching Conan. He’s one of funniest guys I know. Bad day or no bad day he makes the days better

[@fritzespiritu7692]

Conan's comedic genius showed when he made an impromptu Italian parody song🤣

[@CherryBlossomChaos]

Lmao! I don’t know about the other Conan soap opera scenes, but the Spanish one actually aired! I thought they would’ve cut it, but it aired!

[@lisbethramirez4469]

Cherry Blossom Chaos pfmlg.ס

[@XCCON2009]

What's it called?? I want to see

[@CherryBlossomChaos]

XCCON2009 Mi Adorable Maldicion. There’s a clip of it on Team Coco or you can search Conan Soap Opera.

[@loved012one]

The Korean drama aired, too!

[@CherryBlossomChaos]

loved012one LoL that’s awesome!

[@siddhanth3044]

As good as Conan is, the editing is immaculate 😂😂😂 I choked on my food when the background music hit for Jordan's 'debut' on Italian TV 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yasminebh27]

"This will be the last footage ever seen of us alive "😂😂 I lost it here

[@aldennguyen6732]

"Maybe they're shy, they don't need to be on television to self validate" 🤣 savage Jordan

[@sahayeda5220]

THE ESPRESSO TURNED HIM INTO ACE VENTURA

[@SuperMarco647]

😂😂😂

[@animechuck4219]

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY! Then!

[@stevenbenitez1851]

Three stooges*

[@anthonypuccini4669]

Would it be fun to have Jim Ca

[@ziljin]

Conan is nuts on caffeine

[@stufoo]

ziljin that beard is nuts yo

[@ziljin]

stufoo impressive right?

[@TheACEcompany]

I get pretty nuts when I see my girl take it up the ass.

[@TopStrikerMaverick]

ziljin Why am I seeing you all over the internet.

[@bhew7409]

the mans just out there robbing people :)

[@areeshahasan8665]

That Italian man in the coffee shop was so cute. He was so excited to help Conan out 😂

[@phoenix-yx7xd]

I have watched each skit more than 15-20 times and I laugh every time. Conan is "the" best

[@AmberinaNava]

4:28 “MEEEE? Stuff’a my pants??” 😂

[@Nightowl333]

😂 I read your comment right after busting out laughing from that lol so funny

[@Theyralltakenfu]

Why have I never realized how great a comedian Conan is, how did I ever miss that. This guy is freaking hilarious.

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

Apparently you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past 30 years????

[@Theyralltakenfu]

@@kieransoregaard-utt8 😄

[@chaderickson6307]

I could watch Conan and Schlansky vids all day!!!!!!!!

[@ocjoe2256]

I just did!

[@josecastrejon1496]

Conan, because of his comedy, is one of my idols. His comedy is in your face, unapologetic, sarcastic, ironic yet playful and slightly sexual. Like an extremely big kid who just found out he's hilarious and likes to show off. Thanks to him and his team for all hard work!

[@SleepingSoldier]

1:32 - When Conan sat that cup down, ultimate shennagins were immediately expected.

[@3fammy]

I lost track of how many times i've watched this and always love Jordan's "I made a terrible decision to let him up to the balcony" face 5:35 :""D

[@angelhigareda872]

I couldn't stop laughing at Conan and Jordan just sitting there.

[@nataliehhowarth]

This will forever be my favorite video from Conan. Amazing! Masterpiece 👌🏻

[@splorticussuii3303]

Crazy Irish absurdity.