Tim Dillon - Episode 288: Death of A Salesman | Bottom of The Tank

[@bigjake1300]

Pov: you’re Tim’s fan paying this podcast a visit

[@Melon-Lord]

Tim fan here. Really liked the intro song, do you know who owns it?

[@Xr3737]

@@Melon-Lord someone who's good at telling jokes.

[@Ericmcdonkey]

Fan of both but couldn't have clicked any faster when it popped up

[@Kyubii9]

yes or yes !?

[@wch7251]

Show ari some love

[@Berdymadafakas]

It was super nice for the biggest podcaster in the world to do this for ari.

[@mr.xfookmesillyx3149]

Like physically big?

[@AdamThoba2]

thing is risk factor. Tim says half jokin with Ben on why Spotify hasn't given him 100Million like Joe, (to talk about bigfoot). I am on Tims side, but the investors are not happy with Tim's mental state, they think he will no show, or say something that will get them frequent gov' visits. I mean, he might be the best, and a rising personality - i just hope he doesn't faze out by the time he is 40 in 2025

[@thilde007]

This came out in 2016

[@ck2394]

@@AdamThoba2 tims "been on rogies 8 times, a 9th time won't do much"

[@brickandmorty7624]

I’ve heard he’s even bigger than rogan. He even drove out rogan from LA

[@cloudbloom]

Tim starts around 12:30

[@jaym2111]

🤝

[@mynameisjeffbruhfartrealtr654]

king

[@stevenjm12]

Thanks nigga

[@fourgoose3878]

My guy

[@Prometheushighaf]

F yeh

[@fourgoose3878]

God, so glad to get an extra tim dillion episode this week

[@travissoff7300]

Same. Life is good. Going fishing for 9 days on the Columbia bay tomorrow night and there is hardly any coverage. So it's nice to get a little something something.

[@littledipper9702]

It's an old ep m8

[@MacChungus]

@@littledipper9702 new to me

[@lucianboar3489]

Tim sounds so young and wide eyed :)

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

I miss old broke AF Tim. I love rich and famous Tim too but he was at his finest when he was in the struggle like the rest of us.

[@nodiggity9472]

I love the juxtaposition of such a slender, hetero guy, and Ari Shaffir.

[@snoogcity]

I got it 🤣

[@tolpacourt]

HAHAHAHA

[@milesjobrani9394]

Ya did the joke backwards

[@petemal3884]

After listening to this, I truly believe the biggest victim over the last 5 years has been Tim’s vocal chords.

[@johnd2149]

He sounds like a small little sweet boy only four years ago

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

@@johnd2149 Go about eight or nine years back and you can here his flaming gay voice.

[@juniorsanchez7441]

@@Giovanni-nj1xo any links u can share?

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

@@juniorsanchez7441 I’ll see if I can find the old stuff.

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

@@juniorsanchez7441 Hard to find some of his older stuff. This is the closest I could find to his gay voice. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJW7dXutopx-jLM

[@Gigi30107]

Hearing him talk about the GFC was a great surprise. He explains it all perfectly. Here we are in 2023 standing on the cliff again.

[@ezyryder11]

One hour and five minutes in, they were totally right about iPhone prices. People were saying an iPhone made in the USA would cost $1000. Well, now it costs $1000, made in China, and people are still buying it.

[@spsawyer22]

I laughed and laughed when I first heard about "leasing a phone". Like...it's a car or house now? Sadly, yes.

[@luket1815]

@@spsawyer22 Il stick with my 30 quid 10 year old samsung flip phone. It texts and makes calls, everything a phone needs.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

your comment is unequivocally true!!

[@mattbradey9303]

And what US companies needed to do was keep the jobs in the US pay them well then they could afford to pay more. Henry Ford understood this and paid his employees extremely well…why…so they could afford to buy a fors

[@mxboi4]

Tim Dillon is my favorite! I'll watch anything he participates in. Please bring him back as much as possible

[@Xr3737]

this was 5 years ago

[@jeffs_outside]

POV: You’ve been listening to both Ari and Tim and stumble upon some gold. 🙏🏼

[@laxer1207]

Tim always finds a way to be hilarious and informative at the same time

[@jodrizzly1766]

I learned more in this one podcast than I did in my entire year of economics.

[@hypno5690]

Should have gone to class then fucks sake

[@jodrizzly1766]

@@hypno5690 sure.

[@onward2727]

Bill Hicks turned into Alex Jones Then cloned himself Then made his clone gay This clone is now the person we know as Tim Dillon.

[@fascisthippy9307]

Yes and yes

[@rawr4444]

@@fascisthippy9307 and yes

[@MattyP650]

LOL. Tim is not conservative. If he is, he's deeply deeply more tolerable than most any other conservative comedian I've listened to.....

[@bsauced]

He constantly voices his support for universal healthcare so he definitely is not.

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

He’s not conservative at all.

[@alexMendoza-wl5oj]

He wants basic healthcare for everyone for CHRIST SAKE! And even then the conservative party is much more moderate compared to 20 years ago.

[@gleb3841]

This was from when Kobe was still alive. You know that because Ari still has a show to plug.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lol man perfect

[@gabrielsilvas692]

He didnt cancelled for it which is amazing lol

[@Derek_Keenan]

his show got cancelled long before the kobe thing...

[@gleb3841]

@@Derek_Keenan you mean they foresaw his whole Kobe debacle?

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@gleb3841 yes comedy central employs gypsies

[@marty4431]

1:20:00 this is literally the wolf of wall street phone call scene

[@debbiesoff4019]

what a treat. its awesome to hear ol'timmy recite from John Prine.

[@robertstone9988]

As a used car dealer I love this

[@liamcody5060]

Tim needs to start a masterclass for negotiating.

[@alfredocastro3071]

yes or yes

[@ZTWaka]

I thought the reparations for the holocaust is literally Israel

[@lucianboar3489]

Yeah...but probably they were on their way to independence even if Hitler would have hated them in a less organised way, kind of like what he did to a lot of Slavs. Maybe wouldn't have been as strong as it is.

[@lunarvania8073]

This Podcast was "grotesque" I mean "truly" "yes or yes"?!?

[@rigobertohidalgo2487]

Are you French or just Canadian?

[@lunarvania8073]

@@rigobertohidalgo2487 Hahah not sure what that has to do with literally anything but ill be a good sport...Im actually French Canadian! Good guess!

[@chrisom4699]

The rat in the wall at 17:09 is just one of Aris jewish friends in his true form 😅😂😂😂😂 I'm joking!!! Oy Vey!! 😂😂

[@JeremyJud]

Listening to podcasts hearing people talk before the pandemic is similar to watching something old where they don't realize how big of an impact the internet would change everything. There should be a word for it, tech-nostalgia or pandemic-ostalgia.

[@Xr3737]

tim dillons mortage sales experience needs to be a movie. i believe he's talked about pitching it before

[@rawr4444]

he has, it will probably happen in a few years when he has blown up more! i hope, anyway

[@DJLoNormali]

This is hands down the best time Tim Dillon has ever been interviewed. You get to relive his life through his answers and it’s hilarious the entire time. Him and Ari are on the same wavelength.

[@lukebryant6771]

Lmao. Never hated myself more than when I was a car salesman. I literally quit and decided “fuck this I gotta learn how to work with my hands”

[@troy8423]

The best thing I can tell you is that having a salesman as a dad is sooo cringe. Thanks for being brave! We need yall

[@troy8423]

I don’t mean we need more laborers I mean we need more conscious fathers

[@everydayedgar5782]

I put up with that horrendous intro for my boy Timmy D.

[@nillyboomer345]

Literally didn't know until the very end when he said the old podcasts name that this was from 2016...oh well lol

[@naonao77090]

Just when I think I couldn’t like Tim more, he recites a John Prine song. my man

[@SpartanBrass]

Are all his openings that painful?

[@jaycrib303]

Its crazy how much good podcast content there is from Tim.

[@___F10____xx]

This one is probably going to be my favorite🙌

[@spencerjames5271]

love the podcast i just wish we could see youre beautiful faces

[@roymakescomics]

Old ass episode, probably doesn't have the video for it anymore.

[@BlazRa]

I don't mind no video If I'm doing something but I'm currently sitting down waiting for my dinner to finish cooking I kind of want something to look at

[@nodiggity9472]

@@BlazRa Look at your dinner as it cooks.

[@spencerjames5271]

@T Patrick I’m not sorry

[@adamlawson5021]

NYC is still a "fur trading outpost", and by "fur trading", I mean lesbians.

[@Critical_Rick]

Tim's New York accent is SO thick this episode

[@DannySullivanMusic]

certainly magnificent there are some people who ascertain the facts

[@dillonbacon4818]

This was a great podcast, thank you both

[@ryan8554]

We want video give the people what they want. Still love this podcast ❤️

[@AdamThoba2]

1:19:49 this is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET the exact plot, after Belfort goes to that small plaza. Ari or Tim didn't make the connection, yes Wolf was wall and stocks, Tim was main street mortgage.

[@Derek_Keenan]

the cum pig of main street

[@knightshining]

Ari Shaffir owns this song, y'all.

[@disconnected22]

I’ve heard Tim talk about his old mortgage days plenty of times, but he’s never broke the 💲 down like this!

[@rawr4444]

52:00 wow speaks to tims quality as a public speaker/entertainer when being a tour bus guide in NYC makes people look you up and come to shows later

[@ElVaquero19]

Why release a 6 year old podcast now?

[@CM-ou1lx]

21-16=6

[@rawr4444]

$_$ 🤑 $_$

[@946giovanni]

Not complaining at all, this pod was fun

[@Derek_Keenan]

why not

[@anthonyalvarado6465]

EPISODE STARTS @ 12:32

[@Derek_Keenan]

you posted this a year too late...

[@NicholasKramas]

Man this is a great episode even 5 years old

[@pokemongoish3483]

Is there a video version of this pod anywhere??

[@Derek_Keenan]

no

[@Browithswag10]

2016 Tim is elite

[@rawr4444]

1:20:30 wow I've never heard that story of how exactly Tim got started selling mortgages. The legend! Maybe it's not true but somehow i don't doubt it. At least it could be true for sure!

[@rebeccaanne8546]

48:00 "I was dating.....err... someone was dating one of the Olson twins..." ???? Lolol

[@mmacisso]

if Ari was half as good at podcasting as he is at dosing his buddies I'd subscribe

[@adamshoemake7307]

123:35... Nailed it... Selling an invisible product

[@distinguishedcolleague2345]

How long ago was this recorded lololol

[@Derek_Keenan]

rtfd

[@tbvolcomskater]

I did excitedly click on this episode for Tim, but I’ve actually watched a few of Ari’s episodes with other people recently and he’s putting out some really solid stuff. The Big Jay episode is a super good one

[@c0Ld]

this was recorded before the tragic tweeting accident

[@jon1930]

Insane releases dude

[@jesperwarburg1237]

That's what she said...

[@Chris-kb6vf]

Love Sales stories:)

[@ATDStudios]

Hopefully this is better than the last one and Tim isn't dying to leave by the end.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Ari 2016: A lot of famous people dead this year 2022: Comedians I'm coming for you! RIP to them all

[@mjkmike11]

When was this recorded?

[@ToastyChud]

2016

[@peter9910]

Clicked on this before I realized it had Ari Shaffir, fs now I will have to clear my KZbin recommendeds

[@alexmcmahon1808]

I do the Facebook Birthday thing too. then snooze friends for 30 days.. its like a thing now I look forward to doing. WHO IS UP THIS WEEK?

[@ghldhnl8340]

Oh yesssss this is gonna be good

[@calb321]

The video is hilarious 😂🤣

[@valentindanila3538]

Great show..had a blast

[@ZachsHoyle]

I was working at a fuckin mattress firm in NJ the first time I heard this. Completely changed my life dog. Gonna miss the podcast my friend 🫡

[@rickymendoza6173]

Im here for the fake business

[@rawr4444]

53:50 saudis with a lot of money oh yeah. i remember hearing stories of rich saudis during a local event here in the VIP section literally throwing stacks of $100 bills around the room for the waiters etc to pick up

[@cloudbloom]

Life in the big city

[@tolpacourt]

Life in the big city sucks.

[@DarrellVermilion]

looks like somebody's previous guest is getting enough attention to reupload their podcast lolloo

[@DannySullivanMusic]

jhaha dude awesome

[@guyfawkes8790]

It sounds like Ari isn't speaking into his microphone. For the most part it's hard to hear him compared to Tim

[@godsmarine5734]

He's such a good host, he gave tim the working mic

[@daniellane699]

Originally released on December 21, 2016,

[@Ruckus333]

Loved to see video. 😌

[@trillioncrowns]

STARTS AT 12:25

[@DWReed01]

Greeting from Texas Ari, I love your podcast

[@adrianlukasik9876]

Great pod!

[@richaviles7048]

Love the intro song

[@828_Nate]

Oldie but a goodie!!

[@misery978]

Ari had better music than the billboard 100

[@MarchelloMastrayani]

Where is the video?!

[@jodrizzly1766]

Sounds like the key is to get in on the big money making and expect the system to crash. Hold off on spending until everything crashes and capitalize on it. Also to not do drugs.

[@MurphmanCometh]

Hey Ari, how much for the rights to your theme song?

[@captainkatz1775]

If only this was actual video

[@bearpickle]

podcast gold. Ari the Great! Tim Dillon! I love those financial stories.

[@calholli]

It says 12/21/16 on the wall.. This is old, just for those who don't know. I'd love to see this happen today.

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

Tim got COVID from his pen pal I wish him well

[@johnarz141]

When Tim Dillon gets caught doing a 2 hr+ podcast not for his fans…

[@travissoff7300]

Blessed be.

[@numpty2723]

Timothy delivering the goods as usual

[@totalgamer1819]

Should Tim do a ride along show with hostage negotiators?

[@Derek_Keenan]

nah

[@totalgamer1819]

@@Derek_Keenan yah

[@UnOfficialAP]

PREEEETTY strong comments about reelection coming from the President of Skankonia...

[@lucianboar3489]

Rutherford B.Hayes pledged not to run for a second term and his (almost) succesor Chester A.Arthur didn't run either. But Arthur was elected as vice president so it was a surprise that he became president (unlike the reverse situation nowdays, where people don't really expect the president to run for a second term and plans are probably made with the VP in mind). So Hayes was the real deal (until you find out that he stopped Reconstruction, even though he supported it...if you think politics are complicated now...). So not really duel days in the 1870s and 1880s...

[@vludensczinsky3653]

RIP John Prine

[@marinoutdoors]

mentioning marin county damn right.

[@dr.romeoconfidential9271]

I can’t find any of Tim’s old city bus tours if you find any let me know I wanna 😂 so hard

[@Derek_Keenan]

they were never released

[@VOID-rd5ze]

wow from 2016? crazy to hear the old timmer

[@rawr4444]

16:22 synchronized stroking... eh? EHH???

[@robm5091]

Only here for TD

[@hey_its_travis]

Damn this is an old one

[@joshwhite5407]

Erroneous! Great surname

[@06rtm]

I would love Jonathan Pageau on here. He’s not funny, but he’s super interesting

[@damien1065]

When do you put this on your podcast feed? I rather just listen than watch

[@angelmarquez6000]

The prophetic words of the wise and powerful Tim J Dillon. 😍