The Solemn Vow is a JOKE

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ArraySeven

ArraySeven

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@acoolerhandle
@acoolerhandle 4 жыл бұрын
redeeming qualities of the solemn vow - it has a cool beard
@SpitFyre37
@SpitFyre37 4 жыл бұрын
Comstock would be jealous
@cyberdemon6517
@cyberdemon6517 4 жыл бұрын
Hippocratic oath? More like Hippocratic *SUGGESTION*
@thefrogger6507
@thefrogger6507 4 жыл бұрын
Whoa that's hot we'd better ban it in comp
@penguinmaster7
@penguinmaster7 4 жыл бұрын
it's a bad joke with a beard the solemn vow is literally a dad joke
@enjoyer9542
@enjoyer9542 4 жыл бұрын
That’s tf2
@simplyexpress3981
@simplyexpress3981 4 жыл бұрын
You'd think hitting someone with a marble bust would be a little more detrimental, you know?
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 жыл бұрын
The jag is sharper yet does less damage
@huber8235
@huber8235 4 жыл бұрын
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 #logic
@GrumpyIan
@GrumpyIan 4 жыл бұрын
I know. It should also have 50% slower swing speed but does 150% more damage a swing.
@mohammadwaled409
@mohammadwaled409 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyIan yeah it probably shouldn't do more damage than a bonesaw
@thosebloodybadgers8499
@thosebloodybadgers8499 4 жыл бұрын
Making The Solemn Vow a battle medic weapon would be cooler, imo. It plays into the joke and encouraging niche playstyles is always a plus.
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 4 жыл бұрын
Even if this weapon stays as a somewhat joke weapon for all eternity, the only thing that matters is that the Solemn Vow needs a Festive variant with it wearing a Santa Hat!
@thatguybrody4819
@thatguybrody4819 4 жыл бұрын
i am all for this. also a halloween version where the head has a chunk missing and the eyes are black/glowing.
@serPomiz
@serPomiz 4 жыл бұрын
maybe this year...maybe...
@RoseTheCat99
@RoseTheCat99 4 жыл бұрын
I found him again
@alo7712
@alo7712 4 жыл бұрын
Stickmaster is just now a big part of this community now
@fawful7457
@fawful7457 4 жыл бұрын
@@alo7712 Always has been.
@felixargyle3194
@felixargyle3194 4 жыл бұрын
“It would answer the age old question, WHERE THE F*CK IS MY TEAM?!” As a pub medic I ask this more than any question to ever be asked
@joanaguayoplanell4912
@joanaguayoplanell4912 4 жыл бұрын
You know you can already do that with the Medic autocall feature, right?
@usernametaken017
@usernametaken017 4 жыл бұрын
@@joanaguayoplanell4912 wait people dont use it
@somerandomyaya8958
@somerandomyaya8958 4 жыл бұрын
@@usernametaken017 yeah they don't unless its a lime green scout with 124 hp spamming it
@flyingturret208thecannon5
@flyingturret208thecannon5 4 жыл бұрын
@@joanaguayoplanell4912 you seem to be missing the point of that joke. When a medic is in a pub, they’re usually left out to dry and can’t fall back fast enough, and get slaughtered because the team decided to do something else suddenly without telling the medic.
@joanaguayoplanell4912
@joanaguayoplanell4912 4 жыл бұрын
@@flyingturret208thecannon5 and you seem not to know that with a couple of binds the Medic autocall can be used to see your teammates through walls at any moment you need.
@frostbite5081
@frostbite5081 4 жыл бұрын
"Where the f*ck is my team?" Lazypurple: *laughs in engineer*
@Artsy_Fella
@Artsy_Fella 3 жыл бұрын
They're all protecting the engie now
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling 3 жыл бұрын
@@Artsy_Fella has happened three times in the last decade. Hello darkness my old friend........
@Choco____1
@Choco____1 4 жыл бұрын
when Array said: "The problems with the solemn vow," I legit thought that he was criticizing the Hippocratic oath.
@Artsy_Fella
@Artsy_Fella 3 жыл бұрын
He used to be a battle med, can you blame him?
@loganreads90
@loganreads90 3 жыл бұрын
Others: “Do no harm.” Array: “Beg Pardon?”
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt 2 жыл бұрын
"who gives a fuck about doing harm? I don't give a fuck, I'll put a pipe bomb in the rib cage of someone if I'm doing an open heart surgery. It's an epic prank!"
@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563
@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563 Жыл бұрын
Real Doctors: "Do no Harm" Medic: im afraid zats not fun for me (i say zats to say "thats" like the medic talks cuz everytime he talks i hear a "Z" so thats why so you dont judge or anything)
@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563
@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563 5 ай бұрын
@batrachianbill9760 bruh
@TheJosiahTurner
@TheJosiahTurner 4 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early, the syringe gun actually spun when you shot it
@brim-skerdouglasson
@brim-skerdouglasson 4 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t anymore?
@thilsiktonix
@thilsiktonix 4 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to spin???
@festivedarnspahs5676
@festivedarnspahs5676 4 жыл бұрын
@@thilsiktonix yup in old tf2 also demoman's grenade launcher used to have its barrel to spin
@Breeze45-s4h
@Breeze45-s4h 4 жыл бұрын
@@festivedarnspahs5676 it's still does lmfao, before it had 6 pipes tho
@festivedarnspahs5676
@festivedarnspahs5676 4 жыл бұрын
@@Breeze45-s4h I meant whe you reload it
@HexterXD
@HexterXD 4 жыл бұрын
I shall now call my solum vow *”Zeus In A Cake Mixer”*
@gibbous_silver
@gibbous_silver 4 жыл бұрын
What about: optional hippocratic suggestion
@WhoTookAlexm622
@WhoTookAlexm622 4 жыл бұрын
i call mine the crit magnet
@raisinx
@raisinx 4 жыл бұрын
Imma name mine that lol.
@B0LTz
@B0LTz 4 жыл бұрын
I will call mine as ''God's Brother'' or ''Zeus's Brother'' xD
@TomEyeTheSFMguy
@TomEyeTheSFMguy 4 жыл бұрын
Solemn Vow: exists ArraySeven: That's not funny, VALVe. That's not the type of humor we do here.
@stanleyharno4534
@stanleyharno4534 4 жыл бұрын
"How about another joke Array?"
@railfire1857
@railfire1857 4 жыл бұрын
@@stanleyharno4534 I think we've had about enough of your jokes.
@ryanhernandez1877
@ryanhernandez1877 4 жыл бұрын
@@railfire1857 What do you get... when you cross a slowly updating game with a company that ignores it and treats it like trash?
@uh3622
@uh3622 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhernandez1877 I'll tell you what you get! you get - * updated localization files *
@TomEyeTheSFMguy
@TomEyeTheSFMguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@uh3622 BOOM
@potato1341
@potato1341 3 жыл бұрын
Just give this to sniper and don't change a thing.
@ryanred1525
@ryanred1525 3 жыл бұрын
Change how it looks and the name
@ryanred1525
@ryanred1525 3 жыл бұрын
But it might be too over powered what does the sniper really Use he’s third Slot anyway like maybe the Bushwacker so you might need to add some more downsides
@potato1341
@potato1341 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanred1525 Maybe. Sniper melees are sorta memes. Maybe give it a holster and equip penalty on top of swing speed decrease and I think that would be an alright trade off.
@ryanred1525
@ryanred1525 3 жыл бұрын
@@potato1341 yea
@cameronvalencia6023
@cameronvalencia6023 3 жыл бұрын
I think the 10% speed boost should only activate after you have healed a teammate and it last 3 seconds. That way they they don't spam it for the sake of the speed boost by themselves and will need a teammate nearby to proxy it. The "view all teammates HP" will work as always.
@cry0genic784
@cry0genic784 4 жыл бұрын
I sometimes forget that the ubersaw isn't Medic's stock bonesaw.
@mohammadwaled409
@mohammadwaled409 4 жыл бұрын
What are uou talking about?
@croquettes1937
@croquettes1937 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@crwlr9787
@crwlr9787 4 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadwaled409 the ubersaw is used so much that it's viewed as pretty much just the default
@mohammadwaled409
@mohammadwaled409 4 жыл бұрын
@@crwlr9787 ohh okay Thank you
@CAMSLAYER13
@CAMSLAYER13 4 жыл бұрын
I don't use the ubersaw but I recognise it's the best in a lot of situations
@UncleDane
@UncleDane 4 жыл бұрын
I like the suggestion of reworking it to give you a team outline whenever you like. Although, I will say that I actually use the Solemn Vow quite a lot already, in particular alongside the Quick-Fix since that's the Medi Gun I most often use when pocketing someone specific and following them around all over the map, and letting your pocket know (through voice chat, I know a foreign concept to most) who are the weak enemies they should focus down is actually pretty helpful. Not to mention, when you're using the Quick-Fix, sacrificing the dominance of using the Ubersaw doesn't feel so bad since the QF builds so quickly that gaining 25% on hit for a charge that doesn't really do much feels less impactful. Great video!
@saucedealer
@saucedealer 4 жыл бұрын
I use those items with the overdose for the set bonus of all the item names looking green at the bottom of the card
@smexykins3065
@smexykins3065 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Dane the Pocket Medic Main
@gibbous_silver
@gibbous_silver 4 жыл бұрын
The quick fix is my favourite UNCL DAN IS A VERY GUD QUICK FIX MAN
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks my dude, really glad you liked it!
@shoopdawoop47
@shoopdawoop47 4 жыл бұрын
dane please review the pomson 6000 its this epic secret unlock for the engineer its the best weapon in the game please review
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 4 жыл бұрын
We all know it, but I feel it's time to talk about one of the worst medic weapons in the game. New videos coming soon you guys, hang in there!
@SSSW.o
@SSSW.o 4 жыл бұрын
Ok if you say I will I will
@donaldmacisaac8479
@donaldmacisaac8479 4 жыл бұрын
Well, while it may be a bad weapon, it’s still banned in comp...
@Phaserdanger
@Phaserdanger 4 жыл бұрын
I actually use the solemn vowel to decide if I should assist killing a target or preparing to shoot a crossbow at my teammate.
@duelfueled
@duelfueled 4 жыл бұрын
Hey array can I ask you a question what do you recommend to get the capper or to get that one bumper car taunt
@jimbo491
@jimbo491 4 жыл бұрын
Duelfueled get a job. Also buy from marketplace.tf
@SM853
@SM853 4 жыл бұрын
"Now, if only we could get Valve to actually do something about it" Now THAT's a joke
@zebaguettefromfrance1287
@zebaguettefromfrance1287 3 жыл бұрын
Every name aray calls the solemn vow: - Like a white dude on a stick - Like medusa went to a retirement home - Like a philosophy major's shake weight - Like mime Santa - Like Kratos made of mashed potatoes - Like a lumberjack geisha - Like if math class had a stepdad - Like Colonel Sander's grandpa - Like a Yukon Cornelius saltshaker That's it, he had enough... ... ... ... *- Like Zeus in a cake mixer*
@liamhansolo1464
@liamhansolo1464 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t say the 5th one but it was on the script
@RyleaLynn706
@RyleaLynn706 4 жыл бұрын
"I seem to have misplaced my team!" -me, as a Medic Main, on large maps.
@serPomiz
@serPomiz 4 жыл бұрын
"it seems that, once again, my teamates decided to go full demoknight on a sentry nest. even if most of them aren't even demos." me.
@gravity1537
@gravity1537 4 жыл бұрын
@@serPomiz Do you ever have a match with only power class, and that's the one guy who you can heal because everyone else is a Sniper, Spy, Scout, or Engineer?
@serPomiz
@serPomiz 4 жыл бұрын
@@gravity1537 at that point you can only do quickfix and keep your frail teammates as topped of as possible, you ain't gonna push the enemy defenses down. Period
@joanaguayoplanell4912
@joanaguayoplanell4912 4 жыл бұрын
Use the Medic radar bind, mate.
@deselled
@deselled 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, as he said "here a few tips" at 6:34 I got an ad. So it sounded like "Here are a few tips - get a new pair of sunglasses"
@gibbous_silver
@gibbous_silver 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs
@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@julesedelweiss
@julesedelweiss 4 жыл бұрын
Omg same! Mine was mcdonald's all day mcgriddles tho
@deselled
@deselled 4 жыл бұрын
@@julesedelweiss we are besties now, you can't stop it
@yobber757
@yobber757 4 жыл бұрын
i have one renamed to "macintosh plus floral shoppe" cause theres a head bust in the cover of that album, i thought it was pretty funny
@noiber
@noiber 4 жыл бұрын
HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
@Carbon-cringe-human
@Carbon-cringe-human 4 жыл бұрын
@@noiber HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead
@gustavwood0064
@gustavwood0064 4 жыл бұрын
I just called it head on stick
@anacousticguitar2530
@anacousticguitar2530 4 жыл бұрын
"it would answer the question "where the f**k is my team?!?!"" The pain every medic main feels
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie 4 жыл бұрын
“The solemn vow is a joke” is a completely different statement outside of the context of tf2
@demitrischoenwald1436
@demitrischoenwald1436 4 жыл бұрын
I personally love the Vow. I renamed my Strange one to "My Odd Medical License" And the description: "I finally got my medical license back! Oddly, it says 'Do More Harm'."
@swagmaster47625
@swagmaster47625 4 жыл бұрын
You must’ve applied to be a harmacist
@phonetheory7056
@phonetheory7056 4 жыл бұрын
@@swagmaster47625 erase.
@scoot4390
@scoot4390 4 жыл бұрын
@@swagmaster47625 Hey.....thats a freakin' cyclone! I hate those things!
@NO-de7gx
@NO-de7gx 4 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s the one I use
@steveheist6426
@steveheist6426 4 жыл бұрын
I had a Solemn Vow to use until I got something else. I renamed it "The Neanderthal's Headbuster". I thought I was funny.
@raisinx
@raisinx 4 жыл бұрын
I re-named mine to “Zeus on a stick”
@sirknave4794
@sirknave4794 4 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty funny
@Brick_Eater_
@Brick_Eater_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@raisinx funny
@Brick_Eater_
@Brick_Eater_ 4 жыл бұрын
steveheist that name is funny
@gustavwood0064
@gustavwood0064 4 жыл бұрын
I renamed mine “head on stick”, real original I know
@JollyHorror1
@JollyHorror1 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic, this is coming from the man who uses stock Yes I know he’s a battles medic it’s a joke don’t nitpick
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I haven't used stock in years! The alternatives are just too damn good, even including the solemn vow.
@JustCallMeEm.
@JustCallMeEm. 4 жыл бұрын
He hasn’t used stock/been a battle medic in like 5 years
@jimbo491
@jimbo491 4 жыл бұрын
ArraySeven you will forever be labeled as the battle medic KZbin guy :/
@mikeygames269
@mikeygames269 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimbo491 I'm sure that sound encouraging
@nadroji6549
@nadroji6549 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikeygames269 I'm sure _that_ sounded encouraging as well.
@spamuel98
@spamuel98 4 жыл бұрын
easy way to pick out a bot without even looking at the name: Sniper Merasmus hat Cozy camper KICK
@TheRealYesman1
@TheRealYesman1 4 жыл бұрын
@@silentfilms7459 yes perfect way to make people confused
@webber9750
@webber9750 4 жыл бұрын
And now you can tell if their name is festive hitman
@chrisjack5980
@chrisjack5980 3 жыл бұрын
F2p kids: who start and can even make 1 kill but they look like them so them get kick
@keitoucreations2727
@keitoucreations2727 3 жыл бұрын
I got kicked in a server for not having a profile picture so they accused me of being a bot. While playing spy and not sniper...
@pie6029
@pie6029 3 жыл бұрын
@@silentfilms7459 and then miss every shot
@breab
@breab 4 жыл бұрын
The Solemn Vow: Am I a joke to you? ArraySeven: Yes
@flameongamer8534
@flameongamer8534 4 жыл бұрын
The medic God's has blessed us with the return of array!
@Bobcat1573
@Bobcat1573 4 жыл бұрын
U mean Lord Gaben has
@world4me
@world4me 4 жыл бұрын
Thou dare speak against our Lord and Savior Gaben!? Sounds like *Heresy*
@snackermantm105
@snackermantm105 4 жыл бұрын
Is because the KRITZSaw needs a nerf.
@keygenpie
@keygenpie 4 жыл бұрын
almost had the joke
@ΙωσηφΔρακακης-υ3β
@ΙωσηφΔρακακης-υ3β 4 жыл бұрын
6:33 "here are some tips to make the most out of it" Ad: *Y O U G U R T*
@theaveragegamer5464
@theaveragegamer5464 4 жыл бұрын
HES NOT AWAYSEVEN
@QualityJo_
@QualityJo_ 4 жыл бұрын
He is
@Bonniethebunny
@Bonniethebunny 4 жыл бұрын
@@QualityJo_ it's a joke he means that Array isn't Away anymore, if you get what it means.
@Lerre
@Lerre 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bonniethebunny nob
@QualityJo_
@QualityJo_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bonniethebunny oh I didn't notice that
@TheJayzBlu4721
@TheJayzBlu4721 4 жыл бұрын
@@QualityJo_ damn now u infecting the comment section? *HELL NAW*
@Valvadrix
@Valvadrix 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when it used to be just a straight upgrade to the Bonesaw because it showed you the enemy health with no downsides.
@nyukjustacommenter857
@nyukjustacommenter857 5 ай бұрын
"It distracts Medic from his job" I missed the part where that's my problem
@TheInfamousCloaker
@TheInfamousCloaker 4 жыл бұрын
"The Solemn Vow is a JOKE" Yet it is banned in 6's and is the ONLY medic Melee that is banned in 6's
@gravity1537
@gravity1537 4 жыл бұрын
It is banned because of it's ability to see enemy Ubercharge, lowering the skill ceiling rather than raising it. If it didn't have this one ability, it could find it's way into competitive matches.
@TheAverageGuyTAG
@TheAverageGuyTAG 4 жыл бұрын
@@gravity1537 So it's banned because it's OP?
@saxophone1640
@saxophone1640 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAverageGuyTAG not op but when it got unbanned its used 99% of the time
@JoaoOstroski420
@JoaoOstroski420 4 жыл бұрын
like the pompson. just because it is banned in 6's doesn't mean it is good/OP.
@gravity1537
@gravity1537 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoaoOstroski420 Yeah, that's a great way of putting it.
@philadelphus3570
@philadelphus3570 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually my favorite Medic melee weapon (mine's even called "Physicians Phriend"), it's just too much fun sniping low-health enemies who aren't expecting it at long range with the Crossbow. Also, I love the irony of maiming people with a bust of Hippocrates, it just speaks volumes about Medic's character. I wouldn't be averse to it getting changed up, though. (Although I'd like to keep the ability to see enemy health and names as a passive as a little bonus, it isn't exactly overpowered.)
@country_mouse7079
@country_mouse7079 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing enemy health and Uber is so " Busted " in comp
@MythicTF2
@MythicTF2 4 жыл бұрын
@@country_mouse7079 It's not busted. It's just a bit too powerful for too little downsides. The biggest downside for it is "It's not the ubersaw" which is a pretty big downside all things considered. It also removes the need for a crucial skill in competitive tf2: "Uber-tracking" or whatever you want to call it, which just makes it not fun to play against because the enemy medic can always know what uber you're at just by quickly glancing at you which puts the enemy medic at a disadvantage since a medic hardly ever pulls out their melee to begin with. The upside outweighs the downside so much that it's banned in 6s. (idk if it's banned in HL, but I assume it is. could be wrong). A decent balance change that would still keep the same vibe of the weapon, would be require it to be active to see enemy health/uber, and a -50% holster speed penalty
@riddlerthediddler4392
@riddlerthediddler4392 4 жыл бұрын
@@MythicTF2 The quick fix makes the "Its's not the ubersaw" downside redundant as The quick fix already boosts uber charge rate. Id say its more for pocket medics to tell their heavy/pyro/soldier who the weak links are in the other team
@slicedbread3659
@slicedbread3659 4 жыл бұрын
the only problem with it is that... the ubersaw exists
@riddlerthediddler4392
@riddlerthediddler4392 4 жыл бұрын
@@MythicTF2 he said "busted" not busted
@SoundlessMound
@SoundlessMound 4 жыл бұрын
I think we need to talk about how the Crusader's Crossbow completely overshadows every other primary Medic weapon. Seriously.
@shaunnathanmendoza5289
@shaunnathanmendoza5289 4 жыл бұрын
nah, it deserves to be there
@cerocero2817
@cerocero2817 4 жыл бұрын
Because the other weapons are trash, not only are weak, extremely situational and only worth pulling out very rarely, they are also the worst implemented weapon in tf2. The syringes you get to see, unlike any other projectile, are calculated client side, so the actual syringes on the server are in another place, actually, thats why so often you hit when you shouldn't and miss when you see a perfect . This , combined with the ridiculously low projectile speed, makes it impossible to get good at this weapon, and it is only reliable when shooting at enemies that run at you in a straight line. The crossbow, however, adds depth to medics gameplay, it adds meaningful decisions, makes it so you finally have to aim as med, and let's you pull out sick shots like the other classes. If finallybis like med had a primary. The crossbow is not the problem, it is one of the best designed unlocks in the game.
@tim14022000
@tim14022000 4 жыл бұрын
The Crusader's Crossbow overshadows every other weapon because it's overpowered and gives you the ability to heal teammates from a save distance with no downsides for doing so. A medic is normally designed to heal teammates in the battlefield which is a risk reward system cuz he helps the team but he also brings himself to danger. The Crusader's Crossbow completely contradicts that idea by letting you heal your teammates from a save distance. Valve needs to give it a really heavy downside in order to make it not overpowered. the only one that I could think of is to maybe make it that it can also heal enemies or that it maybe doesn't heal teammates at a specific distance. Overall it needs a heavy nerf to not overshadow the other weapons and knowing the Community, they will cry and complain to such an extend that valve most likely will just bring it back just so that the community shuts up
@MistaOceans
@MistaOceans 4 жыл бұрын
@@cerocero2817 I rarely use the Crusaders Crossbow because I can't aim for shit. Syringe guns can be weird to use, but once you get the hang of it I've found something such as the Blutsauger can be helpful if I'm making an escape from a trigger-happy scout. Even though I do agree it is Medic's best primary, I don't think it's nearly as powerful as some people say it is.
@cerocero2817
@cerocero2817 4 жыл бұрын
​@@tim14022000 It adds the risk of missing the shot, since often you'll have to aim at a moving teammate, and you need line of sight , and you get less über, and it lacks crit heals, so it definitely requires taking meaningful decisions. It was already nerfed to get less über, it's perfect as is, doesnt make sense destroying a great weapon so that you have an excuse to use crappy ones. The comunity would cry becauuse such a change would make medic weaker, less skill based, less deep, less involved and more boring in genneral. Would you also say that pyro should have all his melee weapons nerfed into the ground because the fireaxe is shit?
@professorbrainstorminmemef4779
@professorbrainstorminmemef4779 4 жыл бұрын
"It's not even a good [joke]" *audience laughs* Hmm...
@ВолодимирІванов-ю4в
@ВолодимирІванов-ю4в 4 жыл бұрын
I just love solemn Vow. I use it all time, im not even kidding, I can know when i can kill enemy, or when I have to run. Also I give info to my team.
@legenddairy0
@legenddairy0 4 жыл бұрын
Array: "The solemn vow is a joke and not even a good one" Also array: "The solemn vow in the current state is a joke, buy it can be a good joke"
@shaunnathanmendoza5289
@shaunnathanmendoza5289 4 жыл бұрын
it can but it just isnt.
@juniper6954
@juniper6954 4 жыл бұрын
It can be, after some big changes.
@whiteroomentertainmenttv8371
@whiteroomentertainmenttv8371 4 жыл бұрын
Life is filled with inconsistent messages
@johnpotato3123
@johnpotato3123 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone forgot to pin their own comment
@legenddairy0
@legenddairy0 4 жыл бұрын
@Im not sharing my name Huh?
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 4 жыл бұрын
ArraySeven, SirSwag, FunkE, and InternetHistorian all upload within a 24 hour period... *We’re in the endgame now*
@andrewponder3855
@andrewponder3855 4 жыл бұрын
This comment helped me find out that I was unsubscribed from the Historian for some reason.
@kyyourneutralisminekiske7104
@kyyourneutralisminekiske7104 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, now to add this to the "ArraySeven Videos I've Watched Way Too Much" after the week goes by. I really did miss these, and one thing I really enjoyed was the end part where you even gave tips to people who use a weapon you personally think is bad. One hell of a comeback for weapon reviews.
@lukerzy4901
@lukerzy4901 4 жыл бұрын
Me: **watches video** Me: "Yeah, that's why I use it."
@markhughes8643
@markhughes8643 4 жыл бұрын
Ma' look! That medical assistant main who grants the healing of team mates with his fire hydrant gun has uploaded!
@gibby9298
@gibby9298 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 God I feel like I’ve had a seizure
@amdoktor
@amdoktor 4 жыл бұрын
*Zeus in a cake mixer*
@Niiue
@Niiue 4 жыл бұрын
i use amputator because i can't hit anyone with an ubersaw
@johnnystankiewicz295
@johnnystankiewicz295 4 жыл бұрын
-__________- what how
@goldendocsonic2012
@goldendocsonic2012 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up, that’s the same thing
@shadowdoggo6163
@shadowdoggo6163 4 жыл бұрын
i use it to heal everyone, cuz it’s hard to heal everyone at once.
@X_mezo_X
@X_mezo_X 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowdoggo6163 too bad it doesn't give that much of a progress towards the uber charge.
@Niiue
@Niiue 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Stankiewicz i die before i can even hit them
@peomarder
@peomarder 8 ай бұрын
2:23 >be you >you are alone 1v1 med vs soldier (you're on kritz with 0% uber left) >see soldier has full hp >demoman jumpscare just shot 40 more damage at you. >think "shit I'm not getting any uber for this" instead of "shit I'm going to lose this 1v1 and die" smh smh smh
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 2 жыл бұрын
"if math class had a stepdad" was the best one by far
@erico2952
@erico2952 4 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy, been rewatching a lot of your old videos lately, brings me back to when I was younger. Keep up the quality content
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 4 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say the concept for the weapon is a “bust”
@6666-s4y
@6666-s4y 4 жыл бұрын
Haha i get it, because bust mea
@wallywheezer8256
@wallywheezer8256 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, good one mate
@nukeflower.1759
@nukeflower.1759 4 жыл бұрын
The best thing about the game I wanna see ya In ikea I don’t know what if they were going to be there a few years later I didn’t think I would be able until then they had to pay 💰 was a good night I was just really sad I was just like I gotta was a really funny day and then when I got home 🏡 was a really fun day I was just like I gotta I was gonna was I just wanna I wan to kill you haha 😂 is a good day “I hate you so much jack” was the day that I was going yoda was I just wanna make you pay 💰 I was like telling a vegetarian about how the pizza 🍕 was that I wanna was a good night I was really good at that and it’s just like the other way it is just a lot and it’s a good idea but maybe it’s because you always thought 💭 is the day I wanna rip your body apart and I just got to get out and I don’t know what if it wasn’t so stupid but I gotta was like the first one time I had to get a bunch of people that were going on a date and they didn’t actually have any money 💰 so I killed them I stabbed them 37 times.
@igjozz5646
@igjozz5646 4 жыл бұрын
budum 'tss
@SJMORG
@SJMORG 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy
@caelin4174
@caelin4174 4 жыл бұрын
The crafting recipe for the solemn vow is 8 jarates. ITS MADE OUT OF PISS!!!
@quitequeerquesadilla
@quitequeerquesadilla 3 жыл бұрын
Made out of DNA samples! How they got them we don’t know. But still
@PeaShooterAutoHunter
@PeaShooterAutoHunter 3 жыл бұрын
Piss stick
@faulksdude
@faulksdude 4 жыл бұрын
"There's no more I'm - Zeus in a cake mixer"
@RadiantSharaShaymin
@RadiantSharaShaymin 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was just a bad player for not knowing where anyone on my team was. Thanks, needed a boost :)
@duckypus38
@duckypus38 4 жыл бұрын
At least the weapon warns you that is "Does no harm"
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 4 жыл бұрын
it could've been better if when you kill someone with it, it gets covered in their blood
@mcfronny
@mcfronny 4 жыл бұрын
No, you can get a name tag and call it "You're Busted" That must mean my collector's solemn vow is worth it.... right..?
@DragouMC
@DragouMC 4 жыл бұрын
Array: Here’s a few tips for you AD: DONT BE THAT GUY
@raisinx
@raisinx 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@invrtd9409
@invrtd9409 4 жыл бұрын
**1 year later** "solemn vow is actually good"
@gonnachangemychannel9449
@gonnachangemychannel9449 3 жыл бұрын
It was been 7 months....
@KhezuWiggles
@KhezuWiggles 4 жыл бұрын
The solemn vow, it’s purpose is written on it. “Do no harm”
@miked5163
@miked5163 4 жыл бұрын
I think that because of the irony of the weapon, it makes it the most “medic” weapon of all
@athan13590
@athan13590 4 жыл бұрын
Medic secondaries Edit: I Just realised they meant its MEDICore
@temkin9298
@temkin9298 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty interesting because you know THE GUY KILLS FOR A JOB but I guess if you ended up on his table, you will at least live to get up from it with varying degrees of death possiblity. Remember supposed boneless man was able to tell others his condition before medic lost its licence for his practice.
@askafaska
@askafaska 4 жыл бұрын
5:25 - Disguised spies actually still have teammates outlines, so the Solemn Vow would be useless in spy checking. Although, if a teammate calls out a spy, you can use your Solemn Vow to either 1. Check the names of other players (if the spy is disguised) or 2. Wait for a unfamiliar outline to pop up on your screen, indicating a spy has just appeared.
@monicalist1356
@monicalist1356 4 жыл бұрын
*Pokemon Battle theme* A wild spy has appeared!
@twincatalysts1155
@twincatalysts1155 4 жыл бұрын
Did you not listen to the thing he said literally 10 seconds before your time stamp? "I would suggest against disguised spies being outlined", then he proceeded to say it could be used for spy checking under those circumstances.
@askafaska
@askafaska 4 жыл бұрын
@@twincatalysts1155 oh shit, I didn't understand him so yeah...
@monicalist1356
@monicalist1356 4 жыл бұрын
...I Think my joke just flew over you two...no offense
@askafaska
@askafaska 4 жыл бұрын
@@monicalist1356 ? How does one not know Pokemon? Also, we were just discussing my mistake and did not mention your comment...
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 4 жыл бұрын
The solemn vow is honestly a really big meme. I just love running around like an idiot hitting people with a head and immediately dying.
@DBSG2
@DBSG2 4 жыл бұрын
Really loved the concept of the “seeing where teammates are and their health” when you spawn as medic and I would love to have that as a permanent effect as a weapon
@littlebigb5370
@littlebigb5370 4 жыл бұрын
Here's an out-there idea: Displays all the information passively, regardless of current weapon. BUT it no longer is a "weapon". You cannot pull it out, you basically lose your melee entirely and have to rely on your primary and medigun. May need a buff, but your trading close range defense for on demand information. Plus, it goes with the whole 'do no harm' theme... y'know except ironically.
@tear4442
@tear4442 4 жыл бұрын
That is a direct nerf to what it already is, which is not what this weapon needs. It already displays all the information passively regardless of the current weapon, you're just taking away the part where you can use it as a last resort too.
@nynland2163
@nynland2163 4 жыл бұрын
8 minutes of middle age men trying to prove to the world that solemn vow is a joke while dont remembering that he was a stock purist at one time in his life.
@vipergg7870
@vipergg7870 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@erinmoore1494
@erinmoore1494 4 жыл бұрын
When I equip the solem vow, its used for when a scout engages me or someone flanks me, In those moments when I can see there health it makes me more confident I can kill them and return to my team. When a scout with 10 health is trying to kill you knowing he has 10 health helps immensely. Although it isnt META pairing it with the blutsauger allows a medic to defend himself better, because he can gauge there health and determine if fighting is even an option. an 80 health solder vs a 200 health solder is a big deal. For me it helps in determining whether I live or die, and it does it in a way the other saws do not do for me, by making it so I can live in the first place
@Toofty
@Toofty 4 жыл бұрын
WHAT IF You could see ALL weak enemies through walls like Sombra from the TF2 community's favourite game Overwatch? I dunno, great vid though!
@Toofty
@Toofty 4 жыл бұрын
@Zesty Zucc Yep my initial thought was below half health perhaps, and anywhere on the map although that could be insane
@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 4 жыл бұрын
That guy looks like Lenin with extra beard
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 4 жыл бұрын
He’s not just a clown, he’s the entire circus but not even that good at it
@thatguybrody4819
@thatguybrody4819 4 жыл бұрын
i cannot even describe how often WHERE THE F**K IS MY TEAM happens to me. every other game is like this. i get out the gate, turn the corner, then follow the sounds of gunshots and explosions for what feels like hours trying to find out where the heck everyone went. and then i run into an enemy soldier that blasts my arse into oblivion to an empty spawnroom and still can't find the entire 11 other teammates.
@pooparse
@pooparse 4 жыл бұрын
turn on auto medic calling in advanced options
@teaandbiscuitz8677
@teaandbiscuitz8677 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe get better at positioning and dont be "that medic"
@thatguybrody4819
@thatguybrody4819 4 жыл бұрын
@@teaandbiscuitz8677 my positioning isn't the problem. i have to be great at positioning because i run the amputator.
@jjthan8772
@jjthan8772 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatguybrody4819 If you can't find your team, that's bad positioning. Doesn't matter if you use the amputator if your team is never in range xD
@thatguybrody4819
@thatguybrody4819 4 жыл бұрын
@@jjthan8772 i can be at the front lines or directly on the cart and still find nobody. it's not my positioning. i can guarantee that.
@huber8235
@huber8235 4 жыл бұрын
I like to use this weapon when i'm playing with a friend on a Discord call
@0Sirenn
@0Sirenn 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm zeus in a cake mixer." -ArraySeven
@gonnachangemychannel9449
@gonnachangemychannel9449 3 жыл бұрын
Captions*
@Sercil00
@Sercil00 4 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the last time I saw someone use the solemn vow. And I really like these ideas. The "respawn wallhacks" are horrendous for spies and need an overhaul anyway, but it's a real blessing for medics. You get to see exactly what class is doing what, who of them is closest and in the most need of a medic, and it helps you get some of the most amazing crossbow shots, just as they cross the corner.
@icetide9411
@icetide9411 4 жыл бұрын
The main problem I thought it had is that the Spy already gets that information, and can relay it to the team. (And we all know you'll have *at least* one spy)
@Afrecta
@Afrecta 4 жыл бұрын
The vow was my first strange, so it became a staple to my loadout. It's has changed my mindset of medic so much that I feel naked with other saws at times. Being able to know if I have the advantage on the heavy revving up at me to bonk him real quick or if I should just run and leave him in the dust and live is a great tool for me.
@SwedishSchizoCorgi
@SwedishSchizoCorgi 4 жыл бұрын
1:22 As a Engineer Main, the information is true here. I could kill the medic with my heavy friend.
@Starach
@Starach 3 жыл бұрын
I personally love it, it allows me to pick and choose my fights, predict enemies movement, and make informed calls to my teams. I mainly play competitive though. For pubs or super low level comp I still recommend (and use) the ubersaw. Too many dumb people you can farms a full Uber off.
@grammajam3682
@grammajam3682 2 жыл бұрын
true. amputator if you love making sure your team get as many heals as possible like i do. i love pulling it out when i'm sitting at a dispenser or if most of my teammates are injured and in a small area.
@ToddSnap3
@ToddSnap3 3 жыл бұрын
I think the Solemn Vow may be unnecessary for competitive, but in casual it can be a great sidegrade for the medic just allowing you to have more info about the enemy
@gimnof
@gimnof 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just wanted to say that this was really well edited. I liked the fire gag and the blowing dust visual was a nice touch. Great work.
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you I worked very hard :)
@figo3554
@figo3554 4 жыл бұрын
The dumbest part about this is I've been laughing at this joke for years now
@darthrevill6293
@darthrevill6293 4 жыл бұрын
"The Solemn Vow is a JOKE" says the one who uses the bonesaw as a weapon lol
@mrbeeman9459
@mrbeeman9459 3 жыл бұрын
he used to he doesnt anymore
@darthrevill6293
@darthrevill6293 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbeeman9459 *5 months later*
@mrbeeman9459
@mrbeeman9459 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevill6293 i dont think he did at this time either. he literally said the main thing he thinks when he pulls it out is "oh shit im not getting an uber for this" insisting he already moved onto the ubersaw
@darthrevill6293
@darthrevill6293 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbeeman9459 Cool story.
@silver6002
@silver6002 4 жыл бұрын
“Now only if we could get valve to do something about it.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cries in corner *
@justad00d76
@justad00d76 4 жыл бұрын
so i always guessed the play on Hypocrates is that with solemn vow, you get to see enemy health and "shouldn't abuse that knowledge" to do harm, but tbh, a weapon that lets you see enemy ubercharge rate would be interesting to see on either sniper or spy, though it would definitely be easy for a sniper to pick off medics right before they can pop uber if that were to happen, unless the bullet traveled like insanely slow as a trade-off. spy may make the most sense class-wise to be the one who should know this stuff
@brendancross2767
@brendancross2767 4 жыл бұрын
don't forget that the solemn vow always makes you ask the question "can I take him," while with anything else, you go "hell yeah I can take him, cmere you little cream puff, let me show you the definition of butt christmas" if you get the reference that's awesome
@zain6140
@zain6140 4 жыл бұрын
you make the point that "people already do what the solemn vow does without it." while this is true, if youve ever watched competitive or played it, even the most perfect of teams still dont always track hp perfectly and the word you said for uber tracking was a "guess" and to the reason uber faking exists is to psyche out the enemy med. faking means nothing if you spot the enemy med. i feel like your changes enables medics to be dumber because it encourages them to not be aware of their teams organization and positioning around it. the movement speed buff is useless since medic can copy scout speed and it would, again, just encourage medics to make positioning mistakes. ive also seen people say that it was banned in comp, but as of this season of RGL, it is not
@teaandbiscuitz8677
@teaandbiscuitz8677 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you array is really shit at trying to balance and change things, he either buffs them to hell or makes the changes absolutely useless
@temkin9298
@temkin9298 4 жыл бұрын
He is on the casual side then comp. Because as you said it CAN be good in competitive but in pubs where majority does dumb things, you can't really use it. You are right about movement speed if medic wasn't a fast class, it would be less important but he isn't and can and will do mistakes because of over estimation. Seeing allies is good however it does come with a hefty down side. As a passive item that helps you gather information, it should have a better down side than slower holster as it can make positioning and understanding the situation better, I would suggest +10% more damage taken from bullets thus making you learn to use positioning better. When a random group gets paired to play in comp it can help medic to understand where he should be. A training tool per say.
@cocknose
@cocknose 4 жыл бұрын
who he fuck plays competitive tf2
@joanaguayoplanell4912
@joanaguayoplanell4912 4 жыл бұрын
@Murat Tan Dude, you can already get that medic wallhack he describes by simply enabling the Medic autocall at some insanely high HP %. It works on disguised and invisible Spies, so have fun sniping them from across the map as well.
@temkin9298
@temkin9298 4 жыл бұрын
@@joanaguayoplanell4912 Thanks I didn't know that. I will try to implement it.
@300IQPrower
@300IQPrower 4 жыл бұрын
“Now if only we could get valve to do something” is literally tf2’s community in a nutshell
@Goldenleyend
@Goldenleyend 4 жыл бұрын
Back then, before the nerf, I used to think it was objectively the best melee since it literally had no downsides, and every other saw's effect was like "yeah thats cool but I cant see their health"
@TheShadyBoi
@TheShadyBoi 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoy the see enemy health buff It lets you know if you should just run or melee someone as a last ditch effort in a situation where your pocket just died
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 4 жыл бұрын
"see enemy Ubercharge" should be replaced with "see teammates below 50% health through walls" and obviously "cannot see cloaked enemy spies through walls"
@sirdwaggy6826
@sirdwaggy6826 4 жыл бұрын
6:45 is your profile picture heavy freight train derricrane
@carterbowley8529
@carterbowley8529 4 жыл бұрын
im gonna be honest I dont play medic much but I think your content Is amazing and your definitely getting me into medic
@IREALLYLIKEHAMS
@IREALLYLIKEHAMS 4 жыл бұрын
How many times will ArraySeven rant about the solemn vow before he realizes no-one else cares
@s.hitman
@s.hitman 4 жыл бұрын
medic mains: "NO YOU CAN'T USE A GIMICKY ITEM WHEN OTHER ITEMS CAN BENEFIT YOUR TEAM SO MUCH MORE" me: "head bust make ironic funny ha ha"
@Dog-999i
@Dog-999i 2 ай бұрын
The solemn vow is a very good weapon. The 10% slower swing speed mathematically makes no difference. It basically has no downsides and a massive upside that allows you to get kills from across the map and see enemy Uber charge. Best of all, if you play with a friend then you can constantly tell them how much health the enemy their fighting has, or you can point out low HP targets to them.
@terrypennington2519
@terrypennington2519 4 жыл бұрын
3:58 Please no...please God no....Spy is already hard enough to play... When Valve added that stupid ass wall hack outline, it DESTROYED the disguise kit entirely. Utilizing the disguise kit for what it was meant for was already hard enough, but now using it at all punishes the spy because when an enemy respawns, they'll see that obvious spy through the walls who's trying to flank simply because he's pre disguised (as all spies should be) who had it not been for those wall hacks, no one would've known he was there. I've been killed countless times because the enemy tracks me down simply because i'm not cloaked 24/7 despite being an extremely stealthy spy. I know I know, no one falls for disguises since 2009, but at least it didn't HURT you to disguise yourself. Now being disguised, which is something you have to have on at ALL times to combat the sentries, significantly hurts you because the enemy now sees your obvious ass through and across the map. God I hated when Valve added that mechanic. Medic will be a walking talking spy detector like how engie was with the pre blue moon short circuit, except more powerful. I really, REALLY think this is a bad idea. Edit: Okay nvm, you addressed that point about disguised spies. ...I probably should have watched the whole video before writing this comment... Still, i'm gonna keep it up here just so it goes to show that the whole outline thing in general, is really *FUCKING STUPID! FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING SYSTEM!*
@ArraySeven
@ArraySeven 4 жыл бұрын
Omg dude XD
@charlescalvin4328
@charlescalvin4328 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you probably should've.
@Zaleoritov
@Zaleoritov 3 жыл бұрын
Medic should have the ability to see enemy health by default.
@helipektiker1835
@helipektiker1835 4 жыл бұрын
Solmen vow : exists ArraySeven : "I'll make a video about this."
@axethannanth
@axethannanth 4 жыл бұрын
h
@murpaderp8461
@murpaderp8461 4 жыл бұрын
holy shit, that first suggestion was a "I didn't know I needed this till you said it out loud." moment
@leonardovaldivia5200
@leonardovaldivia5200 4 жыл бұрын
1:08 It's worse now as most TF2 accounts have voice commands disabled
@natomotoa8841
@natomotoa8841 4 жыл бұрын
“Rewards skill” *shows the direct hit*
@dinonuggiesguy4847
@dinonuggiesguy4847 4 жыл бұрын
Idk man. I think its rewarded skill. Like your using your constant ability of direct hit for, well an easier to hit and higher damage direct hit. Without the ability of constant direct hit it would be pointless
@ShadowGamer300
@ShadowGamer300 4 жыл бұрын
"3 minutes ago" I've never been this early before...
@Prismate
@Prismate 4 жыл бұрын
girlfriend: - needs attention - wants money - will cheat on you - doesn't have cool beard - boring solemn vow: - won't stop giving you attention - only needs 8 jars of urine - will never let you down - has cool beard - funny and greek
@buzzsburner.8286
@buzzsburner.8286 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the music starts over every time with the jokes about what the solemn vow looks like lol
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh 3 жыл бұрын
ArraySeven: I like the BoneSaw Also ArraySeven: The Solemn Vow is Bad lol
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