Around The Alps - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 144
So you had the fastest loses I've seen in a while last time, here's one of the fastest wins in a while
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[@typicdonkey1189]

“The army is moving faster than the Air Force” - Joseph Goebells

[@pierresihite8854]

this shall do well for the propaganda!

[@DanieleCapellini]

not that surprising, with Göering in command

[@sirmount2636]

Dummy thicc Göering keeps the planes from taking off with his ass cheeks

[@plainplane7580]

Ah yes, I remember the German Ferarri strat playing my first HOI4 MP game. I was France and they stacked all of their tanks on one tile, and just yeeted through my level three forts and capitulated me in five days.

[@darthseagraves]

@@sirmount2636 He drinks the plane oil.

[@darthseagraves]

"Home by Christmas" Joseph Goebbels when Hungarian trucks overrun 30 Soviet divisions. LOL

[@FantasKanal]

They were material for the street to moscow.

[@Bluesonofman]

#TrucknToMoscow

[@battleofkursk50]

Yes

[@nothuman3083]

Gentlemen we will either go down as the greatest statesmen in history or the greatest villains

[@125discipline2]

biggest ran over in history

[@wizarddog5049]

Maybe deploying half a million men on the frontline right in front of a tank wasn’t the best idea

[@gt-battlezone7135]

Two Minutes earlier it was not even close to the frontline

[@evilmortysmith1008]

Wasnt even a tank it was motorised

[@JustAPintOfMilk]

@@evilmortysmith1008 road kill

[@evilmortysmith1008]

@@JustAPintOfMilk thats gta v levels of road kill bruh

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

Imagine that. A single hungarian rruck rinning over thirty fucking divisions.

[@Bugeye0704]

Soviet Union loses before 41 “I wonder who was playing the Soviet Union” *hears dressel’s voice* “Ah that makes sense”

[@teronchapman6326]

Bugeye0704 I said literally the same thing. I was like, who deletes their entire army in a rage fit. I should’ve know.

[@LS-jv9hp]

@@teronchapman6326 Braun?

[@teronchapman6326]

L S him too 😂

[@SuperCompany007]

Hey atleast he got Iwo Jima

[@MrTomkan]

It was more Louis who build 200 Civs rather than making some mills aswell

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

At the French ports: *Soldier runs in* "Admiral, we need to scuttle the..." Goebbels: "Ah, so glad you could join us..."

[@justinspeaks.1652]

I can just image the French soldier running into the command headquarters hurrying into the generals room, only to see Goebbels surrounded by SS waiting for him. It's be like that scene in The Empire Strikes in Cloud City with Darth Vader

[@ArctikToast]

Goebbels turns around in his chair "i have been expecting you"

[@thefish8796]

Swimmy just assassinated 30 Russian divisions without flexing a muscle.

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

6:09 "Brave hungarian motorized unit runs over 500,000 soviet orphans, recieves iron cross"

[@gOgOoGAgA]

DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES

[@niranjansrinivasan4042]

French general:We have received intelligence that the germans will be coming through Ardennes prepare the def... Soldier:Sir the germans broke through the alps and encircled Maginot line. French general:Ok boys ready the white flag

[@gOgOoGAgA]

🏳️🏳️🏳️ VIVE LA FRANCE!!! 🏳️🏳️🏳️

[@lukemarchand4183]

It's moments like Golden's analysis at the end of the game where you realize a lot of these guys actually have a pretty thorough understanding of WW2 history.

[@lukemarchand4183]

@LordMacKarl It was more a reasonably clear description of the operational movements that impressed me. Most people's knowledge tends to be "Germany went through the woods and the French got encircled LMAO" without actually understanding the details of the Battle of France, let alone an understanding of just how precarious the German drive to encircle the French actually was. Not exactly gigabrain, but better than average IMO

[@lukemarchand4183]

@LordMacKarl Fair enough I guess, I suppose we just have different thresholds of what we expect from Bo and the crew. Given how often they look like incompetent memelords I was surprised that there was genuine historical method to the madness. But again, different strokes for different folks eh?

[@jerryrgzz1571]

Golden showed he knew what happend in france beyond the 'lol go arround the maginot' idea

[@sdaffergsdf5930]

@@lukemarchand4183 m

[@keycrafter7471]

They didnt mention they pull a irl rommel ghost division where the infantry couldnt keep up the tanks speed

[@cuthland3998]

Soviets: 55 Division Stack Axis: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@connerstout4693]

Hungary is covered in Soviet POWs

[@AltoStratusX1]

Literally 500k men getting handed guns after finishing basic training: "You men are the last hope for the motherland. We shall push the invaders back. Not one step back! For the glory of.....dear God whats that driving over the hill?" Deja vu theme as Hungarians power drift over the assembly.

[@evilemuempire9550]

It’s called a death stack for a reason

[@etskakaik2120]

Swimmy*

[@Megafish117]

tfw you don't even need to make a propaganda reel because unedited footage of the war is just as good

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

When the war is going so bad for the Soviets that 30 divisions capitulate to a Hungarian truck

[@matthewnickolas4706]

@@deltoroperdedor3166 later the entire red army just says fuck this shit I'm out

[@CrazExtra]

@@matthewnickolas4706 they just all deserted

[@thebravegallade731]

@@deltoroperdedor3166 I mean to be fair that hungarian truck probably had a ostwind turret or something

[@cyaniderap721]

Nobody: Bo’s tank divisions: I am speed

[@B1GCORE]

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE NEVER RETREAT

[@drrisen-9442]

RearAdmiralBIGCORE Meanwhile in France: They are the coward elite! Born to retreat! Never defeat! *French Division.*

[@knockrotter9372]

ich im schnell

[@barneybeartilde9601]

DrRisen - nice

[@ThyRandomGuy]

RearAdmiralBIGCORE GHOST DIVISION

[@jurjen8703]

For those who didn't catch the stream, the reason why Bo was able to play Germany so agressive this game was because England had like 6 divisions until right before ww2, so if they engaged in a 38' war over Czechoslovakia they would get invaded INSTANTLY, and they didn't have enough fuel to protect their coasts with their navy.

[@fede98k54]

Why though?

[@jurjen8703]

@@fede98k54 cus he played dogshit

[@fede98k54]

@@jurjen8703 Makes sense ahahahah

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Iirc England doesn't actually need fuel to get supremacy for the most part. The home fleet is big enough to hold off the standard German navy from port with strike force alone. However if the Italians move to German ports before the war locks them in the med the home fleet is entirely insufficient.

[@maxkennedy8075]

3:41 Spain wants to lend lease you *more oil than exists on earth* per month

[@vraxo8953]

A plane: I FAST Bo's Tanks: Well yes but actually no.

[@lightningbolt4419]

I agreed with you at one point in time, but now I see your true colors

[@germanempire6878]

Bokoen1: *Creates Greater German Reich.* Allies: "He's to dangerous to be kept alive!"

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

Basically the relationship between Germany and England for ages

[@germanempire6878]

@@zaikolebolsh5724 yes. Or the relationship with germany and everyone else.

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

@@germanempire6878 nah, for some reason south america was germanies bff

[@pierresihite8854]

@@zaikolebolsh5724 and one of the few areas having remnmants of Prussian Military as well..

[@comradekenobi8146]

Love the Star Wars quote. The Rise of the Empire was based heavily on the Rise of the Nazis in Germany (and the Empire itself was clearly modeled on Nazi Germany -- they're basically the same state in different universes).

[@PrinceOfDolAlmroth]

when overrunning soviet divisions with a couple hungarian truckers leads to a greater amount captured than the battle of Kiev or Smolensk in 1941. 11/10 would country roads again.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

And thus, the long lasting Russian tradition of buying fast cars began

[@albusvoltavern4500]

I love how the Germany ball is finally KZbin friendly

[@Bokoen1]

Only for the first 30 seconds lol

[@Bzons]

@@Bokoen1 That's good to hear, I hate it when historical accuracy is politically corrected.

[@paladinaeon3834]

Well considering that the Nazi flag is still up in the top left corner...

[@DeusExDraconian]

How dare they discriminate against the Windmill of Peace like that. It's anti Buddhist and Hindu.

[@janehrahan5116]

But the religion of kaboom has a monopoly on peace, all other religions are evil Nazi ideas.

[@nathankingham1248]

Bo: Gets Studetenland in early ‘38 Dressel: *anger noises*

[@jerryrgzz1571]

To be fair Bo was ready for war, with a proper army and plan, Dressel was still building up and the allies noted he wasn't ready

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

American soldier lands on Omaha beach *wtf this isn’t Iwo Jima*

[@Uberkatze-]

DUDE IWO JIMA, HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY DUDE. IWO JIMA, COMEDY GENIUS

[@RonWonkers]

@@Uberkatze- stfu virgin

[@duduchannel6729]

@@Uberkatze- Shut up, it's a great meme

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

France is temporary, Iwo Jima is forever

[@jclark6749]

yea its not funny anymore

[@patricklacroix9467]

Dressel: gets killed by AI Czechoslovakia Bo: encircles all of the southern French armies Your tanks are basically doing the Girls und Panzer maneuver. Panzer Vor!

[@CrimSkies]

The tiny GuP voicelines heard throughout the game did put a nice touch on everything.

[@spencerm5663]

1:42 I heard that, Bo

[@linlenny1392]

Hitler in 1939: “I know this will work” Bokoen in 2019: “nah bro I got this”

[@dogetheoldmeme4121]

3:20 that war declaration tho

[@cvpgame7267]

I am rewatching this vid after a whole year and I didn't even notice that daaaamn

[@virusguy5611]

Last time I was this early, Dressel had went Iwo Jima instead of D-Day

[@johnyoung4441]

*_"How The Blitzkrieg Was Meant To Be"_* *_"Around The Alps"_* Did Bo discover the secret to Blitzkrieg that the German Army couldn't do irl?

[@gameer0037]

Operation Tannenberg? :D

[@_draco_7300]

Way of Hannibal Barca

[@noahwatt1269]

@@gameer0037 something something needs to shoot twice

[@Genburthing]

The Blitzkrieg: Barca Style

[@stormyprawn]

Anyone: tries to say anythi- Germany: *speaks over other person*

[@StrickerRei-Chn]

1:41 did any one hear gup miho saying "panzer vor" in the background?

[@darthguilder1923]

Yes

[@feintfaint7213]

Thats his twitch sub alert .

[@StrickerRei-Chn]

@@feintfaint7213 no shit. Bokoen is really into gup stuff.. wait until he discover kancolle...

[@ALNYTheGreatScientist]

@@StrickerRei-Chn or Azur Lane

[@j.moreno9319]

@@StrickerRei-Chn I think this channel will be just dedicated to anime in a few years

[@murplesman]

Choh-king (however you spell his name) is basically in ASMR mode 99% of the time

[@MrTomkan]

Best guy of the stream with bo

[@sammyboi2951]

Honestly Bo the Pearl Harbour gamble was nothing compared to this masterpiece. Me: *sees Hungary doing the Rapid Corps divisions (same as what they did WW2)* Also me: Alright let's see what can he use them for USSR: We have you 50 to 1 Swimmy the madman: *overruns 30 divisions* I like those odds. Me: *Pikachu face*

[@paladinaeon3834]

Something I didn't realize is that they gave Bo the Sudetenland in Feb. of 1938, the EXACT same time when Dressel did the exact same thing during Czechmate. The only difference is Dressel did it for historical accuracy while Bo wanted it to start the war.

[@shinydewott]

2:20 “This Reddit moment was brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends”

[@fredericktheconquer6140]

you encircling french division and killing them so fast makes Napoleon Bonaparte cry from his tomb

[@MacLachlan]

-"Unitary Eritrea" -'I'll take tags I didn't know were in game for $1000" LUL

[@FreedomPuppy]

8:25 *Hears Dressel as Soviet Union* Yeah that explains alot..

[@christian9125abd]

well i mean none would have won that as soviet isn't ready for war at that time, only if france would be alive they could hold that early

[@whiskeyjade4076]

KZbin: "Whats this? Something historical? No money for you!"

[@Zorro9129]

*angry Dressel noises*

[@professormolina5931]

Around the maginot 2, Italian boogaloo.

[@cloud6639]

Press f to pay respects to the 500k soviet soldiers that died in a single battle

[@nazeonrave2501]

*+when Barbarossa works** Me: *ZE THIRD REICH LIVES*

[@304gunner]

Me: **Pauses on Bo’s desktop screen* Folder: **Adult Content** Me: **visible confustion, and surprise**

[@rasmussteenhansen3122]

I have actually watched this episode 4 times now, and its still so good. My favourite video of the year!

[@danielallen4450]

At first I thought the USSR was the AI. Nope. Just Dressel

[@greysmiley688]

6:10 when one Hungarian car runs over 30 shitties

[@antoniovilla5897]

When you realize that Bo is just Rommel in disguise.

[@ethanmoreno724]

Notification squad does more than youtube's monetization policy, gotten

[@jasminelove4180]

6:12 That moment when 39 Soviet divisions get vaporized Holy fuck

[@sopina.]

1:42 That little "Panzer Vor!" in the background tho

[@poisonshadow317]

That panzer vor audio mod in 1:42. Nice.

[@OB472]

1:42 Did I... Did I just hear "Panzer vor!"...?

[@danilopetrovic5697]

It's just something that plays everytime Bo gets a new subscriber on stream. And there is even another one in this video somewhere around the 4:00 mark.

[@superbattleship3873]

It’s really a staple to how this series has advanced when Bo even has people to provide soothing ASMR commentary

[@halonut96]

Literally just from the intro game description i can tell that BO is playing as germany and of course dressel is playing as russia

[@THEFUFFYDRAGONx]

Best part of my weekends is new videos of you and the gang! keep up the hilarity bo!

[@yeetusdeletus697]

Bo's Light Tank Division *Eurobeat intensifies*

[@Squid2403]

Allies: (is incompetent) German Tanks: I am speed

[@lieutenantsupascoop2126]

3:21 Mexico declared war on Unitary Eritrea

[@4552571d]

1:42 is that a goddamn "Panzer Vor!"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I love it when an army deletes itself

[@azevol216]

You know you are RP masters if you do a step by step recreation of the start of world war 2

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

0:18 Wait They conceded the Suedenten Land in February 1938 Dressel: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

[@davisjackson9154]

Hooray! More delicious content! Thank you for this wonderful gift and keep up the great work!

[@s.berkeakbaba]

7 in the morning here and i am supposed to go to work but i am watching this. Nice.

[@rendexjord1722]

This was possibly the most glorious battle of France you have done bo .

[@miguelgalarion3285]

8:26 Me: *wonders who could possibly pull off such a bad USSR* Dressel: *Starts talking* Me: 😒

[@MrTomkan]

This was the best stream in ages. Perfect players in the axis and solid entertaining gameplay. These streams are the reason i binge watch you Bo. Keep it up!

[@andrescifuentes7089]

Romans said Hannibal Barca couldn't go around the alps, such as France thought Bo couldn't move his tanks trough the alps and the Maginot... A few weeks later, you could hear the panic of Paris, with the people screaming: "GUDERIAN AD PORTAS!"

[@ProfDrake]

the alternate timeline where the allies let a Make a Wish kid be in charge of their forces for a day

[@notificationguys5128]

This what Happened when guderian, manstein and Rommel together lead the German army on operation Barbarossa Even the luftwaffe can't keep up with the blitzkrieg

[@walnzell9328]

Every one of Bo's pals, sometimes even Bo, after their side loses a game: So anyway, I started b*tching.

[@kingandcountry1242]

Tfw Bo can just demand the Sudetenland in February of ‘38

[@UwU-xk5cx]

Now, thats some pretty serious blitzkrieg

[@superslowmojoe401]

It's so nice having a video where people aren't screaming

[@witchylv1003]

Ah yes the historical accurate invasion of France of 1939 led by a panzer division of japanese anime school girls at the battlecry of panzer vor

[@vitya1980]

That bit about the crayons will make a fine bit in HOI4 full episodes.

[@insurgentmapper5239]

I tried counting how much times Bo said "got them Choking" He said it too much for me to count them

[@italiangovernment481]

when you're so tired you're almost delirious, close your eyes for half a sec, suddenly think you play HoI4 when you open your eyes again and wonder where the commentary comes from

[@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716]

Ngl when I heard that GuP Panzer vor voice line the first time in the video I thought I was I going mad.

[@Warhero357]

Bo: (Tries to change video name) Me: I'll just watch it again.

[@skinkpriestshawchek8847]

Luftwaffe lunch break on the eastern front 1940 colorized

[@Boxghost102]

Bokoen: gets the Sudentenland in Feb 1938. Takes France in 39. Dressel: is refused the Sudentenland in Feb 1938. Humiliates himself in spectacular fashion.

[@theholyinquisition389]

Those 51 Divisions gotta be the biggest roadkill ever

[@maxkennedy8075]

you see this is the difference, Dressel goes for war in ‘38 you have a Czechmate by 39 but Bo does it and you get THIS

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Yeah we got him! *HeavyBreathing*

[@justanotherredbeard4439]

I can only applaud the apparently permanent inclusion of Golden in the outro. However, there's something missing... His face, obviously. On a ball? On a shield? On a stake?

[@tacticalnuke5673]

"Heavy tanks without equipment" sounds like it's only just the tank crew.

[@anishkoneti7822]

your channel is gold man

[@Neon-zq5of]

I've beem watching some of the older HOI and it's calming to see Bo having competent Allies

[@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716]

I was literally about to go to bed and of course you upload smh.

[@golfin3210]

Imagine being a German commander . You walk in the war cabinet and all it is is Hitler watching a live view of his tanks encircling french devisions and screaming at Mussolini I GOT THEM ITALY!

[@reeke3415]

This is what I stayed up for another meme game

[@stealthyfir7915]

France was just like: i know that the Italians and Germans are pushing through the alps, but trust me guys, it’s going to come through Belgium and the Maginot. The alps are just a diversion, we don’t need to worry about it.

[@generalsherman2157]

1:41 Excuse me, I heard that.

[@matthewnickolas4706]

"my infantry couldn1t keep up with bo's tanks" *G H O S T D I V I S I O N*

[@swagmanjones_6948]

Rip non edited German Ball so that you can get money Mar 6 2017-Nov 17 2019

[@NoahWeaverRacing]

He’s had it there for a couple videos now but yeah :( R.I.P. to our great meme countryball

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Yes but that's only for a very small portion of the video

[@frogchip6484]

take a shot every time bo says ''I got him, Cho King!''

[@jazzadroid]

3:39 Nationalist Spain wants to provide 8400000% from their production of Fuel Once gg franco

[@NoahJaci]

“They gave it to me!” Bo, 2019 Lmao

[@GoodwinGhost]

coming back to this and remembering it was a dressel russia makes it all the more better to watch this

[@angeltorres7936]

I was wondering why Russia lost so easily...then I heard dressels voice and realized it was just meant to be

[@dafatman2269]

The Goebbels comments had my kidneys hurting from the chuckles