Armstrong and Miller - Credit Card Application

[@marcusholland7827]

Brilliant sketch! Still laughing at "you've been gone 5 years"!! 😂😂😂

[@leckerwurstbrot]

If I had a nickel for every time I'd left a bank and ended up in Düsseldorf... (Okay, it's where I live, but still. Give me your nickels, damnit!)

[@MyNewEra2012]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethandalton6480]

Is there a thriving jazz fusion scene?

[@Joso997]

Is it nice there? Anything historic to visit?

[@phineascampbell3103]

Haha 🐈🤣 What's it like, there?

[@oliveralexandre3607]

Are you sure that’s how you spell Dusseldorf? 😅 Excellent!

[@MichaelStergides]

"...free weekend to Dusseldorf" "There's nothing there Geoff it's just a german town" LOL

[@2gooddrifters]

Nice river.

[@ulture]

@@2gooddrifters everywhere except Saudi Arabia has got a nice river

[@glennberg3823]

Also don't forget the excellent Jazz fusion scene😂

[@vibraphonics]

The long marble room is also used in the 'just under two drinks' sketch in Mitchell & Webb

[@Akmay-]

Think I've seen it in a few things, now you mention it...usually police dramas.

[@ulture]

Pretty sure it was used in The Death of Stalin too

[@rogerbarton497]

I love these documentaries!

[@outeast999]

Nearly died when the sketch ended and a credit card ad started.... Well done algorithm!

[@TheCatBilbo]

Classic, reminds me of so many marketing offers!

[@SeeSpotDance]

This happened to me! I had about 10 minutes extra and the lady pretty much insisted I open a savings account, which would just take a second and only take moving the funds. Next thing I know I'm whisked off to an office in the back and watching the day fly by.

[@MyNewEra2012]

Omg

[@david-spliso1928]

Now it's 6 years later and you're still there.

[@derek-press]

See--- have they transferred the money yet?

[@trulynot]

Geez they put some money into that sketch ! Great job.

[@Statsy10]

Man, that went a lot deeper than I thought it was going to. 😂

[@MyNewEra2012]

Genius sketch 👍

[@thursfield3107]

brilliant - happened to me at a service station on the way from manchester to london; my very hurried scrawl was so bad it got refused!

[@martm216]

Excellent! Now then, guys - who's up for helping me organise a weekend to Dusseldorf for us all? I hear it has a thriving jazz fusion scene . . .

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Martin Mitchell And you really have GOT to try the mustard!

[@Codex7777]

Count me in! I just need to sort out my new credit card first...

[@AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible]

The scene with the three bankers reminded me of The Prisoner. I am not a number, I am a free man !

[@MrSquidman007]

I hear it has a thriving jazz fusion scene

[@jamiebellingerphoto]

The Aussie guy is Renton Skinner (Angelos Epithemiou)!

[@massmouth]

Stuff of nightmares. I need to get somewhere but I cannot

[@2gooddrifters]

Yes. I'm so stressed watching this.

[@tarpster77]

crying laughing when the bank guy says about the thriving jazz fusion scheme, nearly died :')

[@michaelhanrahan5349]

It's true, I once saw the Rippingtons and The Yellowjackets perform there.

[@geminiXXX]

* scene

[@simonmarks1545]

That was acted so well that I could feel his anxiety.

[@Smithpolly]

Debenhams do that too. Everytime you buy something, they telll you how lovely the thing you bought is ( no matter how boring it is ) and ask you do you know about their credit card.

[@doger944]

Not anymore, Smith. Not anymore...

[@cristop5]

This is gold! Platinum even 😁

[@MachineThatCreates]

"we don't just hand them out like sweets" Oh yes you do.

[@VerityFraser]

I kept getting credit card offers while I was in debt counselling, by the bank it was with. "I see you're getting clean from heroin, Ma'am, thank you. We've pre-approved you for some heroin, just click here!"

[@BenjaminGoose]

Gerard did well for himself.

[@yinge101]

Health and safety hazard that! The self-closing door was an emergency exit!

[@ZuluRomeo]

This is up there with Half-Price Pots. Brilliant.

[@martm216]

Yes, similar scenario.

[@michaelsheldon3511]

Dickens would have loved this I think!

[@bradwolf07]

They've really got some TARDIS Tech in this bank

[@365Hustle]

This was hilarious.

[@greennin]

Does anywhere know where the long marble room is? it was also used in Mitchell and Webb inebriati, and a lot of other shows. Somewhere in London?

[@MuchWhittering]

It's in Düsseldorf I believe.

[@nathanglover8938]

It’s nice to see Gerrard in his early days at JLB credit

[@Kris.G]

and without the tube

[@mcfrdmn]

Nice video clip.

[@tjmarx]

I like that after being left at the alter by Geoff, Carol worked hard on herself and managed to do better for herself than if she had married Geoff.

[@skillless6619]

I agree, credit card screws your life. When you think you have had enough, there'll always be a little ray of hope in it.

[@chrisyoung2123]

It's funny because sometimes credit card applications can take a long time to fill out.

[@whitee1992]

this was dark as fuck.

[@chazzybara]

this is exactly why i, a retail worker, never upsell to customers when im working at the till

[@Golaso99]

HA! When I applied for a credit card (which my bank promised me when I changed branches 3 and a half years ago) I got no fewer than TWO letters of rejection. And no trips to sleepy German towns either! Bastards.

[@ashleusM]

Is that Dan Renton Skinner (AKA Angelos Epithemiou) at the end?

[@alphasoundboard2864]

Ashley Mayes it is well spotted

[@davidanderson3586]

I went into Lloyds bank about 10 years ago and this happened to me, the woman just would`nt stop 😕

[@lnfreeman]

Is it just me, or was the Australian guy angelos epithemiou?!

[@jameseyk1]

I MUST GO TO DUSSELDORF

[@DavidJJames]

I hear it has a thriving jazz fusion scene.

[@cliffordhatton4444]

@@DavidJJames It's just a town in Germany, James.

[@RoskinGreenrake]

My man wanted to have a normal life without having previously taken out a credit card, oh my days..

[@viggosimonsen]

Why does this seem so freaking familiar?

[@Hopeful71]

Painful...simply painful

[@sanatandharma4435]

Very clever!

[@nickmonks9563]

Shades of "Brazil"

[@MonVonalot]

This sketch really stressed me out!

[@JellyBean-or1yw]

Does anybody else see Matthew Perry in that face? 1:05

[@footielad8301]

A bit aye

[@NellieKAdaba]

Nice

[@PaulWilliams66]

She’s from Iran.

[@drav1dan]

I think it depends on your bank, your daily limit etc. It may be possible to take out 400 pounds in two transactions.

[@stephenl7048]

Billy Liar machine gun fantasy scene appropriate.

[@LowryYT]

She met a man in Brussels, six foot 4 and full of muscle :3

[@michaeljames4904]

Tucked into her Vegemite sandwich.

[@DEAN_23]

Man, they did him dirty....

[@norvillerodgers]

Some of the cast of horrible histories!!!

[@davidgifford8112]

Those were the days, now the banks cancel your account, without explanation, functionally cancelling you life I look forward to that sketch!

[@2gooddrifters]

I'm getting stressed watching this.

[@cmasseylynch]

When people cold call you at home ,say ,"i'll just get them", leave the phone on the table for five /ten minutes(Or go for a short walk),that should be enough,to piss them off.

[@theglumrant9477]

Chris yes good work, same here.

[@vultan2000]

Comedy sketch written by Kafka!

[@lynnk_xvii]

@87SaL87 AGREED!!!!!

[@fds7476]

Düsseldorf? _Seriously?_ Why not give him a ride to Chernobyl while you're at it?!

[@hens0w]

people who have been to Chernobyl seem to quite like it its missing one of main drawbacks most place have locals, theirs still other tourists but you can't have everything

[@leeosborne3793]

Don't diss Chernobyl. I've been there, it's amazing.

[@gunlokman]

It's brilliant but just too manic! I couldn't watch it all!

[@martm216]

Lol!

[@Broadercasting]

"Gut Luck."

[@emissaryoftheadams]

I've never owned a credit card

[@Krentzifier]

That guys hair is ridiculous.

[@WatchUProductions]

You can't take out £400 from an ATM.

[@MajBlood]

Man the exact same thing happened to me at the bank. I just wanted to change my account and this bitch kept pressuring me to apply for a credit card.

[@michaeltaylor8835]

Heres some debt for you

[@rahtidboydem]

never had one never want one. the money doesn't exist in the first place.

[@Demun1649]

This is too close to the way that banks really operate to be funny.

[@MirzaAhmed89]

This is weird. I've never had a credit card application take longer than 60 seconds on a website. Usually I'm approved straight away, or occasionally after a short phone call.

[@DepakoteMeister]

Yes, they're pretty good at spotting cash cows.

[@listerofsmeg884]

Quick question though :who uses tellers to withdraw cash in banks these days? Were all the machines bust? 😉

[@jeanpaulsinatra]

A cash point probably wouldn't let you take out £400

[@zachsmith5515]

Quick question though; who says 'tellers' when talking about 'cashiers'? i don't think Arnie ever would

[@guyvernon9796]

Sorry I’m not really interested

[@DLycurgus]

I had thought that this shit was only in Russia)

[@drav1dan]

Hasn't he heard of ATMs?

[@markheywood8236]

In the UK most current accounts have a £250-£300 daily maximum withdrawal limit at ATMs. He needed £400.....he had to go in.

[@confinedspace2006]

i'm surprised the comments here haven't descended into a discussion on Germany in WWII and maybe the Holcaust with the sad but predictable elements of anti-semitism thrown in

[@drtreg]

why are there no bbc programmes about a black dominated society in 2050?

[@jaggermaw]

I hear it has a thriving jazz fusion scene.

[@patagualianmostly7437]

I'm on my way.......