#178

Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther.
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[@CentralGreens]

God Damn...I could listen to Tim doing the Ray voice for an entire episode. Ray needs to be on the podcast as much as possible.

[@tarico4436]

Agreed, mostly. However, Ray needs to slow down when he's "searching" for his next gem. Often, his next intelligible thought is interesting/funny, but. While he's hemming and hawing for the right words to express himself, it's really quite irritating. "Um, ah, ee, erm, uh," for two and three seconds is just too much. Less caffeine?

[@sealevelbear]

elemeno Ray is like a fine fungus, you learn to love it as you live with it.

[@zachhoward9099]

There’s a few compilations of him impersonating Ray and they’re hilarious

[@readywerx]

@@tarico4436 These two are soo fuckin funny together!

[@MikeOcksmallClips]

Yes! It’s not just the voice it’s what he says that’s funny. He always says some wild shit when he’s imitating Kump

[@danielmccabe9899]

“Why’d you order these zucchini fries? ...I’m not made of money.” 😂

[@JeremyRKus]

I feel super sorry for the gail

[@sealevelbear]

😆😅

[@nonamenoidea9792]

@@JeremyRKus Agreed

[@thepro08]

@@JeremyRKus because he didnt pay for .... it....? he lays good pipe ;) his a legend and he his better now anyway....

[@satanwasframed5083]

@@JeremyRKus She sounded like a wasteful freeloading lunatic

[@nonamenoidea9792]

Signs of a gold digger : 1) orders crepes at IHop 2) orders zucchini fries at Greek restaurant

[@paulfroelich1024]

Don't forget the yogurt based dressing.

[@leviburrell799]

@@paulfroelich1024 L

[@ashleymooney]

He was fonged!! She was Gary’s mistress for sure, out here Fonging the Kump

[@whitecandaceowens]

@@paulfroelich1024 bruh 💀

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

I'll order crepes at Outback Steakhouse, BUDDY

[@swickens930]

After watching Tim and Ben for so long, watching these older clips with Raymond, is like watching Tim and his alter ego having a conversation with himself. It's fucking great. He even voice impersonates his own alter ego.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Tim is good at creating perspective around stories other people are telling

[@KingcoleIIV]

Tim is masterful at this.

[@STE41k]

Rays rapid chuckle is probably the most endearing male laugh I have ever heard.

[@AfterthoughtTV]

I'd argue Lee Syatt but great laugh nonetheless

[@lukelmaooooo]

nothing brings me more joy than hearing tim ranting and ray choking on his own tongue

[@bradleykyle6493]

I imagine there's just a pool of saliva and sweat underneath Ray.

[@ONEBALLINMYBUTT]

Man, what a smile I get when I hear the gurgling voice of Raymond and the energy he puts into holding back his burps mid-sentence. You two are the best together. 💞

[@OneEyedDrummerTDHE]

Ray calling a women out for running a 50 dollar tab is truly amazing.

[@liamsmith2601]

Yeah

[@OneEyedDrummerTDHE]

Unforgivable

[@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt]

3:20 Tim predicting rise of only fans.

[@blakepratt5175]

'Women' is plural, bud.

[@OneEyedDrummerTDHE]

@@blakepratt5175 word

[@siddharthavicious108]

It's nice that Cartman and Scott Malkinson got into podcasting as adults.

[@pookiethepringlelord8304]

Nailed it

[@0x_Owen]

lmfaooooooo

[@watermelonmanied]

Savage.

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

🎯😂😂😂

[@masterprattu]

I am scott 😛👅 malkinson 👅😛 I have diabetes 👅😛

[@michaeljohnson8329]

Tim, I'm a farmer. I'd like to offer my services as Agricultural Advisor in your postapocalyptic administration

[@VicAtNyte]

"Its not me- its you...and its ok" Greatest breakup line ever.

[@elpusegato]

Tim is the most important broadcaster of our generation

[@Scott-hh1dg]

Life in the BIG city

[@uzielbert3557]

CHER BUM

[@camiloalonso3709]

And you ain't no where near a fucking city

[@bluedragonrob1]

Ray needs a Burger King cup filled with wine.

[@jordanjohnson5784]

'Id rather not get laid, than be used' --Ray. Very insightful words spoken by a genius. More men should be like this. I feel the same way! 👍🏻

[@jZamora87]

But if you're trying to just get laid aren't you using the other person?

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Whether you are buying her some burger king or a diamond ring, its the same trade. Pussy for goods and services. Explicit or not.

[@xorealslowmd]

@@jZamora87 not if sex is an equal exchange

[@jZamora87]

@@xorealslowmd so you're using each other?

[@xorealslowmd]

@@jZamora87 if that’s the language you want to use to describe that interaction, sure.

[@daltonbradford6335]

I think the only one funnier than Ray is Tim impression of ray .

[@dp9362]

This is chemistry right here

[@Nuck-Fo0bZz]

Lol, I still crack up every time Tim uses his Ray Kump voice.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lol great comment

[@paulfroelich1024]

Lishun!

[@georgimihalkov4781]

Ray: I want to be a cam girl. Tim: I want you to be a cam girl!

[@maeveb6951]

Tim: This is like the circus when you could hit the animals. When things ran efficiently. Ray: You wanna stick things in us!?!

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

This is my favorite episode ever. Lizzo thanking larry Silverstein for saying "pull it" audibly is god level

[@Noisa]

I love how Ray just sounds big

[@riglodawnstar41]

These two are a beautiful team. You can tell they are really close so it makes it better.

[@DREWSLENS]

Im unsubscribing if you dont buy Ray a camgirl show.... 😤😤

[@DREWSLENS]

Ignore this I think I died by the time I got to zucchini fries....

[@matthewrillera224]

Raymond just wants to be glamorous

[@podespault]

3 years later we see how successful keto was for Tim & Ray

[@ai24980]

"I don't want to make this my whole identity because then I'm in a position where I'm forced to cosign all these other things I don't agree with" - wow, I've been looking for these words, thank you Tim

[@jakeoutrider7644]

amen!

[@chickennuggetscoon6900]

Ray sounds like a water fountain. Or if a walrus could talk it would be ray

[@dubtechnosessions3161]

"Ya Gaddafi thought he was smart to!" Ray is a true american treasure lol

[@brianjones4245]

too. He is a legend!

[@sealevelbear]

TEN INCH TAINT Speech impediment, he mentions it occasionally.

[@neithersidenews2820]

Love your podcast! I love hearing your unique perspective on everything under the sun. Ray's a great guest, i always enjoy you guys discussing topics.

[@BeastieRaj]

Greatest Duo in podcast history

[@kmahal711]

The only podcast I’d consider pausing ufc for

[@SunMetal666]

Kyle Mahalchik watching it right now too, 👍🏻

[@bgillett72]

Dude hahah just muted ufc

[@brianjones4245]

Tough choice right there. Tim and Ray are a great combination.

[@amcdavey]

Ray gives me even more motivation to work out. I don’t want to end up like him!

[@nonamenoidea9792]

Lmao!! Best of luck on your journey man

[@benjamingentile1660]

I think Ray is dumb 90% of the time but then he’ll drop an incredible idea like “what can art do in a world with no taboos” DAMN

[@benjamingentile1660]

Joe Stanley dumb may have been too strong of a word, I meant more silly or over-opinionated to the point where he loses the thread of the bigger issues he’s talking about.

[@bendoever9353]

He’s a woke princess

[@ChrisG-sn2ru]

We got a picture of stallin on the wall. "you got a friend in me" lol

[@jflanagan9696]

Rays voice is the only impression that Tim can reliably do every time.

[@sealevelbear]

When the conversation got serious, I was with Ray 100%

[@nickleon58]

1:15:00 time stamping this so I can hear truther Lizzo whenever I want

[@mastersenseiplatinum]

wow glad i came across this episode this is a topic ive been highly interested in myself! good chat ray and tiny timy

[@shotgunweddinghq]

You should add a new tier to the Patreon, $5 will get you the Paddock experience

[@Lsardanelli]

I love when Ray is on!

[@BrooklynTalent]

@33:40 Tim turns into Nostradamus and predicts 2020. It’s Dec’2020 and he’s spot on

[@thomasnowak7891]

tim dillon as ray kump is some of the best comedy out there

[@Fabian080690]

"So she was trying to figure out what type of man you were...in the IHOP"

[@cointelpromusic6375]

always love tim and ray together

[@grimly105]

No sex and paying for everything she eats...? Sounds like a normal marriage to me.

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

grimly105 hell yeah brother

[@tarico4436]

36 years old, skinny, blonde. Clearly, she knows she's hit "the wall," and she's cashing in left and right, any way she can, dating men just for the free meals, all the while she's thinking that just a few years earlier, these loosers would have been two and three points beneath her on the SMV scale. She's mad that she can no longer date wealthy men, and so she takes out her anger on average men who can afford fast food.

[@grimly105]

@@tarico4436 yeah like I said, a normal marriage.

[@BalotelliFan713]

Ugh. The "typical" marriage nonsense. Some of us are doing it right and f**king every night. Sorry for you schlups

[@grimly105]

@@BalotelliFan713 lol damn bro, just a joke chill.

[@chanic4621]

Let me in the cult Tim. I can dig wells... also holes

[@gracejenson]

This shall be good.

[@marcwhite3087]

I listen to Tim in headphones as I fall asleep! Perfect!

[@PonchoNOS]

8:10 lmao best ray story with tim dillon addition

[@cloudartbykristen7935]

Ray's voice is the looney toons rooster 🐓

[@Jjjjjaykayyy]

Hey Tim, great episode and great manscaped advertisement, loved the advice about whipping it out at my job! Much love from prison

[@gabrielsilvas692]

This was a badass podcast one of the old ones i never got too hellyeah good shit

[@ezaleasvlogs]

I need your podcast every week

[@daisygonzalez2020]

I imagine Ray's girl is Dee Reynolds xD

[@mrsneed420]

If there’s all these mock sacrifices.... who’s doing the real sacrifices?

[@beazy2667]

Dude i havent laughed this hard all year! This the pod cast of the year! I love you Tim, after all year of watching everything u post. im finally gonna sub. I love you.

[@conceptflow]

43:00+ is HILARIOUS

[@cid3384]

Dillon and Mullen should do a pod

[@SavageAudits]

New subscriber, here. This was cool.

[@sealevelbear]

It is all gold.

[@Goofmaxxin]

Your late, get out

[@user-ho8br1cw8c]

This was a very entertaining episode.

[@BlazRa]

I relisten all the time

[@iamshaman]

Oh thank you! So happy this was posted

[@brianjones4245]

Me too! Tim and Ray are hilarious.

[@halfwaydead7087]

Pee on my face

[@unownnnn]

One of my favourite episodes

[@P.Aether]

These ads are like comedy specials

[@Mrkevi123]

Ray Kump impersonating Ray Kump @42:25

[@timotea7501]

Hahahahahahahahha

[@Aiur]

*Where success starts and continues*

[@jupiterheals1462]

“Are they hoping diseases spread” at 1:40 talking about why the mass public is useless and maybe they want to kill us all - right before Tim basically talks about the ushering in the age of Aquarius - in a general discussion of the cyclical mythological nature of human existence wtf how can this be so great and so funny at the same time

[@Shikhar_]

I was so looking for this comment as soon as I heard it (1:42:20) from Ray K.

[@joben315]

We need more tim and ray episodes

[@businessbuilder92]

Not super city as in the jetsons! Lmaoooooo

[@danielmccabe9899]

Dale Carnegie??? I think Ray means Andrew Carnegie. Lol. 😂

[@JamesSmith-cn8dh]

Dale Carnegie is an author of a range of books on how to be a leader

[@sealevelbear]

😅 He got 50% of the name right 😆

[@beowulfCG]

nope...he meant Dale

[@HollerLogs]

winfluencer

[@kylesanders8276]

1:14 Tim, you know us too well. I was doing this very thing as you said that. It's completely unrelated and it's nothing personal. I'm listening, please continue...

[@codytuggle1636]

"Robert kerusaki" absolutely nailed it Ray.

[@hellworld3000]

yessssss ray ep

[@emstacks1499]

ALL HAIL THE KUMP!!

[@joben315]

Holy shit this aged well

[@William2Firearms]

Holy aged this shit well

[@rustygoldentv4049]

I'm now a Patreon member. Kump and Dillon episodes rule!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yep. totally true

[@SuperAdam1313]

Ray needs to get the part of Sargent Shultz in the remake of Hogan's Heros

[@GG_11_11]

The video would be good even filming it on your couch or a kitchen table!

[@JeremyRKus]

Ray is good for me dilllon to bounce insults off of

[@Wyzd_95]

Ray to Tim is like Bobby Kelly to Colin Quinn

[@andersengreen6081]

Ray’s body is good to bounce anything off of

[@trfrecs6597]

The death of irony- heady stuff, good talk

[@bgillett72]

But Hey That’s life in the BIG CITY!!

[@camsherr5590]

Haha awe this is awesome!!

[@ivywoodxrecords]

God this is so classic man I remember listening to this when I was working a HELL job cleaning the Minnesota Twins stadium after baseball games, the shift was like 10:30pm to 4am and it was a bunch of felons working with me, the "manager" was some loser yelling at us, Had to pick up garbage from the stands all night old hot dogs, milkshakes, pop corn that stuff. But I remember listening to this episode in my earbuds and looking up at the stars in the night sky and just yeah man. It was late august there was like allmost a chill in the air but not really. Ya man. I just remember that and this episode. Weird times.

[@TheRealChrisTravis]

This episode is so underrated

[@DannySullivanMusic]

indeed. 1000% accurate

[@holden3]

All of us Tim fans should shoot over to Kumps podcast And subscribe give him the "Rogan effect "

[@larrydigby1818]

Please please we need Tim and Ray pod back

[@martinimanz502]

Hahahaha this was so good

[@larrylavendol5923]

Anybody see the 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself' Christmas sweaters? 😀

[@segamegadrive3903]

I think you're a fraudulent fashion designer - Ray Kump

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

Mega Kunt lmao

[@erikbrowning5997]

Lots of foreshadowing and predictions came true in this episode

[@a1tony170]

Scary how relevant many of these topics are today. Lack of maintenance of services has really taken a toll.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

agreed. 1000% true dude

[@a.puente7831]

If Bobcat Goldthwait and Opie from family guy gave speaking lessons Ray Lump would be the valedictorian.

[@Mark_Ocain]

Zucchini fries?... He didn't go into how she was discovered sometime later in a shallow grave somewhere LOL

[@Dannutts]

Even with the fights as good as they were, it was hard to ignore Tim's notification. Anyway, Goddamn, I'm so happy I got to see Colby get his ass beat. Time to join this secret society, bitches!

[@jlea]

31:50 Lol funny hearing this

[@HollerLogs]

Love Ray.. love Tim

[@Vincentl2189]

Cant wait for that studio in Florida

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

Florida has no state income tax

[@sealevelbear]

Mid-to-North, West coast Florida is perfect for Tim. Not super costly, warm most of the year, and like Texas, no State income tax.

[@kmills116]

I am subscribed to you on Apple podcasts and it does not ever show me when you upload. I always find out on KZbin 😫

[@GiffysChannel]

1:17:37 I need to know what interview you're talking about where Doja Cat talks about the Annunaki xD

[@sealevelbear]

Let me know if you find out as well!

[@GiffysChannel]

@@sealevelbear 😁👍

[@babyfactory587]

tim dillion admitting he read harry potter, glimpse at his age. ooo vonnegut as well