Armageddon: The Single Most Unlucky Planet in 40k // 5 Wars, Chaos Rituals, Crusades, and More

[@rowanbowers5743]

This vote is dedicated to the 12 hour Heresy Video so that my ashes may be scattered over the priceless earth of the accursed world.

[@amosmcneal]

yes 12 hour Horus heresy!!!

[@jonathansmith6164]

If we cannot have our 12 hour long video then let the algorithm BURN!

[@c_p_t_cold7655]

Long live the 12 hour Heresy

[@jaxhayes4372]

day three of asking for a horus episode :)

[@jd0g1228]

Lets get that hersey boys

[@MRIlls]

I've always thought of Armageddon as a giant cartoon fight cloud with the amount of conflict that ends up there.

[@YakubTheFather]

If you haven’t look up “the cold shoulder sector” it’s an old 4chan thread that is exactly that

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@YakubTheFather pillows is also one though i cant say for certain it's able to be seen anymore sadly

[@JohnDoe-ry4pb]

When I heard: "When the silver space marines arrive" I geniunely thought; "Yaaay---wait"

[@niceofgames]

With how he is, I would imagine Armageddon is Trazyn's Costco. He just walks around like "Let's see what's on today. Ooo, do I have that battle yet? *snaps* hmmm...should I grab this guy now or let him cook? Better safe than sorry. *snaps* OH! Two Battles for One I gotta get on this. *snap snap*"

[@prestonjones1653]

Most people go to Walmart for milk, spend 200 dollars, and forget the milk. Trazyn goes to Armageddon for Ghaz, spends 500 years there getting thousands of exhibits, and forgets to grab Ghaz.

[@arandomkobold8403]

Ooooh, BOGO assassins! These will go nicely in the highlords exibit!

[@randomlygeneratedname]

Woah a limited edition astral lion shoot there's only about 50 left, give me that.

[@ianbramble8182]

It was on Armageddon, Trayzn found the infamous purple orcs

[@Sergiblacklist]

Does he have a grey knight ?

[@TerrificRallyMaestro]

The War of the Beast deserves its own episode honestly.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

you could easily get a solid 3-parter out of that war.

[@danclark5311]

Guardsman: Commissar you know Armageddon? Commissar: what about it Guardsman? Guardsman: Armageddon a raise? *slight pause then gunshot noise*

[@onlyworstgamers696]

Flys Flys Flys

[@emanuelcr7207]

I dont get it.

[@sasha1mama]

Shaddap and take my like. -.-

[@dinoz2113]

Oohh I get it 🤣🤣

[@Yellowjack17]

Armageddon deez nuts

[@40ktheo]

My favorite thing about Armageddon is that the munitorum just threw up their hands and went " What do you want from me man? The green tide comes in and a red tide goes out. All i can tell you for certain is that some number of people are dying on Armageddon right now and will continue doing that for the forseeable future. Anyone we send down there to get a more accurate count than that keep getting gibbed before they even see the ground let alone touch it. Its Arma-god-damn-geddon! just assume that everything is fucked untill further notice."

[@MadMooseMedic]

"And" gasp for breath "every orc warlord IMAGINABLE" "Its hard to imagine Mint Mobile" I almost fell down my stairs laughing.

[@heavyhorsepower6002]

Ryan Renorks

[@MadMooseMedic]

@@heavyhorsepower6002 This is TOP COMMENT.

[@Rihadso]

Armageddon got "Ultimate Showdown" blasting on the speakers on repeat.

[@abysswalker2594]

YOU ALL READY FOR THIS

[@edwardkelber8878]

"Slaanesh bedroom isn't that bad it's got a swing." 🤣🤣🤣

[@GearShotgun]

I was gonna like your comment, but I think its perfect as 69

[@HighwaytoHoserville]

Kodas face when Isyander said "you beat them off" is priceless.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

he made the saving throw, that's what matters

[@lexmortis5722]

11:35 "that system is under khornarntine" would have been amazing

[@alexy206]

"It's fun, it's got a swing! “ Every week Koda takes another minute off Isander's life with these mental flashbangs.

[@00Athus1]

Armageddon needs an auto vox broadcast that just says : " Welcome to Armageddon traveler, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! "

[@40ktheo]

There's gotta be a pirate radio station blasting welcome to the jungle on loop 24/7.

[@Nonsense010688]

Alternative: "Welcome to Armageddon, if you are Imperial please join the closes imperial Force possible. If you are not Imperial please take a number and go to the back of the queue, we come back around to exterminate you at our earliest convince."

[@SerasXHarkonnen]

They need both Bruce and Michael Buffer as announcers cuz there's just that much fighting.

[@SerasXHarkonnen]

​@@40ktheoThat would be for Catachan.

[@robbiestafford6889]

@@SerasXHarkonnennah Catachan gets Fortunate Son. It is the closest thing Warhammer has to space Nam.

[@d0vahwub80]

15:52 and just watching Koda trying to keep it together. *He did, in fact, keep it together*

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

PHRASING

[@Zealus_24]

Glorious Imotekh demands the Sautekh win the vote.

[@el_Dierna]

Yea more necron Lore baby!!

[@Zealus_24]

@@el_Dierna better than those filthy Tau. Glory to the Stormlord!

[@PrinceOfDolAlmroth]

"SO this is how the Eldar have changed since we have slumbered... such pathetic wraithbone inventions." "The discarded tools of the old ones cannot withhold the will... of the Necrons" Taps statues next to his pillarekh throne. "Awaken my Phaerons!!!!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooPVgH-Kfdpgm9k So yes, my vote is for the Necrons.

[@GarioTheRock]

Please god, I just, I just want them to do The Silent King, he has HOURS of lore and is THE GUY. "Blood God...**chuckles**...blood decays, like everything else."

[@onlyworstgamers696]

Flys Flys Flys

[@nkk2605]

Just a fun fact regarding the Grey Knight that broke Angrons Sword. He was a part of Inquisitor Gideon Ravenors crew and even remembers his birth name which is Zael

[@keeganmcgrail]

I just love the constant. "Why are we still here" every few minutes

[@_krumble_3053]

*Thousands of ork’s arrive on Armageddon* Guardsmen: time to beat them off *wink* 15:50

[@williamfitzgerald5435]

He was visibly Shook at not being able to capitalize on that moment😂

[@andreykuzmin4317]

I remember to this day one of my earliest exposures to 40k... I found files onlide for an old board game about First War for Armageddon. One side supposed to play as Imperials, another as orks. Each unit had stats, like Attack, Toughness, Initiative etc. If I remember correctly, you could play it standalone, or use as a visual guide for a campaign set on Armageddon. I remember, how idea of Orks with guns and vehicles blew my mind. Thank you for bringing those memories back!

[@BaryonNix]

half convinced that every time Koda gets stressed about Armageddon still being occupied, he gets possessed by the spirit of a Terran High Lord's closet opinion that the Imperium should just give up on every single Death World Addendum after reaching the end of the video: BBL GHAZZY

[@Chronostix]

Putting Captain Amelia for the catgirls like only a man of true quality could.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

meanwhile Felinids look more like Weasel from Suicide Squad 2 than anything anime.

[@Medved725]

@@PsychoticFruitfly Did you just seriously call Treasure Planet an anime?

[@H.I.D._BONES]

As i said tau crisis suits '' they are CRYSIS SUITS ''

[@fredricbodhamn9182]

“Thousands of them arrive, you beat them off, that’s how it works.”

[@cadendains8106]

Another thing that Koda forgot to mention, Armageddon had a LOT of decently sized STCs back when it was Ullanor, meaning that Man's Infrastructure on the planet, during the DAoT, was REALLY built up, adding another mass graveyard counter to said planet.

[@jreyes122]

Koda: "I'm kinda surprised that aerospace engineers aren't using spite to power ships nowadays." Me: "... How do you think we got to the moon?"

[@thebighurt2495]

"Those COMMIES ain't gettin' there before we do!"

[@bobdole6383]

15:44 Isyander:"Look. Orks are simple, this is normal. Just happens. Thousands of them arrive, you beat them off, you move on. Thats just how it works." Koda:*Fighting for his life to not say something*

[@Bdaro-54n]

24:57 And Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the what, and monthy Pyton Holy grail Black knight...

[@thebighurt2495]

...and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie...

[@guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594]

​@@thebighurt2495 and cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie...

[@thebighurt2495]

@@guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594 ...William S. Preston and Theodore Logan...

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

@@thebighurt2495 Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan...

[@Pandolfinstein44]

Imagine the krork escaping trayzens collection and heading for Armageddon

[@riverraven7359]

Given how attached to it they are i wouldn't be surprised if it was their original home world and thats why the Necrons occupied it and the Eldar stay a looooong way away from it.

[@cappinjocj9316]

@@riverraven7359Armageddon is canonically Ullanor. After Emps and Horus cleansed it during the crusade, the Mechanicus nicked it using a teleporter, stuck it in a new system and re-named it. So Armageddon is literally the Ork homeworld.

[@riverraven7359]

@@cappinjocj9316 I didn't think it was confirmed as the original home world just the capital world of the biggest known Ork empire.

[@cappinjocj9316]

@@riverraven7359 it was technically described as the homeworld, but that was around the time that the second edition Ork codex was released as far as I can remember.( It could easily have just been in a White Dwarf article around that time tbh).

[@PenumbraVIII]

"Das it, boyz; we gots da funny 'umies ta talk 'bout da proppa orky place!"

[@Brigtzen]

Tha BIG SCRAP

[@king.jarjerk4201]

You do WHAT to the Orks after they arrive?! 15:50

[@thetowerofbabble6307]

20:30 don’t forget that Herman Von Strab, Overlord of Armageddon, sent what was basically an entire Titan Legios to its death in a suicide attack without any support. The bastard even had the nerve to wave their honor in their faces when they protested.

[@Mastercheap]

He just getting worse, doesn’t he? Are we sure he isn’t a traitor at this point?

[@Nonsense010688]

@@Mastercheap well he is, giving that He Allied with the orcs agains the Imperium. Which is likely a First. But even before that, any Inquisitor could have easily Look at him and say "even If IT isn't treason, you are so Bad that might as well be treason"

[@Mastercheap]

@@Nonsense010688 I think a traitor might have been better, at least they tried to not make it too obvious when sabotaging the Emperium.

[@cheeseninja1115]

Now since Armageddon is here, I gotta go for the tau crisis suits. THEY HAVE MIND IMPLATS THAT GIVE THEM THE MEMORIES OF SPACE SUN TZU. Tau get underrated a lot because they are so small, but their tech is actually insane.

[@thatoneinasuit6404]

True but the Tau were ruined for me by British humour, whenever I hear "The Greater Good" I just imagine the Tau saying it in a northern accent like out of the film Hot Fuzz and start laughing

[@LexYeen]

​@@thatoneinasuit6404how in the name of the god-emperor is that bad? that's literally how ethereals work!

[@thatoneinasuit6404]

@@LexYeen I know but can you imagine a Fire Warrior saying "everyone and their mum's is packing round ere" I'd never be able to take them seriously

[@ryanhernandez3946]

yes yes they have farshight in their minds, don’t listen to silly nay sayers that it’s puretide, farsighted long since surpassed him

[@cheeseninja1115]

@@ryanhernandez3946 doubt it, as Farsight would have said something by now about it. Cause one of his Cadre is literally the only surviver of the program that wasn't labotamized after the Damocles Crusade.

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

Worst fates in Humanity, please. The fan made story, “I AM” broke my heart

[@slashnsmack5560]

We're is that story posted at I wanted to read it

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

@@slashnsmack5560 KZbin. Narrated by Vox in the Void.

[@IW3527]

​@@TheTsugnawmi2010 that was one of the videos that got me looking into WH40K lore in the first place. I left autolay on and ended up getting smacked in the face with grimdark lmao.

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

@@TheTsugnawmi2010 vox in the void is QUALITY INCARNATE. i love the Gav & Bob stories.

[@kuroshine]

Gaz returns to Armagedon looking taller, more bulky more enhanced with the mysterious enhancments, and seeing this the Imperial scribe, Metro the Younger, takes to penning a heartening ballad to play from every voxcaster on Gaz's approaches, and the battle field rings with "BBL GAZZY~ BBLLLLL GAZZZAAYYY~"

[@digitalarsenal5234]

Legal fun fact: the original phrase is by Blackstone, a famous jurist "Better 10 guilty men go free than one innocent person suffer". It's called Blackstone's ratio or formulation. In typical 40k fashion, it's inverted and taken to the absolute opposite extreme! Almost as good as Inquisitor Kamarazov's phrase: "There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."

[@Silverwing2112]

4:05 They're never leaving, Koda. Just give it up, man.

[@Grimmance]

The orcs make a teleporter out of obsidian bricks and a torch

[@tmored]

I must continue to spread the word of the Greater Good by voting for the Crisis Battlesuits

[@dukehollace40]

I must add to the demand, our brothers must be heard!

[@Dracioarmagia]

BBL Drizzy lurking in the subconscious. Love to see it

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

**Deep Breath** Oh yes, let Koda's suffering begin...And Also, Crisis Suits please, I want my IronMan equivalent in 40K.

[@anadventurousattackkitten779]

Can we just acknowledge that their lighting and general video quality is getting better and better?

[@yukiotacon2846]

* Presses another weird button and now everything turns green* Uh oh Sautekh dynasty please. We need more Necron videos

[@neonutopia6487]

at 15:52 when Isyander says "Thousands arrive, you beat them off" I laughed and then realised Koda was trying not to laugh too.

[@deluxis4991]

Being a regular soldier and hearing i would be send to Armageddon i would say "Just kill me now" 😂

[@40ktheo]

The commissariate has to have a standing policy of refusing to shoot guardsmen slated for Armageddon specifically for this reason. 😂

[@ROBERTJMKLSDM7Q]

15:52 the Koda reaction, I am dead Also, 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY BAYBEY!!!

[@strawberrypuddin8919]

CRISIS SUITS PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW HOW THE TOWEL FIT IN THOSE THINGS

[@cliftonsills6939]

Koda's reaction the sheer number of combatants is the best part

[@anonimowypan1413]

For the glory of the Sautekh Dynasty! Glory to the Storm Lord.

[@alastor8091]

27:50 "Who took Gaz's head?" I hope that chuckle was in regard to how Gaz got his come up. Koda is almost psychic some times.

[@Ujabzaktok]

Crisis suits i guess, never heard of those so let's learn about them. Amazing episode btw, i was hyped through the whole thing, loved it.

[@piotrx6833]

I love this channel. Just two guys having fun talking about warhammer. Isyander's enthusiasm is also awesome.

[@piotrx6833]

Sautekh dynasty. The Stormlord demands it.

[@Ravensgale]

35:15 I remember doing my part in this with my Sisters of Battle army. It was when I finally got to use my Rhino and Exorcist tanks!

[@ebros5758]

Time for the T’au baby! Let’s see some crisis suits. Also, if you are counting this for the poll, thank you, very few channels are this engaged with their audience

[@theholydemonofficial8165]

10:58 Okay that A-G quip is amazing, Angron through the Gray Knights. Just had to say it.

[@remethtiamat7950]

Ooo lighting's nice in this one!

[@Deafforever1231]

Can I just say thank you? I suffer terribly from anxiety attacks, some lasting a full day or longer. And you've just pulled me out of a 13 hour sweat and vomit fest that would have made Papa nurgle blush. You've worked in the past more than once to calm me down and I should have tried it earlier. Thanks again guys, it's been a heavy one. Also 12 hour heresy video, I'm sorry I need it

[@hevytimes]

Holy crap! Early episode, yaaaaas. Oh and let's start wizzing round the Battlefield in Crisis suits.

[@ravnemagne9598]

The fact that Helsreach gets mentioned as a footnote shows just how unlucky Armageddon is.

[@zerowolf0006]

The planet we’re everyone is brawling let’s go!!!

[@mtfsamsara8668]

Loved this episode. Great world building Isyander, I felt like I was one of Gaz's Boyz for the whole episode like I was there

[@IncarnateSable]

Traitor Imperials: I sleep Traitor Imperials _to Orks:_ Real shit?

[@cogsworther1639]

My favorite 40k theory is that Ghaz is slowly evolving into a Krork

[@Book_worm.75]

Why is the video short???? I want more Armageddon chit chat. Mooooooreeeeee

[@krisgarcia4452]

I remember playing in the 2000s "Armageddon campaign" . You would play your game and turn your results in and the store you play in would submit those and there was a live online map that would show you how the war was going. And the different regions of our world were the different battlegrounds of Armageddon. I might still have pictures of that map. But it was a reallllly cool event to see how your games would impact 40k lore. Great times!

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

i played in that campaign.

[@drewtutor6341]

Bout time we cover Armageddon

[@Figurative_Bandit]

The cynic and pessimist in me agree on one thing: we want the Worst Fates. Another part of me craves the Emperor’s Children. Keep up the amazing videos, lads.

[@mudkipwarrior4680]

Worst fates worst fates, because everyone loves Lucius the eternal

[@Mrredredgreengreen]

My theory for eldar involvement is that the one dude who's playing four-dimensional chess with the future orchestrated all of it as this giant resource sink for every other faction to pour their attention into.

[@yamibakura8597]

As a servant of the glorious Sautekh Dynasty, I demand you grant the great and terrible masters their rightful place as rulers of the Galaxy and the victors of this week's poll.

[@alexreed8923]

Absolutely love Koda's pure Hatred for Armageddon, completely priceless. Now give us the CRISIS SUITSSSSSS

[@TempestsFist]

I want to see what the Tau doin'. Crisis suits.

[@amanthatlikesfromsoftware]

Hello, yet again another banger. Thank you for the content you make, they are the highlight of my Saturdays. My vote is for the Crisis suits. The Tau need some lore and are very technologically advanced for how young they are.

[@taudad5009]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba Battlesuits Tell us about the Battlesuits

[@velcrohead8589]

Voting for Worst Fates, especially if Koda has to hear about how servitors are made.

[@master-of-frogs5415]

I love these 40k meme battle planets where new factions just keep stumbling into and joining the cartoon dust cloud

[@ListyLobster]

When Heresy wanted to Horus . Love it

[@khrisbreezy3628]

44:30 no Koda, it's WA-HOO! Also Koda: *sigh "just leave" Me: Bruh I want this place made into a fecking video game this is AWESOME!!!

[@slaterdavis3329]

I do feel like their's a missed opportunity with the Grey Knights to have option F of seeing them being servitude to them until death. Someone's gotta clean the toilets, cook the meals and polish that armor, not to mention soften the beaches of have a deamon stuffed in them for practice. Just saying if y'all saved me for Chaos I'd feel like I owe you, and it wouldn't be until at least unspeakable assignment number 3 that I'd realize death was in fact the better option.

[@flex_offender20]

our boi iysander str8 flipped us off at 1:46 😂😂😂

[@ocde5395]

am I remembering it wrong or wasnt it Eldrad who poked Ghaz until he thought Armageddon was a good target?

[@riverraven7359]

Correct

[@oldeskul]

Armageddon also has what's called the Season of Fire where every volcano on the planet erupts. When the Season of Fire starts, all fighting stops as no one can march across the planet as there's that much ash and lava everywhere.

[@absolsama]

YES AMAGADON LETS GOOO

[@sirbofadeez0034]

My favorite part is how the ginger will try and make a joke and then the other guy will hit him with the “um actually” 100% of the time

[@drewtutor6341]

Tau crisis suit next please!

[@aunrah02]

The comment "It's fun, it's got to swing!" I just about died

[@CVTs_ethical_life_advice]

Crisis suits have my vote

[@chanceanderson2718]

❤❤❤ I love how Isyander has Koda sighing so much for the whole episode and then right at the end Koda gets a really good sigh out of Isyander. This episode was so great I didn't know any of this information and I am so happy to have been here. Thank you so much you're both amazing.

[@expendableexplosive550]

Day 28 of asking for Tyranid splinter fleets (Tiamat, Gorgon, Kraken, Kronos,etc…)

[@Awesomesauce408]

I love Koda trying to keep it together after that 15:51

[@ivansurgash6977]

Sautekh Dynasty. I wanna see the funny green neon animatronics.

[@arcadian_angel]

15:55 koda holding on for dear life not laughing at the phrase “beat them off”

[@Trans_Tyranid]

Crisis suits! Crisis suits!

[@kitsunelord99extraword16]

Love the audio change, thank you for increasing it :3

[@w0t3rdog]

EVERYONE: *is on Armageddon* Tau: are... you guys having a party? EVERYONE: NO!

[@Angelmunkir]

Underrated comment 👏

[@LAHFaust]

The T'au and Tyranids sitting in the background patiently waiting their turn to fight for Armageddon.

[@riverraven7359]

Armageddon is where GW started foreshadowing the necrons. The tau didn't exist until much later. And Tyranids were originally on the other side of the galaxy until GW decided to hit pause on ever continuing the storyline by having the Orks and Tyranids fight to a standstill while they figured out what to do next....😢😢

[@mprojekt72]

Voting for Crisis Suits and the Sautek Dynasty. Also, mentioning a bedroom containing a swing can cause Isyander to momentarily glitch? That could come in handy during a tabletop battle when an opponent needs to distract him.

[@parka9570]

I know that a full 12 hour Horussy episode would be challenging, but i shall cast my vote for it cause damn Id love to listen to it on repeat

[@direwolf7874]

I've never heard of the Mortifactors. I am immediately invested by the single piece of art shown for a 1/4th of a second.