Ark: you're cold The guy: *is literally burning alive*
@Ewyn48513 жыл бұрын
Idk why but it's true Ark: YOUR FREEZING GET SOME WARMTH NOOWWWWWWWWW Me: literally burning rn
@WSmith073 жыл бұрын
Just stand on a fire, as long as you have good health EDIT: DOES NOT WORK
@SokkingBTtulaj3 жыл бұрын
@@Ewyn4851 Maybe you are cold because your skin burned off. :D
@Ewyn48513 жыл бұрын
@@SokkingBTtulaj yea maybe
@eissaalzaabi65873 жыл бұрын
Ark’s logic 🤷♂️
@pandemelocoton96853 жыл бұрын
the way he and his unicorn fall to their death with the main theme playing in the background like that's it that's the Ark experience
@miceecatfan39742 жыл бұрын
What makes it funnier that it already is is when a random player jumps down with him and he makes a scream while Kapro all leaping at the same time
@sandmansoldier88893 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where everyone has swamp fever and purposely gives it to you
@mr.whalecharge60493 жыл бұрын
HA I just ruined your perfect 69 upvotes and don’t feel remorse about ir
@elonmuskhaslostit3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.whalecharge6049 o my god what a psychopath!
@t-rexhunter38203 жыл бұрын
@@mr.whalecharge6049 This isn’t Reddit
@shortidiot39493 жыл бұрын
wat a swamp fever XD
@Haunter783 жыл бұрын
Swamp fever was actually pretty good it gave you straight up 20% speed buff with a slight health and meele debuff
@croc_moat23273 жыл бұрын
2:33 this part is the best,in my opinion
@randomstuffbychris3 жыл бұрын
the kapro spawns is true for every map
@MRPiterer13 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@jessemanner67763 жыл бұрын
😂 Yeap lol
@dylandelamora99073 жыл бұрын
It is for sure XD
@miceecatfan39742 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when I saw them leaping at the same time trying to kill the player XDDDDD
@michasz2413 жыл бұрын
2:43 whole game in five seconds
@kylemonsterdrywallfistbump59483 жыл бұрын
Unicorn couldn't make the jump. Landed in a hell storm and got ripped to shreds lmao best part
@clinttourist3 жыл бұрын
love when you’re cold all the time and die from the injuries of being cold lmao so accurate
@richbaladhay30723 жыл бұрын
If you go in winter ragonark it will kill faster and I called is the “murder snow”
@surodeepchakraborty47063 жыл бұрын
@@richbaladhay3072 murder murder snow exists too
@RickhunterSDF12 жыл бұрын
Got to have like max fortitude
@analothor2 жыл бұрын
60 below...
@zalious47993 жыл бұрын
dude the flying lobsters get me at viking bay every time lmaoooo
@Mrdestiny173 жыл бұрын
We called them land-lobsters. They are every Bob's worst nightmare
@dynestis28753 жыл бұрын
I have never seen any of these
@aduckonaplane38162 жыл бұрын
@@dynestis2875 i think they only (or atleast most often) spawn on ragnorok. They're super common in the water at viking bay on ragnarok (the place where theres a big carcass near blue obi), they're supposed to be water creatures but their progamming is hilariously bad so they just get out of the water when they want to. They dont even have a walking animation, they just float
@@aduckonaplane3816 they are at the very bottom ocean of island
@eg-draw3 жыл бұрын
My first day in Ark: "oh wow is that a basilo in the water I see? I thought they live in deep ocean and this one just chilling here near the beach" It was sarco. Directed by Robert. B. Weide
@IlIlIlIllIlIllI3 жыл бұрын
Omg same " oh! What's this dino doing here!? Oh...wait NOOO!"
@paulandreig.sahagun343 жыл бұрын
Not on Mobile. Basilos tend to spawn near at the coast and ocean cliffs down to the abyss.
@i.show.fard692 жыл бұрын
i defeated sarco ez i lured it to attack my parasaur (which has a lot of health) then slowly killed the sarco with a stone axe
@aduckonaplane38162 жыл бұрын
@@i.show.fard69 you really braggin bout killing a sarco? Most players have done it, and chances are the one you killed was low level
@rohas50153 жыл бұрын
Trailer: Riding Unicorns into battle along side your tribe Reality: Rides unicorn at 10fps while running from giga
@MxllyRK3 жыл бұрын
lvl 75 bobs that have 300 melee waiting for u at the blue ob 😂
@josefernandezalonso44253 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@wire--ninja94793 жыл бұрын
That's not funny it legit happens lol
@MxllyRK3 жыл бұрын
@@wire--ninja9479ik i was obbing my wyvern then a bob came up to me, i had nightmares about it
@Calabacho3 жыл бұрын
If you upload at the blue ob then you are the real bob ☠️
@tamasberes82103 жыл бұрын
and you get swamp fewer😏😆corona lol😆
@themightytrainthurnax66133 жыл бұрын
Especially love the part where you cant go 5ft into the snow biomes before you start quickly dying of hypothermia, even in full fur armor.
@nikolajkvistpedersen51513 жыл бұрын
Just get a beaver and max ONLY the melee damage, then pick it up and you're warm enough to not lose hp. For the most part. Otherwise, get better fur armor.
@luizzm2 жыл бұрын
@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 can you pick up a beaver?? You mean the Castoroides?
@nikolajkvistpedersen51512 жыл бұрын
@@luizzm I meant an odder, mb. Casteroides is only good for gathering wood.
@nikolajkvistpedersen51512 жыл бұрын
@@luizzm You can pick up beavers with tames though.
@someone-ji2zb Жыл бұрын
@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 Even then, it has to be like a lvl 100+ otter, and they aren't exactly the most common creature around lol; at least if you need to tame a quetzal that likely will land in murder snow.
@omarlive25693 жыл бұрын
I love the deformed wivern lol
@eesamohammed21043 жыл бұрын
@Cat man whats next you gonna make him you gonna make him translate it into jacobean english
@omarlive25693 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah I always forget to spell it
@_al2ster3213 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vaporouselm99323 жыл бұрын
@Cat man Correcting someones grammar is as low as you can get
@gamingroot52203 жыл бұрын
Hey, I never someone love me
@rakeemnaidoo43583 жыл бұрын
He just sacrificed a unicorn to make this thing
@raptorshark41953 жыл бұрын
Two actually...
@bobman91293 жыл бұрын
@@kviju my first unicorn encounter was strange So I was a level 11 Bob and very new to ark me and my friend saw a whit horse with a horn said "cool" we wanted to tame it but eh skipped becuse we didn't know how to so we just left XD
@tacturtlegaming18843 жыл бұрын
@@raptorshark4195 😎😎😎
@chaffllake50523 жыл бұрын
Probably spawned it in
@trixfox453 жыл бұрын
I usually always find a unicorn when I just go to Highlands on ragnarok xD
@jasonclifford20633 жыл бұрын
At 3:10 I felt that it happens everytime I join a new server lol
@pleasurebird3 жыл бұрын
Yeah everytime for me too without fail. This is why I absolutely hate playing PVP. I'm a single player person now.
@papato6803 жыл бұрын
@@pleasurebird why don’t you play pve?
@pleasurebird3 жыл бұрын
@@papato680 I do play pve whenever I play with friends, and sometimes I like to go onto servers, but I mostly enjoy a single player experience.
@Stone_Cold-3163 жыл бұрын
I know that always happens from past experiences :(
@daviddarby28883 жыл бұрын
The managarmr and thatch hut is too true.
@gashakonnarith46383 жыл бұрын
Iv'e never seen that death before were the screen zooms out like that. That makes me laugh so hard.
@bighorse97343 жыл бұрын
Despite of all this. it's the best map I have ever played on in Ark. There was not a single spot I didn't know about every ratthole, mesh hole, underated Alpha spots everything that map was goated
@MrT_Rex3 жыл бұрын
Life is lie And sometimes, it's funny
@dinoplays11233 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SxTripxH3 жыл бұрын
Life is lie hmmmmmm
@kittysnake19613 жыл бұрын
Well you a hater
@MrT_Rex3 жыл бұрын
@@kittysnake1961 a life hater ? Mine yes
@TheSuperkiller1193 жыл бұрын
Love the chaos at the end, really caught me off guard. You should do more with that, its more entertaining than other ark youtube videos
@mastermind44993 жыл бұрын
Trailer: Genesis pt 2 will be released on March Reality: Genesis pt 2 will be delayed until the end of spring, and no, it still will have a huge amount of bugs
@xenodragon773 жыл бұрын
It was confirmed to be delayed till May already
@thylaking13973 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to come out this past winter initially lol.
@mastermind44993 жыл бұрын
@@thylaking1397 so it's the second time they delayed it?
@infinitestrafes79313 жыл бұрын
@@mastermind4499 ye
@williammccroskey24333 жыл бұрын
@@xenodragon77 it must be luck haha my birthdays in may
@mythik1403 жыл бұрын
I was literally playing ragnarok for 9 hours straight today and I see this after getting off, absolutely amazing, I love these videos !!
@regachi65543 жыл бұрын
1:17 thats a 100% a ice wyvern
@mizfeyl3 жыл бұрын
You do remember the og ice wyvern right? Just a recoloured lightning wyvern with recoloured fire breath
@hannahshark80803 жыл бұрын
Before the unique model was finished
@shlingusdingus41743 жыл бұрын
Highlands on Rag: Spawn the rarest, most fragile creature in the game Also Highlands: *haha giga go b r r r*
@superspideygamez48813 жыл бұрын
2:28 this part made me laugh so hard
@goldenzekrom1173 жыл бұрын
Had me crying in laughter, when he tried to fight em off I was just dying
@suicidalpancakepress57563 жыл бұрын
POV: you enter Florida
@superspideygamez48813 жыл бұрын
That unicorn flew away secretly
@RapJayPinkYoshi3 жыл бұрын
0:14 The dude running after his horse died had me on the floor
@yeahyee43943 жыл бұрын
As a ark player I can vouch that this vid is 100 percent realistic
@insanerambling2 жыл бұрын
A random managmr attacking everything in sight is too relatable 😔
@oliverjohn72683 жыл бұрын
we definetly need a disclaimer in this video like "no Horses are harmed in this video"
@sleepycat48643 жыл бұрын
that moment when you join a server and you get trapped when you spawn *Then your max lvl friend comes with 20 gigas*
@ICKYJOGGERYT2 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter at the part where those guys just imprisoned him then was making fun of him and then a creature (which looked like knifehead) came and killed them Edit: I looked closer and saw it was a mana
@luongngo18023 жыл бұрын
2:40 had me finally laugh😂
@Knucklehead20092 жыл бұрын
4:58 Why did this crack me up and the music made it better😂
@kewbykinggaming1233 жыл бұрын
Literally on fire ARK: your cold you should go find some warmth
@captainsoggydoggyjackson2563 жыл бұрын
I'm commenting now halfway through the video and can honestly say that my mouths been open like a garbage can spewing odorous laughter at my ceiling for the exact length of the whole video.
@loganthesaint3 жыл бұрын
I remember the early days of ark, like the beginning, I was soloing the island doing well, another place popped up near mine, he couldn’t ever find my place but I could see his. Constant war though as we always fought over the same metal resources, one day we are warring as usual when a pack of T rexes come out of nowhere. At the same time we both turned and ran like the cowards we truly were. I had a bronto at my base and a few other tames, he had a lot of Dodos 😂 And raptors. The rexes went for his base first, and I said not like this, charged in with everything I had. Then an alpha raptor joined the party. Together we lost everything had a laugh then we tribed up together and went from there. It only gets worse 😂
@princejohannejalos70803 жыл бұрын
EVERY GAME NEEDS TO HIRE YOU FOR TRAILER MAKING
@IamCoalfoot3 жыл бұрын
*is on fire* Ark: You're cold, you should find some warmth. Me: On point.
@galaxyheart55553 жыл бұрын
0:55 you forgot the dying to antimesh part when you get knocked in the lava cave
@valtarijunkkala2 жыл бұрын
And this is why I play on a private server, avoiding all of these issues except for flying water scorpions.
@Del_Yanamme3 жыл бұрын
The turrets on Viking Vay lol
@jesuschrist96272 жыл бұрын
“Your could,find some warmth soon” Proceeds to get evaporated by flames of a wyvern
@guillermogerrycabrera76252 жыл бұрын
2:33 this made me remember an old filipino parody song of 'i believe i can fly' when im still in elementary. "I believe i can fly~🎵 Tumalon sa tulay~🎵 Kinain ng crocodile~🎵 Paguwi gutay gutay~🎵"
@ray_01473 жыл бұрын
The kaprosuchus part killed me lmaoo.
@tsak94953 жыл бұрын
4:56 NOW THATS A GOOD AMOUNT OF BLACK PEARLS
@adisonmorris80153 жыл бұрын
Amazing video. Loved the mana and thatch hut part... so true.... so so true.....
@ethangray31623 жыл бұрын
2:40 is so relatable this literally happens to me every time I try to do a parkour jump in this game
@mihailis63532 жыл бұрын
Ark, the only game where even the weather is out to break your legs
@ashryver36053 жыл бұрын
ARK: Trailer vs ARK: Reality Don't even need to label it for Ragnarok, back when I played ARK when it first came out trailers were always wildly different from the game. Especially graphics.
@karenzeederberg1843 жыл бұрын
3:17 I was dying 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@user-zc2ks7pd3d Жыл бұрын
*0:24* ''You're cold. You should find warmth soon. '' 💀 He is literally burning to death
@rube71032 жыл бұрын
I remember when me an some friends played I got captured and I was talking mad crap that my teammates were going to rescue me 30mins later we were all caged up lmfao
@happyturtle11473 жыл бұрын
I think when they were at the castle the griffins should get swarmed by bats but it was still funny
@raptorshark41953 жыл бұрын
That actually did happen on our first try
@astro-thegod47973 жыл бұрын
@@raptorshark4195 should of kept it in alongside with the unicorn thing
@Robert-iw1cj3 жыл бұрын
2:34 Epic moment
@blazeburner303 Жыл бұрын
snail never changes no matter how many games they do this to
@keaganmon62723 жыл бұрын
ark when you are in a volcano: YOU ARE LITERALLY DYING GET OUT OF HERE also ark when you go inside the lava: you are warm but you are also dead
@snappycenter78633 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. The only thing I'd have liked to see is Ride of the Valkyries being played while you're on a Pteranadon fleeing wyverns after stealing one of their eggs.
@Danklysaurus3 жыл бұрын
OMG FINALY ANOTHER THIS UR VIDS ARE AMAZING
@zemor9173 жыл бұрын
1:45 that's why you come there with med breweries and Giga or good shotguns
@roycastanon57543 жыл бұрын
Trailer don’t show that
@thevy95712 жыл бұрын
I laughed the whole time. xD This is so true ! You did a great job for the edit =)
@chadgorosaurus48983 жыл бұрын
2:56 best footage
@JTF245acp3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up raptor shark these vids are great
@Altreux2 жыл бұрын
Ngl i went into the icequeen boss with a crossbow, flame arrow, and a single 5k hp direwolf. I beaten it because my wolf fell and got stuck in a spot where i cant be hit, and the aggro is still on it
@hexagoon96843 жыл бұрын
Truly. this is the picasso of great thumbnails
@raptorshark41953 жыл бұрын
I stumbled across the frame by accident. One of the best mistakes in my life
@hexagoon96843 жыл бұрын
@@raptorshark4195 xD
@rintheorder3 жыл бұрын
02:37 This brought a whole new meaning to Ascension.
@Mixxivita3 жыл бұрын
1:54 best legit part
@TheChadGrievous3 жыл бұрын
what was the name of the music at minute 2:13?
@zjoowet48303 жыл бұрын
Bro your so underrated
@starfish31823 жыл бұрын
I love the music part where the giga is chasing them lol
@two-headedsloth49443 жыл бұрын
This stuff is truly inspirational! Definitely a double big brain play.
@chrisejh3 жыл бұрын
Omg!! Had me rolling!! Yea I can relate to every scene lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@itscrazy56433 жыл бұрын
Tbh I live a peaceful life on the grasslands of which I named dead mans valley for.......reasons.......
@nemanjafilipovic3583 жыл бұрын
4:58 hate those things
@Knucklehead20092 жыл бұрын
That music though
@JuanDiaz-mg1wz3 жыл бұрын
Amigo tus videos son los mejores sigue asi me gusta lo mucho que te esfuerzas en hacer lo que haces cuidate.
@howtodivide04123 жыл бұрын
4:08 an angel sound should have came on when the mana came
@larnellhazel65692 жыл бұрын
the guy running away after his horse died
@1maxmaximum3 жыл бұрын
This is so freaking true. But you forgot the part were your internet kills itself while your in the middle taming a Giga
@jumbas453 жыл бұрын
Or when your in pvp
@CommentedHere03 жыл бұрын
Ive been killed about a 1000 times in Ark. I make metal swords armor and everything and then someone knocks me out and kills me :(
@7yearold4363 жыл бұрын
THE UNICORN LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIES THING ON EARHT
@DanaerysRiverborn Жыл бұрын
Damn sure I now have a six pack gut just from laughing.
@chefTJ1543 жыл бұрын
Is on fire “You are cold”
@liamford4635 Жыл бұрын
The way the trailer Laughts at you for being a noob Aka the fire wyvern attack
@supahot Жыл бұрын
What makes it look like the trailer is by turning up the graphics
@gusalistar25223 жыл бұрын
The horse jump is really funny
@МстиславФролов-щ7в3 жыл бұрын
1:33 R.I.P Mr.bob 2021 2021
@CoolSmoovie2 жыл бұрын
I put a lot of time into Ragnorok. Didn’t say I had any fun
@ALILDOGGO8533 жыл бұрын
amazing video
@Bond6582 жыл бұрын
Mehr von diesen Videos bitte 😂😂
@sournote86103 жыл бұрын
I remember when the scorpions could rub onto the beach. That was the first time I found out they were even in the game.
@nillsontheirish44453 жыл бұрын
1:51 me everytime
@gameuseplaydu573 жыл бұрын
Licorne + pont +saut = échecs et mort 🤣 merci pour le fou rire 😅🤩
@alainadingee23222 жыл бұрын
The Giga just randomly appears LOL
@pastelinkmonster38733 жыл бұрын
2:42 those Sarcos were paid actors
@thecodeson993 жыл бұрын
This was actually really funny well done
@pastelinkmonster38733 жыл бұрын
3:10 that shit was hilarious
@Onedumguy.3 жыл бұрын
your burning and you feel cold lol ...
@SiimukaSusah3 жыл бұрын
that GIGAN is the best part
@dobs86973 жыл бұрын
Ragnarok reality: Free kits
@raptorshark41953 жыл бұрын
The amount of trrrible botters and hackers on this map is absurd
@annagajdova41013 жыл бұрын
@@raptorshark4195 wdym, on officials ?
@drewdefere80523 жыл бұрын
100% accurate review once again XD, especially with the manas
@breadcat29903 жыл бұрын
This person has had some bad experiences with Manas, huh?
@TheFrenchie-Monkey3 жыл бұрын
- GIGA POV - im gonna get u.. I’m gonna get u.. got u hehe this was fun - Survivors POV - OH LORD PLEASE HELP MY SINNER SOUL - Horse POV - RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Poo break.. RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Oh darn I’m outta stam guess we better wait till I get mo- ~Death~