ArmA: We Go Kayaking, Start A Cult & End the World - Fustercluck in ArmA 3

[@neitherman9997]

"Kenneth has a nuclear mortar" *Kenneth realise he HAS a nuclear mortar* "That's why you don't reveal important data on a non private line"

[@brandonmercer499]

8:30 Kenneth: *sees tank* I like this 8:45 Kenneth: *realizes he has a nuclear mortar* BUT I *REALLY* LIKE THIS ONE

[@captaindeadline4050]

me thinks they forget that he has their radio

[@AndGoatz04]

Wrong fucking vc,

[@kursk_kuku141]

A nuclear what?!... a light house?!

[@a_dreamer8612]

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[@AuGrrr]

Kenneth: *walks pass mortar not thinking about it* Operator: be warned Kenneth found a nuclear mortar at the light house. Kenneth: *B lines for the mortar immediately* Kenneth: *destroys everything*

[@daz211]

"Kenneth is suddenly interested in this mortar now.."

[@AuGrrr]

He walls past it like nothing then dives for it.

[@animusharmony9092]

Mortar:Not seen Guy:Nuke in area of Kenneth Mortar:Detected

[@TheTaffy2499]

Kenneth has seen shiny ting... SHINY TING!!!

[@wardinghalo]

Its not Kenneth's fault its the guy on the radio.

[@rocketman2485]

"things tend to get bumpy in kenneths car" *PULLS 10 SECONDS OF AIRTIME* "very bumpy"

[@aquila4460]

Chaos Cultist blessed by the gods wreaks havock on a Imperial Agri World. 987.M41, colorized.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

If this isn't accurate...

[@SorchaSublime]

To be honest this would fit right in with all the bullshittery going non in m42

[@Canadian_Zac]

Its one of Tzeentch's weird-ass plans I'm sure.

[@skillless566]

KENNETH NEW GIBBY

[@bladefox-ik5iy]

FOR THE GLORY OF MALAL AND KENNETH

[@anonymousmammal1741]

Radio 1: Kenneth has collaborators. Radio 2: So whatcha gonna do? Cult of Kenneth member 42: Alalalalalalala * kamikazes into airborne helo *

[@operatorrrr]

aha that was me

[@cianbarry9207]

@@operatorrrr you sacrificed your life for the glory of Kenneth you may find peace and travel to Rockmainia for entry into paradise

[@operatorrrr]

I was going full chaotic, I was also the one who crashed the heli into Kenneth's tank.

[@cianbarry9207]

@@operatorrrr well you embraced the chaos so you're still good

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, STRANGER TO THE WATER!

[@Lungdog]

"a nuclear what now?" cracked me up.

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

*"WHAT KIND OF LIGHTHOUSE HAS KENNETH GONE TO?"*

[@dmmpot4761]

Darth Hue “A NUCLEAR ONE, THAT ONE!”

[@thepeanut880]

I like how he went for the tank at first but then they said that over the radio and Kenneth was like "Ooo Kenneth likes that much more! hahahaha!"

[@nickrote500]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 As it turns out, it was a cleverly hidden missile silo.

[@Simplefng]

Nukes the shit outta the town. Best shit I've seen in arma in a long time.

[@somedood240]

"kenneth has found a nuclear mortar at the lighthouse" well now I know the plot of far cry 5.

[@undercover1790]

Was gonna like, but it's at 69. Why change the holy number?

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

some dood Almost Heaven, West Virginia

[@mariobadia4553]

Kenneth was the one destroyed Hope County

[@goose4919]

@@aconfusedcomputer1072 Almost heaven, West Montana.

[@goose4919]

@@mariobadia4553 It was also Kenneth who gave the message to Joseph. Joseph was so blinded he thought Kenneth was God.

[@thesteellegionnaire4570]

>Green one goes fastest I’m insulted. We all know da red onez go fasta!

[@tomasavendanozacarias5205]

NA U STUPD IS DA BLUE ONES THAT R FASTA

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Kenneth is an Alpha Plus Psyker of such power he is even able to override the Ork's WAAAAAGH powers.

[@ARCCommanderOrar]

WAAAAAGHHHH

[@thehalotrolls7748]

you dare question Kenneth

[@aidantrent5933]

@@tomasavendanozacarias5205 youz stupid or sumthin evryone noes red onez go fasta an da blu onez iz da lukyest

[@mikeymikey4186]

"I'm sorry, nuclear *WHAT* "

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Has to be the best RP ive ever seen. A former marine loses his shit while soldiers try to capture him and calm him down. Kenneth gets progressively more destructive and dangerous, and gathering a group of helpers that save him from capture. Eventually they decide that their only option is to kill Kenneth, which somehow repeatedly fails. Eventually he nukes everything. He's later found on his rock, and is strafed by an A10, still somehow surviving. Where is he now? Most likely still contained on his rock. Nobody is to ever go within visual range of the rock, or it may send him into another rampage

[@reusable_tissues9060]

SCP kenneth class keter keter error error

[@seand.g423]

Honestly... _him_ or _them..._

[@nuclearpaste]

​@@reusable_tissues9060 class safe, just keep away from the rock :)

[@Neo-lp3vb]

Nobody: Kenneth: *launches nukes from lighthouse*

[@AuGrrr]

everyone: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE!?!?

[@Loodkuro]

*Mortar nukes*

[@mzdisaster5414]

lmao if the guy on the radio didn't say that there is a nuclear mortar at the lighthouse he wouldn't of knew

[@redlupustheprotogen7021]

Almost Heaven... West Virginia... Blue Ridge-

[@magmat0585]

"WAIT HE FOUND A WHAT!?!"

[@ceo_of_ratnco]

#BringKennethBack Also, I was dying when everyone was freaking out *"WHAT KIND OF LIGHTHOUSE DID KENNETH IN TO?!"*

[@hellroach836]

“What kind of lighthouse?” Oppenheimer’s lighthouse, that’s what! You may commence Exterminatus when ready.

[@humanoidwolf]

@@hellroach836 sorry only members of the church of Kenneth are allowed to tell the public about Kenneth.

[@imperialamerican2051]

SCP- Kenneth Class: Euclid Description: Kenneth is an aggressive human male that always speaks in third person and has an ability to persuade people to his cause. Usually when in proximity with Kenneth the fabric of reality begins to “break” Special contaminate producers: Run has far away as you can!!! Edit: I wasn’t expecting so many likes thanks

[@artofwar7262]

Request to upgrade to Keter status pending.

[@rinkehibma252]

ArtofWar no. a keter can be contained. its hard but it can be done. kenneth is beyond that. I know that there is a class for that but I forgot

[@thelindseys6423]

Something with an A

[@immunetopeas5716]

It's appollyon class.

[@carter4732]

And there is no way to contain him

[@guillermo3623]

rockmania broke before Keneth did ROCKMANIA STANDS!!!!!

[@The_Murder_Party]

Guillermo *Rock-Cadia!

[@hunterwirkus4262]

YEEESSSS

[@mauddurand9112]

Kenneth:Kenneth thinks it's a normal lighthouse Radio:Kenneth is at the lighthouse with a nuclear mortar Radio:a nuclear what ? Kenneth:Kenneth think it's time for revenge

[@ryanbarlow9287]

Your shrines will burn, your streets run with blood, your false idols shattered, your people slaughtered by the thousands, your very planet torn apart… all in the name of KENNETH!!! LONG LIVE KENNETH!!! LONG LIVE ROCKMANIA!!!

[@ddavis5708]

BLOOD FOR THE KENNETH SKULL FOR THE SKULL ROCK

[@lonesomedrifter1784]

AV IMPERIUM CHOAS REIGNS!!!!!!!!

[@theholyinquisition389]

*Exterminatus*

[@zeymahdovulom392]

AVE IMPERIA! *CHAOS R E I G N S ! ! !*

[@michelveilleux1275]

CHAOS REIGNS! CHAOS REIGNS!!!!

[@adamloneragan3743]

Please have an SCP op with Kenneth as the mission objective

[@Redlinkz1235]

I second this

[@pandaboi74]

I 26th this

[@matiseonfusion5276]

I 29th this

[@michaelhice7636]

I THIRTY-SEVENTH THIS!!!!!

[@zevil4207]

@@michaelhice7636 41 bois.

[@remuskane8684]

SCP-000 Code-name: Kenneth Class: Keter Containment Protocols: SCP-000 is to be "Contained" to Island referred to by SCP-000 as "Rockmania". While this is considered to be a containment, it truly has no effect on SCP-000, in that he appears to be able to leave whenever he truly desires. However, if left to his own devices, he will simply stay in place, and keep his abilities to himself. It should be noted that SCP-000 has been known to leave unexpectedly, and agents are hereby ordered to flee at the first sign of SCP-000 when he does so. Due to SCP-000's threat level, all efforts of research upon SCP-000 are to be halted indefinitely. To reinstate research, one must be of Level 4(four) security, and have the permission of 8(eight) 05 members. It is to be noted that the permission of 05-11 is no longer acceptable, due to past failures involving SCP-000. Description: Kenneth appears to be a man in his 20's-30's, appearing to be of Oceanic descent. It should be noted that Kenneth is certainly older than this, as there are reports dating from the war of 1898 of Kenneth. Kenneth is known to speak primarily English, though it is also believed that he knows more languages than this. Should someone speak to Kenneth for longer than 2-minutes, there is a high likelihood of them being converted to his cause, which seems to be in spreading Chaos wherever he decides. Kenneth seems to have a strange affect upon the surrounding fabric of reality. Should Kenneth feel stressed in any way, or angry, or sad, or any emotion other than joy, the very fabric of reality appears to rip, allowing actions that should be impossible to occur. These rips can range from a vehicle falling through the ground to spontaneous explosions around Kenneth, to the sudden creation of matter. Kenneth does not seem to have any control over these rips, and appears to be as confused by them as we are. Nevertheless, it appears that Kenneth is immune to any of these rips, either through luck, or an instinctive control over these rips that he is not aware of. It should be noted that Kenneth is deemed to be immortal, as he is able to walk away from any "wound" after 30 seconds of waiting. Should he be seen to be dead, he will rise again, completely healed, after 5 seconds. Kenneth seems to be able to grant anyone this ability, though he can also take it away. This may be part of how he is able to convert agents to his "Cult of Kenneth", though it is too early to tell. Kenneth is known to randomly leave Island "Rockmania" to enter these "games" that he refers to as "ArmA 3 ops". It is unknown where he goes when he enters these, though he takes the entirety of his "Cult of Kenneth" with him. Attempts to infiltrate these games have ended in either immediate termination of the agents, or the conversion of the agents into the "Cult of Kenneth". Video logs recovered from the terminated agents shows Kenneth and his cult taking part in "wargames", where he takes part in large-scale battles with other Keter class SCP's, such as [DATA PURGED].

[@jakobbradley9342]

How do you come up with this

[@tynerellyson6445]

@@jakobbradley9342 Some people are just that good.

[@kyleakuma6778]

We would be kayaking they said. It would be fun they said. It would be a calm bonding experience they said. All I see is CHAOS

[@lonesomedrifter1784]

AV IMPERIUM CHAOS REIGNS!!!!!!!

[@matiseonfusion5276]

CHAOS REIGNS!!!

[@Joannes808]

A little heresy here and there never hurt anyone.

[@brandonmercer499]

@@Joannes808 Me: *picks up bug* Let's put you outside little guy. All life is precious Bug: Kenneth must die Me: *squashes bug with extreme prejudice*

[@khaosborealis]

*CHAOS REIGNS!!!!*

[@mh_speedy6235]

Kenneth needs to be a permanent part of Rimmy’s chacter that is like apart of his split personality. Also WTF

[@Arlington0588]

Yes let's have multiple personality disorder rimmy

[@Overlordough1201]

"Kenneth was a driver for the Marines...in _Guam."_ Considering Guam is a supremely mountainous area with many cliffs and very few beaches, that is impressive.

[@josephrichardson2528]

Finding Kenneth the movie has shortly became my new favorite video

[@ryanmurray6447]

Rockmania, a sovereign nation run by the great Kenneth

[@bobtucker1616]

“All units, all units, Kenneth has found a nuclear mortar at the light house” is the same energy as “The Slayer has control of the BFG”

[@mitchellmitting6678]

When you realises this just the really sad story of a vet with PTSD being subject to abuse and ridicule, who snaps and goes mad before being tracked down by military forces seeking to detain him, but is rescued by his comrades. He proceeds to be hunted by the military and eventually causes a disaster leading to the mass deaths of both Kenneth, military and civilian members and the local wildlife.

[@Mr-Ichart]

And this ladies and gentlemen is why I played ArmA. Not for the "realistic" military experience, but for shenanigans! The cheeky and fun kind, not the cruel and tragic kind!

[@Mountain_Man_]

I wish my pc could run this game

[@Frisbie147]

@@Mountain_Man_ no one's pc can run this game, once enough stuff starts happening, it will be a slideshow

[@flimby872]

@@Frisbie147 I wish I had a computer that could run a fucking chrome tab

[@xxrolloutxx1143]

Captain Keyes wish this was on console

[@dudka_i]

@@xxrolloutxx1143 as a console player, all I can say is: I'd rather die from lung cancer, than play ArmA on gamepad.

[@savageassassin8548]

i don't know who Kenneth is but I like his style

[@kennethblakey405]

Wassup

[@janedarcy9032]

@@kennethblakey405 you are obviously a child

[@kennethblakey405]

@@janedarcy9032 how does a single comment make me a child lmfao

[@PunkerTrottzEltern]

I Agree.

[@criticalmess34]

Okay... WHERE CAN I GET MORE KENNETH?

[@matiseonfusion5276]

I want more Kenneth

[@eduardochavez7889]

KENNETH

[@michaelhice7636]

KENNETH KULT-IST'S UNITE!

[@vinceross5262]

Yes we need more chaos

[@redlupustheprotogen7021]

AVE IMPERIA, CHAOS REIGNS.

[@terhop3780]

If I don't get a animated version of this I will personally destroy KZbin

[@Callsign_Bear]

How's that going

[@retroseal2782]

@@Callsign_Bear I THOUGHT I WAS RHE ONLY ONE THAT STILL WATCHES THIS

[@Callsign_Bear]

@@retroseal2782 you ain't alone any more. Better check your closet

[@retroseal2782]

@@Callsign_Bear lmaoooo

[@khorneberzerker2184]

Rimmy/Kenneth: "ROCKMANIA LIVES! ROCKMANIA FOREVER!" Also Rimmy: *has the datlof national anthem playing in the background*

[@Sansokk]

I love how at 2:40 you hear a worried “Kenneth...” and then everything goes wrong.

[@polishraspberries]

*oh no*

[@NightSlash]

You also hear a great Cornhub sound at that time mark.

[@todo9633]

The best part of watching these videos is seeing you improve at editing and putting a video together.

[@BattleUnit3]

The Moment everyone hears he words "Nuclear" and "Kenneth" in the same sentence they lose their minds

[@jmallon7354]

I was in the op but my mic was on the fritz. Your right. I damn near shat myself.

[@theholyinquisition389]

Did I just hear *CHAOS REIGNS* ?! Smash that Exterminatus Button

[@vixshire3672]

YOU CAN NOT KILL KENNETH ,KENNETH IS IMMORTAL

[@TheBooglalorian]

I was so drastically confused at this...why can’t I also be Rimmys friend.

[@michaelhice7636]

*GHASP* "THE SECOND COMING OF KENNETH IS HERE!!!"

[@brandonmercer499]

There is no Rimmy, only Kenneth

[@humanoidwolf]

@@brandonmercer499 Kenneth speak to us brings us gifts

[@MultiNaruto900]

Please make this a thing. One side is the SCP Foundation and needs to put Kenneth back into containment, whereas the other side is the Chaos Insurgency, who needs to extract Kenneth.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

And then there is kenneth himself, who's just trying to spread chaos and destruction.

[@MultiNaruto900]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 He's just an affable guy until his chaos mode is activated.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@MultiNaruto900 KENNETH HAS CHAOS CONTROL! ALL FEAR KENNETH! CHAOS REIGNS!

[@MultiNaruto900]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 *God is dead. There is only Kenneth.*

[@rednovastrum2475]

need to extract kenneth??you mean WANT to extract him

[@stephengalvinjrtrue]

4:13 “Kenneth can see, look. Chaos reigns, chaos reigns, AVE IMPERIA, *CHAOS REIGNS.”*

[@Madraeus]

I am surprised no one said "What's the Frequency Kenneth."

[@sneblover81463]

I feel like kenneth was just an scp and his supporters were the chaos insurgency and the people capturing him were a mobile task force or something.

[@immunetopeas5716]

It could also be the Serpents Hand, or the Church of the Broken God, or any number of GOIs, but who can say Kenneth doesn't want to destroy everything? Kenneth is uncontrollable. Kenneth is the perfect being. I love Kenneth. Kenneth is my friend. Kenneth is my everything. Kenneth is love. Kenneth is life. All hail the great Lord Kenneth.

[@sneblover81463]

I accidentally posted this twice and I’m not sure how or when I did so

[@filzhut6234]

Kenneth has been granted Thaumiel Classification and is only to be approached by 04 Personal under 05 Command. Kenneth is only to be used in Rural or Sub-Urban Areas due to risk of colateral damage to citizens nearby.

[@pastabad4939]

SCP 000 or Kenneth as he likes is an immortal being to be called shall be monitored at all times and in case of Kenneth escaping all guards shall be assigned to bringing Kenneth back if he were to escape the first thing he will do is to make a cult almost instantly and will kill all who stands in Kenneth’s way LONG LIVE ROCKMANIA AND LONG LIVE KENNETH.

[@strangelighter9463]

Kenneth has the ability to turn even his worst enemies into a cultist almost instantly as of this moment a state of emergency has been declared. Kenneth has nuked an island and has turned a large portion of the world into his chaos minions. Oh no they are breaking through my door send help.

[@noahhorner231]

Wait, Kenneth is a pattern screamer?! Makes sense

[@carter4732]

The laat time escaped he destryed a reallity

[@pastabad4939]

Kenneth has done nothing wrong and Kenneth *WILL RULE THE EARTH*

[@brandonmercer499]

Shaggy once used 100% of his power to fight Kenneth... Kenneth won

[@weavilemeinfep]

Rockmania: gets disrespected Mountain: has excavator in it Kennith: Oh me, Oh my... it appears a crime has been committed.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Sounds like a great kayaking trip

[@edyjuran2747]

Country roads the national anthem of rockmania

[@Joseph-ln2rn]

Did I hear Datlof in the background 9:43

[@doomeddm3319]

Yes. Yes you did. our lives they take, our heads on stakes but our hearts beat ever on

[@cassu6]

DATLOF FOREVER!!!

[@cicerobully]

Long live Datlof, the sacred land of pig! Glorious leader of Datlof, his brain is very big!

[@kartoffelschloss6425]

Here's the story of Rockmania, A land both fair and great on the 27 of March an independent state this was much against the wishes of certain governments Whose soldiers tried to break Kenneth down and make him repent

[@basilharpham9372]

"Kenneth's here on work"

[@Angela-vw7de]

1:02 “If Kennith keeps speaking in the third person then Kennith is going to find himself at the bottom of the ocean” *”Kennith would like to see you try that”* “Many have tried before not even Kennith can succeed. He keeps getting stopped by his own morality”

[@cookiekiller704]

M'lord i have found in the scriptures of old the true name of the God-Emperor! realy you have? you must tell me it! His name...his name is Kenneth! I hear his name and it is glourious, may all in the imperium hail to the God-Emperor, hail to Kenneth *HAIL KENNETH INTENSIFIES*

[@neospark1326]

8:43 "Kenneth has found a nuclear mortar." *excited Rimmy noises*

[@ianmythos4923]

I like how Kenneth can translate seamlessly into a chaotic neutral D&d character. I should know I’ve tried it; and I gotta say it’s hilariously fun 😂

[@dutchman5435]

This has been pretty much cops and robbers, except its hunt down the mad man Amazing

[@aabatteryalex]

I love how chaotic the dialog turns as soon as they mention the nuke. If they never said that, things would still be fine

[@assasinflash8200]

This should be a series "adventures of kenneth"

[@feudaltubesock6198]

Just do a Kenneth SCP Containment breach op now, has to be done

[@feudaltubesock6198]

He moves very slowly, but can alter the fabric of reality, causing nearby people to become indoctrinated into serving him and causing the manifestation of dangerous weaponry. Also is a great driver.

[@starsilverinfinity]

Kenneth, the Forbidden One, has broken containment Oh noes

[@nothuman3083]

Scp Kenneth Class: keter(apolloyon pending) Status: on a kayak, on island code named rockmania with his disciples. Kenneth is reality bender, coninto hazard, and bends others passively to his will. Kenneth can be convinced to stop xk class events for the future of rockmania and her people. Do not aporch, antonogize, or interact with Kenneth. Either immediate termination, or left to Rockmania will. Adement 1: placement of Kenneth near the flesh that hates, is on permanent and concurrent diffent no. Last event burn 1/10 of Siberia classified as a metor/wild fire, xk class event was stopped but the Russian government has put an an order of seizure, for test and termination. Amendment 2: Kenneth is forever banned from site 19. Amendment 3: Dr Bright/ all outside thinking doctors are banned from Kenneth after a near xk class event coded Named Brights Birth Day party. Amendment 4: Kenneth is not related to any Bright or foundation staff. Please stop the the betting pool Bright, we know its you. Amendment 5: As of the last near xk class event at site 13, Code named oh god everything burning ITS A GOOD PAIN. Site 13 has left our reality to recover, and Bright is banned from any sentence that starts or contains as the following; I have an Idea, Lets use Kenneth, on Site 13, record him and other monster, fighting each other, make a metric fuck ton of money, Kenneth, Kenneth's Spc number current or changed, my brother from rockmania, Rockmania, lets go Kayaking.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

This is now my favorite of these comments.

[@fuzrot8022]

Kenneth, King of Rockmamia! No assassin can defeat master Kenneth of Rockmania! Kenneth master of Destruction and Chaos, *CHAOS REIGNS!!!*

[@dylancarroll4623]

As much as I like the colour green, we all know that red makes you go fast.

[@nullpoint3346]

9:12 SCP Kenneth triggered the memetic effect of SCP RTGame!

[@cadinjones923]

SovirtWomble hasnt uploaded in forever this will do lol

[@oliwiermikoajczyk9464]

I like how Kenneth didn't know about that the mortar was nuclear and gone for the tank but a guy basically ended the world saying that there IS a nuclear mortar. "A nuclear *WHAT?"*

[@nullpoint3346]

Kenneth, he went from a mere soldier with a tick that makes him speak in third person to a neigh immortal God hell-bent on destroying those who take hostile actions against his person or land.

[@emuannihilator5774]

REMEMBER ROCKMANIA, ITS LEGEND WILL LIVE ON OUR LANDS THEY TAKE, OUR HEADS ON STAKES BUT OUR KENNETH BEATS EVER ON!

[@timkrz8348]

How can I get a Rockmania citizenship

[@thatgreenneko]

Tim_the_Tom eat a rock from the island

[@MadamLava094]

This is now one of my favorite arma videos *ever.*

[@bananabuns9007]

SCP-11514, nicknamed "Kenneth" Class: Keter Description: Kenneth is a male, preferably around 30, has ginger hair, and a brown goatee, Kenneth speaks in third person and is very aggressive, he can be aggravated and will try to convince people into joining his group called "Cult of Kenneth", he is unable to be killed due to an nuclear mortar. Special Containment Procedures: Kenneth is contained in a large, 2,600 square feet box, filled twenty-five percent with water, with a large rock in the middle called "Rockmania", if he breaches containment, do not try to shoot him down, as he cannot be hurt by bullets, if he has anything that could do harm, retreat, as he can kill anyone that gets in his way.

[@eruoayabessus3639]

Anyone else want a sequel to this? "Rockmania 2: The return of Kenneth"

[@shadowtheimpure]

This is got to be one of the funniest fusterclucks I've ever watched, full stop. "Kenneth has found a nuclear mortar" "A Nuclear WHAT?!"

[@oscarkraatz9204]

Did anyone notice the one guy at 8:50 say "i'd like kenneth to try" after kenneth said "i will end you all!", just to get blown up by a nuke in the next secs? XD

[@lucasahumada6913]

I’m pretty sure I can speak for most of us and say this is what introduced us to rimmy

[@m-ad-w3893]

1:41 kenneth now opens fire -fires rocket- Guy on boat: Oh shit -dead-

[@wardinghalo]

You know that guy from the press. He is sitting in a helicopter and is watching the chaos while writing the new headline to the papers. "Kenneth, the living legend is causing chaos at local island" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marauder623]

Scp-5000 Object class: Keter Special containment procedures: Object is to be kept on the island of [redacted] and is to be kept under constant surveillance via drones and long range infrared and normal cameras. Under no circumstances is SCP - 5000 to be contacted, any attempt to do so will result in immediate termination. SCP - 5000 is not to come into contact with any projectile based weaponry or vehicles of any kind, orders are to go to code black in the event of a containment breach and deploy all Mobile Task Force units to contain SCP - 5000. A Five kilometer cordon is to be maintained around the island to protect civilians from SCP-5000's corruptive influence and deter travel to the island. Description: SCP - 5000 is the appearance of a white male standing at an average height of 5 foot, 10 inches. It is bald and has no anomalous properties regarding its appearance. It is seen wearing a red Firefighter high visibility suit and a set of Christmas reindeer antlers on the top of his head (any changes in appearance no matter how small is to be reported to Dr. [REDACTED] immediately), its speech resembles a Male typical of a 20 year old Australian and talks in the third person, referring itself to the name of "Kenneth". Subject is highly manipulative and has succeeded in starting a cult, all members are designated SCP-5000-1 - SCP-5000-7 and have been terminated. Scp-5000 also is seen to have survived multiple gunshot wounds, Acute Radiation Syndrome, and three nuclear blasts (see Incident Report SCP-5000 - 004 for more details). SCP-5000 has a unique ability to tune radios to military and HAM frequencies and speak to nearby military units, conversations include stories about its time serving in the Australian Navy (see addendum 1a for transcript) although upon checking military records, no record of SCP-5000 actually exist. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 001: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was spotted on a rock by locals attending a kayaking lesson off [REDACTED] beach off the island of [REDACTED]. According to eyewitness accounts it was seen brandishing a world war two era anti-tank weapon threatening anybody who violated the territory of "Rockmania" with "being blown up with a Panzerfaust." The object then proceeded to fire the weapon into the on looking crowd as a warning. MTF units Nine Tailed Fox and Caliban were mobilised to the area to contain the threat but no traces of SCP - 5000 were to be found, all witnesses were given class C amnestics and the water was cleaned up of all human remains left by the blast. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 002: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP - 5000 was spotted again moving towards a local resident's Red SUV and stealing it for [REDACTED] and proceeded to drive west towards a cliff taking two hostages with him. SCP - 5000 was heard talking in third person about reality breaking, babbling incoherently about an excavator in the aforementioned cliff. MTF Nine Tailed Fox moved into the area and found traces of SCP-5000 approximately 1 mile from the cliffs. Traces were of the following: Overturned red SUV. It is presumed that SCP-5000 ran on foot to a location to the north. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 003: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was apprehended by MTF Caliban and transported to LZ Alpha. Before they could place SCP-5000 into the containment cell aboard the CH-47 it was rescued by members of his cult (identified as SCP-5000-1 - SCP-5000-7). SCP-5000 proceeded to remove a LAW anti tank launcher and shoot down the oncoming CH-47, all the crew were reported KIA in the crash along with all the members of MTF Caliban. Incident report SCP - 5000 - 004: Location: [REDACTED] date of log: []\[][]\[][][][] SCP-5000 was seen by the lighthouse approximately two hours and three minutes after the rescue made by the cult. SCP-5000 was seen to be in possession of a Nuclear Mortar. All MTF units and Foundation personnel were ordered to evacuate the island. At approximately [][]:[][] hours SCP-5000 proceeded to fire the mortar shells at random, causing all the nearby towns and villages to be destroyed by the nuclear mortar shells. All population of the island were relocated to a refugee triage centre for treatment of Acute Radiation Sickness and burns. All members of the so-called "Cult of Kenneth" were terminated in the multiple nuclear blasts. Addendum 1a: Following transcript involves a recording of a local military radio frequency. SCP-5000: [shouting] say hello to Kenneth! SSGT [REDACTED]: this is a restricted channel, how did you get on here? SCP-5000: [appears to have suddenly calmed his voice down] Kenneth used to drive for the Marines, in Guam. It's like 'Nam, but with a G. SSGT [REDACTED]: All units change frequency, I got to find a way to get this [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] wacko off our frequencies. The following transcript ends with static. The soldiers on the radio frequency were given class C amnestics and relocated to mainland [REDACTED] for further medical assessment.

[@karbengo]

This deserve a sequel depicting the continuing efforts of he fundation to track down and contain Kenneth in ArmAIII.

[@robertaskdf4403]

SCP - 5326 - Object Class - Euclid : Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5326 Is to be kept in a High Risk humanoid containment and to be guarded at all times, Personnel staying near SCP - 5326 must be rotated every month (See Addendum 5326-A) | | Description | | SCP - 5326 is a 5'9 ft White Caucasian Male ranging about the age of [REDACTED], Terrain, objects, and Carbon Beings within a ten feet of SCP - 5326 Seem to ' ' Break the laws of physics ' ' Examples including Terrain displacement and carbon Dismemberment.Requests to change SCP - 5326 into a Reality Bender Catagory is to be directed to the 05 council Agent [EXPUNGED]. SCP - 5326 causes humans within a 5 Kilometer Radius to attempt to break him out, Any Carbons Effected by this are to be named SCP 5326 - 2. SCP - 5326 Has been heard in his containment cell Whispering to himself about an apparent ' ' Rockmania ' ' And ' ' Kennethmania ' ' When asked about these curls up into the fetal position and attempts to make nearby personnel think that he has been terminated. SCP - 5326 requests for guns are to be granted, though he may only have blank rounds or riot darts. Addendum - 5326-1 Personnel nearby SCP - 5326 for 31 day have been reported to have mental instability, though testing has concluded it can be cured with class D- anesthetics. Addendum - 2 [DATA EXPUNGED] |||| 05 Council Note - Anyone trying to make an Addendum here should go through a Mental Scan beforehand Addendum - 3 A group of 5 SCP-5326-2 have gathered around SCP - 5326 Cell, SCP - 5326 - 2 Were chanting ' ' Rockmania Lives!' ' Satanical Quotes, And several other unidentified Languages before they were shot down. MTF Guards state that instances of SCP - 5326-2 had knowledge of Krav-maga and Guerrilla Warfare. \ \ End Log / / (If anyone at all has any tips on what I should add, subtract, or rewrite in this, please let me know)

[@nullpoint3346]

It's pretty good.

[@dedsec6072]

Dude goes kayaking and some hours later started a nuclear apocaplypse. Keneth is a legend

[@kennyau8607]

SCP-327 Subject: Kenneth Description: This is Dr. Rezee, this is the information found from SCP-327. Subject appears to be a regular human. His mind is quite peculiar though, he seems to have memories of a war that he has no possible way of being apart of. He also seems to speak in the third person and nothing else, we have no recorded information of him ever speaking in the first person. The subject seems to be anger prone when someone has wronged him, or to be more specific, when he has wronged them and they take revenge. We found it best to go along with the "Adventure" the subject is taking us on. Kenneth is the most dangerous, even for being a mere human, he has the ability to cause disasters. We have not found how he does this nor a way to stop him, merely we control the damage done. Kenneth has made many enemies but Kenneth counters this by having subordinates. Kenneth has mde many allies, we have questioned many but they say their sole purpose is to help Kenneth. We can not get more out of them. Kenneth has been very cooperative with these studies as we analyze him. I think he is just a regular man put in a bad situation. Dr. Rezee thinks hes just innocent and must be let out. Dr. Rezee thinks he has done nothing wrong. DR. REZEE THINKS HE HAS SHOWN US LIFE. DR. REZEE THINKS HE MUCST BE FREE! CHAOS REIGNS! CHAOS REIGNS! KENNETH SHALL BRING US THE WORLD! KENNETH SHALL SAVE US A- *recording ends*

[@gabrieltelford321]

Kenneth screams "Say hello to Kenneth" the most nicest "Hello Kenneth" is said after

[@phoenix-kingz]

Now that I’m rewatching this I realize this is basically the joker movie being loosely acted out minus the creepy dancing

[@Xeraghusta]

SCP-Kenneth Object class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Kenneth-1 and instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 are currently living on a small rocky island [REDACTED] meters off of the cost of [REDACTED] which SCP-Kenneth-1 has called Rockmania. Nobody is allowed to enter the containment zone around Rockmania. If somebody tries to enter the containment zone around Rockmania they are to be executed on site. Neither SCP-Kenneth-1 nor any instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 are allowed to leave Rockmania. If SCP-Kenneth-1 is to attempt to leave Rockmania, taskforce "Cadian XXth" is to go up to SCP-Kenneth-1 unarmed and ask him to go back Rockmania. If SCP-Kenneth-1 says no then a member of the Cadian XXth is to start telling a long, convoluted, and ultimately meaningless story to SCP-Kenneth-1, at some point SCP-Kenneth-1 will interject and start telling one of his own stories. Then a member of the Cadian XXth will ask to listen to the story at Rockmania, SCP-Kenneth-1 and any instances of SCP-Kenneth-2 following him should then head back to Rockmania, which taskforce Cadian XXth will simply not follow. If instance of SCP-Kenneth-2 are to attempt to leave Rockmania without SCP-Kenneth-1, they are to be destroyed on site. Once a week all staff have to undergo a thorough test to determine if they are under the effect of the cognitohazard create by SCP-Kenneth-1. If an instance of SCP-Kenneth-3 is to appear then taskforce Cadian XXth is to go to it, and either destroy it if it is a potentially dangerous object like a cannon or bring it closer to Kenneth if it is deemed not dangerous. If SCP-Kenneth-1 is to break containment then taskforce Cadian XXth are to retreat and are absolutely under no circumstance to engage SCP-Kenneth-1, after SCP-Kenneth-1's rampage or reason to leave Rockmania is over then it will return to Rockmania. Description: SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be a Caucasian humanoid male appearing in his 20-30's named Kenneth wearing a red body suit, a pink Kevlar vest, and a Christmas reindeer antler hat. SCP-Kenneth-1 only speaks in the third person. SCP-Kenneth-1 claims to have served in the marines and was stationed in Guam, however do to the fact that the only citizenship he has had beside Rockmania is in Australia, these claims are unlikely. SCP-Kenneth-1's clothes are anomalous in the fact that they can regenerate. SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be functionally immortal. He doesn't age. He can also be extremely tough such as when he was shot with a minigun at point black range and came out unscathed, though it is believed that he has to consciously decide to become hard to kill as he was also wounded with a standard 9mm handgun. If an entity of SCP-Kenneth-1 is actually destroyed a new SCP-Kenneth-1 with the same memories will appear within a [REDACTED] kilometre radius away from Rockmania. SCP-Kenneth-1 is also a cognitohazard to people within [REDACTED] kilometres of him. This cognitohazard will place people under his control and make them completely loyal to him. The effect cannot be removed once it has taken full effect. The chances of falling under SCP-Kenneth-1's control is noted as being extremely inconstant and it affects each individual differently. Those that are under SCP-Kenneth-1's control are to be classified as SCP-Kenneth-2. As of [REDACTED] SCP-Kenneth-1 can "break" reality which creates chaos at seemingly random within a [REDACTED] kilometre radius around him. SCP-Kenneth-1 will actively leave Rockmania to seek them out, breaking his own self containment. The chaotic objects that he creates are collectively known as SCP-Kenneth-3. Addendum: SCP-Kenneth-1 appears to be extremely lucky. It is unknown whether or not this is similar to his hardness to kill, reality breaking in his favor, or just coincidence. Absolutely no weapons that are big enough to fire tactical nuclear ordinance are allowed even remotely near SCP-Kenneth-1 do to the [DATA EXPUNGED] event. Also all towns within [REDACTED] Kilometres of Rockmania have been forcefully evacuated. Change from Euclid class to Keter class granted do to containment breach [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and [DATA EXPUNGED] events. Absolutely do not attack SCP-Kenneth-1. Change of Classification from Keter to Apollyon is pending .

[@troumbejpt1709]

Radio 1: kenneth has found a nuclear mortar at the lighthouse Radio 2: what the fuck kinda lighthouse did kenneth go to?!

[@axelmilan4292]

I've never been so emotionally invested in a fictional character named Kenneth

[@betaripoff]

Soap's last words: Thanos knows Kenneth

[@silverace4741]

Hol up

[@Venidlara]

So, reading through the comments I noticed some people saying that Kenneth was wrong in that the green kayak is fastest, while that may be true for us mere men, Kenneth is a whole different... being, if Kenneth willed it so then any colour would be fastest

[@damianmarshall2761]

Years of watching youtube, hundreds of videos watched and I've never laughed so hard than when watching the antics of Kenneth and his loyal minions. Do more.

[@jacobtodd4749]

Kenneth becomes Kane! KENNETH LIVES! THE BROTHERHOOD OF NOD LIVES! One vision, one purpose, TO CAUSE CHAOS! CHAOS REIGNS! DOWN WITH THE IMPERIUM!!

[@CmdrAxxif]

Clearly this is them just playing the Chaos edition of the 40k mod

[@williamglass2223]

The title was all I needed to be convinced that this was gonna be a good video.

[@kiwisontoast]

This is the first video I have seen from this channel and I believe I have found a new favourite. I have never laughed so hard at a KZbin video so hard in my entire life.

[@witwunsz4740]

Kenneth is the kind of man I would vote for

[@superbun277]

From Kayaking to detonating a tactical nuke in ten minutes. Never has the phrase “that escalated quickly” been more appropriate.

[@TheTimeHero]

My sobbing was real.

[@BloodyMobile]

I feel like Pekora and Kenneth would get along together well. It'd also result in SO many war crimes... Only of these two would manage to go from Kayaking to ending the world.

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

Famous last words: “I’m sorry, nuclear what?”

[@JagerLange]

"Falling Down meets Rain Man, the feel-good doomsday thriller of the decade" -The Guardian

[@segerminator]

Kenneth: A weapon to surpass metal gear.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

"Sprinting along the coast is faster than kayaking." Sounds like something Gaz would say.

[@lavaavalon]

scp kenneth has breached containment. He is very intelligent, knows how to use modern armament and influences the surrounding personel to fight with him. Mission Objective Updated: seek and destroy kenneth

[@thebigiron2950]

Kenneth alone? Scary. Kenneth in a puma? *NO ONE IS SAFE*