Army Combat Vet REACTS to Pootis Engage-Extreme!

[@kennytran1308]

Love this man. Not even past the intro and he's explaining the dehumanization of workers in the corporate hierarchy.

[@bloodreaper4515]

LMAO IM LEARNING SO MUCH RN

[@TheSpaceCowboy06]

That's why this is the only reaction channel that is good and not just a generic wow face

[@gavinmitchell3709]

This is a person I would regularly watch reactions for, not only do I get to see someone react to a video I think is already passion crafted, but I get insight on this guys military knowledge and various other things while he enjoys it. Plus he just seems like a cool dude.

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

@@keeg_it I actually never saw the lyric written and thought it was galaxy strips or something but uhhh just learned the actual meaning here lol

[@themarinefan]

And ultimately misses the song was just about being pervy with girls in thigh highs and some how connected the song to palestine.

[@SuperCaitball]

Probably adds some context to know that the song actually goes "You're so highly contested, here's a tip: you should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip". Also the entire song is about having a thigh / kneesocks fetish. "Human Resources" is the name of the animation studio that ceno0 represents.

[@elgringofeo9348]

So human resources is just 1 guy or a group?

[@wolfee2320]

True And a little fun fact about the song, which is named "Absolute Territory" The Zettai Ryouiki, which translates to Absolute Territory is the amount of bare thigh skin between the skirt and stockings or socks for female characters So even the name is pointing out exactly what the song is about

[@jer6ipepe371]

Ken ashcorp, the og creator of the song "absolute territory" go listen to em

[@vanconojl]

xD

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

@@jer6ipepe371 just note that Ken Ashcorp is absolutely cultured and has made several songs on love and lust, especially the latter and his fetishes like Futanari and the aforementioned Zettai Ryouiki

[@geekyspecter6896]

"I've heard that 'girl' is a loose term in anime." man of culture, folks

[@ivorysix2541]

He's learning >: )

[@Kevin56438]

You are goddamn right it is

[@okaoka2094]

Where did he learn though.

[@Broomer52]

Astolfo enters the chat. Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl

[@lowintelligencespecimen1482]

@@Broomer52 *Felix argyle has entered the chat*

[@Mortal2064]

25:06 actually, Paul, fun fact: that cover of "Fly me to the moon" was made for the action beat-em-up game "Bayonetta", in which you control a sexy witch with guns on her feet and clothes made of her hair, the same hair she uses to do demon powers (and, you guessed it, hair that recedes to reveal more skin when those powers are in use.) So yeah, an appropriately energetic source to reference here.

[@flaviusiacob1558]

The animation at that point reminded me of Guran Lagann

[@slacksviii9824]

the cover was also used for neon genesis evangelion

[@KapitanWasTaken]

@@flaviusiacob1558 Looking closely at those stars I think it's also a reference to Kill la Kill. Still, the Trigger studio is made of people previously employed by Gainax that worked on Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[@misturjosturr7658]

@@KapitanWasTaken Nope. The way heavy's head drills into his body, the way his arms and legs regenerate and the obvious gurren lagann glasses and the flag behind him. Just watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWeYn2OGott8o5Y

[@Mortal2064]

@@slacksviii9824 ? ...well, the song was covered, I wouldn't say they used the same cover.

[@willkoester2182]

For when one pootis wasnt enough. You need POOTIS EXTREME!! Keep up the good work paul, and stay safe.

[@SargentGunnery]

So to put things into perspective, G-Man, a creature that could STOP TIME, couldn't hold back the Heavy. Also, mad props to the soldier, he fought both of them, only to lose at the end cuz he got cocky.

[@thenerd1153]

And also confused entirely by how his opponent came back to life.

[@AGlorifiedSpoon]

An amazing villain, gone too soon.

[@dagdammit]

@@AGlorifiedSpoon what, are you assuming he drowned in the post-credits ending?

[@AGlorifiedSpoon]

@@dagdammit the coom was too thick to escape

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

He got outmeme’d

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

14:13 It could be argued that at least at the start they were unaware of the enemy's combat power and he might cause more damage than they do. He already broke a concrete reinforced wall.

[@notalive5479]

Especially once it became clear that the Heavies are basically gods. After a certain point it becomes easier to justify just letting them do what they want, when the alternative is putting the entire base at risk, or even losing your greatest asset. Doubly so if they checked his Twitter and realized that the enemy's only objective is collecting anime girls.

[@shizik3909]

@@notalive5479 Don't forget that anime girls are asset that is important as the entire base if not even more.

[@notalive5479]

@@shizik3909 Well, the anime girls do truly have some nice assets on them, ngl.

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

@@shizik3909 that is why ending A is canon imo, seeing how they beated the heavies easily.

[@sunsetsun9652]

@@Flamme-Sanabi ummm ending D or C ?

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

1:00 the song is about absolute territory. absolute territory refers to the strip of skin that is visible between the skirt and thighhighs. the song is like 8 years old, the authors is the top likedc comment as well 19:28 thats a refrence to "evangelion genesis" a highly praised anime

[@lamaman5080]

Stan is very right about there explanation of what is happening to a less cultured individual. And ignore the other comment in here

[@cinnamoncat8950]

I was going to comment pretty much the same thing about absolute territory except i was going to add a couple more things to it, but since you beat me to the punch, ill add it here. The video has 23 million views currently, so its a relatively popular song, and i could not imagine a more perfect song for the intro to an animation about obtaining the hot anime girls in area 51, one heavy literally has a sign with an image on it that shows the absolute territory. Also calling evangelion a highly praised anime is one hell of an understatement, its pretty much legendary in the anime community, exactly why i dont know since i havent watched it yet.

[@lamaman5080]

@@cinnamoncat8950 yeah it’s a perfect song for the intro I most admit

[@scotcheggable]

Zettai ryouki

[@hatandhoodie_]

I love how, in the first Pootis Engage reaction, you were so confused about what was even happening. Then this time, after you've had more exposure to the TF2 community since last time, you're ready for the memes and stupidity, and you embrace it. Now that's some character development right there.

[@samueltrusik3251]

The fact that you found anything tactical in this fever dream of a video is shocking.

[@cyberdragoon1432]

Well he was a mma fighter after all, so there’s that

[@Ozionian]

God. I already said this in the comments of the OG video, but ceno0 has cemented himself as the best SFM animator by a country mile.

[@flat-seventh]

it may appear unpolished at times, but the man has UNMATCHED goddamn STYLE

[@zach1232j]

@@dacomputernerd4096 he’s better at a more cartoony style

[@Jesk0o]

Seems like you haven't heard about hoovy tube

[@gavinmitchell3709]

@@flat-seventh When it is unpolished, it's on purpose for comedic effect and timing. But seriously, if you know how hard it is to use software like SFM, it's so god damn old. You could spend hours of your life trying to get a laser effect working only to break every part of your animation and end up not fixing it anyways because the only fixes are base values related to the map and why the fuck does the laser have 3 movable fucking points the third doesn't even do anything, and now I CHANGED THE MAP FILES RGB STATUS AND THE LASER IS RAINBOW AND THE MAP IS NOTHING BUT RED, AND I CHANGED IT BACK AND NOW MY FUCKING CHARACTER MODEL _HAS NO EYEBALLS _*_I JUST WANT A GOD DAMN LASER EFFECT FOR THE GOD DAMN GUN SIGHT_* As you can see SFM can cause cancer and the ability to use it well is very very few and far between, probably could do 5x better with real software like Maya. But they use SFM anyways, because it all runs in the same engine as the source games, and it adds this sort of meme shine to it. It's honestly amazing people have gotten this far with it.

[@AnIdiotPlayingGames]

what about the winglet? or the dude who made end of the line and then dipped?

[@kamanira]

MHGR: De-constructs the lyrics and goes in-depth on his thoughts about how it relates to warfare, and how Ceno probably commissioned the song Ken Ashcorp, the writer: *Song from 2014 about thighs being hot go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Ken Ashcorp makes good music though, easily one of my favorite artists. To be specific, the song is also called "Zetai Ryouiki" (the japanese word for Absolute Territory), and the term itself relates to the space between a skirt/short shorts and thigh-high socks.

[@Neopolitan420]

Based

[@arsenicflask]

Absolutely love Ken Ashcorp. It's gotten to a point where i can recognize the songs name from the first 10 seconds

[@BonnibelVA]

I... didnt know that about the name thats awesome!

[@venator_draw7053]

Man, after hearing the song and reading the lyrics i find hilarious that MHGR is explaining a lot of technical things (that are interesting) when the song is like "man, thighs are so hot holy jesus, im horny now". Its funny for me. I like the song.

[@wolfee2320]

Indeed! Quite glad to find someone else who actually knows the meaning behind the name "Absolute Territory" Not many people do And agreed, Ken is a amazing artist

[@X-SPONGED]

29:56 Fun Fact : There is an Ending C for Pootis Engage Extreme. But the twist is, it's not on Ceno0's channel. It's on a different KZbin channel. That Ceno0 himself declared as the canon third ending for Pootis Engage where The Heavy Brothers escape a Blown Up Area 51 with all the anime girls in an Oregon Wagon while Soldier Burns. It's called Pootis Engage : Aftermath on Gorou I think is the name ? Tis gud short video. Not worth making video on but is ok to check out.

[@inspektor5560]

Seriously though, shout out to Captain Ash and his astonishing Soldier voice impersonation

[@alvanegra253]

Yes.

[@JaCCa.]

@Cindy💯💗 no

[@lue64]

@Cindy💯💗 amogus sussyballs

[@flaviusiacob1558]

I'll be honest, I only realised at the end that it was a VA

[@captainash1297]

;)

[@Mortal2064]

I love how Paul starts by dissecting the lyrics to Ken Ashcorp's "Absolute Territory." There's just something magical in this weird intersection of cultures that can only occur on the platform of information transfer that is the internet. Auh, it fucking kills me, Paul theorizing about bombings on the Gaza Strip when the furry musician is just calling thighs hot. (Side note: I've long since come to some sort of peace with the existence of furries. They've been grossly misrepresented by bad apples amplified by bad (click-driven) press, and most of them, from what I understand, are just harmless and dedicated folks. ...not that you have to like furries in order to think that Ken Ashcorp's music fucking rocks, but I felt it needed to be said.)

[@ivorysix2541]

It's Kinda cute.

[@Capt_Contractor]

And thank you, random KZbin commenter, for not being one of the sheeple who think that all furries are heretical beings that need to be exterminated with extreme prejudice. The furry community salutes you :)

[@Gundamu-p9m]

As fuck yeah Ken ashcorp's music rocks the only furries I dont like are the fur suit people

[@D-S-G.]

Theres honestly tiers of furries, ans only after a specific threshold are they a problem

[@dagdammit]

Furry community also provides a safe space for some LGBT subgroups, which is a pretty vital function.

[@DegmoGrandfather]

7:16 He got 5 fingers though. They are just bent in a way that makes it seems he has more fingers I guess? 25:45 The blu Heavy did not revive because of the sandvich, he is just that powerful. They mourn the sandvich just because it managed to get blood on it. Red heavy said this seconds before.

[@shanroxalot5354]

I'm pretty sure it was the sandwich healing mechanic that's why they did the anime explain unforceable move flashback

[@_anxtheEPICGACHAGAMER]

he joked around about being on acid when he started instantly talking about a 6th finger that didn't exist

[@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT]

Idk what's this man are on Is he drunk or tryna be smart why not be smart or something can someone explain

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT with a name and profile picture like that, I doubt you'd understand anything Paul has to say

[@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Y'know ya can't judge people based by pfp and name. I actually does understood everything he said.. but sometimes he's actually misunderstood of the stuff in the video. So I'm asking is he joking or really try to explain

[@kansaslml7796]

@@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT saying he's trying to be smart because he's explaining something he misunderstood is just plain dumb

[@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT]

@@kansaslml7796 Well yeah lol i guess? Maybe not try to but more like... Trying too much

[@chaplaingilgamesh2964]

"It's a real bad idea to leave a hostile at your back" You remember that these guys stormed through a hail of bullets, a heavily armed mech, and took multiple rpgs near point blank and came out unscathed? There's nothing that guard could do to harm them. The pootis too stronk.

[@TheLkhf]

I like how this man turns TF2 scenes into random bits of interesting information about the economy and the military.

[@thememester1190]

tf2 takes place from the very late 60's to very early 70's, so the moon landing happening during this SFM is unusually lore-accurate.

[@okaoka2094]

What about the anime girls who shouldn't even have been created yet

[@derpnip]

Was this before or after Abraham Lincoln invented stairs?

[@the_not_real_bigboss]

Don't forget the fact that the suit the guy is using is not an EVA from 1960s but from CoD Ghosts which takes place in 2025-2027, ODIN (The logo you see on the suit) is an Orbidal Defense weapon and the suits are from the guys who maintain it.

[@lewhanwen4302]

The scenes with the buff Soldier (more specifically, the part of it on the train and beyond) are *heavily* inspired by Guilty Gear, a fighting game series known for 1. A really good story. 2. Bizarre as fuck universe 3. Excellent gameplay And number 4. *The god-tier music.* The BLU Heavy on the train uses moves from a character called Jack'O, whose main mechanic is using her minions to play keepaway. Her crouching pose became a major meme. The girl who stabs the Heavy's nuts in Ending A is Ramlethal, also another Guilty Gear character.

[@crinsombone5380]

Don't ignore the amazing key poses and character designs (moreso in Strive).

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

Also the Boss of the Facility is based on Sol Badguy.

[@glacierwolf2155]

Not to mention that A. The Soldier is inspired by Sol Badguy and B. His "Overdrive" is literally Sol's Xrd battle intro into Potemkin's Heavenly Potemkin Buster from Strive.

[@jackthatistheripper]

@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 well scenes like when pootises first met him was based wholely on gachi, even his lines, and the ending scene was referencing to it too

[@corvusgaming2379]

I've played a bit of Guilty Gear.

[@crustybomb115]

i like how he was trying to explain why leaving a hostile alive, behind your back is a bad idea, while not realizing that the subject in question would much rather build a carbon copy of joel osteens personal housing compound out of their own human fecal matter...

[@pokemonfanmario7694]

Not like the subject can even do anything to the heavies, who are basically invulnerable Gods.

[@krinklx1]

funny how paul didnt notice that ceno0 added him in the credits

[@lue64]

srsly where

[@portalworld9880]

@@lue64 near the end, and it’s not a name, but the thumbnail of Paul’s reaction to the first part

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@lue64 at 13:12 (in the original video)

[@kalsten2236]

at what time of the was it added?

[@randombrit4504]

Didn't expect to veer from the Gaza Strip to economic theory in the context of a video of two heavies and a soldier fighting over anime women but hey, this is why I'm here. I think.

[@ComedicLetter]

On the topic of acceleration in space: as long as there is a thrusting force, you will be accelerating. Once there’s no force provided (from an engine, gravity, or otherwise) you return to the weightlessness of microgravity.

[@pats143]

This is like asking a scientist to analyze the harry potter series

[@worthit826]

this man is analyzing a meme way too much

[@angelofthedead1886]

My guy could explain bee movie and solve Dyatlov pass incident.

[@GamrossSteel]

it’s like trying to make a action movie out of Barney The Dinosaur.

[@CapuccinoMachine]

Paul when seeing the word human resources for 1 second: *explains the difference between human resources and capital in extreme detail* Paul when Heavy does the black bar attack: 😶 This is why I watch MHGR

[@canman7249]

7:18 where do you see a 6th finger? I've counted the fingers of both of the Heavies and they both total 5.

[@krossdreemurr42]

Yeah that confused the hell out of me too

[@deamonrodriguez7032]

didn't recognize one as a thumb

[@Marcharound]

The thumb looks like 2 fingers on the heavy with the messed up hand.

[@wittynickname4870]

13:33 I think there’s around 20 of these little figures hidden through the animations, so much production quality.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Who's on more meds? The person who made this animation, or the person who try to have a serious analysis and commentary over it? You decide.

[@The_Stumbler]

Both

[@ivorysix2541]

@@The_Stumbler Both is good.

[@H000d4]

@@ivorysix2541 // T H A T I S N O T H O W C H A P C T A W O R K S //

[@eis6570]

@@H000d4 *// Pulls out a Revolver //*

[@UncleAsmos2005]

// O K //

[@alfa563]

Context on the song used for the opening: The song that was used (Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory) references the Japanese slang "Zettai Ryouiki", which translates to, well, Absolute Territory. It refers to the gap in the middle of the socks and the skirt that shows bare skin (It is also Graded E to A, E being normal high-cut socks and A being knee-high socks). They also coined a "golden ratio" of 4:1:2.5 (4 being the skirt length, 1 being the gap between skirt and sock, and 2.5 being the length of the knee socks above the knee joint) Don't know why it references Gaza Strip but yeah. Also Ken Ashcorp sings in English, so its not a translation at all.

[@PanmasterAtArms]

The whole lyric is "You're so highly contested, here's a tip, you should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip"

[@justabossman6147]

@@PanmasterAtArms Well it definitely aged like wine then, concidering it's 10 yrs old

[@voodooozo3755]

26:28 Lmao, that part hits even more when you know similiar fact about standard military from your experience.

[@sead0ggert]

This reaction was surreal yet informative

[@WithWaterZ]

Yeah, it’s way better than another reaction where the dude watched 7 minutes in silence and quit the video

[@nacl4988]

"That is a perfectly executed suplex" "What the fuck is even happening"

[@Krevet_The2]

one of few who actualy adds something to the content that he is reacting to, mad respect

[@SpyStabberV]

I like how he can extend a 13 minutes video, to 30+ minutes just by talking random stuff.

[@RoyceThaVoice]

My kind of content

[@heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081]

its useless information, but information nonetheless

[@SpyStabberV]

@@heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081 i mean you will be in the army in a way or another, not tottaly useless to me.

[@UnbyHoundredTwenty]

10:55 yea thats why tactically, but ya know they are gods and at the start of the first episode they jist waked normally while a entire army whas shooting at them

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

I am in awe. HOW do you bring so much knowledge and opinion to every 10 seconds of video. Never seen a react channel like this, keep it up!

[@PNolandS]

The music is a piece called “Absolute Territory”. It’s been around for a while and was a bit cut up for use during this intro

[@necromythos7339]

That song was done by Ken Ashcorp and it's actually decently old. here're some other bangers they've made: Touch Fluffy Tail We're Shameless Crazy Chicks

[@jackthatistheripper]

0:59 You'd be terrified but these lyrics are original, plot of pootis engage is about search for booties, and the lyrics are basically about thighs.

[@Kyle73659]

The song you heard in the intro of the video is called absolute territory

[@notalive5479]

21:35 I would have to disagree. My understanding of the Space Race is that it was little more than a horribly expensive dick measuring contest. Whoever could get into space first would glorify their side, in the interest of some sort of ideological victory. In essence, getting to the Moon first was the greatest power move they could pull on the other. Except, that's all there is to it. Once the U.S got to the Moon, they had taken victory and there was no further reason for anyone to throw money away. The method had been discovered, the possibility had been discovered, the glory had been stolen, what is there to gain? Yes, everyone else could throw more money at a space program to put a flag on the Moon, but that money could be put towards something that actually has merit, like research, or production, or anything other than a dick measuring contest that you've already lost. Especially a decade after, once the luster of a Moon landing had all but disappeared.

[@AlexGore511]

>implying that there were little to no technological innovations or expanded research BECAUSE of the space race Pro tip, google "things that were invented because of the space race"

[@notalive5479]

@@AlexGore511 While the process of getting to the Moon was beneficial, actually setting foot on the Moon was almost completely pointless. The work behind the space race was valuable, the space race itself was not.

[@hajimeokajima]

I'd have to disagree a bit that it was all a stupid rat race. While I do agree that in the end, setting foot on the Moon was more of an ideological/philosophical victory of US over USSR/Man over Nature and Space instead of giving us something substantial, the process of doing it gave us a ton of innovations and stuff that we likely take for granted. The Space Race just made sure that tech will march on and not remain stagnant, as each side will try to get the edge over the other. After all, some competition never hurts. Also, it gave us a ton of insight into Moon, it's climate, it's geography, so to say it's just a dick measuring contest is ignorant.

[@notalive5479]

@@hajimeokajima Was the innovation valuable? Yes, innovation is always valuable. Was the effort commendable, and did it give insight into valuable technologies? Yes, it did. And of course, getting to the Moon just to see what it takes to get there is something I'm all for. However, the motivating factor, the competition, the intention to win an ideological victory, that part was almost completely pointless. That's why no one else has bothered getting up there, and that's the part I was making an argument about. The only valuable part of the space race was the work put into it, the goal itself had no real value.

[@somebody7185]

It was certainly an ideological victory, but it was also a financial victory. The fact of the matter is that the USSR was never an economic powerhouse, and the idea was to trap them into a giant expenditure. There were certainly other factors, not least of which being continued support of a communist government, but the space race helped create a stagnant economy and led to the collapse of the Soviet union.

[@generalgrievous4579]

God, watching this video the first time was like a fever dream☠

[@Tengu125]

22:27 We really aren't giving the Super Soldier nearly enough cred: Yes, he did a lot of out-there things, before and after this scene, but right here he's casually producing sound while in the vacuum of space. The other feats were BENDING the rules to ridiculous levels, for sure, but this BROKE the rules and proceded to neither pay nor even apologise for it.

[@Beriorn]

28:58 I have checked, and as of writing the code provided is not in use. So unless Cen0 is playing the long game, it's just a joke.

[@spamuel98]

8:00 uncontrolled mutations, yes, but there are a few mutations that could theoretically be induced and controlled through specialized gene editing. Hell, even a youtuber was able to activate the gene necessary for his body to start producing lactase, and he eliminated his lactose intolerance for about a year before the effects faded. In addition, there's a type of protein produced for muscle fibers that is actually stronger than steel, even stronger than spider silk, so if someone were to identify and modify that gene or set of genes in particular, you could possibly end up with a Captain America scenario. Or make it so the person ends up breaking their own bones with their strength, that might also be a possibility. Also, iirc, Heavy actually has a master's degree in Russian literature, there is no reason he wouldn't be able to read.

[@soupywolf5234]

It’s in Poker Night at the Inventory where Heavy says he has a PhD in Russian Literature, though I imagine the canonicity of that is questionable

[@bloomingpain-flower7074]

These first five minutes are almost pure class truth, I see how you comrade MHGR are winking to us with your left eye.

[@No_more_Sam]

You know if you see what you going in the middle of epic fight, you well see it coming into a Space 20:04

[@No_more_Sam]

Wow so many rockets that would be a Epic gears for upgrade your weapon 22:27

[@No_more_Sam]

Wow he explode with one punch 24:44

[@No_more_Sam]

Some sort of Super power suit upgrade 1:22

[@crashed6510]

Watching Paul hear ken ashcorp is something I didn't know I needed

[@gabed.2632]

I like how this man can make everything into a learning experience

[@gameknight0130]

by the way, the intro lyrics are 100% legit. it's how the whole song goes. here: "Absolute Territory" - Ken Ashcorp She's got a fetish for fine art A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt Yeah, she goes right to my heart She comes a-knockin' with her stocking and I get hurt I get the feelin' I'm in deep Troubled waters, but they're only thigh-high This kind of girl don't get no sleep Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up Oh, my, my Checkered pattern on your skirt I see you flauntin', see you tauntin', it's so sickenin' I can't resist the way you flirt I should be dead, but my heartbeat's quickenin' I get the feelin' less is more It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière That ratio, a perfect score A girl's status is measured by her denier Lie down, baby, arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want And curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for absolute territory That's it, baby, take control You're so enticin', mesmerisin', don't know how to react You're gonna steal my very soul More manslaughter than the third impact, yeah I see you struttin' in that pleat Double-takin', yeah, I'm shakin' and you know it shows This kind of girl just can't be beat She whispers in my ear, "Take off your clothes" Lie down, baby, arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want And curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for absolute territory

[@OutHereCorbin]

Paul analyzing Absolute Territory from Kenashcorp was not what I expected.

[@elijahjezrielbajan7201]

put dispenser here: no POOTIS penser here: YEEEEEEEEES

[@grimreaper8309]

Guys that QR Code goes to a Tenor Gif saying that My Decent Into Madness Is Complete

[@colindaudistel1340]

Lol the song from the beginning is from ken ashkorp's song absolute territory

[@BigAlLGator]

The song is about the area of the thigh between thigh high socks and a skirt. The Gaza strip line basically meant that zone is so desired, it is heavily contested. The move looked like a hurricanrana into a ddt.

[@lue64]

@Cindy💯💗 yeah but thighs?

[@nomad-oc1iz]

The song in the beginning wasn't commissioned its a pre existing song made by ken ashcorp its called "absolute territory"

[@dompan9169]

Best reactions on KZbin. Actually honestly cares about the details and explains what he thinks. If you find the pauses annoying you can just watch the actual video instead.

[@LunarAngel01]

-watches stupid meme video -proceeds to talk abou human resources for a solid 3 minutes

[@Antykill_]

I just wanna say that that super soldier was clearly human capital. He was on his workout break while the base was under attack and the bosses did not go get him because he was entitled to his break. The lesson here: be a super jacked super soldier so your bosses are too afraid to tell you to do your job.

[@rodrigoproa5131]

The fact that Ruby Rose appeard and also had her few couple seconds of screen time really puts a smile on my face, even if its her nsfw model

[@Z3r0_St0rm]

God i love how he’s diving way too deep, trying to figure out a hidden meaning to the intro song lol

[@thepoyobehindtheslaughter985]

Finally the end of this epic series.

[@Dirakiaa]

25:10 Actually, this is a Track from the Bayonetta Games. They actually managed to get the License to make this Cover/Remix

[@souzouker]

Man i need more of those series. Just military stuff and cartoonish humor, like half life vrai

[@jackinci3542]

Song: is literally about the singer trying to have sex with a person MHGR: "ohh is this song about how your thighs are nukes?"

[@Bacon8t0r]

That cover of Fly Me to the Moon was from the game Bayonetta, just so you're aware

[@TheSolDrake]

Fun fact, green eyes are seen as a genetic mutation, which appeared because Humans became more nocturnal at one point, or lived in low visibility areas. Also, blue and green eyed people see better in the dark than those with brown eyes, but because of this, those with lighter eyes are more sensitive to the light.

[@badimagerybyjohnromine]

I know im mad late but the song in the opening is a real song from the artist Ken Ashcorp titled absolute territory, thats slang for the region of leg between the thigh pinch of stockings and the skirt.

[@snowcraft-d3d]

The opening song, Absolute Territory, was released by Ken Ashcorp in 2013. It's about the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock, and the male gaze.

[@kristopherhayes486]

15:02 I looked it up the name of the Luchador move and it is called "hurricanada" invented by hernáda Ramirez. Which version of it I am not sure: there's standard, reverse, slingshot (the one on the arena ropes), and maybe one other but I am not sure. The spinning move we often see it with, I believe is a jazz dance move called "the neck wrap." That is the best I was able to figure out after spending 30 minutes looking it up. 18:50 I believe heavy is doing a Jack-O pose and buff engineer is doing a sol badguy reference from the game "guilty gear."

[@spoon678]

Man made lore about a song that talks about thighs

[@kabob0077]

19:42 And to the top left corner there's a Banking Clan Munificent-class frigate... Which means the Confederacy of Independent Systems is here given the Trade Fed ship (A Lucrehulk, either in Battleship or Control Ship configuration) is decked out in CIS markings. Oh, and for a split second after down to the center left is a Recusant-class destroyer.

[@nacl4988]

At the start. thats a song called "Absolute Territory". And its litterally just about thighhighs

[@jukesdtj656]

The fact that the opening songs name is literally Absolute Territory (The name used to refer to the exposed skin between a girls skirt and her stockings) leads me to believe that those are the actual lyrics being put on screen.

[@milkwater1204]

>blue heavy rigidly gravitates towards the jacked soldier "That is actually a legit move."

[@intensehumanbox9662]

Yo les go idk if it was my recommendation but thanks for reacting

[@nolaz010]

“Absolute Territory” - (絶対領域, zettai ryouiki) describes the amount of bare thigh skin between the skirt and stockings or socks for female characters. God I hate myself for containing infinite amounts of forbidden knowledge

[@merdikalkoven873]

Thanks, I needed that information

[@panzerjagertigerporsche]

The song being played is "Absolute Territory" by Ken Ashcrop and the lyrics titled in the beginning are actually what the lyrics are in the song

[@Gamer_Oni927]

15:57 That's not anime, that was an NSFW Doujin of what I assume is an Arachne I am not sure for I have not read it *YET*

[@diemaylis6050]

If I recall correctly I’m pretty sure that it’s a moth and it’s definitely not for the light hearted. I wish you luck

[@Zenith-TheMachine]

1:24 nope. Ceno0 literally chose this because 1. it fits with the two heavy's goal of getting anime thighs, and 2. its a song about thighs and sexual tension rising because of said thighs.

[@yurikovRUKR762]

If you're wondering what song that was playing at the start, it's called Absolute territory by Ken Ashcorp

[@oofman1911]

this man knows his military stuff with the meme/game stuff

[@SuperBrendo64]

you’re in the end credits of the original video at 13:12 :)

[@anonanon3232]

oh, no way, he is

[@zachc9593]

not even 7 mins in and I am hooked

[@actuallylid]

YEEEEAH HE REACTED TO IT *I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*

[@mrduck1490]

The Intro song is actually pretty old almost 5 years ago. Made by a guy called Ken Ashcorp, its called Absolute Territory, it is about the area between the kneesocks and the skirt which is the (naked) thigh (most of the time), so it fits the heavies theme of finding Anime thighs.

[@drakengz4057]

Nice video bro, i appreciate the reaction and the explanation.

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

As the tf2 medic i can confirm that blood adds +150 overheal

[@Fibonochos]

"here we are, weirder than we were" im stealing that line

[@SirSerSor]

you havent noticed that your video "army combat veteran tries to understand POOTINS ENGAGE by cenn0" is in end credits! you gotta rewatch the whole thing for this

[@datmemeguy6500]

yea the intro was apparently (according to my friend) just about anime thighs lmao

[@badimagerybyjohnromine]

Love how he paused the video 28 times to explain stuff but the comments are full of people explaining the references to him lol still liked the video

[@FumanyuX]

The Human Resources talk is the kind of knowledge I need as a noob in the real world

[@NamelessCrusad3r_Official]

Fun fact: he didn’t even commission intro. Intro song is “Absolute Territory” by Ken Ashcorp, made in 2013, 8 years before PE: E’s release

[@wolfywise]

That opening song is about the absolute territory. The space between thigh high stockings and a miniskirt/bootyshorts

[@a_whitewolf900]

I never thought that I would learn so much from Pootis engage

[@tentacledood5784]

You did incredibly at pointing out how ceno0 implemented realistic fight moves and even some mil-tech correctly despite how ridiculous the animation is. You have a very good eye for detail!

[@axleramsey6237]

Bro gave us a lecture because of 2 words, respect acquired