ArmA 3: Old Man is a Fustercluck

[@rorynorris4248]

Not shown: Rimmy spending nearly an hour just trying to get past one checkpoint on a bridge... admittedly everything that could go wrong did almost every time.

[@lkvideos7181]

That is so true.

[@JohandeJong]

*Points gun at civilian* *Wonders why they run away* Guess someone forgot the weapon safety briefing...

[@305backup]

Civilian- *Tries to outrun bullet* *Wonders why he got shot* Looks like someone missed the “Don’t move” briefing.

[@tinycockjock1967]

Johan de Jong Remember: Fingy off tringy

[@Southern_Crusader]

“I am seeing ten gorillas mating in a pile right now!” -Proceeds to Giggle in an Uncomfortable Manner- Achievement Earned: *Peeping Tom*

[@thelordofforeheads2839]

Killer Joy Guerilla*

[@OtterMusician]

@@thelordofforeheads2839 yes, guerilla, but the image of ten gorillas in a pile is also hilarious :D

[@typicalkuwaiti4786]

Michael Martin how the hell is that a woosh

[@typicalkuwaiti4786]

Michael Martin not really he was just quoting Rimmy

[@cloecarnes4675]

“Farewell ground peasants!” - Rimmy 2019

[@kon7770]

I just got home from a very long day at work I talked to my wife and went into shitter and closed the door behind me. I also loaded this video as the door closed, the only thing my wife heres is "AAAHH AAAAAAHHHHH" from the first few seconds of this video. Thank you Rimmy for making my wife think I'm watching a man moan behind closed doors. I love this channel

[@dalmatiaball7687]

good

[@mercator79]

Arent you in fact watching a man moan tho?

[@QuakeMidaro]

Celtic Batman gods why you do this too me

[@zerrierslizer1]

Rimmy is good and all, but can we just for a second talk about the fact that you are watching Rimmy AND have a wife!? What is this loopyland i have entered!?

[@Soridan]

@@zerrierslizer1 It's not like anyone would go on the internet and just tell lies...right?

[@gargamel679]

"this mission is canon" *Ah yes i remeber the guerilla mating season in arma's story*

[@DJDarkDarsi]

I remember seeing the mating piles live, good times, I made a meme image. Edit : OH HOT DAMN ITS IN, this is why you watch the whole video first

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Your a griffin

[@AceOfBlackjack]

And your a kirin?

[@fosterbeal4153]

"the mother helicopter scatters her young in hopes they will outlive her against the threat"

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

5:46 you know you're in a fustercluck when literally S.H.I.E.L.D has to come in

[@LordVader1094]

@@CTRG Why?

[@chiken6559]

@Combat Technology Research Group my nigga that's crazy, but i don't remember asking

[@australianword3812]

@@CTRG so tell me, what's making you so insecure to force yourself to explain to somebody who is telling a joke what that something they were making a joke of is?

[@ZeFluffyKnight]

Well after playing Old Man myself and coming back to this, it's safe to say they have made it mostly functional lmao. Wasn't having near as many game breaking issues.

[@MrSn4rk]

You know how it works, nothing is ever fully functional in Arma 😂

[@afgtp0906]

@@MrSn4rk and then they release a new version on new engine and the cycle starts over again. Been this way since OFP.

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

​@@MrSn4rkI'm watching this video as a break from some strange and infuriating issues I've been having with some Arma mission scripting, and it does make me feel better knowing that even BI has trouble making missions work right in their own fucking game

[@ethanhill851]

"We weren't expecting special forces" "Yeah well if you guys could deal with build a bears with sharp sticks we wouldn't have to be here"

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"Special" forces

[@bp837]

6:54 The way you pronounced "gendarmes" made me lose a few neurons.

[@Vara91391]

Gen-Da-maaries , no shit, that was bad

[@Bonk4Me]

I had to doublecheck the subtitles to confirm i didnt just have a stroke

[@resistancerat]

Gender Marines

[@nickandman1]

In boot camp they would say "keep your booger hook off that bang switch!"

[@tezr0ck]

Nick Del Tedesco Ever scene Black Hawk Down?

[@nickandman1]

Yeah I saw it a few years back

[@jerrymartin7019]

Keep food grabby thing off pain button

[@bayonetenthusiast5703]

"Guerilla Mating season"

[@LocalGuardsman]

“Those old men are up to something” Chicken Run meme You made my day XD

[@wanderer5058]

The reason why l’ensemble was hostile at the end was because the leader guy for them was supposed to call you asking you to deliver it to them instead of to the Dr. or letting Miller keep it. Though you probably heard as much now. But giving it to L’Ensemble is the third ending. Edit: There was also supposed to be an ending thing where it goes over what happened when you escaped, but the scenario broke as shit for Rimmy I think

[@furrybacon1512]

Imma be honest - I forgot Arma had a Story.

[@deathgripskaraoke9351]

Shame because it's actually pretty good

[@jryde421]

For awhile i thought storylines were to make zeus even more fun. lol

[@lostwizardcat9910]

to be honest everyone with more than 1k hours in the game has

[@fosphor8920]

I just reinstalled Arma 3... Time to get that 1k hours haha

[@Thegameatl19]

I’m willing to say at least 4-500 hours I’ve spent in the game was doing things in editor

[@maxkennedy8075]

Gendermaries? I believe it is pronounced Jaun-Darme Rimmy

[@ArkhBaegor]

@Warstar Neither, the final s is silent. It's /ʒɑ̃.daʁm/ in IPA (which I highly suggest everyone learns, it's not that hard and extremely useful)

[@huguesisabel4438]

@Warstar Probably northern and southern slang

[@fuynnywhaka101]

@@ArkhBaegor India Pale Ale?

[@XanosKnyghtshade]

I read that as "Gendermarines" and nearly had a heart attack.

[@XcartebleuX]

I think you're mistaking it with Jean Claude van d'arme my dear non-french friend

[@cnlbenmc]

Wow the "Normal" ending was literally the Worst Possible.

[@lkvideos7181]

It's almost like the developers want to say there is no such thing as happy endings.

[@FenrisulfrSkarr]

@@lkvideos7181 just like real life in regards to wars lmao

[@lkvideos7181]

@@FenrisulfrSkarr Precicely.

[@harrier827]

May I ask which one is the normal one?

[@australianword3812]

@@harrier827 the one where Miller lives and stops CSAT's Apex Protocol

[@karmaraquette3363]

As a french i can say that the gendarm's voice actor is bad.

[@math3000]

They spent their budget on the Russian voice actors

[@AdamWalkLikeSuicide]

Maybe he's Canadian.

[@pavelcerny9803]

I heared they are supposed to be like this

[@lkvideos7181]

@@math3000 You mean Chinese ? ^^

[@miguellopes2452]

@@iStrong113 yes there is, from the contact dlc

[@Utreshimon]

I'm gonna need that 'Those Old Men are up to something' meme.

[@oscarhampson9181]

I'd love for there to be a War of the Worlds op, using WW1 uniforms and equipment. The tripods could be Titans from There Is Only War and one of the first objectives is rescuing a certain journalist who witnessed the Martians landing.

[@six5309]

That bomb scene reminded me of the opening in xcom 2 where they blow up the space van while central gets whacked

[@012998Mnb]

Rimmy: I WANNA DIE also Rimmy: let me out of this house! Bomb: lol nah

[@1992Xaldin]

I've not seen a lot of 2019 vids, but I think "Fingy off Tringy" might be my funniest line in 2019.

[@TheIrishTexan]

"Farewell, *GROUND PEASANTS!*"

[@Helix597]

It’s gorilla mating season and there’s bound to be child soldiers with AKs. 69 likes nice

[@Helix597]

Nathannator you don’t get the joke I’m trying to make it sound like there animals mating

[@grandcrashout]

bohemia: makes something new glitches and bugs: *it's free real estate*

[@bluesnowball9346]

Video released 9 seconds ago? Time to stop everything I'm doing and observe gorillas mating in a pile.

[@ethanodell8044]

Remember kids, when you're using a gun, fingey off tringey when you're not shooting!

[@boshikagebira4753]

If Rimmy plays a horror game it’s gonna be quite grimmy

[@Tokyo___Am]

Hey Rimmy, I got a question..What made you come up with the title Fustercluck?

[@METALGEARMATRIX]

Clusterfuck but able to have ads in it

[@Tokyo___Am]

Guu'Thrak the Undying yeah ok that makes sense

[@chrisi0563]

If I remember right he or someone else mispoke 'Clusterfuck' and 'Fustercluck' was he result

[@forden9125]

2:20 Chris Redfield

[@owenwilliams9746]

Millers volume: two mice fucking in the celler Rimmys volume: causes space and time to rupture and explodes the sun

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I am also watching a very powerful scene

[@bundleoffuck2986]

The drone is pretty smart, not gonna lie.

[@Yogasefski]

Video: 2 hrs old Comments: 3-4 hrs old Me: KZbin is a FusterCluck!

[@HamThePharoah]

Could you add a disclaimer that this is in early beta? A bit disingenuous to frame this as something that's been released in this state.

[@tarlzthe14th]

And yet they released it.

[@kaz998]

@Tarlz The 14th No they haven't, have you even played this yet?

[@jjba8217]

@Rimmy - Downunder Gaming I trust Rimmy. If it was in Beta then Rimmy would have said something.

[@Halloyaw11]

@@jjba8217 It's literally called the Old Man Beta on Steam...?

[@tarlzthe14th]

@@kaz998 It's on the steam workshop.

[@Bigma_Industries]

3:42 Me every time i play arma.

[@blazeraptor1153]

0:04 " I am watching a powerful scene right now"

[@apossumeatingarbys9164]

When you compare this to contact you wouldn't even think it was from the same people

[@essexclass8168]

That finale gave me Call of Pripyat energy

[@howdo8342]

If you hold control you can play things multiple times while in Zeus, so just click on lighting bolt and then hold left control while clicking and you can spam lighting bolts

[@jdreyes3745]

Ah yes, here we are witnessing rare footage of the guerilla's mating habits. These majestic creatures are normally very violent during mating season, hence why it is a such a rare sight to see them mating. These predators travel in packs, with numbers ranging from 5-20 members, with one leader each. Here, we se the leader overseeing his pack as they undergo intercourse with each other, watching for any intruders willing to crash this "orgy", if you will.

[@nibblesowo]

Also me and my teammates used a Santa mod and submarines to play an op called “North Pole Power Play” where eight NPSpecOps usurped a Russian invasion via submarines and IED presents.

[@YukarisGearReviews]

You weren't the only one to be massively disappointed by the ending.

[@KingBobBobBob]

My dad taught me a colorful way of keeping your finger off the trigger.. keep ya boogerhook off the bang switch till your ready to shoot. He was Career millitary

[@robertgilman3715]

Hey Rimmy I've been going through some tough times as my sister recently died and you're video's have been helping me get bye so keep up the good work

[@nibblesowo]

You know, I found you and your channel because a buddy described your ops as “the ass-end of a 12 day shitstorm.” Ever since then, I’ve enjoyed every vid you posted.

[@AgingPurse]

If this is Canon to the story is the orgy also cannon?

[@LeroyJ12]

"i'm fucking astounded" *video cuts* LMAO

[@lukasjerabek2504]

I think this was very good concept of what would be awesone to have in arma 4, but done properly... The fact is I have enjoyed it a lot even with the bugs, which I have also encountered a lot...

[@ClaudiusDK]

-How the heck did ya turn on Zeus in Old Man?- Edit: nvm, I figured it out.

[@Telco12]

ClaudiusDK how did he do it

[@ClaudiusDK]

@@Telco12 "Simple Single Player Cheat Menu" for Arma3 from the steam workshop. However the menu is kinda buggy and breaks the game if you use it too much. also the menu doesn't entirely load right so for Old Man, you gotta type into the console createDialog "RscDialogCheatMenu"; and then press the "Local Exec" for it to work

[@ThePhengophobe]

I'm glad I played it after it came out recently. Was really smooth for me, though I cheated through and followed Miller.

[@firegod5457]

8:27 can i get that photo please?

[@hunormagyar1843]

3:55 is realistic. You see, the old man died of heart attack.

[@nade7242]

doesn't the miller ending make more sense to do tho? they take the sample because it's really small so they can study it and produce more in case the disease starts spreading, right?

[@isThreeman]

Accidentally hit the volume control on my headsets cable just to hear "MILLER!"

[@ImNotFine44]

I know you call everything a clusterfuck but it’s very fitting for this add on

[@Jack_Dab]

i love how noone in the comments can write the word guerrilla. The Guerrilla mating season was fun.

[@criseist9786]

I don't know, I still prefer the gorilla mating season

[@batcat4136]

I wanna get “Remember: fingy off tringy” framed

[@crperegrine6805]

well from this video I know there is just more than the "follow Miller into the water and shit ends" ending. cheers Rimmy! Edit- for checkpoints you can have anything you want in the inventory of your vehicle (tested this with a Satchel charge, RPG, AK etc) with no issue. (sneak edit- tested again with an explosive charge again with no issue) so... checkpoints are invalid?

[@Kalashinator]

"Fingy off tringy" --RimDad

[@medhathobo]

Lots of the bugs are fixed now. Much better save system too.

[@xxCreeperPLxx]

8:30 Are you using Windows 8?

[@gamefilesgaming2228]

Those old men were up to something

[@coenogo]

BI is fucking omniscient. Putting out a virus-centered mission just before the outbreak? Creepy.

[@alwil457]

Whenever I watch your videos, I think, how the fuck does this guy get into so many of the most bizarre scenarios.

[@mr.quarantine5977]

This scenario was a bit of a prophecy

[@GaeliccYT]

i lost my entire insurgent team to attacking the main radar as they just spawn in the center and stay there, and it continuously says they are attacking it despite the fact I blew it up

[@07Silv]

0:05 well it is quite literally a “cluster fuck”

[@alphawolfgang173]

miller is the same voice actor as radzig kobyla on kingdom come. i just noticed this.

[@campionpesate4647]

6:55 Gandamauries... dear lord.

[@radionmamut8112]

How did he start up Zeus? I’m just so tired of one of the missions that I just want to get passed it

[@rustyrust5864]

How did you enable zeus in that scenario

[@cbzspeedy8416]

Does anyone know how to get the old man modules working in the even editor?

[@sankhyohalder97]

Anybody know what mod he used to get into Zeus? Sspcm isn't working for me

[@TalicFIN]

Isn't 'The Old Man' work in progress?

[@OzyWazza]

Rimmy + Lightning = ARMA Bohemian Rhapsody

[@TheAlexDivision]

The first rule of gun safety is to have fun

[@LukeTEvans]

the aliens in contact were really just bugs

[@Eledore]

doctor running away.. keeps chasing him with your gun out.. Miller did tell you for a reason to put that gun away..!

[@kahungchim6367]

Well here's your choice: A polished arma 3 : Old man dlc Arma 4. I know what to choose

[@zulicurah9414]

god I'm really hoping this is what it is. an early test version before the real release

[@izac112]

That is exactly what it is, rimmy did just not mention it

[@Overlord99762]

Gendah Mari Seems Rimmy doesn't know the word Gendarmerie

[@BluFoxHeartFire]

What's your setup to have Old Man run this smoothly?

[@lividcanadian9406]

I'm getting human centipede flashbacks from the opening

[@samuelpaik4063]

can you use Old Man with RHS or other mods??

[@ttprophet]

I gave up when I kept trying to get thru a CP, and a guerilla fight would break out 1.5k away and put all CSAT on homicidal high alert.

[@aisir3725]

SCP-106 just broke out of the containment, run!

[@OdaKauffman]

Ahh Arma Engine. Either Borat Antics will ensue or you'll get PTSD. Singleplayer makes both.

[@Kisseyhersh123]

10:45 some people would call that dumb, I would call that free money

[@thermit3]

8:50 talk about a thorough search.

[@malcolmlaprairie5115]

I love how all these pacific islanders have perfect Parisian accents

[@LePoilu]

roytheduck they’re not supposed to have a parisian accent

[@romang.8022]

doesn’t anybody know how he was able to use zeus for this scenario?

[@prophetcitrus9638]

How do I start a server with a friend like: Zeus vs Zeus?

[@benjamincrowe6215]

10:40 𝘐𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘖𝘋𝘚𝘛 𝘋𝘳𝘰𝘱.

[@mrnatas2486]

The alpha gorilla is the gene pool life guard

[@johns.8220]

It seems to be a lot more stable now with the update

[@donnydvoi2538]

Damn, rimmy really copped that low order